Why you shouldn't book Bill Burr on morning television. Hilarious! If you enjoy the video leave a like, comment and subscribe for more!
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"Don't you think the catholic church went a little to far" - Bill Burr What a quote
@walterwalter15184 жыл бұрын
Walter Walter priceless, and the two fakes acted like I don’t get it.
@sonwasup4 жыл бұрын
Walter Walter and then they had to act like they didn’t know what he was talking about
@jamisons99714 жыл бұрын
I know this is a morning show. You can’t bring up all those crimes. 😬
@yorrichardmorgan4 жыл бұрын
The real kicker is that Catholics only pretend to be Christian, they're Catholics lol They have their own sacraments and ignore the commands of Jesus for Pete's sake, one example: _Call no man your Father upon the earth_ _for one is your Father, which is in heaven_ yet they are required to call all their priests Father, and not father as in dad because they aren't their dad lol
@relimic4 жыл бұрын
I love how the crew behind the camera can't even keep it together and start cracking up
@AugustoXRock4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is the kind of guy who thinks of the perfect comeback immediately instead of in the shower hours later
@amputate84032 жыл бұрын
Right?! Quick wit
@4NaturesStory Жыл бұрын
I wish I was that way...unfortunately, I'm more of the George Costanza kinda guy, thinking up a comeback hours later as I'm driving home
@jasonhobbs311 Жыл бұрын
I’m that guy, the guy that says “I SHOULDA SAID THAT!” Almost a week later lol
@astroblemeRC Жыл бұрын
Just imagine the stuff that Bill thinks of in the shower later.
@ryanleblanc6817 Жыл бұрын
@@ryanleblanc6817 🤣
@jasonhobbs311 Жыл бұрын
"Was that offensive to illiterate people?" This guy is gold everytime! 🤣🤣🤣
@susanweissman6164 Жыл бұрын
This had me on the floor. 🤣
@nielsbierman295810 ай бұрын
You can see the moment bill realized “oh, it’s this kinda interview”. And started deflecting blows 😂
@pashaisme5344 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and i think women are a bit offended and afraid by him saying the things he says about women, which are pretty accurate most of the time. Id listen to him and try to learn from those rather than try to get some cheap points etc. attack him.
@robertm3561Ай бұрын
"I know this is a morning show so you can't bring up all those crimes." Savage!!!! LOLOL
@InvisiMan20064 жыл бұрын
2.5K likes and not a single reply
@vincenziojovanoski3 жыл бұрын
Then goes on to Sea World worker deaths
@SapkaliAkif3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Please explain
@MsGeorge503 жыл бұрын
EC. George he makes an analogy of how the Catholic church moves the priests, who committed or are suspected of committing pedophiliac acts, to other cities across the country and kind of hushes any talk about their backstory when they move them to a new community. So replace “killer whale” with “priest” and “killed” with “molested a child” and you will get the 18+ version :)
@danielkostov94893 жыл бұрын
Daniel Kostov I didn’t catch that the first time around. Thank you for explaining. : )
@cjack23863 жыл бұрын
I love how Bill burr just highlights how fake morning shows are.
@gilq16584 жыл бұрын
Mcmuffin 16 they have a purpose aka to warm someone’s morning up they are appealing to a ideal customer
@danielthenatural4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Look at that couch
@El_Andru4 жыл бұрын
How fake tv is!!!
@Icanfigureitoutintime4 жыл бұрын
Typical Caucasoids
@fugyaself21334 жыл бұрын
mr pozitivac oh for sure vato
@xTrevdog4 жыл бұрын
I love how he made them feel bad for trying to make him apologize
@aidenmarin9032 Жыл бұрын
I love how he shuts her mouth everytime she tries to stereotype him
@phoenixpalazzo4089 Жыл бұрын
The woman. The male anchor is THE Greg Kelly! Now on Newsmax. Big time conservative and I guarantee you he agreed with everything Bill said. It’s why they got along so well.
@amyigou7942 Жыл бұрын
Lol Bill is a legend. “I know you can’t bring up those crimes in the morning.” Classic
@outdoorchronicles2329 Жыл бұрын
“They don’t call it alphabet city anymore” “Was it offensive to illiterate people?” Pure. Fucking. Gold.
@itsinstinct_67563 жыл бұрын
I wish I could do comebacks like him
@BooBoo-pu1jh3 жыл бұрын
He cooked he's ass on that's 1 🙈 old mate was rattled 😂
@luddakris67002 жыл бұрын
"F is for Family" is probably offensive to the illiterate.
@erikfrankfurt46502 жыл бұрын
@ItsInstinct U are so ON POINT!!!
@pleasure_deelayer_not77682 жыл бұрын
He's been doing that to hecklers for 20 years. He's lightning quick.
@briandavis552 жыл бұрын
This is a morning show you can't bring up all those crimes LOL.
@bierlichen16 жыл бұрын
Burn lol
@britishbeefbritishbeef87385 жыл бұрын
Menelik That was one of the best parts of this segment: BB just skewering the religious right.
@therealgaragegirls5 жыл бұрын
yeah, we better keep sweeping institutionalized child rape being perpetrated on a massive scale under the rug, just because it makes a couple dipshit news anchors and their stay at home mom viewers uncomfortable
@holyreality024 жыл бұрын
@@holyreality02 The world is such a shitty place full of shitty people.
@dirtydan11164 жыл бұрын
@@dirtydan1116 especially all those clergy pedofiles
@matthewedwards30944 жыл бұрын
This guy just rips people apart! He's way too clever. When he just switched talking about how yellow the couch was, I just burst out laughing!!!! 😂
@deana9826 Жыл бұрын
What does that mean about the yellow couch?
@luggerphilippe8409 Жыл бұрын
He did a better job of de-escalating the situation than either morning show host.
@davidnation4437 Жыл бұрын
I loved the hosts trying to act like they didn’t get the jokes and the crew members laughing in the background
@__sm14413 жыл бұрын
The hosts didn't get the jokes.
@galazore3 жыл бұрын
@@galazore they did, but they had to pretend they didn't to keep their jobs.
@GreyZonex3 жыл бұрын
Crew members probably got bollocked afterwards xD
@aimanahmad6453 жыл бұрын
So true. Greg Kelly is a marine, he clearly gets the jokes.
@seamenow51083 жыл бұрын
its like when a person makes a joke thats really funny but its to make a point you dont agree with. so you have to pretend its not funny
@lewissmith57593 жыл бұрын
The way the male host talks is like a real life version of caps lock
@fernandolyrio14955 жыл бұрын
☠️
@lydia-wd3up4 жыл бұрын
He held that conversation together like dried cement. A little much good cop at times but very sharp guy. I liked him. Compared to the whore with the pretty face. That’s right I’m talking about Bill Burr you sexy man come to papa uwu
@WestonEvans4 жыл бұрын
pure whiteness
@Sam-um9nu4 жыл бұрын
This is the same network that gave us Bill O'Reilly.
@holisticpsychologybyobrien4 жыл бұрын
Fernando Lyrio that's hilarious man 😂
@mafiamentality87514 жыл бұрын
You know it’s good when you can hear the crew laughing in the background
@Sayk72925 Жыл бұрын
Let's be fair. He didn't make the hosts uncomfortable. He made the host uncomfortable. The guy was loving the conversation.
@sevourn Жыл бұрын
Yep! The male host is THE Greg Kelly. He went on to host his own show on Newsmax. BIG conservative!
@amyigou7942 Жыл бұрын
@@amyigou7942 I don't see how his being conservative is relevant to him appreciate Bill's humour. I'm not even remotely conservative and I find him hilarious, and I'm far from alone in that. It's a real shame that politics has become a simplistic black-or-white conflict for so many people, when that's clearly not at all reflective of the reality which is far more complex and diverse.
@zonesquestiloveunderworld Жыл бұрын
@@amyigou7942You're a big goof. Bills not even a conservative, so wtf does that matter.
