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The Rise of Skywalker, and The Fall of Star Wars (Part 2)

The Critical Drinker
2019 ж. 21 Жел.
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Join me for Part 2 of my Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker review.

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    @TheCriticalDrinker@TheCriticalDrinker4 жыл бұрын

    • The Critical Drinker do think Star Wars will ever recover from this?

      @godzilla8984@godzilla89844 жыл бұрын

    • Took you a lot of bottles to make pt2... I feel your pain, just watched this mess of a movie.

      @theDigited@theDigited4 жыл бұрын

    • You sir are amazing.I also love your video game stuff! Been playing resident evil since 96' keep up hard work man! We love you over here in Ohio!

      @Beldingbrettm_@Beldingbrettm_4 жыл бұрын

    • love it

      @jackhorny127@jackhorny1274 жыл бұрын

    • Thank You The Critical Drinker Because, “In a Time of Universal Deceit Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act”

      @ZENMASTERME1@ZENMASTERME14 жыл бұрын

  • The worst thing is that, they actually had Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher etc. and they used them so badly.

    @apollo-n4148@apollo-n41484 жыл бұрын

    • It is nearly a crime - the way they abused the former lead characters. Minimalizing them to mere caricatures of their former glory. The Critical Drinker properly dissects these recent crapola deliveries from Disney. JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy should be removed from the movie industry.

      @jeffj2495@jeffj24954 жыл бұрын

    • My heart hearts wen I think of that

      @sexpanther60ofthetimeitwor93@sexpanther60ofthetimeitwor934 жыл бұрын

    • To not have a scene of all the originals together is beyond criminal. A team of middle schoolers with a camera, while not having a Disney budget or resources, would at least make a more heartfelt trilogy of films.

      @eightykakes15@eightykakes154 жыл бұрын

    • Well, on the defense of Force Awakens, the death of Han Solo was pretty intense and sad, it was unexpected, and also to see all the different emotions going through Kylo Ren's face during that moment was good acting on his part. I agree with what you guys are saying but at the same time let's not shit on everything either...

      @lajeandom@lajeandom4 жыл бұрын

    • @@lajeandom It's not about sh1tting on anything... In fact, I have nothing against originals dying... Han should have died in Act 2, not 1. It would mirror the danger he was in during TESB. There's just too much finality in the early part of the story while they keep pushing these bland new characters to the forefront.

      @eightykakes15@eightykakes154 жыл бұрын

  • "GEORGE LUCAS was able to build this in a cave, FROM A BOX OF SCRAP!"

    @ravenclawtom@ravenclawtom3 жыл бұрын

    • Damn right and nice pun to Ironman

      @chadrainternational7777@chadrainternational77773 жыл бұрын

    • Well, I'm sorry. I'm not George Lucas.

      @wahlex841@wahlex8413 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@wahlex841 Yes he's not, he is not even hammer at his best

      @gunjantripathi3340@gunjantripathi33403 жыл бұрын

    • Hardly. He ripped off Hidden Fortress.

      @davidbowles7281@davidbowles72813 жыл бұрын

    • Pure gold

      @christianbaker3564@christianbaker35643 жыл бұрын

  • It’s been 3+ years and the closing monologue is the truest words that have been spoken about Disney Star Wars

    @dereklee8309@dereklee830911 ай бұрын

    • You can expand it to every person that works on a Disney movie now.

      @derkatwork33@derkatwork339 ай бұрын

    • Can't agree more!

      @boglaritamas@boglaritamas8 ай бұрын

    • Until the panderverse

      @kennywilkinson913@kennywilkinson9135 ай бұрын

    • Yes sir!

      @JasonSmithPsychedelicTherapist@JasonSmithPsychedelicTherapist28 күн бұрын

  • "I'm just f ing glad they left Darth Vader out of this. i guess there are some graves that even Disney aren't willing to desecrate, not yet atleast." 3 years later and Obi-Wan series happens.

    @maziyarhashemi6110@maziyarhashemi6110 Жыл бұрын

    • Exactly! Disney has learned nothing, sadly, from the sequels. They are continuing to ruin Star Wars on Disney+ now.

      @enfieldjohn101@enfieldjohn101 Жыл бұрын

    • Well they didn't bring him back from the dead

      @themarsman5155@themarsman5155 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, but I actually enjoyed Obi-Wan at least

      @Darkvalentine333@Darkvalentine333 Жыл бұрын

    • Obi wan was much better at least. And I think Vader was portrayed excellently

      @brisks7092@brisks7092 Жыл бұрын

    • That show made BOTH Obi Wan and Anakin sniveling PUSSIES. You expect me to believe he hesitated during Order 66 allowing a youngling to simply walk away. And that Obi Wan, the Jedi Master that defeated Anakin fucking Skywalker on mustafar now runs away and hides from the same bitch who never became a Padawan FUCK YOU DISNEY

      @syzionaurifex5383@syzionaurifex5383 Жыл бұрын

  • When Rey “killed” Chewy I remember thinking “oh well, does it really matter at this point”...That’s what Disney has done...make a 30 year fan not care anymore.

    @skipaday162@skipaday1624 жыл бұрын

    • @Kel Steele Dude after the ending of TLJ, I had the same thought... Though to be fair while I'm 31, I'm more of a casual fan who's only seen the prequels and Clone Wars cartoons...

      @DemonicRemption@DemonicRemption4 жыл бұрын

    • Totally agree, I felt the same.

      @silvia-90_@silvia-90_4 жыл бұрын

    • I'm 30 and a huge fan of everything star wars. I couldn't agree more with you

      @radiosilence17@radiosilence174 жыл бұрын

    • George Lucas accomplished that for me with the prequels. Midi-chlorians, Jar Jar, little Anakin accidentally blowing up all those ships. Such awful films. Return of the Jedi was also quite awful. Ewoks, a Death Star rehash, terrible script, acting, and directing. People acting like all of a sudden Star Wars got messed up. Haha. It hasn't actually been good in almost 40 years. Although very derivative, at least Force Awakens was a good effort at rebooting the franchise. Last Jedi imploded the new Trilogy and Rise of Skywalker is a rushed mess. Btw, I was a Star Wars fan 40 years ago. I saw the first film in '79 (rereleased to my local theater). A New Hope and Empire were incredibly important in my life. I was the biggest Star Wars fan ever. But, it was all down hill from Jedi onward.

      @powerpopjoey@powerpopjoey4 жыл бұрын

    • I actually got really pissed off, like wow thanks Rey if you weren't already dislike-able enough you killed Chewie.

      @JaysenKov@JaysenKov4 жыл бұрын

  • LOL. This is way better than the actual movie.

    @gab_ale@gab_ale4 жыл бұрын

    • After The Last Jedi I knew this movie would be shit and it's the first one I have no interest in seeing the cinema, but at least it's brought on very entertaining angry reviews

      @Crobian@Crobian4 жыл бұрын

    • You mean Succ Wars: The Rise of Identify Theft?

      @wookiejesusofnazarethkashy1940@wookiejesusofnazarethkashy19404 жыл бұрын

    • I don't plan to watch the movie, but watched hours of reviews, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks Drinker for yours, that was great!

      @mapsofbeing5937@mapsofbeing59374 жыл бұрын

    • Spot on.

      @jedimasterham2@jedimasterham24 жыл бұрын

    • @@mapsofbeing5937 I just downloaded a torrent because I wanted to know what all the bad reviews were about. What a waste of time, stick to the critical drinker's review and safe yourself either cringing or nodding off

      @arhu74@arhu744 жыл бұрын

  • Fun Fact: Lukes X-Wing has spent more time at the bottom of swamps and oceans then it has spent time in actual space....

    @matthewchandler7845@matthewchandler78452 жыл бұрын

    • LoL

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын

    • But well, the one shown in last Jedi is a ARC fighter, made in the clone wars Either that or it’s the one he lifted, can’t remember and can’t be bothered, Rey pilots a ARC I think, Don’t ask me why Luke has two different Spacecraft, from the clone wars and the Empire, Both underwater, One able to fly, and the other not But yes,

      @glauberglousger6643@glauberglousger664311 ай бұрын

  • That final monologue... an absolute gem.

    @antspants88@antspants88 Жыл бұрын

    • And the why he said his iconic closing words... You can tell how forlorn and disappointed he felt.

      @jwroot@jwroot Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, this one took a lot outta the Drinker. Ive watched his reviews twice, but the movie only once. Forgot about sooo much bs, like the space horses 🙄

      @drewcover2864@drewcover286411 ай бұрын

    • Watching again after Indy 5… if only they’d listened.

      @LordMarps@LordMarps10 ай бұрын

    • The thing is, the great story in Wagner's ring operas, Lord of the Rings, Narnia and Star Wars is that "everything is secular now", but the memory of the supernatural and metaphysical made it feel deep and significant. Now that the memory is gone, "everything is secular" can only mean "everything is political".

      @seriouscat2231@seriouscat223110 ай бұрын

  • So, minor point but I find it also annoying, does Rey only possess one set of clothes? They are suited to a desert environment, but why wouldn't she wear different clothing as dictated by whatever environment she was in? In the originals, all the characters had clothing that matched the setting. Is everyone so stupid that we wont recognize the characters unless they look exactly like they did when they were introduced? Annoying.

    @foehammer8702@foehammer87024 жыл бұрын

    • Aaron Brooks Yeah it’s weird. Haven’t they realised they can sell more toys that way too?!

      @butternut8901@butternut89014 жыл бұрын

    • Lol... That bugged me as well. She has the exact same hairstyle as a child too, like we weren't smart enough to recognize that was REY as a child. Not some other child but REY!!

      @reneelasswell3734@reneelasswell37344 жыл бұрын

    • These Disney Wars "stars" are such bad characters with such little character developmemt that actually no they would not be recognized in new outfits.

      @ssumrall70@ssumrall704 жыл бұрын

    • Nope, I thought the exact same thing when I saw the first trailer. I was like, "Seriously? She's wearing the same thing again?" In the OT, Luke's wardrobe went through a progression like his character. He started off wide-eyed and optimistic, wearing all white. By RotJ, he was wearing all black and his demeanor was stoic and measured. Rey's costume is the perfect representation of her character. She doesn't change or grow because she doesn't need to.

      @dad_doesnt_get_it3994@dad_doesnt_get_it39944 жыл бұрын

    • @@dad_doesnt_get_it3994 Rey and Kylo are BOTH worthless characters and 99% of Star Wars fans don't care about them.

      @ssumrall70@ssumrall704 жыл бұрын

  • Why is the writing in Hollywood so bad? Seriously, the actors, sets and cgi are all fantastic, but the foundation, the writing, is just terrible.

    @sunbro6998@sunbro69984 жыл бұрын

    • Depends on the Hollywood movie

      @justinstewart1057@justinstewart10574 жыл бұрын

    • @@justinstewart1057 well yes. Like Joker, very good. But the mainstream blockbusters have atrocious writing.

      @sunbro6998@sunbro69984 жыл бұрын

    • Nepotism.

