Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking (2013) FULL SHOW | Jokes On Us

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Jimmy Carr: Laughing and Joking is packed with one-liners, stories, and jokes: some clever, some rude, and a few totally unacceptable. Jimmy unleashes his trademark rapid-fire joke-telling and razor-sharp wit onto you at full force in this 90-minute comedy special from one of the best in the business.
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  • I actually like the way so many people have been moved to quote lines from Jimmy's performance. If you've watched the video it doesn't make for the most enlightening reading, but I'm not knocking it. I do it myself very occasionally, and I also think it's a mark of really having enjoyed something. I bet Jimmy enjoys reading the comments and seeing how many people quote chunks of his performance verbatim...I know I would if I were the comedian in question!

    @davidbutterfield7718@davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын
  • What I DON'T like about Jimmy Carr is that he keeps making me say to myself: "Oh, bugger it, just one more beer while I watch this video". When I have to get up early the next morning!

    @davidbutterfield7718@davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын
    • i have done that too many times....watch micky flannagan, you wont be in work the next day.

      @paul39a@paul39a7 ай бұрын
  • Probably the best English comic alive today. Pity he's not really English, hahaha. (Plastic Paddy, as he calls himself. I'm grateful for the Irish in him).

    @davidbutterfield7718@davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын
  • One of the best!😂😂😂

    @roses2ndborn@roses2ndborn8 ай бұрын
  • Man saying his abc! Michael Jackson never changes

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant show!

    @ageofaquarius7539@ageofaquarius75396 ай бұрын
  • Lov jimmy carr jokes

    @reggiebhorrorbaker1650@reggiebhorrorbaker16503 ай бұрын
  • The bread maker leaves the paddle in the bread

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Comic relief! Back stage

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • He's like the British equivalent of Andrew Dice Clay, from years ago. Funny, Andrew was called crude, but Jimmy is popular because crude with the accent is funny. lol I enjoy both. lol And, for the record, my dad bought Mom a blender for their first Christmas together. I still have it. But we tortured Dad about it for years. LOL

    @crowlover4444@crowlover44447 ай бұрын
    • Everyone has an accent!

      @davidjjharding@davidjjharding7 ай бұрын
    • British just have more class than Americans. Americans and Australians are loud and crude mostly 😂

      @Probabilityislife@Probabilityislife4 ай бұрын
  • You are lucky my wife brought me a prawn shaver

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Thought my house was haunted! Was the Mrs moving the bed

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Speed camera lmfao

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • 50 shades of grey was the best selling book last year. What is the world coming to?

    @brandonhicks5904@brandonhicks59048 ай бұрын
    • Wettest year on record

      @VanHelsingle@VanHelsingle8 ай бұрын
    • The End. 🤣

      @aryanahr7887@aryanahr78878 ай бұрын
    • i bet it was " what's the world cumming to ? "

      @PhucTran-oi1br@PhucTran-oi1br8 ай бұрын
    • Yes that was one of the jokes he said

      @TheSometimeAfter@TheSometimeAfter8 ай бұрын
  • Wrong time of the month lmfao

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Woman said you left your ring up my fanny! I said that's my wrist watch

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • 25 yrs honey moon keep going

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Man asked me why I wear a snorkel and flippers in bed! Typical psychiatrists asking a fish

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Well Jimmy Carr, face it, you are way more scary than any ghosts I've encountered and even more scary than a lot of the "I know better than you"- people that I've met 😬😄😎

    @shar1ngthemusic@shar1ngthemusic8 ай бұрын
    • 3:12 3:28 3:36 8

      @nadinewalsh@nadinewalsh8 ай бұрын
    • Pq

      @MarcoPolo-ys9ur@MarcoPolo-ys9ur8 ай бұрын
    • Great imagination kid

      @Probabilityislife@Probabilityislife4 ай бұрын
  • Men mourn when they cannot get near a morning fanny

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
    • And with a phrase "fuck that" they do leave the premises.

