KZhead
Комедия

Sarah Millican: Thoroughly Modern Millican (2012) FULL SHOW | Jokes On Us

Jokes On Us
2023 ж. 31 Там.
684 451 Рет қаралды
Жүктеу

In this hilarious live performance, 2011's British Comedy Awards' Queen of Comedy, Sarah Millican gives instructions on how to make your own treadmill and examines the practicalities of having an orgy.
Check out more from Sarah Millican here - / @sarahmillican
Welcome to Jokes On Us - Where all the best stand-up comedy is fed, watered, and given free lodging.
Feast your eyes on the most hysterical clips and compilations that we can get our hands on - from fresh new comics to classic household names right here on KZhead (and Facebook).
Subscribe to unbox a hilarious collection of comedy content. Whatever your taste, we’ve got a giggle here for everyone.
Sit back and laugh the night away… Jokes On Us!
#JokesOnUs #Comedy #StandUp

Пікірлер

  • I just want to say a big thank you for having these long videos available to watch, as I'm on my 5th day in hospital and they really lift me up and help pass the time, thank you pet ❤

    @mrt1392@mrt13925 ай бұрын

    • ❤❤0pp

      @Sbabcoc24@Sbabcoc245 ай бұрын

    • I.love her funny lady

      @SamsungJ-df9ci@SamsungJ-df9ci4 ай бұрын

    • Get well soon❤

      @silviamonz2062@silviamonz20624 ай бұрын

    • I hope you're feeling better now. 💓

      @myste1973@myste19734 ай бұрын

    • Alot better now thanks

      @mrt1392@mrt13924 ай бұрын

  • I’ve never laughed so hard. Sarah is the best comedian . She’s so funny and so sweet. I wish I lived in the UK so I could catch her live. I wish she would come to the USA . She’s absolutely brilliant. Thank you for the laughs 😂❤️

    @Barbara-tc2bt@Barbara-tc2btАй бұрын

  • Her crowd work is golden ❤😂❤😂❤

    @ClaLu@ClaLu8 ай бұрын

    • She works them like Play-dough.

      @staninjapan07@staninjapan078 ай бұрын

  • I have to be careful taking a drink while listening to Sarah or it's going to spray across the room🤣

    @mightydragon663@mightydragon6634 ай бұрын

  • Love how she calls everyone flower and pet and not to mention champion.

    @robink620@robink6206 ай бұрын

  • It’s just non stop laughter with her,sometimes have to listen to multiple times. I even watch the specials over and over and still hilarious ❤❤❤

    @yarasub@yarasub3 ай бұрын

  • This woman is so sweet,funny and charming.Her humor is the best after a busy day.

    @anabenko9395@anabenko93958 ай бұрын

    • Don’t forget charmingly raunchy! Side of raunch dressing, anyone? 🤘

      @Keelsman@Keelsman8 ай бұрын

    • Agreed!

      @brandyfox5153@brandyfox51537 ай бұрын

    • 100%

      @Darkbrotherhood348@Darkbrotherhood3487 ай бұрын

  • If you want to support her, her full shows are on her channel

    @FangToh@FangToh8 ай бұрын

  • Sarah's audience loves her, and definitely do their bit to help out: "What was the last present you got?" Heckler - "Chlamydia!" ROFLMAO.

    @scottlang7271@scottlang72718 ай бұрын

    • No hecklers in Sarah’s audience - it’s audience participation

      @SuperSummer58@SuperSummer587 ай бұрын

  • This woman is brilliant and one of a kind. Love her

    @user-uz3hj2kr4g@user-uz3hj2kr4g5 ай бұрын

  • Love, love, LOVE her!!! She’s absolutely hilarious!! She’s also endearing, works great with her audience, and is a refreshing female comedian!!!

