If Trump Gets Unlimited Power He Won’t Be Giving It Up | George Santos Cashes In On Cameo
The former president doubled down on his assertion that he would only be a dictator on day one if elected again, and former Congressman George Santos already has a lucrative new career.
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A Presidential candidate joking about wanting to be a dictator is precisely as funny as the Pope making a priest and altar boy joke. Vote Blue 2024, and welcome back, Stephen!
He wasn't joking.
@@charlesstebbins7207 No he wasn't. And his alabaster Aryan followers giving him a standing ovation behind him in that clip clearly knew that.
The baby sitter joking about eating children.
So Trump is like Putin, a Crazy Wanna Be Dictator, Biden is like Netanyahu a Crazy Genocidal Zionist and those are the Choices the Corporate Oligarchs in the DNC and RNC are going to give us? I Give Up. Not Voting for either of them two Old Turds.
@@redneckshaman3099 You wanna bang pigs? Well whatever floats your boat, Farmer Bob. Just remember that bestiality is illegal in all but four States. Google it up before you did the nasty.
I remember “Proud Boys, stand back and stand by.” And I remember when they invaded the Capitol and Officer Siknik and others died violently.
Yes, and the audience that are clapping in the background need a shrink pretty quickly.
Drop in the ocean compared with the BLM riots.
@@paulmorgan5655you need help
Do you remember when he said to peacefully and patriotically protest?
"If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it." -Sen. Lindsey Graham (R) May 3, 2016....God that quote only gets better with time.
Then Graham went right back to kissing Trump's ass. Finding anyone in republican leadership with a spine is nearly impossible, anymore. Liz Cheney stood up for the truth and for America and was voted out of office for it. Mitch McConnell said that Trump was morally and practically responsible for the January 6th insurrection, then right back to kissing Trump's ass. These people are cowards, and willing to sell out America for votes.
Woman's intuition. He should have followed his instincts but greed took over 😢
even worse ! i don't you realize ? you must be a Maga supporter
The quote, perhaps, but Lindsey only got worse. He's so far in now that a 45 win in 2024 is his only way out. And why the turnaround? 45 has pics ... no, video of Lindsey and it's, like, goats in heels and black mesh stockings. Very young goats? IDK, it's got to be something hinky. Lindsey was a military lawyer. He understands the cases against 45.
sad yet extremly true
A US President is supposed to be IN SERVICE to the people, not a threat and domestic terrorist.
Don't be so hard on Biden. All the politicians are in it for themselves.
Yes, indeed.
Look back at 2016-2020. Where was Trump not in service? We now have a President who's only direct service to people, are people who aren't American. Is he servicing you by skyrocketing prices on everything? Where $20 worth of groceries in 2016 now costs $42 for the same groceries in just his administration? Trump also never called the opposing party "Domestic Terrorists" because their party represents different ideals that haven't even changed in the last 100 years. There's a reason Democrats now divide themselves into groups like "Classic Liberals", just to show how much the Democrat party has moved far left, away from the ideals of Democrats just 20 years ago. There's no Republican division on Republican principals. Still want small government, low taxes, safe streets and a secure border. The Democrat party of Bill Clinton and Obama/Biden, are two different parties.
Welcome to the United States of America, where "we fought fascism in WWII" is cope for the fact that we only fought countries that upset our balance of empires through invasions, and "fighting the bad guys" was just what our government (like in the UK and everywhere else) sold us to give our lives to the cause of imperialism. The fascists were our friends until they stepped on our toes. Europe, the UK and the US were cheering them on until they stepped on our toes. Fascism has never been our enemy. More often than not it has been our ally, the governments we put into power after coups etc, and our own government...and a pretty significant portion of our populace which, by the way, did a lot to inspire the fascists of Italy and Germany...which they actually said out loud. Look into Henry Ford's newspaper "The International Jew" to see just what kind of person he was (and then look into how Hitler said that it inspired him), and then understand that there were around 500 businesses involved in Auschwitz, including IBM, the business that actually organized the Holocaust as consenting partners to what was happening...including within the death camps themselves. Fascism is a "necessary evil" to defend capitalism from the rise of socialism according to famous capitalist theorist Ludwig von Mises (his cultists love to make excuses for that, but how he felt about fascism on its own isn't exactly important to how he felt about it relative to leftist movements that threatened capitalism), except that they've learned so much from the past that now the right AND moderates AND liberals are able to justify and support it against leftist movements more generally. The Republican party is a fascist party. They've been building up to the point where Trump was just the next step in their march. Now we're to the point where his rhetoric is acceptable to the right. Do you honestly think this wasn't a desirable outcome for Republicans? And what about Democrats? They've been shunning the left for so long that there is no significant left party or even branch of their party, so they've been ENABLING Republicans by not actually fighting them in any meaningful way. It's always lip service and "you should have voted harder" excuses when they don't get all the power. This is the product of a country that has leaned right for so long that it doesn't know what "left" means except relative to the farthest-right fringes. Plenty of people have written or spoken out about how this feels almost exactly like it did in Germany and Italy...but too many moderates and liberals dismiss it, or nod in agreement as they continue to fight for it to continue by not fighting AGAINST it. Because they're so invested in not allowing any meaningful changes to the systems that they profit/benefit from that they'll side with fascists rather than against them.