      @skat0rzZzz@skat0rzZzz6 ай бұрын
  • First name forget me not lmfao

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Homeless copper! Nick

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • @The_huntress111@The_huntress1118 ай бұрын
  • Rejection is like ejaculation both shot away

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Welsh teachers pet sheep dog

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • 36:15 Toby’s mum

    @ajr313@ajr3135 ай бұрын
  • My wife isn't fat she uses doughnuts for armbands

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Geordie teachers pet lassie

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Ouch Christmas

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Middle class teachers! Yuppies

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Scottish teachers pet empty glass

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Can someone help me? 1:22:22 i didn´t quite get it. He is saying "buying the other black comic(comedian) i haven´t been on yet." and that means? im german, so im jew to jokes.

    @kingkomodo@kingkomodo6 ай бұрын
    • But i am the other black comic, not buying the other black comic

      @LogosOfBabylon@LogosOfBabylonАй бұрын
  • Teachers pet! Lamb

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • 33:06 Jimmy, Disneyland is in California. Disney World is in Florida.

    @musicloverme3993@musicloverme39937 ай бұрын
  • 3

    @user-ym7fc6yg6v@user-ym7fc6yg6v2 ай бұрын
  • Best stand up he possible ever did, saw him after covid & was disappointed, seems to have gone soft & PC, would have said he was my favourite comedian but would never go & see him again

    @vanessamartin5522@vanessamartin55228 ай бұрын
    • Jimmy went PC? Oh, the absolute horror! Don't worry, I'm sure he'll be back to himself sometime soon.

      @davidbutterfield7718@davidbutterfield77187 ай бұрын
  • Baby's revenge noratitsoff

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Homeless mp? Westminster

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Never again magpies den

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Irish teachers pet priest

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Two nice cakes 88 bingo

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Or make a wish

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Teachers for sex offenders call the register ms

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • The Palestine stuff.. jees lol

    @bennyking572@bennyking5726 ай бұрын
  • Laughing through sex

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Russia rocket spunk nick

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • I think I like British girls 😵

    @acidity7663@acidity76636 ай бұрын
  • They are pretty when pregnant

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • Monopoly for gays bend church station

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
    • Ever heard of writing classes? It's those things you didn't go to. Please, try again.

      @Mzaleyao@Mzaleyao7 ай бұрын
  • Sex with lights out? Keep off the streets

    @thingamejignobodyknows4346@thingamejignobodyknows43468 ай бұрын
  • same old jokes

    @htopherollem649@htopherollem6498 ай бұрын
    • It's from 2013 numbnuts, what did you expect?

      @big0bad0brad@big0bad0brad8 ай бұрын
  • Where's the funny?

    @Drew_The_Foo_209@Drew_The_Foo_2096 ай бұрын
  • Canned laughter? It's actually not that funny...

    @jeffreywelch7481@jeffreywelch74818 ай бұрын
    • *In your opinion. Funny and not funny is subjective to one's preference.

      @josephjohnson5446@josephjohnson54468 ай бұрын
  • Worst laugh ever. Worst jokes ever.

    @artzfartzbscarnathan9919@artzfartzbscarnathan99198 ай бұрын
    • Then why did you watch it? He has a very specific type of comedy, if you don't like it, go watch Tiffany Hadish. She'll tell you how awesome you are...😂

      @GT-um7so@GT-um7so8 ай бұрын
    • @@GT-um7so I stopped watching around 10 or so minutes into it. The laugh seems fake. Tiffany no thanks. Guess I will stick with my regulars Chappell, Burr and Madigan. I was just looking for some strange. You said his comedy was specific. Maybe in the delivery. I just didn’t feel that he was that good.

      @artzfartzbscarnathan9919@artzfartzbscarnathan99198 ай бұрын
    • @@artzfartzbscarnathan9919 the jokes require a certain level of comprehension, u definitely are not qualified

      @PhucTran-oi1br@PhucTran-oi1br8 ай бұрын
    • @@PhucTran-oi1br I comprehend that you feel the need to be a AH when I did nothing to you.

      @artzfartzbscarnathan9919@artzfartzbscarnathan99198 ай бұрын
    • @@artzfartzbscarnathan9919 I can respect your opinion on most of your comment but he does address the fake laugh part in the video

      @jamesorme6296@jamesorme62968 ай бұрын
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