    @kathleen5bil@kathleen5bil8 ай бұрын

    • 'I did a fanny fart all the way down! 30:27 ' had me laughing out loud & in stitches! 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laughs, Sarah. You rock, if you come to Southern Spain I'd love to see you! ❤

      @griega17@griega176 ай бұрын

  • My biggest life goal is to be this woman when I’m all grown

    @streetcat2006@streetcat20067 ай бұрын

  • God, I screamed with laughter. Top notch!

    @staninjapan07@staninjapan078 ай бұрын

  • She's from the UK. I'm Canadian. But ALL her jokes are applicable, aren't they? Because we're all human. Right? I mean, I hope. hahaha! Her jokes are for anyone, anywhere, and almost any age.....kind of have to be over 15, 16.....or I would think so. lol But she is a factual comic. Real issues made funny by her take on each situation. Then she involves her audience in the show. And her delivery?! That's half the funny, isn't it? ! Love her!!

    @crowlover4444@crowlover44448 ай бұрын

    • Took me a while to realize her fanny wasn't her butt... Silly Americans. Me included.

      @stevena105@stevena1058 ай бұрын

    • Here in the US and I love her!

      @the_maven@the_maven3 ай бұрын

    • I'm Canadian too and I think she is precious. She is extremely talented I can't stop laughing when I watch her I love her facial expressions too!

      @sharimacdonald8800@sharimacdonald8800Ай бұрын

  • So brilliant. It's not stand-up, it's a lovely and intelligent conversation.

    @chriselsom-whyimpssed-off8148@chriselsom-whyimpssed-off81488 ай бұрын

    • ..."and just a severed cock on the top." Yes, lovely and intelligent. hahahaha

      @GabiBliss@GabiBliss7 ай бұрын

  • I just ❤ Sarah. Always funny and witty.

    @umbelinocristiana@umbelinocristiana8 ай бұрын

  • I love her so muuuuuch, she’s so funny, easily my favorite comedian.

    @TheaSodermark@TheaSodermark7 ай бұрын

  • Can't tell you how many times I've watched this and I still pmsl!! And I've heard stuff I didn't the hundred or so times before!! Sarah you are Amazeballs. Thanks for the belly laughs, cramps, snotty nose, streaming eyes and wet legs! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    @sandrac3789@sandrac37897 ай бұрын

  • New, to me, and loving her. I don’t know how I’ve missed her all this time. Oh yeah, no Netflix special when so many bad comics get them. She can talk about sex in detail & cuss away & it doesn’t seem raunchy because of her voice & delivery. You just don’t know what’s going to be said, but it’s always hilarious. Well done allowing this special Sarah & KZhead

    @kristenwhite2701@kristenwhite27014 ай бұрын

  • This lovely flower 🌺🌹 makes me laugh alot. So SILLY 😜

    @sharispies5094@sharispies50947 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely brilliant and ADORE her.accent ..... Make me laugh endlessly ❤❤

    @ambreenquadri8364@ambreenquadri8364Ай бұрын

  • I absolutely adore her! She is intelligent, witty, loveable, hilarious, and amazing. I would love to see her live someday.

    @sierraclarkson3405@sierraclarkson34053 ай бұрын

  • Sarah is hilarious,so funny and very clever with her wit.she really makes me laugh out loud.All the Best Sarah.From Newzealand.😂🤣😂

    @angelapietras1235@angelapietras1235Ай бұрын

  • In some words of hers, I fuckin' love her comedy ❤😂

    @johardy8512@johardy85128 ай бұрын

  • She is absolutely brilliant at reading the audience, a very smart lady and funny as fu#k🤣

    @derekcomer4858@derekcomer48583 ай бұрын

  • Omg I love her had me laughing so hard lol

    @jadedavis822@jadedavis8228 ай бұрын

  • There's so much more to you than "fat" jokes! You're so damned funny! 😂🤣

    @cindyhuntschaeffer8118@cindyhuntschaeffer81188 ай бұрын

  • A very funny lady and so naturally funny !!👍👍

    @dadjoy2609@dadjoy26098 ай бұрын

  • She's a legend.

