Comedy for ELT - Pronunciation Problems

2014 ж. 12 Шіл.
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What do you do when a customer walks into your shop and asks for 'cack' or for 'parri' -- or indeed for a 'pee'? A (very wealthy) Arab walks into the Mini Market. His wife has armed him with a shopping list (and asked him to run an errand for her later). But communication can be a problem as pronunciation is not that particular customer's forte... (Fortunately for the shop owner, his wife is there to help him. Despite his condescending attitude towards her, it seems she is twice as clever as he is...) Level: C1 -- C2. Topic: Shopping, Pronunciation. Taken from the BBC TV Series 'The Two Ronnies'.
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  • For those that have disliked this video - get a sense of humour! It’s not racist, it is from a time when you didn’t live in fear of offending each other!

    @kevr4698@kevr46985 жыл бұрын
    • That would be an ecumenical matter...

      @serpenthydra@serpenthydra4 жыл бұрын
    • I’m Arab guy and I love this video I see it all the time cuz it makes me laugh so hard

      @joearshad462@joearshad4624 жыл бұрын
    • Love watching the two, and have done so for forty years.

      @kaleemkhwaja7624@kaleemkhwaja76243 жыл бұрын
    • it is not about that, i dont say english in indain way plus this is wayyy fucked up dress. idk where he got it but we do not dress like that

      @_A-qg5vf@_A-qg5vf3 жыл бұрын
    • @@_A-qg5vf oh come on don't be so sensitive, us English have the piss taken out of us too and very little is accurate but we just laugh along with it.

      @kevr4698@kevr46983 жыл бұрын
  • I'm an Arab and I have lived in the UK for quite some time.. When people in the UK communicate with non English speakers I must give it to them they are the best listeners, they have tolerance and respect the person in front of them and try to help him even if he is struggles to speak English, and I respect that very much in them.

    @samQu8y@samQu8y6 жыл бұрын
    • samQu8y agreed

      @VillageTV@VillageTV6 жыл бұрын
    • samQu8y three hundred pounds...thanks for listening....

      @debbiemarquis3231@debbiemarquis32316 жыл бұрын
    • lol money talks!

      @samQu8y@samQu8y6 жыл бұрын
    • Eldrick Lal Might be some Arabs can't say all. Remember the majority get hard time living and 0 education but deep down they have good heart.

      @samQu8y@samQu8y6 жыл бұрын
    • That's true. And I have found that Arabs are also kind and respectful to strangers in the places I have visited in the Middle East.

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi6 жыл бұрын
  • I am a native English speaker & have lived in 4 different countries. When trying to speak German some shop assistants stand there with an angry face & say "WHAT!" as if I am from outer space. When trying to speak Greek I am met with smiles as they appreciate I am trying. Also the level of English spoken by Greeks is high.

    @susanford2388@susanford2388 Жыл бұрын
    • German and French are the most thankless languages to learn.

      @Joke_Bidumb@Joke_Bidumb Жыл бұрын
    • As a German who teaches English I'm sorry to hear that.

      @Berniewahlbrinck@Berniewahlbrinck Жыл бұрын
    • We all know Germans have full sense of German's humor😅

      @AdyAdinegoro@AdyAdinegoro4 ай бұрын
    • No offence to them but shop assistants are not always the friendliest to customers, unlikely their dream job, and not the best in foreign languages. (but I know in big cities you have to be able to communicate at least in English and sometimes French, Spanish... if it's quite touristic.)

      @Dr.K.Wette_BE@Dr.K.Wette_BE2 ай бұрын
    • @@Dr.K.Wette_BE When I first arrived in Athens I worked in the port of Piraeus & spoke Spanish to the local shopkeepers as it turns out due to the shipping a lot of people had a Spanish speaking parent. My shoe mender was telling me his father was on the ships & his mother was from Venezuela. I was getting my new apartment ready & the shop selling kitchen ware etc. had a man behind the counter who could speak Spanish too. So I would try Spanish, English & my little bit of Greek. In Israel I learned to count in just 5 days & would point to things & say the price so they knew what I wanted. I also bought a pair of shoes speaking in German, I was astounded they admitted to speaking German. I do try my best at my basic European languages rather than just expect people to speak English. but am saddened at peoples' rudeness even though as you say they might not be doing their dream job. I have an understanding of French from school & would certainly try that if I were ever in France.

      @susanford2388@susanford23882 ай бұрын
  • Wordplay was their favourite shtick and a significant element of British comedy. It’s about leading the audience through absurdity to the punchline. Not a bad bone in their bodies these chaps 👍🏼

    @rovingenglishman@rovingenglishman Жыл бұрын
    • 100%✓❤️🙏🏽

      @brucemah609@brucemah609 Жыл бұрын
    • This sketch shows that we only know how to pronounce English words because we heard it before. There are no rules like in other language. Compared to English, French is almost maths: you can almost make formulas to get the right pronunciation. Try that with English….

      @rw80@rw80 Жыл бұрын
    • @@rw80 I was always taught in english grammar, to every rule there is an exception.

      @sigeberhtmercia767@sigeberhtmercia767 Жыл бұрын
    • 😉😂😅🤣🤣🤣

      @ritahenriques628@ritahenriques628 Жыл бұрын
    • I TOTALLY agree! What has HAPPENED to comedy,these days?! It used to be SO much FUN. The wokes are trying to destroy EVERYTHING. They are just SO hate filled and miserable.It's so sad. BUT .Us people with a sense of humour are SO much stronger than them.

      @suegreen9907@suegreen9907 Жыл бұрын
  • This sketch is not about race, but about the idiosyncrasies of the English language, which has borrowed words from all over the world. Ronnie Barker was a clever man.

    @paulk3681@paulk36815 жыл бұрын
    • I thought it was just because having someone who doesn't speak a language properly can lead to funniness.

      @dianehall5063@dianehall50632 жыл бұрын
    • @@dianehall5063 actually 'properly' is an illusion. Even native English speakers sound funny to non-native speakers or other native speakers. The word data is pronounced very differently in three different native English-speaking countries. In the US, it is pronounced day-da or da-da (with da pronounced similar to the da in dam and the t sounding like a d). In the UK it is pronounced day-ta. In Australia, it is daa-ta or daa-da.