@anonymousbo0318 Жыл бұрын
@@zonesquestiloveunderworld He was giving background on who Greg Kelley is, ya noob! LOL
@inconnu496110 ай бұрын
That was the most calm and collected I've seen Bill Burr roast someone.
@TimSlee14 жыл бұрын
Yeah well he is sleepy and possibly hungover.
@alsacrime48064 жыл бұрын
Haven't seen the show but I like it already
@jakesnake1654 жыл бұрын
@@jakesnake165 have you yet? Cuz it's awesome bro 🍻 hilarious af
@martian68653 жыл бұрын
Dude, It was a morning show
@sarthak65563 жыл бұрын
@@sarthak6556 Yes and?..
@TimSlee13 жыл бұрын
I love how he's having a real conversation with them and they are trying to do a TV show lol.. Bill Burr is awesome!
@stevehansen2665 жыл бұрын
Bill is like having a conversation at dinner with a coworker he does't like much.
@muslimsfortulsigabbard86465 жыл бұрын
It seems like he actually loosened them up a bit. Talk about a gig where you cannot be yourself.
@findawaytowin29685 жыл бұрын
In their defense, they have to do that bull shit lol
@findawaytowin29684 жыл бұрын
You should be sorting the all blacks Steve..... Instead of surfing you tube
@garethhancock85254 жыл бұрын
@@findawaytowin2968 the dude host was sure trying to be cool lol
@jinjerjunkie4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr isn't someone we deserve but he is definitely someone we need 😅😅
@masterofnone11 Жыл бұрын
"Look how yellow this couch is, its like the Sun" 🤣🤣🤣 Gets me every time!!! 👍🤣🤣👍
@passionfly1 Жыл бұрын
Underrated line here lmao
@stevenrodriguez9655Ай бұрын
Why is nobody in the comments acknowledging the whale analogy? That shit was gold
@MisterDutch933 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was looking for! Incredible
@ChazMcMahon3 жыл бұрын
I got it, and it was friggin hilarious.
@hudsonhawk00163 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Can someone explain?
@suf37993 жыл бұрын
@@suf3799 the Catholic Church won't publicly acknowledge when a priest sexually abuses little boys, and instead they will silently relocate them to another diocese acting as if nothing ever happened. Bill is comparing that to killer whales that kill trainers, so the water parks will relocate them in the same manner
@ChazMcMahon3 жыл бұрын
@@suf3799 Burr was referring to the killer whale called Tillikum, who killed two handlers and one visitor of several SeaWorld parks. Tillikum was transferred to a different park each time it killed someone, but they kept it as a show orca regardless of its behavior. The Catholic Church allegedly does the same thing with its priests and bishops: they molest little boys in one congregation, the crime then gets covered up by the Church and the priests are then placed somewhere else without repercussion.
@MisterDutch933 жыл бұрын
She was being manipulative and he just walked all over her
@motleymenace3 жыл бұрын
He alphad the shit out of her
@pablomuzzobar89403 жыл бұрын
A woman being manipulative? You don't say
@NoFapKing3 жыл бұрын
He's bulletproof, man
@markbaker55993 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@vukasinjevremovic5543 жыл бұрын
It sounded she was trying to make it easy for him to defend himself, and wanted to agree with him.
@coolpranks33633 жыл бұрын
The mere fact that Bill Burr showed up to this morning show is comedy in itself. You can just see in his face that he's having a shit time being awake this early. It's early morning and he looks run down already, he's slumping on the couch, his shirt's unbuttoned all the way down his chest, and he just can't keep the cynicism out of his mouth for 10 seconds.
@maya-amf3325 Жыл бұрын
I know it’s be soul crushing for him to do, but it brings me a rare level of joy to watch this kind of morning new interview happen.
@denicecm0486 Жыл бұрын
“Look how yellow this couch is, it’s like the sun” HAHAHAH
@hanieldarrison4 жыл бұрын
hey pal love ur channel u should do a minecraft parody of when the jews had Jesus killed
@TheMikelynn994 жыл бұрын
Oh wow a simile
@dank_frank25803 жыл бұрын
He's just steamrolling them at that point lol
@solokalnesaltam30153 жыл бұрын
The sun's not yellow😜
@Tony-yd1vx3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMikelynn99 oh God not Lahey😁
@Tony-yd1vx3 жыл бұрын
The male host was loving every moment of that interview
@axkirby4 жыл бұрын
He's high asf
@mpk66644 жыл бұрын
He's for sure coked
@StrangeTamer1784 жыл бұрын
Anybody that high is loving every moment of life.
@billykid79874 жыл бұрын
Naa not coke up just huge amounts of caffeine
@bart45434 жыл бұрын
Finally he can feel like a man! Instead of being a beta
@silenti15184 жыл бұрын
1:01 the exact moment that bill decided the prey was weak
@premacidal8398 Жыл бұрын
This was incredible 😂 he let loose. When he hit em with the, “oh look a yellow couch how sunny reminds me or morning” (or sumn like that) the look on their faces was priceless
@alexmartiez5195 Жыл бұрын
He murdered the lady when he brought up the Catholic Church
@JoeMama-tl4tr5 жыл бұрын
Cyborg*
@mikemose13y415 жыл бұрын
Crucify that hoe!
@jarrodhall36865 жыл бұрын
its a lady ... she dont know any better.. they all are like weed... smellls alright look good, but no grain of brain.... :D
@rytisjanuskevicius90555 жыл бұрын
i grew up with this show on as my mother yelled to “get ready”-a very Christian; Catholic area and the target dem isn’t USUALLY up for that talk in the morning. but that conveniently keeps us at low level thinking; ignoring facts, realities, and solutions.
@G_v._Losinj2_ImportantPlaylist5 жыл бұрын
I grew up catholic, Christian whatever. But I always wondered "Why do you need some kid or 3 of them to bring you your Costco sized Bible?" Retire! Or just don't be lazy
@jim22454 жыл бұрын
I mean she did poke the bear. He was trying to be friendly at first.
@John.Scott.19803 жыл бұрын
Dont you mean, she poked the Burr? Lol
@guywithapewpew77213 жыл бұрын
@@guywithapewpew7721 😄😄😄
@residentevilfreakk553 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@urigeheadmot11963 жыл бұрын
Kind of like Norm when he was on The View and they grilled him because he flew on a plane with Bush Jr. Norm just started riffing, talking about how Clinton killed a guy, then all the hosts went into "Oh dear god!" mode. Just goes to show, when you are in the room with a comedian, they usually always win.
@lewisvargrson3 жыл бұрын
@@lewisvargrson 60% of the time, it works ALL the time hahaha
@nickdipaolofan59482 жыл бұрын
God this is so funny 😂 I’m just here dying!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@4NaturesStory Жыл бұрын
He made such a smooth and professional recovery by revisiting how "nice" the emotions of a morning show is.
@seanfoulkes Жыл бұрын
The crew laughing in the background is always the best part, ultimate testament to how funny he is
@313Nadir Жыл бұрын
Yeah, one dude could not hold it in on the catholic/whale joke 🤣😂🤣
@4NaturesStory Жыл бұрын
Wait there wasn't even an audience? I thought there was like a live audience because there was always laughter and stuff in the Background 😂
@eliasvonbrille Жыл бұрын
@@eliasvonbrille Talk shows often have a tendency to edit laugher the audio, especially when there is no audience, or the audience is not laughing
@theemptytrashcan5341 Жыл бұрын
@@theemptytrashcan5341 wrong buddy, there was no live audience, just the producers and backround staff laughing cuz bill burr is legendary
@elitebarbarian6049 Жыл бұрын
“Was that offensive to illiterate people?” OMG that was great thinking on his feet!
@charlierosenthal18895 жыл бұрын
Charlie Rosenthal saw him live and it was insane how quick he was, improvising and handling hecklers
@fredriksvard26035 жыл бұрын
Trump does not approve! ..lol
@Caged63Man4 жыл бұрын
@Albert Jackson So?
