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Sex, According To Comedians

Netflix Is A Joke
2022 ж. 12 Ақп.
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Class is in session. Sex stories from comedians that might teach you a thing or two.
Comedian Lineup:
Ms. Pat: Y'all Wanna Hear Something Crazy?
The Standups Season 3: Janelle James
The Standups Season 3: Mark Normand
Russell Howard: Recalibrate
Nikki Glaser: Bangin’
Russell Howard: Lubricant
Maria Bamford: Old Baby
#ValentinesDay #SexStories #StandupComedy
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  • Yo SOMEONE needs to go to jail for that first story 😂😂😂😂

    @MitchDarrell@MitchDarrell2 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, the woman talking about twanging her son's cock...that bitch needs locking up.

      @Poppa_Capinyoaz@Poppa_Capinyoaz2 жыл бұрын

    • Lighten up, man.

      @toribluemisthaven4496@toribluemisthaven44962 жыл бұрын

    • @@toribluemisthaven4496 if you know who Ms. Pat is, you know nothing she says is a “joke”. She’s making light of true stories so it’s really okay for people to be horrified.

      @skribulz7@skribulz7 Жыл бұрын

    • sum of this shit was weird

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

    • RIGHT?! THAT WAS DISTURBING AF!!😣

      @pw6160@pw6160 Жыл бұрын

  • Got here, didn't know what to expect but this first story is wild

    @dominicbodkin739@dominicbodkin7392 жыл бұрын

    • yeah its so fucked up wtf

      @yokonono2171@yokonono21712 жыл бұрын

    • Saaaame

      @Rabdom50@Rabdom502 жыл бұрын

    • yo fr im 90 secs in dying

      @vyper1126@vyper11262 жыл бұрын

    • Sounds like low-key pedophilia

      @xawsum1x979@xawsum1x9792 жыл бұрын

    • In there kangarooing the Kitty cat!

      @rockmyworldmusic@rockmyworldmusic2 жыл бұрын

  • I have to applaud Ms. Pat. Whether one thinks it’s appropriate or funny…To be able to turn such a trauma into something so powerfully moving to disturb and entertain is artistic. It sounds like she’s “just telling a story” but she really crafted it well. As someone who processes his pain through comedy I am truly inspired!

    @SeanessyTheKing@SeanessyTheKing Жыл бұрын

  • The whole bit comparing sex to university has be sobbing 😂😂😂

    @cloudgoddesscosplay3389@cloudgoddesscosplay33892 жыл бұрын

  • Amazing how ms pat can tell a story that most would find disturbing and make it funny. That is talent!

    @seanelsenbroek7530@seanelsenbroek75302 жыл бұрын

    • It was still very very disturbing.

      @ceceliam9014@ceceliam90142 жыл бұрын

    • @@ceceliam9014 same I was uncomfortable the entire story

      @liyahlewis3696@liyahlewis3696 Жыл бұрын

    • What was funny about that?!

      @pw6160@pw6160 Жыл бұрын

    • I agree😅😅😅

      @djloften@djloften Жыл бұрын

    • For real. She’s so underrated. She has a way of making something super disturbing that I would normally cry over, fucking hilarious.

      @CG-lz7qj@CG-lz7qj Жыл бұрын

  • I wasn’t sure about Russell at first, but he won me over when he said “a vagina should taste like a vagina” 🤘

    @Kayboo730@Kayboo7302 жыл бұрын

  • Russell Howard's bit about kids filming them losing their virginity blows my mind. If I filmed me losing my virginity, it wouldn't have been a movie so much as a .GIF 🤣

    @CDuff86@CDuff862 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣😅😆😆

      @jacobisimmons_com@jacobisimmons_com Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @anthonybroady9483@anthonybroady9483 Жыл бұрын

  • Hilarious montage! Ms. Pat might be my new favorite comic, but Mark's sex with a GOP/abortion punchline literally woke my wife up.

    @Harry_Beanbag@Harry_Beanbag2 жыл бұрын

    • .yes

      @jasonmcclain8186@jasonmcclain81862 жыл бұрын

    • ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

      @monican923@monican9232 жыл бұрын

  • I didnt have full context for this story until i listened to it from the begining. Dear lord...Im just glad she was able to turn actual trauma into a disturbingly funny story.

