It's been a while since we've taken a look at Sebastian Bails, so I sat down with my buddy Jacob and we took a look at what he's been up to.
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WE DID IT FOLKS! Sebastian took the video down!! Now hopefully he makes a public donation :)
a halfhearted congrats to him
the bare minimum
👏👏👏
hell yea
another dub for kurtistown
“It’s not his fault.” “ʸᵉˢ ᶦᵗ ʷᵃˢ.”
_yws_
Why does this have 3.5k likes but only 2 replies?!
3*
Lily Lavender 4*😼
5...
Sebastian: deletes social media Jacob: *beats cancer*
*le gasp* The sacred number
It’s like when they closed up Genghis Khan’s tomb
Coincidence? I think not
Is it really a coincidence
Did he actually beat cancer???
The fact that they kept saluting to the US flag despite them being Canadian is hilarious
I literally forgot about that fact 😂
Putting more respect on the US flag than Sebastian Balls ever did 😆
Wait I forgot about that LMAO
omgg aroace people unite!!!!
AZIRAPHALE PFP???
The “ I can feel my cancer getting worse “ made me genuinely almost piss my pants
a classic moment
"OOOOOW"
if sebastian doesn't apologize for giving jacob brain cancer i'm gonna report his channel
THIS IS FUNNY AS SHMACK
ella wait what omg I’m going to hell
I’m sorry for giving him cancer
Samee
Sebastian Is an Ugly Rat42069 APOLOGIZE MORE
I think Jacob's running gag of raising his hand and having a statement rather than a question is not getting the respect it deserves
Oh my god yes!! I laughed so hard everytime and it didn't get old
he is RIGHT
It's hysterical
I noticed that he raised his hand but I never noticed that they were statements and not questions.
i do that so i can enter conversations, it became a habit lol
As someone who was diagnosed with brain cancer a few months ago and has been going through treatment, I actually really like hearing you guys joke around about it. It makes the whole ordeal feel less scary, y’know? Update: y’all in the replies have been so sweet thank you so much 💖 after a few months of radiation therapy I’m in stable condition, and my life’s getting back to normal now 😊
I hope you get better soon, and if you don't, I hope you rest easy and have your own special place in paradise.
WISH U THE BEST
Best wishes!!!!!! Hope you beat cancers ass into a pulp
Hope you beat it!!
Get better bestie As Jacob said: watch Sebastian Balls
Update on Balls!! He hasn't posted in a year thank god. Hopefully it stays that way. To everyone who are victims of SA or abuse of any kind, you are so strong and I give you so much support. Sebastion is an awful person for making such videos and making light of those awful situations.. Anyone who is gone through that, I am here for you. Using trauma for views isn't funny. It isn't cute.
I'm a guy, but as a submissive virgin, I actually WANT to be kidnapped and used. It personally sounds hot to me 🤣
I hope Kurtis pins this or at least likes it, idc how old it is
@@whoreofskelligeisles Kurtis actually talked about Sebastian recently on his podcast, because recently Sebastian returned to youtube.
And what he said?@@StopXPlease
@@StopXPleaseSomehow, Sebastian returned.
I’m using “I do not respect you” as my email signature now
How to be classy while writing to your enemy
@@GA_131 update: I signed an email “Help, Isabel” within the last week so things are not going well
@@bigasspockets I’m curious to know what happened
@@cynicalbutterscotch6581 luckily my TA was very nice and helped me out haha
@@bigasspockets this is so fucking funny
"you're disrespecting a future US army soldier."
