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You Don't Mess With the Zohan: Super Agent Zohan: Zohan (Adam Sandler) takes down bad guys and confronts his arch-enemy, The Phantom (John Turturro) with ease.
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FILM DESCRIPTION:
Tired of all the fighting in his country, legendary Israeli commando Zohan (Adam Sandler) fakes his own death and goes to New York, where he can fulfill his fondest dream: to become a hairstylist. Zohan's sexy way with a cut and curl makes him a hit with Manhattan's women, but when enemy Arabs spot him, Zohan has to call on his military skills if he is ever to wield scissors again.
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TM & © Sony (2008)
Cast: Adam Sandler, John Turturro
Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriters: Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
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  • This is still the best documentary on the Israeli-Palestine conflict

    @paulrivas3954@paulrivas39547 ай бұрын

    • Glad I'm not the only one thinking this. Damn.

      @gagemead27@gagemead276 ай бұрын

    • What a stupid comment.

      @thegingerrunner9448@thegingerrunner94486 ай бұрын

    • Bro you’re so right. We need to get around this

      @Juice558@Juice5586 ай бұрын

    • Israel Iran actually

      @anhad7001@anhad70016 ай бұрын

    • Only if you are brain dead

      @JusticeFortheSilenced@JusticeFortheSilenced6 ай бұрын

  • When you're playing the first mission but you already beat the game 8 times

    @nikitahxpe@nikitahxpe6 жыл бұрын

    • profoundly underrated comment

      @ThePatank@ThePatank5 жыл бұрын

    • priceless

      @CloudandZack1st@CloudandZack1st5 жыл бұрын

    • Pretty much any playthrough of dishonored for me haha

      @Monkeywe@Monkeywe5 жыл бұрын

    • New Game Plus

      @Handsomistic1@Handsomistic15 жыл бұрын

    • so lets go

      @SL1NGSHOT222999@SL1NGSHOT2229995 жыл бұрын

  • This is Adam Sandler's best movie to me. He doesn't try to be witty, clever or smart. He embraces the utter stupidity of cinema and it shines

    @charlesxavier5218@charlesxavier52183 жыл бұрын

    • @@anzaca1 but it was fun :)).

      @idahooo3253@idahooo32533 жыл бұрын

    • @@anzaca1 it really isn’t that deep lmao

      @mc-lu6lc@mc-lu6lc3 жыл бұрын

    • @Luke Wilson because he is funny, people have different opinions. :)

      @ijustlovethisname@ijustlovethisname3 жыл бұрын

    • @@anzaca1 which underage girl?

      @EM-mw6et@EM-mw6et3 жыл бұрын

    • That... is basically what he always does. This is why for some he is so infuriating. He does toilet humor purposely despite being a very good actor that could do way better comedy.

      @user-hs5vb6kc9o@user-hs5vb6kc9o3 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they never give an explanation to any of the inhuman actions in this movie

    @justmyopinion7201@justmyopinion72013 жыл бұрын

    • every bollywood action movie ever

      @smoothie4014@smoothie40143 жыл бұрын

    • @@smoothie4014 not "every" but yeah

      @WallstreetSaiyan@WallstreetSaiyan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY.

      @joshuaschritz8151@joshuaschritz81513 жыл бұрын

    • @@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY

      @hayderahmed7584@hayderahmed75843 жыл бұрын

    • @@WallstreetSaiyan EVERY

      @edgy3031@edgy30313 жыл бұрын

  • the way how phantom was running upside down gets me everytime.

    @cubspopply5445@cubspopply54456 жыл бұрын

    • Cubs Popply why tf was he on the ceiling

      @kingkea3451@kingkea34515 жыл бұрын

    • Best scene in the whole damn movie

      @BionicleGio22210@BionicleGio222104 жыл бұрын

    • Angus Brown Because he’s the Phantom

      @lostkaiju6993@lostkaiju69934 жыл бұрын

    • Foc

      @arnoreyntjens5090@arnoreyntjens50904 жыл бұрын

    • Ya MANYAK

      @SahilP2648@SahilP26484 жыл бұрын

  • Top 10 people who can defeat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet 1. Zohan

    @themask5983@themask59834 жыл бұрын

    • @adam moust 2.Zohan 3.Zohan 4.Zohan 5.Zohan 6.Zohan 7.Zohan 8.Zohan 9.Zohan 10.Zohan

      @zombiehead5847@zombiehead58474 жыл бұрын

    • Phantom too

      @adityachatterjee9928@adityachatterjee99284 жыл бұрын

    • Chuck Norris: Am I a joke to you?!

      @SIMPDUDE@SIMPDUDE3 жыл бұрын

    • @@zombiehead5847 so at least 9 other people named Zohan and Zohan himself. Gotcha

      @Tahoi5678@Tahoi56783 жыл бұрын

    • Thanos: I am inevitable. Zohan: So let's go!