Trump is and always has been self centered and self serving. He has never had any intentions of serving America or the people. Only himself. Nothing has changed.
What happened to you America? You used to fight dictators, and now you are paving the way for one.
.... unfortunately It's just ugly America 🇺🇸
Everything went downhill after Gore was robbed of the presidency in 2000.
We have become the very thing we sought to destroy…
It’s terrifying !
You mean, when we weren't backing them. Like we did with Hussein and a whole mess of South American juntas.
“Power is not a means; it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.” ― George Orwell, 1984
He was spinejinglingly accurate.
Republicans saw that as a blueprint instead of a cautionary tale.
Even then Orwell was still just guessing. It seemed an accurate response to social relativism.
@@gamepapa1211 And they recognize how people feared the Party in 1984 and blame everything they don't like as if it were part of that, when they're secretly setting themselves up to become the Party.
If Liz Chaney doesn't get personal and ask, let me: How did you keep from blowing out your stitches with laughter?
Any presidential candidate even joking about wanting to be a dictator should be disqualified from running for president or holding political office ever again. Please Congress add this amendment to the constitution ASAP
Tephlon Don strikes again. He is proving our judicial system does not apply to some.
He never joked his followers said it was a joke lol
Yeah, I'm sure a dysfunctional and fascism-majority Congress will get right on that! Ugh...
@@Zalzany that's my point and it's actually even worse. His serious plan to become a dictator has been known that he'd want to become one for a long time. I was warning people back in 2015 he'd be pure EVIL
Can’t ban speech in the US.
Having to ask a former President and current Presidential candidate if he’s going to be a dictator is all you need to know.
Cool, so Trump is going to convert the entire military to his control? Interesting claim. Which dictators were installed without any military support? It's adorable that Americans think they came close to any kind of "insurrection" or "revolution" on Jan 6 - So cute 😂😂😂
Exactly!!
It couldn't have been made any clearer. Even more the reason to Vote Blue 💙💙💙 up and down the ballot.
Where did they find the pictures of Trump??? LOL
He was trying to frame it as “media lies,” and got egg on his face instead. 😂
What scares me more than Mar-A-Lardo and his dictatorship plans is the crowd behind him clapping and cheering him on.
Paid actors
Just like North Korea...
It's not what makes them jeer that bothers me. It's what makes them cheer.
Bingo. Don't forget that Trump is really just a useful idiot. There are some serious nefarious, gross puppetmasters that are using him, like Stephen Miller and Steven Bannon, as well as foreign governments using him to their ends. That's the real problem, and it doesn't go away even if we get rid of Trump. You can never be complacent on this.
So this is how liberty dies... With thunderous applause
We need to stop pretending the dictator thing is a joke like we don't remember his presidency.
It's the weirdest friggin' thing, isn't it? Like, I don't blame people for wanting to move past the dark times, but if we're facing round 2 of the same thing, maybe have a little memory, people! I've seen people practically turn and run from any news reminding us of 2016. Heck, even bringing up how I learned to bake during the pandemic is becoming quite the taboo subject. We're all swiftly becoming goldfish.
You're right everyone is warning us to believe what he says I believe in my heart trump will never be in a. Elected office ever God will make sure of it
😡STOP CHEERING LIZ CHENEY. WE JUST HAVE TWO ENEMIES. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE FORTITUDE TO STOP HIM OR THE REST OF HER PARTY PRIOR TO J6
@@danielgehring7437I think the issue is you're not going back far enough... like to 1950, or hell, even the Dark Ages. With cons, it's all about regression, regression, regression. Stuck in the past.
