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Geuce (Green): • Lo-fi APEX moments to ...
Challenger (Bright Purple): / theixchallengerxi
Walrus (Light Pink): / aviciouswalrus
Jello (Orange): / jell0puddin
Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Tobin(Turquoise): / thatguytobin
Pasta (Blue): / yaboipasta
Milk (Red): / uhthemilk
Bing (Burgundy): / itsthejakanator
Mickey (Dark Purple): / mickeymt
Clu (Flesh Color): / clu_snake
Dio (Grey): / kamenriderdio
MUSIC ▼
Conro = Remember You: • Conro - Remember You [...
yo nerds apparently ubisoft extended the game mode for another week until the 15th you still have time to play if UwU want
so smonk is still terrifying gotit
Owo
Eat me
Oh that is great! Is it just me or does anyone else never want this mode to go away?
Defenders would deadass leave the map to reinforce kids room
I like to think that after the operators rescued his mom from terrorists, the kid started imagining team rainbow as toys, making this gamemode
Real Lore?
About as canon as all of Badgers videos, which is to say 100%, in my opinion.
thats actually really sweet or maybe this is an AU of one of the operators kids imagining what their parents do for work
Canon no qustion
*gasp*
My favorite voiceline is when the announcer goes: "Oh. Mr. Bear died. I... wasn't expecting that."
Mr bear is fuckin' dead
Should've said " Oh shit. You're fucked."
“yO HE FUCKIN DEA-“
Фггеч
OwO mr beaw died TwT
“Don’t dab-“ cuts off as he points a shotgun at the bears face
The bear was probably killed after that
Pow
18:43 Why is no one talking about how smooth that transition was?!
Fr
Lmao i did not notice it
*transends into the hevens
i was scouring the comments like a little fucking gremlin to see if anyone noticed it yea tho. that shit tight.
"Friendship is magic and magic is heresy." --The Emperor of Mankind, probably.
I like to think it would actually be the Ecclesiarchy saying that, and the Emperor decides to fuck with them and say "no it ain't 😎"
Is that herasy I see?
BROTHERS I SMELL *HERESY*
DESTROY THE ZENOS FOR THE EMPOROR
You seen that image of a Dreadnought tearing Pinkie Pie in half? It has that text
"Wakes up" drinks coffee see the update "looks at his coffee".
“Da fuq is in this shit?... and where can I get some more of this?”
_Checks LSD dosage_
“What did bandit put in the coffee this time?”
Icy GMD “Why does smoke have a fur suit?”
“Honey get the kids it’s in the water”
The most horrifying thing about this is that when I see the furry smonk I immediately think he’s going to have the succ helmet on.
Furry smonk with succ helmet, it's gonna look like me at 3 am eating pizza rolls
@@malice6081 whilst making the succ noises
Creepy.Furry…SUCC!!!
When the furries are the ones exterminating:
_S U C C_
6:04 I've never heard someone sound so sad for a flower
Lol
Thats where men cry
Ok odkdjjz
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.
This is Bandits April Fools joke. He replaced the sugar with powdered LSD
Underrated af
Lol, at the end of the game it should just pull out to all the operators on plane stoned out of their minds
Probably not just LSD, he also added weed
Badger like this plz
DRUGS.
"Keep it simple. No need to get flashy." -Blackbeard *shows up to battle in a princess uniform*
😐Soooo, Blackbeard got something to tell us? I'm not even gonna ask smoke on what happened to him.
@@workislife5817 don't ask what's in his closet...
Tom Clancy is rolling in his grave right now
The "Rainbow is Magic" event is exactly what I thought of when I saw the "Equestria at War" mod for Hoi4. "Friendship may be magic, but its also combined arms."
Lmao
lol
“Friendship is Combined Arms” and “Combined Arms Warfare is Magic” both work.
If I played this I would be like “Oh god how many flinstone gummies did I eat
Enough to make Chubbyemu anxious.
Flash bangs on console on this map are epileptic seizures waiting to explode
Oof
U rite
Ur rite
Yep unfortunately...
I agree even tho i’m the one doing the seizure causing
can we just talk about how geuce has the most metronome voice ever. like he can go from anime 5 year old to a wrestler that has smoked too many cigarettes
Geuce is a voice-actor protege.
It’s fucking crazy dude XD
*YOU'RE TELLING ME?!!*
If you like him hes got a twitch channel. His name is TheBigGuece on twitch.
