I don't even know what I'm doing anymore tbh.
this episode includes some base building, some lava farming, and some potato volcano building
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Mumbo's plan was to have Tango advertise solely in Botem, a place where no one would buy from the Big Eyes (because they'd obviously rather buy from G-train or Impulse). Thus negating the value of the advertisements and obtaining many stacks of essentially free iron for Botem. What a ruthless and genius CEO!
i now understand why he was recruited as CEO
Lol
Tatman's genius never fails to amaze me
As expected from the great tatman, his ingenious way of thinking knows no bounds, and far surpasses mere mortals
but other people will come to boatem to shop and they will see the ads
All hermits: Wow, boatem is pretty laggy Mumbo: I should probably launch 18 stacks of potatoes and detonate TNT for a diamond
I forgot that this entire thing was just for an extremely convoluted method of XP grinding without killing mobs
Me too
Scar: *terraforms beautifully* Mumbo after bonemealing a few moss blocks: I am now Scar
There both goog
*good
Moss makes everybody scar!
They all share the same braincells
@@justaguywithamask6505 two
An End Crystal hooked up to someone's storage system is the Minecraft equivalent of a pipe bomb in a mailbox
Bonsian ape society vibes
IRA mumbo confirmed
End crystal underground with a chest trap on it and a sign that says you're paying for some items you took
@@PerfectlyTrendy44 the mailboxes eill kill us all
Fair point.
"This is absolutely nuts....i hope none of you have a nut allergy" Wow mumbo im not even lactose intolerant but i still had a reaction from how cheesy that joke was
Haha
I love you
Your joke was fal-awful as well 😂
I take up hat off to you
Those jokes are very punny, I could say you are full of beans
Mumbo: *sells his soul to have more iron* Also Mumbo: *does every farm possible except an iron farm*
well he cant, it would kill iron golems
@@pychin7478 as long as it doesn't affect his stats it technically doesn't count as a kill
@@pychin7478 he has an automatic blaze farm, almost same thing
@@Sylvan.. my brain has committed death. I forgot about that xD
@@Shadow-mf6tf Yes, second hand murder is totally fine
When he said that people dont understand "TREE"sa Green I was surprised. But when he said that Impulse SV is Impulsive i literally spilled the drink I was holding.
Then u will fall of ur chair when u find out that BdoubleO means 'Boo'
@@vinodkumark1093 How?
@@Iskeekai ..b, double o. boo
I'm fairly sure the SV in impulseSV are the initials of his real name. He mentioned this once in a very old video.
@@divdav it was in a Q&A in season 6, The SV is his initials and impulse is the name if the drum corps he marched in. If you look up impulse drum corps it's also where Impulse got the black background and yellow i thing from
Mumbo is going to lose his mind when he finds out that "BDoubleO" means "Boo"
Omg how come I have not noticed that
WAIT HOLY SHI-
Wait what.
WAIT
@@Real_Genji Yes, and that "Boo" came from Bdubs' real name: "John Booko"
"The one time I'm doing a potato-focused segment, I'm not even a potato!!!"" The one time I find diamonds, I don't say it!!!!"" poor mumbo
I hid my diamonds RIGHT HERE
lol
The sacrilege
@@ornessarhithfaeron3576 Wh-AHA-t a surprise!
I think you defnitely don't want to be a potato while burning all the other potatoes down lol
Mumbo: That is nuts! Me an intellectual: No, those are potatoes.
I read your comment as I heard him say that
"no this is Patric" vibes
@@hollyp8019 Haha didn't even notice, but your totally right.
I think they're roots technically.
@@grn1 Well, potatoes aren't roots, either. They're known botanically as "Tubers", and are an organ-like structure grown for the plant to store vital nutrients, to aid growth after winter periods end.
I'm honestly upset he hasnt called the volcano the 'Tater Crater'
bro that slaps
well i am now making one in my smp ty dragon
Mumbo could take his sponsorships even further. He could create custom racecar models (using the same plugin as tango's tree costume) and race them on Bdub's horse course.