      @edgarrangel9838@edgarrangel98383 жыл бұрын

  • The best part is the guy falling while arguing with Zohan

    @810wasaninsidejob9@810wasaninsidejob93 жыл бұрын

    • Funny as hell😃😃🤣🤣🤣

      @mamuanimaryjane596@mamuanimaryjane5962 жыл бұрын

    • 1:15 lmaooo

      @joseguevara3269@joseguevara32692 жыл бұрын

    • and continuing to argue immediately after!

      @radio7353@radio7353 Жыл бұрын

    • "hey! don't walk away!"

      @yosefyonin6824@yosefyonin6824 Жыл бұрын

    • He's built different

      @ravenlinosoriano2867@ravenlinosoriano2867 Жыл бұрын

  • The way Phantom sticking on the ceiling always gets me 😂

    @jibbersdelight1616@jibbersdelight16163 жыл бұрын

    • YA MANYAK

      @thomasmorato5098@thomasmorato509810 ай бұрын

    • And the running and crashing energy 😂😂😂

      @viczilla24dreamer51@viczilla24dreamer518 ай бұрын

    • And I will never disappear, no one can catch PHANTOM 😂😂😂

      @Rmagid@Rmagid8 ай бұрын

    • How about him trying to put the entire Palestinian-Jewish conflict in a couple of sentences 😅

      @Dryndal@Dryndal8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Dryndalor pretend his ancestors were there. Adam is an Ashkenazi.

      @JusticeFortheSilenced@JusticeFortheSilenced6 ай бұрын

  • Producer: so how powerful do you want to be? Adam: YES

    @grimwersall6371@grimwersall63714 жыл бұрын

    • I don't get it?

      @nos5822@nos58224 жыл бұрын

    • dead meme

      @ALEN1ful@ALEN1ful4 жыл бұрын

    • Adam Sandler was one of the two producers on this film.

      @Adam-wx9jp@Adam-wx9jp3 жыл бұрын

    • Hilarious

      @ppvk2610@ppvk26103 жыл бұрын

    • Sandler: How about "Ashkenazi chosen one, god complex"? Producer (aka Adam Sandler): Done.

      @GrandmasterofWin@GrandmasterofWin3 жыл бұрын

  • This basically every bollywood action movie.

    @suroj@suroj4 жыл бұрын

    • Not every...... But okay

      @anjaneyasreetrout2444@anjaneyasreetrout24443 жыл бұрын

    • @@anjaneyasreetrout2444 yes every Bollywood movie

      @formil___9345@formil___93453 жыл бұрын

    • @@formil___9345 I guess you have only watched the bad ones...... Or the South Indian ones......

      @anjaneyasreetrout2444@anjaneyasreetrout24443 жыл бұрын

    • I’d love to sit here and discuss it with you, but I’m short on time

      @thezohan575@thezohan5753 жыл бұрын

    • But done better

      @Sevan_UP@Sevan_UP3 жыл бұрын

  • I love the fact that both Zohan and the terrorist leader have legit super powers, like they just stepped out of a cartoon or comic.😄

    @doublep1980@doublep19807 ай бұрын

    • this comment didnt age well

      @jj-bv3ui@jj-bv3ui4 күн бұрын

  • Assassins Creed: Zohan

    @soribro@soribro3 жыл бұрын

    • BlazeProYT more like far cry: zohan tbh

      @cygnam573@cygnam5733 жыл бұрын

    • Cygnam i guess so

      @soribro@soribro3 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @themilkyourdadgotfromthegr3591@themilkyourdadgotfromthegr35913 жыл бұрын

    • Most of the parkour (the real stuff) he did isn´t actually that hard. You can learn that stuff in a couple of months, talking from experience.

      @jirkazalabak1514@jirkazalabak15143 жыл бұрын

    • @@jirkazalabak1514 You need to be fit first.

      @hacked2813@hacked28133 жыл бұрын

  • "so let's go" was my favorite catch phrase back in high school

    @imnotitachi1650@imnotitachi16505 жыл бұрын

    • I still say that catchphrase til this day 😂 .... SO LETS GO

      @maxisolari6253@maxisolari62533 жыл бұрын

    • Maxi Nunez so let’s go

      @thezohan575@thezohan5753 жыл бұрын

    • And it still is

      @rhee2549@rhee25493 жыл бұрын

    • I say it all the time but very few catch it 😂

      @josep8829@josep88293 жыл бұрын

    • So let's go.

      @NYWallCrawler@NYWallCrawler3 жыл бұрын

  • A lot of people think this movie is cheesy, but I think this is a pretty cool action scene.

    @Inasakie@Inasakie7 жыл бұрын

    • This is cheesy...

      @dutchpool7035@dutchpool70357 жыл бұрын

    • Inasakie it's hilarious

      @taigaflurry3894@taigaflurry38947 жыл бұрын

    • It's cheesy and hilarious

      @maltostado@maltostado6 жыл бұрын

    • "This is cheesy" That was what they were going for. If you think its cheesy it just means they did their job right.

      @joecool9739@joecool97395 жыл бұрын

    • It's supposed to be cheesy.

      @SoldierOfFate@SoldierOfFate5 жыл бұрын

  • When you complete all the side missions before the first main mission

    @GitSumGaming@GitSumGaming Жыл бұрын

    • 💯

      @averagechadlegionary5824@averagechadlegionary582420 күн бұрын

  • We need you Zohan.

