[1147] Locksmith Says My Videos Are BS... Loses $75 (Maybe)

This is an underappreciated comment should be top hilarious

It's always good when it takes as long to open the package as it does to open the lock! :D

I actually paused at 1:41 for this exact reason, and went to read the comments to see if anyone else had the same thought. Was not disappointed :D

2 minutes and 14 seconds.... 2 times 14 seconds = 28 seconds.

My thoughts exactly LOL

What are you talking about? How is that a roast?

@@warnertesla8297 Malcolm getting his refund would be a pain in the ass at the best of times, but this was supposed to be impossible. The locksmith was so certain the lock was impossible to beat and it was picked in a ridiculously short time by the guy he called the "worst offender" of spreading lockpicking lies. He wasn't just wrong, he was laughably wrong. It's irony.

r/woosh

@@familiarcommenter9289 who?

@@warnertesla8297 he’s basically saying the locksmith guy isn’t gonna want to give him his money back and it’s gonna be a challenge to get it back.

@@78eretah yes unoriginal 'cant like cuz 420 hahahhahahdhgawyurwahjuiydfj9i0w[aokl'

reddit is down the hall and to the left

​@@78eretif you haven't you can like it now!

Come on he's a lawyer, surely he can help poor Malcolm out collecting that refund.

@@RubyBoobsbest response

Yeah, me too. Maybe he just never bothered. To be fair to the locksmith, it's really much more of a job than just picking. They make their living installing, replacing and servicing. The guy who comes to grind off your lock is making a housecall, and $75 sounds like a going rate. He's bonded and licensed, so a cop can't mosey up and accuse him of a crime. It costs him money to stay in business. This particular guy maybe took things a little personally, the way a doctor would with a patient who keeps looking up stuff on the internet and assuming he knows more than he does.

​@@markuswx1322Service guys, in general, get tired of people who have higher than reasonable expectations, based on what the customers have seen or read online, (mis)information from friends, family, or the random guy on the neighboring barstool. As a guy who's made a career of service trades, I appreciate your insightful commentary.

@@markuswx1322 Maybe the lock owner never had the heart to show this video to the original locksmith. Prolly figured he'd jump off a bridge in despair.

dedication.

​@@markuswx1322I mean if the owner of the bike is present I don't think it matters if the guy cutting the lock is a locksmith or your buddy with a grinder

He even save people money

😂😂

He didn’t have enough time to explain

Bro was SERIOUS lol

Honestly you can kind of tell what the hell he was doing anyway. He slipped the flat one in and popped open into hickey, then he put the tea bar looking thing in there and twisted the backend until the tumblers clicked.

Truth

I tinker with computers and other electronics all the time and I've gotta say... this is so freaking true! 😂

fun fact: you can put it in the right way everytime by making sure the side with the holes is face up. it'll go right in each time.

@@tylermann1499 What about when the port is vertical or the device is upside down? Checkmate, atheists!

@@tylermann1499 Source: My computer's motherboard's IO board has vertical ports

Lolol I came here to say the same thing, I hope the guy who sent the lock in, outs the locksmith that and mouthed him

Nah, that locksmith destroyed his own rep, LPL gave a great reason as to why most locksmiths can't do it, we only laugh at it because of how arrogant the guy was when talking to his customer. Service industry 101 never badmouth a peer or competing business, especially to a customer. Even if that business is horrible you can still come off as unprofessional and petty.

@@cych2769 The letter seemed to imply that it was a rather common occurrence for the locksmith to be compared to LPL and other similar locksmiths. He may have been unprofessional when talking to the writer of the letter, but wouldn't you eventually get tired of people comparing you to others who are able to do things that you can't? Especially when they have only ever seen such things online rather than in the real world? If my job consisted of me getting told by people "oh but this guy online is better than you..." over and over by my customers, I would be rather worn down by it.

Anytime you see someone who knows what they're doing suddenly go silent while doing that thing, you know they mean business. I'm not personally sure entirely what that's like, but I have friends who will sit there and suddenly get anxious when I stop talking in the middle of a game. I've done this in shooter games and watched my friends actively avoid me because they know that they no longer stand a chance 😅

well, he was trying to race against the clock, he probably didn't want to use more time trying to describe what he was doing. And he's already made several Kryptonite bike lock videos anyway.

yep that was the icing on the cake fa me

The murder comment got me rolling. I'm a little let down the thug life shades didn't roll in. You made up for it.

That's the nicest way to destroy a person. I love this man.

Haha, wow, huh?

