Hermitcraft 10: Episode 15 - PERMIT CHALLENGES! Grian is back on hermitcraft and has created an unfair way to distribute the ownerless permits on the server.
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5th Season* Or maybe season 8 was just a simulation?
Moon big
Oooooo
Yessir
oh no he found the glitch in the matrix
It was a bit -strange-
Bdubs just appearing during the permit challenges to make a complaint was the perfect intermission
It really was
A shame we couldnt hear the complaint burn up in lava though, always funny to see their looks when they realize 😅
I found it absolutely hilarious! Just someone completely uninvolved just getting dragged into the center of it all was great.
Fr I almost busted out laughing
@@aleksanderhaa8745 That would have had me rolling on the floor
Grian in S7: I hate the government Grian in S8: I hate everyone else's governments Grian in S9: I hate the government but I'm not doing anything about it GRIAN IN S10: I AM THE GOVERNMENT
Grian is simultaneously the rebellion and the system
Grian will become the government so that he can take down the government from the inside
Next thing you know, he'll be president
Ah, yes, becoming the very thing he swore to destroy.
Grian in S6: I hate the bank
God, I always love Joe's wit. "Why are you all fishing HERE and not on the pier I made!?" "There's Pier-pressure involved" without a SECOND delay. Jeez, Joe, constantly proving he's one of the smartest people I've ever seen.
Ohh, I didn’t even catch that pun!
Witty dont mean smart. But i dont watch jo much. He is quite witty from what ive seen. But other than poetry he hasn't really shown particularly high intelligence
Etho: I'm not taking any fishing advice from you Grian Considering the mending book was an instant loss Grian's probably the best hermit to take fishing advice from
Boom, roasted
Imagine being Bdubs during this. Half the server is flying up to you, giving you a compliment, then checking a book and taking it back, all while you’re just trying to do some shopping.
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
@@DontReadMyPicture93 ok i wont
@Max-zo6rv Then how did you tag them if you didn't read their name.
@@Nora-oz9vithere is a reply option if you click the three dots
@@EpicQibliFanalso on phones if you click a reply comment it automatically pulls up an @ reply
The “if you get a mending book, you automatically lose” requirement killed me 😂
Sounds like someone’s jealous…. That certain somone might be a grian.
It’s 100% needed lol
I was so worried about scar
Scar’s POV was so funny because he misread it as automatically win and didn’t check the book he got so the whole flight back was terrifying to watch.
Rip.
Etho and Iskal getting into a fight in the background while Scar telling a joke was the funniest thing I saw all week. It's so chaotic
what's even funnier is IT WASN'T FOR A PERMIT. They legit just had a fight in the parking lot LOL
I one hundred percent read "Tell a Management Joke" and was thoroughly confused by every joke
lol
Ohhh turns out I also misread it
it wasn't??
28:00 "Is that not a jellyfish!?" "...Not fish. Not a fish." This becomes so much funnier when you know Grian was a marine biologist. UNIQUELY qualified to know what is and what isn't a fish. (Jellyfish are NOT fish, they are cnidarians. Technically speaking a fish is a vertebrate.) (EDIT: I am learning in the comments that technically speaking a fish both isn't an actual family of animals and also that *we're* fish. I love biology.)
and then claiming that whales are fish Edit: I was talking about X
he was?! that explains the whole fisherman thing
HS!! I didn't know that! learn smth new every day
Technically there is no such thing as a "fish"
@@riztiz having checked thru that part of the vid, i should point out he did not let the whale looking build slide, so he’s in the clear for that one (at least x’s)
the fact that the only actual full hearted laugh you gave for all of those jokes was at etho's "what tree am i" one is hilarious
I laughed so hard
Yessssss! 😂😂😂
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
27:18 for anyone interested
can anyone explain?? i dont understand it
35:10 its so funny that amidst all the chaos, bdus just went there to file a complaint
38:35 😂 Iskall was stressful for nothing and singing above the permit office is also something GHAGSHAGSHAGSHg 😂😂😂
The singing was on POINT though 😅
31:45 i cannot beLIEVE that nobody laughed at Joe's "is there pier pressure involved?" absolute TOP TIER COMEDY out of that man
it's just a pun bruh
@@Heroo01 smh let bro enjoy a joke
I laughed.
