Women Getting Ready | Michael McIntyre

2024 ж. 7 Мам.

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Blow drying, fake tanning, dressing, high heels, make-up….
Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
Facebook: / themichaelmcintyre
Twitter: @McInTweet
#MichaelMcIntyre #StandUp #Comedy

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He takes the most normal things of life that you don't even think of and turns it into something hilarious😂😂
@jiminscheetos99504 жыл бұрын
- Jimin'sCheetos ikr 🤭😂😂
  @karen57474 жыл бұрын
- Too true!!!
  @kimmulakshmi4 жыл бұрын
- I just LOVE his stand-ups
  @athomewithnika64594 жыл бұрын
- Yeah he says something that anyone can say that wont be funny but when he says it he makes it so funny
  @jordanjones71724 жыл бұрын
- Its called REAL comedy. Not perversion dressed up as "comedy"
  @w8stral4 жыл бұрын
“I’ll be using these products to create a completely new identity “. 😂😂😂😂
@sharonozvenom4 жыл бұрын
I love how the audience stops laughing when he starts to speak again, they want to hear what he has to say next and it’s amazing.
@tamagotchigirl28544 жыл бұрын
- They stop laughing because he starts to speak
  @idonotvlog10673 жыл бұрын
- @@idonotvlog1067 LMAO
  @fkulooknat59413 жыл бұрын
He is so funny without being vulgar or using swear words
@user-vs3hz7iq7k4 жыл бұрын
- I know right?
  @anannonymouscoverartist4 жыл бұрын
- Funny for sure, but he does swear. Just watch more of his stuff and you’ll hear plenty.
  @samburgerus4 жыл бұрын
- He does swear
  @georgiahector59053 жыл бұрын
- And uses His name in vain .. made me stop and left his video!!!!
  @yvonneaskevold63003 жыл бұрын
- Yeah, his cursing is in most of his routines. But he is one funny man.
  @melaniecallihan6583 жыл бұрын
The tights part and high heel part is so funny and so accurate
@kimmichaud40644 жыл бұрын
"In your socks" I lost it
@darymarkova4 жыл бұрын
I thought I was laughing until he said, "Try again." Then I started rolling on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cayannap67524 жыл бұрын
"Ohh, She's Shat the Bed" ROFLMAO ! Too Much LOL ✌️
@StephSancia4 жыл бұрын
The part about tights had me choking on my breakfast from laughing🤣
@AnimeNarutoAkatsuki04 жыл бұрын
at the thighs, I lost it 😂😂😂😂 This man is gonna be my death 😂😂😂
@TheRoxen924 жыл бұрын
- I laughed so hard I was crying! Its spot on 😂
  @Hayleykins3 жыл бұрын
I love the way he impersonate a woman/his wife's voice... Edit: Tights > don't forget the hop Michael, the hop...
@contr4dixion4 жыл бұрын
"a colour that no human being has ever been'
@justabitofamug69894 жыл бұрын
- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  @missmandy704 жыл бұрын
- 😂😂😂😂
  @ava-lilymorganxd29964 жыл бұрын
- Fake tan isnt black though, its like a weird dark orangey colour.
  @thoraneh73653 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part that we have to jump up and down to “settle” the fat when pulling up the stockings 😂
@niko14834 жыл бұрын
- Yeeeeeesssss
  @giasharie2744 жыл бұрын
- Hops, the tried and true method of getting things to sit right. Petticoat won't lie properly? Hops. Skinny jeans need to go that bit higher? Hops. Skirt won't settle over your but? Hops 🤣
  @Cora.T Жыл бұрын
- We have to?? I didn't know! I'll have to start doing that!
  @monmothma3358 Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. Especially the tights part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@angelaa10393 жыл бұрын
The irony is Michael, makeup and high heels were originally, historically made for men. Oh how times have changed.