@jjmiles71734 жыл бұрын
"Look how yellow this couch is" 🤣
@GoodnightMoon666 Жыл бұрын
"And you asked people about apples" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while ha
@Chubbs-ui7wp Жыл бұрын
Interview woman - "did we manage to find a clip and clean it up?" Bill - "oh you found something? What is it the opening credits?" Hahahahaha
@damnfk0635 жыл бұрын
Haha no "opening song", but still hilarious
@Hanutabluta4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, I love this guy. “Like those killer whales at Sea World”.
@RunzWithScalpel4 жыл бұрын
One hell of an analogy. Gotta give him props haha
@timmcelroy21884 жыл бұрын
They knew exactly what he meant but of course they have to act like they don't to keep their jobs.
@morrist87274 жыл бұрын
@@morrist8727 Idk man, my mind doesn't immediately go to from Rapist Priests to killer whales at Sea World. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
@timmcelroy21884 жыл бұрын
Tim McElroy First of all, they brought up him being disrespectful to the christian church referring to one of two jokes that he previously made. Then she is seen smirking and giggling to herself when he made that killer whale analogy. I know how these politically correct types operate, especially television hosts. Bill Burr decided to go with the analogy in the first place because he realizes he is on television, and they know it too. You need to learn to read between the lines. Not to mention that the scandals about priests isn't that unknown.
@morrist87274 жыл бұрын
@@morrist8727 Lol sick dude
@timmcelroy21884 жыл бұрын
"Wow you found something, is this just the intro song" had me dying
@ivan8630 Жыл бұрын
Haha I love the constant interruptions 😂
@davabeardsley972 Жыл бұрын
that is the type of lady who takes a xanex the second she wakes up, drinks wine all afternoon then takes an ambien to go to sleep but is worried about "christian values"
@paul-tx5tt5 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a good life to me. Reality fucking sucks.
@RoastBeefQueefSniffer4 жыл бұрын
Why not? The opiate of the masses is just another drug to escape reality. She's in her lane.
@BulletproofSPG4 жыл бұрын
You're annoying. This is her job. She can't just say anything she wants.
@becreb4 жыл бұрын
You would do the same. People act all high and mighty but if you had a good job with a lot of money you would probably do and say what they want you to do and say
@chickenisindeedmystyle73164 жыл бұрын
@bruse wayne stop trying to be special
@chickenisindeedmystyle73164 жыл бұрын
The US needs more Bill Burr's and fewer "morning shows".
@bh56064 жыл бұрын
They probably have them to calm down crazy housewives or something
@nextgenfootball694203 жыл бұрын
Bill burr has his own monday morning podcast. Its basicallt saturday night but with more fucks and cunts
@ULTIMARAGNAR0K3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!
@georgewrathall59503 жыл бұрын
Sell this in a pic frame on Etsy and all the millennials will buy it
@agontop13 жыл бұрын
Perhaps a Bill Burr type morning shows would be good.
@GenghisKen3 жыл бұрын
"look how yellow this cough is it's like the sun" haha I love how he just slips stuff in like hat
@bluetech2809 Жыл бұрын
I wish all comics where like this absolute legend, I cry with laughter ever time I watch bill 👍
@stevejohnson9211 Жыл бұрын
"look at how yellow this couch is, it's like the sun"
@johnbishara37955 жыл бұрын
Such a burr Segway
@bsilva38794 жыл бұрын
People don’t realize how intelligent Bill Burr is. They think he’s a loose cannon but in reality he knows EXACTLY what to say.
@erichknodel43342 жыл бұрын
@Jon Jones llllllllllllllll0llllllllllll
@alen-commentnazi87742 жыл бұрын
The dude is comedic genius.
@alvarezgamers2 жыл бұрын
"People don’t realize how intelligent Bill Burr is" - Speak for yourself.
@Anvilshock2 жыл бұрын
@@Anvilshock Every clip he gets 5 to 10 million views and some are just interview's I think a lot of people think he's very intelligent 😆 lol.
@luggerphilippe8409 Жыл бұрын
@@luggerphilippe8409 That wasn't what I was referring to.
@Anvilshock Жыл бұрын
“Look how yellow this couch is, it’s like the sun” lmaoooooooo😭
@marzbarz827 Жыл бұрын
Dude just roasted the shit out of this show like a legend.
@security8643 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they asked for it😁
@hanumanthrao51063 жыл бұрын
They loved it. Who wouldn't?
@youtubingbabs2 жыл бұрын
Best episode that show ever had.
@matthewatwood8641 Жыл бұрын
“I’m telling you you need to google!” How you know she has zero facts behind those claims
@jordanholliday45573 жыл бұрын
I know for a fact you get the majority of your information from googling it. Or watching some shit news source like CNN or Fox.
@speci87453 жыл бұрын
@@speci8745 Oh please it means no one actually gives a shit but some ignoramus wasting gods gift to bitch.
@idonttouchkids3 жыл бұрын
The way she got mad that she couldn't tell him who "they" are. Fucking bitch, even started shouting and then was laughing to shade it off.
@matin28253 жыл бұрын
@King Creedo what about the other 2 things I said? Everyone thinks the source of their information is totally accurate, and all others are bad. I bet most people google like once a day. Can I feed my dog this, or what does this word mean, how to do this, etc.
@speci87453 жыл бұрын
@Blue Sky maybe so. But Google isn't inaccurate, because you don't get your information from Google, you get it from websites and online news platforms that you reached via Google.
@speci87453 жыл бұрын
He handled this thoughtfuly and the example was hilarious 😂
@mrvader24 Жыл бұрын
this guy is awesome. best comic. even a boring morning show apperance is crack up material
@NOOBsoldier2517 Жыл бұрын
How dare she say keep it positive when she's the one who brought up all that crap.
@codyweaver10975 жыл бұрын
She wasn't prepared to debate on it lol. She probably just expected him to give in and say "I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone"
@nickm.59315 жыл бұрын
Nick M. and she ended up saying sorry at the end
@thegoldenfret1234565 жыл бұрын
Nick M. She would’ve had to go home late if she got into a debate with Bill lol
@bigmcdick49164 жыл бұрын
Because muh vagina. She dumb, yo.
@jesuschristislord77544 жыл бұрын
That's religious folks for you.
@markbrinton67904 жыл бұрын
"why did I bring that up?" "why DID you bring that up... this is a morning show, its supposed to be an easy one..." xD he's so good
@vicbirth16495 жыл бұрын
I seriously wish I was as quick-witted as Bill during debates.
@trustfund824 жыл бұрын
Bill for president
@randymarsh55504 жыл бұрын
I never get tired of this clip
@MoShugah Жыл бұрын
My favorite is the dude on the left angrily going "You know what, technically..." followed by Bill Burr just ignoring him and continuing on his rant.
@undeadman7676 Жыл бұрын
I love how he's entirely aware of the host's agenda to try and to stir up tabloid talk, and completely comadeer's the show. He shot down almost every single question and steered the conversation wherever he pleased. What a fucking master.
@VideoDiariesEJO Жыл бұрын
Aint she a Douche~.?? Yup.
@iknowthatsrite6009 Жыл бұрын
Over these past few years I think he's gained my #1 spot of comedians, to be fair I haven't heard a ton I'm not that well versed in stand up, although I do really enjoy it, Mr. Burr just has a way with connecting to his audience I haven't gotten from other stand ups, I realize it's all ultimately subjective tho
@lightningmonky7674 Жыл бұрын
He is vary under rated!!
@Doomzday831 Жыл бұрын
She just had to bring up those poor oppressed christians or her fan base would get her fired.
@ap6982 Жыл бұрын
@Doomzday831 No he's Not!🙄😒 LOTS of ppl know n enjoy his work!
@mzzodiacc Жыл бұрын
“Like those killer whales that kill a trainer and then they move ‘em up to Seattle and don’t give them their background.” 💀
@NoahLema3 жыл бұрын
I don't understand this analogy...Can you tell me..
