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That’s elite
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If everyone had listened when our parents said not to talk to strangers, no one would actually have friends
ah shi-
Red lobster
How r the parents together 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Or a job
Facts-
"How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes" Probably from the amount of time they got dropped by their parents. Edit: alot of people got dropped on their head when they where babies lol. Thanks for the likes.
20:27 it bc the plastic
Oof
I haven't gotten dropped by my parents but when I was like a new born ig my sister dropped me and that's prolly why I'm crazy now-
Bruh your profile picture I can't it's too adorable
This made me smile,thank you
We all just found him randomly and can’t just stop watching him. *DIDN’T WE*
Bro this is sooo true
Facts
Yuh frr
Bro it's "aren't" not "arne't" 💀
Fax
I imagine these are just two dudes on a sleepover and one is trying to sleep
Yep, I imagine something like that too.
Here's what I think, so, there are like 5 people at a sleepover at Carzzeys house, they annoying him, and other people there are trying to sleep with him.
@@remyl5694 I think it is Ryan
I imagine two telepaths reading each other would be like audio feedback
That would be the worst
Same
It's just a telepathic infinity mirror
It's like if you put two mirrors facing each other, or the GER effect from jojo
You could have a private conversation?
Here's a fact: "Short" is actually longer then the word "Long" Edit: this shouldnt have as much likes as it has
damn right
Then shouldn’t short mean long and long mean short
@@rowanlambert1572 ikr
Once again this will change life
facts mate
Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff made everyone go crazy in 23 minutes and 15 seconds
*16 seconds
@@Bdbdbbh no
@@DynamicSaturn36Gaming Dynamic yes
@@Bdbdbbh no
@@KJaxDragon yes
'the elemelons' has me rolling on the floor rn
Same
Yus
I know
yeah
Lok
"Only a thief wishes you prosperity" "Wishing you prosperity Ryan" GODDAMN LMAOOOO
isnt that my xbox
Bruh me after watching this video is=computer speaking ans at all the same time I'll sho ya
Noice
and Funeral Services wish people die
0:11 Theres 2 answers if you both read your minds your reading your mind and his mind and the other guy is reading your mind and reading his mind about you both reading your minds 😂
Answer to the “If you’re born deaf what language do you think in?” question: Sign language when you learn it but also shapes and colors
Yea and also pictures and such. Like, half of my thoughts are silent or combined of everything together, I usually don't think in a voice. ( I'm most certainly not deaf )
But deaf people can read, so wouldn't they just think in whatever language they can read in
@@worshipersofmagikarp6958 that would be another answer yes I just didn’t want people thinking that deaf people couldn’t think
@@worshipersofmagikarp6958 but how do they know what sounds those letters make? It would still just be pictures of those letters right?
What if they are just telepaths who can't physically speak and we, being lower life form, can't receive their messages? Doesn't that make us a really old kind of mobile phone?
Every show and video game we've ever seen exists in perfect condition, it's just in another dimension
Your cynda isnt shiny
its a joke by the way
Ryan , Marvin and Jeff : Spitting out facts The Rest Of The Family : Annoyed Me : Watching because it's actually interesting
IKR? It's been a long day and,pure entertainment!
Truuuuuuu
@@reginasandoval6288k
8k
8k8k
About the feeling of falling thing, when all your muscles relax simultaneously, it makes your body think that it's falling
ooohhh because ive had this feeling when im awake to very rarely like three times in my life
Happened to me before, I was trying to go to sleep but then thought I was falling and instantly woke up.
It is because of that your inner ears and cerebellum resets itself and you feel no gravity for a split second Not feeling gravity is how falling feels. For example, people think that they are going to fall when they are on a roller coaster's first drop and when they crest a hill because of that the riders can not experience the gravity as the train accelerates towards the ground faster than gravity pulls it. And you think that you are falling when you do not experience gravity
IT'S BEEN EXPLAINED
@@bacon_hair same except i fall fron stairs instead
A dumb person who questions their life is called depressed, but a smart person who questions their life is called a philosopher.
What if you are passively smart? If there is passive aggressive is there passive smart?
