He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅
@ummtalhah3133 жыл бұрын
@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.
@ummtalhah3133 жыл бұрын
How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.
@lizadoesray3 жыл бұрын
Billy Connely
@ozzydozzy13 жыл бұрын
Peter Kay
@Max-eh3gj3 жыл бұрын
Lee Evans
@abigailmitchell2198 Жыл бұрын
He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol
@gillian13153 жыл бұрын
Couldn't find a loo then?
@Gherkinlife3 жыл бұрын
Dãndy Liõn 😂😂
@Megz15013 жыл бұрын
Just don't do it on the seats LOL
@waywardgoddess72193 жыл бұрын
So it was you.. -.-
@worsten323 жыл бұрын
@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂
@bryehoran45572 жыл бұрын
Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.
@aviationlba7473 жыл бұрын
Except for lee evans
@purplez47853 жыл бұрын
@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?
@warrior28353 жыл бұрын
I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest
@warrior28353 жыл бұрын
Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best
@bloodreddemons693 жыл бұрын
He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.
@ReadyPlayerDog3 жыл бұрын
why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂
@tinklegaming22983 жыл бұрын
Because that is the second cleanest one after yours
@derlangsame44713 жыл бұрын
Ironically named tinkle too lol.
@Gherkinlife3 жыл бұрын
@@Gherkinlife hehe :P
@tinklegaming22983 жыл бұрын
The Deal or No Deal runner up.
@colinweir58073 жыл бұрын
The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄
@island6613 жыл бұрын
Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂
@dynamo17263 жыл бұрын
Yup,
@Huntedj203 жыл бұрын
Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳
@linda84573 жыл бұрын
Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/
@ksportz663 жыл бұрын
Q@@Huntedj20
@wendymckeown72063 жыл бұрын
i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂
@chiagarerern60733 жыл бұрын
Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger
@lordtachocolate35683 жыл бұрын
🦷
@romainsavioz54663 жыл бұрын
Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker
@hamishdonaldson82403 жыл бұрын
Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*
@lordtachocolate35683 жыл бұрын
Sir would you like a wan kee??
@jessicaj85643 жыл бұрын
Jessica J one of his best joke no joke
@eleanorblackledge88423 жыл бұрын
Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.
@wildnfree1013 жыл бұрын
T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂
@incognitos43423 жыл бұрын
You can say it was toilet humour.
@leonbanks5728 Жыл бұрын
I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.
@deefee7013 жыл бұрын
Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???
@jenniferlane86753 жыл бұрын
This man is the funniest man alive. (Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.
@LiveLake3 жыл бұрын
I love Michael McIntyre
@jodistewart44523 жыл бұрын
His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!
@ferlvs Жыл бұрын
Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...
@charlottebrossette17493 жыл бұрын
I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck. I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.
@abuladula3 жыл бұрын
what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!
@ktstankg27363 жыл бұрын
McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.
@benfadhil52043 жыл бұрын
Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.
@podiapod8883 жыл бұрын
@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits
@spoon81793 жыл бұрын
@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english
@romainsavioz54663 жыл бұрын
@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?
@Prophetic_Piano3 жыл бұрын
I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself
@katieviolin36213 жыл бұрын
The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣
@Space20103 жыл бұрын
I found it very funny too.
@kaypendergast56763 жыл бұрын
I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂
@guineapigland56563 жыл бұрын
which mistake?
@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl Жыл бұрын
He did?
@dancophobe111 ай бұрын
The toilet door not going above your head??
@whatsinaname356111 ай бұрын
One of the most iconic comedians ever.
@thatloganr48193 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!
@Just-SomeGuy3 жыл бұрын
Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!
@bigsistruck3 жыл бұрын
Ross Yes!
@carolynworthington89963 жыл бұрын
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
@johnlloyddy70163 жыл бұрын
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
@johnlloyddy70163 жыл бұрын
It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.
@silvasilvasilva3 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot
@deanbarton89603 жыл бұрын
Dean Barton or a toilet in general
@itsskyler983 жыл бұрын
If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ
@tcbuses3 жыл бұрын
The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂
@sharonozvenom3 жыл бұрын
Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre
@DH-of7ri3 жыл бұрын
i know he puts you off
@jobloggs52483 жыл бұрын
@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing
@DH-of7ri3 жыл бұрын
I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.