      @danke1150@danke11504 жыл бұрын

    • Because you people continue to pay for it. That’s why.

      @MaxPower2719@MaxPower27194 жыл бұрын

    • Because they hire based on race, gender and twitter rating .. instead of writing skill

      @sotirmilivojevic6233@sotirmilivojevic62334 жыл бұрын

  • Some wise guy said this on the other side of KZhead: "It actually all started with the Force Awakens. It literally undid everything the original heroes achieved. Relagated Luke to an island, leia to a failed general, and Han back to his smuggling ways. Turned a rebellion that won back into a small pack of "resistance" It also narrowed the world down again to just Skywalkers and recloned Vader and the empire in Kylo and the first order. I don't know why so many people fail to see how terrible of a setup TFA was for the rest of the sequels" And it sums it up perfectly IMO.

    @lordtornado3321@lordtornado3321 Жыл бұрын

    • It was a terrible setup, Not impossible to solve, but something better would’ve been preferable (Make Snoke trained under a holocron, hell, If they have to, make it Palpatine’s, Luke was simply too far away to save Han, however, he knows that someone has found the map, sensed Leia, or something, or just have him arrive at the resistance The first order are the remnants of the empire, and so many people are still sorting things out, it’s why the first order rose These are just some ideas I came up with on the spot, not impossible to fix, but probably ends up being the worst of the trilogy, with 2 being second best, and the last one? Much better, assuming the first half of two is left answering questions, and parts of 3 as well)

      @glauberglousger6643@glauberglousger664311 ай бұрын

    • TFA was atleast willed with hope for Star Wars, movie had me feeling like the beginning of something new but instead we got the same old shit just in a new format.

      @yusufraage8554@yusufraage855411 ай бұрын

    • The trouble begins right in the opening crawl of TFA. "The First Order has risen from the ashes of the Empire." And . . . that's it. That's all the explanation we're going to get. This will NOT be explained but it HAS to be explained.

      @KneelB4Bacon@KneelB4Bacon10 ай бұрын

    • @@KneelB4Bacon This "explanation" required multiple book in the old EU and even then remnants of the Empire kinda collapsed all over again. The remarkable difference was that there was an actual NEW REPUBLIC reformed by the ex-rebels. This never was even mentioned in the disney sequels. Where was the republic all this time to let the New Order a.k.a. Empire rise up??

      @lordtornado3321@lordtornado332110 ай бұрын

    • @@lordtornado3321 Yup. Rian wanted a reboot of "A New Hope" right down to "Rebels vs Empire" but the existing universe didn't allow him to make the movie he wanted to make. So he just said, "f*ck it" and put that nonsense in the title crawl and called it a day. When Lando shows up with those hundreds of ships in ROS, JJ has no explanation for them beyond that awful, "they're just . . . people" line. Both JJ and Rian did NO world building in all three movies. We never see the Rebels massing ships or making plans. So at the end of the THIRD movie, we STILL know nothing about the Republic, other than that it was nothing more than those six planets that JJ blew up in the first movie. "They're just people" is the only thing JJ CAN say. Also, JJ just wanted to have his big space battle, so explanations weren't important to him. His only criteria for writing scenes is "wouldn't it be cool if . . ."

      @KneelB4Bacon@KneelB4Bacon10 ай бұрын

  • Damn, your closing remarks to Disney was better written and thought out than the entire sequel trilogy.

    @maybetoby@maybetoby9 ай бұрын

  • Apathy is death. And the only thing I feel about this movie is apathy.

    @obi-wankenobi8406@obi-wankenobi84064 жыл бұрын

    • Let the hate flow through you. It gives you focus.

      @aitchisondaniel@aitchisondaniel4 жыл бұрын

    • You should have slapped anakin when you had the chance. Repeatedly.

      @dakkahead517@dakkahead5174 жыл бұрын

    • And Star Wars is dead.

      @pilouuuu@pilouuuu4 жыл бұрын

    • Hopefully they will make a trilogy about you

      @nassa8334@nassa83344 жыл бұрын

    • Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects.

      @Funkin_Disher@Funkin_Disher4 жыл бұрын

  • Critical Drinker: your message to Disney is BIBLICAL! Everything that needs to be said, you touched on perfectly.

    @andre595zero@andre595zero4 жыл бұрын

    • Aye. Tho I don't agree with all of his reviews, he's always spot on when it comes to SW.

      @burningmisery@burningmisery4 жыл бұрын

    • Andre Moto the way he said go away now this time sounded like he actually meant it not as a joke but as if he really wanted some time to dwell on Star Wars

      @macnchez3518@macnchez35184 жыл бұрын

    • The music was a really good touch.

      @joewamsley8004@joewamsley80044 жыл бұрын

    • @@joewamsley8004 i need to watch platoon again ^^

      @FearOfTheCat@FearOfTheCat4 жыл бұрын

    • DISNEY RUINED Star Wars,,,MERRY CHRISTMAS. !!!!

      @JayaMadhavadas@JayaMadhavadas4 жыл бұрын

  • Three years later, a die hard Star Wars fan, and I still haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker. I feel great 👍

    @trevorslinkard31@trevorslinkard318 ай бұрын

    • I pretend the saga ended up successfully in TROTJ.

      @MarvinHartmann452@MarvinHartmann4528 ай бұрын

    • Same here, never watched 9 because 8 Was so bad. I got Star wars jedi fallen order for free on ea play 2 years ago, but never installed it because i dont care in the slightest these days...

      @apfelnudel@apfelnudel7 ай бұрын

    • @Apfelnudel: I can beat that. I haven’t even watched 8 yet, since 7 was already very weird. They did not explain a single shit in this movie and everything that happens happens so randomly, because the plot wants it to. Like there’s a new empire aka New Order now. Like how? And the resistance is basically beaten. Why and by what? And there’s a Stormtrooper who suddenly switches to the rebels in a matter of minutes and has then no problem killing dozens of his former teammates. Really? So he meets a guy who should logically be very sceptical about the sudden change of minds of his new found pal, but fuck it. They’re best buddies now. So they flee and not only crash on a desert planet (how original), no, one of em just vanishes and the other immediately stumbles upon female MC 101. Of course, they instantly become best friends, too. WTF? Then they’re being attacked and flee using the Falcon which just happens to stand around there, ready for takeoff. Are you kidding me? Needless to say, Female MC 101 knows exactly how to fly this thing better than anyone in the galaxy and they escape. How convenient. Than they get caught by smugglers who just so happen to pass by, and guess what? It’s Han and Chewie of all people in the galaxy! Some idiotic monster scene later, they have some nostalgic blahblah and fly off to a bar, because that’s what I‘d want to do at this point, too…. The point where I completely lost it, was when CGI bartender-granny gave Female MC 101 Luke‘s lightsaber with no explanation whatsoever. Where did she get it from? How did she know what it is? Why does she give it to a total stranger? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I wasn’t even sad, when they killed off Han, my most beloved childhood hero besides He-Man. He was better off this way honestly. How you can fuck this up in so many monumental ways is just as much beyond me as the fact that people paid money to see 8 after they already experienced this clusterfuck of a movie.

      @Mozartkugel@Mozartkugel4 ай бұрын

    • @@Mozartkugel you’re both lucky and critical. At first I thought episode 7 was a hopeful step towards something sort of decent, but had I known what episode 8 would’ve been… yeah. Can’t blame me especially after Rogue One hit. Say what you will, that show slapped harder than it should’ve.

      @trevorslinkard31@trevorslinkard314 ай бұрын

    • Me neither 😅. After the last Jedi….that was it for me

      @tomassali8870@tomassali88704 ай бұрын

  • round headed simpleton is my favourite line in this whole series.

    @rtgMTB@rtgMTB Жыл бұрын

    • 🤣 yo, I heard that and laughed hard enough to need my shot of hemoglobin.

      @Resist_Oppression@Resist_Oppression Жыл бұрын

    • Comedy Gold.

      @darrenmarsh8830@darrenmarsh8830 Жыл бұрын

    • Also, Rian is a girl's name.

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын

  • Anakin: Cuts off Mace Windu's hand, kills Jedi, kills younglings, destroys the Jedi order, betrays the Republic, force chokes his wife, and tries killing his master and best friend just to learn the force ability to save people from dying. Rey: ... Well, guess she didn't need to go through any of that.

    @briant9792@briant97924 жыл бұрын

    • never even thought of that lmao. like force healing has basis in the lore but its pretty rare and difficult.

      @zoniannitrate2905@zoniannitrate29054 жыл бұрын

    • My biggest problem with this movie.

      @mysteriousmemethief8598@mysteriousmemethief85984 жыл бұрын

    • If Force healing is a Light side ability which can bring the dead back to life, then why didn't Yoda teach Anakin so he wouldn't be tempted? If Luke knew this ability, why didn't he just heal Anakin as he was dying?

      @IndianaJoe0321@IndianaJoe03214 жыл бұрын

    • Brian T GUESS FUCKING NOT

      @handsomest1@handsomest14 жыл бұрын

    • @@IndianaJoe0321 because plothole

      @Revan-eb1wb@Revan-eb1wb4 жыл бұрын

  • Disney star wars is not canon.

    @gaz9556@gaz95564 жыл бұрын

    • Gaz 995 hahahahah

      @Thekylezone@Thekylezone4 жыл бұрын

    • How about Lucasfilm Star Wars? Cuz they made this movie, Disney didn’t.

      @captainrednek9301@captainrednek93014 жыл бұрын

    • Gaz 995 Due to George Lucas’s lack of involvement in these movies, that is actually a legitimate argument.

      @azariasthelast@azariasthelast4 жыл бұрын

    • Disney Star Wars, has been Ghostbusters 2016'd! #NotCanon

      @jhnxavier@jhnxavier4 жыл бұрын

    • Gaz 995 this shit is toxic to the fandom , if you don’t like it fine, but the sequel trilogy IS CANON no matter how much you wanna ostrich mode your face in the dirt

      @Gorthug.@Gorthug.4 жыл бұрын

  • Oh Drinker, Thank you. I've never encountered a movie critic who cared so much or expressed it so well. Somebody had to say it and I'm glad it was you.The last part of this video gave me actual chills. I was 26 when the first Star Wars came out, and the lines at the Plitt Theater in LA snaked out and down and around the buildings, where people left the theater and got right back in line to wait hours to see it again. The original trilogy will, yes, endure. Carrie Fisher said, around 1984, "Nobody will ever know how hard those movies were to make."

    @tricivenola8164@tricivenola81642 жыл бұрын

    • Wow that's a fine saying, I respect you for saying this and now it's nothing but greed and crap that are killing franchises

      @andrewreynolds912@andrewreynolds912 Жыл бұрын

    • Hollywood pushes things that Fantasy novel writers have great difficulty pushing and making profit and this is party because novel writers do not have a monopoly and have to compete in a real market, in the real world, The only strong liberals ones that i have come across where super cheap books that books stores and supermarket have trouble selling, Dollar books. Hollywood need real competition and this cannot happen without breaking the monopoly, forcing Hollywood to fail or join the real world. Hollywood is a purely political and propaganda based machine.