Haha glad you said it already. my first thoughts were also "Sir, I want to report a murder" xD

That would be a great intro to hopefully an update to the situation.

That's was brutal.

And career

truth.

NOTICE: It's actually 26 seconds when he finished picking the lock. The timer was on the 28th mark when he pressed the timer.

@cracklecracklebaybay5612, I have a rule of never cut towards my body, and by golly I never get cut.

Cut towards your buddy, not your body@@mikeekim242

@@mikeekim242 that reminds me of a story about when my grandfather was a boy. He saw an ad in a paper: "How to carve and whittle without cutting yourself. Find out how for only .25!" He sent the quarter and got a little piece of paper in the mail that simply read, "Cut away from yourself." I'm sure there were a few more words but that was basically it.

@@mikeekim242……and it’s taken me 52 years & countless band-aids to learn that. Glad you caught on sooner. 😊

I'll never forget the time I cut my finger with a box cutter, bandaged it up, and less than an hour later, sliced the bandage because I did the same thing. The second lesson stuck.

Crazy to think that if he started the timer from opening the package, he'd STILL have beat the time.

I bet he made this a 3:50 video just to give the locksmith hope. Get baited, noob

​@@crazyli i timed from the moment he punctured the package with the knife till he stopped the time. 1.08

@@Spinda327 HAHA I was going to post the same comment 😄

i bet once he saw LPL pull out the two metal things, he was like....."oh shit"

Right! You could tell he was in competition mode. It was nice to clearly hear the clicks as I usually can't hear them over his narration.

Your pfp is amazing

Was thinking the same no comments means business

I had to say it in my head

@@MadaxeMunkeee same lol

Did it have Morgan Freeman strutting around being a hardline badass fixing a school?

Generally, when you call a locksmith, the goal is to get past whatever lock is present rather than preserve the lock. Drills/grinders generally do a pretty good job of accomplishing this goal as a lot of customers just want to get into the thing and replace the lock later. Non destructive is definitely preferred, but if you can't open your door and the guy you called out pulls up with a drill, I think a lot of people are gonna shrug and just get a replacement lock.

Them's fightin' words...

The shade with this comment killed me lol

@@robotboy5026 throws more shade than an eclipse

The locksmith is just gonna call bullshit on this too anyway.

This what the youngsters would call a "clap back" not so much at malcom but at the lock smith cause aint no shame an not being able to do it, but not asking for help or having the right tools or an over inflated sense of self... these are other issues.

gonna use tape and zipties to lock my bike from now on lmfao

Hes not the ParcelOpeningLawyer.

I'd be a bit suspicious if he started off with the lock already out of the wrapping. People might say that he must've done something to the lock before recording the video (though that's a bit of a stretch, of course).

@@alrightyes1116 he could've just bought the same one to practice. But of course he's very experienced and skillful so.

I would suggest welding together a chain to lock your bike, you can't pick a weld

Especially that the tool is not hard to learn at a basic level. Nobody will be picking with it in 20-some seconds after just an hour or less of practice, say. But even a 5- or 10-minute job would be fine as a once-in-a-while thing. Not everyone’s hobby is the same as their job.

Most locksmiths aren't going to devote a significant amount of time learning about how to pick every lock or devote space/money to carrying around a large amount of specialized tools. Especially when they can just reliably destroy the lock and move on to their next job.

@@BriBCG Then they're not doing their job properly. I carry lockpicks and you really only need, at most, six tools.

@@BriBCGthere isn’t that many special locks or tools to pick those locks a small handbag could carry everything you would need and more and it wouldn’t be inconvenient or heavy if your jobs to get a lock off but all you can do is cut it that job shouldn’t exist given most people have an angle grinder or a friend who has one but if you know how to pick it suddenly that’s a rarer skill set that has a reason to be worthy of a job

customers may see lockpicking as part of a locksmiths job, but a lot of places dont want their techs to pick or at the very least spend minimal time picking because it is significantly more cost efficient to destroy the old one and sell a new one. they are businesses first, and services second.

Word

Like a business man telling you how poorly done your resume is

The burn

Just makes it that much better!

Treu

😂😂😂

🤣🤣

Yep

I laughed so hard thank you

Ah you made me laugh at that one

Not sure what video you watched but he dissed him indirectly several times.

To add to this, I think it's great that LPL paused to state that he doesn't fault locksmiths since they probably don't have this particular tool in their kit nor a professional knowledge of Kryptonite bike locks, meaning the real test is of the integrity of the locksmith in question.