@alking76554 жыл бұрын
- Is that true? I never knew that!👍cheers
  @funnyvidsandalilsinging77132 жыл бұрын
He’s one of the most flamboyant men I’ve ever seen
@cavfre1484 жыл бұрын
- Nickolus Joynson James Charles?
  @stew3474 жыл бұрын
- Yet still masculine. Not effeminate really. Just a sort of extraordinary masculine flamboyance.
  @chickenmonger1234 жыл бұрын
- Yes, but he has a cover story wherein he claims to have a wife.
  @samwilson3d4 жыл бұрын
- @@samwilson3d He lives up the road from me...he most definitely has a wife!! 😂🤣
  @martinen.50253 жыл бұрын
- @@martinen.5025 You're lucky
  @LightningWolf093 жыл бұрын
“You’ve done a shit in your sleep.” Lol 😂
@francinejones25244 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t ready for the “try again”😂😂😂
@chericemolloy68634 жыл бұрын
- Neither was I 😂😂😂
  @fcturner2 жыл бұрын
I lost it at the tights 😂😂.......can't believe I actually struggled with the things for so many years 😄😄.
@kathrynp80804 жыл бұрын
The thights... 😂😂😂😂 thats totally 100% the way we do it... never laughed so much!!
@eternalreverie34734 жыл бұрын
" in your socks " hahahh
@user-nq6mf2gu7z4 жыл бұрын
I legitimately feel sorry for Michael's wife, every one of her quirks have been aired in front of thousands of people
@shamrock1414 жыл бұрын
- I'm sure she's fine with it. They're earning money with those stories😊
  @icandy6304 жыл бұрын
- tbf i think he might ask her/talk to her about the comedy script before he performs, and checks she’s ok with everything being said
  @cxnnielove4 жыл бұрын
- Gavan Schultz Always one debbie downer
  @emmacox14474 жыл бұрын
- The joke is, he’s describing EVERY woman through his wife!
  @deirdremcdermott2074 жыл бұрын
- You do know he makes stuff up for a living, right? Like, I'm sure most of the quirks he comes up with for his wife and kids are made up. Some will be true but exaggerated, like any stereotype.
  @chrisvanegmond31574 жыл бұрын
He has got to be the funniest man on the planet. A very clever comedian.
@billbohlen97004 жыл бұрын
- Very few of the words in that sentence describe Michael McIntyre
  @idonotvlog10673 жыл бұрын
Can't believe this guy is still this funny after all these years😂😂😂
@thepsalms28064 жыл бұрын
He's so smart - finding humor everywhere, and his physical actions add to the jokes - can't stop laughing!
@kauffrau6764 Жыл бұрын
Omg the tights bit🤣 so accurate
@1sTEfFaniE14 жыл бұрын
Omg the tights thing. I can’t even. So dang true. *dying laughing* But TRY PUTTING THEM ON. It’s all we can do not to fall over. You CAN’T put them on sitting down! 🤣🤣🤣
@stephwendler68934 жыл бұрын
Everytime he talks about women putting on tights I laugh so hard I end up in tears!
@abornbuyer Жыл бұрын
Think of the technician working the follow-spotlight.... He never stops moving
@alysononoahu87024 жыл бұрын
"Try again" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GensSancta4 жыл бұрын
Dear gawd. The pantyhose / stockings.... that’s when I absolutely regretted snacking on cashews. 😂 The rest of the video I gave up and simply had water at the ready should I choke again from laughing my ARSE off!!!!
@lorigthefirst4 жыл бұрын
No one knows eyelashes wishes?? I literally taught my nephew this the other day 😂
@LinziS4 жыл бұрын
- I do this all the time even now that I am 35.😅😅😅
  @eadc21584 жыл бұрын
Shes shat the bed🤣🤣♥️♥️♥️♥️
@berniekennedy97934 жыл бұрын
😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻hilarious Michael.....your facial expressions get me every time😆👍🏼👍🏼
@mjjacobsen75294 жыл бұрын
With that last joke tho!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@thechildofgodpodcast1164 жыл бұрын
5:25 "Well that's it." 😆
@davsavchav3 жыл бұрын
Can't be the only person who's never heard of the eyelash thing.