    @whoarewe7515@whoarewe75157 ай бұрын

  • Come back to Australia for another tour Sarah. I fkn missed the last 1.

    @rhettcorbett3346@rhettcorbett33468 ай бұрын

  • Just a wonderful comedian.... so enjoyable. A friendly, "Hello" from across the pond.

    @kevinheard8364@kevinheard83648 ай бұрын

  • Loved this. Howled out loud multiple times, much to the fright of my bunny Vader and the husband who kept forgetting I'd earbuds in.

    @juliaogara8794@juliaogara87943 ай бұрын

    • I love the way she handles her audience 😂

      @michaelharrison3602@michaelharrison3602Ай бұрын

    • I've used riuzlafag papers stuck together needed half the packet just to get rid of the worse 😢

      @michaelharrison3602@michaelharrison3602Ай бұрын

  • Love this !! Thank you so much for puttin it on KZhead it’s hard to get good comedy from across the pond over here . And I so enjoy it 💜

    @rikkiechambers4959@rikkiechambers49593 ай бұрын

  • So very funny because it's all so true!!!💖💖💖

    @gusgus8134@gusgus81348 ай бұрын

  • came across Sarah`s name by accident... glad i did, shes brilliant

    @pommydiva1@pommydiva13 ай бұрын

  • 34:22 Easter egg! (One person in the audience is pretending to be asleep or (really is asleep) per DVD).

    @_zzpza@_zzpza8 ай бұрын

    • Sarah said that lady wasn't the easter egg, shed actually fallen asleep during the show herself lol

      @kieranspearsmusic@kieranspearsmusic8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@kieranspearsmusicThe first time it wasn't an Easter Egg, but after it happened, she kept it going. I just don't remember which show was the first time...

      @stevena105@stevena1058 ай бұрын

  • I love this comedians wry sense of humor. 😂 Hopefully we'll see her on a big stage sometime soon. 🎉🌟 She's very funny. 💐👸🌹🤡🥸👻😅😂🤣😭🤯☠️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    @aliceahueman3005@aliceahueman30053 ай бұрын

  • 😂 Thank you so much Sarah❤ I laughed and laughed🎉

    @7696851@76968513 ай бұрын

  • Man called the AA roadside recovery! They brought him 2 pints of Guinness that started it! 😂😂😂😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • The TP jokes reminded me of the time I was in a gas station, I needed to go, and all I had was a spare face mask. It worked. 😅

    @ponetium@ponetium3 ай бұрын

  • Sarah, you are brilliant!! 😂💖

    @sueyous@sueyous7 ай бұрын

  • Love love love Sarah...

    @spfisterer3651@spfisterer36517 ай бұрын

  • Fricking hilarious!

    @user-dx3ff2rr6e@user-dx3ff2rr6e7 ай бұрын

  • Too dang funny! Love her! 🇺🇸💙

    @chha6439@chha64398 ай бұрын

  • In the U.S. we have Pop Rocks instead of Space Dust. We used to eat an entire package then try to chug a soda. Those things are brutal! 😂

    @erinhaury5773@erinhaury57735 ай бұрын

  • Just found your show, I love you. 😅

    @patricetyner7880@patricetyner7880Ай бұрын

  • I love this woman ❤ so much ❤ She is just brilliant

    @bialarcrais1763@bialarcrais17636 ай бұрын

  • I work in production/ manufacturing. She makes my days much brighter

    @jiraiyairiye3384@jiraiyairiye33845 күн бұрын

  • This was absolutely great!!

