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Listening all the way from Australia, its 11.45pm almost midnight, working in a 110 year old bakery in a little town called Childers in Queensland. Just felt like telling everyone that, onward.
What are you baking?
tonedog77 fuck yeah brother our family owns the bakery next to the old burnt backpackers hotel at the traffic lights, small world man thats awesome, where are you working tonedog77
@Ned the Wino I'm a baker mate, bread, pies, sausage rolls and everything in between
@@mangoicetea701 sounds awesome. Love the smell of a bakery. Peace from the States bro!
@Ned the Wino cheers brother, always have love for our fellow allies peace bro
"A vest knows. A vest knows a lot more than we think that it does." - Theo Von, 2018
"Learn to build a fence, but with a gate, so the woman can come in when she sees how nice the fence is."
"A shirt is a place your body can hide." Truer words have never been said.
I pulled up to the gym last night listening to shine that light on me. A dude was walking by with his girlfriend and yelled GANG GANG so I yelled back GET IN THERE. literally get in there haha.
California Living Fuck Yeah! Gang!
xDDD
People like Theo, that can just sit down and have a full conversation with himself, those are my kinda people
Dressing up as your dad that's passed away is both the best and worst idea I've ever heard. Onward.
Tommy Cash 😂 glad someone else picked up on this
hahahah true
Not only that, but setting up a game with his old buddys also😅
I got my grandma to say "gang gang" earlier and when my dinner was ready she shouted "Come get this hitta" ..... before I hittya Needless to say my Nan is now a fan....Onward...!
Damn Theo....you sharing your intimate stories like your dads funeral....you are really helping people sharing this. The counseling you are getting for this is helping so many others by sharing this.
If Theo doesn't make you smile 30 seconds in you ain’t human
You're* gang gang
@@danielzambito spell check gang gang
*you ain't an arthropod
Seth Taylor truth 😂😂
Yeah. Is there anyone in the world that strings words together like this guy?
Remember Rule #2 Theo. Treat yourself as someone who you are trying to help
Nu3 R3volution ❤️
GANG GANG 🔥
"They were living freelance when it comes to some of their genetics." -Theo Von, 2018
"I dont remember what I was talking about..? Oh!! ...Nope nothing." Dead XD
You already know, sitting outside, joint rolled; coffee made. Time to enjoy a good laugh to start a great week of right. Get in there! Gang gang Theo! Love you!!
Enjoy that jahnt, bruh! Onward...
For those about to Rock
damn dude you've got the right idea. i'm with you bruh
Cool story, looking forward to next week's edition
AcidAlchamy Gang
26:04 😂😂😂 Someone needs to make one of those little animated skits to this. Theo strolling along a Louisiana riverbed and stumbling upon a tasty little clay bed.
Theo gang gang I saw the Alabama music video now that was a lot of dark arts
Amazing music and vid. I loved it
Yeah what the fck was that video all about
Made me rethink rolling my own cigarettes
Dark. Arts. Son.
You got demons brother, but we all do... gotta keep your head up and move forward. Love the truth you speak. love love bro
Mark Anthony Meaney onward.
Half the time I don't even know what Theo is saying, but i still love it
Love catching these episodes as soon as they drop, They always come out when I’m getting ready for work on Monday Mornings and Brighten my mood right up. Love ya Theo, thanks for all you do Brotha!
Same for me bro. I look forward to it. It makes Mondays not suck as much.
kick ass and take names my guy
Exactly great to listen to on commute.
U like kittens daddy floss
Jesse Lucero gang
Theo "Jim-George" Jefferson showing off his money moves with the new studio fam! The Rat King's got a brand new castle! Onward....
This foo better dress up for the Halloween episode
He did last year! He was dressed as a newsie, which is the most random and unexpected costume he could wear. Onward..
Theos voice blends well with that intro song baby mmmmmm
That Alabama music video is some sort of visual dark arts. I enjoyed it.
Them cigarettes be following me around too theo. The struggle is real
why did you start, may I ask?
Looking like Leisure Suit Larry in the thumbnail. Onward.
Omg I remember sneaking to play that game when I was little
Those handcrafted legacy flags are THE SHIT. I loved the California state flag Schaub & Callen had.
Alabama music video was that real hitta hitta!
