He's simply the best Minecraft Speedrunner. Mumbo Jumbo can't even come close.
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Not If Mumbo Jumbo did a Minecraft Speedrun, If Technoblade did a Minecraft Speedrun, or even a MrBeast Gaming Minecraft Speedrun. This is a Grian Speedrun.
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Thanks Sipover (villager), BritishWeirdo (grian), Remlo (spectator), and Chuck Nasty (mod) for the voices!
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First 😊
@@sathyasong6864 cringe who says first these days
Ik this is most of the time i hate kids.
So true
Fr
I love how it constantly switches between him being nice to villagers and blazes to threatening to share IP addresses 💀
Jesus is Amazing
@@ShadowKiviok
@@ShadowKivi I am sorry, but who asked? Who asked for YOUR opinion? I bet I can find my dad before I can find who asked. I found the literal center of the universe before I found who asked. I figured out how to bend gravity and still couldn't find who asked. I found the last digit of pi before I found out who asked. I have tried every food and quisine before I found who asked. I have found a planet with the same constant of gravity (9.81), same people, and basically a mirror to ours before I found who asked. I have contacted GOD HIMSELF and he told me he has looked through the records of everything that has and will happen and in none of those records he found who asked. I have found Obama's last name, the krabby patty secret formula, waffle house's new host, but I simply could not find who asked, for I have come to thought and realization that... nobody did. It may be bittersweet, but when push comes to shove, at least I can verify that... nobody asked.
@@ShadowKivikeep your religious crap out of comment sections that don't concern it
@@Da_Dude31u asked who asked
The most unrealistic part is that Grian made a redstone elevator
Grian isn’t that bad at redstone anymore
And the fact that he made the back of the builds
Yes lol
I was confused too
it wasn't redstone that's why
Remember: The builds may look impressive at first, but he only built part of each building. you will find they lack a back wall.
peepee poopoo
shhh we dont talk abt that..
Cause its not necessary to build an inside of a building when you dont have to go inside of it like what grian did here bruh
Still cool
It's faster for the speedrun.
I just love the innocence in his voice, just makes it so much funnier.
hehehehe nice 666 likes you got here, buddy. be a shame if i were to... *ruin it :)*
@@miley_is_aroace NOO
@@xxHALL0W1NGxx ehehehehehheh >:3 aw dangit, it 669 likes now someone else please ruin the number
@@miley_is_aroacethe devil has been destroyed in this comment
@@Voidistick that's what you want to think
Love how Grian completed the speedrun by being nice to the villagers and the blazes as opposed to Mumbo threatening and blowing up the villagers
Pacifist vs redstone nuke
Doxxing.
@@Flamme506 but doxxing people is nice
@@Flamme506 Still, no villages were blown up
He literally caused the ender dragon to kill bind
Most unrealistic part is Grian's builds having a back to them.
That's how he's so fast!
Fr
@@noonelooksatusers based pfp love horizons
@@timothydelorme9448 :D
I came here to say this
Most unrealistic part is Grian's builds having a back to them.. All jokes aside whoever made those builds has some serious talent..
bro straight copy pasted the top comments
😭@@faintent
The end was trixybox
and a working elevator
Yayyyyy @@axo677
It's crazy that, even while having a superpower, Grian's "speedrun" is still longer than the current world record! These people are dedicated..
ello
He's styling on them. 😂
Grain went from master builder to master stalker real quick
BRUHHHHH
Lego movie
Officer! It wasn’t me! It was the man in the chicken costume!
To truly be a master builder you must build contacts with the shadow government
Who is this grain character
I love how this depicts Grian as some Erdritch entity that happens to be delightful to talk to but is nonetheless horrifying in what he can do.
Are you trying to imply that grian isn't usualy an eldritch being?
is that not what he is?
he's british, that sets him apart one step closer to being an actual eldritch being
@@falseire he's also a WATCHER (see Evo and the Life SMP, especially Martyn's POV) which is canonically an eldritch being Oh and he invented TNT multikills (Third Life episode 4, Limited Life episode 7) so take that how you will
That's just true though
Mumbo holds controls time and Grian controls space. Together they hold the fabric of Minecraft itself in their hand !
WHO IS THIS "GRAIN" CHARACTER?