@@Heroo01come on puns are funny
NO WAY I MISSED THAT- THAT IS TOO GOOD 😭
21:42 Grian walking in on everyone sitting on the same chair and bursting out laughing was absolutely amazing
Family Photo!!
Reminds me of the trapdoor party in Secret Life
i thought, "well of course! only the hermits.... *shakes head"
Grian only putted ONE chair there so OF COURSE the Hermits! Are going to try to fit in that ONE chair! 😂
Rukart Burt made an animatic on that scene, which is what brought me to this video in the first place!
it's crazy, mumbo's been getting into building aesthetically, and now grian has built a farm mostly from memory!
when did I swap universes?
"I think im defeated by the permit office" -Cub "Good, that's what we want to hear" -Grian
“I nEeD an ADULT” I don’t think there is anything more relatable on this planet
I was just about to say this 😂 it’s so sad and relatable
*sad scar noises*
i was looking for this comment
I need a better system. I need a better better system. I need a- I need an adult!
6:39 Elybeatmaker is gonna remix this.
Watching the Permit Office evolve has been incredible. It started off tedious and annoying, gained a distinct unsettling feeling with the instalation of the basment, became a legitimate business for April Fools Day, and now its just outright corrupt, all without losing what made the shenanigans so enjoyable to watch.
Everyone cramming on one chair was absolute gold And Grian's cackle as a response was even better
King Ren: Couldn't make people do the quests Office worker Grian: People ask him to give them the quests themselves
The barge quests as well!
The hermits were flocking to the barge quests as well lol!
I think it's because Grian's quests were more rewarding than King Ren's which were just 5, maybe 10 or 15, diamonds
Ren's quests were more or less just server chores to get paid a handful of diamonds/royal emeralds. Grian's quests are wacky nonsense to get a good reward. (Barge quests gave loaded shulkers, and permit quests give the right to sell items)
underrated
I love how in 19:14 there are little snails in all three posters and Grian addresses exactly none of them
I honestly did not notice the first time but omg that hilarious, thank you for pointing it out! 😂
Try zooming into the screen if you can't see them there a nice cyan/aqua blue colour
@@PandaCatapultthey’re*
@@amusedapple4933 😐
I was wondering what those blobs were! Thank you! 18:36
Grian: Episode 15 feels like a milestone... a transition from anything starter. Also Grian: Proceeds to write silly tasks for the hermits and watch them the rest of the episode.
*takes out spirit box* *clears throat* "WHERE ARE YOUUUU?"
"This job isnt even fun for me!" *Also grian:* "I'm just making this job harder for myself"
Lol
😂 So so true
This episode is just Grain babysitting everyone like their kids. "Me first! Me first!" "GRIAN LOOK FOR ME!" "Grain I did this can I move to the next page?"
who is this GRAIN character
It definitely looks and sounds like it! Which makes it funny 😆
Now imagine a daycare au with Grian as the babysitter
They're
No @@owfi
I love it. Showing us the grind really helps sink in the fact that as a casual survival player, it’s okay to spend 100’s of hours not building the fanciest castle ever. Thank you
Grian is literally the only person who would make a farm as an excuse to afk
Grian: "You will begin when I say the word "G-O" Also Grian 2 seconds later: "Is everyone ready to go?
That may have been intentional to get people that noticed a head start. Sadly doesn’t look like anyone did.
@@MoreSkyGuy Kinda like Guy's Grocery Games, where he works "3-2-1 Go" into a regular speech (which starts the challenge timer too)
He also said the word “go” like two seconds before he said “g-o”, and then said “go” again after (like you said), so he said it at least twice from what I heard lol
Grian has reached peak government with the Permit Office now. “I’ve decided the Permit Office can do whatever it wants now.”
So who gave the Permit office permission to permit permits?
@@KP-cb4sy Why it's The Permit Office Permit Office of course!