@ni333able3 жыл бұрын
Once u do it’s so fucking funny 😂
@jdy1173 жыл бұрын
@@ni333able In case you're serious, the Catholic church would move the pedophile priests around and not tell the new church what they had done. When it got too hot in the US, they'd move them to 3rd world countries.
@hectorheck13533 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 deym. i didn't understand first. Thx, dude.
@burntbread93673 жыл бұрын
@@hectorheck1353 thank you for this explanation
@ni333able3 жыл бұрын
“And you asked people about apples” That’s my favourite part of this entire interview. Reminds me of the Louis CK joke about Matt Damon writing that movie, and hedging his bets on that character liking apples.
@SgtBigCactus Жыл бұрын
That woman represents everything wrong about the world. Thank god her co host kept some self respect
@mrfashionguy1 Жыл бұрын
She should google herself.
@lindseychristopher578110 ай бұрын
WHYY DONT YA GOOGLE YA SELF? WHY RESPON ON TWITTER?
@dannygreen547710 ай бұрын
Haha “was that offensive to illiterate people?” Haha
@jessiszk4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@zeropointnineninenine49514 жыл бұрын
Haha
@CoincidentalBandit4 жыл бұрын
allahu akbar
@TalkingHeads2364 жыл бұрын
Haha
@masabye4 жыл бұрын
Haha
@gianthechmas94144 жыл бұрын
“Look how yellow this couch is. It’s like the sun.” This quote belongs in a museum.
@Philanthrophxyz4 жыл бұрын
@@airgin3000 It's called conversation
@philopaterdaoud74934 жыл бұрын
he understands the reason why they use certain colors to evoke emotions out of viewers.
@nathansalinas16694 жыл бұрын
@@ibraheemmustafa3130 The sun's not a coward....
@nickmyers30653 жыл бұрын
@@philopaterdaoud7493 I understood that reference 🤭
@qalbi-s_Ahnfy20953 жыл бұрын
"I was in such a great mood. Look at how this couch is. It's like the sun" lol
@gavin4469 Жыл бұрын
Her fake smile and laugh is hilarious. Especially towards the end
@andrewjames3579 Жыл бұрын
That woman is insufferable. She’s the type of person to instigate and piss someone off really bad and then play stupid and Innocent when they get pissed off.
@ryanleblanc68173 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr would slam her and she responded with a fake laugh, jeez if she has a husband I feel sorry for him lol. And in the outro she was trying to be charismatic about the interview "F is for Family on Netflix!" Like weren't you just trying to chop his head off multiple times in the interview???
@Mistanyycguy3 жыл бұрын
A restrained Karen
@BooBoo-pu1jh3 жыл бұрын
Ratings, ratings, ratings.
@lewisvargrson3 жыл бұрын
Had an ex girlfriend like that, worst 5 years of my life.
@slingshot993 жыл бұрын
you're describing most women.
@infidel900rr3 жыл бұрын
"Yes and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after this" lmfao
@Josh_Jackson4 жыл бұрын
God i so love this man 😂 , “dont you think the church went a little bit too far” 😂
@MrSnlac Жыл бұрын
“You can’t bring up all those crimes” Had me dead
@dryfox11 Жыл бұрын
“Oh is that offensive to illiterate people” Bills the man
@scottyp25056 жыл бұрын
Scotty P "Yes, the show recieved a letter from one of your illiterate viewers telling us how offended he was"
@d.johnson99576 жыл бұрын
You need to google it apparently per the lady
@rayray64905 жыл бұрын
Bill immediately assessed the energy and recalibrated... Man, I didn't really know he was this good...
@dogsandyoga17433 жыл бұрын
very high situational awareness...like spider man
@jfkesq3 жыл бұрын
Decades in the game.
@alex721773 жыл бұрын
With great power comes great responsibility
@derekolivas69433 жыл бұрын
And he did it with great calm and wit rather than defensive and angry.
@jaredschmidt80133 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he sort of stepped up after we lost George Carlin who was similarly witty. Not the kind of comedian who does jokes, so much as just wryly observes the absurdity of society
@daxbradley43463 жыл бұрын
"Look how yellow this couch is, it's like the Sun" 😂😂😂😂
@zarategabe Жыл бұрын
I love that he’s the guest, but he’s totally in control of this interview.
@joshcapps219 Жыл бұрын
She had an agenda and definitely tried to go off tangent and draw him out for an attack a few times but he’s such a pro he deflects her every time. With humor too 😂
@bestlifemartialarts55582 жыл бұрын
You noticed that too about her. She was definitely trying to inflame Bill and get him to react to her stupid questions. Also notice how she kept outshouting and talking over the guy with her who was asking questions of Bill. She's not a good interviewer. Too provocative with a big ego.
@kleopatra62342 жыл бұрын
The woman host was launching her missiles early on in... "you went a little to far... being disrespectful to the Christian religion". Then Bill defends like a master and that hypocritical bitch says... "alright let's keep it positive".
@socksumi2 жыл бұрын
Deflect??he delivered a counter fatal shot
@nayannbg6314 Жыл бұрын
@@nayannbg6314 lol that’s awesome
@bestlifemartialarts5558 Жыл бұрын
She’s that married woman that secretly enjoys sexual innuendos and flirting with other men
@ubermensch6669 Жыл бұрын
“Why respond?” “Because its fun” - Bill Burr 😆
@Hikingalliance3 жыл бұрын
Lol, this is so awesome. 😂
@4NaturesStory Жыл бұрын
Bill is just amazing haha
@equ3041 Жыл бұрын
01:38 you can hear the crew laughing behind the camera
@coolins3355 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else wonder if the cameraman or woman, would make better interviewers? I think often the blue collar workers, deserve more credit.
@kylesexton30335 жыл бұрын
And then when the guy says "I don't know what you're talking about", and Bill says "You do know", the lady then says "be positive!" lol
@nickm.59315 жыл бұрын
@@kylesexton3033 They do but then they won't get the job! You see all these moron propagandists on CNN,MSNBC and Fox news and you think these people are idiots! No they are not! They act like idiots because that is the reason they are hired in the first place.
@muslimsfortulsigabbard86465 жыл бұрын
@@kylesexton3033 they dont look good enough for TV. you need nice plump breasts and a head of healthy hair to gwt on the anchor team
@lostpockets22275 жыл бұрын
@@kylesexton3033 it's because they aren't muppets
@zegrasisinnocent4 жыл бұрын
Bill is so quick-witted, his jokes go over their head.
@timjarred51924 жыл бұрын
They had to act dumb for the sunshine fluff show
@Razi983 жыл бұрын
Razi I bet your family relies on you for positivity,
@deathrat3 жыл бұрын
Razi they’re a morning show not a joe rogan podcast lol of course they had to act dumb
@kurovisuals42723 жыл бұрын
Sea world? Huh? These people are so dense
@Newjerseypest732-640-54883 жыл бұрын
If you work in true white collar business, it's the exact same...they get none of Bill's type of jokes...I have his same personality....crickets....they're all idiots.
@natebowman11903 жыл бұрын
They were ill prepared for Bill 🤣
@iofb.hulder Жыл бұрын
That lady is what corporate executives are convinced people want by means of avoiding controversy but is, in reality, the reason cable has been slowly dying for over a decade.
@nicholasbreecher9315 Жыл бұрын
"You need to google!" Aweful composure, you're not suppose to yell at your guest about a topic he has no knowledge on and then tell him to google it.
@saintvelez21635 жыл бұрын
She said that because she had no answer. Probably because she is those people
@henrlima874 жыл бұрын
I really wish he would’ve told the guy that he needs to google when he asked where his own guest is from. Unprofessional cunts
@masonreynolds39084 жыл бұрын
People say "google it" when they're cornered and have no clue how to respond.