      @masterlee9822@masterlee9822 Жыл бұрын

    • You have seen the RedLetterMedia Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels, I hope? Otherwise, I recommend :)

      @juliusjournal@juliusjournal5 ай бұрын

  • Oh good Lord. I've never had a movie review bring up tears. I was crying through the last few minutes of this review. I'm 55 and grew up with Star Wars. It's been heartbreaking to see it destroyed (I bailed out after TLJ; I got the "fuck you" he talks about here loud and clear.) Speaking truth to power. Well done, Critical Drinker!

    @timwarneka5681@timwarneka5681 Жыл бұрын

    • I beat you - I bailed halfway through -Bantam Chook- , sorry, Phantom Mess. Unwatchable. Yes, I am in the 'There's only 3 Star Wars movies' camp.

      @robnunya572@robnunya572 Жыл бұрын

    • @@robnunya572 You are a better man than I, Rob. I was very, very bitter after PM, but I thought I would give TLJ a shot ...

      @timwarneka5681@timwarneka5681 Жыл бұрын

  • "I'm Rey." "Rey, who?" "Rey Franchise-Killer."

    @Reishadowen@Reishadowen3 жыл бұрын

    • All of my friends call her 'Rey "all-the-jedi" Skywalker'

      @lucasmiller8338@lucasmiller83383 жыл бұрын

    • @@lucasmiller8338 Omg...How dare you call her Skywalker -_-

      @tiemkain@tiemkain3 жыл бұрын

    • Facts.

      @donz6211@donz62113 жыл бұрын

    • @@lucasmiller8338 kill them kill them all m

      @dhilipans5412@dhilipans54123 жыл бұрын

    • They should have made Rey Luke's daughter, but noooo let's make her Hitler's daughter instead. How'd that work out for ya "JJ?"

      @robertmacdonnell258@robertmacdonnell2583 жыл бұрын

  • "Kylo died of embarrassment" LOL cannot unhear this truth

    @MillennialBro@MillennialBro4 жыл бұрын

    • Rey's bad breath killed him. Just like Anakin, he was "haunted by the kiss"!

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

    • He just flopped over and died

      @sweetbread4190@sweetbread41904 жыл бұрын

    • Savage dude!!!!! LOL. OMG

      @sallgoodman2323@sallgoodman23234 жыл бұрын

    • He realized his acting career was over.

      @medic1937@medic19374 жыл бұрын

    • I know... The Critical Drinker has a deep and sympathetic intuition.

      @oliversmith9200@oliversmith92004 жыл бұрын

  • I just rewatched this after 3 years, and damn Drinker that closing monologue are still some of your most beautifully savage words.

    @mcspud@mcspud9 ай бұрын

  • The worst part is using the dagger to find the location/room in the Death Star. So,… there’s this dagger that was made before the Death Star blew up, that then miraculously perfectly aligns with a miraculous piece of the Death Star that miraculously survived rentry on Endor, which is a forest moon and not a water planet, to point out a room in the Death Star that only Palpetine knew existed because it’s a hidden room in his chambers…. Right…. I knew palpo could see the future a bit by this is taking the biscuit

    @1984ned@1984ned9 ай бұрын

  • Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.

    @4piousmen@4piousmen4 жыл бұрын

    • :D

      @MartasZLA@MartasZLA4 жыл бұрын

    • Only she has a charisma of a chewed up popsicle stick, and is equally capable.

      @Lucitaur@Lucitaur3 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed the only difference is Palpatine is an actual mastermind and genius and also not hard on the eyes as opposed to Kennedy LOL

      @user-dr3tb1db6t@user-dr3tb1db6t3 жыл бұрын

    • I bet her skin is all wrinkles too

      @Music--ng8cd@Music--ng8cd3 жыл бұрын

    • @@Lucitaur At least a popsicle stick can still be burned and give off light and heat

      @Music--ng8cd@Music--ng8cd3 жыл бұрын

  • You're not a Skywalker until you lose a goddamn limb.

    @Rurukuken@Rurukuken3 жыл бұрын

    • Factual

      @augiehicks4588@augiehicks45883 жыл бұрын

    • And a hallway scene.

      @ryanhasproblems@ryanhasproblems3 жыл бұрын

    • Schmi didn't lose a limb, but I guess she lost her life. Does that count?

      @hamshankscps1049@hamshankscps10493 жыл бұрын

    • @@hamshankscps1049 If you treat you life like a limb yes

      @Dash-lx4ng@Dash-lx4ng3 жыл бұрын

    • She will never be a skywalker.

      @immafannotafanatic896@immafannotafanatic8963 жыл бұрын

  • You can hear the pain, sorrow and sadness in his voice towards the end. RIP STAR WARS.

    @anonfaceless6088@anonfaceless60882 жыл бұрын

  • I come back to this every few months when I get frustrated with whatever dumb starwars trend is occurring that week. It just feels so good to listen to this to get out the frustration of Disney destroying the franchise I used to love.

    @Buzz1776@Buzz17768 ай бұрын

  • I've been avoiding spoilers, not because I'm going to see this movie, but because I wanted the Drinker to be the one to tell me how it goes.

    @shadyparadox@shadyparadox4 жыл бұрын

    • shadyparadox same here, the more inebriated the reviewer is the more honest too

      @chucksenhowzen9740@chucksenhowzen97404 жыл бұрын

    • The Critical Drinker is taking one for the team by watching this poor excuse of a movie and telling us all about it.

      @VassagoM@VassagoM4 жыл бұрын

    • It's not as bad as the last jedi I'll say that

      @idipped2521@idipped25214 жыл бұрын

    • I have a feeling that Drinker’s summary review is better than the actual movie itself. Thanks for saving me the time and money!

      @gregkarris6869@gregkarris68694 жыл бұрын

    • @@gregkarris6869 your feeling is incorrect. The movie actually rocks

      @RM3MB3R@RM3MB3R4 жыл бұрын

  • I never understood why J.R.R. Tolkien wanted to keep Disney away from The Lord of the Rings. Now that Disney has destroyed Star Wars, I fully understand.

    @quantumfoam2843@quantumfoam28434 жыл бұрын

    • In all fairness Disney was a very different animal in Tolkien's day, but your point still stands.

      @jkincaid582@jkincaid5824 жыл бұрын

    • The man was even smarter then we knew!

      @silentk59@silentk594 жыл бұрын

    • @Shane Bruhhh.............Disney hired KK, KK should've been the leader with a researched concise plan. KK for whatever reason is so terrible that she let everyone do w.e they want. It's on Disney.

      @nathanhensn8717@nathanhensn87174 жыл бұрын

    • @Shane this. This is my problem. He can't write anything original. He can't write a good twist, let alone think it's a good idea to throw to what would normally be major ones about lineage into the same trilogy (Ben Solo and Rey Palpatine). But most importantly, he didn't plan ahead. Yes, I know he wasn't supposed to direct this one. But it's a trilogy, supposedly with a common story thread. With 3 different directors/writers, they needed to make that outline of what story beats to hit in each part, and they didn't think it needed to be done. He had Kasdan for Force Awakens but I don't really know how much was him or JJ. Han dying I'm pretty sure was Lawrence, but beyond that, I'm not sure. JJ, this entire thing is on you. Not Kathleen, dare I say not entirely Disney, you. You wrote Rian into a box. You caused that to happen. And because of it, you were put into an even smaller box. You didn't outline. You didn't plan. You just said fuck it and went. And now, you broke it. The very thing you love. The very thing that inspired you to become what you are. And you destroyed it.

      @joekaput747@joekaput7474 жыл бұрын

    • @Shane tons of praise? Pull your head out of your rotten tomatoe.

      @rockabillyrhino3151@rockabillyrhino31514 жыл бұрын

  • I'd already forgotten about the movie-- it was a one-time deal that I couldn't wait until it was over. The movie was hackneyed where the characters were little more than props and where the constraints of energy/force use became boundless and unbelievable. Star Wars has veered well into the magic realm but even magic realms need rules to be comprehensible. Star Wars for me will forever be the first 3 movies. Disney cannot churn out enough content to make me forget the inspired awe I felt when watching a New Hope.

    @JamesChapman-er6gk@JamesChapman-er6gk7 ай бұрын

    • You still mad at the prequels even after all the BS disney has done? For shame.

      @maxmazzotti6651@maxmazzotti66512 ай бұрын

    • The prequels are light years ahead of everything that's come out since. And in my judgement, those movies are a step down from the originals. Having said that, I would be thrilled to see movies that met the standard of the prequels. No where in my comment did I disparage those moves. But apparently, you wanted to infer that.

      @JamesChapman-er6gk@JamesChapman-er6gk2 ай бұрын

    • You know it's kind of weird, after all these years, regardless of how I feel about the prequels, I can always remember enjoying sitting there watching them with my friends, even laughing at them with good nature. But I have not been able to sit still for a single one of these Disney Star Wars films. I'm not a mega mega Star Wars fan, but I'm very familiar with the EU, and regardless of what anyone thinks of the prequels, I can still look back on them fondly, even admitting their flaws

      @danieldeclue1466@danieldeclue1466Ай бұрын

  • Every time Drinker says, “F#CK OFF FILM,” I die laughing because at that point, it’s all you can say

    @bottleneck69@bottleneck69 Жыл бұрын

    • You should also take a shot of your favorite hard beverage every time he says that. And every time he says "whatever". And every time he says "it'll be fine". And every time he says "I guess". And every time that old lady smells shite it any of the other memes make their appearance... I'll go to my hepatologist now.

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@marbellaotaiza801 And every time he says "Don't Know!" 😂

      @andrewpetik2034@andrewpetik203410 ай бұрын

    • And that guy sitting in the chair while the Drinker says F@ck off film! That guy alone makes me laugh! Who is he?

      @andrewpetik2034@andrewpetik203410 ай бұрын

  • Dude, the ending message in this vid probably enticed more emotions than the whole new trillogy combined.

    @markwonder8168@markwonder81684 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely!

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

    • The Critical Drinker is an astute observer of our movie universe. Behind his probably-false drunk act, he is a serious movie reviewer. I like the way he shreds these recent Star Wars debacles. But it is a shame that he can. Instead these recent movies should have been a gemstone on top of the crown jewels, whereas the movies are instead just crap.

      @jeffj2495@jeffj24954 жыл бұрын

    • You should watch his reviews of the most recent James Bond film and "Rambo: Last Blood". The funniest part is the part in the Rambo movie where Gabriella's friends take her out drinking to "clear....her....head". Hilarious!!!