I think that thats just a resource pack unfortunately
Love it
Take it even further, he could wear a Mumbo skin that sponsors big eye ron’s
@@sebastianpuzon5041 Resource pack, plugin, potato, po-Tatman doesn't matter as long as it gets the job done. :)
Yessss pleaaassseeeee
When mambo is a potato with a tie , he should be called “Tony Starch”
Agreed.
Smart
Mambo jambo mambo jambo
Now we need Iron-Tater suit.
Y E S
Mumbo: "I will finish the exterior of my base by the next episode!" ****Three weeks later**** Mumbo: "I didn't lie, this is still the next episode"
"Most disappointing eruption of all time." I think we've all been there Mumbo.
Yep, yep.
Bow Chicka Bow Wow!
Thats what she said
That’s what she said
@@Skywalker8510 that what you said*
you should delay the potato eruption to go off just as the TNT explodes.
Very true
You can't as then the TNT would blow them up.
@@frankie123456ization The potato eruption happens over the course of several seconds, while the TNT explosion happens immediately, so there would be little to no impact on the potato eruption from delaying it to right as the TNT goes off
I was about to say it !!! 😂
you can just place the TNT points in so that the potatoes are just out of range and/or stage the potatoes to erupt immediately after the explosion to avoid any of them being destroyed. the point being that the explosion is the signal that eruption has started instead of an asynchronous event that just so happens to be triggered by paying a diamond. Plus wouldn't more potatoes be destroyed if they have already been launched when the TNT goes off?
Something powerful about mumbo going "If anyone disagrees with me in the comments I'll put an end crystal in your..."
The only reason he couldn't say it because he's family friendly. Big F
Ima steal your time peices.
@@HopeButMiserable There are compilations of Mumbo and Grian swearing and it's absolutely hilarious lol
Yooo that killed me 🤣🤣
@@noc9331 there is?
since mumbo is promoting a rival company, he will lose credibility. therefore, it will cause big i-rons to lose sales because they're associated with him. genius
Or as he has pretty much unlimited iron from Big Eye Ron's as of his current sponsorship deal he doesn't have to spend diamonds there thus denying the Big Eye Crew (considering this is an iron-farmless Mumbo we are talking about) hundreds of diamonds. Could he of spent them in Boatem? Perhaps. But in this way he can also partially bleed Tango's stock dry.
Wait how did I not get the pun with the name?!?
@@KeychainWolf 2 things, why? Because 2nd thing he could also potentially donate this iron to Impulse meaning they get access to Tangos stock for free just to resell it
@@winnielewis1749 Genius!
Mumbo missed the opportunity to call it the “Voltato” and because of that I am uninstalling the game forever
it would sound smth electric-related then
That sounds like it has something to do with volts
Saw the thing. Can confirm. He had an opportunity and he didn’t h take it
Your voice actually sounds either nervous or even choked up when you're talking about cycling for charity, it's really sweet seeing how much you care about this! Good luck to you this month!
Yes I also noticed that
@@arymo. qp
Sounded like he was tearing up
He genuinely cares about those who aren't as able as others
@@kushsloth1810 pq
It would be pretty hilarious if Mumbo fills his diamond hourglass with Iron blocks from the sponsorship deal.
Now that would most definitely please the FBI.
Mumbo as CEO : finds loopholes to his eco-friendly policy, consolidates multiple stores into one to control the economy, does shady deals to benefit only himself at the expense of his shareholders A true Bezos in the making :')
He’s so dedicated to cycling that he’s carbo-loading the whole Hermit server.
Lol
Today is gonnaha be the day Tahat they're gonnaha throw it bahack to you By now you should've somehow Reahalized whahat you gotta do I don't believe that ahanybody Feels the wahay I do ahabout you now Bahackbeahat, the word is on the street That the fire in your heahart is out I'm sure you've heahard it all before But you never reahally ahad a doubt I don't believe that ahanybody Feels the wahay I do ahabout you now
@@fernandomartinezvalverde3971l isjsllwowo
it’s all because he started biking again
@@patti7535 I'm just wondering how he's going to bicycle that much when the weather in sunnier, less rainy and warmer parts of the world even is pretty shite ._.
