Joey Diaz CANNOT Leave The Country Because of Seattle

2023 ж. 18 Мау.
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Joey Diaz explains his infamous Seattle Warrant, why it prohibits him from leaving the country, and why he got arrested in Seattle in the first place.
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  • Seattle actually has a mutual combat law. It’s actually the state of Washington. Texas has the same law. They are the only states in the country that have these. The only stipulation is that a police officer has to witness the fight and actually act as a referee. He has to break them up when there is a obvious winner. I know that it sounds crazy but look it up. Google Seattle,Wa mutual combat law. It’s legit

    @tomking7080@tomking708011 ай бұрын
    • Nun wrong with fighting

      @devinmccurry5546@devinmccurry554610 ай бұрын
    • Great law

      @downsouth00@downsouth009 ай бұрын
    • @@devinmccurry5546 it’s better than these kids pulling out guns and shooting one another because they’re afraid of a ass kicking

      @tomking7080@tomking70809 ай бұрын
    • @@downsouth00 agreed

      @devinmccurry5546@devinmccurry55469 ай бұрын
    • Virginia as well

      @MemoryUtilizer@MemoryUtilizer4 ай бұрын
  • I'm from the UK. When I flew into the USA from Europe I initially landed in Seattle. Homeland Security in Seattle were the most unreasonable, illogical, humourless bastards you could meet. In stark contrast to the nice efficient HS people I encountered in Chicago and Utah. Is there something in the water in Seattle or what? Turning uniforms into dickheads?

    @darrenlee9237@darrenlee92375 ай бұрын
    • Thank you for this comment I’m not going there X

      @rasul407@rasul4074 ай бұрын
    • Seattle is home to the self-righteous.

      @MK_ULTRA420@MK_ULTRA4204 ай бұрын
    • Water turns you gay in Seattle

      @bellcameron8@bellcameron84 ай бұрын
    • basing your viewpoint of Seattle residents off of an interaction with Homeland Security in Tacoma is pretty disingenuous but as a native we are definitely assholes to anyone not from here.

      @waset8654@waset86544 ай бұрын
    • Your post didn't disappoint. I just made the point that the Homeland Security I encountered in Utah and Chicago were generally nice, friendly people. The ones I encountered in Seattle were arseholes. Coincidence? Maybe. You be the judge.

      @darrenlee9237@darrenlee92374 ай бұрын
  • This guy kidnapped somebody but he can’t leave the country because of jaywalking. Think about that

    @Mohammed_plt@Mohammed_plt11 ай бұрын
    • its a bit my guy. you can look up warrants in washington. he has none. its a joke. hes a comedian.

      @SharmaGoopta123@SharmaGoopta12311 ай бұрын
    • It's a warrant that's why it's a simple fix he can just do the jail time for like a week if that

      @SomeBoredVato@SomeBoredVato11 ай бұрын
    • You actually believe that 😂

      @ctand91@ctand9111 ай бұрын
    • Can he be deported to Cuba?

      @samanthab1923@samanthab192311 ай бұрын
    • @@samanthab1923ask him

      @gabehernandez9623@gabehernandez962310 ай бұрын
  • I absolutely loved this episode! Tremendous. But it’s such a shame censoring joeys curses. It’s like listening to clean Eminem.

    @huntmine2343@huntmine234311 ай бұрын
    • Why are there 3 dudes that sit there and say nothing? Do they got nowhere to be?

      @oldmate99@oldmate999 ай бұрын
    • @@oldmate99CB bc cj f😢 BB b bc

      @daviejoel123@daviejoel1237 ай бұрын
    • Can

      @daviejoel123@daviejoel1237 ай бұрын
    • That’s when Seattle was beautiful city cops actually enforced the rules and laws. Now it’s shit show city like ma la New York

      @stepanvinnikov6024@stepanvinnikov60245 ай бұрын
  • We’ve all met a variation of Joey, he’s just the final boss.

    @SosasCountrysideMeditations@SosasCountrysideMeditations9 ай бұрын
  • Instead of saying he stole the Honda he says “they checked inventory and the car was missing” hmm wonder how that happened 😂😂😂 spoken like a true crook, constantly maintaining plausible deniability

    @WowzaBoyz@WowzaBoyz11 ай бұрын
    • If you can't remember the statue of limitations on that particular crime, best to keep an air of plausible deniablity.

