Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. Meanwhile, Scout stops insulting Spy long enough to ask him an embarrassing favor; the Administrator's clerical assistant/cleaner/murder expert Miss Pauling races to bury some incriminating bodies; and Soldier makes a new metal friend.
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I don’t know what Demoman did during those three days he thought were his last, but I guarantee that he doesn’t know either.
The Pip heavy drinking, like he does everyday
Donald Donahue Yea, that’s the joke
what did sniper do hmmmmm
bahahahahahahaha
@@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204 piss in jars all day
"But you're good with ladies. Ones that can smell good, and can... read," Incredibly high bar here.
4 of the mercenaries can’t read he’s probably one of them
@@brodyatkinson1960 I don't think there's anything "probable" about it.
I hate that I find this funny
Then explain this section : 7:18
@@crystalhourie3973 "Dinner." "D" "i" "n" "n" "e" "r". We don't hear what's being said. He could be saying anything.
Emesis Blu: Horrors beyond a man’s comprehension Emesis Red:
I TELEPORTED BREAD
Emesis Classic: Basically their role in the comics
Tommy VERCITTI: hero’s of vice city TF2: weak mercenary
SEDUCE ME!
What?@@pedro33226
1:10 I love the detail on how the keypad for red also has the 1 worn out. Which means both teams number is 1,1,1,1
Bruh how do find this thigns
It means that soldier is an idiot on both teams. In meet the spy, soldier tries to open the door with the code 1111 but it doesn't open, prompting heavy to bust down the door himself.
@@ChargedBonsai98 you might be surprised to learn that in meet the spy after soldier types 1 1 1 1 in the keypad you hear a door open sound so it is 1 1 1 1, heavy was just overreacting
And its on 1:11
@@thachnguyen6859hm.. 1!
"We cannot teleport bread anymore!" Soldier managed to correctly deduce the problem in under 5 seconds and this would have never happened if Engineer didn't fill his head with ideas
Well, scout got a successful date out of it
R.I.P soldier we will miss you
@@AuVeI will like cs you are good in the game
@@bananaman969 what do you mean?
Mr. facelesss they’ve had to much BONK! Atomic Punch, ignore them
“This is a bucket” *”Dear g o d”* “There’s more..” *”No”*
RIP Rick may
:(
It contains a bucket.
You copied it
@@H4nd1ess D E A R G O D :O
red bread redemption
LMAO
You erned my respect, my friend.
And probably Rick's respect.
The part 2?
This is strangely wholesome when you realize Spy did all that training just to get his son to be himself and confident
I thought the same thing when I watched it :) Spy cares for scout way more than he’d EVER admit out loud
I also like to think that the little smirk at 8:40 is him laughing like “oh this should be good” but also “you’re taking matters into you’re own hands. I’m so proud.”
And notice around 5:05, spy took note of Scout actually picking something up from all the training, despite being a “failure”
When you realize this is basically a video about a son asking his dad for dating advice.
@I stopped the Cart dear god
Red Spy is boinking Blu Scout's mom, not Red Scout
Paulunatr I was referencing the comics.
@@surimonizarro9791 There's more.
@@igbinedion6410 No!
I like how when soldier thinks they can’t teleport bread anymore his first instinct is to slam scout on a table and punch him
W H Y D O Y O U L I K E T H A T
Reasonable reaction
Nicky Davis It funy
S T O P S C O U T A B U S E
Nicky Davis *punches scout*
fun fact: at 1:57 when medic splits the bread in half, scout does the same jump as in "meet the spy" when soldier shoots spy's head off.
*spy blue dies for soldier* Scout:WOW WOW WOW??? Soldier:¿What? Is official, it's red spy...
Isn't that the scaredy cat emote
@@-RandomStranger- yeah i couldn't remember the name of it
@@-RandomStranger-before the taunt was out
spy learned from that and used this knowledge to successfully act like blu scout
I love how at 12:24, Soilder does not care at all what monstrosity he has created.
I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!
xD@@JJJX668
If you didn't teleport bread before, you can't understand this joy Soldier is having right there. When the bread reaches that location you chose, all the bad and sadness the world has disappears for a moment. You feel safe and happy for a few minutes, or until the bread kills you.
