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I wish when my bank account said -1 it meant infinite money
@ChrisLeeW004 жыл бұрын
Stonks
@AnimatedTerror3 жыл бұрын
If it said -1, it would mean you have to pay the bank 1 dollar extra each month. Negative interest, you pay the bank 1 dollar interest, thus 100%. Might happen between 2022 and 2024
@Vantarmy2 жыл бұрын
@@Vantarmy Man I wonder if I can come in and undercut, offer to keep and use other people's cash for only 50 cents a month. It's a no-brainer really.
@louiepooh15102 жыл бұрын
@@louiepooh1510 probably would get investigated and shut down by the SEC before any real money could be made. Also it would take 10,000 customers to make 5 grand a month which isn't bad but it's certainly gonna take a lot of networking and license costs
@TheTGOAC2 жыл бұрын
Same
@ianjarrett9375 Жыл бұрын
Halo: Comblyat Evolved
@DJstarrfish4 жыл бұрын
Comblyat Devolved
@silverhand99654 жыл бұрын
@@silverhand9965 underrated
@joea78864 жыл бұрын
That's actually Breed. Does anybody remember Breed?
@JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo3 жыл бұрын
Breed: Comblyat devolved
@FascistTrex3 жыл бұрын
It's funny because Halo: Combat Evolved literally has copy/pasted level design.
@TheCrimsonElite6663 жыл бұрын
"A lot of these comments are copied and pasted. Whole references, memes, so it gets a little confusing..."
@TARINunit94 жыл бұрын
T9b49 8atvksrto7tb
@juanespinoza81483 жыл бұрын
@VT This is like a gex reference on a dunkey video ~ Thanos
@planescaped3 жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@bravo075 Жыл бұрын
“A lot of these replies are copied and pasted. Whole jokes, criticisms, so it gets a little confusing…”
@revvynant9123 Жыл бұрын
Quit winnin
@xakoman80037 ай бұрын
"Sometimes the water kills you and sometimes it doesn't....just like real water" 10/10
@erselley90172 жыл бұрын
Third world countries be like.
@BigPuddin Жыл бұрын
That is pretty accurate tbh, can't see electricity
@jiaan1002 ай бұрын
The game’s trailer makes me think of those “You wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads
@CriticalNobody4 жыл бұрын
I still have (and watch) dvd's with that ad campaign on 'em, lol.
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked familiar! That's exactly what it reminded me of
@dexster86182284 жыл бұрын
"If you're downloading files, you're downloading communism!" But this game was made after communism fell. What I get from this is that we need to return Russia to Marxist-Leninism to prevent more games like this.
@cdcdrr4 жыл бұрын
You're not wrong. It reminded me of a Prodigy video though. I'm a Kreed player, twisted Kreed player!
@RatSlapper3574 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I have a question, who has a cooler voice? Civvie or The Act Man?
@Euclidiuss4 жыл бұрын
I can't quit winning without my buddy Superfly
@generalrubbish95133 жыл бұрын
whining*
@takacsadam2850 Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 *winning
@2Asspie Жыл бұрын
@@2Asspie the dude is nagging and complaining over and over, why would he say winning? it's whining but pronounced wrong
@takacsadam2850 Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 that is the joke
@2Asspie Жыл бұрын
@@takacsadam2850 quit winnin
@fuzzy8889 Жыл бұрын
"...Like imagine if you were playing Doom and every time a zombieman hits you the screen went fucking crazy." So it's like Doom 3.
@Rogue_Steve3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Giga Chads like doom guy shouldn't flinch
@probablynotdad65533 жыл бұрын
@@probablynotdad6553 When Doomguy gets shot the bullets flinch.
@Ponaru3 жыл бұрын
@@Ponaru yes
@probablynotdad65533 жыл бұрын
@Demiclea neither was he ib DOOM 1, 2, plutonia, or 64, yet he never flinched. Also, id like to point out that the DOOM 3 guy isnt the same guy as the rest of the series
@CourierSiix3 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg It doesn't matter what's actually happening in context, you shouldn't do things that are terrible to the user experience.
@hoodedman65793 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning" Ok, I'll go and play a Sierra point-and-click adventure game without a guide, it's the best way I can think to not win.
@kaiosamatlj40314 жыл бұрын
RIP Sierra :(
@oz_jones3 жыл бұрын
You can play Hareraiser
@JeanMarceaux3 жыл бұрын
You should try Deponia!
@drunkenbarbarian82113 жыл бұрын
Play Limbo of the Lost without documentation.
@admiraltonydawning38473 жыл бұрын
Bruh, just play some Super Meat Boy. Fastest way to lose.
@ZigealFaust3 жыл бұрын
At least this game did one thing right: not a single sewer level.
@exiledPostman4 жыл бұрын
I take it you didn’t enjoy Rage.... 👽
@ghfjfghjasdfasdf4 жыл бұрын
The game is so shit spewing it might as well be a sewer.
@Fancysaurus4 жыл бұрын
He'll never make it to 100 at this rate.
@raccoononymous4 жыл бұрын
that's one gold star. *one*
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
That's because the entire game belongs in the sewer.
@Criomorph4 жыл бұрын
In russia there was a real hype on kreed, all gaming magazines was telling that kreed is killer of Doom 3, unreal 2, john f kennedy, abraham lincoln and who knows what else, and giant shlop after release
@kruinnbogdoir36614 жыл бұрын
quit winning!
@DarkOmegaMK24 жыл бұрын
Zulin gang!
@SamuraiAkechi4 жыл бұрын
а какая в Kreed вода...
@helenarann834 жыл бұрын
It might have failed on that, still it was an amusing game. There is though a masterpiece open world fps made by Russians, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
This game looks like the video games you'd see on TV when they haven't licensed a game to play but they need the young male lead to be distracted by something before the mother interrupts them
@713arch4 жыл бұрын
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" classy self-roast there, civvie!
@ghoulhellbilly25284 жыл бұрын
That's Skyrim in a nutshell but without the pitch shifting.
@ajflink4 жыл бұрын
i love it when they type out the exact quote from the video, but then also explain the joke in the reply
@panameadeplm3 жыл бұрын
normal I love it when edgy jokills like you have to point out that the funny thing isn’t funny cause it was funny but it wasn’t cause you said it was funny and- Just bugger off buddy.
@AnimatedTerror3 жыл бұрын
@@AnimatedTerror if what i did is so bad, why are you doing it?
@panameadeplm3 жыл бұрын
normal I think he means for you to kzhead.info/sun/ZrBwktR6qHmdfqs/bejne.html
@iwantxxxtentacionscockinmyass3 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning" -the bogdanoff
@riv4lm4n4 жыл бұрын
@Bolastwo "Doomp eet"
@dannylamb4564 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the alien on the floor, presumed dead, comes back to life shoots the three non-player characters, while missing the player character right in the middle, and then immediately dies again. Intentionally or not, that was a comedic masterpiece with perfect timing.
@AlbertSirup3 жыл бұрын
If they expanded on this it would be a parody/satire on how NPCs always do one thing and die in shooters (think Half-Life). But it's not a parody...
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
The monster just couldnt stop winning
@michaelgraham97747 ай бұрын
The monster was just saving the player from a bad escort mission
@cyclopshark89336 ай бұрын
So it wasn't just a poorly voiced line. "Quit winning" was a warning to Civvie. A warning to stop now or be forever changed, scarred with the knowledge that this game exists.
@stefanm.7344 жыл бұрын
"it's closer to a russian Unreal II, and if that doesn't scare ya..." That trailer itself is stuff of what creepypastas are made of
@LeirTheFox4 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@Kola25_974 жыл бұрын
It's wonderfully cursed. It looks like an ad for a fictional game like Polybius.
@BigPuddin Жыл бұрын
Kreed, a game also known as "How I learned to KUIT WINING and loved the schizoprenia"
@0ff8684 жыл бұрын
*Hwhinnin
@bravo0754 жыл бұрын
Ou r uo Winning san
@lessel34653 жыл бұрын
Qweet whinning
@iBlewupthemoon98 Жыл бұрын
The thing I enjoy most about Civvie 11 is, like Doom 2016, there’s a weirdly complex and fascinating story happening in the background of his videos that he could not give any less of a shit about
@neal23994 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg That’s your opinion. Cool. Now go be a contrarian somewhere else
@neal23993 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Cry some more man. Doom 2016 just blew it's load early, but it was still a good and enjoyable game.
@SableDrakon3 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg Shit opinion
@supesmin4463 жыл бұрын
Amadeus Eisenberg the optional logs you can read are actually super interesting
@aaaaaahhh95373 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Pop ya breaks, kid. You bout faq cross some fuggin' lines!
@johnnybensonitis78533 жыл бұрын
4:04 left to right read indeed do we that confirm can I myself russian a as.
@DrNiradino4 жыл бұрын
I’m sad this hasn’t gotten much attention. Great comment.