      @jeremymizer8958@jeremymizer895810 ай бұрын
    • @@jeremymizer8958 Stealing a $50,000 car = No statute of limitations Borrowing $50,000 from a bank and never paying it back = 7 years America

      @MK_ULTRA420@MK_ULTRA4204 ай бұрын
  • That’s a reality documentary right there: Joey Diaz at anger management course. Netflix? HBO? Somebody?

    @albinmuc2714@albinmuc271411 ай бұрын
  • The video editor gave up censoring Joey swearing after a few minutes 🤣🤣 love this guy could listen to his stories all day lol

    @AK___7@AK___78 ай бұрын
    • They stopped because KZhead only looks for swearing to demonetize in the first 15 seconds

      @aramondehasashi3324@aramondehasashi33246 ай бұрын
  • What episode is this??? I am try to see the whole episode

    @LuisA-rw3ul@LuisA-rw3ul11 ай бұрын
  • Joey Diaz He has a story, and a police record, for every city in America This should be called "Joey Does Seattle"

    @InvestBetter.@InvestBetter.11 ай бұрын
  • People want to see Ali in his Prime vs. Tyson in his prime… I want to see young Joey Diaz and Doctor Gonzo go to 1960s Vegas with a million dollars

    @hanzflackshnack1158@hanzflackshnack115811 ай бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is so funny, love the guy. 😂

    @cpeppars@cpeppars8 ай бұрын
  • Seattle is terrible I knew someone who had a warrant out they extradited him from st. Louis and it was a mistaken identity did months in jail waiting on a court date and lost his job.

    @red-sn4jq@red-sn4jq7 ай бұрын
  • Fucking respect Jose for standing up for the comedy club owner though

    @Mohammed_plt@Mohammed_plt11 ай бұрын
  • This is like 10 stories that explain one story XD

    @andrewhakomakigranger@andrewhakomakigranger11 ай бұрын
  • "Swannie's & the Comedy Underground" (upstairs/downstairs) I used to work the door there & the Central Tavern RIP Swannie. RIP Jomo

    @know-body2519@know-body25194 ай бұрын
  • I tried to get the Jarrito joints. 😢

    @JimmothySmantanseleton@JimmothySmantanseleton11 ай бұрын
  • Take over a section of the city? Nothing. Jay walk? YOU MUST PAY!

    @mehtacotute@mehtacotute11 ай бұрын
    • A section of the city that gets blocked off to pedestrians multiple times a year for "festivals". 😅

      @redrews3@redrews311 ай бұрын
    • It's a weird city.

      @derrickmcadoo3804@derrickmcadoo380411 ай бұрын
  • HE SAID , '' IF THEY NEED HINDU THEY GET A MEXICAN '',, LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @Hearmeout503@Hearmeout50311 ай бұрын
  • yep seattle and portland nightmares

    @jasonmueller1052@jasonmueller105211 ай бұрын
  • "We hire a mexican, and put scotch tape on his eyes..." 😂😂😂😂

    @neptunium7121@neptunium71218 ай бұрын
  • That is straight out a comedy movie lmao

    @lewisfruen5648@lewisfruen564811 ай бұрын
  • What's crazy is Seattle and surrounding areas are lawless af now

    @johnavina7220@johnavina72205 ай бұрын
    • Its absolutely disgusting around Seattle

      @dickfitzwelliner2807@dickfitzwelliner28074 ай бұрын
  • Joey is a treasure. Take care of that man ;)

    @bobjohnson1097@bobjohnson109711 ай бұрын
  • No one is Seattle has a warrant.

    @matthewadams2979@matthewadams29799 ай бұрын
  • jus a friendly advice, try to zoom in on the person thats doing the talking. Like at 1:40 Joey is doing a bit, and his facial expressions are part of it, but you can't really see it cause it's zoomed out.

    @Squash101@Squash10111 ай бұрын
  • I love that Joey is such a good dude that we call him Uncle Joey. 😭🤣

    @solitivity@solitivity6 ай бұрын
  • Bro only Andrew saw how funny it was before the story 😅

    @kjax0630@kjax063010 ай бұрын
  • He was in Seatttle to visit and got in trouble multiple times 😂😂😂

    @williamshakespeare9815@williamshakespeare981511 ай бұрын
  • Joey cussed so much the editor just said fuck it

    @Imscottirl@Imscottirl11 ай бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is the greatest professional bullshitter of all time.