He sound like Deadpool lol
@@alial3437 man teleport bread, man happy
Well the Engineer did tell the soldier, “you can teleport as much bread as you like”. So he did
“Oh I did ok”
thats.. the joke
Ivan14XYU he teleported BREAD, they thought that when they teleported themselves, they where getting tumors.
Yes. That IS the joke
Not only that, but the first thing soldier says about the tumours is “we cannot teleport bread anymore!” which engineer corrects him on. So soldier was right from the start.
I just realized Soldier came to the correct conclusion at the start, “we cannot teleport bread anymore,” not that they’re dying like the Medic and Engineer thought.
OMG that is a very good catch!
Sometimes the simple answers are the best ones
Occam's razor.@@elchecho1806
and then engineer responds with "you can teleport as much bread as you like" which soldier took as an ORDER to teleport as MUCH as possible, which he did do
@@JaxontheOkayYou and I, and maybe others, may have experienced a Mandela Effect, because that's what I remember him saying too, but when I rewatched it, he said "You teleport as much bread as you like." There was no "can". So yeah, apparently it was indeed an order.
Love how at 1:25 Spy makes a joke. Then Scout tells him to go to hell. But as soon as spy is out of hearing range, scout laughs at spys joke. The dynamic of spy and scout being both rivals, father and son, co-workers, (somewhat) friends, and Horible people is amazingly entertaining to watch.
i love to think that scouts little chuckle was an actual chuckle from his voice actor
10:25 I love how Soldier question wasn’t even a question
And engineer was asking the questions
"Let's see... we all use the teleporter, let's say, *6 times a day, times 4 years, minus we're not bread...* yes. 3 days. We all have three days to live." No wonder how medic lost his medical license.
I bet heavy is smarter than medic, just that heavy likes to be stupid.
he never had it :/
@@scunthorpe5513 According to the canon, Misha (A.K.A Heavy) have a PhD on Russian Literature. So technically the Heavy is more doctor than the actual Medic. Ironic,Right?
@@alexandergreene461 in the meet the medic medic says in the beginning "and anyways, that's how I lost my medical liscence."
Alexander Greene He DID have a medical license, so he had to have had a degree at some point
Who else wants a TF2 show like this?!
EVERYONEEEE
+Simone Galesloot but we can't. Let's face it: They have to come up with ideas. Get the Voice Actors to..well voice, Render stuff, Etc etc. They COULD do it, but they can't.
+Fireboy I know, but it would be so cool.
+Simone Galesloot yep
+Fireboy dude they could do it there are animated shows and sometimes they need new actors and tf2 is the same voice so they could it
Whoever made these is a rare and long extinct breed of animator. The quality, the lines, the story is insane for basically a financially unnecessary project like this. I wholeheartedly believe the team behind tf2 is comprised of some of the most talented, fearless and creative minds to ever grace the gaming scene.
It was planned to become a full show at adult swim,but Valve took too long (as always) and Adult swim canceled it
@@-RandomStranger- ive seen this a lot but is there a source
@@duckonaroll1913 "the source is that I made it the f#ck up"
@@duckonaroll1913I think VNN talked about it, look him up talking about the TF2 show
For a project like this I’d assume they had individual people doing the story and script separate from the animators.
8:39 I love how you can tell spy is doing his best not to smile more than he already is. Like he's proud of his son for finally deciding to just be himself when going on a date. I've seen this so many times and I only just noticed this detail.
No he’s trying his best to not laugh
@@NormalGuy985 nahh I don’t think so, he encouraged him to go by pointing at the watch
@@cowskii I’m pretty sure he was just mocking him by saying “you don’t have time for insults”
@@NormalGuy985 yeah, but by doing that he is also encouraging him to go by saying there isn't much time.
It is a canon fact that Demo can play piano and Sniper can play the sax.. Im living
Isn’t there a taunt where sniper plays the saxx
@@kms6647 yea there is
Dont forget that Soldier can play trombone
The sniper can also play the didgeridoo
And yet demo can't play the bagpipes because "iT dOeSn'T fIt HiS cHaRaCtEr"
Valve: *TF2 Source Code gets leaked* TF2 Community: “gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.”
Wait what lol?