      @TheSandyKale@TheSandyKale2 жыл бұрын
    • Ronnie barker wasn’t a clever man a he was an absolute genius 👌

      @southwestlandscapes6910@southwestlandscapes6910 Жыл бұрын
    • For a latin language native is soooo difficult 😬😬😬

      @alexakammler6440@alexakammler6440 Жыл бұрын
    • I'd highly recommend a terrific 👌 book by Bill Bryson. It's called: The Mother Tongue-- English and How it Got That Way. KZhead has it...all 10 hours + 45 minutes ☆ I've even put it on as I go to sleep--- very insightful.

      @carenmontgomery2384@carenmontgomery2384 Жыл бұрын
  • Man i lived in UK for 9 years. Its heart warming to see the shop keepers tolerance. Because my english was weak and this happend many times for me. British people in my opinion are the most tolerant with people of faith/other nationalties.

    @sezaargaming702@sezaargaming7025 жыл бұрын
    • The 300 pounds help too

      @tonginchic@tonginchic Жыл бұрын
    • Awww....that's good to hear! 🙂

      @Mortthemoose@Mortthemoose Жыл бұрын
    • We're a diverse culture and welcoming most of us at least

      @supremefandom6970@supremefandom6970 Жыл бұрын
    • @@supremefandom6970 Except to Australians 😃

      @downundanow5569@downundanow5569 Жыл бұрын
    • 🙏AMEN

      @ritahenriques628@ritahenriques628 Жыл бұрын
  • Absolutely priceless we were allowed to laugh once upon a time. Nobody took offence we all laughed together.

    @annettewalter2273@annettewalter2273 Жыл бұрын
    • Yeah it's fun n shud be acceptable wen the joke s not about u?! Laughing about accent is alright...but wat he said at the beginning " Ali baba must be lost his way..." that is absolutely disgustingly ignorant and sickening racism....shud we call him oh here he comes the terrorist ..or he he comes the thief...or here comes who's my father!

      @hanverhanver4284@hanverhanver4284Күн бұрын
  • Its so sad that these two comedy crackups are not here anymore,they were soooooo clever and so funny they were such geniuses

    @bethhaines6340@bethhaines6340 Жыл бұрын
    • So totally agree with you 👍 💯

      @monicamorilla2851@monicamorilla2851 Жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree.

      @Glenfunnyman@Glenfunnyman Жыл бұрын
  • This is top level old school British humour.

    @umairusman@umairusman3 жыл бұрын
    • Do you like being made fun of by white man?

      @abdul-hadidadkhah1459@abdul-hadidadkhah1459 Жыл бұрын
    • @@abdul-hadidadkhah1459 Ain't you a larf

      @speshwemmick6225@speshwemmick6225 Жыл бұрын
    • @@abdul-hadidadkhah1459 Do you understand humour? This was a time where saying the wrong pronouns didn't get you cancelled on twitter.

      @AaronTechnic@AaronTechnic3 ай бұрын
    • When was humour is defrent from make fun of some stupids . Well now days don’t have pure humor like this .

      @arminehanjargholi@arminehanjargholiАй бұрын
    • @@abdul-hadidadkhah1459it’s defined from fun of someone and pure humor. ایدو

      @arminehanjargholi@arminehanjargholiАй бұрын
  • I'm a native Arabic speaker and I find that very funny. I still remember my friend who used to call pictures.. Picityours 😂

    @ameel96thesilent20@ameel96thesilent205 жыл бұрын
    • Stems from our languages. Like in the East of India 'v' is pronounced like 'bh' so very would be bhery, or cleavage would be cleabhage. In the South they say things like Yeverybody's wearing ellow 😂. Or some people pronounce veggie as wedgie as there isn't a 'v' and a 'w' in Indian languages.

      @TheSandyKale@TheSandyKale4 жыл бұрын
    • Ok lol

      @stephencolgate8510@stephencolgate85104 жыл бұрын
    • Would you say that's accurate Arabic accent for speaking English though?

      @SupremeSkeptic@SupremeSkeptic Жыл бұрын
    • @@SupremeSkeptic absolutely not 🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @fadkabari8554@fadkabari8554 Жыл бұрын
    • @@SupremeSkeptic I used to say clothes clothees

      @Wednesday_Addamsreal@Wednesday_Addamsreal Жыл бұрын
  • I worked as an EFL teacher in recent years, mainly with students from Saudi Arabia. They were good at jokes and making me laugh. Such lovely fun-loving people. I remember when one class ground to a halt as it started snowing and they all went to the window to watch it, before asking me if they could go down to the street to play in it!

    @Clivestravelandtrains@Clivestravelandtrains Жыл бұрын
    • Lovely people the Saudis; I spent 26 years among them and each one was nicer that the others. A great country with great people. And the shawarmas the best ever.

      @gerardosalazar161@gerardosalazar161 Жыл бұрын
    • They no longer chop off hands?

      @sidhasudharshan2746@sidhasudharshan2746 Жыл бұрын
    • It was known years ago as E.S.L

      @spidyman8853@spidyman8853 Жыл бұрын
    • @@spidyman8853 So? Do we all have to live in the past?

      @360scotland4@360scotland4 Жыл бұрын
    • @@sidhasudharshan2746 and dig a whole in the ground to stone women to death?

      @littleredwitch@littleredwitch Жыл бұрын
  • I have split my sides laughing at this!! I have to watch it again. How clever! To actually create a sketch showing how the English language is difficult to navigate given it has borrowed from other languages, and demonstrating how it is not at easy as it seems where pronunciation is concerned.