@IdahoDali3 жыл бұрын
I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.
@suzannebowers86343 жыл бұрын
He done a Marathon walking around the stage
@brandonfletcher28423 жыл бұрын
i don't like ur pfp 😐
@Bangsy30003 жыл бұрын
Lucy Rose how comes ?
@brandonfletcher28423 жыл бұрын
Lucy Rose Same. I would have liked the comment otherwise. That’s a huge yikes.
@Exceltiaawesome3 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed like that in many years🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@ftroop2000 Жыл бұрын
A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"
@jackfrost21463 жыл бұрын
The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter
@steveshuffle3 жыл бұрын
it's 2 am and im trying to be quiet while laughing my head off 😂
@ambercarp99093 жыл бұрын
Absolutely love this guy uploading his specials at bits of a time for us peasants to view them freely. Class act.
@raven66063 жыл бұрын
I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable
@seanblack86523 жыл бұрын
One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.
@ceridwen043 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahahaha So hilarious !! The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it. You are fabulous
@Sunflower-es1br3 жыл бұрын
How can 5 people vote him down? Michael is a genius! LOVE MICHAEL!
@DragonLuver443 жыл бұрын
12 now... it’s a disgrace! Michaels hilarious 😂
@emilyalcorn35473 жыл бұрын
17 now
@emilian70523 жыл бұрын
I bet they're public bathroom designers and/or cleaners.
@asterunum2 жыл бұрын
Aliens?
@winifredrobinson51323 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.
@barbshircel9154 Жыл бұрын
He makes everything we cope with daily, hilarious.
@racheldemain19402 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so hard I nearly choked in years.
@Secarious3 жыл бұрын
This is every time for me in the services
@targetbull27183 жыл бұрын
Watching this and realised I was crying with laughter.
@louiserobinson4103 жыл бұрын
"kicks off the lock" that kick x'D
@marycanary863 жыл бұрын
We have those air blades at work, motion sensors, and literally 90%+ of the workforce can't get them to work. Day in. Day out. Months on end, still doing tai chi every break period
@kriddius3 жыл бұрын
This is how these modern companies want to make work-life-balance easy for you...😅🤣🤣😜🥴🦸♀️💃🕺🤺🤸♀️🤹♀️🤹♀️🙏👘
@irisgallati3 жыл бұрын
'Literally 90%'? So...90%, you mean....
@markfox15453 жыл бұрын
"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.
@IntrepidFraidyCat3 жыл бұрын
Comedy is everywhere, he know the way to see and express it. Legend!
@jackpot78982 жыл бұрын
2:46 Got this far before I was about ready to cave in with laughter
@lizzieisweird123 жыл бұрын
He's so relatable Him and Lee Evan's are too brilliant when it comes to being moods 😂
@billskarsgardchrisevans3 жыл бұрын
0:00 - 4:18 This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂
@WxB20013 жыл бұрын
I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD
@diarmuidkuhle81813 жыл бұрын
honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.
@dylanromani25963 жыл бұрын
Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.
@jacetaneneko_vt Жыл бұрын
Best comedian I’ve ever seen.
@darrengilmore43873 жыл бұрын
wish you had a one hour video of your show . your so funny love it
@carol-annemartin4013 жыл бұрын
I actually love this man I’m crying 😂😂😂
@dark_light10133 жыл бұрын
you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work👍👍👍
@afiqrizal99493 жыл бұрын
In this context the term "stand-up" gets added meaning
@gandurk3 жыл бұрын
1:48 that kick was unexpectedly vigorous!
@AndorRadnai2 жыл бұрын
Unbeliiiiavable on point, my point exactly, just geniusly interpreted🤩 🙈 as always...
@matejarodi69473 жыл бұрын
Thank you again and I remember being half cut and I had no idea how to get the water to flow in a club, so I had asked other girls. Take care of yourself, Mate
@goaway28033 жыл бұрын
Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time
@kripashanthi3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comedy at its best for sure thanks Michael ..