Asher E yeah, the TF2 Source codes were leaked and it’s unsafe to play, but the TF2 twitter says it’s fine so idk
@@ParkerSav wow that's crazy I had no idea, at least it's safe to play tho
Asher E yeah but the fact that this happened only a few days after Rick May died hit the community pretty hard, mostly because Valve still hasn’t said anything about Rick
Is now safe lads
starting at 8:35, if you look closely you can see that the spy is trying VERY HARD to not smiling when Scout says he's gonna put the date himself around 8:39
: ]
It's either cause scouts his son and his proud or his trying not to laugh
That's literally the point, everyone noticed this.
@@Gaelic-Spirit my comment is for people who still don't know the lore and just plays tf2
I love how in the beginning the three loudest classes went on a stealth mission, scout can't shut up, soldier is very loud, and heavy's minigun reved up makes a lot of noise
And Ms. Pauling still says "And nobody saw you?". Like come on, they're the 3 loudest classes!
I love how random soldiers emotions are. He literally strangles scout out of anger for no longer being able to teleport bread.
@Reagan Bagwell WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT
How much?
Soldier probably suffers psychosis and bipolar disorder, among other mental illnesses.
Quiver 5 maybe. The important thing is that HE CANT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!
And for seeing a BUCET
"So were fine as long as nobody teleports any bread." "Question." *Top 10 Moments Before Disaster*
Watch out for Doctor Coomer, they're looking for all of you
"We are gonna live forever" STOP MY CRYY
What’s your question Soldier?
I teleported bred
What?
4:21 Soldier: you did not read mine. Spy:does it say you want the bucket Soldier: yes. The best lines in gaming history’s.
xd
Soldier moments that I love 0:35 Soldier being visibly proud of himself because he’s smiling and holding the briefcase 1:53 Soldier is immediately fascinated by the bread and wants it, but then is disappointed when Medic takes it out of his reach 2:07 Soldier takes out his anger on scout because scout seems to be the weakest of the team and soldier knows he can’t do anything 2:15 Soldier smiling the second he hears engie say “you can teleport as much bread as you like” 2:43 Soldier starts counting his fingers after hearing Medic say that they have 3 days to live 3:02 Soldier being immediately interested and confused when spy says “this…is a bucket.” 3:23 Soldier looking at spy and trying to understand what he’s saying 3:37 Soldier being slightly spooked when spy’s hand goes towards him 4:21 Soldier raising his voice so spy can hear him saying “you did not read mine” because he wants the bucket 4:25 Soldier grabbing the bucket fast and protecting it like it’s his child 4:32 Soldier visibly enjoying his time with his bucket, then tries to cover it when he sees Medic and engie passing by 4:39 Soldier looking at a piece of bread, then getting the best idea in the world (teleport nothing but bread for 3 days) 10:02 Soldier either being happy for scout or thinking scout is a complete idiot 10:17 Soldier trying to get the breads attention by tapping on the glass, showing how much he likes it 10:29 “I teleported bread” “what.” “You told me to.” “How.. much..?” “I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.” 10:37 Soldier tries to go for the bread, engie tries to stop him, but medic grabs him before anybody can do anything 12:26 Soldier laughs and says “I TELEPORTED BREAD!” while he gets dragged away 14:10 “Good news! We’re not dying! We are going to live forever!” 14:24 Soldier being happy for scout again, then confused, then back to happy Bonus moment(not soldier related) 14:39 “Friday I have to kill someone who presses a briefcase alar- oh wait, you’ll already be there for that one”
real
I like to think soldier grabs scout only because scouts is standing next to him
Valve: "This is an update." TF2: *_"DEAR GOD!"_* Valve: "There's more." TF2: *_"NOOO!..."_*
Anti download system: *oh no you dont*
Scratch that. Valve: "This is an update." TF2: *_DEAR GOD!"_* Valve: "There's more." TF2: *_"YEEEESS!!"_*
@@ggibby0450 no i think op was right
Good comment very nice
This was just fun that they added the crate
Ok yeah Spy is a great dad in this but MAD shout out to the Medic and Engineer for spending their last hours trying to figure out a cure/solution
Alan Arns or they were just bored.