    @panagiotakonstantopoulou962@panagiotakonstantopoulou962 Жыл бұрын
    • Glad you liked it Panagiota. 😄 You may like some more clips with the same guys: 'Comedy for ELT - Small Talk', 'Comedy for ELT - Rumours', 'Comedy for ELT - Synonyms', 'Comedy for ELT - Birthday Rhymes', 'Comedy for ELT - A Sense of Rhythm', 'Comedy for ELT - The Bather' etc. etc.... 😁

      @tipsforlearners3581@tipsforlearners3581 Жыл бұрын
  • When you have money, everyone would dance your tune😂

    @HassanM09@HassanM096 жыл бұрын
    • Hassan Mohamed yea

      @VillageTV@VillageTV6 жыл бұрын
    • true brother, These Arabs thinks​ that people like them actually people like there money and tolerating them. they are wasting money Allah will ask them for every penny they spend

      @syedumarjunaid5499@syedumarjunaid54996 жыл бұрын
    • Hassan Mohamed yes 300 pounds!!

      @KimikarazonGardening@KimikarazonGardening6 жыл бұрын
    • Hassan Mohamed John 14:6New International Version (NIV) 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. 1 John 2:22King James Version (KJV) 22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.

      @visiop1@visiop16 жыл бұрын
    • Alberto A YOU AGAIN. TYPICAL SLIMEY CHRISTIAN.

      @johnthebaptist223@johnthebaptist2236 жыл бұрын
  • I'm an Arab and I can relate! 😂😂 Reminds me of the old sitcom Mind Your Language... Hilarious!! 😂😂

    @nawafabughazalah1345@nawafabughazalah13455 жыл бұрын
    • Por favor😂

      @animeforecast@animeforecast2 жыл бұрын
    • @@animeforecast Nevermind Juan

      @snaggletooth5844@snaggletooth5844 Жыл бұрын
    • Ali: Squeeze me, I am not understanding what you are saying.😂

      @annc7739@annc7739 Жыл бұрын
    • @@snaggletooth5844 is all right

      @animeforecast@animeforecast Жыл бұрын
    • @@animeforecast LMFAO perfectly delivered

      @snaggletooth5844@snaggletooth5844 Жыл бұрын
  • I remember watching this sketch almost 40 years ago when we lived in the UK. Until this day our family still pronounces cinnamon as China man.

    @lieschenmuller243@lieschenmuller243 Жыл бұрын
    • That was one I couldn't get. Thanks. This is all hilarious. Didn't get "peas" either. "Marmalade" only later. Thanks.

      @e.r.4077@e.r.4077 Жыл бұрын
    • @@e.r.4077 Prolly they are referring to 'Pie' but i did not get the name of the Pie product....something "Bill and ump' pie?? May be some brit can clarify??

      @sudiptobhadra3059@sudiptobhadra3059 Жыл бұрын
    • Veal and ham pie. Had to look that one up

      @lieschenmuller243@lieschenmuller243 Жыл бұрын
    • @@lieschenmuller243 an Arab would never have veal and ham pie! 😂😂😂

      @littleredwitch@littleredwitch Жыл бұрын
    • Yep, same here. 40 year's ago. I'm here now, after just laughing on my own, about this sketch. I had to remind myself again, how funny this was back then. Just as funny today! 🤭🤭🤣🤣

      @TheDodge1011@TheDodge1011 Жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for reminding me how great these 2 were I wish they would put these on TV again 😂😂

    @marychadburn9302@marychadburn930210 ай бұрын
  • The sketch isn't about the Arab being an Arab, but about the English language. It's not always immediately obvious where the stresses are, or how the vowels are pronounced, silent letters etc.

    @Amadeus-ms9lt@Amadeus-ms9lt4 жыл бұрын
    • as an american living in UK, it's also about the vast plethora of just dialects of British English!

      @almishti@almishti2 жыл бұрын
    • @@almishti what

      @johnbarker256@johnbarker2562 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnbarker256 wyt ti'n byw ym Mhrydain? XD

      @almishti@almishti2 жыл бұрын
    • I'm sure that doesn't help foreigners.

      @Amadeus-ms9lt@Amadeus-ms9lt2 жыл бұрын
    • @@almishti "Soccer"

      @Callabungah@Callabungah2 жыл бұрын
  • I miss these two. Their talents with word play was phenomenal

    @jayadams681@jayadams6815 жыл бұрын
    • What tv series is this?? I wanna watch please 😊

      @shinysinhade@shinysinhade2 жыл бұрын
    • @@shinysinhade the two ronnies, mega famous in the uk

      @katdes7305@katdes73052 жыл бұрын
    • Yes me too. "Fork handles" any one?🤣

      @lisaburnage@lisaburnage Жыл бұрын
    • Agreed. Les Dawson was another one good with words. The only comedian of today who can compare is Tim Vine.

      @metalbearuk@metalbearuk Жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree. Barker was a comedy writing genius and Corbett was the perfect foil.

      @Glenfunnyman@Glenfunnyman Жыл бұрын
  • I am arab and this scene has never made me fail to laugh out loud 🤣🤣🤣.

    @mahdiebsim6560@mahdiebsim6560 Жыл бұрын
  • The 2 ronnies were such an amazing comedic duo, will always be loved for bringing a smile to anyone lucky enough to watch =)

    @NaDMG1977@NaDMG1977Ай бұрын
  • As an African, l've endelessly watched this brilliant out-of-the-world comedy. It is on a different planet.

    @adesojijosiah1931@adesojijosiah19315 жыл бұрын
  • Just seeing Ronnie Corbett walk into the shop in arab garb is a delight !

    @MKTElM@MKTElM5 жыл бұрын
  • The Two Ronnies are brilliant as always. This is up there with the “Four Candles” sketch 🤣🤣

    @hollygolightly649@hollygolightly649 Жыл бұрын
  • I have watched it over a dozen times and laughed more and more. I have forwarded it literally to hundreds of people here in Jeddah and they all cracked at the humour.

    @khaledalmaeena3413@khaledalmaeena3413 Жыл бұрын
  • I’ve watched this at least 50 times and it always makes me laugh

    @eagle_e1307@eagle_e13075 жыл бұрын
    • Already watched it 5 times. Here's to 45 more at least ahah

      @marshmelows@marshmelows Жыл бұрын
  • Just amazing English comedy. Nobody did it better than them.

    @nitinkataria6030@nitinkataria60305 жыл бұрын
    • you would hope no-one does English humour better than two Poms.