    @FlagTheRef@FlagTheRef6 ай бұрын
  • Why would anyone want to go to Seattle its an open sewer. It make LA look as clean as Singapore or Dubai

    @jaygasper4853@jaygasper485311 ай бұрын
  • "So we'll hire a Mexican and put Scotch tape on his eyes". 🤣💀

    @lunardelusions2657@lunardelusions265711 ай бұрын
  • I had one in Washington State for a long time and you can still get a passport if it's nothing serious and not extraditable just don't fly into the extraditable places

    @adrianwooldridge4245@adrianwooldridge42454 ай бұрын
  • F bombs removed ? Why ??

    @barry3045@barry304510 ай бұрын
  • The 🐈was crazy 🤣

    @Kxji@Kxji11 ай бұрын
  • Yeah I’m all set with Seattle, thank you!

    @rasul407@rasul4074 ай бұрын
  • someone who lives an hour away from seattle im amazed at how constant the jaywalking is, driving is a nightmare and then you get a green but too many people are fuckin walking all over the place blocking the road but they only fuck with Joey Diaz like that

    @icychill105@icychill105Ай бұрын
  • Lee Syatt actually wrote uncle Joey the j walking ticket in Seattle dead ass 😂

    @justinbergman4288@justinbergman428811 ай бұрын
    • Is lee a caawwwwwp? Are you a cawwwp? Am i a cawwwp? (sorry watched "The Departed" last week agai n still have it stuck in my mind)

      @damotheman4196@damotheman419610 ай бұрын
  • I've still never watched this. At the time I set it aside when Joey ended The Joint so I would always have one more podcast with him to get around to. But now I just can't tolerate this crew and dont think I could sit through it even though it's Uncle Joey.

    @D-Fens_1632@D-Fens_16324 ай бұрын
  • Jay walking 😶

    @AllisonRobinson-pg8my@AllisonRobinson-pg8my11 ай бұрын
  • LoL, me to. Washington loves there Non extraditable warrants, they do it so you leave

    @zombiemillionaire6397@zombiemillionaire63974 ай бұрын
  • "Were you murdering?" Joey: "What?????"

    @JoeelPALZ@JoeelPALZ11 ай бұрын
  • The Italian TK Kirkland

    @jamesforemangraffitipodcas7892@jamesforemangraffitipodcas789210 ай бұрын
  • I would watch Uncle Joey Goes To Anger Management Class

    @julianshepherd2038@julianshepherd20384 ай бұрын
  • I don't think they would care now. Open air drug use is legal here now

    @lexibathory4819@lexibathory48198 ай бұрын
  • glad it’s not me who just has bad juju out in seattle

    @2toneglo168@2toneglo1689 ай бұрын
  • Joey Diaz is actually a Hispanic who looks Spanish. Most Cubans are of full or majority Spaniard ancestry. It’s the Mexicans, Central Americans, Dominicans, etc who don’t look Spanish because they have significant Amerindian or African ancestry.

    @ion6538@ion65389 ай бұрын
  • One thing i don't understand about the entire video is that hair cut ...😂 Somone tell him 🤣

    @Mat-A@Mat-A11 ай бұрын
    • its the og cut of NY back when ppl greased during his generation just slip everything back and call it a day , besides i think he dgaf, by now his at his age..i wouldnt... now its to the side with a fade well for me anyways

      @saviorvx1883@saviorvx188311 ай бұрын
  • Misdemeanor warrants are only good for 7 years

    @patrickvanhoesen9425@patrickvanhoesen94257 ай бұрын
  • Same! Lived in NYC for 3 years. Moved to San Diego, and got stopped for jaywalking.

    @lancefron1@lancefron15 ай бұрын
  • And Washington is one of two mutual combat states, where it's legal to fight if both parties consent

    @umadbro1570@umadbro157011 ай бұрын
    • No lol that’s not true at all. Seattle, especially King county is crazy. Happened with someone I know and the county ended up charging one of them with assault

      @bennybenny61@bennybenny6111 ай бұрын
    • @@bennybenny61 no it's true. You only get charged with assault if someone presses charges my guy.