R u kidding me
@@Funniyaa💀
@@Funniyaa "Dumb ways to die" played at your funeral? Edit: Didn't mean for that to sound like a threat btw!
what about smart people that are depressed
The closest thing we have to an Elemelon is baked potato in French which means apple of the Earth
One crazy fact about me: I was playing a game in school, and my teacher came up to me and told me she was my third cousin. I’m not gonna get into detail I just thought would be a funny fact. Anything like this ever happened to you guys?
The saddest feeling is having someone you made memories with turn into a memory
you nicked this from him
Why u must hurt me this way
Very miserable
Awww man I feel ya
Yes and that happen to me
"if two vegans are arguing is it still called beef?" that one made me laugh out loud.
I made it 70 :)
@Nintendify XD
@@animalsareamazing8679 you monster
@@animalsareamazing8679 B R U H
The one that said “people with glasses have bad graphics” is actually true, me, I have glasses because I am short sighted, so for me, things far away look very blurry 4:19
The "reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating" got me 🤣
The god damn Elemelons gets me every time. I'll never get tired of that.
Fire, earth, water, air. The elemelons lived in peace, until the fire melons attacked
@@the_real_kel XD I love this comment
@@harleen4328 lol thx bro I appreciate it
@@the_real_kel your welcome
@@the_real_kel XD
*Nothing is on fire, fire is on things* Smoke: "i dont have such weaknessess"
More educational than all of our entire schools careers and private tutors combined
I’m literally halfway through the video and I’m already questioning life with Jimmy🤓
What is life? 🤓
What is life? 🤓
“If a Toy in toy story died, the child wouldn’t know and would continue to play with a dead corpse.” That really got me
They seem to be immortal except for being incinerated or fully destroyed I mean they can survive being sliced, broken, nailed (not in sex way) and many more. If the toy is dead probably it’s only ashes or pieces of plastic that children wouldn’t play with
@Bengal cat Bruno Why tho?
@@yakshxiao.b4.u100 Their problem.
@@yakshxiao.b4.u100 the kid woul be playing with a corps INFRONT of the other toys
@@thatlittlemonstrosity u a wise man
Ok I love this but I'd love one in "chronologichal" order
It’s chronological not chronologichal
@@Eternityyyyyy It's a one letter mistake, chill my guy
@@rubytheminer9546 she quoted it thats why I wrote it
Time is just a construct
@@Eternityyyyyy fair point
16:53 FINALY someone notices that!
3:54 only if he lies it extends, not if he's wrong. I'm assuming he has no clue what will happen so it won't grow
3:20 there is actually a really good reason why it doesn't hurt much. So when the droplet comes out of the cloud and starts accelerating it has to accelerate through the air resistance which decelerates the droplet, at one point the droplet reaches a constant velocity (called terminal velocity) which is small enough such that it doesn't do much damage on striking the ground
Great info! We need more ppl like you
@iCosmoMC r/youdidntaskbutpeoplewerewondering
@iCosmoMC r/iseeaargument
r/no one asked
Jeez
When he said elemelons I died laughing it’s so good
Elemelons
Well how are you alive to post a comment
@@coolcat3421 lol
@@coolcat3421 Ii came back just to post a comment cause it was so good I’m a Gh0sT 🤣🤣
1:49
9:39 Oooooh no don't tell me he's at it again ☠️
13:39 He is the pitcher Food theory proved it
"your alarm sound is technically your theme song" me: wakes up without an alarm
Just means you aren't the main character
@@malachiawesomegaming2504 Savage
@@malachiawesomegaming2504 OOF
@@malachiawesomegaming2504 I-
@@malachiawesomegaming2504 *insert supahotfire ooh meme*
Stop ruining my childhood martin ! Matpat: looks like I got competition
i wanted to comment the same thing but i scrolled down once and i saw this at least the point is proven
Bro, if that really happens, i swear the world might Implode!
XD Matpat answered the Kool Aid question I forgot what the answer was Just look for the Kool Aid video on Food Theory
Mah gosh lol 😂
Who’s matpat? Can someone awnser my question?? ;-;
6:52 XDDDDD
I pressed the acceleration and the brakes at the same time. The car literally started screaming like hell was upon it. It was basically the revving and the car begging for mercy.
I love how the guy in the background is just continuously angry
He is so pathetically ignorant to these facts of truth.