@@imabird1566 one or the other
I honestly would not be surprised if Engineer had fears that they were gestating these tumours but understood that Medic had no idea when they were going to be terminal and was just fucking around. Spy got it too after a moment of shock. Heavy's too stoic to express concern either way so it's hard to tell. Scout and Soldier, however, were fully convinced because they're idiots. You really think Tavish would spend his last days pissing around in some dump in New Mexico drinking to pass the time instead of going back to his mother? Spy's Last Wish bit and later teaching Scout to woo was just making the most of an extremely boring situation. There are so many more important things Spy could, and would, be doing if he truly believed he had three days to live. As for Pyro and Sniper... Pyro, who fucking knows. And if Sniper believed it, he didn't care either way. This might have been after his parents passed away, and he wasn't on good terms with them to begin with even if they were alive to visit in his last three days. It's ALSO plausible that he just holds himself to such a high professionalism that he refused to abandon his job to say goodbye to his mum and dad even in the face of A, death in three days and B, being fucking bored waiting to die while on the job.
@@furiousfinch1587 what about demoman?
@@hitspacebar4327 read it again he just talked about demo
1:50 I swear I notice something new every time I come back but I never noticed how genuinely interested Soldier is at the fact they can teleport bread. He even gestures Medic to give him the loaf by trying to reach for it
I can't believe that they didn't make this a series it would've been so good.
They were going to. They made the pilot too big and wouldn't compromise making it smaller, if they tried now they could just make it a netflix or amazon series and make every episode as long or short as they want.
“This is a bucket” “dear god...” “There’s more-“ “Nooo....”
RIP Rick . . .
Just the best exchange
Splatoon be like
Holy hell how did I get 1.1k likes? I literally just quoted two people. How the hell do I have 1.1k likes?!
Ice L you chose the right source material 👍
I feel for the spy. He honestly tried to bring the boys together to help everyone through their final days and nobody actually cared.
Also, it prooves that he actualy does care about his team mates even tho he acts rude most of the time
they're mercenaries. Mercs dont get respect like soldiers who sacrifice themselves for their country. But its also an adult cartoon meant to be funny.
Then even though it was scout that ruined his plan to help everyone through it he used what he thought was his final hours to try and help scout with his final wish.
@@katonnor well, He is scout's father.
@@yoshibutkagekira7899 true but it still is proof he cared about scout
"And here you have drawn me having sexual congress with the Eiffel Tower...." Love the way Spy delivers that line. Like even though he was clearly annoyed he also wasnt the least bit surprised at all.
7:18 ok Spy’s smile here is such a nice detail bc even though he acts cold he really does care for his teammates, as seen earlier when he tries to help everyone get over the fact that they’re dying in 70 hours, *and* he’s willing to help his son with his final wish. Sure, Scout is an idiot and an asshole, but he’s shown that he’s willing to learn, even going to Spy of all people to ask for help. And after all the jokes and slap and yelling and shenanigans, Spy is proud of Scout trying to be less of an idiot and asshole.
The best dad
So we're all going to be fine, as long as no one leaks any of our source code Question? I have leaked the source code How. Much? I have done nothing but leak the source code for 3 days.
WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LEAKING IT?
Octo Daddy EVERYWHERE
He used the number 3. Half 3 and Portal 3
Connor Raab and TF3
I shall return after 3 months
I love how everyone just accepts that they're going to die in three days. Edit: to clarify, I mean how no one questions the logic of them dying of cancer despite none of them showing any symptoms.
Pure chads
Yeah nobody even thinks about it twice, but i guess they're used to stuff like this.
its an inevitable death what can you do
Well, the Doctor and Engineer did seem to try ways to prevent it
They are getting used to it
“Good news,we’re not dying! We’re gonna live forever!” Has a way bigger meaning now
Rest in piece Rick May
11:59 When you realise the Bazaar Bargain's sound was meant for the default rifle
It's literally his dad giving him a lesson on girls. Lucky.
no girls, ladies
@Kriminty #7878 Well yes but actually no. To keep normalcy in the team, Scout was told that his father is Tom Jones. In the comics, Scout was close to death, so Spy (his canonical father) disguised as Tom Jones, declaring he was infact his father. He did this while disguised as Tom Jones for unknown reasons. Also in the comics, Heavy refered to his father as "disapearing often" (Invis Watch), when canonicly Tom Jones is dead. Scout knows this, claiming that his father doesn't disapear, and that he's dead. Futher adding to the list of reasons why Spy is Scout's father. Specificly Red Spy is Blu Scout's father, as in Meet The Spy, it is referenced that Scout's Mother is in a relationship with The Red Spy.