Trump will be the next Reagan. In the worst way.
The "poison and bile" joke was brilliant. Excellent timing.
That 'grabbing Ryan's privates' joke was superb. And the accompanying graphic was fantastic. Kudos to the writer who came up with that!
Trump's next term needs to be a prison term.
Lock him up already America.
@@sprig5173Working on it, it just takes to damn long to get through the courts.
Amen 🙏
Things Trump did while in office: Brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce. Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since his election. Has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower. Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. Greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever. exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties. Turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues. Turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges. Lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens. Fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations. Exposed world wide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families. Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone. Trump works for free, donates his salary to charity.
And THAT term will be longer than the term that he served as President.
"I know no one wants to hear too much about a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile, but unfortunately Donald Trump is in the news" It's great to have you back, Stephen.
He comes back swinging!
the "hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile" joke got me so good
"Every day is day one" is exactly what I've been thinking he would do. He would never give up power if he acquires it again.
dictator on day one is the political equivalent of "just the tip"
I will never forgive you for the mental image you just conjured in my mind... 😭
Well, I wouldn't put sexually assaulting the entire country passed him
even worse ! don't you realize ? you must be a Maga supporter
“We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means; it is an end.” ― George Orwell, 1984
Blues champion Justice because they're Strong. Reds chase Power because they have never known Strength.
George Santo...I'm really gonna miss those guys! Well written!
Welcome back, dear Stephan, you have been sorely missed… don’t overdo yourself! 🌟💖💫🙌🏽
Welcome back, Stephen! Hope your recovery is going well. Between the writer's strike, your COVID case and a ruptured appendix, we've missed you a lot this year!
yes indeed ❤
2023 hasn't been a good year for him. Hopefully 2024 will be much better for him.
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980As long as "good for him" doesn't include a Trump presidency, I agree.
Welcome back, with best wishes from Taiwan.
Another day, another Trump “sir” story…
How can military men sit there and listen to Trump say he was braver than them for how he defended sexual assault accusations?
Well, he WAS completely unarmed when he engaged Hillary in a battle of wits.
and military women
Very angrily.
Those military men who complimented Donald's bravery also fought with him on Cheeseburger Hill in Vietnam.
@@drd0114and the taking over of the airports by the Continental Army in the 1770s.
Peeing myself over your opener. 😂😂That one sentence is Emmy-worthy. Welcome back, glad you're feeling better
That description of the former imposter potus is SO perfect! Yes: FILLED with bile. And don't we all wish that we never had to hear about him again. SIGH. 🤦♀️
Welcome back Stephen. We're all glad you're recovering well.
The GOP is dead, this is now the MAGA Party
also called ANP (American Nazi Party)
Things Trump did while in office: Brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce. Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since his election. Has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower. Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. Greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever. exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties. Turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues. Turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges. Lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens. Fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations. Exposed world wide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families. Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone. Trump works for free, donates his salary to charity.
Sounds good, polls look like its already won.
Time for the real GOP to create a new party and leave the MAGA RINOs to fade away
Unfortunately there is no home for fiscal conservatives like me. I’m socially left but the debt and budget gaps scares the shit out of me. Especially with fundamentals like the infrastructure and funding teachers already poorly managed. What I mean is, you’re either a maga culture patriot idiot or in the blue. You’ll see with the republican primaries, no one will get any traction. No room for a different kind of conservative.
Missed you, Stephen. Glad you're doing better!
Some people LOVE a dictator. Until that dictator turns on THEM, and you can believe that is exactly what will happen.
Waaaaaaaa 🤣
@@Anonymous_world5000are you saying waaaa to people who DONT want a DICTATOR?
@@gail9566 What makes him a dictator? Tell me
Somebody needs a DICTIONARY....
@@RavancheII Waaaaaaaaa 🤣🤣
Knowing Trump, he definitely wants Day 1 to last at least a thousand years.
You're Reich... er... right.
So Trump is like Putin, a Crazy Wanna Be Dictator, Biden is like Netanyahu a Crazy Genocidal Zionist and those are the Choices the Corporate Oligarchs in the DNC and RNC are going to give us? I Give Up. Not Voting for either of them two Old Turds.
Like Groundhog Day.