This comment is underrated lol
Yg6uhw7h7hwU8WH AHAHAHAH
😭😭😭😭😭😭
bro 😭😭😭😭
Yes
i remember watching this video every day a year ago my dad had cancer then, he was really sick, was 60kg, couldn't eat or drink, but we were all staying really positive about the situation he died, it was a fucking tragedy i can't even put it into words how shocking it was since he was really getting better in his last days (or maybe that's just the thing when a person is dying their body does this really confusing thing before death) i miss him a lot, the memories are scary and beyond sad but jacob's videos calmed me down with how funny he was and how positive he was about his cancer i used to watch multiple creators with cancer then and all of them are in remmission now cancer is a bitch, i'm so glad jacob is okay now, he's a great guy honestly i love him so much
hope your doing ok
I’m here for you
Cancer sucks fucking balls. Sorry for your loss. If it’s any consolation I’m sure your dad was heartwarmed to be able to spend his last days with his family.
I'm incredibly sorry. We're here for you.
I’m so sorry that you lost your dad, cancer is the absolute worse I hope you are feeling ok x
I’m a sa survivor & one of the people who did that to me was a boyfriend at the time & her screaming stop while he kept going just made me shiver.. people like this don’t deserve a platform
Wait… people die from sa?
@@death_m3t4l_octopus Yes, it may happen while they are getting sa or after the sa. TW : SA Resulting in DEATH/ SUICIDE When sa, most of the time the victims die by mechanical asphyxiation but there is a lot more : Sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, overdosing on drugs who were forcefully administered to the victim… The aftermath of the sa can lead to death in the form of suicide and/also fatal drug uses. The experience is extremely traumatic and can cause a number of mental health issues such as PTSD, depression, anxiety, dissociation, eating disorders etc
@@death_m3t4l_octopus I think you were taking "Survivor" a bit too literally
I think he doesn’t understand
As a virgin, I really wish someone would take advantage of ME lol. I've never experienced anything so it personally sounds hot to just be used especially since I'm such a subby person 🤣
The sexual assault one is actually disgusting and the fact that he thought that putting it online was ok AT ALL is insane. No audience of any age wants to see that.
and they really thought it was soooooooo funny, like ugh i’m done with ppl like him
Edgy kids want to see that
@@Blankult as someone who was edgy as shit as a kid, that isn't something I would have found funny at all.
@@tsukki9345 not all edgy kids are the same, but there's definetelt an audience
@@Blankult yes and that audience is ~psychopaths~
"does he have cancer?" "no." *"well i do."* JACOB NO
do you think he legit have cancer? I'm kind of concerned.
**JAYVISION** yh he definitely does
@@JayvisionTV287 I think Curtis and him wouldn't joke about that topic like that and tell that he has it if he hasn't.
Thanks for the insight I also figured they wouldn’t joke about it
**JAYVISION** go to his KZhead channel in the description... he has a podcast that’s about an hour of him talking about his cancer so don’t think it’s a gag. Remember not everyone on YT is bad.
the part at 11:46 where he leaves and says "i need to go to the war right now" is so hilarious to me
Her “you’re ly-the *war*?!” got me
“I need to go to the war right now” 🏃♀️ 💨
4:43 this is why i love this duo. i like how Jacob is the guy who points and highlights the important parts of a bad topic while Kurtis makes jokes and points out the stupidity of a bad topic.
It’s like them texting Sebastian balls and kurtiss just like “imma send him big chungus”
@@alexschneider1667 exactly! that is the highlight of this point 💀💀
so like, who’s gonna tell mr. balls that sexually harassing someone under the guise of a prank is sexual harassment.
PREACH
probably a lawyer
Pretty sure she was in on the "prank" tho in all honesty.
she was definitely in on it, but you're 100% right
You’d think people would’ve learned from Sam Pepper 😖
“I’m late for war” **runs out of the room**
*my people need me-*
I’m gonna start using this when I wanna get out of something
That little LEAP he does fuckin cracks me up like wtf are you doing
“I n e e d t o g o t o w a r r n”
hey!!! im a small youtuber and i make a lot of different videos that i work extremely hard on, any support is appreciated have a amazing day
"baby you know you want it" idc that this is an old video. Idc that he took the video down. That thing still sends shivers down my spine.