      @garyritchie3556@garyritchie3556 Жыл бұрын
  • What is funny is I lived in the Middle East for 3 years back in the ‘70’s and i went through the same think trying to speak their language. Everyone was SO helpful and I am sure they had a good laugh at me trying to pronounce their words.

    @robdog7516@robdog7516 Жыл бұрын
    • Good on you! Arab languages and Hebrew are utterly beyond me! 🙈😆

      @ashotofmercury@ashotofmercury2 ай бұрын
  • Large brass ears for those enormous tights! 😂😂

    @OGSuperDirty@OGSuperDirty10 ай бұрын
  • British manners, metaphors and the way they turn any talk is amazing, just like a 1970s radio commentary of a test match, great usage

    @nitinkataria5002@nitinkataria50026 жыл бұрын
  • I’m arab and I speak english with an arabic accent but this man actually sounds indian 😂

    @user-xo1mj3db5g@user-xo1mj3db5g3 жыл бұрын
    • I thought the same thing.. Extremely indian

      @julezgeorge6948@julezgeorge6948 Жыл бұрын
    • As an Indian, he sounds nothing like us 😂🤣 Perhaps you meant apu from Simpson/ "white Hollywood actor trying to sound Indian" voice

      @baijayantasenchowdhury9806@baijayantasenchowdhury9806 Жыл бұрын
    • @@baijayantasenchowdhury9806 sorry but he sounds realy indian,i dont understand how you can not recognize your own accent

      @tahirghoerahoe8246@tahirghoerahoe8246 Жыл бұрын
    • While it was somewhat difficult but sounded really soothing compared to an average indian accent that really hard hits one's ears and brain!

      @bangguyraj@bangguyraj Жыл бұрын
    • Indian muslims also pretends that they are more muslims than Arabs themselves.

      @tvwalamaulana1231@tvwalamaulana1231 Жыл бұрын
  • I remember this sketch. Brilliant. Couldn't make it now without someone getting upset.

    @pemj7360@pemj7360 Жыл бұрын
    • I am not sure I can send this to some of my 'born after 2000, and totally politically correct" friends. They are loosing the point of the dialogue. Just 'suck it up' P. C. people

      @thisbrit@thisbrit Жыл бұрын
  • “Mamalade?” “Yes he’ll cure you’re malady for you” 😂

    @TheBehm08@TheBehm082 жыл бұрын
  • Hilarious 😂😂 This is what I call proper comedy .

    @Ksatriya@Ksatriya6 жыл бұрын
  • Still funny now, timeless both of them and I do miss this humour and them not being on the TV.

    @symonsheppard5519@symonsheppard55195 жыл бұрын
  • Old school comedy, love it. People are making money and careers from being “offended”.

    @nickjanssens@nickjanssens Жыл бұрын
  • The shopkeeper is very good at decrypting the actual message.

    @angryzombie8088@angryzombie80886 жыл бұрын
  • So the grocery list was: Chocolate Mousse; tomato puree; bicarbonate of soda; apricot juice ("jewish") Cinnamon (Chinaman) tin of tongue; Veal and Ham pie; coffee (c of ee "church of england") marmalade for toast; chocolate "kack"cake!! Hilarious!

    @OnlineMD@OnlineMD6 жыл бұрын
    • It was indeed. Glad you liked it! :-) By the way, with most of the clips on my channel, you can click on a link in the description and get the full script (this is primarily meant for learners and teachers, you see).

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi6 жыл бұрын
    • UP!!!!!!

      @islamicschoolofmemestudies@islamicschoolofmemestudies6 жыл бұрын
    • Surprised he'd buy veal and ham pie!

      @geoffpoole483@geoffpoole4836 жыл бұрын
    • Anglicized Arab! 😁

      @OnlineMD@OnlineMD6 жыл бұрын
    • Raja Bhat Hardly ever seen since..

      @OmmerSyssel@OmmerSyssel6 жыл бұрын
  • I love the British humour. The best part was, Juiyish for Juice, gets corrected as 'She looks a little bit Jewish, but she is not Jewish 🤣🤣🤣

    @alphabeta3233@alphabeta3233 Жыл бұрын
    • "I am going to take Brass ear, My wife has got enormous tights" 💀

      @AntiFurrybruh@AntiFurrybruh3 ай бұрын
  • this is totally hilarious. his pronunciations are incredible - i finally started to understand him. he was very good - not a parody on a person, just trouble with accents and reading English words, which sometimes make no sense whatsoever! 😋🌷🌱 i think Arabic pronounces each letter the same, just like Hebrew.

    @feralbluee@feralbluee Жыл бұрын
    • His accent sounds nothing like Arabic. More like Indian or Pakistani.

      @thesuperiorman8342@thesuperiorman834211 ай бұрын
    • ​@@thesuperiorman8342 ههههههههههه 😂😂😂 هندوكي 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣👈🇮🇳

      @user-sh2qr6jm5e@user-sh2qr6jm5e11 ай бұрын
  • Can't get enough of this. Superb acting, plot and humour. Me, being a non native speaker, would have been in the Arab's clothes for quite a few of those items I believe.

    @Vedantt29@Vedantt295 жыл бұрын
  • Loved it. Got better as it went on. I'm northern and I love it when sketches take the piss out of the regions and accents. Far too many people lack humour these days based on the thumbs down for this sketch. Miserable sods.

    @stevegoody3744@stevegoody37445 жыл бұрын
    • Life isn't the same anymore as wokeism has permeated too much into our lives

      @positive4263@positive4263 Жыл бұрын
    • 🤣🤣

      @CR-yn5sy@CR-yn5sy Жыл бұрын
    • ❤️

      @brucemah609@brucemah609 Жыл бұрын
  • I love their humor... it was better in the good ol' days.

    @SPDATA1@SPDATA1 Жыл бұрын
  • I understood every word. As my Uncle Aristotle used to say, “ when money talks everyone listens” - everyone except for old Uncle Ari, that is...he was an insubordinate...Requiescat In Pace.

