KZhead
Автокөліктер мен көлік құралдары

TGPD vs Captain Slow | Top Gear | Series 21 | BBC

Top Gear
2014 ж. 1 Қар.
20 391 743 Рет қаралды
Жүктеу

Its James' turn to evade the Top Gear Police Department, but decides to live up to his Captain Slow title. Amazingly, it kind of works, so Hammond and Clarkson brings out the big guns to bring May down. Clip taken from series 21, episode 1.
Subscribe for more awesome Top Gear videos: kzhead.info_c...
Top Gear KZhead channel: / topgear
TopGear.com website: www.topgear.com
Top Gear Facebook: / topgear
Top Gear Twitter: / bbc_topgear
This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios. Service & Feedback www.bbcstudios.com/contact/co...

Пікірлер

  • The TG police seal text is "ambitious but rubbish" in latin. The little touches are great.

    @zenvost2@zenvost25 жыл бұрын

    • isn’t it ambitious and inept

      @salvolcano8842@salvolcano88425 жыл бұрын

    • zenvost2 It’s actually ambitious and inept

      @callumhardy5098@callumhardy50985 жыл бұрын

    • Sal Volcano Isn’t ‘rubbish’ and ‘inept’ the same thing? My methods of language is a bit muddled.

      @TimeTravelinc@TimeTravelinc4 жыл бұрын

    • It doesn't matter, you can't speak to dead Roman anyway.

      @leslieeaston3383@leslieeaston33834 жыл бұрын

    • i was thinking to myself earlier, what does that mean xD?

      @shadowman3557@shadowman35574 жыл бұрын

  • James: "He's stopped! He's given up-" TGPD Tank: *We don't do that here*

    @goak1764@goak17643 жыл бұрын

    • Police: Isn't that illegal? Hammond: Resisting arrest? Yes!

      @thecircleoft.e.d2121@thecircleoft.e.d21213 жыл бұрын

    • Jeremy: 2:09

      @mangotail6808@mangotail68082 жыл бұрын

    • I mean, you’re almost correct. It looks like a 2S15 Norov SPG, which is based on the 2S1 Gvodzika Self-Propelled Artillery.

      @aboyes9835@aboyes98352 жыл бұрын

    • @@aboyes9835 want cookie? 🍪

      @isaiahhudson7182@isaiahhudson71822 жыл бұрын

    • as a person who really likes tanks. That's true. Tanks don't do that here

      @Accidentalreef@Accidentalreef2 жыл бұрын

  • That blop-blop-blop sound of Jeremy's bumper as he drives away from his (self-inflicted) crash is far better than any dialogue.

    @JamaicanCastle@JamaicanCastle3 жыл бұрын

    • self inflicted? Nonsense! The criminal simply crashed into him at speed

      @TacticalAnthony@TacticalAnthony2 жыл бұрын

    • He’s right you know. It’s in the report an everyfin’

      @DC-nx8ey@DC-nx8ey Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@TacticalAnthony and hes gonna get that bastard

      @kidnamedfingerreal@kidnamedfingerreal10 ай бұрын

    • His face as he leaves aswell

      @yyyyymmoT@yyyyymmoT7 ай бұрын

    • P

      @harrybtown1506@harrybtown1506Ай бұрын

  • "what are you gonna do? you cant pull him out" American Cops- "so anyway I started blasting"

    @OmegaVestoLord@OmegaVestoLord3 жыл бұрын

    • Turn off CNN kid

      @Nobody-cw3ri@Nobody-cw3ri2 жыл бұрын

    • @@Nobody-cw3ri Thats the joke.

      @nittayoshifumi8252@nittayoshifumi82522 жыл бұрын

    • @@Nobody-cw3ri I mean it is true but its not always a bad thing.

      @wizard_of_poz4413@wizard_of_poz44132 жыл бұрын

    • Jokes aside, you won’t gonna shoot someone for minor traffic violations like speeding though, we aren’t talking about a life and death scenario

      @Icetea-2000@Icetea-20002 жыл бұрын

    • @@Icetea-2000 no because that's a non issue for the most part. But if someone flattens people in a residential area, then may God help them

      @wizard_of_poz4413@wizard_of_poz44132 жыл бұрын

  • "why go ludicrously fast when you can just go the normal speed" by god that is such a May thing to say

    @TabithaHolland_@TabithaHolland_4 жыл бұрын

    • Go back to your country tabitha

      @delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol7434 жыл бұрын

    • Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol Go back to the hole you crawled from.

      @Styxoyonyx@Styxoyonyx4 жыл бұрын

    • Delta9 TetraHidroCannabinol shut the fuck up

      @stacyjunio3663@stacyjunio36634 жыл бұрын

    • @@delta9tetrahidrocannabinol743 lol stfu lmao

      @rideabike979@rideabike9794 жыл бұрын

    • James may is homie

      @RZ670@RZ6704 жыл бұрын

  • “The drone of intrusiveness has crashed” i love how calm he sounded.