That was a good burn

Subtle yet very affective use of words LPL! Almost elegant. Impressed yet again.

BUUUURRRNNNN

@Flamestripe03 but the thing is they aint self-proclaimed they do have the lockssmith education. But then again its in usa and you are kinda lacking in the education part (at least in some aspects and that are availabel/affordable to the general population )

Yeah it's like when you realize your detective TV show is almost over so this guy MUST BE THE REAL KILLER!

Doggie doggie what now? Bobby Duke? What is this, a crossover episode?

I honestly thought he was going to speed up the timed opening. I did not expect 28 seconds. I was expecting 2 or 3 minutes

Make a lock out of WEWD for him to pick

Wewd

he could tack on a random length of black silence or random old footage or something to keep up suspense : )

LOL me too .I said shit just got real he's quiet

He is literally the worst

@Barry Allard I don't think I want to.

Kept waiting for the "Number 2 is binding"...

@@badhabit403 and also, "nice click on number 3."

You didn't even say we're gonna rotate all the dis is far clockwise as they can go. Not gonna lie, I feel like I'm missing something from this video.

@@benjaminbranam2498 little click out of one, nothing on 2...

Yeah, he hit this one like the lockpicks of an angry lawyer.

@@jakemallory4239 3 is binding, 4 is set, 5 might be in a false gate

He was in full competitive mode.... That shit was scary!... And fucking amazing!...

Not how that sort of billing works...most businesses charge you by the hour, some by half an hour, and that starts the moment the timer starts ticking, so even if I take 10 seconds, I'm billing you an hour, and this is not taking into account the traveling costs and tools, and if I had to guess, even if he took 24 hours to do the job, he would still charge that amount. Also I would suspect that this type of work doesn't happen that frequently, so competition is going to be low as well, increasing the price...so yeah, probably $75/hour to cut a lock.

Most folks in the SF Bay Area can only dream of paying just $75.

He had to drive there

No. He have to receive call first which not all of them ends in sale, drive there, establish what's going on, prepare and bring tools, talk with client and drove back. I guess total like 40-60 minutes, 30 minutes per job which will be lucky if so. So $150 per hour maximum but he as well might not have any job or just one a day. You don't understand making a business at all.

I hate when people pull experience bull on me. Frankly, it's an insult to my education and reasonable intelligence to tell me I can't be right or have good judgment purely because I have low experience in a field.

As LPL explains, there's no reason to assume this locksmith sucks at the technical aspects of his job: picking disc-detainer cores is not a normal thing to do. However, he certainly sucks at the customer service aspects of his job.

@@matthewmcewen1 It's an insult to you when somebody who's experienced knows more than you, who are inexperienced? Buuuuh? OK, if all you mean is "I hate it when people tell me that they know better than me and won't explain", then that's fine, but that's not what you wrote.

Zachary Rollick Yep. Idiots will do the same thing _wrong_ for decades.

Trust only the ones that admit they cannot do something, even though they have decades of experience.

What my ex wife told me

Ikr. Plus the burn at 3:30 about trying to get the money back...lel

Stop, stop he's already dead..

“In fact I suspect it’s far less of a challenge than malcom will have, trying to get his money back from the locksmith” Mega oof.

almost like the guy is a lawyer. I feel like that's the way you throw shade in court.

100%. "Time in job" doesn't mean a dang thing. 20 years on the job can mean 20 years experience, or it can mean 1 year of experience, 20 times over.

Alright then, keep your secrets

You made me crack for a bit mate

For me, that was the internet "winning comment" of the day. Cheers to you sir! Even have Willem Dafoe in my head as I read it. Cheers lol

thats me doing body work on people's cars like cutting out the back trunk panel for their stereo system. I don't argue and let them draw with the marker where to cut.

Thank god, doctors don't work like that 😂

But this video signed him up for a lifetime membership to the regular ol' "tool" club

He probably didn't want to spend $1M...

To be fair, you don't need to spend $1M for a disc detainer pick. There are options out there other than the Pick That Bosnian Bill and I Made for disc detainers. That one just happens to be one of the best R&D'd ones, for obvious reasons.

@@HomeoftheWilt17 what is this, the LPL burner account?

But that tool is now available for like $35 dollars now. They gave the rights to a company to mass produce it so long as it was affordable. He did a video about it a while back.