“You look like you’re gonna go hunting in a Sephora” is the most obscure roast I’ve ever heard lmfao
Don’t worry Jacob, the hair loss was just making room for the crown 👑
he actually has a photo on his instagram with a crown:,)
yes 😌👑
this is such a cute comment
yessir
King triton from sponge bob
"You've got FREAKING brain cancer." "Aw, shoot."
"aw shöūt."
10:15
i didn't get it 🥺
@@odi___ It's just a funny thing to say at the severity of getting brain cancer.
I can feel my Cancer getting woorse!
i genuinely forgot his last name was actually bails and referred to him in my head as sebastian balls for the longest time. i blame you two for this.
Every year I come back for the “where were you… when sebastian balls joined the army?”
“I do not respect you” is the strongest way to end a message of all time. I’ve used it only once before, but it’s a complete heater
Don’t be sayin’ that bro, you’re hurting my feelings😤💪😡
Jacob had a lot of zingers in this video, but that line is definitely my favorite
i said that once to a trumpet trump supporter
Oh shit, I didn’t see this comment when I made mine, and I thought I read a majority of them. 🙌🏽 10/10 content tho lmao
@@anureet123 Hey, I'm happy for everyone to acknowledge that sentence, I felt it was under appreciated. It's the equivalent of giving a thumbs down instead of flipping someone off while driving. Somehow it hurts more
“Does he have cancer?” “No.” “I do!”
“i know jacob” “im still comfortable making jokes about it :)” “i know jacob”
THE WAY I YELLED PLSGHJ
honestly I really respect them both for taking SA seriously. I got SA'd earlier this year and honestly have been struggling ever since, it's really nice to see someone take it seriously and promote organisations that help those in a similiar situation. I've been in and out of hospitals ever since, and taking on therapy and rehab groups to get through it. My heat goes out to anyone who has been in a similar situation, and I hope whoever has gone through it is okay! Thank you Kurtis and Jacob, you guys honestly have helped me in trying to trust other people again. Love you man
omg heart* btw
Hey! I grown up being SA, just know it is not your fault and that you’re a strong human being!
@@Honestlytweaking thank you so much and you too!! i hope everything is okay for you 💖💖
i hope you're doing alright now!
@@radiostaticboy definitely heaps better now, thanks so much!!
Watching this in 2024, thankfully all KZheadr apology videos since this have been completely normal and good
Definitely very good apologies that perceived themself out to the world as forgivable
Yup! None that absolutely sucked :3
“i can feel my cancer getting worse” sENT MEEEE
*OOOWWWE*
I like how he has cancer but still makes jokes and stays strong.
I know RIGHT? He's so strong and inspiring, tbh.
I’m only gonna read the first 6 words
Good on him for staying strong
Indeed. Extremely strong❤️
@@54Luca69 I like how he has cancer- 💀💀💀
kurtis and jacob texting sebastian balls and giggling reminds me of when i was in middle school and prank texting spam numbers with my friends and i live for it
This week has been hell for me cuz I was sexuality assaulted. I can't eat, sleep, or shower. The PTSD and flashbacks are literally the worst things I have ever been through in my entire life. I just want it to stop. Thank you for calling him out on his bullshit.
rlly brave commenting this 💙
@@giddy4600 Thank you
@@skydaddysfav6196 np
i hope ur doing better
I was assaulted years ago. it gets better. you learn to grow around it eventually, and you'll keep growing and changing and one day you will find that you are comfortable in your skin again. much love to you, and remember that you are more than what happens to you 💜💜
“I do not respect you” is such a powerful way to end a text, or any written correspondence. 10/10 will be using
damn that's so powerful like how do u even respond to that
"Ive met you...your respect means nothing."
Even more powerful if you use it in person 😳
Can’t use on women so it would do me no good in an argument
@@seeve2274 why can't you use it on women? I say if your a bad person your a bad person, don't matter your gender
His cycle is the same as any toxic person. Apology, does the same horrible shit, apology, does the same horrible shit, etc.