@tonyp37902 жыл бұрын
Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..
@rebeccaswift75883 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.
@hennyc65563 жыл бұрын
I love him!
@tigerstranger6173 жыл бұрын
WARNING! Not to be watched while bursting for a pee....unless already on the loo.....it will not end well 😂😂😂
@shape-shiftingcatandhermin25083 жыл бұрын
I was watching holding it in then saw your comment, so had to pause and go have a pee before it ended badly 👍
@lastjellyontheplate8828 Жыл бұрын
Favourite comedian ❤️💙
@gaminglindis663 жыл бұрын
His humour is so artistically delivered he should be made prescribed viewing for those folks who suffer depression 😊
@michaelnaisbitt79264 ай бұрын
His sketch about bees and wasps is my favorite. Total panicker here, not gonna lie. 😂
@dancophobe111 ай бұрын
Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning
@patiencekillz3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh this is so funny!! 😂🤣😂 so true!
@char-su9vu3 жыл бұрын
The truth is that they sign off on the 'cleaning' checklist without ever cleaning anything.
@cindygiesbrecht31463 жыл бұрын
Do you always presume people.are stupid ?
@jessicaj85643 жыл бұрын
Cindy Giesbrecht - I always wipe my a*rse on the checklist
@ksportz663 жыл бұрын
Jessica J well I assume ur stupid
@clickbait79493 жыл бұрын
Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀
Where are the seats, who are you?😂👍 About accessing water from modern faucets, I was in Rome many years ago, went to the loo in a pizza place. It took me ages to figure out there was a foot pedal under the sink for the water faucet! A lot of Tai Chi went on before that!😂👍
@JaneDoe-ci3gj2 жыл бұрын
I can relate sooo much...🤣
@DoubleDeckerAnton3 жыл бұрын
i cant get enough of this
@correcthorsebatterystaplebubbl Жыл бұрын
Michael is definitely my favourite comedian! 😅
@karenschroeder1918 Жыл бұрын
Now i understand why toilets with motion sensors have pee allover the place 😂
@jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын
I thought, by the thumbnail, that the corona brain virus has reached Michael.
@mst43093 жыл бұрын
Omg he is brilliant!
@lynngilman14023 жыл бұрын
The best💜
@brankicasaljicmilenkovic1175 Жыл бұрын
Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️
@lindab83973 жыл бұрын
Lol this guy 😂
@francissummers17663 жыл бұрын
like the backup! lol!
@madeleinelambourne5293 жыл бұрын
Having grown up -- until I got fed up -- with Richard Pryor and others specialising in lewd humour, Michael is a breath of fresh air!
@user-bt7pj4un5h7 ай бұрын
Ah I love ya man
@bluzebra66503 жыл бұрын
The KING of comedy
@rachelculloden803 жыл бұрын
I don't even live in this country and it's hilarious 😂
@kessangla78643 жыл бұрын
He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂
@everogersdownunder12423 жыл бұрын
You got us
@xpertah24413 жыл бұрын
Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂
@cranium333333 жыл бұрын
Just discovered you. Funniest stuff ever.
@brucecorson91673 жыл бұрын
The public loo is way too relatable. Lol I’m always afraid I’ll fart or something in the loo and someone will see me later in the store because they noticed my shoes and will laugh at me or talk behind my back. 🤦🏼♀️
@bryehoran45572 жыл бұрын
He is so normal I love it
@princesslollypop77643 жыл бұрын
I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out
@Redrally3 жыл бұрын
Well, in olden days Asia, the toilet doors really just covered the middle.
@fayea783 жыл бұрын
How long ago?
@jessicaj85643 жыл бұрын
yea..imagine the queuing though...watching the man poop for your next turn, or being watched by a bunch of strangers while you're pooping...
@ruuoxi3 жыл бұрын
When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.
@alihughes37283 жыл бұрын
@3:25 🤣 the shitting feet of strangers!!