Thankfully he won't be lasting that long!
That's why he keeps those two idiot sons.
We had trouble getting him out last time. Why does anyone think it a good idea to let him try again?
Because they don't care about anything except power.
It was a rhetorical question.@@davidstorrs
@@TKHaines No, I understood that it was rhetorical. I was agreeing with you by expansion.
It's not rhetorical, it's a fact that he wants to stay in power as a dictator. Did people forget the January sixth violent attack on our capitol and our constitution to overturn the election at Trump's direction. Did people forget that Trump refused a peaceful transition of power as every other president has done. Have people not been paying attention to his admitting that he will use the office of president for retribution. Keep this hate filled moron out of power. America depends on it.
Can't help noticing the efforts to mount a robust, comprehensive coup this time by pre-staffing all the critical jobs with trump-bots on Day-1! That vindictive orange wind-bag has shown us who he is; it would be utterly stupid to vote for him. America can't possibly be that stupid... 😮
So glad my man, Stephen, is OK and back to help us laugh while we cry over the state of our union.
Slides in “close the boarder” for cheers then goes back to crazy immediately.
Chris Hayes: He’s not running for another term. He’s running for life.
He's running from prison.
He meant Day 1 in biblical terms: on day 1, he toppled democracy, on day 2, he built the concentration camps, etc. It only takes 6 days plus a seventh day of unlimited golf.
I often compare him to that character. Which I promise you is NOT flattery, but a parallel to that dictator crap. Evil.
lmfao... ...you're a clever beast.
That's exactly what Trump meant for sure. Most definitely Voting Blue 💙💙💙 up and down the ballot.
Brilliant.
I can't understand America why they wanted to return the former president to office who is the most incompetent president the US had.
Trump has shown us, and continues to show us, exactly who he is. No nuance. Vote blue.
@@LumpyNutz I don't know probably something they put in store brand pop tarts is making you MAGAs even crazier than normal. Just get a job you can get real stuff, we get it you guys hate "inflation" because your EBT won't go up till next year, while every one else had their wages go up this year so its not that big of a deal lol
actually drumpf has always been an open book. What he is showing is who WE are, who the GOP is, who MAGA creeps are . . .
Stop the stupidity of the left . VOTE TRUMP 2024
Like, who among Stephen's audience (myself included) is NOT "voting Blue", really? Better to say "convince someone to switch to Blue", just to avoid complete nonsense. I come to the show for the cool guests and the occasional LoTR reference/scholarship. The monologue is often just cringy, over-the-top alarmist lib talk. In practice, that does not serve to bring anyone over to our side, if that is what we're trying to do when talking politics. If not, and if the aim is primarily entertainment, then I can think of many, many other topics with better entertainment value.
Thanks, I'm voting trump 🇺🇸😊
So glad you are OK. And SO glad to have you back. 😃 Take a peak at what Jimmy Kimmel did to ole George.
Welcome back Stephen. So glad you’re back and doing well. I don’t know how I’d survive in this insane world without you.
..toughen up then. Seriously. It's a slanted talk show. Try a friend, take a walk with a dog.
@@morbidmanmusicwhy are you here then? Maybe you need to use your time better.
@@morbidmanmusicAnd yet you have 100+ comments on this channel.
Things Trump did while in office: Brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce. Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since his election. Has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower. Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. Greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever. exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties. Turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues. Turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges. Lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens. Fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations. Exposed world wide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families. Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone. Trump works for free, donates his salary to charity.
@@morbidmanmusic Luther
Welcome back Stephen, a ruptured appendix can be nasty so we all hope you’re feeling better!!!
Appendicitis - not very funny. It almost killed Kevin Costner while he was filming Open Range...
Welcome back, Stephen 🎉 missed you
Missed you Stephen! Glad you are feeling better. I hope you know how much you are cherished. 💖
So glad you're back Stephen we missed you.
Definitely
I don't believe Kevin McCarthy ever had balls.
Mccarthy has bbs
It is really amazing to see Stephen Colbert back after being the hospital. It must've been scary but it is wonderful to see that he is healthy and doing better. Hope you stay safe, healthy and happy
Now that was worth waiting for, that segue from appendicitis to Trump was next level!! So happy to see you back Sir, reading your books at home is not an adequate substitute for my bracing shot of Colbert!