At first sight it is, but: Here in Germany you can expect costs of at least 20$ for the journey. Rather more most of the time, depending on the location and distance they have to travel. The working time starts as soon as he is at the customer. So his total effort, with the discussion about the lock picking etc. will surely be at least 15 minutes. Locksmiths are still relatively expensive, but you have to remember that the bill is certainly not just these 2.5 minutes. If he was there for half an hour and we calculate travel of 20$, then the hour of work costs about 110$, which is not a very high price, no matter in what profession.

but you can buy a new grinder for $75 and do it yourself@@CriAlch

No, it's not crazy. That $75 paid for the fuel to get there, helped to offset the investment in the grinder, offset the cost of the service truck (plus tags, taxes, and insurance), offset the cost of licensing and bonding, offset the cost of that locksmiths other operating expenses, and MAYBE there was enough money left over after all of that to actually compensate the man for his time. Even 3 years ago, $75 was rather inexpensive. It would be a damn good bargain, in today's economic climate. That's the problem with service work. Nobody considers what it costs to operate a business. If you don't want to pay for the work to be done, figure out how to fix your problems by yourself. If you want to farm out your problem solving, expect to pay for it. And, when you fork over that cash, stroke that check, or run that card, remember the pain of trading that money for expensive work, and maybe don't vote for the politicians who place high financial burdens on businesses.

@@magnificenthonky That $75 could've bought a grinder, an inverter, and rented the damn truck to use for the call. When people hire *locksmiths* they expect *locksmiths* not *hacksmiths*

@@InfernosReaper Obviously, you've never rented a vehicle, run a business, or purchased quality, commercial grade tools. If you had, you'd know that, realistically, $75 wouldn't cover any of that. Especially not a truck rental. People expect a lot of things, when they call for a service. It's not uncommon for those expectations to be unrealistic. This specific bike lock, for example- to defeat that lock, in a nondestructive way, you need a special tool. You also need to know that the lock-type and the special tool exist, and you need to know how to use the tool. Most locksmiths deal with common house locks, common safes, common commercial locks, and vehicle entry. Weird ass locks, designed to secure toys, are not going to be in the wheelhouse of the average locksmith. It's silly to expect that of them, if you think about it. How many of those toy locks do you reckon locksmiths encounter? One or two, every decade? There's no reason to expect that they'd put forth the money to buy the tool (which only exists because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented it, and it's probably not in inventory at the average Locksmith Supply Warehouse.), buy two or three overpriced locks on which to practice using the special tool, and then spend all the extra time it takes to learn the tool. A tool that, again, would almost never get used. Nah, if you need to defeat some weird ass, uncommon lock, expect a grinder. And, at this point, expect that grinder to cost about $120, with the rabid inflation of this modern era. Expectation of anything better is ridiculous.

The only person to speed run lock picking

@@plate4814 opening a broken lock humiliation% (WR)

Didn’t even call out the positions. The focus! The concentration! Total beast mode

It like a speedcube contest

@@plate4814 No, there are competitions for that. He won first place last year.

Lmao

Well there's that 25 years of using a grinder.

Someone once said something like "It doesn't matter how long you do something. You could do the same thing for 40 years and still do it wrong.".

@@Toni7926 wise words, true

The kind of guy to pick a lock on a door by kicking the door down

Will call bs on the 2min to cut 1min is more than ennuf to cut this 30 sec a side max it 1/2 inch tick bar

@@legros731 might have just had a crappy grinder, besides, they use decently high quality steel and a few other methods to keep this stuff from just being a quick easy grind job

I wish the whole video was 2 minutes 13 seconds.

Simon Legros could have been in an awkward position

@@zonkeymaker Thats also a good point, seeing as its a *bike* lock it likely was, possibly in a bike rack, and at the very least close to spokes/brake lines you dont want cut

U should get a reward for being a loyal sub

That’s when he is serious 🤤

Definitely felt the shade from the locksmith and was happy to throw some back

Not to mention that two minutes is how long he usually takes when he talks his way through the video

@@mikeanthony773 fucked him up gooooood

Yeah, for over century, pretty much any job is going to require adapting to the times. A lot of oldtimers in various professions don't like that, but it's the reality of business after the Industrial Revolution. Industries change, as new products come out or new methods are discovered. The rate of change may vary, but pretty much all of them are going to require learning something new within the first decade, if not few years.

I agree he never gets pulled into lazy ad hominem attacks

I thought that as well, first thing he did was defend the locksmith.

True man! Man's was just like "No Biggie", but straight up DESTROYED the guy! 🤣🤣🙏🏽 One of the MOST ENTERTAINING 3:50 minutes of my life! 🤣

The man has class

and quietest

You know he is serious when doesn’t comment on how the disks are moving. LOL. Poor locksmith

same, when he silently went to work I knew this was a less than half a minute job

niice i am like #421.. i made sue to celebrate appropriately when i saw 420.. lol

@@quincydread5204 wut...