Thanks for another great episode Theo! You make me laugh out loud at work all the time while wearing head phones and I'm sure most people there must thing I'm battling down syndrome
There's a rumour going round that you beat it...
Wayne George gang you are battling some dark arts
Theo's got that special talent to make ya taste the laughing beans, bruh.
being jealous vs being envious.
Got that Darryl Strawberry hitter on fire! Gang gang
I get so emotional whenever papa von uploads a hittah! *(wipes tear away)* gang gang
By far my new fav podcast channel. This hitter makes me laugh from start to finish every time. Lost my sister last October 1st in the Las Vegas shootings and it’s been a rough time for me, so thanks for the laughs and the serious talk too. And thanks for getting me into Bishop Gunn! So good. Love ya bud! Onward
I love the fact that I live texas and the only pizza place that I know the address by heart is in California lol 1811 PICO BLVD gang gang!
I find myself randomly saying or thinking this episode is brought to you by "Grey Block Pizza" sometimes haha
Texas is full of undercover homosexual meeting spots
Get that hitttttaaaaaaahhhhhh
On the way to the dude ranch
Love the new set Theo. Onward with that Monday mornin hittah!
That Alabama song is legit. The video is pretty good too
Theo has the greatest catchphrases or metaphors. Whatever the fuck it’s called 😂
Lmao “Mother Nature makes orange vegetables.. for fun” that just made my day hahaha
Congrats on the set, it looks AMAZZZING! Very gang, professional yet pimpin out them dark arts bruh!!!
nice new set up chief upto ya usual goatish antics
Theo, that was the sweetest moment with the idea for the caller who needed to find love for Halloween. You found him away to remember his Dad and Halloween. You are the absolute best. "take your dad spirit out for a walk for a night". Much love to you. I am kid who lost her mom at 8, your heart speaks love. I can hear it, we all can!
Love the new set Theo! Gang gang. Onward..
Theo Von, keep hitting that hitter.. luv you man.
Great job in the video Theo love the new set keep doing you gang!! Gang!!
Dammmm man you can act! Great stuff! Love ya buddy
Hey there Theo! Coming to you from Portugal , keep up the Stellar work..... Vinegar shop??😂😂 .. gang gang
My ancestors are from Portugal / Azores and our family name is Pereira. Gang gang brother.
I'm the same! So indecisive I live with constant anxiety and I overthink and procrastinate myself to death! Nice to listen theo you help put things in perspective! Very genuine and awesome guy! You should be mega proud of who you are! And that you've gotten so popular and kept grounded and moral!
Love the "Extreme Ownership" on your shelf. Get after it.
The irony is that I'm all over here thinking that you're doing shit; working towards a goal, killing it at stand-up every weekend, etc., and I'm needing someone to kick ME in the ass to make me get life in general going. I hope you know many of us look up to you and what you're doing. I hope you are able to enjoy your success at some point - you truly deserve it. xo
Studio looks good Theo! And you look fancy in your shirt ❤
Theo, your podcast is one of the very few that can make me cry with laughter. Thanks, man!
This episode made me laugh and cry. You are genuine and unique. I ❤ you Theo!
Theo, shit dude. That story about your father’s funeral cut me up. His other family not acknowledging the rest of his kids was really messed up. So sorry to hear you went through that. At 16 too!! Brutal. Sending love your way.
That opening had me dying immediately!!! Love you, Theo
Perfect way to start the week. We love you Theo! Thank you for all your work.
Thank you for the hitter brother, needed it!
Always look out for your uploads. The podcast is very inspiring
And a shirt is .. with Theo von ! Gang gang baby !!
It's so crazy Theo I remember hearing you say that about the funeral of your dad before and it connected me to you way deeper. My dad passed when I was eight and his obituary, etc all that said survived by .... And then everyone but me. He had like two other kids and I was in the middle.... No one ever acknowl edged me or my mother and his family just left us to struggle. Never gave us help, nothing. Keep it up though Theo, you're amazing. Don't be too hard on yourself. Trust me, I'm going through the worst time of my life right now yet you finally made me smile the first time all day from crying .... Thank you Theo
Bruh. The Halloween call’s advice is literally how you create a serial killer. Gang Gang!
There needs to be a book of Theoisms!!!! Love your style man!!!
Your advice to the gentleman who lost his father on Halloween was golden. As my dad gets close to passing on I won't forget this.