@1:13 Hannity: "You would never abuse power, as retribution against anybody"? Trump: "Except for DAY ONE"! The thing is, that, "DAY ONE" of his second presidency will never end!😳
I think a lot of people are glossing over the fact that, even if he does only keep it to 24 hours, uh, he's still admitting to wanting to abuse his powers. Like, he's basically calling for a one-man Purge.
@@danielgehring7437 You really going to trust the guy to keep his word?...the same guy that LIED more that 30,000 time during his presidency?🤔
@@danielgehring7437 But he's NOT saying for one day and as he'd, and quite literally, mind you, said that he'd both abuse the power of the office for retribution AND that he'd become a dictator "on day one"... The 'one day' bit is a complete misinterpretation.
@@d33j4ybf Oh, I know. The very idea that he gets any more days of power at all scares the living crap out of me. I'm just sayin', even if we take his comment at the best possible face value, take him entirely at his word... it's still an abomination to the values of the Constitution.
@@d33j4ybf Again, would you trust a megalo-mythomaniac[chronic habitual liar] that´s also a socio-psychopath🤪, with multiple, unaddressed or treated, psychiatric🤪 issues?...for any other job, this would be a disqualifier!🚫
Damn, I'm glad you're back, Stephen! Watching and listening to your take on the "news", is the only thing that keeps me sane!
Things Trump did while in office: Brokered two Middle East Peace Accords, something that 71 years of political intervention and endless war failed to produce. Secured $6 billion in NEW funding to fight the opioid epidemic. Created more than 400,000 manufacturing jobs since his election. Has not engaged us in a foreign war since Eisenhower. Protecting Americans from terrorists with the Travel Ban, upheld by Supreme Court. Greatest impact on the economy, bringing jobs, and lowering unemployment to the Black and Latino population of ANY other president. Ever. exposed the deep, widespread, and long-standing corruption in the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, and the Republican and Democratic parties. Turned NATO around and had them start paying their dues. Turned our relationship with the Chinese around, brought hundreds of business back to the US, and revived the economy. Accomplished the appointing of three Supreme Court Justices and close to 300 Federal Judges. Lowered your taxes, increased the standard deduction on your IRS return from $12,500 for Married Filing Joint to $24,400 and caused your stock market to move to record levels over 100 times, positively impacting the retirements of tens of millions of citizens. Fast-tracked the development of a COVID Vaccine - it will be available within weeks - we still don't have a vaccine for SARS, Bird Flu, Ebola, or a host of diseases that arose during previous administrations. Exposed world wide sex trafficking of minors and bringing children home to their families. Reformed the Medicare program to stop hospitals from overcharging low-income seniors on their drugs-saving seniors hundreds of millions of dollars this year alone. Trump works for free, donates his salary to charity.
The poster for "saving private Ryan" new version almost made me fall off my chair laughing. Looking at it a second time only showed more funny details. Great work!
I waited with much anticipation for Stephen to return and say Good-Bye to George Santos 🤣🤣
A would be president saying he's joking about wanting to be a dictator is no joke.
He never actually says he is joking though he never actually denies this stuff when corned he double downs every time its people who want him to do it saying he is joking lol
He's the joke that went way too far.
@@Zalzanythe problem is his base knows exactly what he's saying.
That said, he's not the first to do so: George W Bush also laughingly commented one day that "This would be easier if I were a dictator."
even worse ! i don't you realize ? you must be a Maga supporter
A dictator on day one but a dick on all other days. Got it.
just day won. It will be known as the greatest of all days unless you're not a supporter a perceived enemy a person who they say didn't vote for the orange douche
And also a dictator on all other days.
And a dick on day one.
A tater on all the other days.
Change it to "A dicktator on all days" & it will be more accurate.
the guy asks him " ...are you going to abuse the system...?" and trump answers him YES I AM !
Love the laughs! It’s a break from the horror we are living through EVERYDAY…💙💙💙
You and your writers have outdone yourselves this time!
Exactly!
Donnie chickened-out on testifying today because he knows he can't make chicken salad from chicken sh!t...
I was really hoping his attorney would release his gag order but then I realized she might really like the thoughts of him voluntarily remaining gagged with no order to do so
Glad to have you back happy and healthy Stephen!
Not so sure about healthy, I think TDS has sent him over the edge.
All the way from Tanzania, East Africa. We missed you, Stephen. Glad you are back.
Thrilled to have Colbert back!!!