Mumbo: I have to gather about a billion leaves Iskall: *laughs in season 7*
true
so true
I read it as leaver's and I'm like but iskall didn't have leaver's
The nostalgia 😩
On the cycling, I am in fact a teenage wheelchair user from chronic illness, and I gratefully thank you fo the links to such an incredible program of bikes I would love.
The thing about ImpulseSV's name is that it's actually a coincidence! He said in one of the HHH streams that "Impulse" was the name of a drumming group he was in I think? And SV is his initials. It just works so well!
Mumbo: "I'm so nervous about the commitment because if I say it, I have to do it..." Also Mumbo: *pledges to complete a 1000 km cycling challenge*
I mean he’s already doing rly good on that
Fr 68km is crazy good
Isnt he already done over 1 tenth ?
“If I fall in this cauldron of lava, I’m falling in lava” -Mumbo Jumbo
"Dying is dying"
hmm yes the floor here is floor
Press open chat to open chat -Minecraft PE
* Grabing iron Is grabing iron *
Get wet, to get wet.
The Volcarbo looks amazing! I have a suggestion though. I would put campfires on hay bales under some of the magma blocks. It not only looks cool, but it adds animation to the shop and makes them easier for the other Hermits to find them. Either way, love the idea!
Mumbo's on to a great strategy here: if your product is lacking a market, razzle dazzle 'em, and they'll still pay diamonds for the showmanship
mumbo: gets magma me: ah, he must be making a water elevator mumbo: VOLCARBO
What's next? Mount St. Melons? Carrotkatoa? Some unpronounceable Icelandic name with "beets" in it?
@@SomeChaz do you mean eyjafjallajökull or what volcano for the iceland one
@@SomeChaz Carrotkatoa 😭
@@SomeChaz can I use the melon idea at some point?
How cool would it be if the volcarbo had a “danger meter” that says how many more times it can be used before it’s empty. The higher the danger rating the more eruptions left, the lower the less etc.
This idea is super smart profit wise you'd essentially be encouraging people to spend more money
You could also measure it by putting a redstone lamp ring around the volcano, and thats what keeps track of the eruption danger.
He could directly connect his xp farm potato to his volCarbO
button 2.0 perhaps?
@@rafansyed8420 yes, revive button he did not deserve to die
HEAR ME OUT! You sould make the Bridge a hanging bridge. Why? It will suit the build pretty good and hanging bridge are popular in the Philippines. You should totally do it Mumbo! Do it! (this is a petition btw)
All mumbo has to say is that he's simply "outsourcing"
you should totally sell lava in one of those volcanoes, just make an entire shopping area themed off of it. Imagine a geyser called the Carbo-hydration station and it sells stew or potato based drinks
Your selling buckets though you'll be losing stock of iron then run out
@@Kikkty Sponsor the buckets Botum Iron and give half the diamonds to him
I'm sorry, but POTATO BASED DRINKS WHAT THE HECK
@@TenLegends potato soup?
@@TenLegends Vodka is created from potato
"If I fall in lava, I'm essentially falling in lava" -Mumbo 2021
Well, if he falls in lava, he falls in lava, and if he falls in milk, he falls in milk
@@CinderbIock What if you pour milk in lava, and he falls into that?
The peace love and plants was a genius way to force yourself to be creative. We love limits
not gonna lie, I really want a soft, fluffy, slightly crispy on the outside, baked potato. Just absolutely covered with butter and salt, Cooked to perfection and served with a light gravy.
Me too
im hungry now
The sponsorship with Tango is actually great for business, because you've got a life time supply of iron, basically for free, from your competetor, and you're not using Impulse's stock so he can sell it to Hermits not in the Boatem Corporation. I don't think he would want to make money off someone in the same business venture 😂
truly and mastermind worthy of being CEO.