Slava Russia
@@V-DtaJ As of Day 803 of the "3 day special military operation" Russia is down about 4,000 tanks, 342 planes, 360 helicopters, lost the ability to conduct naval operations in the Black Sea to a country that has no navy, and 105,000 soldiers killed, and countless more injured, just for them to be locked in a stalemate at the exact same lines that they started the war at. They will not win.
@@KP-cb4syHow dare you question the permitting of permits from the permit shop!
Ren sounding so professional killed me "Grian I have created a fish"
You should totally end a Hermitcraft episode with “oh you want MORE Hermitcraft? You want the next episode already? Sorry I’m gonna hafta put you on hold”
It turned from Grian trolling the whole server with stupid lil tasks into him babysitting a bunch of toddlers so very fast
I’m pretty sure he regretted doing this 😂
Hehe rhymes
Grian creating max chaos as always
Grain Creating Wars For The 4 time in a row.
fr tho
I aspire to be like him
@@billygames9161who’s GRAIN?!
It's funny that he makes people do ritual paper work and chaos max dragon is a ritual monster in yugioh.
Watching Grian watch the hermits do their permit forms is like a daycare worker being approached by little kids excited to show the smallest thing
The busting up laughing an saying "I forgot there was only one chair down here" as all the hermits pile on to the one waiting room chair has got to be made into official art now.
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
21:45
31:50 The peer pressure joke is way too under appreciated
*Pier pressure
Very enjoyable, I'm very sorry but I do like to see the Hermits going through the wringer like this 😂
Ikr
Joe is the king of undersold jokes. It means they get missed a lot, but it makes them way better when you catch them.
How would you know that it’s under appreciated? How were you able to gauge the appreciation of that joke. How do you know that every person who watched this video didn’t appreciate that joke immensely?
This is so fun to watch! Fishing rod sells, red sandstone sells, shops have their back detailed, Bdubs complemented, and everyone fished. What a wonderful experience all of that is!
Imagine the Waiting Room slowly expands beneath the ground, becoming a true labyrinth.
I like how nobody even considered Grian as a non-participating Hermit, considering that as management, he does fall into that category. He was CONSIDERABLY closer than Bdubs too 😂😂😂
Omg true 😂
Grian: the permit office doesn't make profit. Also Grian: making 50 plus diomands.
I wonder if any of those permits actually manage to make enough diamonds to compensate for what they spent on getting them.
Fr 😆
"the permit office isn't even fun for me!" Oh, but it is for us Grian
32:10 killed me💀 “You won’t get treasure there” “I might”
"Act out your favourite minecraft tree" you outdid yourself with this one Grian. Just brilliant.
*Don’t read my name…. 😮*
I love that instead of using your shop, Scar went and dug up red sand. He really went the extra mile lol
And he STILL won lol!
Amazing New life series idea just came to me!!! Past Life. It’s a mega season of the life series that combines all the past mechanics into one. Random number of lives, secrets to keep, boogeymen, limited time, linked life, the works! You could even do something weirder with this idea. Let’s say the game modes are randomized for the players. Meaning, at the start of the season they will receive a past life series mechanic that will only apply to them for the season. Some will have to do secrets, some will get more or fewer lives, some will be effected by a time limit that shortens with deaths, etc. I bet this would end up with factions being formed right off the bat and then you could have different seasons of life series effectively battling each other for the top at the end. I think this would be phenomenal!
the permit challenge was so good, seeing the hermit panics the first few seconds and just spin around is just too funny for me 😂
As an avid marine geek, hearing Xisuma call a jellyfish a fish, and then Cleo call it a cephalopod hurt my soul, NO RECOGNITION FOR MY SWEET CNIDARIAN
Meanwhile cleo: "i'm a geologist, not a marine biologist!"
Its even funnier because grian is a marine biologist
NO BC I THOUGHT THE SAME LMAO
Xisuma saying whales are fish hurt even more, they are quite famously mammals. Of course this ignores the whole fish cannot exist as a taxonomic grouping because the smallest group that covers all fish is just every vertebrate.