So good to have Colbert back!
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone -- *so* *thankful* *you're* *well* Mr. Colbert 💚💙💜
Good to have you back Mr. Colbert... We thought we had lost you.
I like how no one laughed at the Glacier bit, because it's not actually funny, it's goddamned terrifying, and all too real.
Trump is dangerous for the entire planet. The guy wanted to nuke a hurricane to “blow it out like a candle”, he is the perfect example of the dunning Kruger effect.
The notion that detonating a nuclear bomb over the eye of a hurricane could be used to counteract convection currents dates to the Eisenhower era, when it was floated by a government scientist. The idea keeps resurfacing in the public even though scientists agree it won't work. Added bot context.
Stupid is as stupid does. Dumb as a box of rocks.
@@edmondnoir6191 / Plus, you know, the radiation everywhere kind of puts a damper on living conditions here on Earth.
Let’s give an insane dictator the key to the worlds largest new clear aresenal. What could go wrong?
@@edmondnoir6191 if brute force isn’t working then you simply aren’t using enough.
Do the right thing America. The world needs you back and we're all a little scared of you.
We are worried, too. Trump is a danger to everyone, especially America.
Trump 2024 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@@Anonymous_world5000 For prison. Trump is facing 91 criminal charges. Only a fool would vote for him.
even worse ! i don't you realize ? you must be a Maga supporter@@MikeBrown-ex9nh
So incredibly happy to see you are back and well!
He’s baaaaack! Good monologue Mr Colbert😆
LIFE is so much easier with Stephen Colbert on TV at night. He makes the madness so much easier to take. Thank you Stephen, we NEED you!
Oh Yes We Do
I share your sentiment! 💚
Enjoy while u can he’s always on vacation
@@momezzy8864A burst appendix is anything but a vacation.
I actually lol’d a few times during the monologue which is a minor miracle 😊
We miss you, Stephen!!! We’re so happy you’re better! ❤
Kudos to Stephen's team of writers. Just the best!
Sorry but no. Kimmels writers are better.
@@mudshark6782 I would argue that both Oliver's and the Daily Show's writers are better than either of those in terms of "late-night-style" talk programs. Colbert's writing team has a few stars (Brian Stack comes to mind), but I think Colbert and Kimmel are generally pretty comparable in terms of overall quality and effect. Kimmel's forte tends to be more about mass appeal and simplicity (with a dash of pop-culture guilty pleasure trashiness) while Colbert's style is more akin to the kind of political satire he helped pioneer on Comedy Central. They both have their merits, and it really depends on what kind of comedy you're looking for: something that is silly and easy to digest (Kimmel) or someone who can be more subtle and biting, but who forces to you think a little bit more to get the full nuance of the joke (Colbert). This distinction can also be borne out by the types of guests they tend to interview for those portions of each respective show.
"Gary the glacier ..." omg: that was ... cold!!
That's really funny,no glacier, just Ocean, a melted glacier, yes, as Donald says, global warming is a hoax. , Love you Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🌵 yes I keep on keeping on proud to be an American
THANK GOD STEPHEN IS BACK! I was worried about him.
"a hunk of dead intestine filled with poison and bile" that's the best description of the former guy I've heard.
So happy you are better Stephen. Welcome back. You had us worried.
VOTE like your SAVING our country from Dictatorship 🤬💙🗳💙
Stephen Colbert has had the worst luck this year with the writer's strike, getting COVID again, and now a ruptured appendix.
2023 hasn't been a good year hopefully 2024 will be better.
Much love Stephen and welcome back! We missed you dearly.
I need to know who wrote the "Grabbing Ryan's Privates" joke. So good.
You're on fire tonight, Stephen!!!! Bravo!!!! 👏👍😁😅🤣😂😭💯❗
Welcome back! I'm so happy you made a full recovery Stephen! Don't overdo it! We need you to keep telling it like it is!
Just dropped by to point out what a fantastic show this one was. I guess nothing can kickstart creativity like a rising risk of dictatorship!
OMG, your opening line was PERFECT!
In the last weeks, all talk show hosts commented on the dictator thing and George Santos. Your jokes were the best. Good to have you back.