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

    • Made me tear up at the end 😢

      @MJT409@MJT4094 жыл бұрын

    • TRoS was much much better then TFA/TLJ. And fortunately had less agenda and SJW crap in it that it wanted to force push down our throat. It also gave respect to Luke, Palpatine etc. But still the old trilogy is more like Shakespeare against Mickey Mouse. The only interesting/memorable new character in the new trilogy for me is Kylo. He has his struggles and finaly returns to the light. Also its strange that healing is a light side power now as Yoda explained one should let go and Palpatine explains that keeping the ones you love from dying by manipulating the force is a darkside ability. We have seen the Sister on Mortis give her life though and leaving some of her essence within Ashoka. So in this sence Rey bears the name Skywalker through Bens sacrifice. Also some other things could have been solved better. e.g. the massive new fleet could have been an old Sith fleet burried on Exogul that Palpatine just rebuilt with robots. They would have looked different, but still propably had made more sence. Also the dagger made no sence. They should have rather found an old recording of some dude that concluded through examination of the DS plans that Palpatine must have had one or more of these way finders in a hidden chamber on the DS and one may still be there to recover.

      @KoljaBeckmann_music@KoljaBeckmann_music4 жыл бұрын

  • Your closing statement hit painfully HARD... it was everything I've been wanting to say since I took my dad to The Force Awakens, the two of us excited for the long-overdue continuation of the Original Trilogy... only to sit there looking at the sad expression on my dad's face as Han Solo was stabbed through the guts and thrown down a garbage cute. 20 years prior he had introduced me to Star Wars as a little boy, letting me sneak into the living room while my mom was asleep so I could watch Empire Strikes Back on cable. It was like having ice cream for the first time... Star Wars was something magical. Watching Luke desperately reach out with the force to his lightsabre gave me goosebumps. Later, I wore the damn cartridge out playing Rogue Squadron on N64. I didn't bond with the Prequels as "my generation's Star Wars", but appreciated them because they at least have a genuine Star Wars vibe. They were a fun adventure, Ian was sinister as Palpatine, Ewan did a fantastic job as Obi-Wan and when he tells a dying Anakin that he was his brother and loved him... you feel genuine heartache. The Prequels deserve respect. But the Sequel Trilogy... absolutely gutted every Star Wars fan I know. We all went as a group to Last Jedi and rode home in the car with PTSD from Luke's death. From then on, the one guy at work who liked Last Jedi was run out of the job and Ep9 was DOA to us. The consensus (like your closing statement) is that the Sequels were a deliberate, malicious and systematic dismantling of the Original Trilogy. The Rebellion was pointless. Han Solo failed his family and was murdered by his son. Luke Skywalker betrayed his principles and died pointlessly. Vader's sacrifice was in vain. R2D2 went from saving the primary and supporting cast 18 times in the first 6 films, to doing NOTHING. You can throw up "conspiracy theorist" accusations if you want, but it's in the playbook to destroy a culture's heroes and icons... Han Solo - *DEAD* Luke Skywalker - *DEAD* Wolverine - *DEAD* Ghostbusters - *REPLACED* Iron Man - *DEAD* John Connor - *DEAD* soon James Bond - *REPLACED* . Heartbreaking to see what has become of Star Wars, the arrogance of the people who did it and the cooing of the useful idiots who defend them. I grew up in the late 90's when only the Original Trilogy and a handful of games existed... I wish I could just go back. I guess I'll have do what many people do: consider films like Dark Fate and the Star Wars Sequels as "alternate universe" and illegitimate. This shit bothered me enough to result in one of the longest posts I've ever made in 12+ years on KZhead. Thank you for this video and for being one of the many out there vocally standing up to this crap. I've been reading the book "Inside The Star Wars Empire: A Memoir" and learning just how godly of an accomplishment the Original Trilogy was; a monumental effort by master craftsman who worked themselves to exhaustion performing miracles. Look into it, people. *LONG LIVE LUKE SKYWALKER AND THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY!*

    @30AndHatingIt@30AndHatingIt4 жыл бұрын

    • 30 And Hating It you’re right as long as nothing ever changes you’ll be fine. There’s a lot if us who love the new trilogy and especially the last chapter. Sorry you’re disappointed but you don’t reflect everyone. Have fun in your whinge.

      @tejgidda6305@tejgidda63054 жыл бұрын

    • I feel you. And I often wonder why all our stories have been torn town. Stories are important to a culture. The ancient Greeks had Hercules and Jason, the ancient Hebrews had Gideon and Samson, and so forth. Just because we knew our stories were fictional doesnt mean they didnt occupy the same space for us. But alas, some dark spirit has possessed our society and taken them from us. For what end I can't say.

      @Bobzonthejob@Bobzonthejob4 жыл бұрын

    • @@tejgidda6305 You dumbasses do not listen. It's not that things changed, it's HOW they changed; WHAT those changes were. Luke, Han, Anakin's sacrifice, the Rebellion - it was all ruined, all retconned to have been meaningless. Lucas wrote a six film saga to explore how Anakin - the prophecized Chosen One - brought balance to the Force by ending the Dark Side. Disney has undone that.

      @hanburgundy4317@hanburgundy43174 жыл бұрын

    • This is an excellent insight into the film, the original trilogy, and the impact Star Wars had on two generations. I saw the first movie in the theatre in the summer of ‘77. I took my children to see the second trilogy. My son took me to see the third trilogy. As a Star Wars fan for more than 40 years, I disliked The Force Awakens, I hated The Last Jedi, and I was expecting to hate The Rise of Skywalker - but the movie was pretty good, and most of the disrespectful elements of The Last Jedi have been reversed. If The Rise of Skywalker is judged as a stand-alone effort, it is not great, but not bad - not George Lucas caliber, but better than the other Disney debacles.

      @norm7257@norm72574 жыл бұрын

    • @@tejgidda6305 No one with an IQ above room temperature could like this shitpile.

      @reharl4953@reharl49534 жыл бұрын

  • The last 2 minutes? Insightful. Intelligent. Honest. Best review ever

    @davidsmith-hb1jx@davidsmith-hb1jx11 ай бұрын

  • The last message actually brought tears into my eyes. I try to ignore the new trilogy. They are not existing for me.

    @OehrchenVT@OehrchenVT Жыл бұрын

    • Same man I cried

      @jonathanbeamguard2765@jonathanbeamguard2765 Жыл бұрын

  • I so identify with the sad, dejected tone His Royal Drunkenness takes at the very end of the video. The world that I grew up with as a child of the first and only trilogy worth a damn has been destroyed by Disney and the most galling part of that is that they seem gleeful about it.

    @SombraPiloto@SombraPiloto4 жыл бұрын

    • Frank Bama Not me!😉 Because I do not acknowledge the new trilogy.

      @kingkong5483@kingkong54834 жыл бұрын

    • Disney made money off the deal. They will be up by several hundred million dollars by the time the air clears, and that is all they care about.

      @wotmot223@wotmot2234 жыл бұрын

    • It's nihilism man, they don't believe in anything, and they think the past needs to be unmade, or made just as meaningless as they think it is. Like Drinker said, vacuous. The same theme runs through a lot of big productions these days. Game of Thrones is a perfect example, besides Disney's Star Wars. It's probably a symptom of our culture, or is it that our culture is a symptom of this and other "art" being produced and pushed out to the masses.

      @jamescarter3708@jamescarter37084 жыл бұрын

    • It's always fun to take a dump on somebody else's work, when you're jealous of them. And they sure have reason to be, of far better writers.

      @sneeringimperialist6667@sneeringimperialist66674 жыл бұрын

    • @@jamescarter3708 Game of Thrones is not quite the same. George Lucas had an outline for this 'sequel trilogy' which was ignored by KK et al, because they knew better than the creator, or so they thought. GoT was, with hindsight, crippled at the outset by the omission of certain plot threads (eg, young Griff - his omission meant the whole Dorne plot went nowhere fast, besides everything else - and Jayne Poole), probably for reasons of cost, at a time when the show's budget was still relatively small; and by the seeming inability of the author to further his narrative during the entire eight year run of the show. The creation of the Night King by the showrunners, again with hindsight, did immense damage to the show at its endgame because having to vanquish not just one but two major foes in a handful of episodes reduced both antagonists to ciphers.

      @ShanghaiRooster@ShanghaiRooster4 жыл бұрын

  • That ending monologue directed at Disney was gorgeous.

    @gavinbrennan4787@gavinbrennan47874 жыл бұрын

    • it was awesome mate

      @mudguts24@mudguts244 жыл бұрын

    • I got genuine chills listening to it.

      @douglasdebisschop4122@douglasdebisschop41224 жыл бұрын

    • Too bad they deactivated comments on their channel, otherwise I’d have transcribed that message to them.

      @hmvd22@hmvd224 жыл бұрын

    • almost brought a tear to my eye. and made me so happy for, and proud of george and lucasfilm. thanks for your words

      @ItalianT747@ItalianT7474 жыл бұрын

    • @@hmvd22 they haven't disabled comments on all of their videos (yet), btw, if you're looking for a transcription of the ending speech, here it is, spread the word: “To the leaders of Disney and Lucasfilm, in the very slim hope that any of you happen to be watching this video (or reading this), I want to say this, I hope it was worth it. I hope the destruction of one of the greatest I.P.’s in the history of cinema, the humiliation of characters beloved by whole generations, the perversion of the heartfelt moral lessons taught by the original trilogy, the nullification of all the struggles and triumphs and sacrifices that came before, and the brutal and permanent division of the Star Wars fan base was all worth it for you. I hope it was worth it to have your little moments, to push your half baked politics and current year agendas into a story that was once timeless and universal, and I hope it brought you real pride and fulfillment to mock and belittle, and put down anyone who dared to question your actions. I know your pride and egos will never allow you to publicly admit just how badly you screwed this one up. I know you’ll never have the backbone and humility to take responsibility for this failure, but lying awake in your beds, in the small hours of the night, with only the darkness, and your even darker thoughts for company, maybe you’ll pause to reflect for a moment, on what you did. Maybe you’ll finally realize that despite all the money and the hollow accolades from people just as vacuous as yourselves, your most enduring legacy will be one of absolute failure. If anything good at all has come out of this disastrous mess, its that the scale of your incompetence only underscores the superiority of all the movies you tried so hard to bury, and forget. Lacking with less money, more primitive technology, and fewer resources, George Lucas achieved something you’ll never, ever equal. A legacy to be proud of. And believe me, you’re gonna have a very long time to think about that. Anyway, that’s all I have for today, go away now.” - Critical Drinker

      @jacitus@jacitus4 жыл бұрын

  • Standing ovation to you for that commentary at the end. I couldn't agree more. Keep up all the good work Critical Drinker.

    @CeltadzManicure@CeltadzManicure Жыл бұрын

    • Yes, almost shed a tear. Brilliant!

      @1165mac@1165mac Жыл бұрын

    • @@1165mac And his sign off, he sounded so defeated and sad. Like, goddamn, he couldn't even have the strength to tell us to go away, like he told us but then it felt like he was going to cry. hell of a monologue. And yet, we are here in 2023 and they...really haven't improved? IMO anyway

      @thejanusproject32@thejanusproject326 ай бұрын

    • @@thejanusproject32 Agreed. If anything, the state of Star Wars under Disney is worse.