@steelewalker15273 жыл бұрын
Agreed with other commenter great comment dude
@josethebioform75193 жыл бұрын
sa a naissur flesym i nac mrifnoc taht ew od deedni daer thgir ot tfel 40:4
@what-hn1od3 жыл бұрын
no lie I thought I was having a stroke while reading this comment
@finnaboing3 жыл бұрын
@@finnaboing imagine reading it then having the stroke your last concious thought being wtf
@josethebioform75193 жыл бұрын
"You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" It took me a minute to get the joke, thought i was just going crazy.
@lumbermill85884 жыл бұрын
You just experienced what Civvie did when he was actually playing the game.
@PedroThePanda644 жыл бұрын
You see a lot of those critiques about the game are copy and pasted, whole comments, rhetoric, so it gets a little confusing.
@bananajoe1134 жыл бұрын
Came here for this same comment. A+ on the meta-joke.
@XGriff847X4 жыл бұрын
@@XGriff847X But a lot of these comments are copy pasted, whole paragraphs, sentences, so it gets a little confusing.
@DodderingOldMan4 жыл бұрын
bruh I thought I kept hitting the rewind so I'd set the video forward then hear it again and set it forward
@notaloafofbread7734 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest tie-in game to a film about boxing I've ever seen.
@GrandHighGamer4 жыл бұрын
This has nothing to do with *Rocky!* This is the stand-alone movie for the most senior employee at Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton.
@DistractedGlobeGuy4 жыл бұрын
i thought it was a tie-in for the band creed
@smeqwack73374 жыл бұрын
@@DistractedGlobeGuy this was a joke.
@SockEater42934 жыл бұрын
I know, there was no guns in the rocky movies and the two creed movies ever!
@SockEater42934 жыл бұрын
@@SockEater4293 so was mine, genius.
@DistractedGlobeGuy4 жыл бұрын
To this day I don't know if Katie is a real person or not.
@thewraithwriter224 жыл бұрын
Me neither, lol..At times I believe she is real, but at other times I think she is a character that's part of the "Civvie Lore"..lol
@ihatecommunism99583 жыл бұрын
Regardless of if she is real or or not, we know she feels pain, You Are Empty and Alpha Prime proved this.
@VerdeMorte3 жыл бұрын
We now have recorded sounds of pain and sadness made by the Katie entity in " Redneck Rampage Deelucks Special" so we know that, at the very least, Civvie really wants us to think she is real. And also in pain and sadness. Mission accomplished, I feel sorry for her.
@vetreas3663 жыл бұрын
It’s so obviously pitch shifted Civvie
@GreenEyedDazzler2 жыл бұрын
@@GreenEyedDazzler trans civvie when?
@morrigandoerner11462 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, something about the atmosphere of the cutscenes is really appealing to me. It’s like a sci-fi fever dream
@waterguyroks4 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg Like a tapeworm? I will say though the music is a good kind of cheese.
@bluesloth41423 жыл бұрын
Absence of tone, emotion, sense. It's like floating in space; there's nothing to orient yourself with, you are utterly helpless to watch as you desperately beg anything to save you from this abject nothingness. Civvie learned the lesson the hard way. When you're staring at an empty void too long it empties you and you become it and it becomes you.
@Knifegash3 жыл бұрын
That would be the brain damage. Time for a fresh round of neurostimulants and electroshock therapy
@TheDownrankTrain2 жыл бұрын
Lexx is the tv series version, give it atry
@lionelstarkweather982 Жыл бұрын
“There’s four hours left of this game.” CIVVIE CIVVIE NO
@orvilleredenpiller3384 жыл бұрын
1:57 "Russian Unreal II" Buckle up, kids, this is ROUGH.
@Halon12344 жыл бұрын
Quit whinning.
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
Jank intensifies
@IDHLEB4 жыл бұрын
It's the Unreal 2 done right
@jauhgnaw4 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure you could overdub Unreal II's dialogue with sound clips from this game and make it more entertaining, not less
@Halon12344 жыл бұрын
DAMN!
@DarkOmegaMK24 жыл бұрын
His "Wait IM the confederate??" has the same energy as my reaction to aiding the stormcloaks the first time I played Skyrim.
@omgman866311 ай бұрын
the gods smile on me, imperial, can you say the same?
@Creedio905 ай бұрын
And yet Bethesda was able to craft such energetic and magnetic dialogue from Legendary actors such as Patrick Stewart, and max von sydo... Do you know how Logistically technically and by all means of science that we know, just how difficult it should have been to get Patrick Stewart to fuck up bad dialogue? Bethesda's on a whole other level than these slovjankers... My theory is possibly some black magic, maybe Some not so sanctioned extracurricular Supplemental catholic material maybe... Cause... Like have you seen life force? There had never been dialogue so bad Patrick Stewart would ever have been even challenged.... And then... Bethesda... Channeing the power of the immaterium to collectively Regress the scale of human communicative progress... No Korean MMO, Or blizzard product has ever really even scratched... And they tried...
@JackWse4 ай бұрын
"else if terminal=1 we'll die" i almost choked
@reviyee55714 жыл бұрын
If terminal=-1 we live forever
@ZuluRomeo10 ай бұрын
My brain started to melt after 15 minutes into this video It's a miracle Civvie survived 9 hours of gameplay
@Ogryska4 жыл бұрын
few months ago i tryed to finish this game... but i just give up after 5 or 6 hour, managed to land on some planet and get in some kind of underground base but after this my head started to giving me some headache and i just deleted the whole thing. never again.
@0kisshun04 жыл бұрын
"Quit whinning"
@eduardodiaz99424 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 Winning is what I do........just not with this game.
@daishi55714 жыл бұрын
I just shut down and vented my neurons at that point. Can't melt down a brain that's not processing a fucking thing.
@DinnerForkTongue4 жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao
@bouttobreak124 жыл бұрын
When Mandalore is on his deathbed, someone has to continue his legacy of playing Russian jank
@g1gabyt34 жыл бұрын
While I'm at it, do Neuro next
@g1gabyt34 жыл бұрын
PRO PATHOLOGIC 2 WHEN CIVVIE?
@EmperorOfLols4 жыл бұрын
There is also Tehsnakerer. He plays junk (Russian or any other) from time to time.
@0xlamon4 жыл бұрын
Mandalore plays jank?
@wahlex8414 жыл бұрын
Eurojank, not just slavjank.
@Proctor_Conley4 жыл бұрын
After watching this review many times, i FINALLY understood the plot. You are a Legionnare marine going after a Rouge commander, going straight to the Kreed anamoly. The whole thing is a skirmish between Legionares, The Confedarate alliance and the Spiggs marauders, and you trying to escape out Kreed. The end is so abrupt because....i dunno. He just break through the anamoly on the end and escape ...aaaaaaand still makes no fucking sense Else we will die
@gabrielloko300004 жыл бұрын
At least you tried ...
@lordmontymord8701 Жыл бұрын
You missed the important part that getting rogue commander was a cover, the main mission was to get control over the powers of Kreed and make it into a weapon. They problem is, it should have been in cutscenes, some quests/orders, NPCs should have talked about, but as it stands... The storyline is all bones, no skin and muscles.
@ImperativeGames Жыл бұрын
I get the distinct feeling that the DLC doesn't explain any of this either and makes the whole thing more confusing.
@asteroidrules Жыл бұрын
if story = -1, we die
@twitchsopamanxx9 ай бұрын
@@asteroidrulesDLC???
@lambda-m16767 ай бұрын
If were forced to play KREED or BLOOD 2, I'd choose TEKWAR cuz I like Whinning
@dariuskoehler0014 жыл бұрын
okay, but can you lower the body count next time?
@papayer4 жыл бұрын
*157585 shikari laughed at this*
@danielwordsworth18433 жыл бұрын
"You may have gotten Sonny off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A. with him?!"
@Gui-San2 жыл бұрын
“What can I say, Kreed blew it. If it were up to me, it’d be back in cold storage, but it’s not.”
@Comkill117 Жыл бұрын
You see, a lot of these Tekwar references are copied and pasted: whole quotations, in-jokes, so it gets a little confusing
@ZuluRomeo10 ай бұрын
"-1 is computerspeak for infinite" - Developer day job detected!
@boredtodeathwth4 жыл бұрын
Me: How bad could this be? (30 minutes later) *dies in Russian*
@capthavic4 жыл бұрын
You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing
@melvinmerkelhopper57524 жыл бұрын
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Quit winning.
@WTFBOOMDOOM3 жыл бұрын
No matter how many times I watch this I'll never be ready for "quit winning".
@JackManiaky3 жыл бұрын
"QUIT WHINNING" is the funniest thing, it's at 15:31 for those who want to hear it again and again
@harleyspeedthrust40134 жыл бұрын
*hweening
@bravo0754 жыл бұрын
I am back a year later to admire "QUIT WHINNING"
@harleyspeedthrust40132 жыл бұрын
Another year passes, qweet wheenning..