“Kephalopod”😭
Something about Iskall improvising a Permit Office song to the tune of 'Always On My Mind' completely broke me.
one of my favourite songs atm lol
He does that alot tbf, fairly sure its the only song he knows lol
You Sir outdid yourself. The most chaotic and hilarious thing I have seen in a long time! Iscall singing on the roof was just too much for me 😂
i love how X has built anything other than a fish
Iskall finding out he was only competing against himself was probably the funniest thing in this whole video. The troll has become the trolled over and over again this season and it's amazing!
an idea for the "Pop up Prismarine shop": Build a slightly annoyed statue of yourself that has caught a guardian instead of the mending book, the guardian has surfaced and pops its head out of the water, hence the name "Pop up Prismarine Shop"
I love this idea
@@rjtimmerman2861 same
I NEED THIS. NOW.
23:10 The slightly expensive creeper-made rockets are good as a sign of your departure with the elytra 😆
22:08 is such a wholesome moment
I love the permits solely for the reason that they are Minecraft items that have managed to cause mental pain
It’s not even the permits. It’s just the permit office
Babe wake up a new episode of Fish-Hermit-Permitcraft also that family photo was ADORABLE
Perfishcraft
@@IljaMuromec114 I cant believe I didnt think of this myself
Thepopularserverofthegameminecraftwhereyouenactintheactivityofcatchingmarineanimalsandworkinthedepartmentofpermitsasahermitcraft
Yes!!! So cute!
Fermitcraft
Funny shop idea: pop-up shop that literally pops up out of the ground when you approach like something in children’s pop-up books or perhaps a game of whack-a-mole.
34:45 Ren protested to Grian, I can't blame him 😂
Lmao at 40:43 when G puts in the disk, i love how every hermit just backs off as if its a grenade or something, and Etho just stands there like "what have i gotten myself into?" 😂
6:25 “I need an Adult” -Grian, Year: 2024, Age: Adult Edit: holy crap thank y’all for the likes!!
My favorite age Adult
And married!
If I remember correctly on snt he 25 or something?
He might be, I just didn’t know when making the comment lol
Horn material, right there!
After so many KZheadrs quitting, Grian still pushes through. This man will be forever immortalized on the internet.
«We love you and appriciate you Bdubs!» «SIKE!»
The permit challenges awoke the trauma of my old job as a camp-counsellor, and having to do this with like 120 kids every week. Hey Grian, if this youtube thing doesn't work out for you I think you have a bright future babysitting children in the woods!
I learned today that Grian has a marine biology degree, which makes the whole fisherman ark much funnier 😂
Same. Especially the raid at the statue. Weird stuff just happens, and you’ve got to roll with it.
Grian: "The permit office doesn't take any money, it's not a shop, it's just here to sort out any issues that may pop up with the permits" (paraphrasing from an earlier episode) Also Grian: "The permit office does what it wants" *Grabs diamonds that he basically forced people to spend in order to get new permits* He's roleplaying the government perfectly lol
9:58 "I'm not here" *The permit office described in three words*
I think people often forget you has a life outside of hermitcraft Take your time G👑
Tell him to stop
Xisuma don't argue with the man that has a marine biology degree about what is and isn't a fish.
WAIT WHAT.
@MoreSkyGuy grian is a biologist. Pretty sure gem is too.
@@ArtblockInsomniac this information has blown my mind. That is super cool. How did I not know this before.
Grian is succeeding in what King Ren couldn't, making people do absurd tasks Also I love how Grian has become the very thing he always rebelled against
He has become the very thing he swore to destroy
He decided to do a role switch-up this time.
Grian I’m gonna cry I’ve been checking every day for the last 7 days for a video…
he went outside to smell the roses like you should do.
34:00 that xisuma laugh 😂
This has the same energy as a kindergarden teacher calmly trying to deal with like 7 different kid's problems at once during playtime
I teach HS....and am totally vibing with this
"This is my fourth season on Hermitcraft." Are you sure about that?!?!
The math isnt mathing
Yeah no he joined season 6
it is though, he joined in season 6 edit: sorry my math isnt mathing today, 6, 7, 8 ,9 ,10 =5 seasons
@@hiro_lim he was in 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 that is five seasons
6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Five seasons.
