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Carzzy you should put when your a child your biological parents are your parents but when you get older the government becomes your parent
I found a channel that's copying your content. I can't remember the name of it. But instead of it saying crazy facts number blank. It says amazing facts part blank.
Wow 6 likes
Leather bound books are dead trees rapped in dead animals
I REALLY LOVE UR CONTENT!!!
So you can basically Rick roll a mind reader without rickrolling yourself
Well you would still rickroll yourself because you would have to think about the rickroll to rickroll the mind reader
@@memerminecraft3226 NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND HURT YOU
Bruh why We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
@@-SquishedAdam- never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
Ok
"Would a turtle who lost his shell be homeless or naked?" Dead, probably, a shell is ribs.
I was going to comment this
Me too
I am very happy to see Marvin back, who else thinks Marvin is the best?
Me
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Me this is actually… funny and weird he makes the videos funny
I love how Marvin is just happy/very understanding of why he's being asked to leave. That's honestly one of the existential questions he could ask. 'am I doing this just to get you to ask me to leave, or because I know I'm annoying and don't care?'
man, if Marvin runs out of facts, we are doomed.
He will never at this point
@@rea1mz_lloyd720 fax
He will keep going after this planet dies. Alien explorers who find the remains of our planet will still be able to hear the echos of his facts.
His kids will do what he does when he’s dead, assuming he will have kids
@@memerminecraft3226 He will be like m'aiq the liar from skyrim. He is possible immortal, or all of his children are named the same way he is and look identical. Nobody knows for sure. All we know is that he will always be there.
Fact:- Marvin & Ryan are so smart, and men full of knowledge, but everybody finds them annoying anyways.
"Hold on, let me check my bottle of care. Nope, nothing." Do you mind if I use that?
I hate so many things Marvin says, yet im oddly compelled to keep listening to him.
I don’t really hate it but i am compelled
@@strongeststeelgaming4642 I dont really hate it either, but it is really weird sometimes. Like, yea your correct, but i could have gone my whole life without ever thinking about it and id have been fine. But now i cant unhear it anymore.
Yeah
Fact: The lowercase letter “z” is the only lowercase letter that has a straight line on the bottom
The Greek letters alpha & beta inspired the English word Alphabet
I guess capital Z and E don't exist
@@limejelo he said the only lowercase letter that has a straight line on the bottom
He’s talking about lower case letters
*Not me singing the whole alphabet just to test if the fact is right* HELP ME. I can't memorize my alphabet!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
Here’s a funny fact that you could use: if you took the eyeballs out of every single person in the entire world and put them all(the eyeballs not the people) in one spot, the combined weight would be more then 583 statutes of liberty.
Ok...thats creepy
*Welp* there goes my sleep
Gotta try
@@venoxedits9691 huh
Another disturbing fact: If you have two eyes, two arms, two legs, two lungs, two kidneys, or two ears, you have more than the average for any of those body parts for the world’s living population. If you have one brain, spine, heart, stomach, spleen, liver, or reproductive system, you actually have slightly less than the global living average. In essence, the global living average for any redundant body part is slightly less than two but thanks to the wonders and horrors of evolutionary divergence, any body part that you should have only one of is very slightly higher than one thanks to living people who have a redundant and parallel body part - an extra organ. You’re welcome.
I just don’t understand how Marvin’s roommate is so annoyed by him, personally I am enamoured by his knowledge
Imagine just sleeping with the lights off and then you hear the door open and someone whisper to your ear some shower thought and left.
To be honest, that’ll be creepy
@@pistincup352 and if he keeps doing the same thing over and over again marvin is probably going to be annoyed and tired and going to get fired for sleeping in the job.(if marvin have a job)
It would be good at first, maybe tiring later, but I am in agree with you
same
“Ice is just crunchy water” *me questioning my existence* “woah”
imagine if there was 1 day in time where everyone forgot what the day was...
C o m p u t e r s
@@_TheMousies_ no I mean like before computers or phones. 19th century maybe
@@TricknNuggets Ohhh yeah That would be awkward though
@@TricknNuggets everything would go down hill cuz no one knows the day so yeah
NE
Here is a good fact, Most digital toasters have more computing power than Apollo 11 had.
I remember a group of boys on baseball team. I never actually new them but when we were in the mall they just started to show off their "muscles" and I have remembered them ever since. I was 8 and now I'm 18
anybody else ready for Ryan to come back?
WE NEED HIMMM
I like how u make me question everything in my life, keep it up👍
Many things that Marvin say’s confuses me, yet I still listen to him EVERY FRIKIN DAY 😳😳😳
Same, the dog one creeped me out.
You guys are the guys who get battered by facts, questions and jokes 2.0 edition (no offence)
Always makes me laugh, and Hurts my brain at the same time 😅
Wow moon light is solar power
hi
I love how angry he gets
I finally found a fact where Marvin is wrong YEAH!! Edit: the fact is "No one said the question 'did you die?' before videogames" but it actually was asked with table games
But Table games video games which aren't on a screen
@@nemanjalazarevic9249 yeah, but when you're playing some table game where you can kill a piece like chess if someone who is seeing the game left to go to the restroom or smt like that and when they come back the game's over the question you ask to one of the players is "did you die?"