@boilerhousegarage Жыл бұрын
@@boilerhousegarage it's been 2 or 3 years now, i will never quit whinning
@harleyspeedthrust4013 Жыл бұрын
I'm here for the master class acting that was "Hey, there are people in here!"
@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 Жыл бұрын
"See, a lot of these hallways are copy and pasted you see, so it gets a little confusing...." This game should be classified as a war crime.
@ParrotMan012764 жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@bravo075 Жыл бұрын
"Quit whinning" That needs to be a meme.
@TheGollddMAN4 жыл бұрын
at 22:05 just that absolutely infuriated "WHAT!?" i feel it in my soul
@The_Sock_4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I don't think there's ever been one like it before or after
@shaynehughes66454 жыл бұрын
@@shaynehughes6645 You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted......
@Tahnit284 жыл бұрын
A clip of Aguirre: The Wrath of God in a video about a slow willing descent into sheer madness? Civvie really is a man of culture.
@onenationunderdog52894 жыл бұрын
truly
@nicholas62553 жыл бұрын
Yeah, gotta admire his movie knowhow. One more reason why I love his vids.
@michaelandreipalon359 Жыл бұрын
That Alien spoof at the beginning was brilliant. GG, CV.
@Th3Nexus4 жыл бұрын
i know. spot on !!
@iMernerner4 жыл бұрын
That and photoshopping the Jack novel were perfect.
@Horatio7874 жыл бұрын
This bastard is testing me.
@krvm3rv3ntura334 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the advertisement intermission card. It’s a little unsettling when I hear “then the spy points his gun to the ambassadors head and says... only swifter pick up those hard to get dust bunnies”
@ZappasMudshark4 жыл бұрын
youtube premium is very inexpensive and is bundled with access to the youtube music app. If you watch more than an hour of youtube on your phone per month, its worth it in my opinion. If you don't wanna spend 10 bucks a month, I don't wanna see ya even mentioning ads! /s
@hacksbeenjamin3 жыл бұрын
@@hacksbeenjamin The problem is that KZhead is a terrible company so nobody wants to support it in that way.
@indigocactus30893 жыл бұрын
@Indigo Cactus Everyone loves partisan political censorship! ...Nah, adblock is better.
@KopperNeoman2 жыл бұрын
@@hacksbeenjamin Brown nosing YT won't get you any discounts.
@garybusey99412 жыл бұрын
My initial thought was that the voice acting was so stilted because of TTS software, but it's too natural sounding for the time. Now I'm going with they had one person who could speak English write the script, and all the voice actors were reading their lines with pretty much no idea what they were actually saying.
@jakel2837 Жыл бұрын
At points it almost sounds like these AI voices where it can almost sound natural at times, but you tell something's off at every word
@Brunosky_Inc Жыл бұрын
That you referenced "A Confederacy of Dunces" makes me immeasurably happy. That's that theology and geometry, people.
@CthonicSoulChicken3 жыл бұрын
"Wait a minute... RUSSIANS DON'T READ RIGHT TO LEFT" - 23 minutes later. great comedic timing on that. Laughed a minute straight
@DarkenPain4 жыл бұрын
I recommend to review the game called "You are empty" Developers from Ukraine.
@user-li3jh7ok4f4 жыл бұрын
Good call, was a brilliant vid, like usual
@Tynon12213 жыл бұрын
22:09 That is the most genuinely angry I have ever heard Civvie.
@RegalRoyalWasTaken4 жыл бұрын
21:30 this weird beat has been living rent free in my head for days.
@thehorsefromGOTs8 Жыл бұрын
Four years after I first heard it I can guarantee you it won’t go away
@MisterDragelof3 ай бұрын
@@MisterDragelof one year later, and I can still recall it pretty clearly.
@thehorsefromGOTs83 ай бұрын
Combined with what can charitably be described as the "vogue-Ing" lady at 20:52 and it's all very entrancing
@ZuluRomeoАй бұрын
Ahhh! Much as I love the PRO series and reviews of newer stuff, the "Civvie dunks on a trash game" videos are my favorite, and this one goes way beyond mere trash. God bless you Russian shovelware devs!
@Mechazaurus4 жыл бұрын
What really got me was seeing additional programming as a credit at the start
@aaacowsad63884 жыл бұрын
fiddling with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s database while I watch this, oddly fitting, lol.
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
You actually haven't seen Russian shovelware yet. Kreed was an ambitious project, they seriously planned to kill Doom 3 with it. Russian shovelware is when you burn some random trash on CDs before the New Year just to fill an annual report for publisher. Check THIS: kzhead.info/sun/lMWjmMaZoaingqM/bejne.html
@ghostoflaurapalmer4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I remember Russian magazines making a big deal of this game. Until it released.
@bennymountain14 жыл бұрын
@@bennymountain1 It was so annoying. But not unusual.
@Maggerama4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about this game; It somehow got a sequel Edit: Its called "Kreed: Battle for Savitar".
@_ZimZam4 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@JonathanFont4 жыл бұрын
for real? i hope civvie is forced to play it
@Sad_Elf4 жыл бұрын
Bulshit no way
@moscowvicent8314 жыл бұрын
It also called "Kreed. Episode I: Battle for Savitar".
@ViDiGames14 жыл бұрын
@@ViDiGames1 See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@yuriythebest4 жыл бұрын
The weird “one more thing Daniel” monologue was genuinely terrifying
@jacksonallen56673 жыл бұрын
This game ACTUALLY was advertised as "Doom 3 killer", so you wasn't wrong about your first guess
@VasiliyOgniov3 жыл бұрын
“Actually”.
@billrich9722 Жыл бұрын
@@billrich9722 akshually
@alexeyeliseev6322 Жыл бұрын
Hell, Doom 3 is a Doom 3 killer already.
@BigPuddin Жыл бұрын
Fun trivia for you: this game was heavily sold as Doom 3 killer in Russia Like, in videogame magazines and shit Also, there is absolute megafuckton of insane janky FPSes from Russia, some of them are pure art
@facepalmvideos14 жыл бұрын
there are really good games as well. like stalker.
@petkofuchalski98094 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Gulman series(it's 3rd person tho), The Hunt and Nevskiy Titbit are perfect examples of pure gold of Russian gamedev.
@vanek74rus4 жыл бұрын
Stalker's from Ukraine, but yeah, good shit.
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
It certainly killed something...
@uniqueuser53634 жыл бұрын
Germany has jank Adventure games Russia has jank FPS's Poland has jank ARPG's
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
*Pauses video* *Shines the power of 10,000 suns on it, still just as dark* Could this game be the embodiment of a black hole?
@dingdongbells33144 жыл бұрын
No it's just Black 3.0, hundreds of times blacker than Vantablack
@DoomRater4 жыл бұрын
Appropriate. They both suck massively
@SkydreamPony4 жыл бұрын
Quit winning
@Sonlirain4 жыл бұрын
Profile pic checks out. :P
@TaoScribble4 жыл бұрын
Well, Civvie did crank the ingame lighting to max/near-max darkness in the options. That's one of the jokes in the video.
@craftyyoungster45284 жыл бұрын
I love the"I Have no Mouth but I Must Scream" reference at the beginning!
@thepostaldude20694 жыл бұрын
"quit winning" What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Also, I'm Russian and I'm ashamed of the fact that our gamedevs released this hueta blyat
@whatthefuck18523 жыл бұрын
Soglasen s vami tovarisch.
@strelokand73063 жыл бұрын
Ty hueta
@KeksimusMaximus3 жыл бұрын
@@KeksimusMaximus hueta eto vvp (ti znaesh o chem ya)
@whatthefuck18523 жыл бұрын
Queet wheenin'
@bravo075 Жыл бұрын
The game has been praised by Russian game journos during the development period, because of great screenshots and trailers. That has quickly changed after the release however. This was a common pattern in Russian gamedev in early 2000s.
@dmitriyparfenov4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the game journos became more reserved by the mid-2000s. And after the economic collapse of the late 2000s, there is no Russian gamedev. Somehow I'm disappointed.
@AllardRT4 жыл бұрын
@@AllardRT There are still some old studios alive like Gaijin or Ice Pick. A lot of the devs are now in mobile gaming. Occasionally there are small indie hits from Russia on Steam store. But, yeah, Russian "big" PC gamedev is almost nonexistent nowadays.
@dmitriyparfenov4 жыл бұрын
@@dmitriyparfenov Battlestate Games also exists. Though it's more of a gun porn dev.
@thundersoul67954 жыл бұрын
I imagine the industry has cratered given recent developments.
@KingThrillgore Жыл бұрын
@@KingThrillgore Not really. Sure, a lot of devs moved out of the country, but mainly it's the mobile games developers. They made money in the West, so they followed their clients. Some studios like Wargaming have split their Russian and western assets and operate this way. Others like Mundfish, Owlcat, Gaijin and Saber have found different ways to stay in Russia while continuing their work. And half a year later there are now more announcements in local game press about new russian games. Things are changing.