    @asianguy1700@asianguy17004 жыл бұрын

    • hahah lol

      @imanin9972@imanin99723 жыл бұрын

    • Its a UAV

      @sikdoesthis286@sikdoesthis2863 жыл бұрын

    • @@sikdoesthis286 no it’s the drone of intrusiveness

      @toastykoro@toastykoro3 жыл бұрын

    • @@toastykoro and it has crashed

      @GoingDownOnJill@GoingDownOnJill3 жыл бұрын

    • Haha it made me think of Ralph the movie makers review of that dogshit restaurant investigator show Send in the drones

      @KaladinVegapunk@KaladinVegapunk3 жыл бұрын

  • 1:35 Jeremy: "we don't have him,he's closed my door" that cracked me up

    @kalebwhitrockdingus@kalebwhitrockdingus2 жыл бұрын

  • James calmly driving away every single time they seemingly manage to block him off is significantly funnier than it has any right to be.

    @thegentlemanpirate6844@thegentlemanpirate68442 жыл бұрын

  • The TGPD: the most militarised police force in the world.

    @adeheys9661@adeheys96617 жыл бұрын

    • I thought that was Chicago

      @michaellorah9051@michaellorah90516 жыл бұрын

    • *Chiraq

      @liamweaver2944@liamweaver29446 жыл бұрын

    • dont you mean the average US police force?

      @swatboy763@swatboy7636 жыл бұрын

    • And the most inept.

      @ProjectT@ProjectT5 жыл бұрын

    • Least*

      @zyill@zyill5 жыл бұрын

  • Hammond:I don’t think he should be handling that *pulls out a tank*

    @jackmoore1849@jackmoore18495 жыл бұрын

    • Hammond is hypocrite .

      @beaverscope8317@beaverscope83174 жыл бұрын

    • @@beaverscope8317 like you

      @zEternus@zEternus4 жыл бұрын

    • @@zEternus thank you.

      @beaverscope8317@beaverscope83174 жыл бұрын

    • @@cheesepuffs5226 do you mind .

      @beaverscope8317@beaverscope83174 жыл бұрын

    • Hammond is funny I swear he is dead and some how still alive but like a friendly zombie who won’t eat you but loves crashing and giving himself brain damage but he is a mental man Hammond on a wing plane screaming haha Hammond must really enjoy himself a lot lol does stuff that the old ones won’t do

      @jonathanoxlade4252@jonathanoxlade42524 жыл бұрын

  • 5:52 I love the pure joy on Hammonds face as he brutally wrecked a wall and I love how James is so sarcastic about the tank that he doesn’t realise what Hammond can do

    @HerefordBull703@HerefordBull703 Жыл бұрын

  • "We don't have him, he closed my door!"

    @SoulTheSoul@SoulTheSoul3 жыл бұрын

  • I can't belive they actually killed James May, just to get that scene!

    @tenebris5705@tenebris57054 жыл бұрын

    • He got better :)

      @zxbzxbzxb1@zxbzxbzxb13 жыл бұрын

    • it shows the dedication the crew went to for the exceptional realism of Top Gear!

      @chris-um2sh@chris-um2sh3 жыл бұрын

    • @@chris-um2sh Oh yeah, but I think they went too far this time

      @tenebris5705@tenebris57053 жыл бұрын

    • @@zxbzxbzxb1 I hope so, it seems pretty serious

      @tenebris5705@tenebris57053 жыл бұрын

    • @@tenebris5705 "Only two things are infinite: the universe and James Mays longevity" - Albert Einstein

      @zxbzxbzxb1@zxbzxbzxb13 жыл бұрын

  • When you accidentally add another 0 to the budget .

    @_LLevi_@_LLevi_3 жыл бұрын

    • I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if that's what actually happened, the episodes in the last few seasons got a lot more mental

      @Dotman-mn8rb@Dotman-mn8rb3 жыл бұрын

    • What are you talking about? There is no accident. Oh wait...

      @rikishikato5001@rikishikato50013 жыл бұрын

    • @@greatdays7050 ?

      @sl.t@sl.t3 жыл бұрын

    • Hah saw that

      @greatdays7050@greatdays70503 жыл бұрын

    • Haha, then I wonder how many '0's they might have accidentally added when they launched a Reliant Robin 'space shuttle'. Lol

      @cenchloraadums3143@cenchloraadums31433 жыл бұрын

  • This was my favorite episode, rip James may his presence was always missing in every episode after

    @crusader7772@crusader77722 жыл бұрын

    • I see what you did there.

      @lordmlaw9900@lordmlaw99002 жыл бұрын

    • He gave his life for this shot, what a dedication

      @doggoisamongo8783@doggoisamongo87832 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Clarkson just stands there in disbelief with his arms wide open when May just keeps driving off. It's like he's saying "He can't do that...can he do that?"

    @SunnyIntervalsORG@SunnyIntervalsORG Жыл бұрын

  • "So remind me again why exactly you need a 2S1 Gvozdika self-propelled 122-millimetre gun?" "We're playing cops and robbers."

    @danthalios@danthalios3 жыл бұрын

    • @COOPER WHITE That's what makes them such an amazing trio.

      @JohnSmith-mk5jt@JohnSmith-mk5jt2 жыл бұрын

    • I thought its an SP 1 C

      @pctech1042@pctech10422 жыл бұрын

    • reasons unknown... but it will come in handy some day...

      @sebulller@sebulller2 жыл бұрын

    • @@pctech1042 no that'ss a german light that

      @Accidentalreef@Accidentalreef2 жыл бұрын

    • @@pctech1042 Nope that's definitely a 2S1. The SP1C has a less bulkier front

      @AnonYmous-dh2zt@AnonYmous-dh2zt2 жыл бұрын

  • “I.. was.. in.. persuit.. of.. a.. pleb.. *uh* male..”

