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Music used:
Duke Nukem Forever - "Main Theme"
Bruno E. - "Island Coconuts"
Hans Zimmer - "Rise"
Kevin MacLeod - "Also Sprach Zarathustra"
And, as always
Lee Jackson - "How'd I Do?"
Aww how adorable, Kurt's son has his fathers eyes. His cold, emotionless eyes
And what else? I'm surprised Civvie didn't comment on this but Kurt is definitely not 100÷ human DNA.
@@bm1747 Judging from the way he gets health back from killing things, maybe he's got a little leech in him.
@FoulHomie321 Too busy om-nom-nomming his way through the animal kingdom for human speech.
LIKE A DOLLS EYES! ~~Jaws
Cold low polygon count eyes.
>stupid plot. >fun gameplay. >B-Movie Cinematics. this is too good... i'm crying.
And it was almost a Duke Nukem game. All that plus Duke's one liners Jesus. That's "shut up and take my money" levels of awesome.
@@usafriptide1719 could of been the last good duke nukem game....
Gotta love the giant in-game ammo notifications that take up half the screen to tell you you picked up "shotgun bullets"
@@AnimatedTerror *Could've, there is no such thing as "could of"
@@AnimatedTerror bulletstorm.
...is it weird that I don't even know how much of the ending was Civvie's editing and how much of it was the actual game cinematics?
You mean Katie's editing right?
Dude, THIS. It's been fucking up with my head since the first time I watched this video and until this day I still wonder.
Ice Cold Then buy the game and play it.
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@@sams3533 KATIE is CIVVIE 16
So, whats her face gets brutally mauled by an electric panther and ends up with no visible wounds, and ended up only being knocked out. Good to know that side characters finally get the treatment that player characters get when it comes to health.
I'm guessing Marlon Brando brought her back to life.
Odd Luck probably a clone or something brah
@@fuzzydunlop7928 or, and this might be more in keeping with the f*****-up tone of the game and the character, has just stabilized her so that she can give birth. She may well be in a coma.
This guy probably made lion out of one of those incomplete soldiers witch, was probably made out of a dead human body. I think resurrection is one of his lesser abilities.
Yeah.. She got knocked Up before she got knocked Down. XD hahaha
"how important could it be lady, we got a pregnancy scare or something?" LIKE POTTERY
IT REAMS
My god I never realized. Thats awesome.
What does "like pottery" mean? Is it like "like clockwork"?
@@skudzer1985 It's a bit of a reference to a running joke/meme from RedLetterMedia spoofing a quote by George Lucas, who explained his 'samey' plots by stating "It's like poetry, it rhymes!' Saying it like he did is to highlight its insipid and disingenuous nature.
I don't like sand.
The God mode/Panther bomber is a thing of insane beauty.
Reminds me of what happens in Goldeneye 007 when the Silo explodes with godmode on... No, it isn't just reminiscent, *_IT'S COMPLETELY IDENTICAL_* to what happens.
@@CaptPatrick01 That was my absolute favorite use of the Gameshark as a kid.
23:00
Splosion Man the FPS
I wonder how he got out of it thou
Perpetually exploding while being invincible might just be the best thing i've ever seen in a video game.
>GoldenEye Silo has entered the chat (and looks super pleased to see you)
>Super Bomberman
>Half-Life OpFor (if you shoot the engies tank while he's opening a door)
The physical embodiment of Vegeta yelling "I AM THE HYPE!"
I played a table top RPG once, and that was my character's ability, exploding over and over while been invulnerable to it. It was a lot of fun and the GM really had to work to keep up with how crazy things would get.
Like legit that whole speech about the staircase of desires is actually a pretty good piece of writing. Actually a lot of this game seems to have good bits of writing in between all the bugfuck insanity.
It's so over the top cheese It's hard not to enjoy.
Probably more profound if translated better, but the gist is there, and it's good.
As a writer all I can say is that was thoughtful
@removethatpfp usubhhumanssackoffshiitbbittcchh Neat.
@removethatpfp usubhhumanssackoffshiitbbittcchh Neato
Dunno if this was already said or not, but "Back on Earth" line most likely was meant to be "Ground". Russian uses same word for those two.
arciks11 We also use Earth to refer to the ground (specifically dirt), just not very often
@@half-lifescientist1991 Funny that because to use the term earth in English is a very old fashioned way of saying dirt. I guess most people used the term Earth to describe the ground before Astronomy took off.
or it could be an unmentioned space station for special forces to hang out in
So it WAS a translation fuck up.
@@SMG-vx3mu If only English was a little more uniform instead of this "evolving" mess where at least 10 words mean the same thing because someone half-influential forgot the proper word and instead of correcting himself "corrected" the language.
Watching this after the Manhattan Project video, and it's made me realize that the mechanic where the player gets health back when they kill an enemy was almost certainly meant to be this game's version of the "Ego" system.