Another good example is Amberlynn Reid.
Tana mojo
@@thatguy3903 what horrible shot does she really do? And i dont consider her failing to lose weight horrible.
@@shannond1511 being transphobic, making fun of other people, manipulating and gaslighting her audience, a lot of that shit. I suggest checking out Young Dumb Honey Bun, as she does a lot of videos on her.
Shane yaw is another good example
3 years later and I still quote “cashmere balls” like once a week
Honestly, Sebastian should just delete his channel entirely. He is a terrible human being and he never learns from his mistakes. Just a circle that repeats itself. And to Jacob, I'm sending hugs your way. Hope you will be alright as soon as possible. We love you
I feel like his whole energy would be invested better as an animateur (not sure whether the word exists in English, they are people who are hired to be energetic and do fun activities with hotel guests or their kids or on conventions or in theme parks)... not everyone has to be a content creator.
@@burntc agreed
Nicole i looked at his ig and some of his posts are very suggestive and he definitely knows he has a child audience so i wouldn't feel comfortable with him around my kids or y'know anyone. ever
@@Haileyyyo.o maybe he thinks he has to create suggestive content to generate an audience. If clicks are no longer a deciding factor - who knows. Just saying that there are jobs more suited for him with less influence. And safer.
Nicole I know what you're trying to say i want going more for a joke kind of feel but i'm pretty serious about making uncomfortable posts toward kids. He shouldn't work with kids imo
Jacob: *sends a well written text to Sebastian* Kurtis: “I’m just gonna send him a pic of Big Chungus
I mean it's fair
THE FACT SEBASTIAN CALLS IT CUVID 19 😭
I’m luckily not a victim of SA, but watching this reminded me of my friend and my cousin, that both experienced SA and are still in a really depressing state of mind. Survivors are really strong and shouldn’t be downplayed or triggered. This mentality is disgusting and the reason victims of SA are often downplayed and not get justice. This makes it also for people so scary going to crowded places and fear something happening to them. For example, I can’t enjoy my time to the fullest on a party, because of constantly worrying for someone to put something in my drink. I also hate, that this dudes viewers are probably 99% children under 13, who might think SA is something normal and isn’t serious and can be used for videos and pranks.
that's the worst fucking thing about it. He's teaching these kids who probably watch his videos for "Ha ha funny orange man do prank on funny hair girlfriend" that sexual assault is funny and/or not to be taken seriously which is absolutely wrong. And I hate how he prefaces it by saying "If you are offended by this, I was not trying to offend you." as if that's gonna absolve him of any wrong-doing. I'm not a survivor myself but hearing all these survivors stories in the comments has really brought to light what a disease it is.
y'all's chemistry is just. immaculate. it's really friendship o'clock right here
I was looking for this comment
Ya beat me to it. Couldn’t agree more.
Yesss!!! Many youtube collab’s feel forced or not as natural so it’s good to see our boi Kurtis enjoy himself
yes!
boys support boys
"When I said that offensive slur, it was not my intention to offend anybody." Did you mean: *Jeffree Star*
OMG BAHAHHAA
I literally heard it in his voice
did you mean half of tiktok?
nah he meant shane dawson
@@kuyenalcantara8341 Why not both, lmao?
This very much reminds me of my families type of humor. When my dog died we were like “WELL thank god we don’t have to specially lock up the trash anymore.” Or “of course that guy DIED AND missed the best year of SNOW.” he loved snow. We all loved that dog so so much.
lauren actually giving Sebastian like a prompt for a scene just proves these people are aware of what they’re doing, and somehow that’s worse than pure ignorance 💀
from now on "im late for the war" is my closing remark on leaving any room
Mom: So...your grades have been deteriorating. Me: (moonwalking away) *I'm late for the war, mother.*
this comment is fuckint killing me
Just make sure to awkwardly stumble run away after you say it!
