From Steve Martin to Bill Hader, watch SNL take on James Bond in these hilarious sketches.
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Lovitz crushed that first sketch “Remember keep the countdown short” “Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button at all”
I could not agree more with you! I thought Jon Lovitz was absolutely insane here.. Too much man..
The entire premise of Bond being super cheap when hes using his own money is hysterical. I dont know who wrote those sketches but they're a genius.
I wrote that sketch.
That sketch was hilarious. The cheap James Bond.
That's not too far off the mark from the way he's portrayed in the books.
Jeremy is right. The original books were written when there were rations on a lot of stuff. Bond lived very simply., A small bungalow and his favored dishes included scrambled eggs and black coffee. and cold roast beef sandwiches and potato salad. It was only when he went on the exotic missions at the expense of the government that he experienced the finer life.
Aren`t all their writers Jewish, lol!
The fact that Daniel Craig agreed to do this makes it 1000% better
And i kept thinking is it fake or Craig was in SNL for real :D
Million-billion...
(trillion)
Connery is the ONLY Bond for me! 👏
Would have been phenomenal with Sean Connery instead.
I wouldn't mind him escaping so much if he would just leave, but he always comes back and blows up the place.
😂😂😂
Q
Bill Hader is a glorious human.
Bill Hader is a Nazi!
@@luisangelflores3951 is this a joke?
😆👍🎬
Luis Angel Flores i really don’t think that’s true
He creeps me out.
Steve Martin has not aged in forty years.
Rougarou Yep, he’s looked 60 for 40 years!
I think he's the reincarnation of the Eldar god of laughter.
Black don't crack.
MuvaofPearl if this was meant as a “Jerk” reference, you’re fucking awesome!
Surgery
Tim McGraw as Wayne Bodine was what I imagine the real life version of tow mater to be like. It doesn’t disappoint
Legit, I can see that
Well, I'll raise you one. Larry the Cable Guy
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I had no idea who that was
(13:42) "Dwayne"
They did a sketch in the late 80s or early 90s where Bond goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with every STD known to man.
They ran out of names so they started naming new ones. Bond one. Bond two…. Cut to ash tray full of cigarettes. Bond on the phone. “I’d like to speak to Pussy Galore…oh…Octopussy is there too? Yes. This concerns her too.”
I was close on the lines…
Lol was he like maybe it was pussy galore? Lol
That was in 2002 where they mocked a scene from Pierce Brosnan's last movie
Is it online somewhere?
How is it that Steve Martin has looked 45 for like, the past 45 years?
My theory is that he gets up every morning and puts on a plaid vest and plaid jeans, cause everyone knows, dead men don't wear plaid.
Don't forget his hair went grey when he was still very young
Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!
Forreal, dude was born with white hair
He got small
I didn't know I needed Bill Hader as James Bond till now 😂
Bill Hader always rocking the black suit, but that accent?? I'm dead, that man is just hot!
I know. He's gorgeous and so talented. LOVE BILL HADER. Have you seen him in "Barry"?
B
Yes. I loved that accent. The low voice makes it.
I love Bill Hader with every fiber of my being but I gotta hand that 2008 sketch to Tim McGraw, who killed his role. Hilarious and underrated. Please host again, Tim omg.
Agreed.
I thought that was Blake Skelton.
Fred Armisen as a pitiful psychopath is also great.
Where were the ratings posted ?
Yes, Tim was absolutely hilarious and seemed to be very much at home with SNL and their comedy!!
You forgot one; Chris Parnell played Bond in 1999, and (host) Garth Brooks played his doctor telling him that he has 107 Venereal Diseases
YESSSSS! that's the one I wanted to see because it was hilarious
Tomorrow Is Never Yesterday :)
Maybe they will release a 2nd Bond compilation soon.
Ahhh yes, the episode with Chris Gaines was a musical guest.
I love that sketch. Parnell then calls everyone he's slept with to let them know...."Hello Robin....Is Batman there?...No, no, this concerns you too."
You forgot Chris Parnell playing Bond when he finds out he has every STD, then spends over a week calling all his past lovers.
I thought that was Garth Brooks?
@@christiandarnell407 he was the doctor
Yes! 'Today is Never Yesterday'
Including calling batman lmfao!!! Oh and robin!
Nathaniel Robinson That’s a CLASSIC! I’m surprised they didn’t include it.
The fact that Daniel Craig could keep a straight face when confronted by the golden girl was an Oscar worthy performance.
AAA list actor
Did I hear that right? " Hippopotapussy "?
Are we gonna talk about the fact that a Vodka Martini was 4.25 at the time? And that Bond then ordered a Corona? 😂
I've never realized what an excellent Bond villain Sting would make
Before the Internet Sting was rumored to play villain in Tomorrow Never Dies
Indeed!!!