    @antaresmajor@antaresmajor7 ай бұрын

    • he is bussy cutting hair

      @patitobonito4722@patitobonito47227 ай бұрын

    • ​@@patitobonito4722yes! Making hair silky and smooth

      @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812@raynovikpchevotszcheck58127 ай бұрын

    • Or we could have them all move to America and open a joint mall together

      @cfcblue8@cfcblue87 ай бұрын

    • @@cfcblue8 or open an electronic shop... Or maybe a salon to make all people's hair silky and smooth

      @raynovikpchevotszcheck5812@raynovikpchevotszcheck58127 ай бұрын

    • ​@@patitobonito4722he's now jumped ship to the paul mitchell salon

      @tobznoobs@tobznoobs7 ай бұрын

  • This film was just completely nuts 😂😂

    @rockboy421@rockboy4217 жыл бұрын

    • Movie...

      @edinizairi8565@edinizairi85655 жыл бұрын

    • Even the well-liked Adam Sandler movies don't do well with critics.

      @chrisossu2070@chrisossu20705 жыл бұрын

    • But funny tbh

      @dmdoublen8573@dmdoublen85735 жыл бұрын

    • @@edinizairi8565 film

      @felixpham4934@felixpham49345 жыл бұрын

    • exuse me its accualy a movie Yes in some contrys the call it a film butt its accualy a movie

      @edinizairi8565@edinizairi85655 жыл бұрын

  • 1:47 Even Zohan has no idea what's going on.

    @Godzillakingofkaiju1@Godzillakingofkaiju14 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂 for real

      @frankreagas1567@frankreagas15673 жыл бұрын

    • I like how he’s completely clueless about what that guy had in mind and the next thing he says is “so let’s go”

      @adigil2819@adigil28193 жыл бұрын

    • xDDDDDD...its gonna be very sad when adam dies ngl

      @alendo3858@alendo38583 жыл бұрын

    • I like how he was just chilling on the ceiling lmfao.

      @aggronomisblodgarm1478@aggronomisblodgarm14783 жыл бұрын

    • @@aggronomisblodgarm1478 he was wearing anti-gravity boots. Also he likes to see the world from a different perspective xD

      @SahilP2648@SahilP26482 жыл бұрын

  • 1:48 he then fell outside the earth's atmosphere

    @respiratoryfailure3780@respiratoryfailure37803 жыл бұрын

    • Hello there

      @adendarican640@adendarican6403 жыл бұрын

    • LOL nice one xD

      @timur5241@timur52413 жыл бұрын

  • Fan fact: this is actual footage of the modern israeli and Palestinian clashes, but the media won't show this to you

    @almogtzabari8032@almogtzabari80323 жыл бұрын

    • This a hundred times this!

      @RakieemF@RakieemF3 жыл бұрын

    • its a documentary

      @danielstarkey3767@danielstarkey37673 жыл бұрын

    • @ except palestina doesn't shot 100 rockets

      @HippasosofMetapontum@HippasosofMetapontum2 жыл бұрын

    • You made my day man. Thank you 😊

      @diwakarkoirala4879@diwakarkoirala48792 жыл бұрын

    • True facts about the Israel Special Forces with Almog Tzabari

      @FailedZerg@FailedZerg2 жыл бұрын

  • I can't wait too see Zohan with the Avengers in Infinity wars!

    @SammaelTheLost@SammaelTheLost7 жыл бұрын

    • RIP Tanos

      @DartLuke@DartLuke6 жыл бұрын

    • i bet zohan can kick every justice league 's ass

      @ducnguyen-yw1ke@ducnguyen-yw1ke6 жыл бұрын

    • The Swag Mango even with plan, batman counld'tn win againt zohan

      @ducnguyen-yw1ke@ducnguyen-yw1ke6 жыл бұрын

    • That would actually be pretty dope.

      @RZeroEd1@RZeroEd16 жыл бұрын

    • Do

      @naopoint4096@naopoint40966 жыл бұрын

  • Would sell my house to see a movie about zohan joining the avengers

    @ollyvr8026@ollyvr80264 жыл бұрын

    • where will you see it though and i better be in it

      @icearrow9036@icearrow90363 жыл бұрын

    • Ah

      @siddharth2796@siddharth27963 жыл бұрын

    • Zohan is too powerful for the avengers

      @giorgimerebashvili8053@giorgimerebashvili80533 жыл бұрын

    • What kind of property taxes and square footage do you have? I have sway in the movie industry. Also, where is it located and what is the condition?

      @partyinmypocket@partyinmypocket3 жыл бұрын

    • That's your mom's house though.

      @dadon6055@dadon60553 жыл бұрын

  • 0:32 - Ain't nobody gonna acknowledge the fact Zohan jump kicks with right leg but the guy got hit with his left?

    @shtechvn@shtechvn3 жыл бұрын

    • "He's the Zohan" enough said.

      @captjacksparrow804@captjacksparrow8043 жыл бұрын

    • He’s just that good

      @brendanpryce8009@brendanpryce80093 жыл бұрын

    • You might wanna take a closer look buddy because he hits the guy with this right one. It's all about perspective.