"i need to go to the war right now"
I'm already late I need to go to war mom
I died when he announced "I need to go to war right now!" and just sprinted out of the room
wasnt even sprinting he literally jus kinda jogged away 😭😭 i cant w this man
He was running like it was running day in gym🏃 with knees hitting your chest
@@lemonteahoney3282 I CACKLED OMGPI 😭😭😭💀💀💀
🏃🏼♂️💨
@@lemonteahoney3282 he’s gonna do those karaokes things next
i never noticed jacob’s shirt 😭 but for real i will visit this video from time to time and i just love the positivity and laughs jacob gives despite his circumstances. but i hope all is good now ! love this duo
This video is just two grown men laughing at the word balls and it's the best thing I've ever seen
“Boys will be boys” is reserved for when boys are losing their shit at the phrase army balls
absolutely
Oh yeah definitely that made me laugh really hard
All cops are balls
Correct!!
Definitely!!
"you know you want it" is so disrespectful to people who've lived through sexual assault and I'm so annoyed
FR
ik it pisses me off hearing it
Same :/
it’s awful!
I didn’t go through SA but I’ve been catcalled b4 and I it’s so fucking scary I can’t imagine ppl who have been through SA
this is literally my comfort video
mine too 😭 i love watching kurtis an jacob they are so funny together
Arguably my favorite Kurtis video. Love their chemistry and they were just on one with their comedy. I love Jacob and Kurtis sm.
He's the type of person to say "I'm not racist, but..."
same with the girlfriend, she gives off "oh you're wlw? you don't have a crush on me right?" vibes
@@arisdeez more true words have never been spoken before
@@arisdeez Holy shit how accurate is that 👶
“I’m not racist and I literally respect all black people, so do not take anything in this video to heart cuz I don’t mean to offensive
And like not in the "I'm not racist but what the fuck is Canada" way
i'm sorry he did not just say "i need to go to the war right now" and then ran like away like a penguin-
You ever see that one episode of Johnny Test about World War Penguin? Guess who got drafted for that
wait, is that not what people do when they go to war?
He run all the way to the frickin army
His run made me cry from laughing at it
Hhahahaha oh my gosh his lil leap had me crackin up
Jacob and Kurtis: "he takes directions really well" Everyone: "delete the video, donate the money" Sebastian: "No"
5:36 Sebastian:I want to remove infront of you guys Also Sebastian:*privates the video instead of deleting it*
Sebastian: "I don't mean to offend anyone: the army, the navy, or the marines." The air force:
the coast guard:
@@bri2149 the Space Force:
Matt Hoffman Offend the Space force plz.
my brother is joining the air force
@@spidermanbruh ooh i wish him luck
kurtis' no extra greeting apology was better than sebastian ball's apology
Unrelated, but is your profile pic from the movie "spookely the square pumpkin"? Sorry about the stupid question, I'm just really easily amused by the smallest things😂
The fact he was taking the piss on that one and still being better than a "sincere" apology speaks volumes how bad Sebastian's was
Quinn the queer queen Omg🤣🤦♀️ I can’t
i always come back to this video just to watch “you make my heart go skittles color”
this is my comfort video
same i always come back to it
tw: he had a tiktok where he pretended to commit suicide in a bathtub. this man...no sorry, this man-child needs to just take a break from the internet
i- the audacity this man-child has is unbearable
retrostyle agreed- (also: *jisoo voice* I know his face in your profile picture, I know his face)
@@friendusesthisaccountnocom9928 its yeonjun from txt lol
Oh my god
purityloxx what?
Jacob: **has literal brain cancer, is joking around, pretty cheerful** Sebastian: mY dAd’S cOwOrKeR tEsTeD pOsItIvE fOr cOrOnAvIrUs, sO i’M gOiNG tO dIe
PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR ME EVEN THOUGH I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF YOU
420 likes. bro your comment is blazin
Bro honestly, I'm glad to see Jacob is okay and he's still staying cheery
Erin Bush yeah, I agree.