    @taylorwilliams4179@taylorwilliams4179 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:30 her sons must be mortified 🤣

    @midnightmask7716@midnightmask77162 жыл бұрын

    • that shit nasty

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

    • @@godlytyungodly I know right 😬

      @midnightmask7716@midnightmask7716 Жыл бұрын

    • @@midnightmask7716 i’m glad there were ppl like you in the comments 😭 shit had me feeling hella uncomfortable listening to her say that shi😂

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

    • @@godlytyungodly Your welcome, bro I cringed inside my soul

      @midnightmask7716@midnightmask7716 Жыл бұрын

  • ⚠️… That first story⚠️… “Straight to jail!” Skip to 4:27 if y’all couldn’t hang like myself, bc whew chile

    @misskaydawkins@misskaydawkins2 жыл бұрын

    • I’m sayingggg

      @natty.777@natty.7772 жыл бұрын

    • It was funny sure but it was also incredibly disturbing too

      @oktoberfeeest7819@oktoberfeeest78192 жыл бұрын

    • 7:00 her set bothers me so much

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

    • how she treated her sons it jus made me feel so gross and uncomfortable

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

    • Wasn't that disturbing and disgusting?! Why are people laughing in the comments?! That's not a joke !!

      @pw6160@pw6160 Жыл бұрын

  • Lmao 😂 I nearly died laughing at "you'd get tackled at a chilli's".

    @Baby_Doll1989@Baby_Doll1989 Жыл бұрын

  • "You can't let that out. You'd get tackled at a Chili's."

    @thatsbaloney@thatsbaloney2 жыл бұрын

  • There is NO WAY that first story is true!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

    @ShiningLight411@ShiningLight4112 жыл бұрын

    • Listen to jim jefferies taking an md sufferer to see a prostitute

      @ericras5993@ericras59932 жыл бұрын

    • All of Ms Pat's stories are outrageous, but she tells them like they're nothing which adds to the comedy.

      @makeupdiaries6438@makeupdiaries64382 жыл бұрын

    • I saw her on the Joe Rogen podcast (in his not crazy/KZhead years) and according to the stories she told there, yeah… everything she says on stage is true.

      @skribulz7@skribulz7 Жыл бұрын

    • She was too descriptive for it not to be 😭

      @catsseighteen4365@catsseighteen4365 Жыл бұрын

    • @@skribulz7 his "not crazy/KZhead years"??? LMAO Rogan on KZhead was WAY more out there than he is now. He's darn near mainstream now!

      @Dwendele@Dwendele Жыл бұрын

  • The birthday part was a perfectly snuck in joke.

    @deansheets@deansheets2 жыл бұрын

  • Lol "HES AN ATHLETE!" the guy at 9:40 is hilarious

    @jocelynnfaith6036@jocelynnfaith60362 жыл бұрын

    • Who is that guy? I like his humor.

      @ocel12356@ocel12356 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ocel12356 Mark Normand one of the most gifted comedians of our time

      @fury_saves_world@fury_saves_world Жыл бұрын

  • That part of Ms Pat’s special fucks me up every single time 😂

    @chiaroscural@chiaroscural2 жыл бұрын

  • 2 comedians in and you can tell this title is wrong, it should be "Incest, according to Comedians."

    @natehills8096@natehills8096 Жыл бұрын

    • a tragedy of older generations & undereducated families is that its not uncommon for sexual trauma to be some people’s first experiences/introductions to sex ed.

      @spicnspan87@spicnspan8711 ай бұрын

  • "Roses are nice, violets are fine, i'll be the 6, if you be the 9" - Master Oogway when he was 46

    @ComicalRealm@ComicalRealm2 жыл бұрын

    • Now that's poetry

      @jasongarcia1886@jasongarcia18862 жыл бұрын

  • Gawd I love Maria Bamford. Still so sad I missed her show!

    @2headed@2headed Жыл бұрын

  • Sorry but that first story just sounds like abuse- abuse towards her, her sister and a vulnerable man with special needs

    @Itspoppyme@Itspoppyme2 жыл бұрын

    • EXACTLY!! AND I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING IN THE COMMENTS!!

      @pw6160@pw6160 Жыл бұрын

    • @@pw6160 A lot of people process their trauma through comedy.

      @LexTime89@LexTime89 Жыл бұрын

    • Ms. Pat has decided not to let herself be a victim to the things she was subjected to in her past

      @catsseighteen4365@catsseighteen4365 Жыл бұрын

    • Completely agree

      @phaedraknoeller4482@phaedraknoeller448211 ай бұрын

    • Yeah, agreed. Glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed I wasn’t laughing. But like Lex said, maybe she’s processing trauma through her comedy. Seems to have worked, so there’s that.