@whoisharo46894 жыл бұрын
@@whoisharo4689 or when the other guy is an informed cunt who spend most of his day on bullshit comedians videos
@reggin8674 жыл бұрын
But she googleded...
@kyleprice98304 жыл бұрын
I love how Bill just doesn't give a single fuck. "Who said that?" LOL
@user-ht4iw8yx3r3 жыл бұрын
It’s the best way to respond when someone says “people are saying” “people have said” “i heard that” Heard from who? Who said it?
2 жыл бұрын
@ exactly. Because usually its not even true lol. The person saying "people said" is usually the culprit
@lisasimpson80032 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣😂🤣 Bill put them in check 🤣🤣🤣
@rashawnevans8267 Жыл бұрын
The funniest comedian today love this guy
@billhinsperger8120 Жыл бұрын
I like seeing Bill happy and living his life laid back. Look at him, goin out, repeat suit, unbuttoned shirt like it was no biggie, man doesn't give a fuck. I admire that.
@Zoologic216 жыл бұрын
Zoologic21 hey bro you want to fall into a deep Rabbit Hole of f****** conspiracy s*** remember that interview he did on Conan and he talked about the Illuminati living under a big mountain real talk no bulshit on my suggested playlist it started suggesting videos of missing people 144 or 411 case check that s*** out bro
@dannyporras22506 жыл бұрын
Wanna see someone who doesn't give af, watch Adam Sandler do an interview. Dude wears gym shorts and a t-shirt with holes and stains on it.
@polynikes56316 жыл бұрын
Danny Porras2 did you really censor your own comment? Lol how old are you, 12?
@alexsmith20146 жыл бұрын
Fuck off
@DavyDaddy6 жыл бұрын
Ofri David doh geesus
@Zoologic216 жыл бұрын
Dude: You know they don’t even call it alphabet city anymore. Bill: Was it offensive to illiterate people.
@travisgeneric50083 жыл бұрын
that one killed me
@patrickwentz84133 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious!! 😂😂🤣 Bill is so quick off the cuff. Brilliant!
@Barbarosa12343 жыл бұрын
I died and came back from that one 😆
@aawharver49483 жыл бұрын
that's cause San Francisco is alphabet city now.
@DanburyConnecticut3 жыл бұрын
@@DanburyConnecticut 😆🤣😂😭👍
@mr.mopedmadness34413 жыл бұрын
They ask for it... Bill just give it straight no filter hahaha
@andytulubay7682 Жыл бұрын
“By the way youre ripped” Ok?… These 2 are so off its hilarious 😂
@fxlltxtsearch Жыл бұрын
He controlled the whole conversation, without them even knowing.😂 The ending is gold, he ignored her; then they ran out of time!
@Driftkart3 жыл бұрын
I think the male host could see what Burr was doing because I could see him sort of adjusting his approach to Burr.
@nickdipaolofan59482 жыл бұрын
Verbal judo
@yellowblanka6058 Жыл бұрын
He shut her down every time, she would get louder and louder. Usually the loudest person in the room has nothing real to say, they just want to be part of the conversation and it seemed true in this interview
@alexfenstermacher2714 Жыл бұрын
@@alexfenstermacher2714 The way she said YOU NEED TA GOOWGOWL really pissed me off
@anthonyspitery6332 Жыл бұрын
Whats so funny is this is the CALMEST video i’ve seen of Bill and he still shines and rants this woman but did in a way that was still very casual and polite
@anthonyspitery6332 Жыл бұрын
“Was that offensive to illiterate people” 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
@TheLasombra0776 жыл бұрын
yeah that's Bill Burr all right!...what a great come back!
@lotus88786 жыл бұрын
TheLasombra077 Me too. I laughed my ass off when he said that.
@dph220136 жыл бұрын
That was pretty quick and clever
@BeefWellington16 жыл бұрын
When he told your ripped lol 😆 bill face lol
@dr1ftistic174 Жыл бұрын
"F is for Family" is funny enough also what we said in the army 😂
@henriknielsen9674 Жыл бұрын
"Some people are saying... " *TRANSLATION* "We think... "
@jaredkick11775 жыл бұрын
I know, Fox News likes to cover liberals who are tended to be soft but deep down they, themselves are getting offended over the stupidest shit.
@Andrew-tp9jb4 жыл бұрын
@@Andrew-tp9jb this isn't the Fox news channel...
@CJW00564 жыл бұрын
This shows how fake and sneaky the media is. These people are rats, I love how Bill handles this. Media: "The only reason I bring this up is because 'some people' thought you went a little too far on the Christian jokes? Bill: Oh, really? Media: Yeah.. Bill: Who did? Media: .......... I'm telling you YOU NEED TO GOOGLE-- Yup. Pretty much sums it all up. RATS!!
@Kellah91Official4 жыл бұрын
"Did that offend the illiterate?" How can a man be so quick in his replie's hahaha. What a genius 👍😊
@ingolfurarnar6973 жыл бұрын
Replie's? Wtf? Replie's?
@markfox15453 жыл бұрын
replies * why did you make a plural word possessive ... 🤨
@cayk94442 жыл бұрын
Bill is just awesome. Love his style,
@sikswitch1334 Жыл бұрын
“and you ask people about apples” how did no one catch that 😂
@rqmortal Жыл бұрын
"" Hey we found a clip of your show we can show..." "oh wow, is it just the intro song?"
@BlackBarney3 жыл бұрын
LeT mE aSK aBoUt uR ChRiSt-StAiN bAcKgRoUnD
@CHIEFS_DYNASTY_6 жыл бұрын
VIPKID Vault it’s the meme format bub
@Chris-eo1bp6 жыл бұрын
Lol fuck you beat me to it.
@drewerving74286 жыл бұрын
I'd fuck the Jesus out of the female host. She'd forget all the nonsensical bible stuff and would be freed from her religious shackles. Poor gal
@SpocksBro6 жыл бұрын
I typed the same thing we all do think alike
@iwaidja14826 жыл бұрын
Yeah, as laughable as the koran or torah.
@v-town19806 жыл бұрын
"look at how yellow this couch is, its like the sun" lmfao
@amp4105 Жыл бұрын
Imagine a news caster, someone who is supposed to report news with factual sources, telling you you need to google 🤦♂️
@anakinskywalker70 Жыл бұрын
the joke on moving the whales/sharks around did not even get a proper smile ...., you gotta be corporate level soulless to react like that to that joke.
@raknaskihtrak82665 жыл бұрын
I mean... it was less of a joke and more of a great analogy
@CosmosGamingChannel4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@bradypiso39394 жыл бұрын
I'd guess they're terrified of losing their jobs
@jamescalder3264 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it.
@krakenmetzger4 жыл бұрын
@@krakenmetzger Basically, when a priest or whatever molests children and gets found out, they claim justice will be served and they just transfer him to another church so he doesn't get in trouble.
"Don't you think the catholic church went a little to far" - Bill Burr What a quote
Walter Walter priceless, and the two fakes acted like I don’t get it.
Walter Walter and then they had to act like they didn’t know what he was talking about
I know this is a morning show. You can’t bring up all those crimes. 😬
The real kicker is that Catholics only pretend to be Christian, they're Catholics lol They have their own sacraments and ignore the commands of Jesus for Pete's sake, one example: _Call no man your Father upon the earth_ _for one is your Father, which is in heaven_ yet they are required to call all their priests Father, and not father as in dad because they aren't their dad lol
I love how the crew behind the camera can't even keep it together and start cracking up
Bill Burr is the kind of guy who thinks of the perfect comeback immediately instead of in the shower hours later
Right?! Quick wit
I wish I was that way...unfortunately, I'm more of the George Costanza kinda guy, thinking up a comeback hours later as I'm driving home
I’m that guy, the guy that says “I SHOULDA SAID THAT!” Almost a week later lol
Just imagine the stuff that Bill thinks of in the shower later.
