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Back from calgary. Talking about Canadian hospitality, following up on men with breasts, and reliving poor experiences with cats.
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This podcast was RIDICULOUS "Buzzer sounds like a nickname for a kid with a little bit of uh... cute epilepsy"
Greenfaulds
Theo you probably wont see this but listening to your podcast is like therapy. I am certain that it is the same for a lot of people. Thank You
Amen Thank you Theo praise Gawd
Theo looking like a southern yoga instructor sonnnn.....
LMFAO the leader of a yoga cult
Honestly Theo, I've been to a lot of stand up shows really wanting to laugh... and I never do; it ALWAYS feels like the room is laughing to be nice. You are one of the only people who can genuinely make me laugh. You catch me off guard and have me coughing up diet pepsi. Just wanna say you're legit valid. I hope you feel validated man, you are really funny.
People are calling into the hotline strictly from the only payphone left in the united states
"ridge wallet" sounds like something you don't wanna experience in prison.
Mr X ...like when the keaster bunny comes for a visit!! .. butt drugs are vary popular in the pen.
“Sometimes you can look somebody in the eyes and tell, oh you’re a limited edition” 😂
Monday morning, got that fluorescent light buzzing hard above my desk... Gang Gang!!
in that gang gang
"Mail is the greyhound bus for communication". Lmao
3:57 "Who's the little fat guy with the jewelry on "...DJ Khaled!?😂
I thought the same thing
You're not even wrong.
Von stays doing big things gang gang. Working like Santa
Been waiting all morning for this now I can finally eat some breakfast and start my day. Thanks Theo for always being on time Gang Gang
Yankee Candle needs to rename their cinnamon candle as "Reindeer Butt"
Lookin like a female gym teacher who smokes kools and eats paydays
J Circ Goatee and all haha
11:18 when Theo confuses Australians and Canadians LOL onward.
We'll let him off easy. Banned from syrup use, 1 week.
I'm sure he knows what he's doing
Theo! I was one of the 9 women! Loved having you in our little piece of God's freezer, come back to Calgary soon 🇨🇦
Looking like a half Asian competitive eater named Matt Stonie
Bro just want to give a shout out. Mad love for you dedication and hard work. Much love and respect I wish I could be your intern an work for you bro to show my son that being true to urself is what to strive for.
"You ever smelled a reindeers ass bruh?" "Smells like Cinn-a-Mon"
Mr Palmer I was about to write the same shit. Lmfao!!!
Read Castor great minds think alike.
When he's talking about the guests he wants to have on... Wow came a long way my guy 💯
I'm hanging half my Christmas lights
ethan shafer im going to start taking mine down.
Methamphitamins
I keep trying to tell people to stop sleeping on you, Theo. You're the most naturally gifted storyteller I have ever heard bruh. Props to the Rat King! Theo "the Steph Curry of piss" Von!
Caught a break today. In New York 95 today , now I’m home. A gift today. Thanks for the greatest pod cast in history
Everybody I’ve ever introduced to Theo or his podcast always keeps following and adopts his lingo.
I never understood why Americans think of Canadians as being so nice until I visited NYC.
Good podcast Theo I learned of you from TFATK and I gave this a shot. I like how much interact with the fans and incorporate it into your podcast
Dude you need to go on the H3 podcast!
Håvard Ramberg pretty sure he already did homie
nah man
Håvard Ramberg nope.
Wow man. Really needed to hear that part about your experience with Zoloft... You put into words that feeling that I struggle with often. That weight on your chest that just always seems to be there. Like you're about to cry but no tears come out... You've recently inspired me to start living sober and I've been in therapy for a couple weeks. Its funny, mine was caused by a girl as well.. Thanks for everything you do. I don't know if you realize how much you help and mean to such a large community. Gang Gang boi. Much love brother.
I like to get baked and watch/listen to your podcast , feels like i am chilling with an old friend. I fookin love you bruh! Onward Theo.
Bro it hits me so hard when you talk about yourself and your struggles. I thank you for that and it hits a lot of people and for sure helps! means a lot man! keep killing it and get that hitta!!! GANG GANG!!
Theo with the gender neutral samurai look 😜 Channel is growing big time! People are catching up finally.
Theo man I just started listening maybe a month or two ago and I've cleared thru almost 300 episodes but man this on came up again and I just restarted and played and brother this episode has been some of the best theo philosophical moments and poetry fucking incredible brother !! Keep onward !! ❤💪🤙
Great show in Calgary and you showed so much respect and love to the crowd. You wouldn't let anyone skip in the line up to take a picture with you and thats why I respect you so much more. Thanks for the love and taking the time to show your fans some love Theo.
Gang Gang boy, I was just waiting for this damn hitta
Theo Von...! where Dirk Diggler meets Joe Dirt (aesthetically speaking)
"HALFWAY to Christmas"... thanks for the REMINDER!! I absolutely Luv, Love, LOVE Christmas, one of my FAVORITE Holidays!! The NOSTALGIA it brings, is priceless! :)
Knew if I was patient I'd see that beautiful gender neutral cut first thing on this Monday morning. Had to get me that fresh hitter!! Gang gang! Onward.
🙏 That weight talk about a dream, anger and all that that we carry Really needed that Theo Thanks 👍
Why does Theo think we (Canadians) sound like half-british lol
Mitchell Gelz Because it's funny. Gang. G-g-gang.
That was full british pretty much 😂
Thanks Theo I just started making them dougnut hittas and needed a relaxing 2hours to laugh and introspect on life! Love yah bruh! Perfect timing!
At my desk. work up in my grill. No flavor... but then that Theo-Cast is up in my eardrums. All kinds of spice to help me peel through this workday. Thank you gentle sir for your sweet sweet whispers.
