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Theo your stuff keeps getting better and better. Love having you at the LF
Laugh Factory GANGGANG
What a safe thing to say...Roll the dice once and a while laugh factory. Be a little more edgy. You’re boring Theo with this anti controversy.
@@Trickmyster777 go shove a peeeeeeeeeeenus in your ear
“If you’re bored because your life is so comfortable, well good for you” Theo is the hero we didn’t know we needed.
Theo thank you for pushing these podcasts up to nearly 2 hours consistently. That extra lengthy hittah gets me through the work day!
If youve ever missed a theo von show and were so bummed you ate a ton of mushrooms saturday night and tried to make contact with theo only to be guided by a native american laserbird god through downward waterfalls of light...you might be a dark artist.
dude flagged me down at the beach for a ride late night, so I pick him up, he looked harmless. He packs a bowl, and offers to teach me the secrets of kung fu, there were three. two of which included meth. dark artist.
I got to see him when he comes to town man... And bring the whole gang gang! And eat some mushrooms as well,like a fucking docta!
I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant, (mom and pops). I dont know what they put in the food, but I had vivid sweat dreams of Joe Rogan signing in (to my world I awoke in) to patiently bring me through world warp zones, were we must survive. 1 world was just a world of bloody hands. The safe world doesn't allow talking, its where you start, there is no sky and you only communicate through fishing with your comm-rads, knowing the powers that control everything are constantly watching you. I can also remember something about our physical eye communication being to telling/or serious. Thats when a god like demogorgon (stranger things) rose from the waters we fished from, floated one of my 5 comm-rads and began to rapture his mind. Pretty sure the dream lasted about 6 days, with multiple worlds, I actually slept about 5-6 hours.
@@fastawake870 Oceanside
Theo von is one of God's creation that got a little extra pazazz
This comment section just puts a smile on my face. Good people, it's clear Theo has a positive impact.
There is a certain calmness I feel every Monday and Thursday that is attainable by no other. You are relatable to so many people, on so many levels. Thank you for all that you do Theo.
Stevie Starlight it's never too late to come over! My brotha Stevie starlight lighting this world on fire like some magical lsd fireworks!woo woo! Gang gang Stevie! U da man... I been there bruh been in them deeep waters,shit changed my life too man...ur the shit,glad ur part of the community and were on the cast the other day dude keep rocking it my dude!
Maaan that song been in my head found me this super fine lady im tryina get to come on ova whenever,well chilled for a bit today...and it's never too late!trying to spark up our lives n shit...we both musicians and that's jus what I need bruh...i been sending her some never too lates all evening haha!
U part of the gang big time now,let's get some love for mr Stevie starlight!
Great episode Stevie, good Cali vibes, good Venice stories.
There are some similarities in our childhood man and sometimes the things you say break my heart but at the same time seeing how sincere and genuine of a person you are lifts me up and I'm sure anybody who spends time with you feels that as well! your the type of person who lifts others up around you. keep on keepin on brother! gang gang bruh!!!
Brandon Seibert ❤️😭 it's why I love Theo , so sincere uplifting and thoughtful! I think he's such a strong voice that dudes today need ! Couldn't agree more. Sending you love and happinesss my dude keep ur head up❤️
Wow, thanks for taking my call, too cool! Keep on keeping on my man. It's important to have people like you out there to change the perception of Southerners. (Stevie, not Stacy, but it's aight I get that a lot)
The best way to start my week thanks for always coming through with those hittahs. PS this is the only channel I can confidently thumbs up the video before I even watch. Thanks for the great content
David Alves bro, me and u stay watching the same good shit!
C Bryan haaa true man, Monday morning fleccas and the rat king gang gang bruh
Only way to start Monday...with that fresh hitta! Gang gang!
Kevin Yeager Gang gang! Theo always provides that hamp style Monday morning content!
johnson543 yessss sir
I never thought the Captain Planet haircut could be cool again, but Theo's proving me wrong.
Stay the course, Theo. Don't change.
wm jordan he's a human being of course he will change.
He'll change but in the right ways gang...onward!
Gang gang.....
Theo your lookin like an extra from the lost boys man. Lookin like Kiefer Sutherland ate some bad shellfish bruh.