      @ronjon7942@ronjon79423 ай бұрын

  • Russell Howard sounds like Gordon Ramsey and I was listening to this without watching wondering why the angry food man was telling me about sex

    @ItsYaBoiV@ItsYaBoiV Жыл бұрын

  • The first story was so tragic, she had the balls to try to find humor in it, but it just made me sad tbh.

    @b2e1z@b2e1z Жыл бұрын

    • Same, I'm wondering how drunk that audience was to scream with laughter like that.

      @ellaeadig263@ellaeadig263 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ellaeadig263 baby, go back to your gated community and try to pray real life away.

      @calicokush@calicokushАй бұрын

  • 13:14 wow, oh my god. That’s morbid and hilarious.

    @TheCorey1734@TheCorey17342 жыл бұрын

  • Mark Normand is absolutely hilarious. Razor sharp delivery and fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard my sides hurt!

    @c.saragian9502@c.saragian9502 Жыл бұрын

  • Ms. Pat traumatized me as I🤪

    @fairroe6975@fairroe69752 жыл бұрын

  • That one was the best so far lol 😆

    @gingersnapps@gingersnapps2 жыл бұрын

  • You know you're a master of your craft when you can turn a fcked up story into the most hilarious stuff you've ever heard. Big props to Ms. Pat!

    @LM-gm9yo@LM-gm9yo6 ай бұрын

  • I'm dead from the 1st one💀💀💀

    @michellehuffman2025@michellehuffman20252 жыл бұрын

  • University analogy was excellent.

    @ekdaufin1485@ekdaufin14852 ай бұрын

  • Kevin Hart is hillarious...I mean Marc Normand :D

    @alessandrogambino420@alessandrogambino4202 жыл бұрын

  • OMG, I love Janelle sooo much!

    @maryrosekent8223@maryrosekent8223 Жыл бұрын

  • I watched this in a bus...in a bus

    @realotobi@realotobi Жыл бұрын

  • I like this Mark guy cuz he’s just awkward enough that it’s obvious he’s not a threat

    @Kayboo730@Kayboo7302 жыл бұрын

  • Nikki's Vincent D'Onofrio from Men In Black joke was pretty good, that bit got me.

    @Kinvarus1@Kinvarus12 жыл бұрын

  • The 1st story 😳😲🤔🤣😂🤣

    @tamikam173@tamikam1732 жыл бұрын

  • As a lesbian who gets hit on by straight women... Now I understand why.

    @MrNicoleCherie@MrNicoleCherie2 жыл бұрын

    • Hey there fellow lesbean😋

      @haizekhaze8868@haizekhaze8868 Жыл бұрын

  • Ohh, Brian 🤣🤣

    @Eln_musK@Eln_musKАй бұрын

  • Love Mark Normand.

    @ronjon7942@ronjon79423 ай бұрын

  • 15:56 sometimes I just watch the ones w plot bc it's hilariously random or shocking 💀

    @xisnothappy@xisnothappy Жыл бұрын

  • Maria is a treasure

    @lukeburkett5645@lukeburkett56452 жыл бұрын

  • The university analog so true

    @cooljoe5820@cooljoe5820 Жыл бұрын

  • Everytime there’s a Nikki standup, I know I’m either going to get traumatized or disgusted 🕴🏻

    @user-ub1hc1iu1b@user-ub1hc1iu1b Жыл бұрын

  • first 4 min comedy gold.....Ms. Pat goes hard

    @L1niste@L1niste2 жыл бұрын

    • Unless you've lived through something similar. Then not so much...

      @user-yw4fh4pw3q@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын

  • I saw that kept it moving lol

    @brittanys2088@brittanys2088 Жыл бұрын

  • Lotions and potions🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @spacemama@spacemama2 жыл бұрын

  • Great comedy!

    @constancebailey1052@constancebailey10529 ай бұрын

  • The second story was helllaaaaa weird

    @catwetterau8273@catwetterau8273 Жыл бұрын

  • The first story is just horrible...this is child abuse

    @HanaEleHH@HanaEleHH2 жыл бұрын

  • Mark never disappoints!