He plays an excellent villain in Dune.
I remember telling people long before Daniel Craig how they needed a new anti-hero Bond that questions his own life and even mentioned someone like Sting might have made a good anti-hero Bond.
Dang.... How have I missed that all these years😂😂😂
Bill Hader looking fine in a suit and with that accent, oh lord
You should see me in a maga hat delivering speeches about a massive huge wall
Brandon Espinosa haha! I’ll throw up thanks
Emily Krey if you throw up baconators and fresh cut fries lightly salted then sure
Kinda looks like Jim Carrey
He's looking good
When I realized John Lovitz was keeping a live actual cat from leaping off his lap, I couldn't focus on the sketch itself anymore lol.
Goldsting had a rabbit with cash up its butt!
The guy playin Goldfinger is Jimmy Breslin a reporter from Daily News. If you’ve heard of Son of Sam , this is the reporter that Son of Sam sent letters to. If you’ve seen Summer of Sam he’s the narrator at the beginning. You can’t mistake that voice or the Queens accent!
I thought so!! Unmistakable voice
Thank you so much! I thought it might be Albert Finney)
He had just won a Pulitzer Prize.
What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.
I'm pretty sure it was Albert Finney...this was the 80s
The Steve Martin sketch with the late great Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks hit me in the feels. I miss them both.
Me too. I still watch Newsradio.
Bill Hader would make a great bond. He does an amazing English accent.
No he doesn't, it's not as bad as some, but certainly not amazing. There's only 2 Americans I've ever heard do a good English accent, Alan tudyk & I forget who where now
Sean Connery was Scottish - Bond doesn't have to be English!
Jesus, Kate McKinnon does a wonderful Jodie Foster impression
Every impression she does is spot-on
Matt Berg Dedication to the craft ❤️
Lol
Kate is a fearless comic actor. She knows to always go for a funny pun, then come up with what seems to be the a real gut-buster.
Whats the dealer s name?
As someone who has loved and seen almost all the Bond movies in childhood, I understood every single reference from the villains in the first sketch. Scripts are simply genius. Their genuine concern of Bond escaping and the countdown thing. LMAO. Hilarious! Also I just now realised the eye patch, the cat, the name - goldfinger etc Bond villains where the gold standard. Even to this day villains are potrayed like that thanks to them. Iconic.
Austin powers movie villains…
“I love mainly gold”. Great line
If Steve Bond could see the drink prices now
Right! 4$ bucks for a martini is cheap!!!
Sami Motaghedi Under $10 would be a decent deal
"Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button..." - You only live twice - "Blow up the spacecraft with the button to destroy the evidence"
Eff dat, I want to watch Dwayne Bodine being a secret agent. Dude can pull the rug underneath them without them even knowing he was a part of the charade. 😂👌
Tim McGraw is hilarious! "I'm gonna try out that fancy french toilet that shoots water up my butt!"
One of the worst sketches in SNL history. It is the worst because it is dull, mediocre. The entire time i just wish he would just shut up. None of the jokes land, but i guess i need to lower my intelligence to a level where "water up my butt" is funny.
@@squidcaps4308yeah it was pretty bad
Yeah that was great. So funny how humorless the New York crowd seemed. They need to take the stick out.
The Daniel Craig bits were priceless.
Clicked for Bill wearing that tux, stayed for Bill using that voice.
Straight up
Yes
That’s a good kitty Jon has there! I thought it was a toy until it yawned!
Celtic Echo I noticed that, too- kitty looked super chill!
Same here, it didn't once try to wriggle or escape!
Wow, that's one well-behaved cat!
Poor kitty was scared, but yet did great. Kuddos to her.
In first I thought it is a toy. Later on realized it is a real cat.
I was not prepared for how awesome Sting as Bond villain would be. Opportunities were missed.
He was already playing movie villains in the 80's - Dune and The Bride, to name a couple.
@@sandpuppy6128 True. I had forgotten.
The only missed opportunity in the Bullets Aren't Cheap sketch is Sting's villain character not petting a real bunny rabbit 🐇
9:36 "I'll have a Corona... shaken, not stirred!" - James Bond (Steve Martin)
“SNL PREDICTED THE FUTURE”
Bill Hader looks like closest to Timothy Dalton but sounds like Sean Connery
Agree!
This just goes to show that Steve Martin hasn't changed in 30+ years
First clip has so many applause breaks and it’s very well acted like they are not reading cur cards
And they used a real cat too!
Cue cards.
Gold sting petting a bunny 🐰 lol Love it
That cat was amazing.
