Today I customize the Karin Calico GTF in GTA Online!
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst KZheadr's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 KZheadr)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA KZheadrs are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
Thanks to this car I won every price ride I wanted to have, one of the best tuners! Nice customization!
Yessir,the understeer is atrocious ,but it's so good for racing. The way it overtakes other street/tuner cars is crazy.
@@camcane1 I agree bro the acceleration it better than even some electric cars.
Was waiting for this! Am a fan of your customization on the Calico! Can’t wait to see your next customization videos 😁
Thanks buddy! More to come for sure!
Even though you know what you like, it would be nice to watch you show every option for body parts. That’s part of the reason I watch these. Thanks dude! :) you da best
i played GTA again harmnone, and I surprisingly had lots of fun. I bought the Übermacht Cypher, made it into a racer and created a nice circuit. me and my friends also played out own dumb games with motorbikes and cars, and we did The Data Breaches of the Doomsday Heist. Thank you HarmNone
you my friend have the almighty ways of customization, cause that calico is lovely
Thank you! I was very happy with it tbh
Great review as always. Personally I use the Calico for tuner races and it has never let me down. I do agree with you assessment that the understeer is bad and since you have said many times how much you prefer a little bit of oversteer in a car vs understeer your review totally makes sense. It’s not really a car to race for beginners, but if you can learn to work with the understeer on the Calico, the acceleration and top speed make it hard to beat. Honestly if the Calico had better handling then there would be no use in ever using any of the other tuners for races, so I am guessing rockstar gave it that handling nurf so other cars like the Vector and Jester RR and even others can have a chance at winning.
It makes complete sense that it doesn’t handle as well as some other cars for that reason for sure, it would be too OP
I think this is also one of the best vehicles for autoshop contracts because of the great acceleration and to lose cops because its amazing traction offroad, I can easily go up mountains very quick. I personally don't mind underteer that much I'd rather drive understeering cars than oversteering cars but definetly each to their own!
Interesting. I prefer cars that over steer. I guess it really is personal preference
Really cool customization
Thank you!
I've heard the roof scoops (on front engine cars) is to keep positive pressure in the cab which helps to keep dust out and the driver cool.
Ahhh ok that’s very interesting, that’s the only thing I could think of that makes sense
Loved this Celica-GT when it first launched in real life 👍👍
Interesting I’ll have to check into the Celica a bit more!
Congo for 40k
Thank you!
Looks sick in red nice car👍🏾
Thank you!
I tried doing a race with the Previon and everyone left me in the dust. I went back to my Calico and did very well. The trick is to get used to the car and anticipate the turns tapping the breaks right before. Get to know the map so you know what to do ahead of time. Yes the steering can be much better but if you know how to drive this thing for what it is, you will win many races. Also I agree the Calico is awesome for those auto shop missions.
Makes sense for sure, the Previon is definitely not good for tuner races it seems!
grinded so hard to unlock the xero gas livery since I'm a big fan of the 90s rallye cars and wanted to build a Castrol Celica GT-Four - was totally worth it - sometimes I just chill at my autoshop and look at this beauty sitting next to my MK 5 Tom's Supra (aka Jester RR) 👌
That’s so sick I want those liveries
Ok I completely agree that it handles terribly but the design is really nice and keep up with the great vids
True the design of the car is sick
You sell a lot of AIR my friend😂. Your funny Blunt Ness fitttts excellent here. Thnxs for the share and time spent..........l1 sub you got now. Greetzzz from Holland a land with wooden shoes and tulips (flowers} Rally.......... This car shines at
The Calico is the easiest vehicle to drive quickly for inexperienced racers. You point it at a straight go like hell, slam on the brakes, point it at next straight section, repeat process. The Vectre requires you to know (or at least be aware of) the racing line to get the most out of it. Smoothness is the key to getting low lap times out of the Vectre, with the Calico, you can be rather ham fisted, and still get the desired result. Has a lot to do with their respective popularity I think.