    @annadler1083@annadler10834 ай бұрын

  • BRILLIANT. I was at that show and came out in agony ! Thanks Sarah - a great night out. Take care 🙂

    @michaeltreadwell777@michaeltreadwell7772 ай бұрын

  • So funny! Snorting into my diet coke

    @lauralake7430@lauralake74308 ай бұрын

    • Bet ur chubby though

      @randyschwaggins@randyschwaggins8 ай бұрын

  • Thank you for the entertainment, really enjoyed it ❤️👏🏻🇬🇧

    @cu4wur6023@cu4wur60237 ай бұрын

  • great humor, time well spent.

    @ralphedmonton@ralphedmonton7 ай бұрын

  • 2:03 - That dudes glance! 😂

    @Chimera_Photography@Chimera_Photography7 ай бұрын

    • 19:05 - Again! 😂

      @Chimera_Photography@Chimera_Photography7 ай бұрын

  • Hahaha just love her comedy!!

    @Jazzy.girl.Sarah2023@Jazzy.girl.Sarah20235 ай бұрын

  • As always, you always make me laugh out loud.

    @papadingo@papadingo3 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant! I laughed so much. Thanks for posting 😅😅

    @facilitator969@facilitator9696 ай бұрын

  • I love her and you can combine the 2. They make pop rocks for... things that rhyme with rocks.😊

    @rosedalton442@rosedalton4428 ай бұрын

  • Sara going into hospital for a few days for my 2nd spinal surgery and I’m taking you with me…Bless you your the funniest lady ever.😊😊😊

    @yarasub@yarasub3 ай бұрын

    • Hey just so you know, but Sarah has several of her shows on her own KZhead channel, for free. I'm not saying Jokes On Is is stealing content, but I am raising an eyebrow and wonder if Sarah okayed this.

      @mirjanbouma@mirjanbouma3 ай бұрын

  • I just keep wondering how it's possible to learn it all by heart 😳

    @NADINEYOMImusic@NADINEYOMImusic7 ай бұрын

  • Dear Sarah. I love you

    @arrabuscrakkusberillion4424@arrabuscrakkusberillion44247 ай бұрын

  • This was amazing! Thank you Sarah you are so goood!

    @shannoncompston3009@shannoncompston300910 күн бұрын

  • New fan she's hilarious love her had me crying

    @CITTYBILLY@CITTYBILLY5 ай бұрын

  • the having to use a sock as TP made me think of the time I was working at a Walmart and a coworker went to the bathroom while we were unloading a truck, and when they came back, they didn't have their socks on anymore, and then 5 minutes later someone was calling maintenance to the bathrooms over the intercom.

    @flamesofhellstudio@flamesofhellstudio7 ай бұрын

  • Sarah is the best!

    @mbuck-johnson3961@mbuck-johnson39616 ай бұрын

  • Hey Sarah, You are genuinely funny! Thank you for gracing us with your tailormade jokes ❤

    @mwangib.macharia5352@mwangib.macharia53526 ай бұрын

  • One of my favourite comedians is Sarah, would love to see her live. Went to see Tom Stade in Leicester a few weeks ago, very funny, will be looking out for Sarah next !!

    @coffeeguy6673@coffeeguy66735 ай бұрын

  • You are so funny, and very engaging. You have the same accent as my great grandmother; but no way would she have said even half of the things that you say 🤣🤣 I listen to your videos while I work. It's ok, I work from home. You were asking your theater audience about, "signs of love" and nobody said the best one, when he can't wait to tell you about his day . . . and you can't wait to hear about it.

    @gilhannah@gilhannah6 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant 😂

    @michaelstamey3395@michaelstamey33952 ай бұрын

  • Best thing for snoring is don't go to sleep 😂😂😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • Loved it!!!

    @peggycarlyle6409@peggycarlyle64092 ай бұрын

  • Love love her.❤❤❤❤

    @katewebber1131@katewebber11316 ай бұрын

  • delightful

    @nancysherry9088@nancysherry90884 ай бұрын

  • I once tried snorting space dust😅

    @michaelharrison3602@michaelharrison3602Ай бұрын

  • Excellent.