I love the mistakes back then that we sadly don't have now. A person sneezing off camera, a person's shoulder coming into the camera's field of view and a boom mic making an appearance. It adds to the experience.
Seeing Bill Hader play James Bond has awakened new fantasies within me XD
It’s funny cause Bill is so absolutely sexy as James Bond but I know for a fact that he could pull of Dwayne with ease
Pull off Dwayne? I think he was only interested in women. Not pulling off dudes...
@@elbolsillo BYE
@@imtryingmybest673 SEE YA
Hader, Martin and Armisen nailed this🤣🤣
"Don't let Bond anywhere your 'Self Destruct' button"
2 dollars!!!
@@Kk-fc5jw You. Are. Awesome.
Bill Hader is the best Bond and Fred Armisen is the best Bond Girl!
Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman RIP.
RIP Sir Sean Connery
The real hero in this is the cat. Poor little thing is just trying to get away
I love how Blofeld's cat is real!
OMG!! STING IS IN THIS!!! GOLDSTING❤❤❤
Steve Martin was born to play james bond
Steve Martini
If you've seen him in Pink Panther, then you have a sense of how funny he is as a detective/spy. I still remember lines from that movie.
He's simply one of those wild and crazy guys.
The first clip is almost like watching today’s American politicians.
How so? I mean, yes, most of the politicians are extreme, bonkers, forgetful, or flat out have no clue what they are doing. But personally, I cant see much of a connection. So I was just curious what ya meant. Not in an argumentive or attacking way, at all.
Lol
One on the left rocking Trump's hairstyle
@@kari7403 there is a politician with an eyepatch btw
No I think it was the second
Good God, Bill Hader is adorable ... the accent is superb.
Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!
It was a long time ago.
Also, Victoria Jackson before she lost her mind. Or showed her true colors, I'm not sure which.
Thought the same thing. Randy Quaid was awesome. I was also such a fan of Lovitz lying character (“Yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket”) #goodtimes
@@Coryny yea...yea, that's not me in this sketch, yea yea it's my dopplegangers doppleganger..yea,,,yea...that's the ticket.
That was the best Bond spoof yet.
Bill hader as Bond really really REALLY is sth I didn't expect to have my full attention,but it did.
OMG I just got that Peggy Galore joke 😂😂😂
"I will have a corona" 2020- Are you sure??
The absolute best moment? Craig trying not to laugh at Armison! He is not one to break character, but he wasn't up against a villainous seductress like Fred before.
OMG ! Bill Hader is the perfect bond. Bloody hell! That look, that suit, that accent😍😍😍Damn, my heart is racing💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥💖💖💖 & Fred is the perfect Bond Girl 😂😂😂 I wish Bill & Fred create a Documentary Now episode where Bill plays Bond and Fred becomes his Bond girl😂😂😂
@Truly Greg - Excellent suggestion.
The Jody Foster was right on point 😂
“Jeez, ya come here to bed and you’re complaining already.” 😂
I din't touch nuthin!
SOOOOOOO WRONG I've been waiting for this all day Fred Armisen cat
SO WRONG!!!
Lmao
man "the man who was a gun" and "never die twice tomorrow" were some classics.
kancudi my two favorites!
Yes......CLASSIC
Never Dies twice tomorrow is better
Live another death much better
That first clip is actually pretty funny. Its a shame Randy Quaid got fired, He was a talented guy. I like the laid back pace of the 80's sketches. It gives them time to breathe. Its like early Simpsons. not always racing to the punchline, sometimes just setting the mood and letting the situations happen
Funny story. Season 11, which is where the first clip was from, actually had Simpsons writers on the show (the good ones like John Vitti, George Meyer, and John Swartzwelder). None of them liked writing for SNL because the cast they had at the time was a bit too disparate. And most of the cast got fired because NBC once again threatened to shut down the show due to bad ratings and worse reviews. "Live From New York: The Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live" is a good read for anyone who wants to know about the 1985-1986 season (season 11), because it was a really obscure season that had a lot of surprises in it (SNL hired two LGBTQ cast members back before it became socially acceptable, Damon Wayans from "In Living Color" was once on this show and got himself fired for going off-script, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update was the 1985 equivalent of either the 1994 WU with Norm Macdonald or the current one with Michael Che and Colin Jost [read: it's a consistently funny bright spot in an otherwise uneven season], Anthony Michael Hall was the show's first and only cast member who was under 18 when hired, Robert Downey Jr. was a cast member on the show, etc).
Haha, yeah. Can’t stand it now though
Kristen Wigg is the best. Penny Marshall had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣
It took me awhile to realize that Auric Goldfinger was played by Jimmy Breslin on the Joan Cusak bit.
I totally forgot about Steve Martin's cheap James Bond!