Woah
"You're a loser, Kurt! A real loser! And also a dangerous man!" O H T H E D I A L O G U E
Most losers are only dangerous to themselves. Kurt can’t even be a loser right.
@@Dickheaddotcom there is one Kurt who couldn't handle self dangering
A baby! A human baby!
THAT'S JUST WRONG
Top notch dialogue for an Army General
Action Forms: - The first ones make a dismemberment - Chasm: the Rift 1997. Also in the game there was a wake effect when corpses fell to the floor, and dynamic light / shadow. - Release Vivisector, where they improve the dissection. A large enough world with smooth background loading, qualitative effect of animal fur. - Release Cryostasis. Of the distinguishing features: ice, which melts, flowing water, frost. "Winter effects" on top.
For their era, the Carnivores games were pretty solid too. Not at really showing the effects of your gunfire on the animals (it was a hunting sim, after all...) but they did bleed and you could track them by it, and the greater bulk of them had animations where they'd just... be animals that they'd go into while idling sometimes.
Looks like a mix between the alpha of Stalker, Serious Sam and the first Far Cry.
Except this game gets better at the end, whereas Far Cry and Stalker get much, much worse towards the final stretch. That part in Far Cry where you have to go inside the volcano base, and the door is guarded by ACTUALLY INFINITE SPAWNING ARMY of bazooka gorillas...it ruined the game for me.
I love farcry
Except primal, I don't have primal. I'm sure id like it though
@@karry299 Sounds like you didn't play STALKER to the end. Unless you mean Clear Sky, the final level in Clear Sky was pure unleaded dickery.
glad I wasn't the only one who saw those paralells
28:05 Hmm, maybe the bomb panther has to trigger the bomb manually but because the lion dude stuck him into the stasis chamber thing, the lion is safe. What a fever dream of a game though. I love how it's specifically the black panther that turns invisible. Like they thought what would make sense thematically not from a scientific standpoint. Fire breathing tigers because orange? Rams with shotguns since they wanna get up close and personal and "ram" you. Spec ops wolves because they're like lone wolf operators. The lion is the leader because he's the king of the animals? It means the scientists could have actually chosen to make fire breathing rams, gorillas that turn invisible, etc...
In addition, why not apply multiple upgrades to one creature? Invisible fire breathing gorillas with grenades. In fact, with cybernetics this advanced, why bother with different types of animals at all? Just give cattle the same robo parts, that's what's really giving them abilities, right? In fact, skip the genetically engineered occasionally sentient animals, just make robots.
What, you didn't hear about India? The Seven-Hour War hit them hard.
Furyy murder simulator-my dreams have come true
If only...
Without looking it up: probably a video about the Mahabharata; it has lots of descriptions of essentially anti-grav airships, particle beam weapons, heat-seeking missiles, and explosions that cause massive devastation after a bright flash, cursing the place where they exploded... all written down before "Jesus time" and describing a time period much earlier, at the end of a golden age of technology and human achievement. But you're probably more on the money... headcrabs.
How the heck does a Eastern European budget FPS that wasn't even released in America got better enemy damage/gore effects than most big AAA releases this year? I'm impressed. Soldier of fortune would be proud.
talented devs.
Ukraine's got talent
Quick reminder for everyone to go play Soldier of Fortune. It's free on the official forums!
Goddamn, I spent so much time on Soldier of Fortune. As an aside, RDR2 impressed me with the gore effects. I thought because of the increased graphical fidelity, big studios were becoming squeamish about viscera - Rockstar said "hold my snake-oil" and put some gnarly shit into the game. It's pretty great, I also find it hilarious that the human gore textures are shown glistening in all their glory but they made the skinned animal textures a lower resolution. Human gore? No problem. The skinned carcasses of hunted animals? QUICK RUB VASELINE OVER IT SO NO ONE PROTESTS!
Working with toasters would give you superpowers
Been binge watching this channel since I found it
Same here! Awesome stuff.
I know... I just can't... I can't stop, it's too amazing.
Same
Ross Scott mentioned it as a channel he liked so...
bingewatching right now. Started with Half Life and other games i have already played. Now i know what slav jank is
The voice acting is surprisingly decent for an old Ukranian game.
The russians make games
@@phillipconner3258 no they don't.
@@arsenii_yavorskyi they do
@@brickarmsgoods look up the damn wiki page.
@@phillipconner3258 What does that have to do with us Ukranians making games, though ?
Going from the goofy, monotone dialogue you hear in a movie on Best of The Worst. To the doctor's speech about how we have to choose humanity's future or something like that. Is one the biggest tonal whiplashes I've ever experienced.
>carnivores series I would literally pay for Pro Carnivores >1812 overture This is why I subscribed
Same
thats 31 minutes of my life ill never want back
i would only want them back just to see this again for the first time
Oh God, I lost it at the end there. Opinion: Civvie has never made a bad video, and this video is no exception.
Civvie's voice sounds like Harvey Bullock from Batman.