@dmitriyparfenov Жыл бұрын
We all know who is really in area 51. We are coming for you Civvie.
@amish49884 жыл бұрын
Okay, that's the first area 51 joke that made me chuckle.
@wahlex8414 жыл бұрын
@Manek Iridius You know you can still participate right?
@ArtificialDjDAGX4 жыл бұрын
@Tailfin See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
@JonathanFont4 жыл бұрын
#freecivvie
@TrashGoblin8244 жыл бұрын
I love that the damage from the water gibbed the player character's body.
@purple_menace6604 Жыл бұрын
I've rewatched this video at least twenty times and I still have no idea what Kreed is about or what it even looks like, when I think about Kreed all I can envision in my mind is darkness.
@jango7889 Жыл бұрын
"Quit Winning!" Lol at the guy speaking as if he's having a normal conversation while being squashed under rocks.
@jnoirj31244 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is, this game was marketed in Russia as a "Doom 3 killer", one of the memorable quotes from one of the publications was "And what water Kreed has! I can't even contain myself: the water like this has never existed, and in principle, the possibility of its existence could only be believed in!" Yeah, Russian gaming magazines were... a bit of a sellout sometimes.
@fwackingmadman50114 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much . I finally got an explanation to the all the Russians memeing "а какая в крид вода! "
@yosefyonin68244 жыл бұрын
If this is a Russian game, sold primarily in Russia and other slavic nations, why is it in English? It's pretty obvious the dev team and script writers' English comprehension can be charitably described as "complete dogshit," so why make a game written and voiced in a language nobody involved in the production can understand?
@Anomaly188 Жыл бұрын
@@Anomaly188 Executives that don't have business sense were common around here, especially in the 2000's and 90'. So i can fathom the thought, of some bigwig going "Yeah, this will be an international seller, for sure! We need localization for this one". And when providing zero resources, or any shits in general, for the localization effort.
@fwackingmadman5011 Жыл бұрын
Added to the fact of the very loose structure of the gaming companies of the time, most of them being former pirate resellers and not really caring for any firm quality control. And you'll reap some nasty results, like this game.
@fwackingmadman5011 Жыл бұрын
@@fwackingmadman5011 Executives with no business sense isn't just a Russian problem. That's a worldwide problem.
@Anomaly188 Жыл бұрын
This is by far one of the best scripts that Civvie ever made, holy shit
@ShadowlessAsura4 жыл бұрын
The pre unity dark ages, when you still had to make an effort to make a shit game.
@naughtyhieroglyph6694 жыл бұрын
Bruh, have you seen Limbo of the Lost?
@admiraltonydawning38473 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if Kreed wasn't developed (heh, "developed"!) on a very, very, very, very, very, VERY early version of Unity...
@GraveReaperCushions3 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions nah, feels more like a slavic unreal clone to me
@what-hn1od3 жыл бұрын
@@admiraltonydawning3847 The World’s Best Bad Game.
@TheGary1083 жыл бұрын
@@GraveReaperCushions "I'm So CooL beCaUsE I cOnsTAnTly sHiT On UniTy EvEn ThOugh I DoNt HaVe The BrAinCeLLs To MaKe A GamE Or FoRm An InDiVdUaL OPInIoN" - You
@GMOTP57382 жыл бұрын
I realized at 6:30 that I had been listening real, real hard trying to understand before I realized I was trying to make sense out of nonsense and I broke down laughing for a good 30 seconds.
@PhatsMahoney884 жыл бұрын
Also this feels like a fucking fever dream and I haven't even played it. Watching this makes me feel like I did watching Cube 2: Hypercube when I had a 104 degree fever. Which really fucked me up.
@PhatsMahoney884 жыл бұрын
@@PhatsMahoney88 Oh my God, the Cube series was exactly what I thought of when they called the Kreed an "anomoly".
@SleepyAdam4 жыл бұрын
Do the voices remind anyone else of serious sam 2?
@sernoddicusthegallant69864 жыл бұрын
the myth, the legend, the doom 3 killer made by spetsnaz. check out that water.
@vitaliybakal73564 жыл бұрын
Wait these are the guys that made spetsnaz? No wonder it's so shit.
@Srksius28024 жыл бұрын
@@Srksius2802 they served in spetznaz
@vitaliybakal73564 жыл бұрын
@@vitaliybakal7356 ah. I remember there being a shooter called spetsnaz that sucked
@Srksius28024 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning" Outstanding.
@SpaceSkeletonDragon9 ай бұрын
If You Are Empty was a fever dream, KREED is a bad drug trip.
@Saavik256 Жыл бұрын
"Quick, how do we show players the Kreed is dangerous?" "Have everyone die except the main character?" 14:50 | 16:01 | 26:10
@SkyblueStarmoon4 жыл бұрын
is there porn of your pfp
@KlNGMAKER4 жыл бұрын
@Something Mildly Homophobic Profile picture
@genericprotagonist28424 жыл бұрын
"А какая в Крид вода!"
@maxkur674 жыл бұрын
I love how civvie can just wordlessly show parts of this game and it speaks for itself.
@iFeelGlee3 жыл бұрын
I pay to not see ads, but love being reminded of where ads would be.
@Warrigt4 жыл бұрын
"Russians read right to left" адов deerc в яакак А
@user-xj9pm5mj1k4 жыл бұрын
Верни зулину его буквы!
@chevicus4 жыл бұрын
Нихуя не понял но очень интересно.
@The.Combine4 жыл бұрын
“Wait, _Russians don’t read right to left!”_
@expendableround61864 жыл бұрын
@@expendableround6186 no, we just rush b сука блядь!
@chevicus4 жыл бұрын
@@expendableround6186 For posterity: 27:40
@roadent2174 жыл бұрын
This game's soundtrack sounds like an attempt at Euro-buttrock
@MetalXaldy4 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of a largely forgotten FPS game, Mortyr.
@Da6Omen4 жыл бұрын
it sounds like really shitty turbofolk without any of the b-roll combat footage.
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like rejected Quake 2 songs
@TooMuchSascha4 жыл бұрын
It actually sounds a lot like the Life of Crime soundtrack.
@fuzzydunlop79284 жыл бұрын
Very Sonic Mayhem vibe.
@NeilDinsmore4 жыл бұрын
The real question is when is Civvie going to play "Kreed - Battle for Savitar"
@illianstrange55564 жыл бұрын
Salvitar actually fixed a lot of problem of the original release and overall being a pretty decent game, too bad it never has an official release in the Western market
@RedHazeCh4 жыл бұрын
@@RedHazeCh true but still it's not the best experience
@illianstrange55564 жыл бұрын
Yeah I just played through it because I had to know. They actually added a metroid prime style map, did almost no copy and pasting (with the cost of the expansion being short), made most of the enemies projectile based, added pain sounds for most of the enemies to give some amount of feedback, added a close/medium range shock weapon instead of a knife that *doesn't* display -1instead of just showing no ammo, made the story coherent if disjointed, and didn't put the terrible variety stuff like the psychotic gravity sections, vehicle sections, or turret sections in. Plus thanks to it never being localized it has a fan translation that actually has multiple voice actors who can speak english rather than whatever you call the original's pitch shifting madness. It's still jank with bulletspongey enemies and lotso graphical and collision glitches, way too dark so you need to put up the brightness (which affects your desktop brightness for the game while it's on), and it all ends with a the eponymous battle being a 3 room wave defense section that the AI may glitch out and never leave their ships on... but it ends up being what this game looked like at the start, endearing trash (with it only being like 3 hours long).
@zaphero55183 жыл бұрын
That one guy with the un-pitch-shifted voice we keep hearing, like at 2:31, 2:55, 24:45, etc., unironically sounds almost exactly Peter Coyote's voice. The guy has been involved with some pretty strange art-projects in the past, so I actually had to take a second and look up whether or not he decided to work for scale on some obscure Russian FPS trash from the first half of the 00's or not to be sure. It turns out, no, he didn't. He just has a vocal-clone in the Russian basement programmer community, apparently.
@loganagle7464 жыл бұрын
There's something special about a game like this, the dialogues are always funny and the storyline makes the Room seem good as the godfather.
@IXINOSIS4 жыл бұрын
"Quit winning. Oh hi Mark..."
@jb_lofi3 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, that segment with the fan uses a stock sci-fi sound Half Life uses...
@Grif434 жыл бұрын
Not even ten minutes in and I can hear his mind unraveling as he’s trying to explain the fuckery that is the controls XD
@lozg1985 Жыл бұрын
"It's my fault, I didn't see that vent here, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SH*T!" My favorite line)))
@skald21544 жыл бұрын
So according to that subtitle, A.M. runs the dungeon, so good luck Civvie, gonna be another 109 years worth of Blood 2, Tekwar, and Kreed. RIP Civvie
@Pacifist-Taco4 жыл бұрын
I'd kinda figured that had always been an inspiration for the channel's overall premise.