      @NusBH@NusBH3 жыл бұрын

    • It was his right, look in .25 if you have to.

      @cj_curles0671@cj_curles06713 жыл бұрын

    • Gì thế a ơi, holy moly

      @ohmygawd6297@ohmygawd62973 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that he's doing all of these in Sandals .... Mad Respect !!!!

    @shivamhire9869@shivamhire98693 жыл бұрын

    • Cuz shoes don't matter, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      @timur5241@timur52413 жыл бұрын

    • Not all heroes wear shoes

      @acrsclspdrcls1365@acrsclspdrcls13657 ай бұрын

  • 2:14 this guy has the reflexes of zohan HE CAUGHT THE CARD LIKE NOTHING

    @esfett9878@esfett98786 жыл бұрын

    • That is because Zohan WANTED him to catch it.

      @grey1916@grey19165 жыл бұрын

    • Ionno, all of Zohan's enemies also took his attacks in stride. One gets kicked off a wall, the companion was like, '_Meh_ , can take a hit too-**oof**' The other one also gets kicked to the wall, not even dead after breaking that wall. Do I have to mention THAT GUY arguing while FALLING OFF 3~4 FLOORS?! XD They're all nuts. XD

      @ArcaneMaiden@ArcaneMaiden4 жыл бұрын

    • Most probably zohan landed his card into his hand😂

      @Saurabhrkohardy@Saurabhrkohardy4 жыл бұрын

    • lmao yeah! that was a perfect catch

      @shantcheetah@shantcheetah4 жыл бұрын

  • 1:15 talking to zohan as hes falling loll

    @josephasencio6628@josephasencio66286 жыл бұрын

    • The BoxingJoe my favorite part

      @Nuggettha80sguy@Nuggettha80sguy6 жыл бұрын

    • Play at 2x😂😂😂

      @horaceadunn7515@horaceadunn75155 жыл бұрын

    • @Dhi Mancini because jews believe because they ruled once that zone is from they..... when they kick out everyone who wasnt jew and delete all trace of them until some join those deleted tribes join to recover his land... they call it palestine people

      @razofdead@razofdead4 жыл бұрын

    • I hate the Arron settler and Jason freidberg gravity tho

      @electriczap9615@electriczap96154 жыл бұрын

    • My favorite part!

      @adriansmith5279@adriansmith52794 жыл бұрын

  • You know why you’re here

    @cfcblue8@cfcblue87 ай бұрын

    • The only man that can bring a solution to this madness

      @majorleaguelag@majorleaguelag7 ай бұрын

    • @@majorleaguelag have both sides move to America and open a mall together

      @cfcblue8@cfcblue87 ай бұрын

    • @@cfcblue8And drinking Fizzy Bubblech😂😆🤣

      @zakken1042@zakken10422 ай бұрын

  • dog: attempts to attack Zohan: doesn't wound the dog this is acceptable

    @peteydog1473@peteydog14733 жыл бұрын

    • Zohan vs John Wick

      @kmh4674@kmh46743 жыл бұрын

    • im pretty sure he just kicked the dog and pushed his body weight off of its brain. you can hear it whimper too lol. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      @NotSandhorst@NotSandhorst3 жыл бұрын

    • the dog didn't bleed or die

      @peteydog1473@peteydog14733 жыл бұрын

  • My dad showed me this movie when I was little, and since than it has always been in my top 10 . What an hilarious movie 😂

    @moresquatsmoretwats6298@moresquatsmoretwats62984 жыл бұрын

    • *a

      @moresquatsmoretwats6298@moresquatsmoretwats62984 жыл бұрын

    • “it’s not so cut and dry!” that line just brought back a memory of my dad laughing to this, from a time before I understood any of the references.

      @books4739@books47396 ай бұрын

  • Wallhacks: On Aimbot: On Godmode: On Badass: On Accent: Thicc af Everything cool: Ah yes

    @tomkirchgessner5861@tomkirchgessner58616 жыл бұрын

    • RTX: On *_no wait..._*

      @zerozone5848@zerozone58484 жыл бұрын

    • hahahhhhaaahah

      @Instinktjagd@Instinktjagd4 жыл бұрын

    • "So Let's Go"

      @dominiqueodom3099@dominiqueodom30994 жыл бұрын

    • “So let’s go” indeed

      @moresquatsmoretwats6298@moresquatsmoretwats62984 жыл бұрын

    • Hotel? trivago

      @ember7444@ember74444 жыл бұрын

  • I love how they are discussing the issue while fighting.

    @thegreenguy8837@thegreenguy88373 жыл бұрын

  • As goofy as this movie was, it's still the best movie Adam Sandler ever made

    @Marvcohen@Marvcohen6 жыл бұрын

    • Marvcohen. The water boy is good

      @mustangthekitten7765@mustangthekitten77654 жыл бұрын

    • @@mustangthekitten7765 Hell yeah! Waterboy, Zohan, Click, That's my Boy, Rain on Me & Uncut Gems are my personal collection of my favorite Adam Sandler movies.