@randomyoutubeperson69543 жыл бұрын
I always wounderd about the broken T. seats 🤔, there never seen to been seen.,never fixed.. or if there half time they've icky surface drips and lobsided seats...Tragic 😏 Worse is the stray hair left behind gives me the shivers 🤐
@lj77223 жыл бұрын
lol this man breathes and I start laughing
@zoyajafri37922 жыл бұрын
Great now I'm not going to see the Dyson hand dryers the same again 😂
@vef87903 жыл бұрын
I love Dyson airblades 😂
@LeiaOrgana7773 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing
@__0w0__3 жыл бұрын
Funniest man on earth 😂😂😂
@lucymavay15753 жыл бұрын
Oh, come on! That thumbnail is just to show off his calf muscles again! 🙄😂
He's probably the only comedian whose whole bit is just to state everyday things people do and make it HILARIOUS 😅
@Boris Erdogan hmm. I think other observational comedians kinda mix it up a bit though. This is literally all Michael McIntyre does.
How about Jerry Seinfeld? All observational comedy.
Billy Connely
Peter Kay
Lee Evans
He is winning at observational comedy - truly a work of art. Pissing myself every time lol
Couldn't find a loo then?
Dãndy Liõn 😂😂
Just don't do it on the seats LOL
So it was you.. -.-
@@Gherkinlife or the sea 😂
Seriously, the most relatable comedian in existence.
Except for lee evans
@@purplez4785 who is lee evans?
I actually think that Rowan Atkinson is the funniest
Rowan Atkinson and Michael MacIntyre are the best
He's very much like Jasper Carrot with a bit of Lee Evens thrown in.
why is it there is always someone who finds the need to sit in the cubicle next to you when there is 4 other empty cubicles 😂
Because that is the second cleanest one after yours
Ironically named tinkle too lol.
@@Gherkinlife hehe :P
The Deal or No Deal runner up.
The same reason they decide to park their car right next to you, when you and deliberately tried to park away from people. 🙄
Who else spends 5 minutes trying to find a clean cubicle in a public toilet.😂
Yup,
Dev Patel that and checking the lock to make sure you don’t get stuck in there😳
Dev Patel - impossible... I hold... unless on long haul flight :/
Q@@Huntedj20
i scour every single cubicle on EVERY floor of a mall until i find the "perfect" one. if not i'll just hold it in😂
Icheal Ackinkacker back for another absolute banger
🦷
Its not Icheal Akinkacker its icheal Ackinkacker
Hamish Donaldson *confused face of the receptionist intensifies*
Sir would you like a wan kee??
Jessica J one of his best joke no joke
Usually I don't find toilet jokes funny, but has always Michael McIntyre made me laugh.
T Iger cuz you’re the one who pees and poops everywhere except the toilet 😂😂😂
You can say it was toilet humour.
I've always loved how Michael makes us laugh at our everyday lives but I just realised that he is highlighting the utter absurdities of our society.
Watching this man is hazardous to my health. I laugh so hard I basically stop breathing!! How does he know so much about my life???
This man is the funniest man alive. (Edit) ik it's only 41 likes but it's the most I've got on a comment so thanks.
I love Michael McIntyre
His hability to make people laugh is boundless! I'm Brazilian, live in Brazil and still, he is my favourite comedian!
Every bit of his performance is funny, the jokes, the floppy hair, the intonation...
I've listened to the same jokes many times yet it's still funny as heck. I don't think there are many comedians who are timeless as he is.
what I like about you Michael is that you treat the audience with respect unlike other comedians. Keep on going... good luck!
McIntyre is the most relatable comedian! He beats every American comedian.
Ben Fadhil American comedians aren’t even funny, compared to the Brits, IMHO.
@@podiapod888 that because American comedy is not funny to us brits
@@spoon8179 well it would if they spoke english
@@copperrose4376 How bout Matthew Perry?
I find American comedy funny. I dont think they need to get our dry humour,its still funny in itself
The toilet seat run was hilarious🤣
I found it very funny too.
I love how he turned a little mistake into a whole extra joke 😂
which mistake?
He did?
The toilet door not going above your head??
One of the most iconic comedians ever.