    @aqua-mina@aqua-mina Жыл бұрын

  • Definitely needs run this back

    @brandonroberson1283@brandonroberson1283 Жыл бұрын

  • get a dad to tell the second story about daughter. yeah fucking right.

    @louspowels7120@louspowels71202 жыл бұрын

    • Girls don't exactly have a peepee. 😁

      @Goshin89@Goshin892 жыл бұрын

    • @@Goshin89 Nah you know what he meant

      @VictoriaSobocki@VictoriaSobocki2 жыл бұрын

    • THANK YOU.

      @ianleonard1838@ianleonard18382 жыл бұрын

    • That's what I was thinking .... it gives pedo.

      @evikathurgood3017@evikathurgood30172 жыл бұрын

    • I was wondering why I felt so uncomfortable

      @firexx78@firexx78 Жыл бұрын

  • Ok. I understand comedy is subjective. I ABSOLUTELY UNDERSTAND funny is funny. The first story just hits too close to home for me.

    @danabryant6138@danabryant61382 жыл бұрын

    • what does that mean?

      @mrlilrip10@mrlilrip102 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrlilrip10 sexual abuse involving family.

      @danabryant6138@danabryant61382 жыл бұрын

    • @@danabryant6138 oh😢😢 so sorry to hear that. this world is sick, way too many people where im from has dealt with that😞 You are strong

      @mrlilrip10@mrlilrip102 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrlilrip10 Thank you and I appreciate the question instead of making a shitty comment. There are a lot of evil people in the world.

      @danabryant6138@danabryant61382 жыл бұрын

    • @@danabryant6138 for sure man,, people are evil. even more so on the internet

      @mrlilrip10@mrlilrip102 жыл бұрын

  • The 2nd comedian made me feel uncomfortable 😭😭. Idk I just can’t imagine having kids and saying that stuff about them. Like imagine if a dad said similar things about his daughter 😬. It’s weird

    @jacobssweetpotato3863@jacobssweetpotato3863 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I agree. Not funny, and I feel really sorry for her kids. 🤷🏼‍♀️

      @phaedraknoeller4482@phaedraknoeller448211 ай бұрын

    • to each their own. i got EXACTLY what she was talking about and I did see the humor in it. She COULD refine/retool the verbiage but the core premise is hilarious

      @spicnspan87@spicnspan8711 ай бұрын

  • Comedian might be a strong word here.

    @rickwilliams967@rickwilliams967 Жыл бұрын

  • People taking their disfunction as jokes

    @1bestfriend2u18@1bestfriend2u182 жыл бұрын

    • Congratulations you’ve just described comedy

      @Mimi-cq4bg@Mimi-cq4bg2 жыл бұрын

  • The last one I was scared

    @cactus4773@cactus4773 Жыл бұрын

  • The first one was fucked up and funny, the second one just felt uncomfortable.

    @rhettorical@rhettorical Жыл бұрын

  • "Sometimes you do the doorstop like BRRRRRRRMMM" jesus fucking christ XD

    @Psnowdog7@Psnowdog72 жыл бұрын

    • not cool

      @godlytyungodly@godlytyungodly Жыл бұрын

  • ms. pat is the best

    @cameronmichaels216@cameronmichaels2162 жыл бұрын

  • Omg y’all ms pat just bout kills me

    @Mimi-cq4bg@Mimi-cq4bg2 жыл бұрын

  • Ms. Pat, Russell Howard & Nikki Glaser really stole the show with these omfg

    @kbee8517@kbee85172 жыл бұрын

    • Guess that's why their faces are on the thumbnail.

      @jaysonjackson3455@jaysonjackson3455 Жыл бұрын

  • Loved the Mark Normand bit❤

    @tina247diva9@tina247diva9 Жыл бұрын

  • Got funny at 14:30 & 20:14

    @sulemanpatel@sulemanpatel2 жыл бұрын

  • Wildfire hot 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳

    @kaizen_oils9805@kaizen_oils9805 Жыл бұрын

  • Hi ... how did I get here?

    @jaredb.4335@jaredb.43352 жыл бұрын

    • seizures?

      @newtempphone-ash9507@newtempphone-ash95072 жыл бұрын

  • What’s the outcue music from ???