@reloadpsi4 жыл бұрын
wait a second this isn't a kreedz climbing highlight video OR an anime music video set to "with arms wide open", what a ripoff i want my $-1 back
@TheKins4 жыл бұрын
-5$ foot long
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
Wait you paid unlimited money for this?
@H0T5H0TJ0N4 жыл бұрын
On the topic of music; looking up this game made me discover there is a russian rapper named Kreed, i wonder if he is a fan of this game ? He would have been a kid at the time it came out.
@eutenhomuitosnomes54854 жыл бұрын
Quit whinning.
@papayer4 жыл бұрын
I was rewatching this and that intro bit of dialogue was driving me NUTS because I could not figure out what those characters were saying. Turns out, the name they're saying is "Teofrast Rumi". Fuck me, no wonder I couldn't pick that out. That name looks like the result of keysmashing. Thanks MobyGames for actually having it written out.
@Bukkarooo4 жыл бұрын
Man, I remember picking this game up as a teen on a flea market for like $2 from one of those pirate sellers back in 05/06, and after like an hour of playing I actually went to ask for my money back. Since the guy refused to refund me, I still have it sitting on a shelf to this day. Btw one of the voice actors sounds like a text to voice AI version of Agent 47 😂
@armoxie3 жыл бұрын
"See a lot of these areas are copy and pasted; whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" counter: I'm at 16:20 and I've heard it 5 times. See a lot of these sound clips are copy and pasted, whole lines and jokes, so it gets a little confusing
@DoomRater4 жыл бұрын
"II A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES" Points for the literary reference!
@wolfgangervin25824 жыл бұрын
Only book that ever made me laugh out loud.
@kyleorigliosso22763 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how instead of reusing the same combat music, they apparently made "unique" songs for the different levels that still manage to sound exactly the same; a goth rave on a shoestring budget.
@penttikoivuniemi214611 ай бұрын
Civvie can't seem to quit winning when he releases these bangers.
@gabrielnedev88987 ай бұрын
The hell did these devs live near Chernobyl? This game feels like it came straight out of the zone it's so surreal and bad.
@XzMondayNightzX4 жыл бұрын
this is why stalkers should stick to artifact hunting instead of trying to design a game.
@egg21004 жыл бұрын
This game is so dumb and terrible...It actually feels like this game is the smartest thing thing in the universe, and we can't comprehend whatever it says. Civvie's right; this game feels like its giving me smooth brain.
@deltaknight27643 жыл бұрын
This voice acting is giving me flashbacks to The Chosen - Well of Souls. Russian voice acting is nothing like what Rocky and Bullwinkle led me to believe.
@raccoononymous4 жыл бұрын
I see you're a man of culture too.
@Azeitona844 жыл бұрын
The ee-vv-ii-ll one?
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
@@planescaped On flaming weengs
@TrashGoblin8244 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Dingo Pictures.
@DistractedGlobeGuy4 жыл бұрын
"That's why we strafe-hop, 'cause then my time isn't being wasted so much...time." _Time... Is it really that _*_time_*_ again, Civvie?_
@brandonobaza86104 жыл бұрын
Brandon Obaza "what is the time, CV-11?"
@lionocyborg60303 жыл бұрын
Just discovered your channel and what a fucking gem it is
@danielalvey22354 жыл бұрын
I'd like to congratulate young Civvie for showing the appropriate restraint regarding references to a certain Christian rock group from the early 2000s.
@pendulousphallus4 жыл бұрын
Wait. They were Christian?!
@three-stripes4 жыл бұрын
@@three-stripes Yeap, and they accepted such faith... WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!
@PowerArmorV1134 жыл бұрын
@@PowerArmorV113 Wow I wonder how their fake religion is working out for them.
@three-stripes4 жыл бұрын
Wait, what is going on?
@melvinmerkelhopper57524 жыл бұрын
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 There's a band called Creed.
@MaxUltimata4 жыл бұрын
"Uhh you see a lot of these areas are copied and pasted whole hallways, rooms... so it gets a little confusing." I see what you did there :)
@avernusivandobrovski66144 жыл бұрын
I dont
@namesurname6244 жыл бұрын
@@namesurname624 He repeats that throughout the video, a la copy pasted words. :)
@GalactusTheDestroyer4 жыл бұрын
See a lot of these areas are copied and pasted - whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing.
@lukesmith55574 жыл бұрын
Quit winning!
@sokiel66634 жыл бұрын
i think we all did but okay
@RickBomhof4 жыл бұрын
This comment is definitely gonna disappear, but something about that orchestral music at the very beginning gave me very specific vibes to a similar soundtrack piece in Godzilla vs Biollante. I feel crazy.
@panamajack59724 жыл бұрын
@Amadeus Eisenberg like everything else in this game, it sticks to you like a tapeworm.
@bluesloth41423 жыл бұрын
13:38...... Everything you will ever need to know about the game, "words to live by"
@Fangorum4 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@PeaseMakerYT4 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these youtube comments are copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@RedTigerDragoon4 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
@KrisM1894 жыл бұрын
See, a lot of these youtube comments are badly copied and pasted, so it gets a lit
@1310up4 жыл бұрын
You see, a lot of this comments section is copy and pasted, whole comments and sayings, so it gets a little confusing.
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
Ctrl V
@xmm-cf5eg4 жыл бұрын
At this point I don't even care what the game is, half an hour of Civvie is always a good time.
@joogleplus62444 жыл бұрын
This game is so forgettable, I watch this video several times a year, and I still can’t remember what it’s about.
@murdertech42722 жыл бұрын
This video should have triggered my Chile Mentioned senses a long while ago with that Pinochet mention, yet I'm only now realizing he randomly brough up Pinochet. This game, man...
@Brunosky_Inc Жыл бұрын
Quit winning
@aminhakimi654 Жыл бұрын
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" Well, I got to experience the original voicing in Russian playing the game back in the day when it was released. I remembered it forever because quality and style of acting gave me an impression of a guy who had no prior training, a headset and a few hours to complete the whole story by himself.
@Choo-choo-chookcha3 жыл бұрын
Как говорится, "озвучено профессиональными программистами".
I wish when my bank account said -1 it meant infinite money
Stonks
If it said -1, it would mean you have to pay the bank 1 dollar extra each month. Negative interest, you pay the bank 1 dollar interest, thus 100%. Might happen between 2022 and 2024
@@Vantarmy Man I wonder if I can come in and undercut, offer to keep and use other people's cash for only 50 cents a month. It's a no-brainer really.
@@louiepooh1510 probably would get investigated and shut down by the SEC before any real money could be made. Also it would take 10,000 customers to make 5 grand a month which isn't bad but it's certainly gonna take a lot of networking and license costs
Same
Halo: Comblyat Evolved
Comblyat Devolved
@@silverhand9965 underrated
That's actually Breed. Does anybody remember Breed?
Breed: Comblyat devolved
It's funny because Halo: Combat Evolved literally has copy/pasted level design.
"A lot of these comments are copied and pasted. Whole references, memes, so it gets a little confusing..."
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@VT This is like a gex reference on a dunkey video ~ Thanos
Queet wheenin'
“A lot of these replies are copied and pasted. Whole jokes, criticisms, so it gets a little confusing…”
Quit winnin
"Sometimes the water kills you and sometimes it doesn't....just like real water" 10/10
Third world countries be like.
That is pretty accurate tbh, can't see electricity
The game’s trailer makes me think of those “You wouldn’t steal a car” anti-piracy ads
I still have (and watch) dvd's with that ad campaign on 'em, lol.
I thought it looked familiar! That's exactly what it reminded me of
"If you're downloading files, you're downloading communism!" But this game was made after communism fell. What I get from this is that we need to return Russia to Marxist-Leninism to prevent more games like this.
You're not wrong. It reminded me of a Prodigy video though. I'm a Kreed player, twisted Kreed player!
Yeah. I have a question, who has a cooler voice? Civvie or The Act Man?
I can't quit winning without my buddy Superfly
whining*
@@takacsadam2850 *winning
@@2Asspie the dude is nagging and complaining over and over, why would he say winning? it's whining but pronounced wrong
@@takacsadam2850 that is the joke
@@takacsadam2850 quit winnin
"...Like imagine if you were playing Doom and every time a zombieman hits you the screen went fucking crazy." So it's like Doom 3.
@Amadeus Eisenberg Giga Chads like doom guy shouldn't flinch
@@probablynotdad6553 When Doomguy gets shot the bullets flinch.
@@Ponaru yes
@Demiclea neither was he ib DOOM 1, 2, plutonia, or 64, yet he never flinched. Also, id like to point out that the DOOM 3 guy isnt the same guy as the rest of the series
@Amadeus Eisenberg It doesn't matter what's actually happening in context, you shouldn't do things that are terrible to the user experience.