@@ryanleblanc6817 🤣
"Was that offensive to illiterate people?" This guy is gold everytime! 🤣🤣🤣
This had me on the floor. 🤣
You can see the moment bill realized “oh, it’s this kinda interview”. And started deflecting blows 😂
Yeah and i think women are a bit offended and afraid by him saying the things he says about women, which are pretty accurate most of the time. Id listen to him and try to learn from those rather than try to get some cheap points etc. attack him.
"I know this is a morning show so you can't bring up all those crimes." Savage!!!! LOLOL
2.5K likes and not a single reply
Then goes on to Sea World worker deaths
I don't get it. Please explain
EC. George he makes an analogy of how the Catholic church moves the priests, who committed or are suspected of committing pedophiliac acts, to other cities across the country and kind of hushes any talk about their backstory when they move them to a new community. So replace “killer whale” with “priest” and “killed” with “molested a child” and you will get the 18+ version :)
Daniel Kostov I didn’t catch that the first time around. Thank you for explaining. : )
I love how Bill burr just highlights how fake morning shows are.
Mcmuffin 16 they have a purpose aka to warm someone’s morning up they are appealing to a ideal customer
Yeah. Look at that couch
How fake tv is!!!
Typical Caucasoids
mr pozitivac oh for sure vato
I love how he made them feel bad for trying to make him apologize
I love how he shuts her mouth everytime she tries to stereotype him
The woman. The male anchor is THE Greg Kelly! Now on Newsmax. Big time conservative and I guarantee you he agreed with everything Bill said. It’s why they got along so well.
Lol Bill is a legend. “I know you can’t bring up those crimes in the morning.” Classic
“They don’t call it alphabet city anymore” “Was it offensive to illiterate people?” Pure. Fucking. Gold.
I wish I could do comebacks like him
He cooked he's ass on that's 1 🙈 old mate was rattled 😂
"F is for Family" is probably offensive to the illiterate.
@ItsInstinct U are so ON POINT!!!
He's been doing that to hecklers for 20 years. He's lightning quick.
This is a morning show you can't bring up all those crimes LOL.
Burn lol
Menelik That was one of the best parts of this segment: BB just skewering the religious right.
yeah, we better keep sweeping institutionalized child rape being perpetrated on a massive scale under the rug, just because it makes a couple dipshit news anchors and their stay at home mom viewers uncomfortable
@@holyreality02 The world is such a shitty place full of shitty people.
@@dirtydan1116 especially all those clergy pedofiles
This guy just rips people apart! He's way too clever. When he just switched talking about how yellow the couch was, I just burst out laughing!!!! 😂
What does that mean about the yellow couch?
He did a better job of de-escalating the situation than either morning show host.
I loved the hosts trying to act like they didn’t get the jokes and the crew members laughing in the background
The hosts didn't get the jokes.
@@galazore they did, but they had to pretend they didn't to keep their jobs.
Crew members probably got bollocked afterwards xD
So true. Greg Kelly is a marine, he clearly gets the jokes.
its like when a person makes a joke thats really funny but its to make a point you dont agree with. so you have to pretend its not funny
The way the male host talks is like a real life version of caps lock
☠️
He held that conversation together like dried cement. A little much good cop at times but very sharp guy. I liked him. Compared to the whore with the pretty face. That’s right I’m talking about Bill Burr you sexy man come to papa uwu
pure whiteness
This is the same network that gave us Bill O'Reilly.
Fernando Lyrio that's hilarious man 😂
You know it’s good when you can hear the crew laughing in the background
Let's be fair. He didn't make the hosts uncomfortable. He made the host uncomfortable. The guy was loving the conversation.
Yep! The male host is THE Greg Kelly. He went on to host his own show on Newsmax. BIG conservative!
@@amyigou7942 I don't see how his being conservative is relevant to him appreciate Bill's humour. I'm not even remotely conservative and I find him hilarious, and I'm far from alone in that. It's a real shame that politics has become a simplistic black-or-white conflict for so many people, when that's clearly not at all reflective of the reality which is far more complex and diverse.
@@amyigou7942You're a big goof. Bills not even a conservative, so wtf does that matter.
@@zonesquestiloveunderworld He was giving background on who Greg Kelley is, ya noob! LOL
That was the most calm and collected I've seen Bill Burr roast someone.
Yeah well he is sleepy and possibly hungover.
Haven't seen the show but I like it already
@@jakesnake165 have you yet? Cuz it's awesome bro 🍻 hilarious af
Dude, It was a morning show
@@sarthak6556 Yes and?..
I love how he's having a real conversation with them and they are trying to do a TV show lol.. Bill Burr is awesome!
Bill is like having a conversation at dinner with a coworker he does't like much.
It seems like he actually loosened them up a bit. Talk about a gig where you cannot be yourself.
In their defense, they have to do that bull shit lol
You should be sorting the all blacks Steve..... Instead of surfing you tube
@@findawaytowin2968 the dude host was sure trying to be cool lol
Bill Burr isn't someone we deserve but he is definitely someone we need 😅😅
"Look how yellow this couch is, its like the Sun" 🤣🤣🤣 Gets me every time!!! 👍🤣🤣👍
Underrated line here lmao
Why is nobody in the comments acknowledging the whale analogy? That shit was gold
Exactly what I was looking for! Incredible
I got it, and it was friggin hilarious.
I don't get it. Can someone explain?
@@suf3799 the Catholic Church won't publicly acknowledge when a priest sexually abuses little boys, and instead they will silently relocate them to another diocese acting as if nothing ever happened. Bill is comparing that to killer whales that kill trainers, so the water parks will relocate them in the same manner
@@suf3799 Burr was referring to the killer whale called Tillikum, who killed two handlers and one visitor of several SeaWorld parks. Tillikum was transferred to a different park each time it killed someone, but they kept it as a show orca regardless of its behavior. The Catholic Church allegedly does the same thing with its priests and bishops: they molest little boys in one congregation, the crime then gets covered up by the Church and the priests are then placed somewhere else without repercussion.
She was being manipulative and he just walked all over her
He alphad the shit out of her
A woman being manipulative? You don't say
He's bulletproof, man
Exactly
It sounded she was trying to make it easy for him to defend himself, and wanted to agree with him.
The mere fact that Bill Burr showed up to this morning show is comedy in itself. You can just see in his face that he's having a shit time being awake this early. It's early morning and he looks run down already, he's slumping on the couch, his shirt's unbuttoned all the way down his chest, and he just can't keep the cynicism out of his mouth for 10 seconds.
I know it’s be soul crushing for him to do, but it brings me a rare level of joy to watch this kind of morning new interview happen.
“Look how yellow this couch is, it’s like the sun” HAHAHAH
hey pal love ur channel u should do a minecraft parody of when the jews had Jesus killed
Oh wow a simile
He's just steamrolling them at that point lol
The sun's not yellow😜
@@TheMikelynn99 oh God not Lahey😁
The male host was loving every moment of that interview
He's high asf
He's for sure coked
Anybody that high is loving every moment of life.
Naa not coke up just huge amounts of caffeine
Finally he can feel like a man! Instead of being a beta
1:01 the exact moment that bill decided the prey was weak
This was incredible 😂 he let loose. When he hit em with the, “oh look a yellow couch how sunny reminds me or morning” (or sumn like that) the look on their faces was priceless
He murdered the lady when he brought up the Catholic Church
Cyborg*
Crucify that hoe!
its a lady ... she dont know any better.. they all are like weed... smellls alright look good, but no grain of brain.... :D
i grew up with this show on as my mother yelled to “get ready”-a very Christian; Catholic area and the target dem isn’t USUALLY up for that talk in the morning. but that conveniently keeps us at low level thinking; ignoring facts, realities, and solutions.
I grew up catholic, Christian whatever. But I always wondered "Why do you need some kid or 3 of them to bring you your Costco sized Bible?" Retire! Or just don't be lazy
I mean she did poke the bear. He was trying to be friendly at first.