@Maghanashi4 жыл бұрын
Dear lord. Blessed is the day l found this video. ♡ Thank you for this!
@beatrizlopez95204 жыл бұрын
'Aw cheers mate yeah" I'm dying send help hahaha
@rosza6364 жыл бұрын
I’m dying of laughter honestly 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ava_adamsg4 жыл бұрын
Trying on different belts for nearly 2 hours is one i witnessed before.
@lardosian4 жыл бұрын
- 😆😆😆
  @icandy6304 жыл бұрын
- Some yard ago, after being involved in musical show performances and not having planned what to wear because I had more important things to worry about eg get the show right, I learned the hard way that wardrobe must be planned in advance of social occasion, everything matched right, make sure it all fits you still, is clean, pressed, right for the occasion, weather, time of day etc. I always prepare in advance now so I never have to ask a man if this belt or bag or shoes etc are OK..That must be so annoying to men. I know I get annoyed if a man asks me if his tie is OK. I think "Well, surely you're a big boy now and I am not your mum who has to tell you how to dress as a man!". I just want to see the final nicely packaged male product on display.
  @joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
The dressing part and walking in high heels? SPOT ON!
@jc95524 жыл бұрын
Tried to research the wishing upon an eyelash thing, which seems to be common in Europe, but apparently not so much in the US. It's such an old custom that there's very little information beyond it going back to at least the 18th century.
@leporellothegoldfinch4 жыл бұрын
- Shut up mate
  @djt10704 жыл бұрын
- Leporello the Goldfinch - Birdtaming Tips & Tricks Thanks for explaining to this American.😃
  @suesylvester70754 жыл бұрын
- Huh? That’s not true at all.... As a Canadian, and a watcher of American TV, I’m not sure where you’re getting your information from....
  @Chimera_Photography4 жыл бұрын
- Well I grew up in Kansas and New York and pretty much everybody I know does the whole silly 'wish on an eyelash'
  @sweetboo10224 жыл бұрын
- It’s quite common over here in Sri Lanka as well 😂
  @veroshaabeygoonewardena98394 жыл бұрын
Omg, the tights, so me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sharonbhara61824 жыл бұрын
A real good hair cut and nicely trimmed beard are like cosmetics for men 😍
@andiwhyte89954 жыл бұрын
The video I've been waiting for
@pendolino_pete46214 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends did the eyelash thing as kids lol.
@NOONE-cd4gu3 жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing all way thru
@nicolamohamed72374 жыл бұрын
I love so much his hair , so beautiful
@NOONE-cd4gu3 жыл бұрын
One of his best sketches!
@gardenersdelight74796 ай бұрын
Love this dude
@judycripps26064 жыл бұрын
Just love him so funny X
@vickihenderson27314 жыл бұрын
I’m like, screaming with laughter here 😂
@meejoohwang84942 жыл бұрын
That’s why I avoid tights when ever possible 🤣
@lethellsing4 жыл бұрын
- I have long legs but short abdomen part. So, if the tights legs areo long enough to fit , the panty part is too long and droops down. So annoying! But, if the panty part fits nicely, the legs will be too short. I usually end up cutting the foot part off these or the top of the panty part from the ones whose legs are longer enough. Ah, why even bother!?! In winter I wear slacks and sox for warmth. In summer I wear my bare legs. Far simpler. I tried the old stockings and suspenders womenof an earlier era wore. They look so feminine and sexy but putting on such contraptions is even worse than the pantyhose. A woman needs comfort and convenience that looks decent. Obviously, if I had to have morning tea with the Queen, I would probably endure the pantyhose or stockings and suspenders. But not if unnecessary. Too much bother. My mother told me that during the Depression womendid not wear trousers but could not afford stockings, so they painted their bare legs with cosmetic paint, to look like they had stockings on. Imagine removin g all that gunk before bed, after a big night out.