    @dorianphilotheates3769@dorianphilotheates3769 Жыл бұрын
    • That right Dorian

      @johndillon557@johndillon557 Жыл бұрын
  • Ah ,the dying breed of English shopkeepers.

    @jagga309@jagga3096 жыл бұрын
    • asif hussain i

      @benoitpellet1657@benoitpellet16576 жыл бұрын
    • ...and excellent comedy script writers

      @ElvarMasson@ElvarMasson5 жыл бұрын
    • 😂😂😂

      @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIPKIIIIIIIIIIIIII@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIPKIIIIIIIIIIIIII5 жыл бұрын
    • Lol all bossmans are Asian now

      @SUPAWAVE4LIFE@SUPAWAVE4LIFE5 жыл бұрын
    • RAFIQ RESTEM not in expensive areas they are not

      @kaylynspencer9297@kaylynspencer92975 жыл бұрын
  • We watched this video in our English class and we could split our sides with laughing. It´s also motivation for us to improve our own pronunciation. Jacob said that he had never seen a funnier video that this.

    @gasto41@gasto416 жыл бұрын
    • who the F*ck is "Jacob"?

      @joedent3323@joedent3323 Жыл бұрын
    • Who's Jacob ?!😳😂

      @rjhomsobaid2117@rjhomsobaid2117 Жыл бұрын
    • @@rjhomsobaid2117 Jacob was one of the pupils in the class. He liked the video very much (like all kids in the class).

      @gasto41@gasto41 Жыл бұрын
    • The skit about the 'four candles' is definitely worth a watch.

      @sigeberhtmercia767@sigeberhtmercia767 Жыл бұрын
    • Did Nikolai go to the toilet during the video?

      @satsumamoon@satsumamoon Жыл бұрын
  • Two of the very best. National treasures.

    @simongibbs2986@simongibbs2986 Жыл бұрын
  • I'm an Arab & I find this funny 😂😂

    @alkerdham@alkerdham Жыл бұрын
  • It is making fun of English language idiosycrocies, not the people. Word play has always been a part of the Two Ronnies' repertoire.

    @johnwalsh3635@johnwalsh36356 жыл бұрын
    • Would anyone like four candles???

      @bridiemcloughlin8326@bridiemcloughlin83265 жыл бұрын
    • True that. That's why non-native speakers usually pronounce English words just like they are spelt. Since that's how it works in their mother tongue. For example, in India premise is pronounced as premise (rhyming with demise) not prem iss.

      @TheSandyKale@TheSandyKale3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s not making fun of people? So why did he say “oh dear” as soon as the Arab guy walk into the store? Why did the shopkeeper call him “Ali baba” when that’s not even his name?

      @east_londonlad8988@east_londonlad89883 жыл бұрын
    • Yes 👍

      @beverlygannon4141@beverlygannon41413 жыл бұрын
    • @@east_londonlad8988 oh let's give it a rest. We got enough going on in world..why did u watch it then ?

      @beverlygannon4141@beverlygannon41413 жыл бұрын
  • This my friends is when our country had a sense of humour!

    @Nickthegreek123@Nickthegreek1236 жыл бұрын
    • Reema Ameer I think you need to get off the ale old lad.

      @Nickthegreek123@Nickthegreek1236 жыл бұрын
    • Reema Ameer well I think you’ve completely overreacted and completely misinterpreted my original comment plus the big question is would you call me all that to my face instead of behind your computer or phone??? Nah I don’t think you would cos I’d knock your fucking head off.

      @Nickthegreek123@Nickthegreek1236 жыл бұрын
    • Nicholas Haslam yep

      @VillageTV@VillageTV6 жыл бұрын
    • Reema Ameer What the hell is wrong with you? You blew everything out of proportion and you didn't even apologize for your idiocy? You are infinite shades of narrow mindedness and stupidity. Now go on call me.names.

      @SaeykaH@SaeykaH6 жыл бұрын
    • Yaa , Good Old Days

      @RR-oo2wf@RR-oo2wf6 жыл бұрын
  • "She needs large brass ears because her tights are enormous". What geniuses these guys were.

    @simongross3122@simongross312224 күн бұрын
  • Legends, so well written. The delivery was so good. You can watch this sketch over and over again...just amazing 👍👍🇬🇧

    @jonathanwilkins6071@jonathanwilkins6071 Жыл бұрын
  • Hilarious! Reminds me of the series "Mind Your Language"

    @ChadQuick270W@ChadQuick270W7 жыл бұрын
    • I love that Show

      @MohammadAli-sg8bj@MohammadAli-sg8bj6 жыл бұрын
    • Haha

      @deepweb1684@deepweb16846 жыл бұрын
    • Por favor

      @AndRewUK24@AndRewUK246 жыл бұрын
    • Chad Quick A thousand apologies

      @neptunestardust@neptunestardust6 жыл бұрын
    • Actually Mind Your Language brought me here

      @EriAirlangga@EriAirlangga6 жыл бұрын
  • "Sod her!" (Soda) "Yeah, that what I say."

    @anslemslove5215@anslemslove52156 жыл бұрын
    • Arab: Bicker Bonnet of Sod her. Wife: Bicarbonated Soda. Husband: They have their uses.

      @TheSandyKale@TheSandyKale3 жыл бұрын
    • I thought he said sour dough

      @daraa151@daraa1512 жыл бұрын
  • We are blessed here in 🇬🇧 to have had these two ❤

    @lss74@lss74 Жыл бұрын
  • Can see why "Mind Your Language" sometimes leads one down a rabbit hole of British comedy from back in the day, no wonder I choked from laughing too hard 🤣

    @Samizouza@Samizouza Жыл бұрын
  • im arab and i don't find the sketch offensive at all its actually funny lol

    @quantumgravity92@quantumgravity927 жыл бұрын
    • Ahmed Alshammeri good, Im sure its not their intention to cause offence. ✌️

      @ninjaginger6418@ninjaginger64186 жыл бұрын
    • Good on you mate. It could have been any ethnicity, even an English person, for a pronunciation sketch. And to say you're not offended at all in this PC day and age means a lot. Live long.