Seth Hess damn bruh I had work to do today but now I gotta go rewatch Lost Boys instead. Onward
Haha sik movie dudes - one my favs along with goonies, oldmate Feldman doin his thing. Who knew lookin for one eyed willie carried over to his personal life - onward indeed
Rob duff oh man that's deep I never thought The Goonies was a metaphor for the dark arts
David Alves haha
That’s hilarious. I read that in theo’s voice too.
Im 29. Been bald since 23. Ive learned to accept it, but it would be nice to have a beautiful head of hair.
Cook dinner with you every Monday night! Wife says , nice, you and Theo are cooking dinner again... keep being you from Canada!
That ep.# 363 on "The Church of What's Happening Now" when Theo went DEEP into the murky waters w/ Uncle Joey & Lee is a CLASSIC!
Any JRE, church or TFTK with theo on it is pure gold. I habe laughed for hours when he is on a podcast
+Chad Barkley - When Theo was presented the "strap-on" by Schaub on TFATK "the bee & the rat" full episode, the first twenty minutes I could barely stop laughing, I almost threw-up!
James DeWeaver the newest one Theo was on I was dying the whole time
Theo...How am I just now finding you...I literally just discovered my favorite comedian for the rest of my life...I feel like I just went on a mushroom trip full of laughter watching this...
As a pizza delivery guy my most exciting delivery was getting offered an extra $10 tip to help a couple change their input on their new flat style hd tv so they could watch DVDs.
Justin Miller never get invited in for a bong ?? We always used to invite the delivery dudes in for a quick muffler
Did you help?
Susan Freeland yeah.. I had them pass me the remote and pointed it through their living room window because I have a strict rule not to go into customers houses. And felt guilty taking their 10 bucks so refused the extra gratuity
Justin Miller That was nice of you; and also cautious. Who knows what could’ve happened. You could’ve had your eyes sprayed lacquered shut, which would’ve meant you couldn’t work unless you enlisted a service human to roll you around on a hand truck. 🤷🏽♀️😆
Dude, you’re a pioneer and it’s genius. You’re one of the only comedians that I know who has that balance of humor and inspiration. Like, a life coach whose ACTUALLY relatable. Keep it up man. I really appreciate what you do and I’m inspired by your stories!
Nicholas Bovio preach
“From grams to granite, we get dusted.”
" I barely know him , he owns a carwash, and he's sleeping with my mother" theo gold lol
"You can go repel off a crack rock, ya know that's Vegas." - fucking killer line.
Made my day on a new level this time around. Heavy level. Thank you again, Mr. Von. 🙏🏼
Kasie Garner agreeeeeeeed!!! Love it
We seenin you Kasie. Seein what you hanckerin for.. some man mullet🤣😂. Sum Rat de creole
It's that time again Hamp Gang! Theo "Walkin' Chin Up" Von serving up another fresh baked hittah, hot and toasted! Onward...
johnson543 getting thay fresh hitta of some nudist colony Johnston weinas!
GET IN THERE!
What they gon do about me
The Doctornaut this is about to be on a Shirt
"At least he took her to do things" 💯
Dude ...when Theo hits us with a nickname of someone from his childhood.... priceless. makes my daaaaaay .
Theo you remind me of a dude that takes really long smokes breaks at work. Gotta get your shit right man, shit. Luv the show.
Keep doing your thing man. You are really helping improve my life.Thank you!
Thank you @theovon for these motivation to move forward not to waste anymore time to get more hungry for my life to live much love brotha bless
Dark Benjamin has got me so tickled
Early af. I soooo want to do an animation on some of Theo's content, it's fucking hilarious. Who thinks I should do an animation?
Wesley Insley agree!
Wesley Insley Do it brotha! Show the world them dark arts!!
do it! I wanted to make one of him talking about the crayfish being a shrimp with a shield and feather duster tail or something along those lines that had me cracking up!
FuckKZhead alright seems like enough interest yall bookmark or sub or whatever my channel and give me bout a week immA cartoon a theo up ganggang
Get in there!!!
Perrrfect mullet, level 10!
Scott O'Sullivan level 11.25
Another hitta this fine morning
Theo, you’re a blessing, man.
"That Six Feet Thunder" and "thank you for your service, and service-station" had me dying. How does he come up with this shit?
It's awesome to see Theo getting so many views. Hes catching up to TFTK views. Been here since episode 1 and love the podcast.