Someone needs to mention those toilet cubicles where you need to have the body width of a pencil to walk into the cubicle and close the door again. Many doors practically touch the toilet pan as you open them and you are forced to stand in a piss puddle in the corner, whilst you reach behind you to close the door again. If you are wearing a backpack, you have to take it off, levitate it in front of you as you enter, stand in the piss puddle, retract your arm then close the door. Oh and not forgetting the missing or broken coat hook so you have to ponder the health risk of putting it on the pissy floor!
Haha yes! I always make sure the stall has the hook for my purse or I won't use it!
Ross Yes!
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
And the lack of toilet paper in the holder forcing you to fish inside your wallet for used receipts and scraps of paper to wipe your ass with.
It's even worse at airports, where people will certainly have some kind of luggage and there's just not enough room in the cubicles.
Have you ever been to a school bathroom, if there is a door you have one the jackpot
Dean Barton or a toilet in general
If you find one with out shit and piss and Jordan’s number on the wall. FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT GAY, AND DONT WANT A GOOD TIME! Jesus Christ
The Tai chi comment about the tap is so true 😂😂
Mission impossible: Try to eat while watching Michael McIntyre
i know he puts you off
@@jobloggs5248 no, because I can't stop laughing
I learned the hard way not to pull cones while listening to Michael McIntyre.
I had never heard of him before. Watched him for the first time on my laptop and had to put my coffee aside before I did a spit take on it. I wish I had been warned just how funny he really is!! I’ve watched a bunch of his other videos, too.
He done a Marathon walking around the stage
i don't like ur pfp 😐
Lucy Rose how comes ?
Lucy Rose Same. I would have liked the comment otherwise. That’s a huge yikes.
Haven't laughed like that in many years🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
A mother was telling her doctor how her three year old peed the bed a few times every week. The doctor told her that it wasn't very unusual. Her reply was "Not unusual? From the top of the wardrobe?"
The toilet door description got my in tears of laughter
it's 2 am and im trying to be quiet while laughing my head off 😂
Absolutely love this guy uploading his specials at bits of a time for us peasants to view them freely. Class act.
I’m on the toilet as I’m watching and I’ve never laughed so hard at something so relatable
One of the amazing things about Switzerland besides the beautiful cities and great landscapes was the public toilets! I almost got teary-eyed by how clean even the most isolated public toilet was. With finished rolls all neatly put aside in a line on a shelf. And the motorway toilets! I thought: Did I step into a spa by mistake? Rock walls, soft lights, relaxing music. Sure you had to pay one franc to get in but it was well-worthed.
Hahahahahahahaha So hilarious !! The fact that it is so true makes it so much funnier and how you deliver it. You are fabulous
How can 5 people vote him down? Michael is a genius! LOVE MICHAEL!
12 now... it’s a disgrace! Michaels hilarious 😂
17 now
I bet they're public bathroom designers and/or cleaners.
Aliens?
Oh my gosh... I have tears running down my face... My family is wondering if I am OK. Laughing and crying at the same time. Great compellation.
He makes everything we cope with daily, hilarious.
I haven't laughed so hard I nearly choked in years.
This is every time for me in the services
Watching this and realised I was crying with laughter.
"kicks off the lock" that kick x'D
We have those air blades at work, motion sensors, and literally 90%+ of the workforce can't get them to work. Day in. Day out. Months on end, still doing tai chi every break period
This is how these modern companies want to make work-life-balance easy for you...😅🤣🤣😜🥴🦸♀️💃🕺🤺🤸♀️🤹♀️🤹♀️🙏👘
'Literally 90%'? So...90%, you mean....
"DEAL!"🤣 I know that feeling. My 12 year old learned the hard way to check for to toilet paper BEFOREHAND.
Comedy is everywhere, he know the way to see and express it. Legend!
2:46 Got this far before I was about ready to cave in with laughter
He's so relatable Him and Lee Evan's are too brilliant when it comes to being moods 😂
0:00 - 4:18 This was one of my favourite bits of the DVD. I was in stitches 😂😂
I don't get why men's toilets are so filthy and I'm a man. I mean do these guys piss all over the floor and up the walls, decorate everything with random bits of toilet paper and never flush a shit at home?! ... And if I'm so drunk I can't aim anymore I sit down. It's not difficult XD
honestly, the womens bathroom can be gross to. similar to the mens, except without the pee on the wall and then of course the blood which is gross. idk why people are nasty.