@@JamesHarris-fn5fu Autocorrect
The fact that the game has by now been beaten faster than this in random seed glitchless is kind of insane
I like how he’s asking for building materials when he literally has enough to build a whole ID card.
He just didn't have enough
@@spyke7311 true
@@Mrgravitycoil is
@@spyke7311 p
you never have enuth tack it from me there is never enuth you are always out of somethin
All jokes aside whoever made those builds has some serious talent.
Wdym those are just some basic builds
The end transformation looks like it was from one of TrixyBlox’s videos.
The end transformation looks like it was from one of TrixyBlox’s videos.
@@anonymous_tanuki5974 why must you say it twice
@@Who_Invited_Me KZhead glitch
Therapist: lore accurate Grian isn't real, he can't hurt you Lore accurate Grian:
I like how the speedrun timer is actually going faster than time really is, so he really beat in in almost half that time since the video is only 4:47 long
It’s prob bc they sped up the building part
Suspiciously Grain didn't show the back of his builds, but I trust that they are fully built!!! edit: @fueldropforthewin made a comment completely opposite to this one. I win bc i have more likes
Grain?
@@seanzheng7964 grain
Grian*
@@marie-pieredwards5421 his fans often call him grain
who is this imposter grain?
I love how Grian's speedrun was more about creating a beautiful world for the villagers and blazes than just rushing through the game. It shows how Minecraft can be played in so many different ways and still be enjoyable. Props to ProfessorBiggy for making such an entertaining video!
Its fake!
@@NaraSherkonah really?! 😱
@@St3ely YES
@@NaraSherko Dude can't even handle a joke
@@NaraSherkoits sarcasm, little buddy! They will pretend they will not know its fake by sounding like they are totally oblivious
Mumbo: simple redstone Grian: simple build
In fairness to the blazes, if i saw a dude build a full city around me in 11 seconds I'd assume i was talking to a god and leave him he as well.
You should make “if the hermitcraft smp did a Minecraft speed run”
Fr
They would trade for all their items.
No the sci-craft server
If third life did a speedrun
That would be the shortest version ever
I love how he still got the record barely even after wasting loads of time.
woooooosh
@@pipevinethehybrid7049 ???
@@pipevinethehybrid7049?
Thats...the joke
@@amazonbox5939 But they just said how they love that
The crazy part is after all he’s done he still managed to beat the world record.
Give it a year and someone’ll get sub-7
I love how easily he goes between generous builder to eldritch being of creation
I love how he literally had no use for the blaze rods. He just wanted to build a nicer home for them
fr 💀💀
2nd reply on famous comment
why this has so few replies
lmfao right this was too funny
My favorite part about these videos has to be the editing. The little gimmicks like breaking the structures and playing in reverse is really cool.
What are you talking about? This is a real speedrun.
wdym? this is a real speedrun man, this dude's delusional
I like how the speedrun says 7min but the video is 4min😂
idk what u talking about this is real
What editing? this is 100% real
Its not even wr anymore 💀
“And thats how you speedrun minecraft by building minecraft itself”
Mumbo's been pretty quiet ever since this video dropped 👀
Fr
theres already a mumbo jumbo version
@@NekuroMC Oh, believe me, I know. I was referring to Grian and Mumbo in GENERAL
Just amazing man.. i can't imagine how long it would take you to Come with the idea, find the appropriate voice actors, modifying the Minecraft world for shoot and then Editing! Props to you man
maybe Sorry for poor English (idk if it's wrong or not it's my Second Language) but i think it should be: "I can't even imagine, how long it would've taken you to.." *but I'm not editing my comment now, cuz I'll loose the heart then* 😓
@@slwo thinking of yourself as someone who may fail at simple tasks just makes it so you fail then more often. I dont know english either but my confidensse in that i know a lot of english makes it so i trully know a lot of english, never get yourself at a down point cuz you can do more!!!
with ai he can replicate grians vkice perfectly
@@NekuroMC he didn't use ai
@@soggusboggus4386 thats why i said "with ai" implying it could be better
"A fortress!" "Yes!" "Smashing!" "What?" That would be a British lad!