"uwu Mistow Dwone you look sow good today!" "Shut. The.Fuck.Up." Best beginning to a vid i've ever seen! xDD Im so dead rn xD
0:13 My man soundin like he’s aboutta start talking about the damn dirty blues.
18:42 THAT RELOAD EDITING 👌
EnragedZealot87 oml
Clean MMM
I did not realize that the first time then I saw this
Imagine something like that but it’s a cav interro in sync with the beat of a song that would be 🔥
Oh shit, took me more than a year to notice
Also... is anyone gonna note that Mr. Bear had “Don’t shoot me” written on his gut?
Who would want to hit a teddy bear though
Yep but apparently some people would deliberately throw a c4 at his gut the detonate is
Liam Jones well yea but the teddy bear said not to shoot
It's all over now
Me a Fuze main: That sign can't stop me because I can't read
I love that tag line. “Does he have a grenade? No, you have a grenade. >:)”
2:40 ok but imagine, your in the middle of a warzone, bleeding out on the floor, then a random guy walks up to you with a 12 gauge shotgun and the last words you hear is “come on Mario, show us your spicy sauce!” before getting shot in the face and dying
The fact that GEUCE of all people can do THAT voice…… I will never be the same.
I don’t think that’s the first time he’s done that voice in one of these videos.
“Pwease Muster Badjur!” “Oki we’ll work on our Boundwies water muster badjur.” That voice from Geuce. Priceless-
@@JupiterDude3000 boundawies. single most blursed word ever.
6:43 Someone sad in rainbow: **exists** Thermite:
Wholesome.
“A really big fuckin’ hug, coming right up” - Wholesome Thermite
Uwu Hewwo how aw you dowing today
@@novablaster4083 no no no S h u t
6:44 I couldn’t imagine something more perfect
Badger is the only person you can actually watch all of his videos over and over
Ubisoft completly missed an oppourtunity to make Smoke a Skunk
Holy shit. That would have been perfect!
or hitler
Smonk evolves into...... skonk
Devin Hallsworth that needs to be his elite skin
Ruffian Puffin too bad as he already as his Arsenic Sanguine elite skin
Can we appreciate this damn yeet at 20:40 I have never heard anything so *PERFECTLY* cut out in my life
It's so perfect tho
YYYEEEEEEEEE-
Someone at Ubisoft got so drunk playing TF2 one day with Pyrovision equiped and then decided it would be a good idea to make a game out if it.
The first 30 seconds with Geuce is basically the duality of man in a nutshell
0:13 me playing my bears when I was 5
XD
relatable
Badger: "I'm sponsored by ubisoft!" Also Badger: "Micro transaction packs for the cosmetics are stupid"
He buys them, so he gets the right to call it dumb
@@Sonichero151 *thats depressioné for a' me*
Just cause he's being sponsored doesn't mean he has to praise everything
someone didn't watch til the end
0:34 *laughs in uno reverse card*
I feel like grouse absolutely carried this video, the fact that he can go from "UwU wuts dis" to the most southern accent you've ever heard is amazing
12:25 amazing way to sound the letter “p”
Call Me Quavo Ratatouille I cant stop playing it..... help
Therapist: It's ok, Unicorn Tachanka isn't real; he can't hurt you. Unicorn Tachanka: >:[
Unicorn Tachanka: UwU
Unicorn Tachanka:
:[
UwU menancly...
Furry Smonk saying "I'm only muckin' about." That's a thinker!
@Alexis Lloyd Alinan I'm sure you'll live
@Alexis Lloyd Alinan then watch something else
@Alexis Lloyd Alinan alright, whatever.
what
5:34 oh yea goobisoft really did a good job
"Friendship is magic, and magic is HERESY" Spoken like a true Astartes.
There two kinds of people during this event: 1. The majority who thinks its cool/alright and plays the new game mode 2. The people who call it gay on sight and just burn the game cause of it
Im the 1% that thinks its fucking amazing because its fun and not so ungodly serious like youre in a fucking tournament every casual you play.
What happened to the type that tries so f***ing hard it hurts to watch
I'm the other 50 percent who can't see shit on this mode and doing play it
I got back on the game when it came out
I’m 2
Badgers "Friendship is magic and magic is heresy." line reminded me of that one Fallout video "How to survive the wasteland." Where the narrator really said, "First, lets talk about friendship. Friendship... Is a myth" And the one guy shoots the other guy immediately.
Who’s here after this years April fools?
