Oj Simpson Dead At 76! The Best Of Norm Macdonald. The Oj Simpson jokes that got him canned from SNL
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RIP #NormMacdonald, The #Oj jokes that got Norm fired from #NBC, if only he could of waited it out he'd be having a field day of the #news
#Ojsimpson dead at 67. Oj Simpson dead! Norm Macdonald Oj Simpson Oj dead from #cancer
Norm died too soon. OJ died too late.
You did the best one.
this brings a tear to my eye
A-MEN!!!!
"Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"
They both died of cancer and kept pretty quiet about it. Only difference is most of us still miss Norm
Finally OJ can rest, knowing that his wife’s killer is dead
😂
Fking good one! 👉😜💨 Best wishes from Prague, Czech republic!
Allegedly... 😉
Now that's funny 😂
THIS.... is why I love the comments!🤣👍
Cancer killed O.J. After a lengthy autopsy, Cancer was found not guilty.
However, Cancer has vowed to find the real killer.
It's official. Cancer is not lethal in California.
Cancer will be releasing its new book next week titled: "if I did it"
Cancer put on a small glove and demanded to be acquitted of the charges, and will spend the rest of it's life hoping not to run into OJ's real killer on the streets
I believe you may have won the Internet this day.
I heard that O.J. Simpson was going to remarry. He was sorry that his previous marriages didn't work out, and he wanted to take another stab at it.
Rimshot!!
@@alisasharon1626 Beat me to it. Too perfect.
Pretty good
OJ found he couldn't cut marriage... but he did better in divorce.
Kek
Norm absolutely killed on Weekend Update. But… not as much as OJ killed.
Well he actually killed quite often😅
Actually Norm killed way more. Damn it Norm was the real killer all along. Right under our noses.
We can all rest easy, knowing that murder is legal in the state of california
I saw what you did there.
allegedly
My favorite OJ joke is definitely the “when the one person who would die for you, kills you” one
That and "This just in, Murder is legal in the state of California" are my favorites
All the book titles are great.
@@josephdykes1820: Murder is legal in the state of Californal gets me every time. The one about OJ refusing a lie detector because it detects lies was another great one.
"The jury is divided into two camps...Those that think he's innocent, and those who are really, really stupid." 😂
"well if i was to guess Ron Goldmans last words id guess hey youre OJ Simpson!"
For all these years, I’ve remembered this one: “The jury is divided into two camps: Those who think he is guilty, and those who are really, really stupid.” That sums up the whole trial perfectly .
In 30 for 30: OJ Made in America, it said that 75% of the jury thought it was impossible for OJ to commit the murders because he was so good at football at USC. The documentary also includes a clip of Barry Scheck lying about how the science of DNA analysis works and just outright making shit up. Then it cuts to the interview with Juror #2 saying "Barry Scheck was my favorite lawyer because he was really entertaining," so yeah, Norm's joke was 💯.
@@courtneyshannon2621I’ve read a lot more details about the jury selection process and the jurors, and it all tends to the same conclusion: Yhey somehow managed to have the 12 dumbest people in the State of California to be OJ’s jury. At a minimum, those who thought such a good football player couldn’t be guilty, should have been excluded “for cause.”
norm McDonald is walking around heaven with a smirk on his face asking “hey have you seen OJ?”
Hahaha, excellent
He's not gonna be there.
Sorry Norm , not up here .
If only that were true because that’s a great thought! RIP Norm
Hes looking up at us man
OJ's punishment is having to listen to Norm Macdonald make fun of him for eternity.
I imagine that the 1st person OJ saw in the afterlife was Norm.....what poetic justice that would be.
Haha. I wonder if he also gets to choose the pineapple?
Why would norm be in hell? Unless the devil booked him for a few gigs i think gods got him on his payroll.
Norm would give this comment a like
Norm would be dressed like Death in Family Guy pull off the hood and look like Turd Ferguson
Norm would be so flattered to see everyone remembering his humor and jokes in the wake of OJ’s death
he was the first thing i thought of when i heard OJ died
His jokes are extra funny today.