Yes lad
i thought the joke would stop being funny but its unreal how this made me laugh at the same bit for nearly 5 minutes, 10/10
This is an accurate representation of my friends’ reactions when they leave me alone for like an hour and I’ve single-handedly built a base when we do survival together I usually delegate myself to keeping the base up and running while they go off to do stuff so I’ve gotten pretty good at building meanwhile they can hardly rub two different wood types together
all i can say is, respect to you man
Wyman keeping the base up and running?
@@Erik_Lehnsherr-MAGNETO glorification of sitting around and occasionally doing something minor :P
Same when me and my friend build a base together I normally build while he goes and does stuff
@@Erik_Lehnsherr-MAGNETO(they don't let him actually play)
As a Grian fan, I can confirm that this is what Grian would do in a speedrun.
Probably true
2:57 WTF!!!🤣🤣🤣
funny asf
The fact that this run is faster than mumbo's speaks alot. You really do take attention to detail
Man this was long awaited. I can just imagine how fun it was making this video with your friends. Imagine throwing blaze rods until the game reached 1 FPS lmao.
That would be pretty darn funny
As a grian enjoyer i can confirm this is what grian speedrunning the game would look like
Obviously, you’re wrong The builds all have backs, he made a complex red stone elevator, he doesn’t accidentally blow up anything, and he doesn’t start a war even once This is nearly unrecognizable as being Grian
@@drthmik I thought it was the real grian
But he wouldn’t finish the backs of any of the builds lol
The end dragon died of emotional damage.
Honestly, it would have been funnier if after the dragon said no he just straight up killed the dragon and beat the game
0:51 “thAt was like tWO sEcondss!!” This dudes voice inflection is gold lmao
Mad respect for whoever built those, if only they had back walls 😞
The actual most impressive part about this is that this parody is still slower than the new world record of 7:01!!
2:48 that escalated quickly
Me when someone says I am bad at building
The most unrealistic part of this is that he finishes building the backs of every build.
LOL underrated comment XD it's so trueeeeeeeeee
Yes
the crowd instigators are hilarious
Joke Speedruns should be a category for every game by beating it in a hilarious but illegal way.
3:28 Mumbo Jumbo was here..........
1:47 "smashing" "Bro what? "💀
We all know he would have spent half the time on that elevator trying to understand redstone
I am kinda terrified to see what a Docm77 speedrun will be like...
Gotta love how he blatantly cheated and still only beat the record by 3 seconds, shows how good zylenox has put into the wr Speedrun. That, and a lot of time, too.😊
wdym cheated? This is all completely legit
are you fr 💀💀💀 This Minecraft speedrun is edited and some parts are sped up, this is only for entertainment purposes Don't compare it to an official Minecraft speedrun
@@noice2349 🤓🧌
@@noice2349 woooshh
@@noice2349 fr? ok mr. obvious
I love how much Grian and Mumbo's runs are similar.
actually its opposite
Well they do joke about sharing a braincell sooo...
Love how you included the ultimate survival island end! I love that world
4:23 AYO male voice? THE ENDER DRAGON BECAME TRANS?
That’s why the mirror was so affective
3:00 That IP address only leads you to the lake lol.
bro checked 💀
It's weird bystanders go ahead to check locations of leaked ip addresses (not necessarily leaked)
@@JeSuisMrCraft I know the IP is fake and it would lead somewhere that is not a house or a private property
@@tranhoangquan-Shadeez alrighty
We had Mumbo, and now we have Grian, I'm honestly just hoping we get to see a speedrun from Scar cause this hilarious.
Won't he win the game by constantly dying?
@realmixaoc Maybe he would do some bad deeds to die and end up in hell (the nether) and then come back, fix his karma, die, and go to heaven (the end)? And he defeats the ender dragon by annoying it. He keeps on dying so quickly but keeps going back that the dragon gets so annoyed and dies.
At least we now know who made all those structures.
Mumbo simply tells the mod to shut up but Grian completely doxes him 😂
we need grian to see this just like mumbo saw the other one also prompts to Grian for going this whole speedrun without starting a war also-also I love how the speedrun moderator joke has evolved from a simple "shut up" to straight-up doxxing lol
That Grian voice impression is on point 👌
Sounds exactly like him lol
@@trCore is your source being that you made that the fuck up? Read the description lol
@@trCore no its not, check the description.