This is the only podcast that I actually listen to the commercials and not skip through. This beautiful soul can make anything sound interesting.
Mann theo preached in this one bro, get n thereeeee theo let me know brother we appreciate you speaking up for yourself and callin it how it really is man All love from Daytona beach FL
52:17 Theo's impression of Bill Burr has me dyin' 😂😂
Gang Gang !!!
Kip Steven GANG
Kip Steven King Kip outchea getting that Hamp Squad strap fam! Onward...
Anyone know who the guy on the gang gang shirt is???
Brandon Babcock Michael Landon rumor has it
Kip Steven gang gang
Watched you for the first time on the last joe rogan podcast you were on. Then I watched your previous 2 with him you did in the past. Now I can’t stop watching these podcasts 😂
wow this was refreshing and your logic is on point! alot of things I thought buy couldnt put words too. I love you lmao love the deepness
Man you are hands down the best rn.... I’ve listened to rogan and Diaz honestly you blow them out of the water. You say a lot of things that connect with me. Onward
I fookin Love you Theo. I can relate to so much of your thoughts and ideals brotha
Thanks Theo, great podcast man.
This podcast is the emotional rollercoaster of KZhead.
Theo von the goat
Great show Saturday night- my family & I loved it....hope you'll come back to the area!
"fresh franks.. Ya know, hotdogs, wayners.." 😂
“Netflix is a television channel not your computer but now it’s back on tv”
"You gonna do that banana different? I doubt it" hahahaha
Can't wait to see Theo in Calgary this Saturday! Will be my first live stand up show. Gang gang!!!onward!!!
This is my new favorite podcast. I love how Theo is 1000% real. I feel like Joe Rogan is getting more and more stale over the past year or so.
I was trying to take a sip of coffee when you said ‘you eatn dry? Some dry salad? Was yo step daddy a rabbit?’ And I was even naked, so the spillage was an issue
This dudes metaphors are off the chain , I mean they are on a rocket ship apolo 11 hitting speeds of Mach 5 in to the sandy gasy dusty space floating around the moon type phors... He's 21000 leagues under the sea spongebobing . He's just deep with it . Lmfao
Anybody else start wondering how they would look with a mullet?
Actually couple of weeks ago I was about to shave my hair as I periodically do and I tried the mullet. And boy it was good. I never thought about trying it, cos here in Czech Republic everyone associates it with Jaromir Jagr, the hockey player, and I thought it would be annoying to always explain why I don't know much about him or hockey. I had long hair before, like ~10 years ago, but nowadays I kinda struggle to just let them grow again, cos they get annoying in hanging already, but yet untieable phase. Tickling my ears and my neck on the sides where it's sensual. So as you say, I was curious how it would look like, but I ended up discovering how it feels like and it felt sooo gooood. (^----^) And both felt and looked much more natural, than I thought it would. Also shapes your head and face appearance a little, if you have that wide/round face. Anyway.. I had to shave it, cos it was done poorly, as I didn't expect I'd like to keep it, so I'm now waiting. And you know what? I might even get over annoying part of hair tickling my ears and let all of them little hair grow freely. Cos I like Theo's POV about God growing his hair. So now I'm thinking to maybe let my hair and my beard grow without any intervention. Maybe until the end. Or get rid of some lenght if it starts to unable me to moove. If I start tripping over it, or waking up in the middle of the night because my hair tries to choke me. I like it because it feels as most natural and honest, most self accepting and God loving approach. So.. Yeah you're right. I did as well got influenced in that way and I think you should try it. I can recommend it. And try it to find out how you feel with it. Because for me it was unexpected discovery.
@@theodoregideonshisha7919 dude just wrote a 5 page essay on getting a mullet. Go for a walk fam
@@MetaLeir93 Boy just wrote lazy cheap joke. Try harder. ;)
Theo you are a blessing bro! Keep delivering these hittta’s! #Greyblockpizza #onward
I'm noticing a pattern...to start my day right...Theo V is my daily vitamin!
What are they gonna do about US!
Uncle Joey goin deep on Anthony Bourdain...man I'm still down about that I loved watching that dude especially as a former chef.