"Quit winning" Ok, I'll go and play a Sierra point-and-click adventure game without a guide, it's the best way I can think to not win.
RIP Sierra :(
You can play Hareraiser
You should try Deponia!
Play Limbo of the Lost without documentation.
Bruh, just play some Super Meat Boy. Fastest way to lose.
At least this game did one thing right: not a single sewer level.
I take it you didn’t enjoy Rage.... 👽
The game is so shit spewing it might as well be a sewer.
He'll never make it to 100 at this rate.
that's one gold star. *one*
That's because the entire game belongs in the sewer.
In russia there was a real hype on kreed, all gaming magazines was telling that kreed is killer of Doom 3, unreal 2, john f kennedy, abraham lincoln and who knows what else, and giant shlop after release
quit winning!
Zulin gang!
а какая в Kreed вода...
It might have failed on that, still it was an amusing game. There is though a masterpiece open world fps made by Russians, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
@@darenzy "Russians"… yeah, 'bout that…
"Bogdanoff." "Oui?" "He's playing" "He plays? *Quit whinning.* "
*hwhinnin'
domp eet
I understand this reference
Kreed-17
P E R F E K T
This game looks like the video games you'd see on TV when they haven't licensed a game to play but they need the young male lead to be distracted by something before the mother interrupts them
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" classy self-roast there, civvie!
That's Skyrim in a nutshell but without the pitch shifting.
i love it when they type out the exact quote from the video, but then also explain the joke in the reply
normal I love it when edgy jokills like you have to point out that the funny thing isn’t funny cause it was funny but it wasn’t cause you said it was funny and- Just bugger off buddy.
@@AnimatedTerror if what i did is so bad, why are you doing it?
normal I think he means for you to kzhead.info/sun/ZrBwktR6qHmdfqs/bejne.html
"Quit winning" -the bogdanoff
@Bolastwo "Doomp eet"
I lost it when the alien on the floor, presumed dead, comes back to life shoots the three non-player characters, while missing the player character right in the middle, and then immediately dies again. Intentionally or not, that was a comedic masterpiece with perfect timing.
If they expanded on this it would be a parody/satire on how NPCs always do one thing and die in shooters (think Half-Life). But it's not a parody...
The monster just couldnt stop winning
The monster was just saving the player from a bad escort mission
So it wasn't just a poorly voiced line. "Quit winning" was a warning to Civvie. A warning to stop now or be forever changed, scarred with the knowledge that this game exists.
"it's closer to a russian Unreal II, and if that doesn't scare ya..." That trailer itself is stuff of what creepypastas are made of
Damn.
It's wonderfully cursed. It looks like an ad for a fictional game like Polybius.
Kreed, a game also known as "How I learned to KUIT WINING and loved the schizoprenia"
*Hwhinnin
Ou r uo Winning san
Qweet whinning
The thing I enjoy most about Civvie 11 is, like Doom 2016, there’s a weirdly complex and fascinating story happening in the background of his videos that he could not give any less of a shit about
Amadeus Eisenberg That’s your opinion. Cool. Now go be a contrarian somewhere else
@Amadeus Eisenberg Cry some more man. Doom 2016 just blew it's load early, but it was still a good and enjoyable game.
Amadeus Eisenberg Shit opinion
Amadeus Eisenberg the optional logs you can read are actually super interesting
@Amadeus Eisenberg Pop ya breaks, kid. You bout faq cross some fuggin' lines!
4:04 left to right read indeed do we that confirm can I myself russian a as.
I’m sad this hasn’t gotten much attention. Great comment.
Agreed with other commenter great comment dude
sa a naissur flesym i nac mrifnoc taht ew od deedni daer thgir ot tfel 40:4
no lie I thought I was having a stroke while reading this comment
@@finnaboing imagine reading it then having the stroke your last concious thought being wtf
"You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" It took me a minute to get the joke, thought i was just going crazy.
You just experienced what Civvie did when he was actually playing the game.
You see a lot of those critiques about the game are copy and pasted, whole comments, rhetoric, so it gets a little confusing.
Came here for this same comment. A+ on the meta-joke.
@@XGriff847X But a lot of these comments are copy pasted, whole paragraphs, sentences, so it gets a little confusing.
bruh I thought I kept hitting the rewind so I'd set the video forward then hear it again and set it forward
This is the weirdest tie-in game to a film about boxing I've ever seen.
This has nothing to do with *Rocky!* This is the stand-alone movie for the most senior employee at Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton.
i thought it was a tie-in for the band creed
@@DistractedGlobeGuy this was a joke.
I know, there was no guns in the rocky movies and the two creed movies ever!
@@SockEater4293 so was mine, genius.
To this day I don't know if Katie is a real person or not.
Me neither, lol..At times I believe she is real, but at other times I think she is a character that's part of the "Civvie Lore"..lol
Regardless of if she is real or or not, we know she feels pain, You Are Empty and Alpha Prime proved this.
We now have recorded sounds of pain and sadness made by the Katie entity in " Redneck Rampage Deelucks Special" so we know that, at the very least, Civvie really wants us to think she is real. And also in pain and sadness. Mission accomplished, I feel sorry for her.
It’s so obviously pitch shifted Civvie
@@GreenEyedDazzler trans civvie when?
Not gonna lie, something about the atmosphere of the cutscenes is really appealing to me. It’s like a sci-fi fever dream
@Amadeus Eisenberg Like a tapeworm? I will say though the music is a good kind of cheese.
Absence of tone, emotion, sense. It's like floating in space; there's nothing to orient yourself with, you are utterly helpless to watch as you desperately beg anything to save you from this abject nothingness. Civvie learned the lesson the hard way. When you're staring at an empty void too long it empties you and you become it and it becomes you.
That would be the brain damage. Time for a fresh round of neurostimulants and electroshock therapy
Lexx is the tv series version, give it atry
“There’s four hours left of this game.” CIVVIE CIVVIE NO
1:57 "Russian Unreal II" Buckle up, kids, this is ROUGH.
Quit whinning.
Jank intensifies
It's the Unreal 2 done right
I am pretty sure you could overdub Unreal II's dialogue with sound clips from this game and make it more entertaining, not less
DAMN!
His "Wait IM the confederate??" has the same energy as my reaction to aiding the stormcloaks the first time I played Skyrim.
the gods smile on me, imperial, can you say the same?
And yet Bethesda was able to craft such energetic and magnetic dialogue from Legendary actors such as Patrick Stewart, and max von sydo... Do you know how Logistically technically and by all means of science that we know, just how difficult it should have been to get Patrick Stewart to fuck up bad dialogue? Bethesda's on a whole other level than these slovjankers... My theory is possibly some black magic, maybe Some not so sanctioned extracurricular Supplemental catholic material maybe... Cause... Like have you seen life force? There had never been dialogue so bad Patrick Stewart would ever have been even challenged.... And then... Bethesda... Channeing the power of the immaterium to collectively Regress the scale of human communicative progress... No Korean MMO, Or blizzard product has ever really even scratched... And they tried...
"else if terminal=1 we'll die" i almost choked
If terminal=-1 we live forever
My brain started to melt after 15 minutes into this video It's a miracle Civvie survived 9 hours of gameplay
few months ago i tryed to finish this game... but i just give up after 5 or 6 hour, managed to land on some planet and get in some kind of underground base but after this my head started to giving me some headache and i just deleted the whole thing. never again.
"Quit whinning"
@@eduardodiaz9942 Winning is what I do........just not with this game.
I just shut down and vented my neurons at that point. Can't melt down a brain that's not processing a fucking thing.
Exactly lmao
When Mandalore is on his deathbed, someone has to continue his legacy of playing Russian jank
While I'm at it, do Neuro next
PRO PATHOLOGIC 2 WHEN CIVVIE?
There is also Tehsnakerer. He plays junk (Russian or any other) from time to time.
Mandalore plays jank?
Eurojank, not just slavjank.
After watching this review many times, i FINALLY understood the plot. You are a Legionnare marine going after a Rouge commander, going straight to the Kreed anamoly. The whole thing is a skirmish between Legionares, The Confedarate alliance and the Spiggs marauders, and you trying to escape out Kreed. The end is so abrupt because....i dunno. He just break through the anamoly on the end and escape ...aaaaaaand still makes no fucking sense Else we will die
At least you tried ...
You missed the important part that getting rogue commander was a cover, the main mission was to get control over the powers of Kreed and make it into a weapon. They problem is, it should have been in cutscenes, some quests/orders, NPCs should have talked about, but as it stands... The storyline is all bones, no skin and muscles.
I get the distinct feeling that the DLC doesn't explain any of this either and makes the whole thing more confusing.
if story = -1, we die
@@asteroidrulesDLC???
If were forced to play KREED or BLOOD 2, I'd choose TEKWAR cuz I like Whinning
okay, but can you lower the body count next time?