      @ReplayButtonMolester@ReplayButtonMolester6 жыл бұрын
    • four candles is all i can say

      @sorehammer@sorehammer6 жыл бұрын
    • Thank goodness for those who can accept it’s just for fun which is not intended to be at anyone’s expense!😄👍

      @andrewrolls2080@andrewrolls20806 жыл бұрын
    • Ahmed Alshammeri it's funny and I enjoyed it. The harm is not the jokes themselves but what might fallow. They could be a pretext for something to fallow. This was done many years ago and you know what followed like gulf wars, "the war on terror" if Muslims/Arabs are talked about like this also killing them and invading them is also acceptable like what happened since 1991. Now it's not acceptable because Americans and Europeans had killed many Muslims and Arabs so they don't want to kill any more or at least they are thinking not to kill any more so now they have to watch out what they say and the way they talk about them. What I'm saying is words lead to actions. They tell what will fallow. You should find this type of jokes offensive because of the actions they will invite or when you get killed from left to right you'll wonder where all that was coming from. That's why Jews don't tolerate any type of demonization even if it might look innocent they're more smarter than you and can predict the future by being aware.

      @sareeyemanusqaame8723@sareeyemanusqaame87236 жыл бұрын
  • The reason this is hilarious: because this happens in real life! I'm from the north of England and people in the south struggle to understand me sometimes, so for people with English as a second language this must happen all the time Haha. And it isn't racist. It's cultures laughing at each other in a respectful way. I bet white people are mocked in other cultures for comedy value. Laugh at our differences, life is shit, and we only have humour to keep us going.

    @nickynackynoo4390@nickynackynoo43905 жыл бұрын
    • Exactly! 👍😅 Pre-illness, I lived/worked all over the uk, so had to learn regional accents pretty quickly!! Lol I found it fascinating.....regional or foreign accents are what makes the world a more interesting place.

      @Mortthemoose@Mortthemoose Жыл бұрын
    • @@Mortthemoose someone else who's ill like me. Hang in there.

      @superAweber@superAweber5 ай бұрын
  • As foreign i testify that the classic British comedy is one of the best class entertainment thats can never be alternate with today modern comedy 🎭

    @ahzidmahmood6904@ahzidmahmood69042 жыл бұрын
    • I totally agree with you Ahzid. 😊

      @tipsforteachers7005@tipsforteachers70052 жыл бұрын
  • Reminds me of when I first came to London to work and I tried to describe a flower to a colleague. I kept saying … ‘no, but it is facksia, don’t you know the colour facksia? and I could not understand why everyone was laughing and asking me to repeat my statement over again. In the end I learnt the correct pronunciation for fuchsia. It was very funny 😄 😅😂😂😂

    @sashahera5679@sashahera5679 Жыл бұрын
    • 😄😄😄😄

      @maureenbellamy1022@maureenbellamy1022 Жыл бұрын
  • Two of the finest comedy legends 😂

    @alihusayn4689@alihusayn46895 жыл бұрын
  • This is what I call classic,brilliant

    @z.t1459@z.t14596 жыл бұрын
  • I find it very wholesome how the store owner and his wife actually try to understand and help the customer.

    @jerdnastark1399@jerdnastark13994 ай бұрын
  • Utterly brilliant Just wished they make them nowdays !

    @leakoe3797@leakoe3797 Жыл бұрын
  • Lol the kind of comedy you can't get away with now adays. AWESOME!!!!!!!!

    @paulcrawford5437@paulcrawford54377 жыл бұрын
    • Glad you liked it... As I have said on a number of occasions, it would be a pity to do away with all the wonderful fairy tales of the past just because they (naturally) reflect the values, biases and stereotypes of another era. I think it is exactly the same with comedy. :-)

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi7 жыл бұрын
    • @Paul Crawford, actually you can if you're Catherine Tate. :) kzhead.info/sun/i71vZr6CZ4Z8iIE/bejne.html

      @MeeMenuchoth@MeeMenuchoth6 жыл бұрын
    • Nick Michelioudakis is the series still running?

      @islamicschoolofmemestudies@islamicschoolofmemestudies6 жыл бұрын
    • Society today is full of ASSHOLES, everything you say is politically incorrect or wrong, but you can bet your life these ASSHOLES also have double standards. Bring back these great old shows!

      @johnozlocks7317@johnozlocks73176 жыл бұрын
    • You can still get away with this kind of comedy. You just have to lose the "arab" outfit and facepaint.

      @svenniepennie4237@svenniepennie42376 жыл бұрын
  • I remember this clip vividly from the 70s! Very funny Tamtoo Puree & c of e! Have not seen this till today about 40 years later!😂

    @Blackedoutewoks@Blackedoutewoks6 жыл бұрын
    • THE BLACKED OUT EWOKS it’s been modified slightly I’m sure he said “ the cheek of Arabie” and “ here you are it’s even got your friend on the tin “, pc has ruined humour

      @bo55jon@bo55jon4 жыл бұрын
  • Don't worry the money can do the translation for you and I love how at the end he repeats his order and seems proud to finally buy what he needs by himself

    @asnkrikitikus@asnkrikitikus2 ай бұрын
  • Haven't laughed this hard in years! 😂 To be honest, the accent is more Indian than Arabic. We from the Indian subcontinent are the undisputed CHAMPIONS of making English sound like Gibberish!

    @gautamv952@gautamv9528 ай бұрын
  • I am Arab and i was laugh a lot, its so funny 😂

    @johnadm3479@johnadm34795 жыл бұрын
  • I am An Arab and I had no clue what the arab dude was saying, but it was funny!

    @imack1051@imack10516 жыл бұрын
    • Glad you liked it amro... :-)

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi6 жыл бұрын
    • Amro Al Omar He was saying that he wanted a tin of frogspawn for his goldfish and dolly 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐟🐟🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠🐠

      @TheKonga88@TheKonga886 жыл бұрын
    • Norman Bates. Being cocky Norman! :)

      @observing802@observing8025 жыл бұрын
    • Frozen Man Just being a frog on Mars 👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾

      @TheKonga88@TheKonga885 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheresaPowers and you are a racist pig

      @ordinarygirl1087@ordinarygirl10875 жыл бұрын
  • I am a Spanish teacher who taught Cuban doctors English for a few months hearing their English pronunciation was as funny as this

    @profesorapierre6964@profesorapierre6964 Жыл бұрын
  • Never get tired of watching these two, especially this..!!!