And now I want to see Bill Hader as Bond against Sting as the Bond villain...before it's too late!
“your beer sir... shaken” beer comes out half froth
In beer technicality terms it’s called a “head”
Hilarious SNL comedy compilation! God bless the soul and rest in glory to one of the most funniest and multitalented comedic actors ever; the late great Phil Hartman. Sting caressing the stuffed bunny rabbit is priceless! Jon Lovitz, Steve Martin, Fred Armisen, Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Bill Hader should be considered national treasures of comedy! Thank you for this upload.
I agree, except for Fred. I never got him.
- I think Bodine's reaction to Pussy Galore's name is the reaction we all have deep inside when we're trying to be more sophisticated.
Anyone else miss Jon Lovitz? One of the funniest comedians of all time and never made a single CD. Real shame.
Bill Hader's 007 is the perfect James Mason.
"The man who was a gun" most underrated bond movie
We’re not going to talk about “Peggy Galore”?
Can you explain the joke for me? And the whole "you used to be German" bit too, I don't get it
@@juliabee8430 that second one is easy, the character was a german in the movies but got played by a New Yorker who either forgot or just didn't care to use a fake accent.
@@TarzanSawyer ah, thought as much, thanks. But I also thought maybe there was more to it since I don't get the Peggy Galore bit at all
@@TarzanSawyer Fun fact: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger) was also in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie, written after a story by Ian Fleming. Desmond Llewelyn (Q) was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, too.
Julia Bee Pussy Galore would have a pussy. Peggy would have, well, the opposite. A peg. .
"Unzip my fly and go to town" 😂😂😂
I saw Bill....I clicked And God am I glad. His voiceeee!!😍🥵
On the other side of the aisle, Jan and Victoria too. Holy smokes.
@@smorgan7297 RIP Jan. It's a dayum shame that Victoria turned into a ChumpTard biatch.
Fred Armisen as Penny Marshall KILLS me every time LOL
What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.
Despite the fact that the 1985-86 season was considered one of the weakest seasons.
Okay, Tim McGraw’s a national god damn treasure.
LOL he really is he killed in that sketch
It's so weird how good Sting would make a Bond villian
Jon Lovits' character: was Mike Myers even trying with Dr. Evil?
He fused the Blowfeld character with Lorne Michaels mannerisms for Dr. Evil.
Kate slays it as always, but I gotta admit, it wasn't just Kate who killed me in this one... Her as Ellen, and as Jodie Foster, definitely slayed... but "Penny Marshall" and "Lea Michele" also got to slay. And that was just the "bond girls" part.
9:50 - 12:15 -- Goldsting's Rabbit!
I like how in the one with the card game, dude popped the same can twice lol
Did anyone else die at "I love pewter"?
R.I.P Phil Hartman 🙏
And Jan Hooks who was in the same sketch.
True....😘
His Sinatra and Bill Clinton impressions were off the chain funny. A lot people don't know he an earlier career as a graphic artist, and he designed a few classic rock album covers. RIP indeed.
Sharky165 we'll also remember Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure in The Simpsons
@@davidjackson2524 🤗😄
that's a real cat in Lovitz lap! :O :D
Great Job on 007 skits. Great talent..love Bill Header's accent. Thanks SNL very entertaining.
Hey SNL, where's "Lease With An Option to Kill" with Christopher Walken? Please post that one!
Oh yeah!! Forgot about this one
Randy Quaid makes an excellent Emilio Largo.
Lovitz as Blofeld may be the most handsome I have ever seen him.
A Season 11 sketch? Those are rare on this channel.
Probably because casual comments about cavity searches aren't exactly acceptable these days
@@rubylilamoore6322 Actually it's because Season 11 is considered the second worst season ever and the worst one produced by Lorne Michaels.
What about "Today is Never Yesterday" with Chris Parnell and Garth Brooks? James Bond's STD problems, "...Oh, my God! Uh.. excuse me, there's an emergency at the lab. It seems that "Bond-4" has eaten through its beaker."
I was bummed it wasn't apart of this!!!
Same here. That was SNL's best Bond sketch.
www.dailymotion.com/video/xzvktk
@@jimjam2996 the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved
Joan Cusack is a fabulous actor.....don't see enough of her. Does anyone remember with her brother in Gross Point Blank. 👉 Great movie...
They were in other movies together too before that one. But I do remember them in that one too :)
"Shoot the bum!" Best villan advice ever!
9:36 Corona isn’t the only disease that Bond will probably get given his... lifestyle.
Sting and the rabbit! Lolol
The fart at 15:26 just cracked me in tears....ahaahah!
Jon Lovitz is holding a real cat. That's a patient cat.
I thought it was a fake cat 😦 until I saw him moving.