Talking takes up time. He wanted to absolutely *smash* that lock!

I was like that to 😭😭🤣🤣

Sad people who watch video time

I checked the time left after he finished reading the letter and the result was painfully obvious when he hadn’t even opened the package yet

When the knive appear less than 2 minutes before the end...

He filmed a 30 second video in 3:50... thats Olympic levels of stretching content.

i watched this video 8 months ago, and watched again now. And didnt noticed that.... but yes, that hurts.

@@brianfhunter same lol I thought this was a new video but then when he burned the guy so badly I realized I had already seen this smackdown before, turns out it's 9mo old! Still equally entertaining as the first time

Him bringing up how long he has been in business was probably in same vain as an incompetent old mechanic who refuses to learn anything post 1994 saying the same shit to devalue someone who actually knows what the fuck he is talking about

i guess is to late for me,i even tried this, but i don't have good tools or experience. basically, i work with paperclips and pretty much any small thin item. i have only picked small broken/ damaged mailbox tumbler, that basically i can pick with a zip tie or tiny scissors.

@@yunhan2857 this happens in surgery too, scared?

pretty sad

Oh hell no,its going to be harumph I say good sir

@Ow my Bones The american way to do things.

Definitely not getting any money back

Still I'd send the locksmith this video just to piss him off even further.

Same lol

Don't woosh me but most of it was talking

@@everynameimakeiscringe8641 You're right, but I think what they meant is that by the time LPL mentioned how long it took, there clearly wasn't that much time left.

That's exactly what happened with me also. Lmao

@@RedLuminous huh, I see

Was thinking the exact same thing.

I had to narrate in my head "click out of one, two is binding...

Kevin Monzel Ha!! Me, too! ... “nothing on 3....not sensing any false gates...” 😂😂

he's finally revealed a fraction of his true power in this video.

@@rusnik1853 OVER 9000!!!

Lol

Hence forth, I will only hire locksmiths with “Above Average” in their business names.

Burn!

LMAO

He most likely meant average as in not specialized in any specific field of lockpicking.

If a professional isn't willing to learn these things about their own job, then they aren't very professional

Where is the challenge here?

@@alexeivoloshin3065 Were you being sarcastic?

@@RockStampPAS definitely not

Are you implying that LockPickingLawyer has been Michael Jordan this whole time?!

@@RockStampPAS not necessarily sarcastic, he's just implying that it wasn't a challenge at all for LPL

**Flashback to the glorified zip tie being cut with tin snips**

It actually is against new KZhead terms and conditions to "harass or make fun of others". Pretty much nothing is allowed anymore

Its just a reply to being called "worst offender, and that his videos being utter bullshit".. i don't see anything wrong than just defending his own pride and reputation

It's ok, he's letting the locksmith save face by starting with the fact that that lock's picking toolset is NOT in the general toolset carried by most locksmiths. I thoroughly enjoyed the video!

it was polite murder

Yeah that was....weird, I had that voice in head, tho :D

Yes my dude, yes. You've noticed too!

wish he did it again and deconstructed the lock, might get in trouble though might be why he did not

_"First I'm using a turning tool to rotate the discs as far as they will go. Then I will use the pick Bosnian Bill and I made, and tension on the first disc. Let's get started.. nothing on 2, little click on 3, 4 is binding, nothing on 5. Back to the beginning, 2, we got a click out of him, nothing on 3, 4, a click out of 5 and we've got it open."_

His focus is inspiring.

The most uncomfortable 28 seconds of my life...

More like "ok, this is serious shit".

I figured it was go time, and conversation would be a waste of valuable lock picking thoughts 😂

It was terrifyingly amazing and I couldn't tear my eyes away.

I think he was just concentrating. He has picked these before, so being educational wasn't necessary. This is just for challenge.

LMFAO

snorted

🤣 pretty much

Lol

LPL exists on higher plane of existence.

Do no harm, take no shit is a great personal policy

Strong Karma

It’s like his version of “bless your heart”

Very true, he let's his work speak for him.

When your actions do the talking.

A B yes indeed

You know things have gone real when he's silent.

His concentration level is over 9,000 when he doesn’t speak 👀

He took the weights off 😂

When the loud guy in the room gets quiet, everyone notices.