Justin Case hahaha love u bruh
Love you too brethren. You're good people. Write that down so you don't forget.
Was contemplating my life choices and about to give up...then all of a sudden this podcast came across my feed and now I have a reason!
hope you're still here dude
You get me through the work day and I love it
Theo, you freaggin just kill me. Really appreciate you spreading that happy butter around this world bread. Cheers brotha
Your favorite Creole Angel showing up in your living room with the hair accessories on point; ready to sweat for it. Knock knock. Who's there? 1-oh-five. Leh'do it.
Kasie Garner Knock-knock. Who's there? Funniest comments. Weekly. Gang.
Theo, you need to get that creole chick.
raleighman3000 I'm from GA, but I'm not mad at the mistake; also: ya boy haves a lady. Who is - 👌🏼 Smoking. Hot. By the way.
Kasie Garner hell, theo can snag that LAX to ATL flight. gf dont need to know. lol. #onward
I went to the early Saturday show in Calgary and Theo had me crying laughing throughout the show. Made for a great date night with my lady friend. We're glad you enjoyed our city/country! I'll definitely buy tickets again next time you're back in Calgary and staying tuned for your next Netflix special. Keep writing and doing your thing man!
Aye Theo keep grinding, inspiring, and being funny✊🏼
HOLY SHIT Boosie would be amazing. He actually gives good and well thought out advice and is funny as hell
that vamp joke KILLED!! damn!
Got that dual leggin'-cinship hittah. Keep up the good work Theo!
Sup Nick, good to see you bro, great work on the podcast here. Alright brother Theo, see you in Bakersfield .
That canada accent on point son!!
Americas national treasure. Love to see you finally getting the attention you deserve. Been a fan for years. Enjoy the upward trajectory bruh
Fkn nailed that Canadian accent bruh
Can relate to that relationship story dude! Nice way to look at it. Nice one
Getting that morning hitter is a great way to start the day!
Theo "I think about Santa a lot" Von
Hell yeah you coming to Oxnard. See you there Theo
Thanks for the fresh hitters Theo ! Onward
Even his promo spots are hilarious. "Ever been to Crotia? Good luck keeping your wallet there." Lol
Feeling that headband. Can't wait till your in Toronto
RISKY TRISCUIT!!! that was so stupid it was hilarious
Canadians sound british? Lmao
Dark-Jitsu Master I thought he was doing an Australian accent...either way not Canadian. Lol.
Ya'll speaking the mother tongue boys. England rules
Dark-Jitsu Master sure, depending. A number of words are pronounced like the brits (again, pasta, inventory, islam, etc.), and i hear a slight clipped brit finish sound from various canadian actors/ musicians in interviews, esp. if they are from Ontario. (Alex Lifeson, Neal Peart, Tom Green, Martin Short, early Jim Carrey...).
So I'm not tripping or drunk. He did pull the British accent vs. our friends up north. He is an American "good ol' boy" from the south. It nothing but good entertainment... always funny!!!!!
Australian who moved to Britain at age 10
D'elia has his babies, Tom and Christina have their mommies... what are we Theo... name your people...
Felatio Jones the rats
We are "THE School of Mullets"
the gang bruh, where you been
Hamps
Junk rats, Rat Creole... rat pack
Thanks for you being you.
Love your work. Onward!
Much love THANK YOU
I'm glad you had a good time in my country! 😊
We need that What they gunna do about me!? Shirt. Onward with that hittah, bruh! Gang Gang!
it must be hard to remember one thing when you forget nothing. just subscribed. discipline = freedom
Jocko is on my guest wishlist.
"ankle bone's connected to the neck bone." Bahahaa!
Onwards! You have quickly become one of my favorite comedians Theo gang gang!
I like your theory on the carny elves, very creative imagination. Reminds me when we was kids
New favorite podcast
Here we go with that Monday morning hitta! Gang gang
Josh Onward!
good to see lisa lampanelli with a podcast. keep it up lisa
I love when Theo says "beecoz"
Canada loves you too Theo!
Was at yuk yuks on friday man, was an awesome show. Me and my bro really enjoyed it, i laughed so hard my head hurt 😂✌
Got my Ridge Wallet coming soon. I hope it's as dope as you say it is. Decided to go with the burnt titanium. Btw great intro made me smile.
Theo comin at ya with tha dark arts.. Caaahh Moowwnn!!!
Ohhhh shit Theo Von throwing out that hittah on my birthday gang gang
I would love to see lil boosie on here going back and forth with your bantering would be priceless! Common boosie badass!
You’re Canadian accent is a British-Australian mix. 😂😂😂 so dumb but it just got me. 🤣
I need that fighter and the hittah podcast.
54:30 cracked me up! Theo always with that A1 content
This is Gold. no more than gold! Beyond gold. Theo run for president please sir
Spooky This that double platinum hittah bruh! Onward...
fuckk im not even 5 mins in and tears are flowing outta my eye holes 😂😂😭😭
Dammit Theo. You kill me. BY FAR, you are my favorite guest on podcasts. Whether it is this past weekend, or the fucking JRE, you make the these podcasts, sir! Keep doing what you are doin. Bout take this world by storm!
22 minutes, Theo dropping serious fucking knowledge. Beautiful.
Theo Von for president! That brain line was genius! haha.
can't wait to see you at the ice house this friday!
We outchea getting that weekly hittah with the Rat King Theo "Join In Any Reindeer Booty Games" Von! Onward... 🐀👑
Very Inspiring! Keep on.
funniest humor ever. some is so dumb but its funny! theo is going all the way up!
Could also be part of people being nice to you Theo because you’re a nice dude yourself and you’re funny bruh
Limited Edition? That shit killed me haha!
my favorite new podcast. and that's like my only favorite podcast.