@@trCore that doesn't sound like ai at all lmao
I’m sorry but it sounds nothing like him 💀
"Sorry, I'm still a beginner" Said the native of the earth's core 💀
lets all appreciate the fact how the villagers personal info is still out there
It would be cool if the villagers actually reacted with joy like that if you built them awesome stuff.
4:34 me irl
He is having a spasm 4:37
Grian: *builds a base for the blazes* Blazes: Wow, this is so cool! What about the back? Grian: Grian: I have giveth. Do I need to takest away?
moderator: your speedrun is invalid grian: is this your house?
Honestly i feel like all the great minecraft builders should just create a team and become developers of minecraft like it would be so cool to have these type of builds when exploring
if only everybody has a beefy computer then it'd be fun
They could have structures like this in minecraft very easily, however they dont want to limit the players creativity. (By limiting I mean they dont want to build something too good that would discourage the player.)
I think the builders ( normal players) would get inspired and make more things and as for the players (who like to fight,strategize) it would great and some players who like to play peacefully can make great things
@8bitsins nah co sidering most the books published by the creators of minecraft on how you should build or use Redstone is all wrong like they seriously use Redstone worse then the average noob at Redstone then again I'm kind of a mental case for going to school for advance electronics so I see Redstone as electrical components almost Luke those found in a computer or on a motherboard and it can easily be used to make amazing pieces of art and accomplish everything you need easily and way better then mojang could ever dream
@@ghosthunter0404 No i mean, they definitely could, they have enough money they could get the best build they ever wanted.
The fact that even after all of that, it only manages to be 3 seconds faster than the current legit record(7:45).
If it wasn't for the double flint and steel could've been faster
"And that's how you speedrun Minecraft in a simple Minecraft Universe."
"build your own success in life." -Grian.
0:27 Craziest "this you"
1:39 nether should work like this
Like the underworld?
@@regzazemma3480 yes
agreed
2:15 imagine if this was your factions base 👽🥴
"Yeah it's your ID" got me dying 😂😂
1:27 "you'll pay for this!" He bulit your whole village... you cant tell him what and what not to do
Wow, not only was it done in style, but he also went through Minecraft as a pacifist and did not earn the fame of a barbarian destroyer - on the contrary, he became hero. He didn't even plan to fight a dragon. Cute.
You gotta give this man credit for the builds
I love that even with all that, this run is still not the actual speedrun WR
1:58 "He's throwing" "holyyyy"🤣🤣
4:40 Who let Elmo in so he could scream “WHAT”??
the villager doxx was hilarious
NO NO WRONG! It’s a hilarious video but Grian could never build a smoothly functioning elevator by himself 😂
"smashing!" 💀 1:48
1:47*
“bro what”
@@robloxgameryt2466”I said smashing”
fun fact he beat the record by 3 seconds
Grian is some sort of eldritch god of architecture that can upgrade anything he sees into Minecraft
This is just amazing in all ways possible ❤
0:53 Did you guys hear that "omg😢"
💀, Ambatukam omaygot
AMBATUKAM OMAYGOT 💀
4:15 TrixyBlox seeing this
This video is such a fever dream.
I appreciate that Grian invited Walter Jr. to watch his speedrun live.
Wow guys, Grian's really moved up in the community from a builder to a builder, redstoner and speedrunner.. It feels like this day would never come! So proud of him for learning how to use the create mod and making the elevator. wait. wait a minute. strange elevator that suspiciously looks like it was made with the create mod.. the back of builds being complete.. no wars being started.. this can't be. ..wasn't mumbo learning how to build? oh no. it can't be. this was actually mumbo undercover as grian all along! i knew this couldn't be grian! too many signature things are missing! unbelievable! and i forgot to mention, they were practically a pacifist with passive aggresive threats! that sounds like a mumbo thing to me more than a grian thing!
3:12 if the Designers of „The Line“ hired Grian
This was awesome! Totally something Grian would do, casually breaking the laws of Minecraft and reality, and calling it easy I'm subbing
Grian has becu-become a new speedrunning champion, congratulations!
The fact that he was already up at the end but went back dlwn so he could show he managed to make a redstone elevator is very like him.
2:32 had me dying bro just watch it play out. Also keep uploading these videos!!!! They are guarunteed to make me watch.
Lol this is insane. The reactions are hilarious
You are really really REALLY detailed