@@paige6029 it was a joke they were saying thats basically what sebastion was saying
Can I just say, I massively appreciate the time that Kurtis takes when editing to write the actual captions instead of closed captions done by KZhead. They make me enjoy these videos even more.
Even though he said "this is not offensive", I think it is still "offensive" for some more reasons than this but, one of them is that my dad was in the Army and he was in there 22 years and he was deployed multiple times. He now has PTSD and takes medication for that. I think that it is really shty for someone to do that. I like how Kurtis and Jacob can for real make jokes about the army and actually make them JOKES
I tell my girlfriend that she makes my heart go skiddles color very frequently at this point and its jacobs fault Update, she dumped me
That’s cute as hell
That's adorable! I do that also lol
your girlfriend is lucky
I do the same with my bf!
@@springlockgrave POG
I can’t believe Sebastian Balls literally gave jacob brain cancer, so rude of him 😔
ginger johnson ikr, how dare him 😾
HiS nAmE I bAiLs AnD nO hE dIdNt!
@@inesepaegle2631 balls*, also yes he did 😹😽
Ikr 😞
I know! He should make an apology 😣
I have to say that Jacob is really strong for being able to joke about his cancer. I would be inconsolable.
As a victim of domestic abuse myself (though mine was parental not romantic) thank you speaking up about this. Joking about this stuff is not okay, it ruins lives.
“The test results came back, you shoulda rung that bell” I’M CRYING
i literally read this as it happened in the videolmaooo
I literally spat my cereal back into the bowl cause I was laughing
You can't "prank" that you're sexually assulting someone, that's just assult.
Gloria the wierd person 🙌🏼🙌🏼
An abuser putting a camera when he want to sexually assault someone for when it goes wrong, he can say it was a prank.
Imagine someone in court sing "it was a prank" as a defence though
It's so sick 🤮
I’m the 911 th like
as a repitive rpe and s/a victim i love Mr balls and i appreciate him saying no offense it really showed me he has no bad intentions and really cares about victims :3c /s
In all honesty, I don’t feel qualified to speak on the sensitive nature of this video’s topic, but I’m glad that Kurtis called attention to this being messed up. To all you s/a survivors down here in the comments, I hope you all are living happy and safe lives now Stay safe out there everyone, and take care
Jacob saying “I have brain cancer” literally made my stomach drop
Omg same!! I was so sad! 😢
I THOUGHT HE JUST SHAVED HIS HEAD AND WAS JOKING😭
same, i have had a lot of friends pass away of cancer. its really sad.
@@dubu-itis1795 OMG SAME BRUH I CANT BELIEVE IT
I reacted like: oh is that a little fake cap on haha than I was like oh he shaved his head hahahaha Jacob: I have brain cancer Me: trying too hold back tears
Jacob signing off a text with 'i do not respect you' is so fucking funny
RIGHT i die every time 😂
Agreed, i love rewatching this video because Jacob and Kurtis are so funny
Yeah also I love your pfp
@@chaples_ they're non birbinary
@@kylaajm3411 omg that is incredible lol
I like how dude is like “I need to go to the war right now!” Like bro is gonna immediately get sent to a war zone
This video is from ages but i need to put this out to the world in some way and this one of my comfort videos and is related to the topic so im doing it here. During quarantine ive come to realize that i was sa by a person that I really trusted at the time. I say i come to realize it bc when we talked about having sex i said i wasnt ready so she "convinced" me of doing it, saying that she lost at the same age i was so it was not a big deal. I was only 14. At the time i didn't realize how much i felt and was manipulated by her and her actions. She controlled what i did and i didnt want to disappoint her. When she ditched me to be with someone else i felt so unworthy of being loved, and that the inly thing people viewed me as was a way of being satisfied. To this day i still feel this way with every relationship that i have and i can never trust anyone fully. This is not a joke, this is a traumatic event that so many people go thru. Thank you kurtis for making this video and doing the best you can to help the people that gone trough this trauma.