      @I-own-2-dogs-now92@I-own-2-dogs-now924 жыл бұрын

    • Dude. Gilmore? The perfect example for the hero's journey?

      @boofstain1508@boofstain15084 жыл бұрын

    • @@boofstain1508 Oh! Yeah! I love Happy Gilmore⛳But Shooter MacGavin stole that show! He's my favorite character on that movie😂😂😂

      @I-own-2-dogs-now92@I-own-2-dogs-now924 жыл бұрын

    • I liked Zohan, but Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore are the best!

      @DeathBringer769@DeathBringer7692 жыл бұрын

  • The best Adam Sandler movie ever. I mean, this is a genuine iconic piece of comedy, and i respect him for that

    @russoksk@russoksk Жыл бұрын

  • This movie was way ahead of it’s time!!

    @Feb.00@Feb.006 ай бұрын

    • Facts, this, Click and Eight Crazy Nights were way ahead of their time 🔥

      @JordanBDC@JordanBDC2 ай бұрын

  • We need to play this movie in theaters again

    @EzekielDeLaCroix@EzekielDeLaCroix7 ай бұрын

    • It’s on Netflix

      @coniah568@coniah5687 ай бұрын

    • @@coniah568is Netflix a theatre?

      @rirukoh@rirukoh7 ай бұрын

  • "We settled here for hundreds of years!!"....*Smash!!!

    @waltzerwhite7335@waltzerwhite73357 жыл бұрын

    • It's funny because Israelis actually oppress the Palestinians.

      @davidfromhp6370@davidfromhp63706 жыл бұрын

    • Israelis defend their land and people from attacks. Wouldn't you??

      @Each21@Each216 жыл бұрын

    • Israelis protect stolen Palestinian land and themselves from attacks. So no, I wouldn't, because I don't steal land and commit human rights abuses, then label everyone else as Anti-Semites for criticising me.

      @davidfromhp6370@davidfromhp63706 жыл бұрын

    • The problem is that it is not their land in the first place.

      @Waudi47@Waudi476 жыл бұрын

    • It's not so cut and dry. lol

      @lazygamer7469@lazygamer74696 жыл бұрын

  • **RPG blows up a storefront and clearly catches 2 bystanders in the explosion** **they are perfectly fine afterwards**

    @SoldierOfFate@SoldierOfFate3 жыл бұрын

    • The part that's even more unbelievable is the gov reparations aspect.

      @sentaukrai@sentaukrai3 жыл бұрын

    • Haven´t yo ever heard of "humanistic warfare"? And you know that it can´t be bad nor evil because Zohan had the solution immidiately in form of a card.

      @666LonesomeSailor@666LonesomeSailor2 жыл бұрын

  • You see what happened when you retired to be a hairstylist?!

    @unholyiiamas@unholyiiamas7 ай бұрын

  • the world needs Zohan more than ever now!!

    @jon7036@jon70366 ай бұрын

  • Is this that new assassins creed that everyone have been talking about?

    @josuepatino4814@josuepatino48146 жыл бұрын

    • Yes but to Zohan only comes as a DLC Character for just $120.00

      @sarsona_3611@sarsona_36116 жыл бұрын

    • NatFillion S "just"😂

      @derassvonandreas144@derassvonandreas1446 жыл бұрын

    • +Sarsona _ seems legit 🤔

      @robertzamora3544@robertzamora35446 жыл бұрын

    • Assassin’s Creed: The Zohan.

      @ChristLouis94@ChristLouis944 жыл бұрын

    • Sarsona _ worth every shekel

      @har-vwf7729@har-vwf77294 жыл бұрын

  • MW2 and This movie was the shit back in the day!

    @theclockworkman1972@theclockworkman19727 жыл бұрын

    • Yaa

      @anantambisht4895@anantambisht48955 жыл бұрын

    • Very true

      @moresquatsmoretwats6298@moresquatsmoretwats62984 жыл бұрын

  • 0:40 This what lag feels like in real life.

    @manssor28@manssor283 жыл бұрын

    • 0:45 it also portrays my reaction time

      @elgordobondiola@elgordobondiola3 жыл бұрын

  • I freaking loved this movie 😂

    @sleepychild581@sleepychild5816 жыл бұрын

    • +Healthy Pie same

      @JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw@JonathanRodriguez-nz9nw6 жыл бұрын

    • . *A N G L E* .

      @kaelmustapha4966@kaelmustapha49665 жыл бұрын

  • 1:15 "We settled here for hundred of years" xD

    @kdynamite5825@kdynamite58255 жыл бұрын

    • @RandomThoughts Actually it's hundred of years

      @MaccabiHaifaVideos@MaccabiHaifaVideos3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MaccabiHaifaVideos actually its 2500

      @phililppe6354@phililppe63543 жыл бұрын

    • @@phililppe6354 Nope , less than 2000

      @MaccabiHaifaVideos@MaccabiHaifaVideos3 жыл бұрын

    • @@MaccabiHaifaVideos still alot

      @phililppe6354@phililppe63543 жыл бұрын

    • @@phililppe6354 Yeah bot not like us

      @MaccabiHaifaVideos@MaccabiHaifaVideos3 жыл бұрын

  • When you finish all the sidequests before starting the first mission.