    @GeweerBeer@GeweerBeer5 жыл бұрын

    • IC1 male. Police code for white skin.

      @respectedgentleman4322@respectedgentleman43225 жыл бұрын

    • and Clarkson said I were in persuit I believe

      @wolfox7776@wolfox77765 жыл бұрын

    • @@respectedgentleman4322 White - North european, technically

      @amyshaw893@amyshaw8934 жыл бұрын

    • I was in persuit of a pleb *UHHH* Perv

      @vaughie123@vaughie1234 жыл бұрын

    • Were

      @engasal@engasal4 жыл бұрын

  • [2:20 - 3:00] I'm genuinely impressed by the speed of that thing!!!

    @ThePiquedPigeon@ThePiquedPigeon2 жыл бұрын

    • Turbo Diesels haul some ass

      @thelando3698@thelando36982 жыл бұрын

    • Could go 63mph

      @lucky889s9@lucky889s92 жыл бұрын

  • Dubai police force: we have the most advanced police force in the world TGPD: hold my beer

    @samzong1846@samzong18464 жыл бұрын

    • TGPD: hold my tank

      @apollomars1678@apollomars16784 жыл бұрын

    • Dubai has the best cars sure but not in any way are they advanced.

      @nickgage1438@nickgage14384 жыл бұрын

    • @@apollomars1678 hold my moustache

      @DovahkiinSaiyan@DovahkiinSaiyan4 жыл бұрын

    • The LAPD is the best one

      @grandhomme4183@grandhomme41834 жыл бұрын

    • @@nickgage1438 man they're just all show& no go Any Islamic country has two things going for them Oil& punishment against women

      @zeroday5441@zeroday54414 жыл бұрын

  • Moral of the story, Don't give Hammond a Tank.

    @vettebodee@vettebodee8 жыл бұрын

    • Ya think

      @FerroequinologistofColorado@FerroequinologistofColorado8 жыл бұрын

    • Moral of the story is don't try to be a smart ass and then try to outrun a tank off-road

      @TomJerry-xm4ep@TomJerry-xm4ep8 жыл бұрын

    • Moral of the story is... Harambe is not dead.

      @richardmillhousenixon@richardmillhousenixon7 жыл бұрын

    • TheIronNinj

      @BillyPritchard@BillyPritchard7 жыл бұрын

    • it wasn't a tank. it's was soviet self-propelled artillery

      @daniyarsadykov3385@daniyarsadykov33857 жыл бұрын

  • Took me seven years to realize he's using a Thrustmaster joystick (for PC/console video games) to "pilot" the drone at 3:50

    @calvinchen4505@calvinchen45052 жыл бұрын

    • The show is scripted for the most part like WWE wrestling. No is actually getting hurt most of the time and the stunts are controlled. Still funnny though

      @Shadowdoc26@Shadowdoc262 жыл бұрын

    • It's obviously just an RC toy. Real drones are actual aircraft sized

      @folx2733@folx2733 Жыл бұрын

    • I actually have that joystick, but it comes with a throttle that you can’t remove from it, so where did it go?!

      @Proto-EXX@Proto-EXX10 ай бұрын

  • “This is an arrest!” ✌🏻 Funny every time!!

    @bellerain381@bellerain381 Жыл бұрын

  • The TGPD has better equipment than most UK police...

    @davidvanderven@davidvanderven5 жыл бұрын

    • ... Most???

      @Wolham@Wolham5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Wolham no small arms...

      @davidvanderven@davidvanderven5 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidvanderven Who needs small arms when you have a tank with an operational cannon?

      @WeldingForJesus@WeldingForJesus5 жыл бұрын

    • @@WeldingForJesus sometimes a .44 or a .50 cal are more 'situationally' appropriate...

      @davidvanderven@davidvanderven5 жыл бұрын

    • @@davidvanderven Like, in what scenario??

      @WeldingForJesus@WeldingForJesus5 жыл бұрын

  • This show must've been so much fun to shoot.

    @maxbrestable@maxbrestable8 жыл бұрын

    • Maxbrestable! That tank must have been fun to shoot

      @eetu2875@eetu28755 жыл бұрын

    • @@eetu2875 well it's a self propelled artillery, and they likely used a blank, but I guess it would be pretty fun nonetheless

      @Clangokkuner@Clangokkuner5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Clangokkuner you must be fun at parties

      @KookoCraft@KookoCraft5 жыл бұрын

    • @@KookoCraft I don't go to parties I think they're boring

      @Clangokkuner@Clangokkuner5 жыл бұрын

    • Would you take a punch form Clarkson?? To be producer on grand tour??