Never did I think I needed to see a Saturday night TV host and comedian rant about public shitting.
Best comedian I’ve ever seen.
wish you had a one hour video of your show . your so funny love it
I actually love this man I’m crying 😂😂😂
you're my favorite comedian keep up the good work👍👍👍
In this context the term "stand-up" gets added meaning
1:48 that kick was unexpectedly vigorous!
Unbeliiiiavable on point, my point exactly, just geniusly interpreted🤩 🙈 as always...
Thank you again and I remember being half cut and I had no idea how to get the water to flow in a club, so I had asked other girls. Take care of yourself, Mate
Funniest guy ever! I can watch him and laugh my heads out any time
Brilliant comedy at its best for sure thanks Michael ..
Omg I love michael!..he makes me laugh everytime!..
Brilliant. Have seen Michael live. Amazing.
I love him!
WARNING! Not to be watched while bursting for a pee....unless already on the loo.....it will not end well 😂😂😂
I was watching holding it in then saw your comment, so had to pause and go have a pee before it ended badly 👍
Favourite comedian ❤️💙
His humour is so artistically delivered he should be made prescribed viewing for those folks who suffer depression 😊
His sketch about bees and wasps is my favorite. Total panicker here, not gonna lie. 😂
Gives Michael in the bathroom a whole new meaning
Oh my gosh this is so funny!! 😂🤣😂 so true!
The truth is that they sign off on the 'cleaning' checklist without ever cleaning anything.
Do you always presume people.are stupid ?
Cindy Giesbrecht - I always wipe my a*rse on the checklist
Jessica J well I assume ur stupid
Great observation and dares to say the things we daren't 😀
😂lmao👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻thats f/ing hilarious nearly 😆peed myself🤣
Where are the seats, who are you?😂👍 About accessing water from modern faucets, I was in Rome many years ago, went to the loo in a pizza place. It took me ages to figure out there was a foot pedal under the sink for the water faucet! A lot of Tai Chi went on before that!😂👍
I can relate sooo much...🤣
i cant get enough of this
Michael is definitely my favourite comedian! 😅
Now i understand why toilets with motion sensors have pee allover the place 😂
I thought, by the thumbnail, that the corona brain virus has reached Michael.
Omg he is brilliant!
The best💜
Michael YOU ARE the funniest guy ever ,,,, I am going to die laughing 😂 ❤️
Lol this guy 😂
like the backup! lol!
Having grown up -- until I got fed up -- with Richard Pryor and others specialising in lewd humour, Michael is a breath of fresh air!
Ah I love ya man
The KING of comedy
I don't even live in this country and it's hilarious 😂
He's so right! 🤣😂🤣😂
You got us
Good god look at the calf’s on that guy!!😂🤣😂
Just discovered you. Funniest stuff ever.
The public loo is way too relatable. Lol I’m always afraid I’ll fart or something in the loo and someone will see me later in the store because they noticed my shoes and will laugh at me or talk behind my back. 🤦🏼♀️
He is so normal I love it
I'm a gal, but seriously, I'm the 'creepy guy' that loves those Dyson airblades. I love 'em to bits and I'm convinced I creep people out
Well, in olden days Asia, the toilet doors really just covered the middle.
How long ago?
yea..imagine the queuing though...watching the man poop for your next turn, or being watched by a bunch of strangers while you're pooping...
When I was little, I picked up a toilet seat, realised it was heavy and dropped it on the floor. It smashed.
@3:25 🤣 the shitting feet of strangers!!
I always wounderd about the broken T. seats 🤔, there never seen to been seen.,never fixed.. or if there half time they've icky surface drips and lobsided seats...Tragic 😏 Worse is the stray hair left behind gives me the shivers 🤐
lol this man breathes and I start laughing
Great now I'm not going to see the Dyson hand dryers the same again 😂
I love Dyson airblades 😂
I can’t stop laughing
Funniest man on earth 😂😂😂
Oh, come on! That thumbnail is just to show off his calf muscles again! 🙄😂