Hey Theo, did my whole workout while listening to this one today, thanks for motivating brah. As for your dads funeral, I gotta say I can feel you on being shunned and doing shunning in the family and all I can say is time heals all and you are always something, you’re not nothing. I’m not nothing, I have worth and I am something, big.
Great acting at the end. Beautiful song!
damn bro you got that gift of gab been listening to your podcasts for a minute now and I really appreciate what you are doing and how you go about it. Keep up the good work and fighting the good fight brother
Buddy you talking about jealousy was so accurate and well put, I’m just so impressed with how you think. Hell yeah brother gang gang, innit with another hitter
Theo I love how honest you are about everything! You always just tell it like it and no B.S. :) Thank you. Very relatable. xoxox
Dude, theo! That song at the beginning gave me chills
youre a special dude theo and we love ya home boy
Love the new set up bro, looks official af
Love this episode Theo ! you knock it out the park , new studio, new threads, new Bishop gun video which by the way is awesome! thank you for all you do. gang gang
“the other night I had a dream and like 4 people were drinkin a smoothie.. what’s that tell ya??”
Were they sharing the same smoothie or did they each have their own? Asking for a friend ...
This dude is too funny, naturally.
Very dope how you had that clip at the end. Gang gang Nick boy
New episodes are like a Tism hug
Its so PRETTY!!! Love it
Theo you are committed to us. You show up. Different story can be written.
*scientists discovering a new species of arthropod" Scientist 1: "I think I'll call it the long legs spider." Scientist 2: "Hmm. Not kinky enough."
*LOVE YOU, THEO*
If you find the right person your story doesn’t end, a great new chapter begins. Find someone you can be yourself with. Someone who doesn’t change your story, but adds to it. They’re out there
Damn I really feel what he said about his dad's funeral and feeling like he didn't exist when his fathers other family didn't acknowledge him. That shits sad. No one deserves that.
Love you Theo, thanks for sharing... You help us more than you'll ever know!
@theo von love your self analyzation and honesty about it with us💕
You're a great imagineer. I love your work.
Nature is amazing man. The greatest show on Earth, no question.
Proud of you for staying away from the dark arts bruh .. Keep your mind free from that cage! The studio looks great dude I love the family pic. Family is where the heart is! Your success inspires me bruh .. Keep climbing the ladder!!
Thanks Theo, I just started my own sobriety, sober October, Rogan and the guys. You all inspired me to get sober.Been drinking since i was 13 and Turning 32 soon. Time to step up and become a man. Love you Brother, Look forward to your next podcast on sobriety and how its been working out for you. Peace.
Jebediah Kermin right on, dude! It's a wild ride at times. Damn, all those feelings that were lost at the bottom of every bottle come back to let themselves be known! Find a safe place to let yourself feel your way through them. Draw them, sing them, cry them....just let em out! And if you need to...just make it about today. You're not drinking today. Worry about tomorrow when tomorrow comes. 💗💗💗💗
Thanks mate, much love back at you :)
Hell yeah man been waiting all morning im at work and this just made 1 hour and 22 mins of my 9 hour shift so much better always looking forward to these in Monday mornings were the first ones here everyone true fans.. love the new look of the studio bro looks awesome can't wait for whats to come bring it on bruh!👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 gang gang
ONWARD!
Im addicted to that song
Here for that Monday Mornin’ hitter. Onward brothers and sisters!
That intro music is 🔥 🔥 🔥
You are a good man. Keep up the great work from your Vermont bro.
Dude Mo-c is a champ. I was 12 years old when he won the national championship that started my love for Ohio state football I cried when he got poked in the eye and left the game then I cheered like crazy when he came back to finish the game. True legend! I know he went through rough times but is helping people now. Gang gang can't wait for the interview.
get on them spits(sunflower seeds) to help quit the darts
Love the new studio !!! Hope you get to see you dad in the afterlife Theo .
See you Thursday in Appleton!
Perfect way to start my work day Theo appreciate it. On the bus now got you in my ears and a nice cup of vinegar, life's good. Gang gang
Theo Your Story is Never over its just New Chapters for you to experience, Fall in love...when you find the 'one' who you want to continue your story with! ❤much love 2 you from Massachusetts ❤
Ma.here too ✌✌✌.
Keep the hittas coming bruh. Gang gang
Glad to know Im not the only one busting into a VCR