Dont you mean, she poked the Burr? Lol
@@guywithapewpew7721 😄😄😄
😂👍
Kind of like Norm when he was on The View and they grilled him because he flew on a plane with Bush Jr. Norm just started riffing, talking about how Clinton killed a guy, then all the hosts went into "Oh dear god!" mode. Just goes to show, when you are in the room with a comedian, they usually always win.
@@lewisvargrson 60% of the time, it works ALL the time hahaha
God this is so funny 😂 I’m just here dying!!! 🤣😂🤣😂
He made such a smooth and professional recovery by revisiting how "nice" the emotions of a morning show is.
The crew laughing in the background is always the best part, ultimate testament to how funny he is
Yeah, one dude could not hold it in on the catholic/whale joke 🤣😂🤣
Wait there wasn't even an audience? I thought there was like a live audience because there was always laughter and stuff in the Background 😂
@@eliasvonbrille Talk shows often have a tendency to edit laugher the audio, especially when there is no audience, or the audience is not laughing
@@theemptytrashcan5341 wrong buddy, there was no live audience, just the producers and backround staff laughing cuz bill burr is legendary
“Was that offensive to illiterate people?” OMG that was great thinking on his feet!
Charlie Rosenthal saw him live and it was insane how quick he was, improvising and handling hecklers
Trump does not approve! ..lol
@Albert Jackson So?
"Look how yellow this couch is" 🤣
"And you asked people about apples" is the funniest thing I've heard in a while ha
Interview woman - "did we manage to find a clip and clean it up?" Bill - "oh you found something? What is it the opening credits?" Hahahahaha
Haha no "opening song", but still hilarious
Jesus, I love this guy. “Like those killer whales at Sea World”.
One hell of an analogy. Gotta give him props haha
They knew exactly what he meant but of course they have to act like they don't to keep their jobs.
@@morrist8727 Idk man, my mind doesn't immediately go to from Rapist Priests to killer whales at Sea World. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
Tim McElroy First of all, they brought up him being disrespectful to the christian church referring to one of two jokes that he previously made. Then she is seen smirking and giggling to herself when he made that killer whale analogy. I know how these politically correct types operate, especially television hosts. Bill Burr decided to go with the analogy in the first place because he realizes he is on television, and they know it too. You need to learn to read between the lines. Not to mention that the scandals about priests isn't that unknown.
@@morrist8727 Lol sick dude
"Wow you found something, is this just the intro song" had me dying
Haha I love the constant interruptions 😂
that is the type of lady who takes a xanex the second she wakes up, drinks wine all afternoon then takes an ambien to go to sleep but is worried about "christian values"
That sounds like a good life to me. Reality fucking sucks.
Why not? The opiate of the masses is just another drug to escape reality. She's in her lane.
You're annoying. This is her job. She can't just say anything she wants.
You would do the same. People act all high and mighty but if you had a good job with a lot of money you would probably do and say what they want you to do and say
@bruse wayne stop trying to be special
The US needs more Bill Burr's and fewer "morning shows".
They probably have them to calm down crazy housewives or something
Bill burr has his own monday morning podcast. Its basicallt saturday night but with more fucks and cunts
Absolutely!
Sell this in a pic frame on Etsy and all the millennials will buy it
Perhaps a Bill Burr type morning shows would be good.
"look how yellow this cough is it's like the sun" haha I love how he just slips stuff in like hat
I wish all comics where like this absolute legend, I cry with laughter ever time I watch bill 👍
"look at how yellow this couch is, it's like the sun"
Such a burr Segway
People don’t realize how intelligent Bill Burr is. They think he’s a loose cannon but in reality he knows EXACTLY what to say.
@Jon Jones llllllllllllllll0llllllllllll
The dude is comedic genius.
"People don’t realize how intelligent Bill Burr is" - Speak for yourself.
@@Anvilshock Every clip he gets 5 to 10 million views and some are just interview's I think a lot of people think he's very intelligent 😆 lol.
@@luggerphilippe8409 That wasn't what I was referring to.
“Look how yellow this couch is, it’s like the sun” lmaoooooooo😭
Dude just roasted the shit out of this show like a legend.
Yeah, but they asked for it😁
They loved it. Who wouldn't?
Best episode that show ever had.
“I’m telling you you need to google!” How you know she has zero facts behind those claims
I know for a fact you get the majority of your information from googling it. Or watching some shit news source like CNN or Fox.
@@speci8745 Oh please it means no one actually gives a shit but some ignoramus wasting gods gift to bitch.
The way she got mad that she couldn't tell him who "they" are. Fucking bitch, even started shouting and then was laughing to shade it off.
@King Creedo what about the other 2 things I said? Everyone thinks the source of their information is totally accurate, and all others are bad. I bet most people google like once a day. Can I feed my dog this, or what does this word mean, how to do this, etc.
@Blue Sky maybe so. But Google isn't inaccurate, because you don't get your information from Google, you get it from websites and online news platforms that you reached via Google.
He handled this thoughtfuly and the example was hilarious 😂
this guy is awesome. best comic. even a boring morning show apperance is crack up material
How dare she say keep it positive when she's the one who brought up all that crap.
She wasn't prepared to debate on it lol. She probably just expected him to give in and say "I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend anyone"
Nick M. and she ended up saying sorry at the end
Nick M. She would’ve had to go home late if she got into a debate with Bill lol
Because muh vagina. She dumb, yo.
That's religious folks for you.
"why did I bring that up?" "why DID you bring that up... this is a morning show, its supposed to be an easy one..." xD he's so good
I seriously wish I was as quick-witted as Bill during debates.
Bill for president
I never get tired of this clip
My favorite is the dude on the left angrily going "You know what, technically..." followed by Bill Burr just ignoring him and continuing on his rant.
I love how he's entirely aware of the host's agenda to try and to stir up tabloid talk, and completely comadeer's the show. He shot down almost every single question and steered the conversation wherever he pleased. What a fucking master.
Aint she a Douche~.?? Yup.
Over these past few years I think he's gained my #1 spot of comedians, to be fair I haven't heard a ton I'm not that well versed in stand up, although I do really enjoy it, Mr. Burr just has a way with connecting to his audience I haven't gotten from other stand ups, I realize it's all ultimately subjective tho
He is vary under rated!!
She just had to bring up those poor oppressed christians or her fan base would get her fired.
@Doomzday831 No he's Not!🙄😒 LOTS of ppl know n enjoy his work!
“Like those killer whales that kill a trainer and then they move ‘em up to Seattle and don’t give them their background.” 💀
I don't understand this analogy...Can you tell me..
Once u do it’s so fucking funny 😂
@@ni333able In case you're serious, the Catholic church would move the pedophile priests around and not tell the new church what they had done. When it got too hot in the US, they'd move them to 3rd world countries.
@@hectorheck1353 deym. i didn't understand first. Thx, dude.
@@hectorheck1353 thank you for this explanation
“And you asked people about apples” That’s my favourite part of this entire interview. Reminds me of the Louis CK joke about Matt Damon writing that movie, and hedging his bets on that character liking apples.
That woman represents everything wrong about the world. Thank god her co host kept some self respect
She should google herself.
WHYY DONT YA GOOGLE YA SELF? WHY RESPON ON TWITTER?
Haha “was that offensive to illiterate people?” Haha
Haha
Haha
allahu akbar
Haha
Haha
“Look how yellow this couch is. It’s like the sun.” This quote belongs in a museum.
@@airgin3000 It's called conversation
he understands the reason why they use certain colors to evoke emotions out of viewers.
@@ibraheemmustafa3130 The sun's not a coward....
@@philopaterdaoud7493 I understood that reference 🤭
"I was in such a great mood. Look at how this couch is. It's like the sun" lol
Her fake smile and laugh is hilarious. Especially towards the end
That woman is insufferable. She’s the type of person to instigate and piss someone off really bad and then play stupid and Innocent when they get pissed off.