    @Wignut@Wignut3 жыл бұрын

  • We need the Return of Zohan for the crisis in Israel right now.

    @SushiFanatic@SushiFanatic7 ай бұрын

    • or another Elijah

      @RedVenomProductions@RedVenomProductions6 ай бұрын

  • "All you had to do was not mess with the Zohan, CJ" -Big Smoke

    @tanishupreti5767@tanishupreti57673 жыл бұрын

  • The world needs to watch this movie now.

    @modvs1@modvs17 ай бұрын

  • Where is him when we need him

    @coniah568@coniah5687 ай бұрын

  • I think this is by far Sandler’s best work to date.

    @charlespuruncajas9663@charlespuruncajas96632 жыл бұрын

  • Without a doubt, one of Adam Sandlers best movies.

    @callumdunne6576@callumdunne65765 жыл бұрын

  • Zohan doesn't skip leg day, because every day is leg day.

    @BagoLee@BagoLee6 жыл бұрын

  • Best villain introduction, hanging like a bat

    @lastmanonearth3202@lastmanonearth32023 жыл бұрын

  • The guy getting kicked off the ledge still trying to argue gets me every time lol

    @Broba_Fett@Broba_Fett3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:28 I just love laughing wholeheartedly at this scene

    @kit-3@kit-35 жыл бұрын

  • I'm just saying, it's not so cut and dry.

    @hunnyflash@hunnyflash5 жыл бұрын

    • hunnyflash ❣️

      @louismark1242@louismark12423 жыл бұрын

    • We settled here for hundreds of years!

      @saintniccage2818@saintniccage28183 жыл бұрын

    • @@saintniccage2818 I just love how he pronounced it so fast while falling into a bunch of crates.

      @jetrickgordo4026@jetrickgordo40263 жыл бұрын

    • You make a good point, None of my ancestors ever set foot in this land. You're right. *leaves*

      @michelveilleux1275@michelveilleux12753 жыл бұрын

    • @@michelveilleux1275 "Hey! Don't walk away!"

      @adendarican640@adendarican6403 жыл бұрын

  • Zohan you’re needed in 2021

    @iamlian9464@iamlian94643 жыл бұрын

  • We all know why we came here today brothers

    @roach-ol9gu@roach-ol9gu7 ай бұрын

    • Indeed

      @savageace1152@savageace11523 ай бұрын

  • THE MARIAH CAREY SHIRT 😂😂😂😂😂

    @ricque9459@ricque94594 жыл бұрын

  • When in your fighting in WW3 and you got enough kills the unlock "The Zohan"

    @kratosphantom@kratosphantom4 жыл бұрын

    • *CIRCUMCISION INTENSIFIES*

      @shrk128@shrk1284 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao zohan would be the real life equivalent of a COD nuclear killstreak

      @elgordobondiola@elgordobondiola3 жыл бұрын

  • Zohan needs more recognition. This is the best Adam Sandler movie ever, and it's totally memeable. He should be meeting mr. Bean and Bully Maguire.

    @henrykkeszenowicz4664@henrykkeszenowicz46645 ай бұрын

    • Once israel win the zohan memes will come i can see it

      @gischalav@gischalav3 ай бұрын

  • Today we really missed Zohan, this movie did bring peace to both side

    @jywilliam1119@jywilliam11197 ай бұрын

  • 0:30. DYNAMIC ENTRY!

    @gagewileman9434@gagewileman94346 жыл бұрын

    • imagine if he opens the gates

      @Dilllonm@Dilllonm6 жыл бұрын

    • Gage Wileman Yes !

      @kross777rlsh9@kross777rlsh95 жыл бұрын

    • “Da Zohan” 0:29

      @vipersuphere@vipersuphere4 жыл бұрын

    • That’s it, let the power of youth explode

      @zelebigztv8887@zelebigztv88874 жыл бұрын

  • 2:05 there was no need for that flip he was gonna miss anyway

    @MultiTheLosers@MultiTheLosers6 жыл бұрын

    • Harambe It looks cool, so why not?

      @cadegamble8945@cadegamble89456 жыл бұрын

    • Harambe I know that's why it's so hilarious and awesome hahah

      @kross777rlsh9@kross777rlsh95 жыл бұрын

    • It's Zohan, that missile wouldn't as much as tickle him, he did the flip for the show.

      @MizantropMan@MizantropMan4 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he deflected it with his fit. The CGI and stunt didn't match correctly is what I feel.

      @SahilP2648@SahilP26484 жыл бұрын

    • It was for styling points xD. He styled all over him.

      @christopherdsuza7531@christopherdsuza75314 жыл бұрын

  • We need Zohan to finally reach the end of the movie and unite everyone for their love of hummus. A bottle of Fuzzybubullah for everyone.