I loved that their friends question life
SASHA PFP WHOOOOOO
@@coyotix *best character in amphibia
I think Marcy is best but at least we agree on the fact that the best characters are in the calamity trio :D
Fun fact!: the fruit orange came before the color orange. It was just called red most of the time which is probably why people with orange are called redheads. It was also called red-yellow yellow-red and fire yellow
Technically the color orange came first from sun rises and sun sets
@@storm_fling1062 the word Orange, not the concept of the colour. Orange is first given name to the fruit. People before the Orange word existed called them red, red yellow, yellow red fire yellow (those three from op), sunset colour, light red (bright red is for pink), dense yellow (dark yellow is for darker yellow shade), etc. It also depends on which country you originate from. Like how my country/culture in classical time also called orange colour is red and yellow, before developing their own word for red right before even the naming of the fruit orange, they named it 'Jingga' to describe the colour. The colour then by the English they named it after the fruit, because that fruit has the colour.
@@SyahidanIbnMokhtar but that's not what they said, they said which came first the color orange or the fruit
@@storm_fling1062 I'm sorry, but I'm going to be harsh to you. In what retrospective perspective in your mind comes to term that what he meant was the spectrum of photon particle, the light that filtered reddish yellow light instead of the anglo Saxon 'orange'? The fact that orange did not exist in the past and was called red or yellow have not been planted groovily in your mind yet? If people haven't found the citrus sinensis and called it as if were today calling of an orange, and thus later naming the concept of the light spectrum that is in the middle of yellow and red in honor of the fruit, what do you think people will call it? It will be called yellowish red. The fact that simplest thing that are understandable can be complicated by you is astonishingly mind blowing. You're an equivalent of people who drink bleach because nowhere in that bottle have written that it can't be consume by you alone.
@@SyahidanIbnMokhtar you're the one who takes a simple question and complicates it to a huge scale just to get a point across that dosent matter
And a pilot makes sure you won't die alone 💀💀
These videos confuse the shit out of me but at the same time are really funny, entertaining, and mind blowing
Here’s the theory of Ryan, he has a disability were he cannot stop saying crazy facts. And sadly the reason why the friends voice is changing, is because he has differen’t friends on and on. His disability makes his friends not like him anymore. And it just keeps changing
His friends are WEAK
That’s his brother though..
@Kanza Suksawat same
Well this isn’t even his audio he just has it over parkour
Imagine if all these voices were just in his head and he was in a coma with a never ending dream of deep facts.
"How can humans replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes" *That feeling when you skip one step on the staircase*
Yes
I skip 2 sometimes
True facts
That is true tho xD
I do skip 3 tho Lol Wasted Ur Time!
9:32 and thats how Sonic got his favorite food
5:39 to 5:43 actually make sense
The "if a single teacher can't teach all subjects,then how's a single student supposed to understand all subjects" is so damn relatable
grade school: hold my beer
@@mrloop4087 apple juice/ milk* Also yes i get the joke
@mrloop e l e m e n t a r y s c h o o l
My teacher can teach all subjects-
@Local Orel Fan no actually im in intermediate
The legends says that Ryan still spitting facts about life.
Probably
@@sky_warriorak1685 yeah pretty much
He is check out 0art 2
He isn't allowing them to go on with their lives. He should be apprehended.
@@masonallison8657 XD
I actually laughed so much at "Are leaves called leaves because they leave trees?"
20:39 How about Tsunamis? Would they just be huge waves of wind?
To the fish I guess so if it’s underwater
"If one teacher can't teach all subjects, why is one child expected to study all the subjects" See this guy is a man of culture. Damn, it's almost been an year since i commented. Time passes fast, eh?
i should ask that to my teacher.
Because you won’t learn everything in one subject but the teachers know lots of things on it so they would have to learn too much which wouldn’t be good for the teacher and won’t be efficient
@@ezatullah2015 r/whoosh
@@sammithh.s6906 ?
@@ezatullah2015 you didn't get the joke. And whenever that happens on the internet, people reply r/whoosh to them
"Only a thief wishes you prosperity" "Wishing you prosperity" "Is that my Playstation?" *man caught me off guard 😂*
Stay away from doctors
@@GamerZachX and thats also the reason us Asians don't visit the doc cuz they're just gon make it worse.