      @libertyprime5089@libertyprime50895 жыл бұрын

  • 6:15 this single minute is better than the entire new top-gear

    @ClassicDannyboy@ClassicDannyboy2 жыл бұрын

  • Clarkson: Got him! James: -drives off Clarkson: Wait, that's illegal

    @worldcomicsreview354@worldcomicsreview3542 жыл бұрын

  • When you get 6 stars in GTA

    @amalaysian1514@amalaysian15145 жыл бұрын

    • No 10 stars

      @elduardsalunga5665@elduardsalunga56654 жыл бұрын

    • So true

      @macaman2559@macaman25594 жыл бұрын

    • It's more like 69 stars

      @GD_Cheezy@GD_Cheezy4 жыл бұрын

    • 10000000000 stars

      @danibelu6306@danibelu63064 жыл бұрын

    • I think we’ve got a patriotic Nasi Lemak eater

      @Swukelz@Swukelz4 жыл бұрын

  • 6:03 me when I have a presentation in front of the class

    @goob_shade5562@goob_shade55623 жыл бұрын

    • “And rightfully so in both scenarios...”

      @CrisisHedgehog@CrisisHedgehog3 жыл бұрын

    • You need to tell?

      @lydathegreat@lydathegreat3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lydathegreat YES

      @mikethescienceguy@mikethescienceguy2 жыл бұрын

    • hahahahahaha

      @willwisneski6264@willwisneski62642 жыл бұрын

    • I was not ready for that answer I'm lmao when I heard that

      @Ez_Russell1478@Ez_Russell14782 жыл бұрын

  • James: he's stoped, hes giving up! Tank: peace was never an option!

    @Ale-um9to@Ale-um9to2 жыл бұрын

  • I remember watching this as a kid. It was amazingly believable back then - thanks for putting on a show TG

    @marklabuschagne7499@marklabuschagne74992 жыл бұрын

  • "He's stopped. He's given up!" *B O O M*

    @Quartx130@Quartx1304 жыл бұрын

    • Kboom

      @pranavkumar3102@pranavkumar31022 жыл бұрын

    • How does this have 1.2K likes but only one reply?

      @ProjectEurobeat@ProjectEurobeat2 жыл бұрын

    • “And on that bombshell, back to the studio..”

      @GageisGreat12@GageisGreat12 Жыл бұрын

    • RIP that guy

      @mihoplays842@mihoplays842 Жыл бұрын

  • ï were in pursuit of a pleb" BEST LINE EVER

    @ausintune9014@ausintune90147 жыл бұрын

    • @@knedl1k_ "I am" in past tense

      @dani1999n@dani1999n5 жыл бұрын

    • I'm gonna get that BOSTARD!

      @supergluehotty@supergluehotty5 жыл бұрын

    • That nobody with the Guitar but why not “I was”?

      @Dexfire20@Dexfire205 жыл бұрын

    • XEX_Racing_League ok thanks

      @Dexfire20@Dexfire205 жыл бұрын

    • Sorry but it was clearly hammonds line of I have an erection, that was the best of them all

      @connorfielding8263@connorfielding82635 жыл бұрын

  • "He's stopped. He's given up!" _famous last words_

    @sahilshirke4058@sahilshirke40582 жыл бұрын

  • The way he bumped and closed the door on Jeremy 😂

    @andreabruno8401@andreabruno8401 Жыл бұрын

  • James may: you can’t pull a man out of the car *LSPD Joined the chat*

    @takon0458@takon04584 жыл бұрын

    • NOOSE HAS JOINED THE CHAT

      @idrip2153@idrip21534 жыл бұрын

    • *GUNS HAVE JOINED THE CHAT*

      @someoneidk6303@someoneidk63034 жыл бұрын

    • Oh hey an old comment

      @someoneidk6303@someoneidk63034 жыл бұрын

    • @@someoneidk6303 Oh hey a new comment

      @dodgey6568@dodgey65684 жыл бұрын

    • You can’t pull a man out of the river *LEGO CITY* let me tell you something

      @GrummanTestPilot@GrummanTestPilot4 жыл бұрын

  • "We have him!" *backs up "We don't have him! he has closed my door!" that is me trying to do anything, in a nutshell.

    @HelmLord5792@HelmLord57928 жыл бұрын

    • So true. Like "Okay, I guess I fixed my life ..... Aaaand nvm."

      @20cnVision@20cnVision7 жыл бұрын

    • +Dane The Engi brain. use it. please?

      @brackpepo@brackpepo7 жыл бұрын

    • HelmLord5792 xxq

      @miiiwaaa@miiiwaaa7 жыл бұрын

    • HelmLord5792

      @AScarchilli@AScarchilli7 жыл бұрын

    • HelmLord5792 (

      @gemmaharvey7806@gemmaharvey78067 жыл бұрын

  • One of the best episodes they ever did. In my opinion.

    @simplyrealistc1232@simplyrealistc12322 жыл бұрын

  • 4:40 Why oh why Jeremy shouting "ENGAGING FLAILS!" makes me fall off my chair every time?!? 😂😂

    @grandicellichannel@grandicellichannel Жыл бұрын

  • 1:33 "We got him! We finally have him!" *pulls out* "We don't have him! He closed my door!" XD

    @scrumbus8046@scrumbus80468 жыл бұрын

    • +A Toaster Doodle Noodle If police chases was like more often I'd watch, this is funny.

      @Alewolf01@Alewolf018 жыл бұрын

    • I'm gonna get that bastard

      @fiber9m@fiber9m8 жыл бұрын

    • +A Toaster Doodle Noodle You watched the video too?