You Betcha!! 😂
"According to sources at the cemetery they had to dig his grave a little bigger than usual because the coffin didn't fit."
Quite funny too see them again and quite appropriate.
I love that Norm is such a legend that another famous man died and everyone takes it as an opportunity to commemorate Norm 2 years after his death
He wasn't famous lol he was a pile of 💩
OJ Simpson's death has filled me sadness. Because it made me remember how much I miss Norm MacDonald.
You missed the best one "It's official, murder is now legal in the State of California."
Unfortunately quite prophetic.
one of the best lines ever uttered on SNL since the first show aired.
@@chickenbeekAt least since "Jane, you ignorant slut".
💯
One of his absolute best lines.
Cancer has announced it is currently writing a book entitled "If I Did It".
Nah. Cancer right now is vehemently denying killing OJ, and claims that he was playing golf in his backyard during OJ's passing
Brilliant!!!
Somewhere Norms still laughing at this one...
This is so Norm-esque, lol.
Too funny!
When the Bronco chase ended and the cops had OJ surrounded, he froze and concentrated..
Now that's funny...Norm would be proud
Pulp fiction. 🍊
Oh, well played! 👏😄
Rim shot!🥁👍🤣
LOL!
Norm was basically railing against the injustice...... He was a great man....
And he was just about the only one at that level doing so unfortunately.
I miss Norm.
@@mykoniichistorychannel Yes, sometimes you don't realise what you have until it's gone. A great man.
Somewhere out there, Norm is on cloud, laughing at O.J in hell.
laughing at you for thinking dead people sit on clouds (or go to a place called "hell")
@@Ghost1126 your joke is contradicting lol Idk if you noticed
While asking his T cells where are they going? 😂
@@Ghost1126we’re all laughing at you for believing in ghosts
@@Ghost1126Wow!! You don’t believe in hell??!!
Norm roasted OJ on earth. Now the devil is roasting OJ in hell.
Satan bad. Santa good?
OJ was a paragon of virtue.
Or so the Germans would have us believe...😅
Norm is sitting right beside OJ, roasting.
You know who else will roast OJ? You guessed it...Frank Stallone
Ron Goldman's Last Words: "Hey! You're OJ Simpson!"
Norm actually quit in solidarity with his writing partner who was fired for the OJ jokes. They tried to get him to stay but he was such a perfect man that he never once bragged about his selfless act.
Ah truly the Muad’Dib!
I mean humble maybe but i wouldnt say he was a perfect man. He was actually a very troubled man who had an EXTREME gambling problem. He almost lost his house like 4 times because he bet it
@@werewolfgirl1995thank you. Idolizing famous people is weird.
@@werewolfgirl1995”Almost” lost his house. If that’s not perfection, I don’t know what is!
@@werewolfgirl1995 Who gives a fuck. He didn't lose his house.
Too bad Norm wasn't around for this day.
That's because God told him: Yeah, then when I said if he possibly did it.
I bet he hosted a heavenly party!!!!🎉
Fired for telling the obvious truth.
Liberals can’t handle the truth.
Would not have been fired if OJ was white.
Norm wasn't fired from SNL. He quit in solidarity with his writing partner who was fired for the OJ jokes. SNL tried to get Norm to stay.
@@LocalMachine Correct. Do people really think Norm went on air with all of that over multiple shows without Lorne Michaels knowing?
@@kevino4846 LM didn't fire them, the killer's über-powerful golf buddy Ohlmeyer in charge of NBC at the time did. You know, that same golf buddy helping him scour every elite private golf course in the country for Nicole and Ron's "real" killer. ... Here folks were thinking that was just an old-school mafia-type thing. LM was just the greedy slithering coward who sold his soul - and Norm, along with the show's last inkling of credibility - to the MSM plutocrat devils. Few, if any, could have imagined that was such a profound harbinger of things to come...
OJ tragically took the lives of two people and got away with it. Another unfortunate result was being introduced to the Kardashians.
Yep, the OJ trial made the Kardashians famous. Ugh. 🤮
Kardashians Unleashed. Worse crime than the murders.