One of the best episodes of Hermitcraft ever. When everyone was spinning and people started laughing, including a delayed Etho, that was one of the best laughs I've had on HC, and the rest of the challenges just kept being hilarious.
Dude it's been 10 days I'm dieing overhere
Same
He could have a cold and be unable to post or something
I have a theory I mean last time he was off for a while he was planning a new life series so it could be that or just a cold
god forbid he has a writer's block or just wants a break
The moment Iskall was the only person not blasting off after spinning around, I knew he'd be the only one going for that permit, AND that he wouldn't notice and it would be hilarious
27:18 comedy GOLD. Especially just from Grian's perspective because you can REALLY see everyone struggling.
18:45 Grian putting up posters while everyone waits in line outside is so permit office of him
33:45 I laughed so hard! X's "laugh" got me good 😂
A woman goes into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, I think I'm addicted to petting zoos!" The doctors frowns and says, "Really? What are your symptoms?" And she says, "Well, I've been feeling a little horse for weeks." THANK YOU! I'll be here all week! Try the salmon! Bonus: A man says to the doctor, "Doc, I've forgotten what an airport building is called!" The doctor solemnly puts down the man's chart and says, "I'm so sorry. It's terminal."
Lmao
This one is not exactly PG but doctors love it. Be warned. I was asked to fill out a form on a hospital and the nurse handed me a long thermometer. Confused, I showed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said "Oh no! Some a**h*** got my pen!". Hope yt censor let it pass 😂
"Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room." "Tell him I can't see him at the moment."
@@rafael_lanait’s not illegal to say asshole on youtube is it?
The Stupendium's jokes are always welcome.
My favourite moments of this episode: 6:25 Grian: "I need an adult" 27:24 Etho's terribly perfect joke
It was also the funniest joke. Situational comedy is the best form.of comedy
"WOMP WOMP" Didn't expect that from cleo on hermitcraft 😂
Permit challenges was a brilliant way to get Hermits together doing silly and fun tasks - it was like a mini game, only much bigger :D
I love the "Yes And" attitude of the Hermit Craft server - everyone is totally onboard, and having fun running the permit office's errends.... I mean "challenges".
Etho's journey for a monopoly on glass this season was not something I could've predicted, but it is definitely welcome.
I would love to see an informal series of grian rating and reviewing tutorials for farms as a non-redstoner. I feel like it'd be really valuable to us casuals lol
Heyho, for the guardian farm: If there's a hermit in the nether more than 128 blocks away from the killing chamber, the guardians will immediately despawn upon entering the nether. If you want to run it with someone in the nether, you need an account close to the killing chamber. Also just FYI, the advantage of Ian's original design is the ability to multiply the drops with looting.
27:24 Etho was setting up the joke on the last task the whole time, man's playing 5D chess
I’m sorry I don’t get the joke
Iskall being the only one singing was really funny and chaotic 😂
Just wait a week or two and well have the most epic bubbly bubbly boo remix of all time
this was such a funny episode ngl, i enjoyed the chaos of every single hermit doing a diff thing in the same frame, all panicking while grian is just giggling
“See you in a few weeks etho” “NOOO-“ Joel and Scar: Another one bites the dust!
Etho's "joke" was brilliant. Love that guy. Congrats on making a fun bit of craziness for the Hermits!
can't believe joe's pier pressure pun got ignored. it was so good.
6:26 “I need a better system… I need an adult!”
I think there was a missed opportunity someone could have bought all the good fishing rods and put everyone else at a disadvantage
i would say it was to expensive for that bying all 12 would be 120 diamonds and i dont think anyone would pay that much just to slightly sabotage the others
41:42 “No one was like trying to cheat their way in the system” while etho: can i put a book than rod it up?
I think he found a very VERY specific loophole🤣
@@Spoonology LOLHAHSHWHDW
Rip grian 🙏🙏 it’s been a 12 days
Hermits: Take 100hrs to get a permit Grian: Takes 2 minutes
"This job isn't even fun for me!" The inevitable suffering is a mutual feeling