#hear 4 years after upload
9:20 badger trying to get the soul stone
Mm
I know what this clip is without clicking...that's foul.
Dude dont spoil endgame
Spoiler alert the hostage dies in endgame
Lol
Badger: "Talking about how fabulous the environment is" *Shows normal environment*
The map isnt in customs :(
@@incendiary6243 he could've been in a match then recorded the room
@@darktigersharkmax4432 theres no spectator or reliable way to set up the map, especially for clips with the hostage on offense
@@incendiary6243 I mean he could've showed footage of him looking at the new map instead of the normal one.
Badger: I'm bad at siege Also badger: 7:07 *DRONE DETECTED; EXTERMINATING*
Tobin's operator touching the flower after Badger hit it just added so much more drama than there was needed 😆
Little Brother: Hey i wanna play R6 siege. I hope it's better than Fortnite like you said Me: Uhhhhh maybe later
Not now, brother. I'm trying to save Teddy weddy from the evil bad men.
Just wait until people start going full blown cosplay as one of the defense characters, or even the hostage "Mr Bear", and start dabbing IRL. Oh wait...
S.A.S nah this WOULD be what he wanted
It's good to know that the S.A.S on their down time watch Bajurs videos
Wym bruv right now is the perfect time to let him out of the basement, I mean play awpawation wainbow squad
0:11 - FBI agents interrogating Winnie the poo
Lol
Furries 2014: Attacked with chlorine gas Furries 2019: Attacking with gas
COUNTER STRIKE
Rouf The Dragon Doge Lol
Tf are you talking about?
@@glctcthnkr8059 It doesn’t really matter
@@glctcthnkr8059 the joke is that people are extremely offensive to furries
11:50 Ash mains in a nutshell
r6: we added a new mode so everything looks pg and cute pyro land: am I a joke to you?
Pyroland was the og colorful game mode.
Are we the only people who first play they think pyro land immunity lol
They aren't dying, they are just falling down laughing.
Pyroland the first og coulur fps
OG TF2
Man, I love how the hit squad from the IRS is becoming less and less of a joke.
1:43 smoke looks like pyro from TF2
13:39 Ash looked like she was doing a slide tackle when she dies
They should make Kapkan a straight up alligator next year. I would 110% support the change.
Then I can impact a closet and run out as a REAL alligator and my meele would be just biting someones head off
They should make Glaz a huge flying eyeball
They should just have cosmetic changes like that and the glaz eyeball but deny all of it. "Hey what's up with glaz?" "Nothing to our knowledge?"
3:28 He did it guys, he fuckin did it. You can buy those skins in the shop while the event is happening
"Did you get being able to buy the cosmetics you want? Yes. What did it cost? Having good cosmetics"
I think we all learned a valuable lesson today, *Don't commit tax fraud*
*Don't get caught doing tax fraud.*
Or there will be severe penalties
Tell that to Yoshi.
Noooo I was gonna like you to 666. Well 669 is good enough.
@@wingedsn8670 *why*
R6S : *april fools joke* The PYRO-VISION from TF2 : *smacks lips* WHERE'S THE CREDIT CUH?
Yeah wears the fricking credit huh
Right!?
Right?!?!?!?!?
da
No it would be hudda hudda huh
7:02 sounds like mike Tyson
hey guess what? *its fuckin back*
RussianBadger: *breathes* Furries: HOLY MOLY IS THAT A OwO REFRENECE
@Flask The furry lmao you furries arent nearly as bad as people make you out to be i swear
@@chaos9731 I had to live with a furry for 2 weeks, it was a nightmare.
@@fastwing3295 really? What was it like?
@@chaos9731 There was fur everywhere, even on my bed, he spent like 2 hours in the bathromm doing... things... sometimes i heard him do things in his bed in midnight. I also kept finding his fursuit in my bed.
@@fastwing3295 jesus... two hours? When i use to have discord i was an absolute *d e g e n e r a t e* and i spent hours on end doing weird ass shit
Elaborate April fool's prank in siege, heh *LAUGHS IN FOR HONOR RABIDDS*
That's no ordinary rabbit.
Thicc rabidds*
Fuckin hell I had a goddamn stroke playing for honor during the event.
Fuck those little shits
*BWAHHHH!*
5:50 oh god oh shit oh god oh shit
Brings the word "I'll befriend you with the power of friendship and this gun I found" to a whole new level
I wish goobisoft would add the custom game modes into custom games themselves.