      @1165mac@1165mac6 ай бұрын

  • Drinker's little monologue in the end was sad and beautiful. Thank you, Drinker, for being one of the few balanced voices of reason and criticism in today's world of creative destruction and the sheer fucking hubris of the so-called creators.

    @pappasays3932@pappasays3932 Жыл бұрын

  • It feels like that Rey is the chosen one now instead of Anakin, because Rey killed Palpatine and destroyed the Sith and brought balance to the force, which was something that Anakin didn’t do because when he killed Palpatine in ROTJ, somehow Palpatine was brought back to life. What’s the point of killing someone if he’ll come back to life. Disney, have you done this because you want your character to destroy the Sith instead of George’s character you selfish pigs? Congratulations Disney, because of your actions you have destroyed the legacy of one of the the most iconic characters in cinema history. Fuck you Disney Edit:Thanks for the likes. I didn’t expect this

    @samuelross8005@samuelross80054 жыл бұрын

    • Samuel Ross The Ending of Episode 6 is now obsolete. Thanks Disney.

      @alischergul5228@alischergul52284 жыл бұрын

    • just dont watch it.. im not

      @jerryamescua@jerryamescua4 жыл бұрын

    • Blasphemy! Rey is less than nothing.

      @calrissianlando7792@calrissianlando77924 жыл бұрын

    • in the extended universe palpatine had a clone backup. So it isnt without precedent to bring him back.

      @Wimpymind@Wimpymind4 жыл бұрын

    • At one point in the movie, they imply that Rey is the chosen one.

      @Game-The-System@Game-The-System4 жыл бұрын

  • The sense of disappointment in his voice at the end is heartbreaking.

    @JohnSmith-es9qx@JohnSmith-es9qx4 жыл бұрын

    • Amen and amen.

      @patrickmcdonald8513@patrickmcdonald85134 жыл бұрын

    • @John Smith No kidding... But that's what happens when you speak from the heart.

      @DemonicRemption@DemonicRemption4 жыл бұрын

    • It is pretty much what I had to say about Disney's milking on the franchise. I hope that his message spreads across the millions of supposed fans that take a long, hard look at what their precious company had done to the timeless classic that had become a part of our culture. Hopefully it also teaches our movie industry that twitter and facebook are terrible places to get ideas and writing material.

      @commanderdorr2641@commanderdorr26414 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah...I could feel the pain. In just a few words the Drinker stirred up more emotions than three dreadful films failed to do.

      @enterprisingcaptian875@enterprisingcaptian8754 жыл бұрын

    • @@enterprisingcaptian875 Ho it stirred a lot of emotion : pain, rage, despair in droves!

      @laurentguyot3362@laurentguyot33624 жыл бұрын

  • This is what you get when you don’t plan a trilogy and start making films for one of if not the most beloved film franchises in cinematic history

    @walternate2914@walternate29142 жыл бұрын

    • They could have stopped any male over age 12 in the street just about anywhere and said: "Give me a 250-word outline of Star Wars chapters 7 - 9" and gotten a much, MUCH better trilogy.

      @HC-cb4yp@HC-cb4yp2 жыл бұрын

    • I said to one of my friends a day after I saw the last jedi (something like this), "Where and HOW would they get a villain now? With Snoke Dead, the only villain I can think of is Palpatine. Maybe from the books? It just does not make sense for them to make a new villain" Then they made the rise of skywalker and I groaned through so much of it. I remember I said loudly in the cinema when Chewie died, but then came back I was like "Fuck offfffffff"

      @thejanusproject32@thejanusproject326 ай бұрын

  • Your final message actually moved me, couldn't have used better words to spit in the face of KK and her sycophants. Man, I so suffered through this final trilogy, and not due to my age, but because it destroyed all the original trilogy stood for, from the sense of wonder to the positive messages

    @valeriopastore7310@valeriopastore731011 ай бұрын

  • The last message was actually heartbreaking. Let’s just agree that episode 6 is the end of “the skywalker saga”

    @darkstock5103@darkstock51033 жыл бұрын

    • It ALWAYS was and ALWAYS will be!

      @theunknowncommenter725@theunknowncommenter7253 жыл бұрын

    • True.

      @AnimationFanboy2k4@AnimationFanboy2k42 жыл бұрын

    • It is.

      @4Leka@4Leka2 жыл бұрын

    • ep 1-6 = "Anakin's Story" ep 1-9 = "Mr. Palpatine Saga"

      @PyrokineticFire1@PyrokineticFire12 жыл бұрын

    • @@PyrokineticFire1 no

      @samgarner203@samgarner2032 жыл бұрын

  • I'm really getting tired of people expressing sympathy for JJ Abrams. He sold Bob Iger on another of his copy-paste "Mystery Box of BS" jobs using ideas taken from much better source material, then that was turned over to a bulb-headed auteur and Kennedy's SJW think-tank to royally eff up. If Abrams had a lick of actual creativity (despite the praise he's given), he could have given the old SW gang a proper send off and then done ANYTHING with the franchise. So while there might have been some kind of plan initially, they ALL failed to execute it from day one (JJ, KK et al).

    @Ajirikawa@Ajirikawa4 жыл бұрын

    • Luckiest creatively bankrupt cretin alive!

      @bazzzzz6175@bazzzzz61754 жыл бұрын

    • He deserves zero sympathy. He knew what he was doing. He made a giant F-U to the fans with KK to back him up.

      @MustafaKulle@MustafaKulle4 жыл бұрын

    • Iger is equally guilty. He was the one who wanted things safe and gleefully discarded Lucas's Ep 7-9 outlines

      @SuperWolsey@SuperWolsey4 жыл бұрын

    • The guy’s a myth.

      @empalio5305@empalio53054 жыл бұрын

    • The LGBTQxyz...........and SJW's .............have ruined EVERYTHING we can NOT even escape the PC and NWO shyte of today's culture of narcissism. Sports and Music have major problems with the New Speak and Big Brother "people'.

      @lorenzo6mm@lorenzo6mm4 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly, the film would have been better if Rey sacrificed herself to stop Palpatine and let Kylo (Ben) live. He would have literally been the last Jedi that was taught by Luke and he would have had a chance to redeem himself and go on to start over fresh. But screw that, we can't let Rey just die, because she's the best.

    @adamholt5395@adamholt5395 Жыл бұрын

  • I hate Disney for ruining Star Wars. Your ending paragraphs of this video echoes my feelings perfectly. I didn't think someone could put into words how them killing off something I held dear for so long made me feel. BUT you did it. Your words, tone and images of the OT reminded me of the magic I felt seeing episodes 4,5 and 6 for tyr first time. Thank you for giving Star Wars the reverence it deserves.

    @mitchheaden7727@mitchheaden77276 ай бұрын

  • And then Rey is offered the Iron Throne but she don't want it so she heads off to rejoin the Night's Watch and on her way back North she stops by Winterfell and Force heals everyone in the crypt the end

    @Car1a@Car1a4 жыл бұрын

    • But it turns out she's the winter king's granddaughter.

      @macmcleod1188@macmcleod11884 жыл бұрын

    • Was that after she became a level 4 syan and destroyed the empire using goku's hanky dama?

      @abes.4040@abes.40404 жыл бұрын

    • @@macmcleod1188 at that moment an owl appears bringing a letter with it. Rey reads the letter and discovers she's been admitted to Hogwarts and also that she has immediately graduated sorcerer's school.

      @kingsouther@kingsouther4 жыл бұрын

    • You should write for HOBO. That sounds WAY more watchable than GOT season 8.🤔🤔🤔

      @wesasbell2663@wesasbell26634 жыл бұрын

    • ...and then she took the ring and put him on her finger for remembering on her epic fight against Sauron.

      @lucymiau5700@lucymiau57004 жыл бұрын

  • That moment when you realize that the prequels weren’t as bad as you remember

    @yeetthebeatout6906@yeetthebeatout69064 жыл бұрын

    • I'm surprised no one has commented on this until now. My personal spin was that the original trilogy was a masterpiece of a saga, but i grew up with the prequel trilogy. Thusly, they hold a special place in my heart. Kudos though, to the new trilogy. They managed to shut that debate down pretty fucking thoroughly. Who can critique the prequels when this is hiding over the horizon?

      @razettoebonvar7757@razettoebonvar77573 жыл бұрын

    • @@razettoebonvar7757 I saw "A new hope" originally in a tiny theater in Queenstown Maryland way back when. Think they had 2 screens and there was not a lot of interest in a space movie in this tiny farm town at first. At 10 years old I saw it like 6 times over the first weekend in a almost empty theater. I was hooked. I really like the prequels. They could have left some stuff out and I wouldn't have miss it (jarjar) but over all I will still watch them today. On a side note, I didn't like Solo and think Rouge One was the best of all the Star Wars movies hands down. The last 3, the first one was like watching A New Hope remake and I barley remember the other 2. I think they totally wasted Han's death and it was insanely predicable. Also the one time that I thought Rey could have even close to having the force powers she had through out the movies is when Chewy was being taken and she pulled the ship down destroying it because her emotions got the best of her.....that's how you kill off a character...… but....he didn't die and ruined it.

      @finscreenname@finscreenname3 жыл бұрын

    • @@finscreenname There's a grand amount of problems between the prequels and the sequels, but I feel like the sequels are just mostly problems. As far as watching originals and stuff, I recently researched them since I was but a single digit lad when I last saw them. They truly are masterpieces, through and through. I think Empire will forever hold a spot in my heart lol.

      @razettoebonvar7757@razettoebonvar77573 жыл бұрын

    • That's because I don't remember them. They were that mediocre.

      @fPonias1@fPonias13 жыл бұрын

    • Oh the prequels were bad, like really bad. Production and dialogue wise and some story beats. But however they’re very memorable films in terms of either how bad they were (in a funny way) or of the memes and the third film rots being an unironically good Star Wars film. These new sequel films will be remembered for the worse, for how uninspired and how there was no plan from the get-go. While the prequels still had a plan, make anakin Darth Vader.

      @kamramann8112@kamramann81123 жыл бұрын

  • The end was literally more emotional then any of the new star wars combined

    @matthewsquires4127@matthewsquires41272 жыл бұрын

  • Very well stated, Drinker, especially the epilogue. I'm sure George Lucas deeply regrets selling Star Wars to the vacuous idiots at Disney.

    @bruceadams5436@bruceadams54362 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah I'm sure he regrets making 4 billion dollars by selling something he was done with. Are you an idiot?

      @robirvine6970@robirvine6970 Жыл бұрын

    • I don't think they put a gun to his head either, they just offered him the right price. Maybe with the devaluation of the property he can buy it back for half the price...

      @marbellaotaiza801@marbellaotaiza801 Жыл бұрын

    • I knew this Rey would not wind up with any man which she doesn’t need because she’s so great vomit and the black guy could they find a more disgusting fat face milk dud freaking gross !