    @weichiang89@weichiang896 ай бұрын

  • I still genuinely believe this is one of the greatest films ever made

    @deviilzz666@deviilzz6664 жыл бұрын

  • I like how this movie knows it’s silly but it’s committed 🤣🤣

    @thecrazycapmaster@thecrazycapmaster4 жыл бұрын

  • 0:42 I'm dying😂😂 he disassembles the gun with a few karate chops

    @spotlessreviews7425@spotlessreviews74254 жыл бұрын

  • Both sides need to just sign a peace deal and live with each other

    @aonoymousandy7467@aonoymousandy74677 ай бұрын

    • Or better yet, move to America and open a joint mall together

      @cfcblue8@cfcblue87 ай бұрын

    • They've tried that but Palestine won't stop until the Jews are eradicated that's part of their beliefs. I think it's just time to turn Iran and Palestine into a sheet of glass

      @RabidNemo@RabidNemo7 ай бұрын

    • @@cfcblue8 yup, they need to recognize that they should really be friends

      @aonoymousandy7467@aonoymousandy74677 ай бұрын

  • All of these movies before 2015 were pure gold. Wish we all could get to see more like these

    @saphireaxe7738@saphireaxe77383 жыл бұрын

  • This is possibly the only time I found Adam Sandler funny, but my god did he do it right!

    @howlingguardian9005@howlingguardian90056 жыл бұрын

    • William Clayton mob

      @StickNathStick@StickNathStick6 жыл бұрын

    • So you mean you've never watched happy Gilmore or the waterboy?

      @Unknownman567@Unknownman5675 жыл бұрын

    • then the movie will end in 2 minutes and thanos will be down and dusted....

      @tathaYm@tathaYm5 жыл бұрын

    • I was about to say the same thing lol

      @xanderguldie@xanderguldie5 жыл бұрын

    • He even can beat Superman

      @lucasvic7010@lucasvic70105 жыл бұрын

  • So lets go.

    @3t6e6p@3t6e6p7 жыл бұрын

    • let's*

      @Revion91@Revion915 жыл бұрын

    • @@Revion91 did your comment make your parents love you?

      @felixpham4934@felixpham49345 жыл бұрын

    • @@felixpham4934 geez dude. You ok?

      @boofstain1508@boofstain15084 жыл бұрын

  • Where is Zohan when the world needs him most

    @byjcarguello3257@byjcarguello32577 ай бұрын

    • Cutting hair

      @cfcblue8@cfcblue87 ай бұрын

  • 1:56 My man stepped on a dawg

    @abilasha4111@abilasha4111 Жыл бұрын

  • Why is it always so funny when people break the window with themself escaping ?

    @zecfreeman5122@zecfreeman51224 жыл бұрын

  • This is surely how my mom reacts when i lock the door. 0:27

    @leafybusiness824@leafybusiness8244 жыл бұрын

  • "Ello zhack azz" died everytime xD

    @brandonrocha86@brandonrocha863 жыл бұрын

    • Ya Manyak 😂😂😂

      @rabbithole9373@rabbithole93733 жыл бұрын

  • The way he falls down and arguing at the same time 1:15 🤣

    @joseguevara3269@joseguevara32692 жыл бұрын

  • This film is a Gem, if this game out nowadays people would complain it’s too offensive

    @tresfordays9644@tresfordays96445 жыл бұрын

    • its not offensive. Its so inaccurate of how what really goes down at the Gaza Strip of the IDF killing Palestenians.

      @LosFace24@LosFace243 жыл бұрын

    • Well, like the guy in the clip said, it's not so cut and dry.

      @stephenkenney8290@stephenkenney82903 жыл бұрын

    • You sound like the only offended one though...

      @supremeleader9440@supremeleader94403 жыл бұрын

    • Well, the problem is PCness

      @JessieJamesPlays@JessieJamesPlays3 жыл бұрын

    • "hey dont walk away!"

      @thestonedraider8684@thestonedraider86843 жыл бұрын

  • The world needs the Zohan more than ever now

    @TheMasturbaker@TheMasturbaker7 ай бұрын

  • This is what happens when Simon get fired from sector 7

    @songfulabyss1438@songfulabyss14386 жыл бұрын

    • It's Simmons..not simon 😁

      @juniorbaron5504@juniorbaron55045 жыл бұрын

    • Junior Baron I hate you

      @ididntgagshedid8820@ididntgagshedid88204 жыл бұрын

  • Turn your screen upside down when Phantom is on the ceiling and watch him run in a totally different way

    @homebody000@homebody0002 жыл бұрын

  • from river to sea.... Zohan: good point,eh... non of my ancestor ever step foot in this land

    @oratank@oratank6 ай бұрын

    • as if thats supposed to mean anything when white jews come and displace ethnic semites starting a colony and imprisoning them in a conc camp

      @Cobbido@Cobbido6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Cobbidoyap yap yap nobody believes ypur bullshit

      @matanfriedman8004@matanfriedman80046 ай бұрын

    • @@matanfriedman8004that’s literally the end goal of Zionism

      @kirby4164@kirby41645 ай бұрын

    • ​@@kirby4164bot

      @dcrafton3988@dcrafton39885 ай бұрын

  • I love the fact that he always says So let’s go so calmly

    @faultyjosh8314@faultyjosh83144 жыл бұрын

  • 1:40 when I see a spider

    @masonreay276@masonreay2764 жыл бұрын

  • after retiring from Sector 7 he becomes Agent Simmons becomes an anti Hero. 😂

    @LOBOLAMUARTE@LOBOLAMUARTE7 ай бұрын

  • Starlord: you and me dance off bro. Zohan: Disco Disco lets go

    @Raynes646@Raynes6463 жыл бұрын

  • This movie will never stop being funny.