Poor Bruce Jenner , all that dangling in his face , he had to switch .
Norm used to think O.J. was guilty. He still thinks O.J. is guilty, but he used to too.
Two great comics gone....
Miiiiiiiitch!!!!😭
If you're talking about Mitch Headburg, I agree.
that's a great joke, deserves more 👏
What?
God forbid you hurt the feelings of the murderer.
Ain't that the truth...
Yes, you could TRIGGER him!! DUCK!!
Alleged murderer
Murderers have feelings too….. Like anger, rage, bloodlust. But jokes aside logically you’re wrong, it’s surely wiser to not hurt the feelings of a murderer. In term of danger, hurting the feelings of a non murderer is less dangerous than a murderer.
This dude said “alleged murderer” 😂😂🤪
He had the b@lls no other comedian has ever had. He's still the funniest the SNL has ever had in almost 50 yrs. Love ya Norm
OMG, he was fearless. Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are close, but Norm did it on network TV, on a show that was reaching millions. Back then everyone talked about SNL, it was a cultural phenomenon.
?? dan akroyd, john belushi, steve martin, eddie murphy, chris farley. sorry reefer, maybe you don't remember the greats... more reefer plez
@@OJ-reborn I dont think you understood what the OP was saying. Macdonald said these things while the trial was still ongoing. He wasn’t playing safe and saying “allegedly”. It was extremely controversial at the time. There have been a lot of great comedians that have taken controversial positions, but most of them did it during their own sets and not on live national television. The focus wasn’t good SNL comedians, but comedians standing up and telling a joke, even if it’s controversial. Nobody in your list fits that there were plenty of comedians in history that do, but not those folks ( as funny as they are though.. don’t get me wrong )
@@OJ-reborn Haha, every person you listed doesn't even do controversial material. You've had enough reefer.
I’d add George Carlin to that list, too. He didn’t do SNL but he’s on point with observational humor. Saw him on the “dirty words” tour, funny funny man. I miss Norm & George.
No one else in comedy had the guts to crush OJ, so Norm did it.
Only fair considering OJ crushed the guts of two people.
"The crowd is torn" Even the SNL crowd loved that one!
That's my lucky stabbin' hat
I seriously can't stop commenting that quote when I see something about oj
Everybody should own one.
So Canadian my lucky stabbin hat!!!😅
Looking back at this, I was in my 20’s young and clueless but when OJ was handling the knife in court and acted like it was a toy and smiling…. That’s when I knew he was guilty. If he didn’t do it and she was the love of his life that should have crippled him. That was the tool used to kill her. Yet he joked and laughed.
Agreed. Ironic that it was more convincing than his crappy acting when he put on the crime scene glove.
@@brucelaborin2124 Funny how none of my leather gloves fit until I actually relax my hand and stop trying to avoid putting them on.
The glove shrunk because it was soaked in blood.
Not likely. They never found the knife that was used.
@@Debra355 that’s right. It was in the bag of stuff he gave to his attorney. It was when he put on the gloves and made a joke of it. The killer of the love of his life had those gloves on and he put them on and was joking. Guilty.
I wish Norm had lived to see OJ kick the bucket. We would have heard some really good jokes.
"Looks like a cock."
That's bad luck when the one guy who would've died for you ...kills you
NORM ! YOURE MISSED Your OJ stuff was SPOT ON, PERFECT R.I.P. NORM
SNL HOF
He’s dead he can’t read your comment
I didn't realize how awesome the 90's were when I was living them. This video made me appreciate the good old days, Norm was just hilarious.
Go be funny. Say the things that can't be said. Be your own hero.
I agree
@ whiskey..., people are so scared. They have moved so far away from truth, if someone tells them the truth they'll cry and run away. In my day you had to be politically correct, now you have to accept that there are 52 genders and the world as we know it is upside down and evil is good 🥴
Before men started taking estrogen...
It was the peak decade. And SNL was at its best!
the jury knew he was guilty too but the desire to stick it to the man was to too strong to do the right thing.
I also think they didn’t want to spend more time as jurors during the sentencing process. It’d already been 9 months or more.