  @joebloggs6194 жыл бұрын
- @@joebloggs619 Why don't you buy stockings that stay up by themselves..no suspenders needed... comfortable and convenient!
  @martinen.50253 жыл бұрын
The last part made me laugh so hard! :D
@oliverpoland60834 жыл бұрын
- I'm freggin' crying here from that part. LMFAO
  @cipher881013 жыл бұрын
Love this man so funny
@karenaparnell96603 жыл бұрын
I’d love to find where I can pay for the whole thing lol, I love this guy
@casualsdvgirl Жыл бұрын
He is amazing....
@GoodMorning-qe2dh4 жыл бұрын
I have never heard of making a wish on a fallen eyelash.....😂
@lesliemccormick65274 жыл бұрын
- Pretty common from where I am (Asia) and can't believe that some of the Brits knew about it too
  @delilah281004 жыл бұрын
- I thought it was an English thing...
  @robhart34514 жыл бұрын
- @@delilah28100 It started here, or Europe at least, then travelled as the British/Europeans colonised other areas of the world.
  @martinen.50253 жыл бұрын
- @@delilah28100 Sorry, meant to say, England.. you wouldn't know where I meant by 'here'! 😂
  @martinen.50253 жыл бұрын
- Majority of Aussie's do this too, mostly a kiddy thing though.
  @breakfastattiffanys7413 жыл бұрын
The tights part xD
@HummingBird57134 жыл бұрын
Hysterical
@camillabarclay40494 жыл бұрын
It’s the sexy getting ready songggg The sexy getting ready songggggg
@Penguinstudios1234 жыл бұрын
I've just seen you on BBC1's 'The Apprentice' recently...!!! 🤔💭...😂🤣
@DoubleDeckerAnton4 жыл бұрын
love him he has me creased
@laney6able4 жыл бұрын
- he is one of the best comedians ever
  @laney6able4 жыл бұрын
- @@laney6able ttreevyuu
  @opponnegfyuhiuewwwajzcoppo96964 жыл бұрын
He is hilarious 😂 😉😆🤣
@ava-lilymorganxd29964 жыл бұрын
He's so funny..!
@elisabeta1014 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!!
@Icingdeath7864 жыл бұрын
# simple observations told funny 🤣
@vineetjoshi13644 жыл бұрын
Very funny 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
@amybrown11614 жыл бұрын
So true 😂
@kaisaniemi68354 жыл бұрын
Lurking, so true!
@sybamunki3 жыл бұрын
God I can relate to the tights
@Roseyyy7484 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@jillsmith47494 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣 make a wish 😂😂😂
@shaqeelshabir89453 жыл бұрын
The one about making a wish over an eyelash hair - i once blew away the eyelash and didnt make a wish and my friend went beserk! She was like ' you didnt make a wish! Well your lifes ruined...'
@livherman20474 жыл бұрын
On eyelashes: it was found before it went into your eye and caused one of the worse kinds of irritation a person can experience. That makes it a magical, miraculous event. XD
@Chubbasaurus4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂omg make a wish on the puab hair
@shantolion15764 жыл бұрын
Laughing at 2am hahahaha
@abirahmad44274 жыл бұрын
- Not laughing @ 4.05am in London...lol
  @Isleofskye4 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedian Hope he comes to Canada
@samb79254 жыл бұрын
- As a Londoner.I hope he stays there.....:)
  @Isleofskye4 жыл бұрын
- @@Isleofskye I hope so too he deserves better:)
  @samb79254 жыл бұрын
- Fighting over who gets custody? :)
  @Surv1ve_Thrive4 жыл бұрын
- @@Isleofskye Why? do you bump into him a lot?