      @ImMagnetz@ImMagnetz8 жыл бұрын

    • i did not now this was scrpted tell if ound out on youtube thats how good it was

      @minecraftertracey01@minecraftertracey016 жыл бұрын

  • I love how even when there's a literal tank on May's tail, he absolutely refuses to take anything seriously

    @CMGThePerson@CMGThePerson3 жыл бұрын

    • Well if they cant get you then

      @langleysenterprise5134@langleysenterprise51342 жыл бұрын

    • Its because he's "Done it Properly!"

      @kellhound7227@kellhound72272 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@kellhound7227v jfSJ7sn5pv8 as3321111v{😅💋🌼💋💋🤣🤣🤣🌹as❤ ‏‪4:06‬‏ 😊😂1 gg

      @user-gb7kf7uw9o@user-gb7kf7uw9o11 ай бұрын

    • because he knows that hammond and clarkson are massively incompetent

      @jamesshenk4615@jamesshenk461510 ай бұрын

  • Hammond: "This is an arrest!" May: ✌

    @lokoiutfftty@lokoiutfftty2 жыл бұрын

  • This episode was a glorious example of the brilliance that was Top Gear.

    @huh8662@huh8662 Жыл бұрын

  • "He's stopped. He's given u-." *tanks blows him up* "ah, on that note, back to the studio."

    @rewindproductions7261@rewindproductions72615 жыл бұрын

    • BluePhantom Productions classic 80s comic relief.

      @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9254 жыл бұрын

    • "So he won't be coming on?"

      @themagicslinky1773@themagicslinky17734 жыл бұрын

    • “And on that bomb shell, back to the studio.”

      @thebiggeststarwarsfan6635@thebiggeststarwarsfan66354 жыл бұрын

    • Jhuhhghygjh

      @kentclestervillaver3826@kentclestervillaver38264 жыл бұрын

    • Kxhdhdusjwjsveushdhehshshsushshdhjehduznjexushzhshshshehshehdjehshheshhshehsheusheushehdjakkoopppidjehdudjjejeejejeiuedjduududjsieiwoooooeodoosisisiisijsjsususususudududududueudududududududuududurudueueududududdu

      @kentclestervillaver3826@kentclestervillaver38264 жыл бұрын

  • 6:37 top 10 saddest anime deaths

    @thevichox07@thevichox075 жыл бұрын

    • And on that bombshell, back to the studio

      @therevenant4178@therevenant41784 жыл бұрын

    • Nooooooooooooo😭

      @xxXTakno46209Xxx@xxXTakno46209Xxx4 жыл бұрын

    • So true I was crying

      @macaman2559@macaman25594 жыл бұрын

    • 2:09 😂

      @ghostxx1810@ghostxx18104 жыл бұрын

    • Top 10 most spectacular anime deaths

      @guyincognito3530@guyincognito35304 жыл бұрын

  • Top gear is just incredible !!! Is so sad to realize that the world of those days is gone, this is a total new reality

    @motoXplore23@motoXplore232 жыл бұрын

  • This is my favourite Top Gear episode by far!

    @W0ffleWolfie@W0ffleWolfie9 ай бұрын

  • 1:09 Turning signal in a car chase. :D

    @E39Passion@E39Passion8 жыл бұрын

    • +4TaktRollerNeinDanke Gotta have manners in criminalville.

      @joeyghostx@joeyghostx8 жыл бұрын

    • HOW WAS THAT GUY ALIVE unless they edit that

      @Troy-ry5pp@Troy-ry5pp8 жыл бұрын

    • Troy Channel They did.

      @joeyghostx@joeyghostx8 жыл бұрын

    • +Troy Channel It's farily rare...in fact, it's VERY VERY rare, that you die from using your turning signals.

      @mooneyes2k478@mooneyes2k4788 жыл бұрын

    • Hi Landesgenosse.

      @wutzitrone4522@wutzitrone45228 жыл бұрын

  • Robber: *EXISTS* TGPD: im going to end this mans life...

    @lukkpikyeahboi1767@lukkpikyeahboi17674 жыл бұрын

    • No No be like “I’m about to end this mans whole career”

      @Pvt_soap_@Pvt_soap_4 жыл бұрын

    • @@Pvt_soap_ I think the original comment was more accurate and funny.

      @willmorrell488@willmorrell4884 жыл бұрын

    • Pvt_soap_ 1479 and who cares about that? Originality is better.

      @Joshdoingthings1@Joshdoingthings13 жыл бұрын

  • Title: TGPD vs Captain Slow Thumbnail: Jeremy and his VW Golf

    @paleoph6168@paleoph6168 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:12 d a c i a s a n d e r o m o m e n t

    @Ninyfive@Ninyfive3 жыл бұрын

  • "Ambitiose sed ineptum" God I miss this show.

    @summushieremiasclarkson4700@summushieremiasclarkson47004 жыл бұрын

    • These were the golden years of top gear now it's not bad but terrible in comparison the old guys had a unique friendship while I don't get that feeling with the new guys it's as if they a forced to get along

      @daraghmolloy3638@daraghmolloy36384 жыл бұрын

    • It means “Ambitious but inept” 😂

      @n2m2000@n2m20003 жыл бұрын

  • no james mays were harmed in the makiing of this viedio

    @jlowe6000@jlowe60009 жыл бұрын

    • Αpart from a James May

      @AristotelisMitsiou@AristotelisMitsiou9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** lol

      @jlowe6000@jlowe60009 жыл бұрын

    • But your spelling was.