Plus they sure as hell didn't want more riots all over the country. It had only been a few short years since the Rodney King riots.
The jury was a bunch of racists.
They all had an obvious racial bias, more so than being influenced by his celebrity status. It's insane the court allowed a mostly black jury as if that doesn't immediately result in a rigged trial. I don't get how that was even legal. The bias was only further evidenced by the way people celebrated after his acquittal like it's a win for the black community. Pathetic.
I know many people were worried of possible rioting if he was found guilty. Which was ridiculous because EVERY Black person I knew then knew OJ was guilty.
Damn… He was RELENTLESS, lol.
I doubt this is even all of them
I was never a huge Norm fan but these jokes are above and beyond genius. Sorry he's no longer with us.
I saw him at a comedy club. He was the real deal. I could not stop laughing. He was my favorite.
If you are not a norm fan you are probably some uptight clown anyways.
I think Dennis Miller was better.
Commie
Check him out slashing the Clintons' !
Norm was pretty sure OJ did it.
Yep. Norm was pretty. Sure, OJ did it.
Aa did everyone else. The only question was can being a celebrity let you get away with it? In those days, yes. These days...less so. That much spousal abuse would be a lot harder to hide these days. And that's a good thing.
We all know OJ did it.
Ok was guilty as hell. (He quit taking arthritis meds, his hands swelled... So the glove didn't fit). OJ WAS A Murdering BASTARD.
That one “TOOK” me!!😂😂😂😂 Johnny Cochran, after being accused of beating his wife: “Hey, at least I didn’t kill her like some people I know”!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Two of my favourite jokes are missing in this "This week it was revealed that when O.J. was first taken into police custody, his lawyers denied permission for Simpson to be hooked up to a lie detection machine. The reason - It's a machine that detects lies." "In the O.J. Simpson trial Ron Goldman's father hurled abusive language at Mr Simpson because "he didn't like the way he was looking at him." O.J responded "Come on, I wasn't even looking at you! Oh your probably just still mad at me because I murdered your son."
I'm glad someone put this up...this is the best tribute to OJ that could be!! 😂
It was so strange when I heard Norm McDonald was fired over his O.J. jokes, you are very much missed Norm!
OJ had friends in the NBC hierarchy
@@marklittle8805 I believe Don Ohlmeyer was one of them
@@Football-Sidelines-NO ya, that was who I was thinking of. It doesn't say anything good about Ohlmayer
Liberals can’t handle the truth.
@@Football-Sidelines-NO Dick Ebersol was the pivot. Lorne soon after.
OJ searched relentlessly for his wife’s killer on America’s golf courses.
Norm had the most perfect comedic timing I have ever seen. He always knew when to pause, when to slow down, and when to speed up. I don't think anyone cried over O.J. but I'm willing to bet there were many tears when Norm left us.
Many many tears for Norm ♥️💗♥️
I attended one of his live shows a few years back. I was so shocked when I heard the news of his passing. He was great.
@@40stbotolph I'll always regret never seeing him live.
This is exactly what we needed. Rip Norm
Good-bye OJ. You’re about to face a real judge.
Let's hope he didn't ask THAT judge for mercy, before the end.
The ultimate judge, the Lord. No getting out of that one.
@@kevinnelson66 Hahaha, right! No lawyers to help him in this one.
@@jefflabute2946 O.J.'s trial has been moved to Hell...no shortage of attorneys there!
Don't you just wish that was actually true, LOL.
Every joke hits. Norm is a legend.
RIP Norm, good riddance OJ.
11 minutes of gold.
Should have won an Emmy; not got fired!😂
Today, OJ Simpson gets to make his case as to why he should get into heaven. Unfortunately for him, his court appointed lawyer was Norm Macdonald.
God sent Norm to meet OJ at St. Peter’s Gate…….
SAVAGE!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit, best comment on here!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Norm MacDonald died, he was trending online. When OJ Simpson died, Norm MacDonald began trending again. It’s beautiful really.
Another reminder that NBC sucks. Firing Norm. What a boob network.
They fired OJ too.