OW 😂😂😂 this hurts cuz it’s true
@@jonathansmithers2763 what about red scout tho?
Prob the blue's spy son
Soldier: “Good news, we’re not dying! We are going to live forever!” You’re right, Soldier. You’re going to live forever, in our hearts. RIP
Yeah, this fucking virus is taking everything from us....even our pure-blooded American
@@b.m.1106 I think he died more of cancer than covid 19. Rip nonetheless
“I didn’t say that!”
Now he's free to teleport as much bread as he likes
He beat cancer and a heart attack but this is what kills him. Damn.
6:46 I already know for a fact TONS of people have pulled this scene out of context 😂
Is litteraly 2023
"We have the resources, the will, to make these hours count!" *spy literally relaxes reading a magazine and smoking 2 minutes later*
Actually 12 hours later
I meant the video time lol
After having my soul crushed despite an inspiring speech, I'd rather just sit in my room jerking off and telling everyone to fuck off.
@@MechWarrior894 someone help, I'm dying and I can't seem to keep a steady sperm supply for each and every video ever posted on pornhub
*I TELEPORTED BREAD*
"Go to hell, Spy." "I'll see you all in hell" Very clever
Spencer Genovese classic spy
there's a ton of little foreshadowing in this short. Scout talking about ladies with their glasses a little crooked, and then 13:41
Lovofofo I mean there’s even more foreshadowing with Medic at the start. His “deduction” of their time limit was clearly bull once he factored in them not being bread, and the fact that they used the teleporter for years. The issue was pretty obviously just the bread when you take that into account.
666 likes cool
@@SlySwine58 not anymore uwu
Scout: This never leaves this room. What he said: *Leaves the room less than a minute later.*
"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days." -Soldier from Team Fortress 2
K.
why do you sign every comment
@@talfi It makes me happy.
Where, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
@@hankgaming3 To your mother, because she's a lovely woman.
Overwatch: Heros never die! Team Fortress 2: gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
lol
Yeah, They Are Probability The Worst People Ever In The Line Of Shooter Classes *Eddit* (any new readers, read the clarification comment before calling me a bitch, im just bad at English not some 12YO edge lord)
@@worstspytf2824 excuse me
Cute Giratina excuse us
@@qulipz5967 C O M M U N I S M
These voice actors are actually incredible
Matt Broder because the people who voiced them are the real voice actors
all of those has same voice actors as in game, except medic and soldier (soldier in the end)
That's the Medic's voice actor.
last time i checked They got Nolan North to do the engineer's voice when the real Engineer voice actor was unavailable
These guys voiced for Piemations "Meet the amazing" series, right?
Years later this still is amazingly funny
Real
Good old days of 2014.
I love the voice crack of the soldier when he says : "I TELEPORTED BREAD"
I'd watch this as a TV series.
It should run as a series on Adult Swim.
yeah right
+The Chaos Dragoness more likely
+The Chaos Dragoness that would be awesome
You sir are a visionary!
Everyone’s worst fear is not being able to teleport bread
Jackson Roberts you have a point
Naaa you hear medic when he explaining about how long they all have until they die... "Minus where not bread."
But that god damn bucket
understanable really
"I have done nothing except teleport bread for 3 days"
We needed about a hundred more films like this.
Valve would have just stop after they made the second one.
14:43 i love how pyro is playing with his cute little bread
"seduce me." "you?" "seduce me." "what spy I ain't gonna.." "SEDUCE ME"
Kind of weird asking your son to seduce you, ngl
@@ConnorRK-nk8rg Imagine Scout's mom saying "Seduce me" on scout
@@mastertang4200 r/cursedcomments
*MUFFLED AHEGAO NOISES*
Once ya know there father and son. You can’t look at it the same
The video when I'm alone: "This is a bucket." The video when parents walk by: "SEDUCE ME!!!!!"