      @gkroll8467@gkroll84673 ай бұрын

  • Kathleen Kennedy needs to be removed from the helm of Star Wars. She's been an absolute disaster. She's an ideological zealot who can't filter her own weird politics from the narratives of the movies, or worse, does so purposefully.

    @Mineav@Mineav4 жыл бұрын

    • Hanlons Razor is gonna saw her head off. It taints every project she has touched. She went for Georges balls, missed and ended up opening her femoral artery.

      @jaredt5127@jaredt51274 жыл бұрын

    • Not just that, she allowed JJ and Rian way too much creative freedom.

      @Relugus@Relugus4 жыл бұрын

    • Too late for it now. As well as she might continue digging deeper and continue to wreck this along with entirety of Disney.

      @piotrd.4850@piotrd.48504 жыл бұрын

    • The Force is FEMALE!!🌈🤮

      @sadbrocky7856@sadbrocky78564 жыл бұрын

    • I agree with main comment

      @Squiggly6942@Squiggly69424 жыл бұрын

  • “Don’t think about it. Just consume product.” - the perfect description for TROS

    @nicole.5346@nicole.53464 жыл бұрын

    • " the perfect description for DROSS you mean. Which is what this latest Star Wars franchise is. Utter tripe. Stopped watching at Episode 7 it was so crap"

      @Joseph_Dredd@Joseph_Dredd4 жыл бұрын

    • It's the perfect description for everything nowadays.

      @CoryTheSimmons@CoryTheSimmons4 жыл бұрын

    • That's Di$ney in a nutshell

      @mosesdouglas4325@mosesdouglas43254 жыл бұрын

    • "Just consume product, and then get excited for next product."

      @mrredherring2900@mrredherring29004 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrredherring2900 The first 2 movies in the original trilogy were great. Since then, it has been a long slide down to the current garbage. Money is the only reason to keep making these childish movies.

      @ProudZionist12@ProudZionist124 жыл бұрын

  • The Drinkers speech at the end is more epic than any single moment Disney was able to produce on screen 📺 in any of these 3 movies. 28:00 is the speech marker.

    @contentconsumer963@contentconsumer9632 жыл бұрын

    • A great speech. But clearly Lucasfilm or anyone there, did not give a fuck because...well, we are still here and Star Wars is just, meh (IMO anyway)

      @thejanusproject32@thejanusproject326 ай бұрын

  • Omg that rant at the end spoke to so many generations that didnt have the right words to say until now haha thank you.

    @AylerProductions@AylerProductions11 ай бұрын

  • So, in this movie every Star Destroyer is a small Death Star. Really, what's the point of having more than one? In A New Hope, the Death Star made sense: was a very well defended super weapon (with a tiny design flaw almost impossible to exploit) that needed to show its power only once and then hopefully never again, because the fear of it would keep the entire galaxy in check. What's the point of having thousands of Death Stars? Erasing every planet from existence, and the rule over nothing? Palpatine is not a destroyer, he's an Emperor, he needs something to rule over...

    @gianfri7640@gianfri76404 жыл бұрын

    • Ghost Anakin: You moron Palpatine: What are you talking about, the plan was a complete success! with the galaxy gone, I can begin building my new empire! Ghost Anakin: And where exactly are you going to build it? Palpatine:... Ghost Anakin:... Palpatine:...Crap

      @smormannen@smormannen4 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, even the first Star Destroyers are noted to be capable of destroying all life on a planet with sustained bombardment. It just takes a little longer than 'zap-boom' and isn't really worth it when you can have, as you said, the one big fear-stick. A Star Destroyer you can fight, but it's hard to do that when your base-planet and most of your race is staring down the barrel of instant death.

      @natp8387@natp83874 жыл бұрын

    • I think I never noticed Luke used the force to bend those torpedoes into the death star vent... just ne et thought about it. The whole scene was tense enough to just hope Luke succeeded.

      @walt_man@walt_man4 жыл бұрын

    • Your first mistake was that you actually started thinking about this stuff. That's something the directors of these films would never have done.

      @foilhattiest1@foilhattiest14 жыл бұрын

    • @@foilhattiest1 do you want to hear another one? If is possible to do a backup of a droid memory (R2 has one), then what is the problem of erasing 3PO memory? Do a new backup, hack it to translate the dagger, and then reinstall the backup. Done. Yeah, the brand-new 3PO was fun to watch, but a very stupid thing if you think about it.

      @gianfri7640@gianfri76404 жыл бұрын

  • 1980s fandom wars: which is BETTER, Star Wars or Star Trek? 2010s fandom wars: which is WORSE, Star Wars or Star Trek?

    @abehambino@abehambino4 жыл бұрын

    • Well jar jar ruined them both so at this point yeah dosen't matter anymore.

      @samellowery@samellowery4 жыл бұрын

    • 2020s fandom wars: which classic franchise do you care the least about now that they've all been destroyed by SJWs?

      @Raskolnikov70@Raskolnikov704 жыл бұрын

    • Raskolnikov70 I’m hoping it’s just a phase but it doesn’t look like it’s getting better anytime soon. I haven’t been to the movies in over 2 years and no franchise excites me anymore. Every time a sequel to a classic franchise is announced I only groan instead of feeling a rush of excitement.

      @adronator@adronator4 жыл бұрын

    • Any JJ Abrams contribution to any pre-existing franchise is non-canonical.

      @urshitheads@urshitheads4 жыл бұрын

    • @james cowboy The Disney movies have done what they can go take stuff that was original jokes to Spaceballs and make it in a Star Wars film. The Disney Trilogy makes Spaceballs and even more accurate parody.

      @mckennaConfig@mckennaConfig4 жыл бұрын

  • "The greatest insult an enemy can suffer, is to be ignored"

    @Bereeco@Bereeco Жыл бұрын

  • That last soliloquy was truly special

    @henryshaw6335@henryshaw6335 Жыл бұрын

  • "I'm Rey Skywalker..." NO, you're not! 😂

    @NotDecided420@NotDecided4204 жыл бұрын

    • @Richard HART well she most definitely isn't is she? Possibly the furthest thing from a Skywalker! She's a damn Palpatine!

      @NotDecided420@NotDecided4204 жыл бұрын

    • Justice for the series would be for her to turn into a Sith and have the little kid that moved the broom with the force grow up to cut her in half.

      @Lowkey_ID@Lowkey_ID4 жыл бұрын

    • Identity theft is not a joke, Rey! Millions of families suffer every year!

      @ThisIsMeAndNooneElse@ThisIsMeAndNooneElse4 жыл бұрын

    • She is Ray Ray Binks

      @darkassasion@darkassasion4 жыл бұрын

    • @@darkassasion 🤣

      @NotDecided420@NotDecided4204 жыл бұрын

  • As far as I'm concerned, there are only 6 star wars movies. Cheers drinker, that speech at the end is monumental. You nailed it perfectly. Corporate greed and ideological liberalism have destroyed one of the greatest stories ever. So sad

    @catmechanic_Sam@catmechanic_Sam4 жыл бұрын

    • I thought that "Rogue One" was pretty good.

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

    • i'd say 3.

      @wowt@wowt4 жыл бұрын

    • I'll go 4 including Rogue One

      @1972vulture@1972vulture4 жыл бұрын

    • @@wowt Nah, why stop at that there was only ESB and nothing else in star wars

      @Glauaiv@Glauaiv4 жыл бұрын

    • 3 originals plus Rogue. Everything else film wise is shiite.

      @desmondbrown2813@desmondbrown28134 жыл бұрын

  • One of the saddest, most lifeless and defeated renditions of 'Go away now' I've heard from the Drinker. You can tell he was disappointed at how indifferent he'd become with this shit heap sequel trilogy.

    @user-nv2wt4hi8t@user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын

  • The last couple of minutes got me. Bravo drinker. You also don’t just say that you dislike something. You explain why. We don’t deserve you good man. Thank you.

    @alexzapf6422@alexzapf6422 Жыл бұрын

  • I saw Empire Strikes Back at the cinema; had to travel to a different town, on the bus, to see it; I was in my early twenties; went with my brother, who was about 12, and my dad, who was in his sixties (he commented before we went in that he was probably the oldest person there); the projector broke down about ten minutes in, but they got it fixed and there were no more problems. Coming home, our bus had problems and we had to switch to a different one whose route ended about 2 miles from our house; we walked home, uphill all the way, finally getting there close to midnight by which time my brother was in tears because he was so tired. And it was still one of the best nights of my entire life. Seeing that movie convinced me what was possible in storytelling and film making. It made me desperate to see the final part of the trilogy. It was an event. It made me a Star Wars fan. The new stuff makes me sad to be a human being.

    @paulware4701@paulware47013 жыл бұрын

    • @Master Chief Originally West Yorkshire. I lived in a little place called Rastrick and the cinema we went to was in Bradford.

      @paulware4701@paulware47013 жыл бұрын

    • @Master Chief Don't rule it out. I have ancestors all over the place, from Australia to Italy and Ireland. My father's parents were Plymouth Brethren, but sadly I know nothing about them beyond that.

      @paulware4701@paulware47013 жыл бұрын

    • In today's "that definitely didn't happen" we have this

      @c_f0rce@c_f0rce3 жыл бұрын

    • @@c_f0rce Okay bud

      @HaRrOw94@HaRrOw943 жыл бұрын

    • @Andrew Salter I remember seeing Empire as a four year old with my dad and older brother. The movie was scary, thrilling, funny, unnerving, sad. I remember vividly turning into my dads shoulder when the Wampa attacked Luke and being so scared when he was frozen in ice. I remember Return and we saw it on a rainy afternoon after my dads charity groups garage sale. I remember the theatre and how packed it was, the anticipation. Everything. Today I watched Last Jedi on streaming (twice, and not by choice) and couldn’t tell you what happens.

      @rudyando@rudyando3 жыл бұрын

  • The old Star Wars films touched people in a way they cherished their entire lives. The new Star Wars films touch people in a way that should get the filmmakers arrested, thrown in prison, and placed on a list.

    @Warlocke000@Warlocke0004 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk4581@thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk45814 жыл бұрын

    • there should be a special ultra High security level Dungeon to throw in there Assholes such Rian Cuntson

      @GothicXlightning@GothicXlightning4 жыл бұрын

    • @@GothicXlightning Just Put him on Kessel..........

      @LupusAries@LupusAries4 жыл бұрын

    • Show us on the porg doll where the movie touched you

      @rokhamler3352@rokhamler33524 жыл бұрын

    • Maybe Snoke touched Ren's pee pee. That's why he tries and fails to be on the Dark Side.

      @robertcraigashby9836@robertcraigashby98364 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched this clip again and given the passing and healing of some time, I have to say that from 26:30 to the end is one of the best and empassioned summaries I have ever heard. Thankyou.