@@raymondpierotti8414 yeah NBC is real strict on killing your wife and a waiter.
Dick Ebersole was a friend of OJs
Not only does NBC suck, ALL OF TV SUCKS!
Norm was the absolute funniest comedian ever! Loved him!
Holy does this ever bring back memories! Norm was hilarious. Can't say I will miss OJ though!
"It is official now, murder is now legal in the state of California!" ~ Norm McDonald on OJ Simpson's acquittal.
I had no idea this cost Norm his job. I wasn't watching SNL at the time, anyway. Thanks so much for compiling and posting this.
There's a rumor that they fired his joke writer, and norm quit in solidarity
" O J SLICING THROUGH THE DEFENSE LIKE A KNIFE..." ANNOUNCER ACTUALLY SAID THAT DURING A BROADCAST
God himself told me that OJ is guilty.
The Kardashians owe their careers to OJ 😮
Yuck, that’s very true.
Really? I thought it was Black Magic.
The Kardashians owe Khloe to OJ
BlowJ
@@brucelaborin2124 You mean Back Magic, don't you?
Norm’s jokes are still funny because he was ballsy enough to say out loud what everyone thought of and (still think of) OJ .. lol
I still remember the MASSIVE support OJ got from the black community despite it being obvious he was a murderer. Sickening.
I wonder was you upset and said sickening,about the white community,when Latasha Harlins was killed and got no justice or Rodney king was beaten by L A P D and got no justice or when Trayvon Martin was killed and got no justice, or Emmett Till was killed and got no justice or Tamir E. Rice was killed and got no justice Ernest Collins and 16-year-old Benny Mitchell killed and got no justice, you see I can go on on about what is really sickening about yo people!!
It’s called racism
he was as guilty as the Rodney King cops. thats all i can say to anyone defending oj.
One of the few things I don’t like about chappelle. Maybe they were just like that back then because of really bad racism and cops beating them. That’s all I can assume. Otherwise, it’s much worse than I thought.
A lot of the black community harbors hate for white people still. People that were never slaves hate people who never owned slaves. It's unfortunately the effects of decades of Zionist propaganda pushing the race/ class war
So many great jokes by Norm. My son and I always chuckle about “hey! That’s my lucky stabbin’ hat!”! “
Always loved how he had papers but never glanced at them
I can't believe O.J. Simpson went to his grave without ever finding out who was responsible for murdering his wife
Great timing, maestro! 👏😁 Norm would be proud. Best wishes to all decent Americans from Prague, Czech republic! 🇨🇿🗽🇺🇸
Thank you! 🇨🇿! ♥️ from the 🇺🇸. My great-grandmother was from Czechoslovakia & gave birth to my grandmother during the 1906 San Francisco, CA earthquake, in an army tent. I still remember her accent when I was a little girl. Hope to visit your beautiful country someday! Peace.
@@KittyGrizGriz Nice! You will have a great time once you would visit here! The old architecture will blow your mind!
Greetings from upstate NY. Let's make this world great again. We'll see Norm again. John 5:28-29. Peace 💙
I miss Norm !!! 😎 No more , ballsy comics around . Norm , wasn't afraid to push the envelope .
Bill Burr...
Ricky Gervais...
“It was revealed today that O.J. Simpson told police that Nicole Brown Simpson used to beat him up. He also claimed that she and Ron Goldman killed him.” 😂
The best OJ joke I ever heard was: OJ can’t find work. I don’t know why. He has a killer resume.
Norm's doing a special while winking at OJ down under knowing he can hear every word. Knock'em into reincarnation, Norm!
Piercing humor that stabs to the heart of the matter. And the neck.
NORM. Really miss you, man. Real justice would have Norm outliving that murderer.
Yes. Tho the only real justice would have been the long-abused Nicole Brown and the gentleman Ron Goldman outliving that murderer... Not to mention what actual justice if Ohlmeyer had been fired - and 'cancelled' - for his open and thoroughly corrupt support for a pampered sports-world wife-beater, womanizer, and multi-murderer, instead of the funny guy who bravely and honestly spoke truth to power. Weird how criminals, media moguls, and other bigwigs too often have so much in common..