Bill Burr would slam her and she responded with a fake laugh, jeez if she has a husband I feel sorry for him lol. And in the outro she was trying to be charismatic about the interview "F is for Family on Netflix!" Like weren't you just trying to chop his head off multiple times in the interview???
A restrained Karen
Ratings, ratings, ratings.
Had an ex girlfriend like that, worst 5 years of my life.
you're describing most women.
"Yes and I wanted to talk to you about Jesus after this" lmfao
God i so love this man 😂 , “dont you think the church went a little bit too far” 😂
“You can’t bring up all those crimes” Had me dead
“Oh is that offensive to illiterate people” Bills the man
Scotty P "Yes, the show recieved a letter from one of your illiterate viewers telling us how offended he was"
You need to google it apparently per the lady
Bill immediately assessed the energy and recalibrated... Man, I didn't really know he was this good...
very high situational awareness...like spider man
Decades in the game.
With great power comes great responsibility
And he did it with great calm and wit rather than defensive and angry.
Yeah, he sort of stepped up after we lost George Carlin who was similarly witty. Not the kind of comedian who does jokes, so much as just wryly observes the absurdity of society
"Look how yellow this couch is, it's like the Sun" 😂😂😂😂
I love that he’s the guest, but he’s totally in control of this interview.
She had an agenda and definitely tried to go off tangent and draw him out for an attack a few times but he’s such a pro he deflects her every time. With humor too 😂
You noticed that too about her. She was definitely trying to inflame Bill and get him to react to her stupid questions. Also notice how she kept outshouting and talking over the guy with her who was asking questions of Bill. She's not a good interviewer. Too provocative with a big ego.
The woman host was launching her missiles early on in... "you went a little to far... being disrespectful to the Christian religion". Then Bill defends like a master and that hypocritical bitch says... "alright let's keep it positive".
Deflect??he delivered a counter fatal shot
@@nayannbg6314 lol that’s awesome
She’s that married woman that secretly enjoys sexual innuendos and flirting with other men
“Why respond?” “Because its fun” - Bill Burr 😆
Lol, this is so awesome. 😂
Bill is just amazing haha
01:38 you can hear the crew laughing behind the camera
Does anyone else wonder if the cameraman or woman, would make better interviewers? I think often the blue collar workers, deserve more credit.
And then when the guy says "I don't know what you're talking about", and Bill says "You do know", the lady then says "be positive!" lol
@@kylesexton3033 They do but then they won't get the job! You see all these moron propagandists on CNN,MSNBC and Fox news and you think these people are idiots! No they are not! They act like idiots because that is the reason they are hired in the first place.
@@kylesexton3033 they dont look good enough for TV. you need nice plump breasts and a head of healthy hair to gwt on the anchor team
@@kylesexton3033 it's because they aren't muppets
Bill is so quick-witted, his jokes go over their head.
They had to act dumb for the sunshine fluff show
Razi I bet your family relies on you for positivity,
Razi they’re a morning show not a joe rogan podcast lol of course they had to act dumb
Sea world? Huh? These people are so dense
If you work in true white collar business, it's the exact same...they get none of Bill's type of jokes...I have his same personality....crickets....they're all idiots.
They were ill prepared for Bill 🤣
That lady is what corporate executives are convinced people want by means of avoiding controversy but is, in reality, the reason cable has been slowly dying for over a decade.
"You need to google!" Aweful composure, you're not suppose to yell at your guest about a topic he has no knowledge on and then tell him to google it.
She said that because she had no answer. Probably because she is those people
I really wish he would’ve told the guy that he needs to google when he asked where his own guest is from. Unprofessional cunts
People say "google it" when they're cornered and have no clue how to respond.
@@whoisharo4689 or when the other guy is an informed cunt who spend most of his day on bullshit comedians videos
But she googleded...
I love how Bill just doesn't give a single fuck. "Who said that?" LOL
It’s the best way to respond when someone says “people are saying” “people have said” “i heard that” Heard from who? Who said it?
@ exactly. Because usually its not even true lol. The person saying "people said" is usually the culprit
Lol 🤣😂🤣 Bill put them in check 🤣🤣🤣
The funniest comedian today love this guy
I like seeing Bill happy and living his life laid back. Look at him, goin out, repeat suit, unbuttoned shirt like it was no biggie, man doesn't give a fuck. I admire that.
Zoologic21 hey bro you want to fall into a deep Rabbit Hole of f****** conspiracy s*** remember that interview he did on Conan and he talked about the Illuminati living under a big mountain real talk no bulshit on my suggested playlist it started suggesting videos of missing people 144 or 411 case check that s*** out bro
Wanna see someone who doesn't give af, watch Adam Sandler do an interview. Dude wears gym shorts and a t-shirt with holes and stains on it.
Danny Porras2 did you really censor your own comment? Lol how old are you, 12?
Fuck off
Ofri David doh geesus
Dude: You know they don’t even call it alphabet city anymore. Bill: Was it offensive to illiterate people.
that one killed me
That was hilarious!! 😂😂🤣 Bill is so quick off the cuff. Brilliant!
I died and came back from that one 😆
that's cause San Francisco is alphabet city now.
@@DanburyConnecticut 😆🤣😂😭👍
They ask for it... Bill just give it straight no filter hahaha
“By the way youre ripped” Ok?… These 2 are so off its hilarious 😂
He controlled the whole conversation, without them even knowing.😂 The ending is gold, he ignored her; then they ran out of time!
I think the male host could see what Burr was doing because I could see him sort of adjusting his approach to Burr.
Verbal judo
He shut her down every time, she would get louder and louder. Usually the loudest person in the room has nothing real to say, they just want to be part of the conversation and it seemed true in this interview
@@alexfenstermacher2714 The way she said YOU NEED TA GOOWGOWL really pissed me off
Whats so funny is this is the CALMEST video i’ve seen of Bill and he still shines and rants this woman but did in a way that was still very casual and polite
“Was that offensive to illiterate people” 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂
yeah that's Bill Burr all right!...what a great come back!
TheLasombra077 Me too. I laughed my ass off when he said that.
That was pretty quick and clever
When he told your ripped lol 😆 bill face lol
"F is for Family" is funny enough also what we said in the army 😂
"Some people are saying... " *TRANSLATION* "We think... "
I know, Fox News likes to cover liberals who are tended to be soft but deep down they, themselves are getting offended over the stupidest shit.
@@Andrew-tp9jb this isn't the Fox news channel...
This shows how fake and sneaky the media is. These people are rats, I love how Bill handles this. Media: "The only reason I bring this up is because 'some people' thought you went a little too far on the Christian jokes? Bill: Oh, really? Media: Yeah.. Bill: Who did? Media: .......... I'm telling you YOU NEED TO GOOGLE-- Yup. Pretty much sums it all up. RATS!!
"Did that offend the illiterate?" How can a man be so quick in his replie's hahaha. What a genius 👍😊
Replie's? Wtf? Replie's?
replies * why did you make a plural word possessive ... 🤨
Bill is just awesome. Love his style,
“and you ask people about apples” how did no one catch that 😂
"" Hey we found a clip of your show we can show..." "oh wow, is it just the intro song?"
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VIPKID Vault it’s the meme format bub
Lol fuck you beat me to it.
I'd fuck the Jesus out of the female host. She'd forget all the nonsensical bible stuff and would be freed from her religious shackles. Poor gal
I typed the same thing we all do think alike
Yeah, as laughable as the koran or torah.
"look at how yellow this couch is, its like the sun" lmfao
Imagine a news caster, someone who is supposed to report news with factual sources, telling you you need to google 🤦♂️
the joke on moving the whales/sharks around did not even get a proper smile ...., you gotta be corporate level soulless to react like that to that joke.
I mean... it was less of a joke and more of a great analogy
Hahahahaha
I'd guess they're terrified of losing their jobs
I didn't get it.
@@krakenmetzger Basically, when a priest or whatever molests children and gets found out, they claim justice will be served and they just transfer him to another church so he doesn't get in trouble.