    @offcourse9241@offcourse92412 жыл бұрын

  • 8:46 don’t forget, Rey already encountered water for a few seconds in TLJ, which is more than enough time for her to have mastered every aspect of it

    @williamflowers9435@williamflowers9435 Жыл бұрын

    • Yep, sure she’s already mastered swim dancing as well as scuba diving. Certified and everything…

      @woebringer7884@woebringer7884 Жыл бұрын

    • @@woebringer7884 R2 was offscreen printing up the certificate for Luke to notarize (Notary Public bring the one responsibility Luke hasn’t shunned at this point)

      @williamflowers9435@williamflowers9435 Жыл бұрын

  • It’s a typical Disney written movie. Disney is expert at movies around a princess. Rey is a princess. She has everything handed to her and powers way beyond anything that should be possible. They write these kind of characters in all their cartoons.

    @GrumpyCat-mw5xl@GrumpyCat-mw5xl4 жыл бұрын

    • Mulan was not that way. She earned her respect. There once was a time they knew how to write an compelling arc, in one movie no less lol

      @GabrielGriffin82@GabrielGriffin824 жыл бұрын

    • Back when Walt was alive there was only one movie that I know of where the woman was OP and that was Mary Poppins. However even that movie was actually about George Banks not Mary. It was all about keeping George alive instead of slipping into a deep despair and killing himself. It kind of makes old Disney seem so much deeper than today.

      @rangers94ism@rangers94ism4 жыл бұрын

    • Yup I think I saw Elsa walkin on water in her most recent flick....

      @deniseallisonstout1901@deniseallisonstout19014 жыл бұрын

    • Cinderella, snowwhite, sleeping beauty. Their power was the most high valued beautiful girl in the kingdom. Enough to make other jealous. Beauty that was handed to them and not earned. The key for them to be saved by a man. Fast forward to Star Wars. Rey has her powers just handed to her and it’s way beyond what is normally possible. I guess she trains a little. If she can do things that not even yoda could do. Ultimately to be saved by an expendable man who dies for her.

      @GrumpyCat-mw5xl@GrumpyCat-mw5xl4 жыл бұрын

    • Come on, John. Disney did not write this movie. Why are so many people blaming Disney for a movie they didn’t make?!? In turn, why aren’t those same people thanking Disney for “making” the MCU movies?

      @captainrednek9301@captainrednek93014 жыл бұрын

  • That closing statement to Disney was brutally honest. I couldn't agree more.

    @MunkeyChips@MunkeyChips4 жыл бұрын

    • It nearly had me in tears. Very accurately said

      @ivandrake9361@ivandrake93614 жыл бұрын

    • I dunno. It seems kinda two-faced. Back before episode 7, people frequently disrespected George Lucas (justly, IMO) for the prequels. They pointed out that a lot of the success of the OT came from the people around George challenging, changing, and improving upon his vision. And now that these new movies exist, it's become fashionable to pretend he was perfect. Some people in Disney know how to deliver good Star Wars content, and I suspect they'll handle future films. What they did with 7-9 was regrettable, but I think they'll learn. If Lucas was still doing them, they would all be like the prequels.

      @DoctorPorkenfries@DoctorPorkenfries4 жыл бұрын

    • Shiet, I almost cried at the Lucas thing.

      @gordo_cabron@gordo_cabron4 жыл бұрын

    • Brought me to tears as well. Brilliantly written!

      @lorimidwife@lorimidwife4 жыл бұрын

    • All they had to do was make Snoke a fallen original ancient Jedi. That was the first to be corrupted by the Dark side of the Force and led to the first batch of Dark side Force users. The Jedi Order would imprison him in the Unknown Regions for thousands of years. Snoke should have been the inspiration for the Sith Order. The remnants of the Empire find his prison and release him from bondage. He starts the First Order in order seek revenge against the Jedi. The Force Awakens fight should have ended in a draw with Kylo and Rey with the earth split between them and a stare down. Kylo does not remove his mask until episode 9. Luke Skywalker is a bad ass old Jedi using the Force to take down ships. Leia can use the Force but under more logical context. He should be on the island planet studying the ancient Jedi texts to discover a way to destroy Snoke. The answer is a combination of the Light and Dark side Force users to defeat him.

      @shadowmyth123@shadowmyth1234 жыл бұрын

  • When Drinker calls Rian Johnson a "Round-headed simpleton" i laughed like five minutes straight until my eyes and chest hurt. 10:50

    @zmanjz@zmanjz6 ай бұрын

  • Your soliloquy at the end was epic.

    @mattweiss3637@mattweiss36378 ай бұрын

  • “Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a Jedi”... Well, except for Rey; she can stop anything from dying

    @michaelgrant3282@michaelgrant32824 жыл бұрын

    • Except the Star Wars franchise itself

      @jerry3790@jerry37904 жыл бұрын

    • As bad as the entire new trilogie was I cant understand the problems people had with the scenes of Kylo and Rey saving each other from dying. I mean a damn doctor or even you can revive a person if she or he just died 10 seconds ago.

      @Stego1819@Stego18194 жыл бұрын

    • Stego1819 It’s more the fact they used it 700 times when it’s never existed before. And Rey’s first one on Kylo is pretty ridiculous, she had just put a massive fucking hole through him

      @michaelgrant3282@michaelgrant32824 жыл бұрын

    • OMG this whole movie just makes the prequels a joke... 😭😭😭

      @deniseallisonstout1901@deniseallisonstout19014 жыл бұрын

    • It would've been funny if they spent an hour resurrecting one another. First, Rey dying, then Kylo Ren ressurrects her, and the HE dies; then Rey takes over and resurrects Kylo, and on and on, until one if them gets tired. Unfortunately, the run time for the movie would by that point easily exceed some 3 1/2 hours!!! lol

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

  • “The Force can now host Skype calls.” Rey Skypetalker

    @HektorSchecter@HektorSchecter3 жыл бұрын

    • FUCK OFF!

      @JustTooDamnHonest@JustTooDamnHonest3 жыл бұрын

    • Rey Skypetalker xdd this is awesome!

      @anduinWrynn980@anduinWrynn9803 жыл бұрын

    • fucking amazing

      @kip3427@kip34273 жыл бұрын

    • The force was already overblown a decade ago. I remember this Force Unleashed ad where Starkiller pulls a whole star destroyer out of the sky and throws it around like a wet towel. kzhead.info/sun/hc97mb2oe2WJd5s/bejne.html

      @LeBoomStudios@LeBoomStudios2 жыл бұрын

    • @@LeBoomStudios That's because he's using the dark side of the Force. The dark side is always stronger than the light side, that's why usually, a Sith is stronger than a Jedi. Rey could do all this while only using the light side lol. How stupid.

      @anonymouspokemon4623@anonymouspokemon46232 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this in 2023, and that last message says it all. Thanks Drinker, you eloquently said what so many of us thought. No matter what I do in life, I always know I have to face myself at the end of the day. We have lost that ability as a society...

    @randylahey8207@randylahey82078 ай бұрын

  • That epilogue was glorious, thank you Drinker for laying it out there in a way that aligns with the majority of fans who could never broadcast such a message. And by the way, I wish you had begun the epilogue with, Dear Kathleen Kennedy...

    @jordanshilander7402@jordanshilander7402 Жыл бұрын

  • Felt like Finn was just yelling peoples names the whole movie

    @bigtbake61@bigtbake614 жыл бұрын

    • ReEeEeEeEyYyYyYyY!!!!1 - Fenn (Rinsed Off Skywalker, 2019)

      @DX115FALCON@DX115FALCON4 жыл бұрын

    • I mean most of the original trilogy and prequels consisted of the word "NOOOOO!" shouted in various inflections.

      @brianwalendy3735@brianwalendy37354 жыл бұрын

    • I CANT LEAVE HER

      @charlesknight1184@charlesknight11844 жыл бұрын

    • @@charlesknight1184 "Rey I have something extremely important to tell you!" "You had something to tell me?" "What? Me? No. I don't know what you're talking about"

      @andrewb378@andrewb3784 жыл бұрын

    • Brian Walendy Not really.

      @zognarreg@zognarreg4 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker" Literally everyone in my cinema when I saw this groaned in frustration.

    @MadamInsanity88@MadamInsanity883 жыл бұрын

    • My soul pulled a Kylo out of contempt.

      @truesoulghost2777@truesoulghost27773 жыл бұрын

    • I love these reactions in theaters. 😂

      @TJ0564@TJ05643 жыл бұрын

    • I knew it was coming and left beforehand

      @RDA000@RDA0003 жыл бұрын

    • That’s when I left the cinema. I had twenty riding on the theory that Rey and Kylo were twins and that Rey was the evil one. I lost twenty quid and sat in a darkened room. Was I glad it was I over? Yes. Was the trilogy handled properly? No. I lost fifty quid watching all the new Star Wars movies (the new trilogy and the two spin-offs). I kept the faith. Hoped that this was a blip and the real Empire killer was coming but no. It’s like being slapped in the face.

      @andrewgraham6339@andrewgraham63393 жыл бұрын

    • "Don't be affraid of who you are." ... yeah, exactly.

      @faun_fatale@faun_fatale3 жыл бұрын

  • The fact that he uses Barber's Adagio during his monologue at the end is such a badass play

    @matthewbell5142@matthewbell5142 Жыл бұрын

    • Why? Is there a significance to the piece beyond its slow, mournfully contemplative melody?

      @the_absurd_hero@the_absurd_hero Жыл бұрын

    • Thank you! I knew SOMEBODY had to know and might mention what that piece was! Going straight to my Apple Music right now. Truly, thank you for this comment.

      @AntithesisFilms@AntithesisFilms11 ай бұрын

  • Man that ending ages better every passing year

    @conserva-chan2735@conserva-chan2735 Жыл бұрын

  • I remember my Dad and I leaving the theatre together and before we got into the car he turned to me said to me: “well if we can get through that, we might as well go see Cats next.” That’s how bad it was.

    @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343@sophieamandaleitontoomey93432 жыл бұрын

    • At least it is a memory you won't forget. Priceless Disney.

      @Verhoeven1980@Verhoeven19802 жыл бұрын

    • Fathers do know better than we do. Well, on most occasions definitely! ❤️

      @krishanuA@krishanuA2 жыл бұрын

    • I said, when I got out, "This movie is like taking drugs. Looks cool, feels good, and then you realize it's shit once you start to actually think. Don't do it."

      @noahgiove2862@noahgiove28622 жыл бұрын

    • Well said! Your dad is a smart & funny man!

      @chastinreppert7685@chastinreppert76852 жыл бұрын

    • @@chastinreppert7685 Indeed he is.

      @sophieamandaleitontoomey9343@sophieamandaleitontoomey93432 жыл бұрын

  • This entire trilogy was a cash grab, we’ve been basically scammed

    @nataliaautunno9061@nataliaautunno90613 жыл бұрын

    • Yep. I think that’s what a lot of franchises reach. They put out some good movies that we all love and then they put out a few bad movies for a cash grab.

      @TJ0564@TJ05643 жыл бұрын

    • Thats because you went and watched them. I only saw the first one and it was clear how much all the rest would suck.