    @MitchelKeithDouglas@MitchelKeithDouglasАй бұрын
  • To the head from that school who had a bit of bother over this - i hope you realise, the vast vast majority find it hilarious and really dont care, that includes those from the mid east. there are always a few who dont get it. thats not your problem and it shouldnt be front page news !! as a head, you should make a stand. you'd gain alot of respect , especially from the community who this clip jokes about. even they feel bad that people think they feel bad about it when they certainly dont... its so annoying having to spell it out.

    @JN003@JN0035 жыл бұрын
    • My family consider this one of their best sketches, pure genius. We grew up tolerant and yet today's snowflakes are brainless, aggressive and attention seeking failures who lack the intellectual capacity to tell the difference from harmless hysterical satire like this and real rudeness and repression.

      @GudieveNing@GudieveNing5 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely pathetic those that complained about this sketch sick to bloody death of these offend at everything brigade time people stood up to them and told them to sod off and get a bloody life

      @3gor73@3gor735 жыл бұрын
    • Hear, hear!! :-) Couldn't agree with you more...

      @tipsforteachers7005@tipsforteachers70052 жыл бұрын
  • These two comedy icons were just beyond words. I know many people who don't even know their name and just know them by the two Ronnies.

    @nitinkataria6030@nitinkataria60305 жыл бұрын
  • Kudos to the shop owner who witnessed the destruction of the english language yet he stood like a gentlman in fron of those 300 pounds ,haha

    @islambary2menkom@islambary2menkom Жыл бұрын
  • 😂😂. Nothing beats British humour 🙌

    @marikaperlman9404@marikaperlman9404 Жыл бұрын
    • Certainly not Australian.

      @perpetualgrin5804@perpetualgrin5804 Жыл бұрын
  • I’ve seen this thousand times and still laughing so hard LOL witty lines and great actors

    @marthaadeline1247@marthaadeline1247 Жыл бұрын
    • Hello Martha How are you doing today?

      @harrygeorge3220@harrygeorge3220 Жыл бұрын
  • That’s f***ing CLASS! Piss myself laughin, even though I’ve seen it many times! These guys were the best!

    @BrianOMahonyPhotography@BrianOMahonyPhotography5 жыл бұрын
  • I just can't get bored of the Two Ronnies.

    @rockerviktor@rockerviktor6 жыл бұрын
  • 0% toxic 0% racism 0%sexism 0% violence Just two guys making pure comedy gold

    @dewanMuhammad@dewanMuhammad5 ай бұрын
    • Class

      @notgadot@notgadot5 ай бұрын
  • I come from an Arabic background and i find this hilarious.People need to chill out a bit and stop taking everything personally.

    @consciousnesslane7872@consciousnesslane787210 ай бұрын
  • Gosh! What's with all these negative comments and taking things personally?! That's the wrong mindset with which to watch a comedy sketch. Get a sense of humour people!

    @lovemakestheworldgoround6726@lovemakestheworldgoround67266 жыл бұрын
    • Couldn't agree more... :-)

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi6 жыл бұрын
  • Reminds me of arriving in an English country first time. Wanted a new double bed, ledikant, Dutch word for it. The man turned bright red as we always tried Dutch first and tried to get the English word for it. Still remember it vividly!

    @Saucyakld@Saucyakld5 жыл бұрын
  • 1:48 I love it when Ronnie C gets more and more Scottish when he's saying 'Soddar'. Bic-ar- bonnet of Soddar! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 Pure classic! 😊

    @gaggymott9159@gaggymott9159 Жыл бұрын
  • It's when he says "cack" kills me every time 🤣

    @leofroop@leofroop8 ай бұрын
  • When revising the list of items he actually says Mousse instead of mouse 😂

    @soumyasarkar4459@soumyasarkar44596 жыл бұрын
    • Soumya Sarkar Fucking hell, I'm so glad you pointed that out... I had no idea..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😉😂😉😉😉😂😉

      @TheKonga88@TheKonga886 жыл бұрын
    • I wanted to say that!

      @michaelhanrahan421@michaelhanrahan4216 жыл бұрын
    • He breaks character there, I noticed!

      @oglukzkashan@oglukzkashan5 жыл бұрын
    • omg i hear it now!!!! 😂😂😂

      @kingbeastu@kingbeastu3 ай бұрын
  • Where's Mr. Jeremy Brown when you need him. Thumps if you get my reference :)

    @dallas5609@dallas56096 жыл бұрын
    • Por Favore

      @haripravin4356@haripravin43564 жыл бұрын
    • Some original characters are gone but they left the memories everybody will treasure.

      @espinosaglennmark3422@espinosaglennmark34223 жыл бұрын
    • Ah, yes, il professori! Is hockay! No wrong number, we understand-o! 😂😂😂

      @danielvanr.8681@danielvanr.86813 жыл бұрын
    • .

      @cupid9381@cupid93813 жыл бұрын
    • Musick

      @cupid9381@cupid93813 жыл бұрын
  • Imagine doing this sketch today but with an indian English accent. It would never last on KZhead for more than a week.

    @sterlinggrey1899@sterlinggrey18998 ай бұрын
  • This is indeed comedy at its best. No cuss words, no insults. Just pure comedy.

    @nishantvshah@nishantvshah5 ай бұрын
  • Genius, but please note, it’s mocking the white guy - notice how he becomes very interested at the sight of money.

    @TheSaryne@TheSaryne5 жыл бұрын
    • Business is business

      @ronyboyacebo9356@ronyboyacebo93565 жыл бұрын
    • he even charges him 300pounds at the end, his wife looks surprised, and to make it natural he offers change of 4 pence.