Everybody gangster till Spy tells his son to seduce him
@weegeepie polish there's more
@@BigBadBloss No...
@@-cosmiclown- that's his son?
Cookie Cake ye
4:20 "You did not read mine" "Does it say you want the bucke-" "Yes"
Yeah I would do that
Soldier: *teleports bread* Bread monster: *"ola"*
You spelt Hola has Ola! I cannot believe you!
@@zac9181 ik
I think you can really tell a lot about the mercs' personalities by how they decided to spend their last living moments. Scout tried to get a date with the girl he likes. Medic and Engie tried to find a solution. Spy was going to spend his time smoking, reading and drinking, but ended up helping his kind-of-son. Soldier teleported bread for three days.
And meanwhile, demo just spends his last hours being drunk.
Kind of?
Heavy, Sniper, and Pyro we’re doing fuck all
*spy is scouts dad*
@@johnnybon4865 Yes and no. Blu spy is Red scout's dad and vice versa.
I love how Engie and Medic are both willing to sacrifice their last hours to try to find a cure for everyone else
Yeah I think that’s pretty cool
Not surprising when you consider that it would cure themselves as well
They’re the support roles, it just makes sense.
I love how happy medic is when he says:Tumors!
Also spy wanted to help everyone get their last wishes
Man, I wish Sniper got more lines in this. I wish Sniper got... _any_ lines in this.
I agree, though it suits his antisocial personality to be the only one not saying anything. (Aside from Pyro, because his speaking would barely be understandable)
12:59 That's the first and only time I've seen that gun model.
A derringer would be a cool ass revolver isea
Scout: "you look... um..." Demo: "DRUNK" Soldier: "ROUND. SOFT, no ROUND" Demo: "BLURRY"
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Best quotes from them
The Brickler that part absolutely killed me
9:42
For the longest time i could not figure out what the fuck soldier was saying, thank you
"Question" "What's your question soilder?" "WHO LET THE DOG'S OUT"
8:39 I love how spy is trying so hard not to laugh in scouts face
You can even see his mouth twitching if you look close enough😭
The fact that nobody blames Engie for the deadly teleporters really shows how close these guys are.
I never noticed that lol
Thats what i call Teamwork
@@8danakagunggedepradnyanawi718 TEAM Defend The Fort The Second
@@watertank505 Alliance Area Again
They already get used to these craziness.
"seduce me" "what" "SEDUCE ME"
“Spy, I ain’t gonna-“
*MUFFLED SEX NOISES*
@@pyro1436 dear god...
TechnoGuz GD there’s more
@@Mercenario_0112 no...
"we can not teleport bread anymore" soldier.was right all along
red lore: blue lore: emesis blue
“You did not read mine” “Did it say you want the bucket” “Yes” *creeps away*
I love this line so much
*minecraft crouch-walks away*
He needs to make sure no one steals his bucket
I died!
@@mistermossman6074 smart
“You did not read mine” “Does it say you want the bucke-“ “Y E S”
*gives bucket*
Quietly runs away
See you all in hell!
Der Nerd Der kluge *soldier then proceeds to do nothing but teleport bread for three days*
Knock knock,
I wish we had more of these
It's unbelievable that we could have gotten a movie out of this
yeah Imma go complain to valve and convince them to at least try, Idk know how this wasn't approved. This should've been approved.
“WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!” “Tumors” Heavy: *nervous chewing*
I was expecting heavy to spit his sandwich out.
He's too russian to spit his sandwich out.
sandvich
Heavy: *sniffs sandwich, shrugs, and proceeds to eat it*
Sounds like *CHUMAHS*
When the sniper said: “ ….. “ I felt that…
Is the sniper even in this one? I completely forgot about him lmao
@@vidzam3087 yea he shoots the arm of the bread monster that’s holding scout
@@julianobregon3701 he is also seen in the date montage playing saxophone during the dinner scene
Wonder why he didn't say a thing
Heavy and pyro didnt say anything except heavy yelled
2:00 Medic: tumors!:D Heavy:wait....