      @vaeldrnero6251@vaeldrnero62513 жыл бұрын

    • No. If it was that, they would have made fan-service movies. It is much much worst than that!

      @campelodemagalhaes@campelodemagalhaes3 жыл бұрын

    • No its not disney bougjt star wars to feed us propoganda and socially condition us not to make cash they already have boatloads of cash lol

      @matthewcastillo6362@matthewcastillo63623 жыл бұрын

    • @@matthewcastillo6362 Finn's simping for Rey is duly noted. kzhead.info/sun/mqiMYbaGaKlmdoE/bejne.html

      @TOM-yd8ub@TOM-yd8ub3 жыл бұрын

  • 4 years and this review is still perfect. Thanks Drinker!

    @BucktheWonderDog@BucktheWonderDog3 ай бұрын

  • 29:57 the saddest go away now ive heard from him. Made me feel sad

    @andersons470@andersons4709 ай бұрын

  • When J. R. R. Tolkien sold the movie rights for "Lord of the Rings," he did so forbidding Disney from ever being involved. He said, "As long as it was possible to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios..."

    @iAkis4@iAkis44 жыл бұрын

    • Tolkien is dead since the 70s you moron.

      @30035XD@30035XD4 жыл бұрын

    • @@30035XD and still he said that, you... polite and wise being...

      @Caerdrath92@Caerdrath924 жыл бұрын

    • @@30035XD and..?

      @josephalbatross5961@josephalbatross59614 жыл бұрын

    • So, no hope EVER for Goofy to make an appearance in ANY of the sequels??? 😢 😢 😢

      @davidharrison7014@davidharrison70144 жыл бұрын

    • Tolkein had an extreme distaste for how Dwarves were represented in Snow White so that might've been why. He also disliked America, calling it a land of sanitation, feminism, and thought an American victory would be bad for the morale of the 2nd world war.

      @TheBebuchis@TheBebuchis4 жыл бұрын

  • the saddest go away now so far

    @fizzlewick@fizzlewick4 жыл бұрын

    • Legit broke my heart

      @sandman83jmw@sandman83jmw4 жыл бұрын

    • He actually sounds heartbroken there when he delivers it after that speech.

      @cattrucker8257@cattrucker82574 жыл бұрын

    • @@sandman83jmw mine too :(

      @TheCen17@TheCen174 жыл бұрын

    • .... gonna weep nuw...

      @commandercaptain4664@commandercaptain46644 жыл бұрын

    • Whats the music that plays? Sounds like the music from platoon.

      @James-pt2vk@James-pt2vk4 жыл бұрын

  • 23:19-23:22 The Critical Drinker unknowingly predicted Kenobi.

    @JonJohJameson@JonJohJameson Жыл бұрын

  • That conclusion was EPIC. You sir are a true wordsmith. The artful and devastating use of language is a wonderful thing, delightful to the ear, and creating the only possible satisfaction that can be derived in connection with that stupid movie! Well done! and thank you.

    @wendys390@wendys3902 жыл бұрын

  • Rey is the most selfish character. She never helps anyone, yet people including Daisy Ridley, paint Rey as a caring, selfless character. All she does is take from people. And every person seems to want to give to her. She does save a droid for plot reasons in The Force Awakens. Rey learns of her mother and father finally, only to forget about them and desecrate their love for her because she now calls herself Skywalker! I wouldn't want her as a friend. She would have made a good villain.

    @raheemhosein-isolate333@raheemhosein-isolate3334 жыл бұрын

    • She helps a giant snake. So I guess Voldemort would approve.

      @albertotensai@albertotensai4 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed. To have Rey turn to the Dark side and then have Ben Solo kill her ... a good ending to the saga. Ben would have been the Skywalker who rises.

      @IndianaJoe0321@IndianaJoe03214 жыл бұрын

    • @@albertotensai Haha, when i watched that scene, I though she was going to start speaking to it to show she can do anything! In my head i was saying "Please don't speak parseltongue, you Mary Sue"!

      @raheemhosein-isolate333@raheemhosein-isolate3334 жыл бұрын

    • @@IndianaJoe0321 Like it, mate.

      @raheemhosein-isolate333@raheemhosein-isolate3334 жыл бұрын

    • @@IndianaJoe0321 If Ben had been the Skywalker hero at the end, you'd never hear the end of it from the feminist types and even women who aren't feminists but sympathize with the ideology. However, considering that TFA was social justice from the start, this was never going to happen.

      @BleedForTheWorld@BleedForTheWorld4 жыл бұрын

  • That "Go Away Now" made me legitimately sad. I was a lifelong Star Wars fan, I loved the originals, I read tons of books and played tons of games throughout the 90s. I didn't love the prequels, but was still a fan of the IP. Disney in a few short years has completely killed any hope or enthusiasm for Star Wars. It's tragic.

    @jkincaid582@jkincaid5824 жыл бұрын

    • Well, at least the Mandalorian exits

      @jeffbenton6183@jeffbenton61834 жыл бұрын

    • ill tell you why....money....theres fanboys that eat this shit up...dont forget that they are now saying: "watch it its just a space movie"....ahahha man i still play battlefront...the original...fuk the new shit...its shit...

      @erickrodrigo40@erickrodrigo404 жыл бұрын

    • Im glad others share the pain of this disappointment.

      @EvermoreDarkly@EvermoreDarkly4 жыл бұрын

    • It’s insane that this is happening more and more these days, like GOT one of the best shows of all time but after the last season I lost all my interest in the series whether rewatching or trying to finish books, luckily Star Wars has side projects to keep me interested in the series but it def ruins a lot of the pull that the series had , the mandalorian is made by people who actually love Star Wars and are fans , you can tell the difference by the attention to lore detail and respect for the material and laws of the universe

      @gangaim08@gangaim084 жыл бұрын

  • I love how the lightsabers are literally just these mega hot glowsticks that can go through pretty much anything yet they supposedly can't handle a campfire

    @RyanTheHero3@RyanTheHero3 Жыл бұрын

  • “You round headed simpleton,” got me good, thank you Drinker

    @king_9625@king_9625 Жыл бұрын

    • Agreed! I really did laugh out loud...like, properly..... 😁👍

      @davids736@davids736 Жыл бұрын

  • You know who Rae represents. Rae is that one kid on the playground when your playing superheros. The rule that you only get one power or ability, but when questioned what her power is, her answer is akin to, "I have the power to...... have all the powers I want".

    @thepsychicspoon5984@thepsychicspoon59843 жыл бұрын

    • Why is this so true?

      @TJ0564@TJ05643 жыл бұрын

    • @@TJ0564 I'm sorry, but your name combined with your comment made me crack up. It's too good!

      @TheSchultinator@TheSchultinator3 жыл бұрын

    • 10/10

      @henrikaugustsson4041@henrikaugustsson40413 жыл бұрын

    • tf did I do

      @blu-rae864@blu-rae8643 жыл бұрын

    • @@blu-rae864 hahaha!

      @TheSchultinator@TheSchultinator3 жыл бұрын

  • I’m embarrassed for Adam Driver, his Kylo Ren is the only character worth caring about, but in TRoS he looks awkward and uncomfortable when he has to do the kiss. I just feel complete sadness at what happened and could have been.

    @LornaYShaw@LornaYShaw4 жыл бұрын

    • agree. he is the best thing in the sequel trilogy.

      @Revan-eb1wb@Revan-eb1wb4 жыл бұрын

    • Mr inbred looking bipolar emo?

      @heroesytumbas@heroesytumbas4 жыл бұрын

    • He's also a Skywalker, actually suffers, actually struggles, and is a puppet despite his power. The saga should have ended with a focus on him, not that godly brick called Rey.

      @Umbra_Ursus@Umbra_Ursus4 жыл бұрын

    • he was the only thing worth caring about besides Han. I would have actually fucking respected 9 if Mary Sue died and Ben solo carried on the Skywalker name you know because he is a skywalker lol. He had an arc and it would have been perfect to redeem his name after falling to the darkside like Vader and coming back. But no he dies giving Rey his essence? Fuck off film

      @christopheredwards5337@christopheredwards53374 жыл бұрын

    • @@Umbra_Ursus hes a 1,90m muscular male. the amount of toxic masculinity that this guy is breathing and sweating out is nothing that any modern and progressive audience would have beared.

      @DrSchredder@DrSchredder4 жыл бұрын

  • The ending monologue was spot on.

    @DavidJDiehl@DavidJDiehl11 ай бұрын

  • The first trilogy: made by different writers and directors, yet perfectly coherent. The latest trilogy: made by two feuding directors, a dysfunctional company and a committee of writers, and a complete mess. Goobye, Star Wars.

    @joringedamke5597@joringedamke55979 ай бұрын

  • Post-modernist hacks hate the concept of the classical Hero's Journey. Otherwise they would have understood the original trilogy.

    @TheJollyMisanthrope@TheJollyMisanthrope4 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly. Rey doesn't undertake any journey, she's automatically a hero from the first movie on. That's why she's unlikable. There's no humanity in her character.

      @wastelander1015@wastelander10154 жыл бұрын

    • Jolly Misanthrope agreed, deconstruction simply for the sake of deconstruction lacks a kind of eternal profundity

      @JayRutherford1@JayRutherford14 жыл бұрын

    • The problem is that the post-modernist don't want the journey, they just want the power and figure because they are women they can have the power without effort. Makes for a very boring story. There is a reason in history that people had a hard time relating to all powerful beings and have heroes to follow. The hero was relateable not the all powerful god figure. Look at Hercules versus Zeus, which one could you relate too better, the one that had to struggle to achieve something.

      @wvanyar1801@wvanyar18014 жыл бұрын

    • @@JayRutherford1 It's just an act of contempt toward traditional storytelling and its cultural value, by people that despise the beautiful and venerate the ugly.

      @TheJollyMisanthrope@TheJollyMisanthrope4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TheJollyMisanthrope The lesbian kiss was the clincher at the end.

      @whitewolf4851@whitewolf48514 жыл бұрын

  • Actually I'm a 15 year old with ADHD and low *tier* autism and I can probably make a better fanfic than that trilogy.

    @matthewgriffin9344@matthewgriffin93444 жыл бұрын

    • You should study the craft, as well as the ancillary subjects, and business.

      @TheNthMouse@TheNthMouse4 жыл бұрын

    • By all means go for it! Learn from their mistakes and craft a better story that these hacks could only dream of!

      @1988foxtrot@1988foxtrot4 жыл бұрын

    • @Stellvia Hoenheim Why.

      @starmochi9692@starmochi96924 жыл бұрын

    • Better change that tire so it isn't low.

      @_V.Va_@_V.Va_4 жыл бұрын

    • "Low Tire?" I know you meant low tier but it kinda made me laugh with that typo.

      @evanremillard5640@evanremillard56404 жыл бұрын

  • The ending to this video hit hard. I lived and breathed Star Wars throughout most of my life and today, I couldn't give a flying fart about it.

    @huhhuhhuh4069@huhhuhhuh40692 жыл бұрын
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