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I hope that you have gotten help and are in a much better place now. The sad thing is that she’s probably doing it again to another poor victim. It’s awful how sexual abusers will try to take advantage of young impressionable people who either don’t know or don’t have the willpower to say No.
@@obiwankenobi9141 i know she also manipulated other people bc she got with a lot of people around me as well. I wish i could have said something back then, but at least she is in another country now so i dont have to see her ever again, or i hope so. Also, since then a lot of people come to realize how toxic and manipulative she was (bc she did to so many people) so it would be very hard for her to do it again, at least to the people around me.
3 years later, and "sebastian skittles-hair army cas balls" is still the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard
Brain: “you have FREAKING brain cancer” Kurtis: “OH shoot”
* FREAKING brain cancer
Rory Jones thank you
@Rita , 20 y.o . I WANT BOY . OPEN MY PLAYLIST shut up
Jacobs attitude about his cancer is honestly so inspiring.
@Kabo Chang Yes.
Imaan Haider Same
As someone who has cancer (not brain) and has not always had the greatest attitude... I agree and want to be more like him 🥺
wait does he actually have cancer? or is he just bald?
@@mitskienjoy3r oh i see, thanks pal
11:31 most iconic moment that has invaded my mind
as an SA survivor, I was truly disgusted with the last “prank”. I had something similar happen to me and it is definitely not a “prank” or a “joke”. Thank u Kurt boy & Jacob for calling Sebastian balls out
You didn't capitalize Balls, so I thought you said: "Thanks u Kurt & Jacob for calling Sebastian. Balls out
@@gasterthemaster6490this is the best thing ive ever heard
the “apology” video pissed me off. the fact that he used the excuse of HIS DAD’S COWORKER possibly having COVID and sitting on the floor and crying to get sympathy for exploiting people’s trauma for views is so pathetic and ignorant. also all cops are balls
its narcissism. remember the look and just stay clear of people like that (theres about 1 in every 10 people)
He’s milking it so much- like Yknow I get for being scared of it but this????
It's pathetic imo
everyone with haikyuu pfp is so good and fresh agh ily
@@jake-bg1qp awww that’s so nice thank you so much!!!
as someone who has had cancer i rlly appreciate this dynamic of jacob being comfortable joking about it with kurtis, like cancer treatment is already hard enough without ur best friends stepping on eggshells around u fr
Hes so over the top about it I love it and I stan him
I excepted more people to reply then just one person
@@kidcloner7145 right? Lmfao
My brother was the same way when he had cancer. Definitely made it so he, and everyone else, were able to cope with everything easier. Plus some people are so scared to say or do something wrong that they just avoid the other person all together. So, by having a repertoire with people about it he was able to keep himself from feeling isolated, and be treated like a different person. Hopefully that makes sense.
I hope you're doing well now :)
1:19 why did this make me realize that jacob really looks like mr clean, like the bone structure, eye color, nose, eye wrinkles, forehead wrinkle, ears, neck, the shirt, Jacob Sharpe is fuckin Mr Clean #conspiracy
usually i put videos at 2x speed because i have a short attention span but the one exception is this video because their delivery is so perfect
It’s so weird seeing him without cheap fake orange tan
lmao ikr he looks 100 times better but hes still mad ugly tho
Laci Moreland agree bruh
No one: Me: *immediately assumes you're talking about Jacob* Okay but-
The only good tan, is an all natural tan.
Hey do u have a petition for me to sign? I saw The Manny so...
The scene in the bed makes me so uncomfortable, I can’t imagine how it feels like for people who actually went through that.