Richard Pajooh Right? I always thought of him and Andrew Zimmern as the two OG uncles at the cookout. Uncle Tony ran the grill, and Uncle Andy brought the booze and dared the little kids that he could swallow caterpillars and slugs with Sriracha sauce! RIP Uncle Tony! Onward...
johnson543 just got my first job as a chef at a wood fire pizza place today....i dunno I feel synchronized to grey block Theo von and Anthony bourdain my first job as a chef ever...send a bruh some good vibes ima try to serve up some fresh hittas for the people gang gang!
Kevin Yeager Gang gang my bruh! To get to the top you start at the bottom. Onward...
Yea...I'm still down about the whole thing, I feel ya man.
Good luck to you man! It's a hard career for sure but very satisfying if you work in the right places. Always believe in yourself too. You don't need culinary school but it can help on a resume...honestly working at a top level restaurant will get you farther. I had to get out the business because of the drugs and women were just making me crazy.
Been following since 10k best podcast ever
Dude, you're so my brudder. Theo Vons are good shit I'm stoked I got introduced to one. I'm tryina say "uh come onnnnn" in bumble fnck IL later this munt!
Start making "ONWARD" hoodies bruh
Love what you do brother.
Brian from Arkansas(the first caller) is definitely that dark arts taxidermy dude from 2 episodes ago
Oh yeah baby another Monday mornin hittah. Let's go! Gang gang
Few minutes in and the he y bail schpeel has me ballin!!! Lmao!!
I’ve been around since about 20-30k man can’t believe u have almost tripled your my favorite comedian and I can’t wait to see you in chiraq baby
Baby Julius 😂
“You can go rappelling, off a crack rock” dudes a fucking genius man
Theo gives me hope that I can beat DS too!! And his front mullet is coming in NOICE!
I love this man so much ❤❤
The haircut keeps getting more Gender Neutral by the day brother.
Just Jake so glorious!
Theo "The Naked Like to Eat" Von
that mornin' hitta. gvng gvng Theo. Onward
Like that intro Jam
theo on those dust hitters!
Thank you for your service Marine
I really love your lack of judgement and openness ❤
I don't know if the dude who called about the pectoral issue has tried but resistance bands chest workouts help a lot to define the area.
Card Pack Attack Johnny Bravo style lol
Card Pack Attack ❤️😂
I`m southern British and love the southern American accent.. did anyone see 'The Campaign' movie with Will Ferrell?.. funny as fook
That hay bail shit had me rollin bro
Great job getting the vertebrae numbers right for lumbar to sacrum however thats going down the spine lol but my dudes a smart bro getting that anatomy game. Most people probably dont even know the difference. Gang gang
Jus got me a job at my towns own lil grey block today! Well not grey block but mahfuckin brixx sonnn...been needin a job for a minute so I can get on that party train and help out some folks help myself and treat myself good cuz I probly deserve it and invite a lady over cuz it's never too late to come over! My brotha! Got that Mushlove for all yall in the gang gang! I thought of Theo b4 the interview...didn't even need an interview...fucking instant opportunity ima say it's cuz Theo... needed that shit ur an inspiration for even the menial things bruh gang gang!
They are now forever known as Baby Julius, at least by me. That was too funny, man.
banged it out the box Theo. shout out to Brad Levigne for giving me this sick whiplash erry intro. (Theo the type of brutha to watch slow mo car wrecks just to watch all the glorious necks in action.) you'll get there boi. church. peaceloveandfishing
Just like Luke Skywalker had Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda looking out for him in spirit. Theo Von has "Ren & Stimpy" looking out for him,...in spirit. Word. Kind Regards, The Trinity
Theo! Thank God for you, you beautiful Rat King! You've helped me get by, you're a beautiful inspiration! Thanks and thank the Lord for your help and keeping me sane.
YES that's it. Theo has the blues inside him. Damn, took me a while to figure that on out.
I can't stop saying hittahs now. Thanks.
richard babiarz same and I won't stop I don't think
Go get that hittah!
"testdriving a couple of daydreams..." Homie, youz the truth.
59:52 my new ringtone 😂
Love you Theo
Love the show Theo, when can we cop us some of that gang, gang! merch? Shit is looking sweet.
Hey Theo what about in northern states do you ever get flack or whatever for being southern? I've noticed I have just as a regular guy traveling down south gotten flack being from NY called Yankee etc or a city boy when I'm from the finger lakes region lol maybe its not a Hollywood problem it's just a human one!!
get that hitta!
Rat King with that hittah