Nice Job for both Jokes😂 &/And Parkour!kp
When I was younger I went to my mom I fears and went “I hate being the youngest”. She said “aww honey why? Are your sister mean to you?” And I said “no. It means I’ll be the last to die and I’ll be sad because everyone will be gone by that time” 5 years ago and this just brought it right back
If you weren’t youngest, you’d still see a lot of people dying but just a little less
Kid logic, I was in like first grade 😂
@@doodledogdrawings what freaking first grader thinks that omg-
Well it depends, since you can still die earlier than your oldest even tho your the youngest
@@thatonekid4077 I was a very special kid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also yeah but just in general I suppose
"The ABC Song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rythm!" Finally someone pointed this fact out! Edit: Barney is a **sniff** Dinasour **sniff**
I was never the same after i found that out
Irdy knew that though
So does black sheep black sheep have you any wool lol
The Word "OK" Is Stickman Person :3
Yea ikr I knew this but no one talks about it even once
earned a sub
8:35 "Dude, isnt it weird that we always have a voice in our head, like the one ur using to read this?" "What the-"
this ultimate man can ruin a Karen’s brain, absolute legend.
karens dont have brains
TRUE THO-
That's offensive to Karen's they don't even have a brain
@@gracie5463 some people that are named karens aren’t actually bad tho, it’s because of that vegan “teacher”.
@@gracie5463 dont worry i gave them all karen passes -a person who was unfortunately named karen
"Everytime you blink, someone dies." Me: **blinks rapidly**
Dude my uncle just died you know who did it??
@@Tokyo-rq5fy i have no clue who did it *proceeds to blink*
I'm now questioning my life
@@toxxc.5449 even the police can't find the killer how sad.. *blink*
*you can always create a new color, you can just say it’s beyond human vision, and if anyone asks what you imagine it to look like, you can say you don’t known because you can’t see it in your mind*
Carzeyy: WAIT! what if you dig down to the other side of the earth then will it make you fall to the space? Or will it just make you stand
If you dig straight down you'll probably die to lava or die to fall damage or if you dig deep enough you may even fall through the void
WHAT THE FU-
You will get blasted there beacuse of gravity
You would hit the middle of the earth which is so hot that it will burn you alive
Fun fact: plants sometimes make high pitch noises when some parts are cut off, scientists associate this with screaming
Vegans are killing plants
What part
@@ormblackheart865 just parts
strange, that didn't happen when i sliced my neighbor in half... guess he didn't have any plants
aww :(
“What happens if you hit the break and the accelerator in a car at the same time?” My dude has never driven a car before. Alongside the emergency break method, thats how you do a burnout.
R/wooooooosh
@@SSkat4069 "wooosh" as in "joke flew over his head" right? Well, where's the joke? You're the redditor here, you should know where these guys are stealing the quotes from.
@@Boomshteck the joke was he said it takes a screenshot. Why the hell would a car have the ability to take one. It’s obviously a joke, and most of these are too
@@SSkat4069 It's not a joke if the answer is obvious, hell, it's not a joke if it's not funny
@@Boomshteck well it is a joke, but it is just unfunny.
2:09 , the fruit orange, since it was still a thing when the astroid that whipped out the dinosaurs, then when people made english a languge THEN they made orange a color
When you hit the gas and brake at the same time it will rev or for performance cars go into launch control.
“If there’s watermelons, why isn’t there fire melons or earth melons or air melons, the elemelons.” 💀 that made me start wheezing and crying at the same time I’m not alright after hearing that 💀
The avatar has created THE ELIMELONS-
That one is the best out of all of them!! 🤣
The last melon bender
WHAT WOULD ELEMELONS TASTE LIKE!?
Rock melon
The ‘compliments stick out to men cuz they’re used to insults’ fact spoke to me on a spiritual level
Same
Same
Same
Same
I’m sorry guys it has to be done 🥺
0:46 *Backroom vibes*
4:13 LMAOOOOOO
I always use these on my dad and he gives me the funniest facial expressions 🤣🤣
Me too!! :)
@@selenyalynn most of them confuse me when I say them 😂
Me too lmao !!!
Me Too Lol 😂😂😂
Same
,,Reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating” 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying
Made me laugh! Thank you!