    @derandreas@derandreas4 ай бұрын

  • My mum always told us to always have spare pants cus we never knew when we could be hit by a bus 😅😅😂😂😂😂

    @user-us4ur9iz1q@user-us4ur9iz1q27 күн бұрын

  • I like Sarah. If I had 2 sweets I would give her one.

    @BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne@BibTheBoulderTheOriginalOne8 ай бұрын

  • 34:22 for the sleeping audience member LOL

    @Fitzy222@Fitzy2225 ай бұрын

  • Thirty years fooki ng hell 😂

    @michaelharrison3602@michaelharrison3602Ай бұрын

  • LOVE Sarah! So funny and relatable! It's like she is a friend you are visiting with!

    @gypsylaine4515@gypsylaine45158 ай бұрын

  • "Splash" Ahahahahahaha.... Ahahahaha

    @DrunkComments@DrunkComments4 ай бұрын

  • Check out the woman at the 34:22 mark ~ she's SLEEPING! How can you sleep through such an awesome performance?

    @Wildcoyotewind@Wildcoyotewind2 ай бұрын

    • 😂 I know right?! She probably drank too much early on. 🤣

      @NaturalHealingAlchemist@NaturalHealingAlchemist2 ай бұрын

  • Carvery! That's on the motorway 😂😂😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • Why does Sunderland football kit look like a barber shop sign? 😁😁😂😂😂😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • 36:10 Yes !!! My favorite movie 📀!!!

    @NaturalHealingAlchemist@NaturalHealingAlchemist2 ай бұрын

  • Most of the time I don't find female comedians funny but she's pretty awesome and very likeable. Thanks for some good laughs, Sarah!

    @UldisBiz@UldisBiz8 ай бұрын

    • Gosh. Thanks for sharing. What part of that was useful 😂

      @twistysnacks@twistysnacks7 ай бұрын

  • Jammy ones 😂😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • Loved every bit of her! im slowly getting into Sarah's stand up proper, and she's amazingly funny!! ♥

    @nefwaenre@nefwaenre7 ай бұрын

  • She's so endearing and funny!😂

    @waynewatts8736@waynewatts87367 ай бұрын

  • 34.23 Anyone else having the same thought process? This woman is either very tired, very bored or fuckin dead!!! Lol xx

    @ShelleyBoodle@ShelleyBoodle4 ай бұрын

  • I can't trust anyone to go shopping for me. I can tell them 4 things that sound good, they will only look for the last thing I said, not find it and come home with nothing for me, but lots of treats for themselves. F that. I'll get it myself.

    @tiacalenture3052@tiacalenture30523 ай бұрын

  • I think it would be better if Sarah read and answered the comments and gets a good laugh out of the comments. And possibly some new material to talk about.

    @vestel777@vestel7776 ай бұрын

  • 28:50 I am! 😆 🫣

    @NaturalHealingAlchemist@NaturalHealingAlchemist2 ай бұрын

  • 34:23 the requisite sleeping person!

    @yuapanda@yuapanda8 ай бұрын

    • I just noticed it. And then I did a search to see if anyone else had noticed it as well

      @waynes.1247@waynes.12477 ай бұрын

  • lol...lone shoe. this woman is funny.

    @MisterFudan@MisterFudan7 ай бұрын

  • 12 years in court jury 😁😂

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • Victoria Wood, Sarah Millican proof positive that women are funny

    @smithpm81@smithpm817 ай бұрын

  • 🥰😍😁Sarah Millican is 🥇🥇BEST🥇🥇☑☑🏁🏁📯🎇🎇🎇🎉🎊, FROM LISMORE NSW, AUSTRALIA 🌏

    @suchdevelopments@suchdevelopments8 ай бұрын

  • How's your father lmfao

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43466 ай бұрын

  • Those who watch porn… can’t. Those who don’t… can! 😂😂

    @Roses-lilac@Roses-lilac7 ай бұрын
KZhead