@@projekttaku1 The question is that did Mumbo think of it
@@localotaku8128 of course. do not doubt the great tatman!
@@localotaku8128 Of course! It would be stupid of him not to...
@@projekttaku1 are you nux and melody's secret love child or smthn
I would really like to see Mumbo as a CEO moving all of Tango's iron into Grian's train as a sponsorship deal, so as everyone can buy everything they need, including iron, ONLY from the boatem village AND Mumbo can keep a small percent of the incoming diamonds.
Wow, good idea!
Thans Genius!
Genius idea *"stonks"*
Very smA-HArt
Genius
Mumbo: *Continues to mention lack of redstone comps* Also Mumbo: 15:27 *mines piston with axe*
Mumbo realizing Impuls sells iron after making not one, but two sponsorship deals with Tango has been the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
You know.. as CEO you could technically force the entire Boatem Village to sell potatoes at their stores as a mandatory company product.
YES!
GENIUS
PLEASE
“Thresea green” “impulse sv” now im wondering if him spelling utopia wrong is another gottem…
Came here to ask that
Probably eutrophication
B(doubleo)= boo
Was he meaning yewtopia? Like the tree?
Deffinitly a tree pun. yewtopia is a tree type.
mumbo could've said "by having a sponsorship with big eye rons, they'd have no more iron to sell. Then everyone would have to buy from impulse"
"Even in the end, I would still die." - Mumbo Jumbo "In the end, we all die." - People
“Scars hat smells like cheese” that was the best thing I have heard all day
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Well you’re not “*paying*” for the iron technically. The signs and mobs don’t guarantee a purchase, you’re almost… lagging the stuff you need
And Tango had to place and rename the Mobs himself.
I mean, a sponsorship deal is a sponsorship deal, regardless of the outcome of the sponsorship deal. If a sponsor pays you 10.000$ for a sponsored segment(or gives you equipment of equal value, like a car or a small super computor), and they end up earning only 2.000$ from that segment, you dont end up having to pay them back 8.000$. It's the company that overpaid the sponsor segment. Now, in reality, since a sponsorship segment stays in a video forever, they can pretty much guarantee their money back over longer spans of time. Even if they paid 50k$ for a small segment and the initial week paid back 30k$, they could, within a year, have earned 500k$ from that sponsored segment.
@@Predated2 the thing is though even though the videos last forever, hermitcraft doesnt. As long as the sun shines hermitcraft will probably continue with new hermits. So big eye rons will only make as money as long as season 8 keeps rolling
Can't mumbo just make an iron farm?
his payment is just lagging indefinitely
You should build more Vol-carb-o’s each with a volcano name pun, like Krakatater, or Mt. St. Kettle Chips
JUST A PIECE OF INFO FOR MUMBO: The xp farm that u have made stores xp separately in each furnace and not all of them combined in one.
He knows
Mumbo could've said he's advertising tangos so everyone buys from him, then makes tango run out so they buy from impulse at a higher rate
That’s clearly what he meant in his explanation. Clearly.
As a high powered CEO I can confirm that is what he meant reading between the lines.
@@FuelDropforthewin i mean, it is an insanely efficient farm so he has more, but since you're a high powered CEO, im obviously incorrect
@@FuelDropforthewin sigma male ceos gotta see between the lines
Your opinions doesn't matter cuz someone said if someone has a anime pfp their opinions doesn't matter lel
Hey Mumbo, my sister can’t walk and recently a similar charity got my sister an adapted bike for her to use which has meant that over lockdown we have been able to do lots of cycles with her which hasn’t been possible before. I know personally how much these charities change lives so good on you for doing this as it will change many lives 👍.
See, Mumbo's genius plan was to get Tango to sponsor him so he takes all his stock and Tango can't sell any iron. Also the Vul-Carb-O is the best thing ever!
if tango gives you all of his iron…people have to shop at impulse’s shop. 👍🏼
21 seconds in and I see a drowned named “Seriously. Don’t let BDubs do your redstone” I’m already dying laughing
Lol
The drowned just wanted to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
To who ever is reading this comment You are awesome✅ My goal is to hit 26k any help would be epic🤗
lmao
This made me laugh, thank you
lols so not true
“Hello, I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty” -the 🟥➖🟥
Him explaining what the pun of Theresa Green is great
Add a potato refill chest to the Vol-Carb-O, so if any other hermits get too many they can just throw them back into the system.