I think you’re 100% right
It's all personal preference at the end of the day,I like my Calico,it's won me every prize ride since I started playing again
Respect
@@HarmNone you're 100% right about the cornering though,have to go really steady on the throttle through the corner then use the acceleration to get goin fast as you come out.
Always looks good in red
Agreed
Thanks for an honest review .I prefer the jester
I know I'm late to the party, but I agree with you on the handling. I'm very picky of cars if they don't grab right. I love the dinka jester rr, I also love the ocelot as well. Both of them are by far my favorites when it comes to my daily driver. I do own both the vapid dominator asp, and the comet s2, and I do love the asp, that comet s2 is horrible on handling and those that recommended it, may like it, but not me.
I agree with this review, the understeer is very real when you have some speed. It just won't go around corners anymore, you have to break hard. But acceleration is good and top speed also pretty decent. I don't like how the Calico is sort of basically everywhere, makes the whole class boring. I try to not use it as much as possible. But it is undeniable that it is pretty good. What I think you are wrong about is pursuit races. Idk, did you maybe mix the types of races up? Street races have all the corners, and the tight shortcuts and stuff. In pursuit races you basically choose your own path, and the best path is always the one with the fewest turns. The winning strat is to build your own long straightaways , so the Vectre suffers in those. Some of the tracks even contain large chunks of highway, which makes the Jester a feasible choice too (assuming Catchup is off).
I must’ve messed that up my bad
Not a fan of the front headlights but I hear this car is good for racing. I'm debating about getting it or not. Ty for doing customization
No problem boss! The Calico is decent in my books
@@HarmNone I think I'll buy it. Not like I don't have the money in game. It's on sale now is the time.
I got the Calico because everyone said it was AwEsOmE. I never could make it turn and instead liked the Vectre or the Dominator. I guess those of us with hands prefer a car that steers. Calico is for people who use buildings and guardrails to turn. Also, of all the JDM cars out there. I've never considered a Celica as cool.
I completely agree, I’ve never even considered a Celica as a cool or interesting car either
the fact is that the calico is a rally car so you have to play whit the handbrake very offten and to brakes more because her acceleration will do the rest
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Yo, Harmnone, you most likely already know this but if you put low grip tires on the calico GTF and lower the stance in the interaction menu, the car goes super fast and it beats almost evey car in a drag race. (Not including the expanded and enhanced cars)
How do u get low grip tires?
@@nicosclafani8084 Go to LS car meet with any of the Ls tuner cars (including the Calico GTF) and when you're inside, there will be a prompt at the top left of the screen sying "show menu options" click it and when you see the one saying "customize your car" or something like that, click it and when you're customizing your car, go on wheels and then go on wheel type and you'll see low grip tires
Yes I’ve heard of that! It’s pretty neat!
I think rockstar should add in the option to buy widebody kits. Certain cars are egg shaped such as this in imp with a widebody it will make sharp lines looking damn good sure on other vechiles it would look stupid however just like that fella down below said to each their own. Customized one in my autoshop last night during the delivery it was sketchy because of the way it handles as demonstrated here.
I’d love to see that addition
hey ey ey ey Boyzz,I want to buy a Tuner this week while there on sale ( dont own one as yet ) ,I dont know why but this is such a hard class for me to choose what to buy,this particular class for me anyway ,there appears to be more cons than pros for all these vehicles in this particular class , You can see with this review,the Calico is awsome,but the understeer is terrible , i am glad i seen your review on this car ,i think i will run with emperor vector ,just cuz it appears to me to have the best balance ,especially in pursuit races , cheers HarmNone
The Vectre is definitely my first choice!
This car won me races soon as I bought it
It is pretty fast
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nice!
Thank you!
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I was using jester and bought this car because I see a lot of players using it probably the most in the game. And i also I'm curious about the handling, I feel it heavy that it doesn't turn.