      @olnasty@olnasty11 ай бұрын
  • Shouldn't they be sippin and have "it" in rotation 😂

    @TheOriginalHeisenberg@TheOriginalHeisenberg5 ай бұрын
  • Seattle is still a nightmare.

    @lonewanderer3603@lonewanderer36035 ай бұрын
  • GO TO SEATTLE NOW AND YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SLEEP IN THE STREET !

    @Hearmeout503@Hearmeout50311 ай бұрын
  • So he has probation in Seattle?? How does this work

    @Mario-lv5bv@Mario-lv5bv11 ай бұрын
    • A warrant and probation are 2 completely different things

      @daGuwru@daGuwruАй бұрын
  • redbar is watching

    @90madagaskar@90madagaskar6 ай бұрын
  • hes right.. seattle is a place to get into a fight

    @Astinsan@Astinsan3 ай бұрын
  • Seems like he could just pay a fine n be done w it… it’s really not that serious, probably only Carries less than 30 days guaranteed

    @caseywyatt6267@caseywyatt62675 ай бұрын
  • Furget about it!

    @tonymaurice4157@tonymaurice415711 ай бұрын
  • The name for Seattle is called “being over policed”. I’ve been in 20 states and Cartersville GA and St. Petersburg Fl are just like Seattle. You can’t fart without the police being up your ass. There were always so many arrests in GA that when you’d go to court, you couldn’t even get a seat in the courtroom. The doors had to be left open so all the folks could stand out in the hallways and stairwells. And 90% of the time you couldn’t get your case addressed that same day because there were 100’s of people on the docket every single day and have to come back to court each day for the whole week then get rescheduled to come back a month or two later. Then you’d spend another whole week in court waiting to get your named called. This went on for a year! I missed so much work for a traffic ticket. And I never met one honest or decent cop…not once. Because of this I cheer every time a cop get injured or killed on the job. I HATE the justice system!

    @davidsnyder2000@davidsnyder20008 ай бұрын
  • Don’t have Joey on if your gonna censor him. I’m done with this show. They let half the f bombs slide? Censor the rest? They went soft for $

    @Twilk94@Twilk9411 ай бұрын
  • Now you’re lucky for a cop to even show up in Seattle lol

    @Em022@Em02229 күн бұрын
  • A real fucking old school guy "one day they did an inventory and the car was missing" - not copping to it if he doesn't have to haha

    @vladimirandreev5932@vladimirandreev59325 ай бұрын
  • I feel like Joey would be a boss in Miami.

    @ryancoyte702@ryancoyte7024 ай бұрын
  • It was bad back then

    @jayhendee4018@jayhendee401811 ай бұрын
  • This is a guy who's been waiting to use he was extradited in a sentence

    @JQ1115@JQ111510 ай бұрын
  • Now we got people smoking meth on the side of the street and nothing happens

    @abhilehal9657@abhilehal965710 ай бұрын
  • Welcome to Washington!! I got arrested after throwing a napkin at a women. She spit on me and I used the napkin to wipe it off. Then her mansplaner she was with swong and plowed me over. Security stopped it. She was explaing how I was wrong. So threw the napkin and boom, knee in my back and hand cuffs.

    @509reeves8@509reeves811 ай бұрын
    • Lived and worked around Seattle 40 yrs. I don't believe the j walking, but I def believe this.

      @olnasty@olnasty11 ай бұрын
    • ​@travisturner6375 I actually got stopped for j walking downtown . I was crossing Pike on 2nd Ave and a biker cop stopped me. I had a warrant so when he ran my name in the system i got taken into county. Back when the police were actually arresting people and taking people to jail.

      @theewunn@theewunn10 ай бұрын
    • ​@@theewunn I believe it. I used to work a couple blocks from there and I saw bike cops ticketing people for jaywalking EVERY SINGLE DAY!

      @stephenlurie821@stephenlurie8215 ай бұрын
  • Seattle has become such a liberal dump

    @db7tv326@db7tv3264 ай бұрын
  • he pulled the cops gun and he didnt have any consequences for that???

    @forgetaboutit192@forgetaboutit1925 ай бұрын
  • Joey is high. No se de que.