The plan is that having so much annoying advertising in fact causes resentment with shoppers so they won't buy at Ron's and instead at Impulse's. Totally. 100%
About the last life series… remember years back when you made the unbreakable wall, it may not be realistic but it would be HILARIOUS
True
Like so mumbo can see this
True
Like so mumbo can see this
holy crap, I don't think I've ever seen anyone build this thing in survival, but that would be awesome to see.
The Vol-Carb-O is such a treat. Thank you, Mumbo, for building such a stupid/brilliant idea!!
Engineers in the 1960s: We're going to invent flying cars and the ability to rehydrate food to solve world hunger! Modern Engineering: VoL-CarB-o
I love the fact that mumbo is technically betraying boatem every time he needs iron instead just building an iron farm Which completely harmless(to his kill count statistics)
Hey, if Tango is advertising at Grian's train, that mean that he's including all of boatem in his sponsership deal. That pretty much means that everyone in boatem will never need to worry about iron again, since Tango is sponsoring everyone in boatem! So Mumbo basically made the best sponsership deal ever.
Genius
I think tango used mumbo's spot (where he had cheapskate)
@@evanultime1305 but then he put a sign on the actual train
@@evanultime1305 It’s Cheapslate, but ye true sorta
@@evanultime1305 didnt grian buy it though?
Mumbo, I have never commented on a KZhead video before, but I just have to say that you bring me immense joy. I love the personality you put into your content, and every bit of it just makes me smile. Whatever you do, wherever you are, and whomever you're with, never stop being yourself. I know we only see the content creator side of you, but I have no doubt that you are just as, if not more, wonderful in person as you are online. You are the reason I found Hermitcraft, and now I watch as many hermits as I can without completely forgetting what everyone is doing. I hardly watch anything else anymore because you and your fellow hermits are just so wonderful to watch while you create and listen to while you goof off and talk seriously alike. Thank you for all the work you put into your videos. In case you can't tell by the millions of subscribers, it does not go unnoticed or unappreciated. I wish you the absolute best in all you do!
You telling me impulse s v is actually impulsive is crazier than anything I've been taught in college... Im a Software Engineer
You could swap the magma blocks out with raw iron and it’ll look like spuds overflowing from the VolCarbo and not harm people trying to scale it.
Would have to mine for them though That's the whole reason he looked for Tango's sponsorship deals
People getting hurt climbing the VolCarbo just means they'll get hungry from regenerating health, thus fueling their need to eat the potatoes. It's win/win.
@@mysteryninja354 10/10 CEO mentality, Well done on the R&D 👏
But you can shift.
the true plan is literally every single totally-not-an-excuse-or-retroactively-applied-justification idea listed in this comments section, all at once. mumbo didn't have *a* plan, he had *every* plan
Lol
Mumbo: *gets griefed by Tango over the Big Eye sponsorship* Also Mumbo: *blames Impulse for not being as open with his iron farm supplies*
Mumbo:The problem is i don't provide enough potatoes Also Mumbo:Has 10,000 stacks
“Boatem donkeys get low mileage” its a good thing boatem has horses then… “Shop at Big Eye’s! Our deals were great once” lol “Seriously. Don’t let BDubs do your redstone" LOL
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mumbo's redstone❌ bdub's redstone✅
You should add campfires to make the volcarbo look like its smoking!😂😂
Mumbo asks us what he's doing as if any of us actually understand what he's working on.
Mumbo may have just revolutionised shopping forever And not just in minecraft
Imagine hundreds of fully cooked baked potatoes flying 10 meters in the air lmao
i love the imagery of mumbo talking about a charity while completely destroying multiple forests in a time lapse
Everybody else on the server: we have great shops Mumbo: you have shops allright... just not super ones Everybody else: whats the difference? Mumbo: Presentation!!!!