Can you do a video of you ranking all the pfister cars
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Can you do the Ubrtmacht and the Lexus looking cars please. I haven't bought them yet and not sure I want to but maybe you can make them look worth buying. Cheers. Oh and I never put armor on my cars because most just sit in garages so last week was a busy one adding armor and bullet proof tires to over 100 cars lol. Also learned the free armor did not include the old GTA VI cars like the Dominator etc but there you go. Must have saved millions just in the free armor and tires.
No doubt the Armor and Tires are crazy for free hahaha, I’ve done the Cypher a few weeks ago and the Emperor Vectre will come soon!
the car is decent enough in the street races. i actually won my first race with the car (in a shockingly enough manner because of the fact there were dirty racers there) but also it's really fun to drive. not your choice in navigating through tight tunnels in the auto shop contracts though. that'll go to the zr350.
Valid for sure
My boyyyyyy harm, its scope, how you doing?
My boy I’m doin good how are you?
@@HarmNone doing amazing
I think there’s a lot less under steer if you put the street suspension instead of the bottom one
I’ll have to give that a shot
Is it just me or when you are on the way to lsc to sell your car it performs way better
100%
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Just let off the gas into a corner and then immediately slam the gas to the floor coming out of it. It's very satisfying.
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can u do a vid on all the cars you can use in the auto shop job/heist???
I’ve got a video it’s called Ranking Every Tuners DLC Vehicle In GTA Online, all of those cars are the ones you can use
@@HarmNone cheers bro
Hi harmnone 😁
Hey boss
Yo I need help to get money I’m only level 74 and I wanna sale menacer but ion have moc or bunker any tips
Yeah. This week it seems like they patched this car's handling a little. It was impossible to steer in the city with but now its kind of better. And the stanced version, disgustingly handles bad.
Never saw the point of engine detail mods - which you can't even see through the hood! At least other interior details are [marginally] visible, but I have no time for them.
It’s so dumb tbh
I really struggled with the handling of this car, but I eventually got used to it, but can't say I love it.
Yeah I’ve gotta give it another shot I think
Used to be the fasted car in gta
Top speed wise yes until the S2 released I think
Loving the videos homie what’s your Xbox gt so I can add you
Harmsome
@@HarmNone added u my name on Xbox is ghost
Thanks brother, it's always going to be a pass for me lol
Fair hahha
Decent car overall but the handling is terrible. You cannot take a corner without braking and this is frustrating.
Agreed
How is calico the fastest tuner
Because it has a crazy amount of acceleration compared to the other cars. Make a mistake in the Calico? You’ll probably be right up on the ass of the person in front of you in a few corners. Make a mistake in the Jester RR and the person in front of you is driving the Calico, or they ram you off the road, might as well find a new session.
I wish the calico had a livery where it has black and orange spots so it can look like a calico cat lmao
That would be sick
When it comes to performance upgrades of any car i go all out unlike the weakling auto shop customers lmao
Lolol same
What is that garage called?
Agency garage
He is customizing the car in his agency. You can buy the agency from the site where u can buy an office. Hope i helped you
@@IMFINE1999 Thanks
They got it right
Just gonna pretend I didn't see the description
Lol
You have to pay for your crew color? Why is mine free?
He is not in his autoshop.
@@wc2126 = I know,but mine is free everywhere
@@camcane1 are you on pc?
@@wc2126 ps5
@@camcane1 dang I hope they make it like that on pc next update.
the amount of Calico GTF's I've smoked with my Vectre is beginning to verge on laughable; I see plenty of Calico GTF's in street races and they almost always lose to either me, another Vectre or the occasional Cypher. It's a nice looking car for sure but I seriously can't see what the fanboys see in this car
I don’t get it either tbh, the Vectre is just simply better to me
Anyone try build cars to match the custom auto shop wall just to realize you can't find the Karin livery? RIP my GTA wallet
Damn I’ve never tried that
I never even use mine
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Calico is 🔥 . Sultan rs better tho imo
The Calico GTF is better then Sultan RS.
I agree
Ты кто?
Gave ya downvote for shits n giggles lol
Lol