    @193475464@1934754648 ай бұрын
  • joey got stories

    @aeromtb2468@aeromtb24685 ай бұрын
  • The censoring bad words hurts my ears

    @spderman123@spderman12311 ай бұрын
    • They only did it the first 90 seconds but the rest of the video they didn’t censor at all. Like the editor just said “fuck it..” 😂

      @angelicajoy1@angelicajoy110 ай бұрын
  • No you Can do whatever you want in Seattle 😂

    @anthonyteja87@anthonyteja8711 ай бұрын
  • I watch Joey a lot but it feels like he was trying to show out hard on this podcast

    @Oofsrevenge@Oofsrevenge9 ай бұрын
  • Yeah I'm from San Francisco and you tell the tourists at the light, we just walk across like nothing, and they're looking stupid

    @danielbarrios1653@danielbarrios16535 ай бұрын
  • His voice is so cool 😎

    @nigelgrim@nigelgrim11 ай бұрын
    • Do sum drugs

      @johnathanrodriguez7514@johnathanrodriguez75148 ай бұрын
  • If you came here now the courts would drop it

    @jayhendee4018@jayhendee401811 ай бұрын
    • Definitely not lol. King county WANTS every dollar they can get

      @bennybenny61@bennybenny6111 ай бұрын
  • This podcast is terrible. Joey is trying to tell a story and everyone talk’s over him and interrupts. It really should just be Andrew Schultz and the guest. Nobody else

    @chrismarsigliano2418@chrismarsigliano241810 ай бұрын
  • Land of the free, where you can't be trusted to cross a road yourself

    @aaronflatt3525@aaronflatt352510 ай бұрын
  • SHIT NOT TO SAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA LOL "I GOT A WARRANT IN SEATTLE.." "I ALMOST KILLED SOME GUY."

    @Amberlynn0930@Amberlynn0930Ай бұрын
  • Why am I laughing my ass off as I sit here in Seattle? Coco just has me bursting at the seams! But then again, I am in a great city... But we do some stupid shit. GIVE JOEY HIS FUCKING PASSPORT ALREADY!!!!

    @ericweiler6571@ericweiler65712 ай бұрын
  • 7 years and misdemeanor warrants expire. So it isn't that

    @SonsOfAntiquity@SonsOfAntiquity11 ай бұрын
    • Way to tell us that you didn't watch the clip. Uncle Joey ran into several issues other than just the jaywalking, which he explained and admitted that he was out of control and not an angel.

      @wzpu3283@wzpu32835 ай бұрын
  • I got a passport with multiple warrants but I'm not famous.

    @prestonasher2291@prestonasher229111 ай бұрын
  • This haircut…geez. How told him it’s cool?!?!?

    @beaub650@beaub65011 ай бұрын
  • diaz has a warrant but seattle is going downhill fast.

    @aeromtb2468@aeromtb24685 ай бұрын
  • Liked for uncle joey

    @selfmadegamer410@selfmadegamer41010 ай бұрын
  • Damn no wonder he far north east lol😂😂

    @BroncosForLife21@BroncosForLife216 ай бұрын
  • Felons, especially violent felons can't get a passport anyways regardless of this whole Seattle thing.

    @notrealy180217@notrealy1802175 ай бұрын
  • Love the UG until the quake took it away

    @anthonyhamlett4987@anthonyhamlett498710 ай бұрын
  • Uncle Joey in the BUILDING!!! Stay black!!!

    @moebetta08@moebetta0811 ай бұрын
  • Seattle is a fawkin joke, and I live here. Watch your pronouns and you'll be fine 👌

    @outdoorloser4340@outdoorloser434011 ай бұрын
  • His mustache look like a skid mark

    @JoseAlvarez-wg1uh@JoseAlvarez-wg1uh6 ай бұрын
  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌

    @derickspawn6706@derickspawn670615 күн бұрын
  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤

    @artthrower7773@artthrower77736 ай бұрын
  • Lmao join the club Joey

    @user-jb9pb9vt9k@user-jb9pb9vt9k11 ай бұрын
  • Savage lmao

    @rafaelcheck653@rafaelcheck65311 ай бұрын
  • Heaven

    @theorangegoodness9281@theorangegoodness928111 ай бұрын
  • ❄️

    @LiterallyGod@LiterallyGod11 ай бұрын
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