That megamind quote is so iconic nice one
its worth watching this series for the volcarbo alone
This shop is literally in the top 10 shops list of all the shops throughout Hermitcraft history! Marvellous! One question: is it possible to somehow connect the potato farm with the vol-carb-o so that you wouldn’t have to refill it every time? It’s relatively close…
It will definitely work, just look at Sahara
I'd imagine Minecarts could deliver the taters but I'm not entirely sure I'm not the best at Redstone my contraptions are always a complete mess.
Definitely possible, yes. Definitely easy, yes.
This must be done!
@@ThrustersX Unlike Sahara through 1 single tater cant broke this vendor cuz its for taters.
Technically, as a CEO, you can make the Boatem shops have to fulfill the requirement of "fun" shopping with your Vulcarbo being the prime example!
Just thought of a good idea, Since you don't kill you make a farm where there's hoppers going in a chest with walls around that, cow farm with sticky pistions to drop them to the hoppers and put a vindicator in there and name it Johnny and it kills friendly mobs and the hoppers get the food and you won't be eating potatoes anymore!!
mumbo thank you for making videos they help me eat when i know i need to but hate to becuase of an eating disorder. i dont know why but i find a lot of comfort in your videos. thank you so much for providing a source of happieness in my life
"Seriously, don't let Bdubs do your redstone" damn that moment when your company mates are saying people shouldn't buy from you is hilarious and at the same time kinda sad haha
Mumbo should make a potato uprising and call it the “starch march”
4:12 i had a semi heart attack until realizing
8:35 Mumbo: talks how important ciclying is to him Horse: Spin go brrrr
“That was nuts! I hope any of you don’t have a nut allergy.” Mumbo, that joke was aha-wful.
no dont.. not here...
I think you mean your pa-hass lol
guys just stop. Your just dr-aha-ging a dead joke at this point
I love it when people start making PUN-tastic jokes
oh this joke is aha- mazing
You should join the potato storage to the Vol-Car-Bo, so that you dont have to refill it manually
Once again, the FBI is Big Brain.
Hi FBI. How's your day with the memes?
Mumbo builds massive redstone devices, saying that he only has 2 brain cells. Imagine what he could make with 3 brain cells.
Business idea: Eco mending, mend tools thru the potato ovens and grab a potato snack after your done for free.
Clarification only the potato snak is free
Mumbo is almost perfectly playing the Boatem CEO. He's clueless and needs to ask employees (Grian) what's happening. Now he just needs to steal the profits from everyone's labor.
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Oh, nonsense. He needed to test Grian to see if he knew what was happening..And of course, he has a plan, he just hasn't told us yet.. Hmm..
No wonder he is such a bad CEO, he was picked because he missed a meeting.
@@scottowens398 sasuga mumbo-sama
"I mean no one else sells iron on the server do they" Says while staring directly at Grians G-train Iron chest
This is without a doubt the best hermitcraft season so far. I LOVE IT!
Volcarbo is an amazing thing to ever happen. Such a Spud-taneous idea
Everyone would be over there ready with diamonds to blow its tots
"and if anyone says otherwise I will be end crystalling your-" -Mumbo Jumbo 2021
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I feel very bad, but while mumbo was talking about cycling, all I could see was the horse spinning in circles like a madman during the time lapse.
the horse wants to be a bicycle
same
Just saw that part what
mumbo's manic laugh getting droppers from his og Tater Vendor :(
Mumbo: Super…potato...man Me: Spudmeister
I'm disappointed at myself for not connecting the dots until now between grian campaigning mumbo for mayor last season and nominating him ceo. he has ulterior motives!
what ulterior motives?
@@dimanarinull9122 mumbo supremacy, a potatocracy
Day 8 of requesting a hyper realistic elevator with Batman level security inside the base
Amazing idea
I would sign your patision
And he renames potatos “tatorangs”
Why not some iron golem bodyguards
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