      @Hampurilias@Hampurilias9 жыл бұрын

    • ***** was what

      @jlowe6000@jlowe60009 жыл бұрын

    • J Lowe he meant the "makiing" and the "viedio"

      @AristotelisMitsiou@AristotelisMitsiou9 жыл бұрын

  • I love watching these clips so much. I did of laughter every time.

    @westleydick7762@westleydick77622 жыл бұрын

  • I love how casual james is the entire ride

    @kicktheskullproductions9654@kicktheskullproductions96543 жыл бұрын

  • Basicly 3 men living the dream of every man: "Playing with big toys"

    @Glnn_n@Glnn_n4 жыл бұрын

  • Clarkson: Here we go. *Drone crashes on runway* ClErksAn: *THE DRONE OF INTRUSIVENESS HAS CRASHED...*

    @yeetusdeleti2948@yeetusdeleti29484 жыл бұрын

    • Clerksan sounds like how a Japanese person who speaks really bad English would say "Clarkson"

      @filmandfirearms@filmandfirearms4 жыл бұрын

    • @@filmandfirearms lol

      @Blue-jl1yq@Blue-jl1yq4 жыл бұрын

    • "eventually, i got the stone airbone and begin the hunt for oj may"

      @vaillante7667@vaillante76674 жыл бұрын

    • Who gave that man a pilot's license?

      @twistedyogert@twistedyogert3 жыл бұрын

    • Oh u sneaky little...

      @acewitchhunter222@acewitchhunter2223 жыл бұрын

  • So much fun watching this after so many years

    @motorolicauto@motorolicauto2 жыл бұрын

  • The drone crashing was hilarious

    @nickbuckley4371@nickbuckley43713 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh hang on a minute, He's stopped, He's given up" -proceeds to kill James May-

    @MissesWitch@MissesWitch3 жыл бұрын

    • He got out of the car before blowing it up I’m sure

      @BrianSellasBiggestFan@BrianSellasBiggestFan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BrianSellasBiggestFan ummm yeeeaaah obviously, not like they would actually blow the car up with him inside

      @northdkt7088@northdkt70883 жыл бұрын

    • @@northdkt7088 you never know

      @BrianSellasBiggestFan@BrianSellasBiggestFan3 жыл бұрын

    • @@BrianSellasBiggestFan xD true, you can never tell what they might do to each-other

      @northdkt7088@northdkt70883 жыл бұрын

    • You could see him alive at the end.....

      @zxsium4059@zxsium40593 жыл бұрын

  • "Here we go." *3 Seconds later:* " The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed."

    @poggergen1937@poggergen19374 жыл бұрын

  • This is my favorite Top Gear episode

    @Grubby198@Grubby1984 ай бұрын

  • Jeremy opening his door with confidence: James casually closing his door again: 🗿

    @bricksalive4735@bricksalive4735 Жыл бұрын

  • James: you can’t pull a man out of a car GTA: Hold my shark cards

    @legendaryarchie6512@legendaryarchie65123 жыл бұрын

    • Russian cops: hold my jumping through windshields

      @Utubesuperstar@Utubesuperstar3 жыл бұрын

    • he drives away Shoot At Him

      @elratton4598@elratton45982 жыл бұрын

    • American Police: have seen our batons??

      @MrSomeRandomGuy2012@MrSomeRandomGuy20122 жыл бұрын

    • @@Utubesuperstar usa cops, eh fucking shoot him out lmao

      @ghillepig2@ghillepig22 жыл бұрын

  • 6:03 this is all u need to know guys

    @leem4741@leem47414 жыл бұрын

    • It is a nice tank though lol

      @WRUScrumhalf@WRUScrumhalf3 жыл бұрын

    • @@WRUScrumhalf So is the: M1A1 Abrams (American tank) Leopard 2A8 (German tank) Uralvagonzavod T-90 (Russian tank) Hägglunds BAE systems CV-90 (Sweden Tank)

      @ImFromIowa@ImFromIowa3 жыл бұрын

  • That ending was spectacularly hilarious

    @AshWont@AshWont2 жыл бұрын

  • The 10 seconds from 5:46 on made me laugh way more than they should.

    @DagoDuck@DagoDuck Жыл бұрын

  • Jeremy:Here we go *Crashes Drone at takeoff* Jeremy:The Drone of intrusiveness has crashed. 😂😂😂

    @marymisikov7332@marymisikov73326 жыл бұрын

    • Top Gear feels like Monty Python with vehicles all too often.

      @Gerbs1913@Gerbs19134 жыл бұрын

  • "The eaty thing of devastation."

    @XpoZedBeatz@XpoZedBeatz7 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm not sure, if he should be operating that thing."

      @striderx8255@striderx82557 жыл бұрын

    • E.T*

      @msg9434@msg94347 жыл бұрын

    • lmao

      @audreycgranleeser7476@audreycgranleeser74767 жыл бұрын

    • Its not 'E.T' lmao its what the guy said to start with 'eaty'.

      @bvbinsane1vanity@bvbinsane1vanity7 жыл бұрын

    • it is E.T. because it looks Extra Terrestial...

      @msg9434@msg94347 жыл бұрын

  • 1:30 “No we don’t, he’s closed my door!” got me😂

    @SeverideSquad-3@SeverideSquad-34 ай бұрын

  • I share this video to so many people because it's brilliant.