I mean ur not wrong
It’s still a game though
@@Jssielikestodraw yeah, but not a VIDIOgame, and he specified "vidiogame"
I'm glad that whenever I want to question life, i can go to my boys Marvin and Ryan. Keep up the great content!
I am depressed, cuz we're all gonna die at one point, while this dude is happy to see Marvin go. Hehe
Carzeyyy is back... Again!
Love these vids pls make more
That nuclear launch code got me🤣
I dropped my phone like 20 times due to Marvin blowing my mind and making me question my experience of this planet. Which sucks btw!
7:50 Scp: are you sure about that?
You do a great job love your content
“What in the dancing grandma are you on” will always make me laugh
“What in the dancing grandma” 😂😂
2:13 The "Marvin, if you dont-" had me.
His reactions are priceless lol
A plant never dies, it keeps making seeds and when the seeds grow, the same plants lives on
"what in the dancing grandma are you on" Had me dying
I question my life every time I watch his vids but there still good.
7:40 Marking my fav one 😂
Your videos are very informative
When he said everything in life is trying to kill you I went crazy, like actually that is super crazy and I was terrified
Imagine becomming a pro in minecraft parkour maps just by watching videos like this
“Basically Marvin never run out of facts”
Well technically all my computers were ordered on my phone
You know what I like more than my Lamborghini? FACTS
7:37, Marvin, thank you for putting that image in my head.
I love these facts!
The fact that I yawn after the yawning one 😂
A TURLE CANT LOSE HIS SHELL ITS LITERALLY THE TUTLE ITS CONNECTED WITH BONES, ASWELL
"Water gangsters" lol
I was at the store for an hour yesterday and the hole time I walked around and listened to this on my headphones
7:13 lol that’s another one of those “u have 2 mins to live breathing resets the timer”
these are some of the best videos on youtube
Giraffes actually have a long neck because they aren’t predators, so they can reach the leaves on trees
1:25 wOaH
I love all your videos they are so awesome
7:50 in fact, the only time a character will blink in a first person game is when blinking is a meaningfull mechanic, such as scp containment breach for example, plus in a version of the game your character actually only starts to blink once the scp the blink mechanic is used for is near
'' YOU ANNOYING PESTILANCE OF A PERSON'' I laughed so much
“Whenever you have a good dream reality becomes the nightmare” That on hit hard tho
“ you probably came in contact with that same cash” “WOAHHSSHSJSBGEHNS” I LOVE IT LOL
I love this guy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“What in the dancing grandma are you on!?” 😂
Time stamp is 8:00
Other dude: pls leave NOW Marvin: right😃
"Your stomach can dissolve a rock but not gum." Older brother here. Kid poops out both.
When you imagine a monster its technically real but no one else can see it but you.
Penguins are just a winter form of bird
Someone you once met still thinks you're weird Me: everyone thinks I'm weird
You're not alone.
I love your facts
12:46 The driver: Am I a joke to you?
"ice sweats it's self to death" I am broken
I just realised that every video of this is just showing Minecraft parkour but only talking audio at the back with text of them talking 😂😂
This has made me get better at my grades
the go pros one jeez
When you are the last person on the bus. uhhh lol
Can confirm This kibble is fu**ing raw
“Marvin, PLEASE STOP IT, YOUR MAKING MY BRAIL FILL UP WITH QUESTIONS! I CANT FOCUS ON SLEEPING!!!!”
THE YAWNING ONE AT THE START MADE ME YAWN FOR REAL
this man reading the comment section of that macintosh 420 vaporwave song
whenever you have a good dream reality becomes the nightmare. funny reality is my nightmare and dreams are my heaven. my last nightmare was, way before puberty. that far back that I don't even remember the actual age number.
The first one made me go to school today! Gotta go!
I don't know why but I love these guys
I yawned right after the one about yawns and now I can’t stop
Marvin... HOLD UP? WAIT A MINUTE!
blows my mind
“I got some good stuff boys today boys 🤪”
I love Marvin.
No, it is not gas power. The power comes from the battery. You're welcome :)
It's a joke.
@@amazingnate ik. Just it made no since lol
@@dogmeowcat_dmc I don't get what you mean.
@@amazingnate the engine only powers the first drive. The battery, controls the starter engine, AC, wind shield wipers, front and rear lights, everything controlled by the dash, the automatic transmission, ect. So yeah ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Life is just minecraft but with infinity realism and infinity updates
we all need marvin
When the one who has to deal with Marvin said said he will have nightmares but he doesn't sleep 😳
Bring back Ryan!!!!
Marvin is the best!!
0:18: Whenever you have a good dream, reality becomes a nightmare. So whenever you have a nightmare, reality becomes a good dream.
This is the music I play now in my sleep
Hobos in tv shows: there are no jobs in philosophy Marvin: Let’s agree to disagree
AIR IS TRYING TO OOF ME EVERY DAY
12:48 😩 THATS ME- THATS MAH QUE IM THAT ONE PERSON IN THE BUS 😩✋🏼
The fact that I yawned when he said the yawning fact thing
In that sibling one it made me think how do you learn your siblings name
Somebody make the ocean clear😈