"where the furries gas you" this is the quality content I subscribed for right here
Don’t doubt the fact that the furries will gas you I should know (I’m a furry)
@@slayersnowplays6479 Just this way, sir. I promise you it's not a chamber.
@@slayersnowplays6479 oh God look it's a person with horrible life decisions
Idk how long ago but on the news report a furry convention had to end because some toxic gas got in the building no one died.
@@crazyscorpion8818 yeah I remember seeing that too, the news anchors started laughing as the furried were evacuated on camera. Hope those cunts got fired
I remember starting when this went live when I first started playing, and thought this was what the game was for a while.
18:42 That synced gun reload transition was amazing!
15:19 Thatcher, and his stand: 「Nowhere Man」
Nani?! Sutando?!
GUNNY!!
ITS AN ENEMY STAND
*Must be the work of an enemy stand*
*Notices enemy stand * Ora? Who's this?
Ubisoft: gives unicorn Tachanka *Wallet opens violently*
Tachanka approves
*Cyka Blyat*
“You made it cry!” Badger: *Laughs maniacally*
Geuce's voice perfectly contrasts this whole video and its beautiful
An adorable kitten drone *Ubisoft take all my money*
The April fools joke was just that somebody replaced the operator’s goggles with pyro-vision lenses.
*pretty accurate*
Thermite + all of the SAS oparators
Mistow Dwone, you look so goowd towday!
Exactly This reminds me of the Pyroland set From bright colors to the rainbow stuff
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING SGFHGFRHSSWFBC
5:10 Words To Live By
Definition of fabulosity informal + often humorous : fabulous quality, state, or nature : fabulousness Your welcome badger
They put more work into this event than operation chimera
Bruh who is so bored in quarintine there watching all of Badgers old stuff
Me
@@rocketdragster2 me too
OK megumin
Definitely me. I legit didn't like RS6 or gameplay vids of it but TheRussianBadger kind of is making want to give it another shot.
Fr me
Fun fact: this is the video that got me hooked to badger's videos. Respect
I like how this amazing surprise april fools update had more content than a lot of the new seasons now
4:55 -grenade parade- *Martyrdom*
Where is my boi fuze in this game mode Fuze: where is this mr. Bear and I'm killing him. Rainbow: your kiding right? Fuze: "Look's at the camera and holding a fuze charge" ya...ya... NO
i'm sorry but did you have a seizure typing this out
this was my first video i watch from the russianbader (that was like a year ago and i was laughing fo like the next 2 days
6:08 'draw me like one of your french girls, kapkan'
Ubi's april fools joke Player Base: Buy cosmetic directly? Ubi: Nah
i have a feeling that Gamee didn't watch the entire video
DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE GOOGLY EYES! I DONT TRUST YOU! NOW, TELL ME, WHERE IS THE HONEY!?
Time?
@@thelonecourier3439 00:14
Apex Octane Geuce is the best
XD
Umm in the fridge...
6:00 Hey, not nice):
I have watched every badger video, AND I MEAN EVERY ONE. and by far, my favorite is this one out of a few, but to be honest I love them all
there's only one thing i like moar than MAGICAL WAINBOwO FWIENDSHIP and that thing is...clarence
I feel sorry for the colour blind players in this game
Ikr?
Thank you it's evil
All the happy gayness they can't see, a true shame
@@chaos9731 Thanks bro, it's great to know what I'm missing
CHAOS don’t because I feel more sorry for people with epilepsy because all these bright colors
I almost cried watching this because it was the only event that i didn't played, but was my favorite.
I came here after the most stressful game of DND I have ever had, just to shut my brain off, and I love it so much
I’m having tf2 pyrovision flashbacks
Donuberry do you believe in magic
Matt Caine one shadows to imagine what inhuman *ingredients* lie *inside the canister*
This comment is under rated af
@@mattcaine1222 In a young girl's heart?
*i do too*
A day after this, Ubisoft:Did Russian just say our gambling system sucks?THAT'S IT, I' GETTING ME MALLET!
I appreciate how badger takes a few extra minutes to express his opinion and tell us how he thinks about it
So glad this is back and better
Badger: Goobisioft wtf are you doing Goobisoft: *Pulls out air cute one* I have a permit for this Badger: *Pulls out furry smonk* THEN WHATS THIS?! Goobisoft: *Yeets glitter onto you and runs like naruto*
Ash, "Shredding my ass in 2 at the speed of light" - Badger 2019
all this pony mayhem turns badger into rarity at 5:39
This is my favorite badger video lmao