Glorious day! He's back! 🙌🫶
Welcome back Stephen, out of excuses now, had the strike, covid, appendix, and you can't say your dog ate the dialogue 😁
Yay, welcome back Colbert. We love you. 💙
Glad you are okay Stephen. 😊😊😊 get better and take it easy
For years now I’ve had this “What’s the WORST that can happen” attitude and now… and away we go…
"Only a dictator on day 1, then you can call me Führer"
Great to see you back blessings Stephen love from Queensland Australia
Maybe this is why The Traffic Cone of Treason's "big beautiful healthcare plan" is always "coming in two months" since 2017: he truly believed that Day One will last an entire lifetime.
Glad you’re healthy and back to make me laugh❤
"Only on Day One!" Is this actually the FIRST true statement Trump has ever told us!
He outdid himself tonight. Lots of LOLs.
You know, you’d think people would take offense at trumps ego. No military personnel should ever forgive trump for lying about some imaginary general saying trump did the bravest thing he ever saw by debating Hillary. Utter nonsense.
No US citizen should forgive Biden for shaking hands with imaginary people on stage either😂😂😂
@@jjp3445 your whataboutism is pathetic , honestly
@@jjp3445 or altered footage. Be cynical, on things either side might do. But there are too many old folks in power. McConnell and his gapping out should be a sign he's on medical leave, leaving politics! Ba-Doom tsh! Old age flubs are one thing ( and easily made), but the self aggrandizing babble that comes out of drumpf's is worrisome and insults people like your military you profess to care about.
@@jjp3445 Nor Trump for needing help walking down a ramp or drinking a glass of water with two hands or pointing out that the word ‘us’ is spelled ‘us’. lol get a grip. Trump is in worse cognitive shape than ByeDon.
No, instead you want people to trust the democrats who are selling out America through taking bribes and then Biden leaving billions worth of special U.S. military weapons in Afghanistan that had high tech top secrets built in them that the Russians and Chinese didn't have yet and he just gave it to them! I trust Trump over these corrupt democrats running things. And why does it happen that every time a democrat gets in office they show weakness to the world. Then the communist counties like China and Russia start talking over the smaller countries and we end up in proxy wars. Then the next republican president shows strength as a nation and has to clean up the mess.
Welcome back sir, you've been missed. I have to say that you have certainly come into your own as the top late show host ever. Whoever is writing for you needs a raise, even if it's you. Keep on keeping on.
A general came up to me, a big general, vurry vurry fantastic general, tears in his eyes, saying "sir your bravery dismissing sexual assault dwarfs any bravery I've seen on any battlefield "
Easy to say that the world missed your show, welcome back to the writers and to you. Merci. 🇫🇷❤️🇺🇲
A potential President joking about trashing the Constitution on the very day he swears an oath to uphold it is as funny as your babysitter joking she lost the last child she cared for at the mall.
He wasn't joking.
He isn’t joking
His attorney swears he never defended it and I totally believe that
So Trump is like Putin, a Crazy Wanna Be Dictator, Biden is like Netanyahu a Crazy Genocidal Zionist and those are the Choices the Corporate Oligarchs in the DNC and RNC are going to give us? I Give Up. Not Voting for either of them two Old Turds.
Remember malls? Ah, the nostalgia.
It's so good so see you back healthy ❤ I missed you and the show 3000 when you were off. So glad you're fine❤
Always BRILLIANT Stephen, thank you!
"The Beauty Doesn't Matter Contest" was worth the three week wait.
Didn't Trump say he should get additional years added to his first term? So being dictator for a day will be enough. Sure....
he said his term shouldn't count because of the FBI investigating him and creating turbulence in his approach with the media and the populace at large. He felt as if he wasn't actually allowed to do his job because someone might know what he is actually doing? Lol public figures have no privacy i mean come on!
Day 2 would be "everybody loves me as a dictator, I'm sticking around forever".
@@charlesmitchell9690precisely & why exactly was he interrupted so much. It’s obvious & clear as day why he had so much opposition. #wwg1wgaworldwide
Nothing would surprise me, however, anything that gave Trump additional power or an extended term would require the Constitution to be amended, you can't do that as a decree, no matter how much of a 'dictator' you want to be - the Constitution prevents that unless it's amended and THAT can't be done by decree either. There is only one way to amend the Constitution, and no single person, even the President, has the power to do it, it requires a 2/3 majority in support of the amendment in BOTH houses AND ratification by enough of the states. It's not easy or the 2nd Amendment would have been removed already.
@@sprig5173 Its more he declares himself king at end of day 1, and he is monarch rest of his life lol