      @pollyesther1243@pollyesther12435 жыл бұрын
    • Runamok it’s just comedy

      @ZAl-qh6ec@ZAl-qh6ec4 жыл бұрын
    • @@pollyesther1243 Please. If you see an Arab dressed like this in your country, he is rich. The Arab robes is like wearing an expensive suit in their countries. Working-class Arabs will only wear a normal shirt and pants. I lived in Jeddah in Saudi Arabia for 4 years and the rich guys are very very generous and will not hesitate to tip you $100 just for a candy bar. One time I was driving a car and a guy waved me down for help. He says he needed help to get to a location quickly. He just put a $100 bill in my shirt pocket and just got in my car. I was like, "$100? And you want to go to this location? Sir yes Sir!"

      @ShadowMoon878@ShadowMoon8783 жыл бұрын
  • This sketch would not be allowed nowadays.

    @johncameron4321@johncameron43217 жыл бұрын
    • This is true of course, but then would anybody write faitytales about poor girls marrying princes? :-) I think we need to be tolerant; we can enjoy the humour and the performance and ignore the stereotypes and the shopkeeper's patronising attitude towards his wife and the customer.

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi7 жыл бұрын
    • I wonder who'd be more offended. The left, because of its stereotypical depiction of middle-easterner. Or the right, because of its unflattering portrayal of a white, working-class, British male. Either way, this was a fantastic sketch about language and wordplay.

      @Xocists@Xocists7 жыл бұрын
    • Of course it would be allowed. Comedians joke about accents all the time nowadays.

      @Mikolaj_u@Mikolaj_u7 жыл бұрын
    • It's not only that though; Ronnie Barker is very patronising here - both towards his wife and towards the customer. Still, it is a very funny, carefully crafted and beautifully performed sketch. It is also very clearly a product of its time. I believe it is because this period is still so close to ours that we are so sensitive to these things. I don't think anybody would object to people reading Aristotle because he endorsed slavery...

      @MrNickmi@MrNickmi7 жыл бұрын
    • Nick Michelioudakis I am sure your right, but in my book it was a comedian poking fun at cultural differences. The fact that it would not be allowed today in my opinion is a sad indication of just how much society has deteriorated due to political correctness. Being a sweaty sock, ginger living in England had to learn very quickly the difference between witty banter and pointed insult, pity other ethnicities seem unable to learn the same thing.

      @johncameron4321@johncameron43217 жыл бұрын
  • Love the Two Ronnies. The days when u could make a joke without people taking offence. Great Comedy 😀👍

    @martinhoy1@martinhoy14 ай бұрын
  • Never seen this before. Top drawer, old school british comedy.

    @r4mbo4974jr@r4mbo4974jr11 ай бұрын
  • Hahaha! This is sort of scenario reminds me of myself in some ways. I'm Aussie so our English is pretty well butchered anyway. But I'll always welcome people of all countries/ethnicities if they need help out in public and or are struggling to learn English. I like to learn the sounds so I can understand different accents as it intrigues me how it has evolved over time, a bonus is you get to meet someone new and hear their story even if you stand there for ages you get a glimpse as to what life is like where they're from. Having two kids myself that had to go through speech therapy, which 90% of it was at home, I had learn to understand what they're saying and then correct them by slowly pronouncing the word and getting them to repeat it. It takes quiet a few years and the patience of a saint, more so for the kids. Bc It's usually them that gets frustrated not me as I'm always saying pardon? Pardon? To try and work out some of the words and it makes me feel bad bc they get angry and frustrated not at you but themselves bc they wish they could speak properly the poor little buggers.

    @tothetruthandbeyond4510@tothetruthandbeyond45105 жыл бұрын
    • The Australian accent is quite unique and not many are familar with it if you grew up outside of Australia. The two variants of English that are usually the norm are either American or British. I remember coming to Australia as a Master's student and stuggling to understand what 'Oy D' was (apparently ID) and that I didn't come here 'to die' (today) 😆.

      @TheSandyKale@TheSandyKale3 жыл бұрын
    • You all might have benefitted greatly from a 'phonics phone' (my hubby made ours from PVC pipe, they can now be bought online etc) and also sign language. We've walked a few steps in your shoes, hope all is going well now xx

      @andreamaclachlan980@andreamaclachlan980 Жыл бұрын
  • Assuming this was about 1975 that £300 would be about £2,370 now 😂

    @EdgyShooter@EdgyShooter6 жыл бұрын
    • All of them things would cost 15 pounds on today's time

      @Rizi87@Rizi872 жыл бұрын
    • @@Rizi87 The original of this was 1985, and this is a remake.

      @WedgePee@WedgePee2 жыл бұрын
  • It is like my favorite little English learner who asked me to give her "The peeper with the eggses" right before Easter break. I thought and thought, had we done a word search with little chicks on it? No. Then she said, "I know my pluses, and my sister said you'd give me the peeper if I asked." Light dawned. I went and got the multiplication practice paper for her. 😄

    @jjjackson5183@jjjackson5183 Жыл бұрын
  • This is the funniest video on YT! I love how the seller tries to correct the customer and he brings up the big stuck of money!

    @n.h.k.7039@n.h.k.7039 Жыл бұрын
  • Great wit blended with quality delivery. British comedy remain par excellent always, at least to my senses. I am an Indian guy staying in Singapore - Thumbs-up

    @sundararajualagirisamy2997@sundararajualagirisamy29973 жыл бұрын
  • I couldn’t stop laughing. I was literally pissing myself laughing aloud. This is hilarious. These guys were geniuses to come up with this stuff. Comedy nowadays is unintelligent untalented unfunny rubbish. This is comedy gold.

    @steffyweffy777@steffyweffy7775 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely.

      @1funkyflyguy@1funkyflyguy2 жыл бұрын
    • 💀

      @tk0192@tk01922 жыл бұрын
  • As a multiple culture country shop assistant like this comedy soo much.

    @lucyzhu2968@lucyzhu296811 ай бұрын
  • This is so clever the way it takes the michael out of the English language it is timeless, I love the two ronnies at Christmas on yesterday or similar channel, its what makes Christmas for me

    @katdes7305@katdes73052 жыл бұрын
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