    @AAG414@AAG4143 жыл бұрын

  • Israel really needs the Zohan right now

    @Skinhound@Skinhound6 ай бұрын

    • No, they are killing babies just fine without him

      @MayaMaya-tj7kw@MayaMaya-tj7kw6 ай бұрын

    • ​@@MayaMaya-tj7kwterrorist supporter

      @dcrafton3988@dcrafton39886 ай бұрын

    • Just so you know, the plot of this movie is based on the real-world premise of a person called Nezi Arbib whom is an actual IDF commando that retired from the IDF and moved to California from Israel and opened a hair salon to work as a hair stylist. Arbib was the direct inspiration behind the movie and served as consultant during the movie production and even trained Adam Sandler whom played Zohan in hair styling techniques including his personal fashion and mannerism.

      @DarkZerol@DarkZerol5 ай бұрын

    • Babies are terrorists now?@@dcrafton3988

      @Cobbido@Cobbido4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Cobbido your supporting Hamas, Hamas are the real baby killers

      @georgenutsubidze9329@georgenutsubidze93292 ай бұрын

  • Why did this movie only score 38% on rotten tomatoes?

    @summacruzlaude@summacruzlaude7 жыл бұрын

    • No accounting for taste. I thought it was great

      @KameariKillScreen@KameariKillScreen7 жыл бұрын

    • Rotten Tomatoes is corrupt, like all review sites. Look around long enough at the reviews and you'll start to see similar ones, very similar. Almost like the reviewer is using a template and adjusting a few words and names here and there, I'll leave you all to work out the rest,

      @spudhead169@spudhead1696 жыл бұрын

    • Do not trust rotten tomatoes, watch the movie you like and enjoy.

      @analienfromouterspace@analienfromouterspace6 жыл бұрын

    • I liked this movie, although it was completely stupid, you can't deny that. But I agree with the others here, rotten tomatoes is the most overrated, corrupted piece of shit site on the internet. You can find more idiots there than on KZhead and Tumblr combined. I've met people on 4chan that have more brains than those reviewers. I mean, if you want any confirmation of that, compare "professional critic" score to the audience one. I'm pretty sure, were it not for some honest reviewers on one and less "I can't think for myself idiots" on the audience side, the difference would be ever clearer.

      @goji253@goji2536 жыл бұрын

    • Are the 4chan guys actually stupid? Past all the offensive material there seems to be alot of very intelligent people there , besides all the jokes and stories they make some guys have a talent for writing , albeit made up stories about how they shit themselves in front of the entire class ( don't wanna know if they are real or not honestly ). But still , i think you get my point

      @KoRoK4N@KoRoK4N6 жыл бұрын

  • At times like this we could all learn from this movie 🕊️❤

    @fajaman6204@fajaman62047 ай бұрын

  • Before captain America we had zohan

    @otikokoso1956@otikokoso1956 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how with having every part of the gun dismantled except for the magazine and the trigger he still decided to shoot

    @carterquijano441@carterquijano4414 жыл бұрын

  • 0:12 assassin's creed: zohan

    @lantrinh8400@lantrinh84003 жыл бұрын

  • Anyone else here because all that isreal Palestine talk got u in the mood for the zohan lol

    @thouxan5990@thouxan59907 ай бұрын

    • Yup

      @kinjalroy9407@kinjalroy94077 ай бұрын

  • Hello from 2023 … we need Zohan right now!

    @vnickv26@vnickv267 ай бұрын

  • Zohan is needed with todays conflicts!

    @jon7036@jon70366 ай бұрын

  • OMG AFTER 3 YEARS I FOUND THIS MOVIE AND I REALIZED ZOHAN IS ADAM SLENDER😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

    @alyascarden5624@alyascarden56246 жыл бұрын

    • Thats not how his name is spelled. you're committing ADAM SLANDER!

      @edzehoo@edzehoo6 жыл бұрын

    • try sander ?

      @Rendall81@Rendall815 жыл бұрын

    • Try Sandlewood???

      @PoloLoiTamin@PoloLoiTamin5 жыл бұрын

    • Slender Man?

      @krisspaqueo2316@krisspaqueo23165 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus, your comment gave me cancer. and how tf did you not know it was Adam Sandler? Adam Slenderman

      @Chevguy93@Chevguy935 жыл бұрын

  • Is this new IDF footage?

    @marvin6844@marvin68446 ай бұрын

    • beat me to it hehe

      @sandyvines5531@sandyvines55316 ай бұрын

  • Honestly the best thing about this is "WE SETTLED THERE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS"

    @milesl.2467@milesl.24673 жыл бұрын
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