    @nzriot@nzriot2 жыл бұрын

  • "The drone of Intrusiveness has crashed

    @ryansmith1471@ryansmith14717 жыл бұрын

  • Hammond: Im not sure he should be operating that thing... *PULLS OUT TANK*

    @vitamins6611@vitamins66114 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, he was talking about the Urang-utang

      @wolfox7776@wolfox77763 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't roll it, for once.

      @connorstohl6050@connorstohl60503 жыл бұрын

    • Thats also not actually a tank.

      @kartoffelschloss6425@kartoffelschloss64253 жыл бұрын

    • im your 230th like thank me later:)

      @JohnMiller1998@JohnMiller19983 жыл бұрын

    • @@kartoffelschloss6425 It was a tank

      @DatBoi-dx1wi@DatBoi-dx1wi3 жыл бұрын

  • "Eaty Thing of Devastation" Best vehicle name ever

    @RedTheMandalorian@RedTheMandalorian9 ай бұрын

  • So many memorable moments and quotes in this video oh my

    @ModelFossilist@ModelFossilist11 ай бұрын

  • I miss good Top Gear :(

    @Shindai@Shindai7 жыл бұрын

    • Ikr now we have shit presenters

      @robuiscuit2717@robuiscuit27177 жыл бұрын

    • Robuiscuit 27 I know

      @ShaunCumminsUK@ShaunCumminsUK7 жыл бұрын

    • +MR BAD CAMERA H5 The Grand Tour sucks, it's so obviously scripted. It's no way near as organic or funny as the originals.

      @sjsh5837@sjsh58377 жыл бұрын

    • I enjoy Grand Tour but it's just not the same :( I miss the star in the reasonably priced car. Can't believe BBC threatened to sue if they had too similar a format. I mean I can, but it sucks. Even with the three of them it still feels like an imitation of Top Gear, even when the episode's good.

      @Shindai@Shindai7 жыл бұрын

    • Daniel Gould same

      @whitetigerproductions8655@whitetigerproductions86557 жыл бұрын

  • “The first thing I need to tell you..... I HAVE AN ERECTION

    @theletterh8176@theletterh81765 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh I have a pussy bonner

      @yungpradafart-rx6gq@yungpradafart-rx6gq4 жыл бұрын

    • Wooden Tank boi ok

      @rag3ac334@rag3ac3344 жыл бұрын

    • the first thing you have to know*

      @YTMMS-hy6mz@YTMMS-hy6mz4 жыл бұрын

    • @obi wan hello there

      @cmdrw0lf708@cmdrw0lf7084 жыл бұрын

    • @@cmdrw0lf708 General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

      @bobmartin9918@bobmartin99184 жыл бұрын

  • I find the nickname very endearing. And he’s a really nice guy. Any segment featuring Captain Slow is a treasure for enthusiasts everywhere. #jamesmay #topgearbbc

    @droman608@droman6083 ай бұрын

  • You know shit has gotten real when a tank gets involved

    @gojirashea2020@gojirashea20209 ай бұрын

  • 1:34 Jeremy Clarkson: (opens the door) We finally have him! James May: (reverses and pushes door shut)

    @shaowengan673@shaowengan6734 жыл бұрын

    • Accurate description of the situation

      @tuna5774@tuna57743 жыл бұрын

    • "We donf have him he s closed my door"

      @maxizslippen7846@maxizslippen78463 жыл бұрын

    • “He’s done it again.”

      @heyitsme3329@heyitsme33293 жыл бұрын

    • We don't have him he just closed my door

      @autism21918@autism219183 жыл бұрын

    • No shit sherlock

      @iexplainjokestomakethemles1560@iexplainjokestomakethemles15603 жыл бұрын

  • Imagine if the actual police had police equipment like the TGPD *LATEST NEWS* "WORLD CRIME HAS GONE DOWN BY 100%"

    @thunderlighting2006@thunderlighting20064 жыл бұрын

    • Thunder lighting Lol. We should deploy the tanks to the south side of Chicago.

      @jacer445u5@jacer445u54 жыл бұрын

    • @@jacer445u5 That actually happened in Detroit once. During the riots.

      @filmandfirearms@filmandfirearms4 жыл бұрын

    • Meerkat More I know, the Riots got so bad National guard brought in a Striker.

      @jacer445u5@jacer445u54 жыл бұрын

    • Stonk

      @camtechA@camtechA4 жыл бұрын

    • Thunder lighting they do. They make things worse...

      @gordogunso@gordogunso4 жыл бұрын

  • the most hilarious part is the three of them could actually pull off a mustache 😂😂😂😂

    @secretagent5954@secretagent59542 жыл бұрын

  • this is an amazingly funny show and the og top gear with James Jeremy and Richard is the best

    @josephfletcher4272@josephfletcher42723 жыл бұрын

  • “I’M GONNA GET THAT *BARSTARD”* The most Jeremy Clarkson thing ever

    @theun-knownmusician5468@theun-knownmusician54684 жыл бұрын

    • He should’ve said that at the first place...

      @acewitchhunter222@acewitchhunter2225 ай бұрын

  • *You tell him you don't want to fight*

    @Metalguy40@Metalguy408 жыл бұрын

    • Hoi!