OJ's coffin was placed next to his ex-wife....unfortunately...the casket was too big for the hole...so the gravediggers just dropped OJ in a dumpster and left. They were heard saying "If it doesn't FIT....we're going to SPLIT!!!"
Rim shot!🥁👍🤣
This is so funny. OJ could not get away from Norm MacDonald. The best joke was 6:36.
and 7:35
the "....or treat" got me lmao
Weekend update was never the same after he was fired. Norm was the best!
Normy got the last laugh. RIP Normy
I love I'm not the only one watching this and thinking of norm
Troy McClure: "But of course, for that ending to work, you would have to ignore all the Simpson DNA evidence. And that would be downright nutty." - Phil Hartman, "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular"
Miss Norm and Phil!
It’s missing the best thing one! “Earlier today OJ Simpson refused to take lie detector test. Because it detects lies.”
The cowardice of the network was colossal right on target Norm!
In the end, OJ, you didn't get away with it.
No, he became a public outcast and wasn't welcome anywhere.
@@joeyjamison5772 That's what I mean when I said he didn't get away with it.
“They also killed me.” killed me.
I love how Norm Macdonald is getting a much deserved introduction to a new generation.
Norm was a genius among comedy and reality.
Maybe O.J. would still be here ...if he wasn't' afraid to go under a knife?
Now , That's funny !!!! 🤔😲😀😀🤣🤣🤣😎🖖
Too soon. . . Nahhhhhhhh
😳 that’s very very dark, humor.
@@KittyGrizGriz word on the streets, is that the juice wanted to be a director in t.v. and movies. But, every time he yelled, "cut!" It scared everyone on the set! Now, thats dark dark humor.
nah he wants to be the guy with the knife in his hand, not the other guy
Oh, man. Norm is totally OJ'ing it with these jokes! ❤
Ha, the benefit of OJ's "departure", is getting to hear these gems of jokes I must have missed the first time around.
And O.J. died surrounded by his loving knife and family
Yeah 😂😂
You have learned well, Padawan. 😂
Norm MacDonald literally killing it. Back when SNL was funny and had a spine.
It never had a spine. They fired Norm for joking about the obvious.
If they actually had a spine Norm wouldn't have been fired.
The reporting was that one of the executives actually was a friend of OJ. So he was getting fed up with Norm cutting the Juice down 24/7.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
This is absolute gold!!! Thank you for posting this!!
This guy was a genius at deadpan delivery. And a shout out to the producers who let this kind of material go out over the airwaves back then. You could never get something this controversial on the air today, that’s for sure. Everyone is too worried about being litigated to the poorhouse.
Well, there is that pesky problem of if there needs to be an appeal or second trial, these jokes who taint a jury pool.
Norm's posthumous memoirs, titled "Don't let my death distract you from the fact that OJ killed two people"
I miss Norm😢 RIP NORM🕊✨💙 Norm Macdonald Legend💯🔥
I wonder if OJ will meet Johnny Cochran in Hell? If it don't fit you must aquit.
who else would defend him vs satan?
@@markmac2206 the Scriptures teaches us we have a "Helper" in the form of the Holy Spirit,and an Advocate to the Father in Jesus. OJ has Johnny, and that Kardashian fellow.
Satan jamming a pineapple up O.J.'s ass: "if the pineapple don't fit, you must jam it!"
After the Trial. OJ was asked if he would ever get married again. He said he'd like to take another Stab at it.
Part of OJ's eternal punishment is listening to Norm trash talking him FOREVER
OJ's search for the real killer has officially ended. We will never know who the real killer was now.
mmm.. uh... yeah
Oj duh
Thank you for posting this. I never missed Weekend Update when Norm was behind the news desk. His OJ material was brilliant.
The pic of “how to kill 2 people at the same time”.. killed me… 😆😆😆🤘🏼✌🏼
What a shame. I always wanted to meet OJ. So I could call him every horrible thing I can think of. Then when he gets mad I go: “What? You gonna kill me?”