When you realize the whole video is soldier teleporting bread
Fun fact, the voice actress for Miss Pauling actually wrote this short. This long short. This medium. Edit (I don't remember editing this the first time so I can't give stuff on that); Miss Pauling's VA didn't fully write the script, as simsumboy22 said, rather helping in the process.
Okay so a midget who can talk to ghosts escapes from prison, so the call goes out that there's a small medium, at large
WaterLumber213 ` oh god oh frick
@@anacousticguitar2530 70
Bruh
@kevin willems ok
I think spy using his “ last “ hours to help scout is even better since spy is officially scouts dad
actually blue spy is red scout's dad
Officially? Wasn't confirmed but heavily implied
WunderSchnell yes it was confirmed on the last published comics
@@JoaoGabriel-eb9nd which one? The Tom Jones one?
Joao Gabriel btw the color doesn’t matter it’s the same charecter no matter the color
"THIS! is a bucket..!" "D E A R G O D" "There is more.." "NO!!!!"
It's insane to go back and see just how human the writing is, like the mercs feel almost real.
"We both got buckets of chicken, wanna do it" "Eh, okay" Well that was easy
Egg king I imagine Ethan form smosh pressing that was easy button
Hahahahahaha.
If only it were that easy
Were it so easy
666 likes.
3 days left to live helps his son get laid father of the year :)
Oof
One problem: Miss Pauling is gay
@@OlaftheGreat wut
OlafttheGreat1998 wait what?
@@whiteskittle7638 mobile.twitter.com/jaypinkerton/status/612113790750961664?lang=en
I’m So Sad This Show Was Canceled
why do i want to hear every other class's dying wish if they would've actually written it?
“Hello ms Pauling, we killed everyone and stole a briefcase” I love soldier
0:32
i love him too
Same
Rip Rick May
_sobs_
“We are going to live FOREVER!” In our hearts you will
May he rest in peace
He will..and won't be forgotten
❤️❤️❤️ REST IN PEACE RICK MAY ❤️❤️❤️
let’s start an f chain in memory of rick may. F
F
I just noticed that spy seemed proud when scout stood up for himself and said he was planning it himself
When you realize that this is canon
9:48 Scout-“you look....uh...” Demo-“BLURRY!”
“DRUNK!” We need way more Demo lines in this
Round-soft-no round
DRUNK rus subtitres
You look.. umm *D R U N K*
"I've done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days." Now that is a pure-blooded American. Edit: Sorry for making this edit but I want to give my condolences to rick may, he was an excellent voice actor maybe even on of the best, But he will always live in our hearts as the best damn American soldier I will ever know. Rest in peace you magnificent bastard..
I guess you could say he's... pure bread
@@kinda_just_here.1377 Nice
The english version of it: I've done nothing but drank tea for 3 days!
Sergiogomez5 more like pure-breaded
I love America
Expiration date 6:48 “Seduce me..Seduce me. SEDUCE ME”
9 years later to realise this was an advertisement for the game itself
4:20 "You did not read mine!" "Does it say you want the buc--" *Y E S*
420 funni
YES！！！！ (ﾟ∀。)
hahahahahhahahah funny
I relate to soldier so much
I read yes like how Jotaro said the last yes, damn jojos gettin control of me
I haven’t seen this in years and was laughing my ass off at the part where Spy was describing what Scout drew on the cards.
Soldier: "Good news, we are not dying, we are going to live forever!" Indeed, you will soldier, you and the rest of the crew. You are eternalized. RIP Rick May
Fun fact: Valve had plans to collaborate with adult swim to make a 12 episode series of Team Fortress 2, but it was cancelled because if the time it takes Valve to make animations. Valve took 3 years to make expiration date.
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3 YEARS? Holy freck I thought it only took 1 year
holy fucking god
If you take a deeper look at it you can see so much incredibly good animation and detail in just faces alone
Well if SFM wasn´t shit
"We're not dying, we're gonna live forever" hits differently now
Your bing watching all the TF2 videos because of the sad passing of rick may too?
His physical being may be gone but his legacy will live on.
Jan Langer it hits even more different now that hackers have the source code and have killed tf2 to the point where people are losing their computers when they log on
"WE CANNOT TELEPORT BREAD ANYMORE!" -the best man to ever live