      @jackhazardous4008@jackhazardous40088 жыл бұрын

    • +Jack Hazardous Hello

      @Metalguy40@Metalguy408 жыл бұрын

    • +Jack Hazardous Hoi i'm tem

      @katra5673@katra56738 жыл бұрын

    • +Metalguy40 It's so weird watching it without Undyne's theme when the tank bursts through the wall and such

      @_kleine@_kleine8 жыл бұрын

    • +Ültra Frisk will pay

      @godspeed_3122@godspeed_31228 жыл бұрын

  • This would’ve been sorted out quickly and dangerously in America lol

    @chaunick218@chaunick2188 ай бұрын

  • TGPD: LITERALLY the best police department ... in the world.

    @johnnyboy376@johnnyboy3763 жыл бұрын

  • 2:35 "Its a heavy, high mobility engineer excavator and it's built by jcb for the military." me, who plays a lot of farming sim: it's a tractor with a front loader attachment and a silage fork.

    @penguingamer9882@penguingamer98824 жыл бұрын

    • I never think that i could found a fs 19 player

      @felipemedina1634@felipemedina16342 жыл бұрын

    • Is it a military grade tractor?

      @jordanl.8509@jordanl.85092 жыл бұрын

    • Lol it was a job for the military Soo they can know how to survive and they also used tractors

      @RAGEGAMING2K2@RAGEGAMING2K22 жыл бұрын

    • Notice the bucket in the back Also, from what I heard, the National Guard drives “tonkas”

      @TailsFan369no2@TailsFan369no22 жыл бұрын

    • Not a tractor. Redesigned backhoe. Styling is a lot different to normal backhoe and do 63mph instead of typical 25mph

      @sgriffiths1448@sgriffiths1448 Жыл бұрын

  • “we dont have him he closed my door!” the British cop said”

    @snaber69@snaber695 жыл бұрын

  • Clearly these guys have never seen an American police stop. You just need 4 cruisers so you can box him in.

    @cptairwolf@cptairwolf Жыл бұрын

  • 2:10 dad is not the swearing type of guy but i remember he laughed hard at this one 😂

    @hussamazzabi4218@hussamazzabi4218 Жыл бұрын

  • 5:51 that gleeful, maniacal giggle is terrifying...and funny 😂

    @bhsmiler0871@bhsmiler08715 жыл бұрын

    • "I have an erection"

      @dan3a@dan3a4 жыл бұрын

    • WW3 time more like WWTGPD time

      @ammaraarizadventures1482@ammaraarizadventures1482 Жыл бұрын

  • "I were in pursuit of a pleb"

    @nekkyjam6910@nekkyjam69107 жыл бұрын

    • NekkyJam What’s a pleb?

      @Thellbro@Thellbro5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Thellbro WHEN IN DOUTE......GOOGLE IT

      @the_ultimate_brony2409@the_ultimate_brony24095 жыл бұрын

    • A peasant.

      @baronsionis6855@baronsionis68555 жыл бұрын

  • James: "He's stopped! He's given up- *BKOOM* TGPD Tank: Get Bamboozeled

    @mrchillchilla9939@mrchillchilla99392 жыл бұрын

  • 3:16 I love that drone, it looks like a tiny MQ-9 Reaper

    @JetFalcon710@JetFalcon7102 жыл бұрын

  • He's Stoped He's Given Up *Exspolosion* Your Forgetting it's a tank James

    @williamjessen2349@williamjessen23497 жыл бұрын

    • WeenieButt Gaming you'd think captain slow would know more about things what also move slow.

      @potato1341@potato13415 жыл бұрын

    • To be accurate it was a russian PT-76

      @jenesis1381@jenesis13814 жыл бұрын

    • That is the saddest attempt to write Explosion

      @sm1ley416@sm1ley4164 жыл бұрын

    • @@jenesis1381 It's not. It's a SPH 2S1 Gvozdika.

      @fonRihten@fonRihten4 жыл бұрын

  • First thing i gotta say... "i got an erection" XD This line killed me

    @BigBadOsiris@BigBadOsiris9 жыл бұрын

    • James: And on that bombshell, back to the studio. Haha that line is awesome

      @Tyler-qv2jv@Tyler-qv2jv9 жыл бұрын

    • +Wolfy When I first saw this on TV I had to rewind it because I thought did he just say that?!

      @kieranwhite6647@kieranwhite66478 жыл бұрын

    • +Wolfy Cumming at you James May

      @tamaravaldez5451@tamaravaldez54518 жыл бұрын

    • +Wolfy I have the same issue when i drive heavy metal....

      @xeronicus@xeronicus8 жыл бұрын

    • BigBadOsiris how the hell did he say that with a straight face? I tried many times and I burst into hysterics before I could finish the sentence

      @sumairb9978@sumairb99787 жыл бұрын

  • ”Well he has given u-” *BANG*

    @upexx_avm@upexx_avm Жыл бұрын

  • That was fun. I don't recall seeing it, perhaps it wasn't a segment included for the U.S. market or maybe it was one of the rare times I missed an episode. Shrug.

    @pauld6967@pauld69672 жыл бұрын

  • 6:36 John Cena: Are you sure about that?

    @netherfreakultima4498@netherfreakultima44983 жыл бұрын

    • Top 10 last words before they die *#1*

      @railfansrailway370@railfansrailway3703 жыл бұрын
KZhead