And lots of duct tape

Just straight up have a portable bunker you can put around it

@@TulpechaidoplaysMC “This is the lockpickinglawyer, and today, we’re going to see how well this man’s bunker can stand up to my nuclear lockpick

@@glarynth it takes him longer to get through duct tape than some locks (looking at you masterlock)

Underrated comment 😂

This is the funniest comment I've read in so long, thank you lmao

LPL got some cool headed big oof energy

that lock smith needs to step up his disc detainer skill.

@@undergoddess Probably just needs a pick for it.

HAHAAHAAAA XD

I was thinking the same thing 😂😂

That grip towards the thumb is very typical in both carving and cooking (particularly when using a paring knife) and gives excellent control of both edge orientation and depth of cut while also providing good leverage as you're using strength very local to the cut . The real danger comes when using a forehand grip (which uses larger arm and shoulder muscles further from the hand) and not being aware of body parts behind the piece being cut. A slipped forehand cut pushing away can swing wildly out of control and strike in particular the other arm, the legs, or a close bystander.

@@diamondflaw there's a _science_ to this?

Really I said the same thing 4 hours ago. Lmao.

Cut toward your chum, not your thumb

That wasn't "ass-handing", that was premeditated murder.

IM not average locksmith and i don't have that tools. IM a gamer.

almost noone has the proper tools thats why

Right

It's a tactic I use in debates a lot. Before delivering the killshot, have to prime them a little bit so they don't get too angry or triggered.

If LPL had a Bankai, it would be complete silence.

I think it was mostly because he was trying to do it as quick as possible just to show us how fast it can actually be done if you have the skills to do it because imagine if he was talking it would probably have added another 30 seconds at least

that zombies player and money WAS on the line soo... there’s that too.

Yeah, you know shiz is real when LPL goes silent lmao

@@ussessexcv-9189 That's so us mere mortals can keep up.

My favourite lockpick is a sledgehammer

If a grinder makes you a lock smith I’m good no other tools needed.

I think he ment to say “ive been grinding locks for 25 years” lol

Yep. That statement translated means "I ain't worth a fuck and that's the most awe inspiring statement I can come up with".

fuckin clown lmfao

Little kid games need umpires too.

Can’t even get a locksmith to show up for $75 in Australia, and they use destructive methods to up sell. It’s cheaper to smash/cut your way in and replace the lock. Can’t even get a lock barrel keyed for less than the lock is worth!

Buy the angle grinder off of him for $30 (yes, they go for more, but they also go for less) and do it yourself.

been there, though as it was after hours i charged 170€ :)= ETA: my grinder was more than that though.

A quick Google search shows that a cheap angle grinder can be bought for as little as £19.99 here in the UK. Throw in a few quid for a cutting disk and you could throw the lot in the trash afterwards and still turn a profit.

nagualdesign i got one for 13 usd then a couple discs for 5 usd

truers

Damn it, beat me to the comment, GG

Lmao

For real 😆

Seems like Amazon is doing a good job...

I think you said it perfectly..

My thoughts exactly

YO FR HAHA LMAO

😅😂

Yup

Saying "You ain't shit" means "you are not shit" which is opposite to what Lockpicking Lawyer is implying. "You are shit" is the correct phrase for what LPL is implying about the other locksmith.

@@bunnyhop4938 You can also tell people they're _not_ shit, and it somehow means about the same thing, due to a different meaning of shit.

Calling out another locksmiths laziness, love to see it!

@@bunnyhop4938 In such context "You ain't shit" means "You are nothing." It's definitely not a compliment.

@@bunnyhop4938 It's street slang. You can't put logic to that. It's like when people say " I am the shit". They are implying they are the real deal basically. You aint shit, you aint the real deal.

Nah he just tried picking it.

*opens the video* "I wonder what happened to his thumb? *LPL cuts towards his thumb with an knife* "Nevermind"

From the way i saw him cut the package open, i can def see him cutting himself lol. Tried cutting that way a while ago and it gave me a little scar (to be fair, it was one of those cutters that are extremely sharp with a small tip)

@@katt0906 i already winced at the way he was trying to cut it open, so seeing the bandaid after felt like a hilarious punchline

Challenge accepted!

Did you know the common last name "Smith" came from back in the day as a title that people held for being "locksmiths"

@@liberationwasalie2982 pretty sure it's from "Blacksmith"

@@liberationwasalie2982 Did you know that BS "facts" on the internet are the 3rd most common cause for cancer? That surname dates back to the days before surnames were inherited and refers to general metalworking smiths.

@@nikitab1011 source?

@@liberationwasalie2982 The internet said so