Literally like you're a cat and the other person is a lion. And they're on all fours prowling and inching closer to you and so you close your eyes and wait for the impending pounce. Then afterwards you feel like a chair or a lamp or pillow. Not human. Just something for other people to use. And you always feel like the lion is in the background....waiting... So to see him make that video....makes me so sick.
from some1 who actually went through that it was the LITERAL worst fing, it sux even more bc of the tone he used. not a prank more like a mockery
My brain just turned off when the bed scene came on. I mentally could not absorb any information anymore, and I was just hollow until it cut back to Kurtis and Jacob. I don’t mean to speak for everyone, but here’s how I would describe it: Your brain knows how much it’s going to hurt, so it stops feeling anything. You get goosebumps and your stomach turns, but at the same time you can’t feel anything but numb. You look at the door and windows to make sure they’re closed and locked, but you can’t move to check them because your body is curled up and frozen. You have to be totally covered by clothes or blankets, no matter how hot it is, because any bare skin reminds you how vulnerable you are. You feel hunted. You never stop feeling hunted.
It feels like you can't breathe, like the walls are closing in and at least for me I start feeling hands on me
As someone who has been through it, I kinda went numb when that was on. The fact that A) they think it's funny and B) they broadcast to children just turns my stomach.
It makes me so happy to watch the new vids to see that Jacob beat cancer
Bro if he joined the military he would have been Private Balls
That "aw shoot" was the most Canadian thing ever.
Next to Douche Canoue
10:18
@@kylaajm3411 douche canouche
@@simone991 you're hired
Why aren’t all men like Kurtis and jacob
@YeeYeeJuice put down the axe
I think you mean *why aren't all men Kurtis and Jacob*
Indeed
@@hsimone That's better
Because they don't drink respect juice
the balls bit had me struggling to breathe 💀💀
I read this as "my balls are struggling to breathe 💀💀"
i go back and rewatch these vids once in a while bc you two are like the funniest people together on camera. i just wanted to say how much i love jacobs presence and how happy i am with how far hes come since this video. he is so strong bro im gonna cry LMAO
I’m sorry but “I need to go to the war right now” absolutely killed me. Just like “the war” would do to him.
That's how kids talk when they play pretend
Hahaha I'm dead! Just like he would be
That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen lol
It made me burst into laughter, “The WAR?”
"I NeEd tO GO to ThE wAR NOw" *STOMP* *STOMP* *STOMP*
When you feel bad for laughing at someone with cancer's cancer joke...
your pfp is everyone watching sebastian’s videos
when you dont feel bad because it's funny ......
I don’t think you should feel bad in this case. He makes jokes so people can laugh with him. He’s a comedian and I’m sure he wouldn’t be upset by it (unless you’re making fun of him)
Nah dude dont feel bad! I had cancer twice and literally i always joked about that shit with my friends (especially the ones who were there with me through the first AND second time). Sometimes people get uncomfortable or feel bad for laughing along but just think of it as something that helps them to ease the pain and stress over it :) Especially because its a time when its that much harder to find the humor in things.
Liz Nolan proud of you
I was SA when i was 7 so the last prank from Sebastian really triggered me I can't believe that so many people make fun of SA... Also thanks for this video and all your other videos 🙏🙇
In all seriousness this dude being able to joke about his cancer is some real strength, you go glen coco
GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO! GLEN COCO!
4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO
Agreed
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@@juliajello3558 annnd none for Gretchen Weiners bye! Who sent that?
"show us the winduh" lives in my brain constantly
this video makes my heart go skittles color
It's really weird, because Sebastian has that energy that feels both homophobic AND gay at the same time EDIT:As a heads up this wasn't an invitation for straights to stereotype gays
Yeah it's really weird and kind of scary 😳 I wouldn't want to be in the same room as him ever 🏃
me in 7th grade
I agree he does seem like that lol
kalvin garrah enters the chat
So... Ellen?