Did you know that even when you are doing nothing,an alternative version of you dies in brutal ways? And those alternative version of you die every second
I still can’t get over the “elemelons”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts.
Fax
Yes
How the F did I get this many likes in four weeks?
@@wafflesthecat7650 ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
especcially the "if 1 teacher cant teach all subject's, why does 1 child expected to study all of em?"
Imma be honest, before this video, I always thought that if I felt a bug creeping on my skin, it was the ghost of a bug 🤣
Ryan, Marvin, and Jeff must do this often to annoy their family
hes spitting facts
The facts that are obvious and easy to explain
@@tridos2574 that you never knew
@@Jemiscool123ABC yeah like, i never knew them but you can easily explain. idk how this works
@@tridos2574 That's why they're wierd and crazy faxx
he created a language called *fax*
If you push the brake and accelerator at the same time you’ll do a burnout.
No it'll take a screenshot
no it wont it will take a screenshot
1:33 you just rev the car, or let go of the brake to do a burnout(unless you’re driving an AWD)
"We're Just throwing shade now" And I took that personally.
i like the way the other person is frustrated of hearing these facts but never interrupts in between
Yaaas
because its a bit?
Oh hey, coincidence 😃
He’s is just trying to conserve his energy because he’s losing it
LOL ikr
The possibility of all these possibilities being possible is just another possibility that could possibly happen.
This makes me feel nice
You used the word possible 5x in 4 different ways and still managed to make sense... kudos.
oh-...oh my god...OH MY GOD!!!!
Pls no
Im gonna go and uuuh.... Join jimmy and the others. ADIOS!!
I think this will be one of my favourite videos EVER
I love how this video slowly starts to have some lore
Props to the cameraman for doing parkour while filming
Yeah like the camera man is superman they run faster than Usain bolt
I wish
Yeah, the camera man can do anything, that's why I want to make a show about it
**waits for that one guy who never gets the joke**
@@haha.gotcha there was one... but they deleted their reply
I like how while he’s blowing our mind with conspiracys he’s doing like a master parkour as if it was child’s play
when are u posting new vid
he used a tiktok noise for this and put the sound on top of the parkour.
Keep this comment at 100 likes
Are you single
You have to be joking or your pov is diff, Cuz ther is no way people are this dumb
0:41-No idea.I did MANY things in dreams that i never did in real life,including but not limited to: -falling; -jumping into the sky; -being shot from a canon; -getting blown up; -having 4 arms; -swinging around building;
I like how everyone is just yelling at Marvin for ruining their life instead of punching them or dragging them away.
“I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR FREE TIME!” I do too, I do too.
Same
same TwT
he comes up with these in his freetime
Told my dad some of these. Since he is a non-English speaker, we've been talking about how illogical English is.
Well, English IS based around exceptions
@@roberternest7289 nonsense exceptions
#10:23 bacon and 🍪
Probably because English consists of many languages that’s why it has many flaws
Just out of curiosity what language does your dad originally speak
'Everytime you blink someone dies' Me: *excessive blinking *
16:36 now I don't want to blink
"Why isn't bomb pronounced 'boom'" God: noted
Because god made the English language
Hi skittle, I found hecker earlier today
😂😂😂
@@crocmoments5504 What about Beluga?
The story is funny marvin is literally Sooo funny
My brothers name is Marvin
@@iamaduckinspace4187 my dad's name is Marvin 🙃
My nobody’s name is Marvin
And ryan too
Marvins name is marvin
1:32 According to my somewhat limited knowledge of NFS games, you’ll do a burnout.
At least nobody interrupted them when they were speaking.
“The ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same rhythm” Me: What about baa baa black sheep?
a b c d efghi
this is actually 23 minutes of knowledge, thank you for putting this masterpiece together
he didnt make this…
@@-thatonefoo I know but he did put them all together
technically it's 23 minutes and 9-10 seconds
@@angelbaldwin8233 why? Just why?
Z
Ok but that one when it said “You hsve to pretend to sleep to fall asleep” Actually makes sense because when you fake fall asleep for too long you actually end up sleeping or if you open You’re eyes you will be tired
Marvin:your alarm clock it technically your theme song,because it plays at the start of every episode. Me: “He spiting straight up facts”