  @_Daio_4 жыл бұрын
- @@_Daio_ Of course. London only has a population of 8 million so we bump into each other all the time....:)
  @Isleofskye4 жыл бұрын
Lmmfao! I'm crying lol 😆
@PunkMommy-bo5xc Жыл бұрын
Funny guy, he makes me laugh always ,
@SteelTreeGone2 жыл бұрын
i love how he looks like a dr suess character
@JetFromAvant3 жыл бұрын
6:25 my mum saying Billie Ellish last name
@grace-eq5ge4 жыл бұрын
So funny 😂 love it 😊
@cutefurryfriendsvideos91654 жыл бұрын
Men have the power to change identity every week these days Went out with the same dude twice one week he had black hair full beard Next week he turns up with blonde hair a moustache lol
@piqueny88724 жыл бұрын
- Wow... you have a pretty flamboyant dude there...
  @contr4dixion4 жыл бұрын
- All dudes seem flamboyant these days, with their silky smooth hairless bodies and tight ass thicc thighs and thicc butts! Lol Appreciate the butt thou! No hate there lol
  @piqueny88724 жыл бұрын
- @@piqueny8872 hahaha... no complaints from me either 😂
  @contr4dixion4 жыл бұрын
- @@piqueny8872 All men are definitely not like that... I'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're from a major city? Us men in the suburbs and country aren't dressing and acting this way lol.
  @jeremyanger84274 жыл бұрын
- Oh wow I just noticed your name has "NY" in it.... it all makes sense. I knew it lol.
  @jeremyanger84274 жыл бұрын
Happy days , home from hospital had hip replacement,,, yehhh then start laughing 😂,,, they didn't say don't watch this ! Take care everyone 😉
@karencurtis26974 жыл бұрын
- get well soon !!
  @kiki24104 жыл бұрын
- Get well soon lovey! Laughter is the best medecine! Rest up and laugh a lot. ❤😍🙏
  @miahi23564 жыл бұрын
- Mikayla Doherty thank you . Take care
  @karencurtis26974 жыл бұрын
- zoe thank you, take care
  @karencurtis26974 жыл бұрын
- Mia M82 thank you take care
  @karencurtis26974 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂!!
@LandE5204 жыл бұрын
"Beautiful, can't believe you married me. Come to me, come to your husband"😅
@YONCE8701 Жыл бұрын
1:05 here we go:
@mlrd66224 жыл бұрын
This guy makes me laugh so hard I pee my self. 🥴🤣😄😂😆✨
@faypack30872 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought this subject had been done to death.
@anotherdroid4934 жыл бұрын
First I've heard about eyelash wishes. We don't have that practice over here.
@Thamometer4 жыл бұрын
- haha we did it as kids and the road that the eyelash would take from someone's face on the finger to the moment they could make a wish - no one was breathing. Cause what if you drop your wish 😂
  @joannazhou15874 жыл бұрын
- Where are you from? We have them in Austria.
  @leporellothegoldfinch4 жыл бұрын
- @@leporellothegoldfinch Asia
  @Thamometer4 жыл бұрын
- Thamometer where do you live?
  @ashenheartsofficial4 жыл бұрын
- @thamometer I am from Asia too and we have that silly eyelash thing. We make a wish and put it back on our head! It's the craziest thing I only ever do it when a friend I am with tells me to do it! 🤣🤣🤣
  @kbay9074 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said "...but once the thighs reached the halfway point" and cringed...
@evnikialezandria85454 жыл бұрын
Hahhahaha LOL!
@Uraqtzx4 жыл бұрын
I really like this dude, he's quirky.
@lavendergilly58434 жыл бұрын
He forgot the jump at the end... the thighs part
@mariavitalina49434 жыл бұрын
I love you Michael, you so funny.😂👍 You need some new material though. I've already seen this several times!
@JaneDoe-ci3gj4 жыл бұрын
Haha 😊
@declansargent78134 жыл бұрын
5:21 Yes you do, makeup works on men's faces
@jasonellis43304 жыл бұрын
Imagine the fun we had missed if Snagtights had come around earlier ;-)
@NinaSusanneOfenloch2 жыл бұрын