*157585 shikari laughed at this*
"You may have gotten Sonny off the streets, but did you have to take half of L.A. with him?!"
“What can I say, Kreed blew it. If it were up to me, it’d be back in cold storage, but it’s not.”
You see, a lot of these Tekwar references are copied and pasted: whole quotations, in-jokes, so it gets a little confusing
"-1 is computerspeak for infinite" - Developer day job detected!
Me: How bad could this be? (30 minutes later) *dies in Russian*
You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted, whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Quit winning.
No matter how many times I watch this I'll never be ready for "quit winning".
"QUIT WHINNING" is the funniest thing, it's at 15:31 for those who want to hear it again and again
*hweening
I am back a year later to admire "QUIT WHINNING"
Another year passes, qweet wheenning..
@@boilerhousegarage it's been 2 or 3 years now, i will never quit whinning
I'm here for the master class acting that was "Hey, there are people in here!"
"See, a lot of these hallways are copy and pasted you see, so it gets a little confusing...." This game should be classified as a war crime.
Queet wheenin'
"Quit whinning" That needs to be a meme.
at 22:05 just that absolutely infuriated "WHAT!?" i feel it in my soul
Yeah, I don't think there's ever been one like it before or after
@@shaynehughes6645 You see a lot of these areas are copy and pasted......
A clip of Aguirre: The Wrath of God in a video about a slow willing descent into sheer madness? Civvie really is a man of culture.
truly
Yeah, gotta admire his movie knowhow. One more reason why I love his vids.
That Alien spoof at the beginning was brilliant. GG, CV.
i know. spot on !!
That and photoshopping the Jack novel were perfect.
This bastard is testing me.
I appreciate the advertisement intermission card. It’s a little unsettling when I hear “then the spy points his gun to the ambassadors head and says... only swifter pick up those hard to get dust bunnies”
youtube premium is very inexpensive and is bundled with access to the youtube music app. If you watch more than an hour of youtube on your phone per month, its worth it in my opinion. If you don't wanna spend 10 bucks a month, I don't wanna see ya even mentioning ads! /s
@@hacksbeenjamin The problem is that KZhead is a terrible company so nobody wants to support it in that way.
@Indigo Cactus Everyone loves partisan political censorship! ...Nah, adblock is better.
@@hacksbeenjamin Brown nosing YT won't get you any discounts.
My initial thought was that the voice acting was so stilted because of TTS software, but it's too natural sounding for the time. Now I'm going with they had one person who could speak English write the script, and all the voice actors were reading their lines with pretty much no idea what they were actually saying.
At points it almost sounds like these AI voices where it can almost sound natural at times, but you tell something's off at every word
That you referenced "A Confederacy of Dunces" makes me immeasurably happy. That's that theology and geometry, people.
"Wait a minute... RUSSIANS DON'T READ RIGHT TO LEFT" - 23 minutes later. great comedic timing on that. Laughed a minute straight
I recommend to review the game called "You are empty" Developers from Ukraine.
Good call, was a brilliant vid, like usual
22:09 That is the most genuinely angry I have ever heard Civvie.
21:30 this weird beat has been living rent free in my head for days.
Four years after I first heard it I can guarantee you it won’t go away
@@MisterDragelof one year later, and I can still recall it pretty clearly.
Combined with what can charitably be described as the "vogue-Ing" lady at 20:52 and it's all very entrancing
Ahhh! Much as I love the PRO series and reviews of newer stuff, the "Civvie dunks on a trash game" videos are my favorite, and this one goes way beyond mere trash. God bless you Russian shovelware devs!
What really got me was seeing additional programming as a credit at the start
fiddling with S.T.A.L.K.E.R.'s database while I watch this, oddly fitting, lol.
You actually haven't seen Russian shovelware yet. Kreed was an ambitious project, they seriously planned to kill Doom 3 with it. Russian shovelware is when you burn some random trash on CDs before the New Year just to fill an annual report for publisher. Check THIS: kzhead.info/sun/lMWjmMaZoaingqM/bejne.html
Yeah, I remember Russian magazines making a big deal of this game. Until it released.
@@bennymountain1 It was so annoying. But not unusual.
Funny thing about this game; It somehow got a sequel Edit: Its called "Kreed: Battle for Savitar".
See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
for real? i hope civvie is forced to play it
Bulshit no way
It also called "Kreed. Episode I: Battle for Savitar".
@@ViDiGames1 See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
The weird “one more thing Daniel” monologue was genuinely terrifying
This game ACTUALLY was advertised as "Doom 3 killer", so you wasn't wrong about your first guess
“Actually”.
@@billrich9722 akshually
Hell, Doom 3 is a Doom 3 killer already.
Fun trivia for you: this game was heavily sold as Doom 3 killer in Russia Like, in videogame magazines and shit Also, there is absolute megafuckton of insane janky FPSes from Russia, some of them are pure art
there are really good games as well. like stalker.
Yeah, Gulman series(it's 3rd person tho), The Hunt and Nevskiy Titbit are perfect examples of pure gold of Russian gamedev.
Stalker's from Ukraine, but yeah, good shit.
It certainly killed something...
Germany has jank Adventure games Russia has jank FPS's Poland has jank ARPG's
*Pauses video* *Shines the power of 10,000 suns on it, still just as dark* Could this game be the embodiment of a black hole?
No it's just Black 3.0, hundreds of times blacker than Vantablack
Appropriate. They both suck massively
Quit winning
Profile pic checks out. :P
Well, Civvie did crank the ingame lighting to max/near-max darkness in the options. That's one of the jokes in the video.
I love the"I Have no Mouth but I Must Scream" reference at the beginning!
"quit winning" What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. Also, I'm Russian and I'm ashamed of the fact that our gamedevs released this hueta blyat
Soglasen s vami tovarisch.
Ty hueta
@@KeksimusMaximus hueta eto vvp (ti znaesh o chem ya)
Queet wheenin'
The game has been praised by Russian game journos during the development period, because of great screenshots and trailers. That has quickly changed after the release however. This was a common pattern in Russian gamedev in early 2000s.
Yeah, the game journos became more reserved by the mid-2000s. And after the economic collapse of the late 2000s, there is no Russian gamedev. Somehow I'm disappointed.
@@AllardRT There are still some old studios alive like Gaijin or Ice Pick. A lot of the devs are now in mobile gaming. Occasionally there are small indie hits from Russia on Steam store. But, yeah, Russian "big" PC gamedev is almost nonexistent nowadays.
@@dmitriyparfenov Battlestate Games also exists. Though it's more of a gun porn dev.
I imagine the industry has cratered given recent developments.
@@KingThrillgore Not really. Sure, a lot of devs moved out of the country, but mainly it's the mobile games developers. They made money in the West, so they followed their clients. Some studios like Wargaming have split their Russian and western assets and operate this way. Others like Mundfish, Owlcat, Gaijin and Saber have found different ways to stay in Russia while continuing their work. And half a year later there are now more announcements in local game press about new russian games. Things are changing.
We all know who is really in area 51. We are coming for you Civvie.
Okay, that's the first area 51 joke that made me chuckle.
@Manek Iridius You know you can still participate right?
@Tailfin See, a lot of these comments are copied and pasted, whole phrases and words, so it gets a little confusing.
#freecivvie
I love that the damage from the water gibbed the player character's body.
I've rewatched this video at least twenty times and I still have no idea what Kreed is about or what it even looks like, when I think about Kreed all I can envision in my mind is darkness.
"Quit Winning!" Lol at the guy speaking as if he's having a normal conversation while being squashed under rocks.
Funny thing is, this game was marketed in Russia as a "Doom 3 killer", one of the memorable quotes from one of the publications was "And what water Kreed has! I can't even contain myself: the water like this has never existed, and in principle, the possibility of its existence could only be believed in!" Yeah, Russian gaming magazines were... a bit of a sellout sometimes.
Thank you so much . I finally got an explanation to the all the Russians memeing "а какая в крид вода! "
If this is a Russian game, sold primarily in Russia and other slavic nations, why is it in English? It's pretty obvious the dev team and script writers' English comprehension can be charitably described as "complete dogshit," so why make a game written and voiced in a language nobody involved in the production can understand?
@@Anomaly188 Executives that don't have business sense were common around here, especially in the 2000's and 90'. So i can fathom the thought, of some bigwig going "Yeah, this will be an international seller, for sure! We need localization for this one". And when providing zero resources, or any shits in general, for the localization effort.
Added to the fact of the very loose structure of the gaming companies of the time, most of them being former pirate resellers and not really caring for any firm quality control. And you'll reap some nasty results, like this game.
@@fwackingmadman5011 Executives with no business sense isn't just a Russian problem. That's a worldwide problem.
This is by far one of the best scripts that Civvie ever made, holy shit
The pre unity dark ages, when you still had to make an effort to make a shit game.
Bruh, have you seen Limbo of the Lost?