    @MilesVanlife@MilesVanlife2 жыл бұрын

  • Aaaaah... airfryer. LOL

    @fexbio@fexbio2 жыл бұрын

  • "Yelps"

    @omikatiwari747@omikatiwari747 Жыл бұрын

  • Omg lmfao 🤣 😂

    @sarashaw6549@sarashaw65492 жыл бұрын

  • i cant explain how uncomfortable i am watching this...however i keep watching

    @jacc.00@jacc.002 жыл бұрын

  • Hilarious comedians. I couldn't stop laughing. What's the name of the English comedian?

    @HBProductions.@HBProductions.2 жыл бұрын

    • Says their names on the bottom of the screen.

      @MarieGarrett.@MarieGarrett.2 жыл бұрын

    • Russell Howard

      @CantoErgoSum@CantoErgoSum Жыл бұрын

    • He had a show that introduced me to some other good comedians--I want to say it was called "Russell Howard's Good News"

      @typacsk@typacsk8 ай бұрын

  • Something don’t sit right with this😂

    @brandonray1278@brandonray1278 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark Normand's is amazing LOL.

    @junpengluo882@junpengluo882 Жыл бұрын

  • Mark Normand was brilliant

    @tarkababaa@tarkababaa2 жыл бұрын

  • The last one she forgot, "what's this here sauce."

    @stevegorr4262@stevegorr4262 Жыл бұрын

  • 20:12

    @alanadaniels2005@alanadaniels2005 Жыл бұрын

  • I love it when she tells me don't stop someday's I'll be running in place all dam day like I can't wait till I get to test this theory

    @jesseschwerdt7974@jesseschwerdt79742 жыл бұрын

  • that was a disturbing story.

    @Ralphies_Mom@Ralphies_Mom2 жыл бұрын

  • Hilarious but I’m unsure about the last one🤨, nonetheless it was funny 🤣

    @gina-zo2375@gina-zo23752 жыл бұрын

  • Second and third one got me laughing like...

    @maameserwaahpoku1156@maameserwaahpoku11568 ай бұрын

  • Netflix Is A Joke, a bad one.

    @cucubanana4226@cucubanana42264 ай бұрын

  • Real shit

    @recoforeman8246@recoforeman8246 Жыл бұрын

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂👍🏾

    @kinnectd2god615@kinnectd2god6152 жыл бұрын

  • 3rd one is funny

    @Blackflag.actual@Blackflag.actual2 жыл бұрын

  • Life lessons 904

    @everybodylovesrainman@everybodylovesrainman2 жыл бұрын

  • "I don't kink shame, but..." Ok, so you do, then.

    @IzjusTree@IzjusTree Жыл бұрын

  • That British guy is kinda fine

    @86Kera@86Kera2 жыл бұрын

  • 5:06 DEFTONES SHIRT

    @cobwebsandcorsets@cobwebsandcorsets Жыл бұрын

  • I've just been kink-shamed 🤔

    @alphared4508@alphared45082 жыл бұрын

    • No shame bro, even if you don't like feet, you don't like ugly feet... we all understand

      @jacobisimmons_com@jacobisimmons_com Жыл бұрын

  • This storys not gona send you to hell baby hahaha love Ms. Pat

    @constructapex2021@constructapex2021 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm an epileptic I have had a sezure during sex it resulted in our 2nd daughter-LOL

    @djloften@djloften Жыл бұрын

    • I am not making fun of your situation with your health but I swear that funny as hell!🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @anthonybroady9483@anthonybroady9483 Жыл бұрын

  • Who’s the second act?

    @madisonhigginbottom957@madisonhigginbottom957 Жыл бұрын

  • And they say I'm crazy

    @recoforeman8246@recoforeman8246 Жыл бұрын

  • Stored outside of the body!

    @ekdaufin1485@ekdaufin14852 ай бұрын

  • Janelle James looks like Michael Jackson

    @AtlOzOm@AtlOzOm11 ай бұрын

  • That black lady dam. Reminds me of Jim Jefferies friend

    @iain1207@iain1207 Жыл бұрын

  • Maria Bamford funniest woman ever

    @user-yw4fh4pw3q@user-yw4fh4pw3q Жыл бұрын

  • Wow amzing video🥰🥰

    @MonkyDollqueen@MonkyDollqueen2 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah... wait s minutes, why was I first to like?

      @jaredb.4335@jaredb.43352 жыл бұрын

    • @@jaredb.4335 seizures

      @newtempphone-ash9507@newtempphone-ash95072 жыл бұрын

  • Ay yo somebody done did bring back MJ's to life

    @azmanomar7054@azmanomar70542 жыл бұрын
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