I'm wondering if Kreed wasn't developed (heh, "developed"!) on a very, very, very, very, very, VERY early version of Unity...
@@GraveReaperCushions nah, feels more like a slavic unreal clone to me
@@admiraltonydawning3847 The World’s Best Bad Game.
@@GraveReaperCushions "I'm So CooL beCaUsE I cOnsTAnTly sHiT On UniTy EvEn ThOugh I DoNt HaVe The BrAinCeLLs To MaKe A GamE Or FoRm An InDiVdUaL OPInIoN" - You
I realized at 6:30 that I had been listening real, real hard trying to understand before I realized I was trying to make sense out of nonsense and I broke down laughing for a good 30 seconds.
Also this feels like a fucking fever dream and I haven't even played it. Watching this makes me feel like I did watching Cube 2: Hypercube when I had a 104 degree fever. Which really fucked me up.
@@PhatsMahoney88 Oh my God, the Cube series was exactly what I thought of when they called the Kreed an "anomoly".
Do the voices remind anyone else of serious sam 2?
the myth, the legend, the doom 3 killer made by spetsnaz. check out that water.
Wait these are the guys that made spetsnaz? No wonder it's so shit.
@@Srksius2802 they served in spetznaz
@@vitaliybakal7356 ah. I remember there being a shooter called spetsnaz that sucked
"Quit winning" Outstanding.
If You Are Empty was a fever dream, KREED is a bad drug trip.
"Quick, how do we show players the Kreed is dangerous?" "Have everyone die except the main character?" 14:50 | 16:01 | 26:10
is there porn of your pfp
@Something Mildly Homophobic Profile picture
"А какая в Крид вода!"
I love how civvie can just wordlessly show parts of this game and it speaks for itself.
I pay to not see ads, but love being reminded of where ads would be.
"Russians read right to left" адов deerc в яакак А
Верни зулину его буквы!
Нихуя не понял но очень интересно.
“Wait, _Russians don’t read right to left!”_
@@expendableround6186 no, we just rush b сука блядь!
@@expendableround6186 For posterity: 27:40
This game's soundtrack sounds like an attempt at Euro-buttrock
It reminds me of a largely forgotten FPS game, Mortyr.
it sounds like really shitty turbofolk without any of the b-roll combat footage.
Sounds like rejected Quake 2 songs
It actually sounds a lot like the Life of Crime soundtrack.
Very Sonic Mayhem vibe.
The real question is when is Civvie going to play "Kreed - Battle for Savitar"
Salvitar actually fixed a lot of problem of the original release and overall being a pretty decent game, too bad it never has an official release in the Western market
@@RedHazeCh true but still it's not the best experience
Yeah I just played through it because I had to know. They actually added a metroid prime style map, did almost no copy and pasting (with the cost of the expansion being short), made most of the enemies projectile based, added pain sounds for most of the enemies to give some amount of feedback, added a close/medium range shock weapon instead of a knife that *doesn't* display -1instead of just showing no ammo, made the story coherent if disjointed, and didn't put the terrible variety stuff like the psychotic gravity sections, vehicle sections, or turret sections in. Plus thanks to it never being localized it has a fan translation that actually has multiple voice actors who can speak english rather than whatever you call the original's pitch shifting madness. It's still jank with bulletspongey enemies and lotso graphical and collision glitches, way too dark so you need to put up the brightness (which affects your desktop brightness for the game while it's on), and it all ends with a the eponymous battle being a 3 room wave defense section that the AI may glitch out and never leave their ships on... but it ends up being what this game looked like at the start, endearing trash (with it only being like 3 hours long).
That one guy with the un-pitch-shifted voice we keep hearing, like at 2:31, 2:55, 24:45, etc., unironically sounds almost exactly Peter Coyote's voice. The guy has been involved with some pretty strange art-projects in the past, so I actually had to take a second and look up whether or not he decided to work for scale on some obscure Russian FPS trash from the first half of the 00's or not to be sure. It turns out, no, he didn't. He just has a vocal-clone in the Russian basement programmer community, apparently.
There's something special about a game like this, the dialogues are always funny and the storyline makes the Room seem good as the godfather.
"Quit winning. Oh hi Mark..."
Funnily enough, that segment with the fan uses a stock sci-fi sound Half Life uses...
Not even ten minutes in and I can hear his mind unraveling as he’s trying to explain the fuckery that is the controls XD
"It's my fault, I didn't see that vent here, BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE SH*T!" My favorite line)))
So according to that subtitle, A.M. runs the dungeon, so good luck Civvie, gonna be another 109 years worth of Blood 2, Tekwar, and Kreed. RIP Civvie
I'd kinda figured that had always been an inspiration for the channel's overall premise.
wait a second this isn't a kreedz climbing highlight video OR an anime music video set to "with arms wide open", what a ripoff i want my $-1 back
-5$ foot long
Wait you paid unlimited money for this?
On the topic of music; looking up this game made me discover there is a russian rapper named Kreed, i wonder if he is a fan of this game ? He would have been a kid at the time it came out.
Quit whinning.
I was rewatching this and that intro bit of dialogue was driving me NUTS because I could not figure out what those characters were saying. Turns out, the name they're saying is "Teofrast Rumi". Fuck me, no wonder I couldn't pick that out. That name looks like the result of keysmashing. Thanks MobyGames for actually having it written out.
Man, I remember picking this game up as a teen on a flea market for like $2 from one of those pirate sellers back in 05/06, and after like an hour of playing I actually went to ask for my money back. Since the guy refused to refund me, I still have it sitting on a shelf to this day. Btw one of the voice actors sounds like a text to voice AI version of Agent 47 😂
"See a lot of these areas are copy and pasted; whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing" counter: I'm at 16:20 and I've heard it 5 times. See a lot of these sound clips are copy and pasted, whole lines and jokes, so it gets a little confusing
"II A CONFEDERACY OF DUNCES" Points for the literary reference!
Only book that ever made me laugh out loud.
Gotta love how instead of reusing the same combat music, they apparently made "unique" songs for the different levels that still manage to sound exactly the same; a goth rave on a shoestring budget.
Civvie can't seem to quit winning when he releases these bangers.
The hell did these devs live near Chernobyl? This game feels like it came straight out of the zone it's so surreal and bad.
this is why stalkers should stick to artifact hunting instead of trying to design a game.
This game is so dumb and terrible...It actually feels like this game is the smartest thing thing in the universe, and we can't comprehend whatever it says. Civvie's right; this game feels like its giving me smooth brain.
This voice acting is giving me flashbacks to The Chosen - Well of Souls. Russian voice acting is nothing like what Rocky and Bullwinkle led me to believe.
I see you're a man of culture too.
The ee-vv-ii-ll one?
@@planescaped On flaming weengs
Reminds me of Dingo Pictures.
"That's why we strafe-hop, 'cause then my time isn't being wasted so much...time." _Time... Is it really that _*_time_*_ again, Civvie?_
Brandon Obaza "what is the time, CV-11?"
Just discovered your channel and what a fucking gem it is
I'd like to congratulate young Civvie for showing the appropriate restraint regarding references to a certain Christian rock group from the early 2000s.
Wait. They were Christian?!
@@three-stripes Yeap, and they accepted such faith... WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN!
@@PowerArmorV113 Wow I wonder how their fake religion is working out for them.
Wait, what is going on?
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 There's a band called Creed.
"Uhh you see a lot of these areas are copied and pasted whole hallways, rooms... so it gets a little confusing." I see what you did there :)
I dont
@@namesurname624 He repeats that throughout the video, a la copy pasted words. :)
See a lot of these areas are copied and pasted - whole hallways, rooms, so it gets a little confusing.
Quit winning!
i think we all did but okay
This comment is definitely gonna disappear, but something about that orchestral music at the very beginning gave me very specific vibes to a similar soundtrack piece in Godzilla vs Biollante. I feel crazy.
@Amadeus Eisenberg like everything else in this game, it sticks to you like a tapeworm.
13:38...... Everything you will ever need to know about the game, "words to live by"
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of these youtube comments are copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of this video is copied and pasted, so it gets a little confusing
See, a lot of these youtube comments are badly copied and pasted, so it gets a lit
You see, a lot of this comments section is copy and pasted, whole comments and sayings, so it gets a little confusing.
Ctrl V
At this point I don't even care what the game is, half an hour of Civvie is always a good time.
This game is so forgettable, I watch this video several times a year, and I still can’t remember what it’s about.
This video should have triggered my Chile Mentioned senses a long while ago with that Pinochet mention, yet I'm only now realizing he randomly brough up Pinochet. This game, man...
Quit winning
"you pitch shift because you don't got enough voice actors - i know that game" Well, I got to experience the original voicing in Russian playing the game back in the day when it was released. I remembered it forever because quality and style of acting gave me an impression of a guy who had no prior training, a headset and a few hours to complete the whole story by himself.
Как говорится, "озвучено профессиональными программистами".