Facts cant be opinion
Civil is my goddamned hero
This video is peak Civvie
lets breed a lot of white babies )
24:38 - No, actually the easiest thing to do is to use the sniper and shoot off the restraints. You need to aim for the 4 red colored screws. That way, he will never attack you but go and blast open the cave for you. :) It helps if you remember, the humanimals are on your side at this point.
27:51 did you shoot the wolf's gun and he- he attacked you in melee?? What kind of godlike programming is this?
The game's made by the creators of dismemberment systems in videogames
@@ItsRawdraft2 Wouldn't that be Raven, though? I can't think of an earlier game than SOLDIER OF FORTUNE that does dismemberment, it was its main draw at the time.
@@DracXBelmont quake
@@ItsRawdraft2 Including the one in House of the Dead?
Die by the sword has a superior dismemberment system than any other i ever saw, dismemberment was a core geplay mechanic and it came out in 1998
I nominate this video for best use of the Max Payne 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
The SOTN "What!?" was pretty glorious too.
The Resident Evil "No... don't go." never gets the love it deserves.
That actually wasn't from the game itself? I thought it sounded familiar...
@@Innomen one of Dracula's final lines being "agh... sarcasm..." deserves to be a meme
The video got to this point when I read the comment and I almost died laughing 😂
"The cheetahs have guns, 11/10" -Civvie11
Well, they are a bunch of... Nevermind. It's not important.
@@kylehyde215CA Only 2 upvotes, huh? Well, I got the joke. Maybe they were using sv_cheatahs 1?
Boring fact: There's a cut weapon that's still in the game, a silenced M-16 with a drum mag.
Gideon020 seems kind pointless to put a drum mag on it, since it has a bottomless magazine that never needs to be changed
@@DrewFr33m4nn They likely tested the game out with reloading in mind, and it was cut from the game for balance and gameplay purposes.
Just looked it up and it looks pretty cool. Its integral suppressed with a beta c 100 round mag and it's not in the manuale but the ammo says it's for the m16 and m16 silent tracker which must refer to this weapon
Ok so turns out it is not unused just unobtainable. Some guards use it during the bomb pantera sequence
Honestly, I kept expecting the underbarrel GL to be used sometime but it never was. WHY DO THEY TEASE ME LIKE THAT?
Vivisector is decent So much potential. Imagine an overhaul mod for this that fixes and adds stuff. Would be pretty damn cool.
on it
@@idiotwhoedits3522 make sure duke is playable
@@smackeroon688 it's the whole point
Robocop and predates vs aliens if you dare stack more 80s gold, and stormtroopers on jet bikes that hover... boba fett... starship troopers.... red shirts... I may have gone crazy on nostalgic memories
@@idiotwhoedits3522 playing as duke would be awsome.
It's a shame we don't get more shooters like this in this day and age. Shooters with experimentation and just out there odd ball stuff in the gameplay.
Sounds like you got some "furry" issues to deal with, kid
@@gt4666master Ah, what? First off i'm a father of two. Don't call me kid. Second furry issues? Mid-budget games with strange ideas and experimentation of gameplay = furry issues. What?
@@gt4666master Tf you mean. Where did you take the "furry issues" part? The person just said that he'd rather see more experimental games.
@@OpenMawProductions he;s delirious, he has sex with cats and bears
@@gt4666master go back to practicing being a man by talking like Batman in the mirror, you edgy teen.
I love these accurate depictions of wildlife. It's a well known fact that Big Cats will kill their prey by breathing fire. Bears will also use rocket launchers to take out large numbers of Salmon at once..
Concussive paralysis by explosive cavitation is quite an effective way to harvest many fish at once. Bears are teh smart. Gives new meaning to splash damage.
I remember seeing rams with shotguns while I went hunting a while back. Good times.
It seems that the developers were learning how to make a game while they were making it. Hence the quality improvement.
Exactly how they made chasm (probably)
Civvie 11: "Monkeys with grenade launchers.." Me: *his coconut gun can fire in spurts*
Who'd of thought a failed Duke Nukem project would've gone from 0 to 99.9 like that?
This should of been a duke game.
This whole not understanding it's 'would have' is bothering the fuck out of me.
Whom'stve shall of thoughted?
@@Aesthetically_Saru honestly, I feel like the cheesiness of Duke would have undermined the gravity of the narrative.
@@Aesthetically_Saru so Duke bexome father?
That ending was so deep for a game where you run around and blow animals to bits
every single time i see the "five fingers on our hands' and the count down 1 2 3 4 with the 2001 space oddesy effects i laugh WAY too hard. Thank you so much for all the laughs civvie. I only can hope to start my own channel and be as funny as you
The evil scientist guy with the ridiculous name looks kinda like Nimdok from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
"GOLEM, DESTROY THE LOST TRIBE"
I was thinking more Freddy Krueger.
Or that Yellow Bastard from Sin City...if he was voiced by The Brain.
This is sable-1. Can you hear me?.. This is Kurt Robinson.
Sable-1, keep that identity private at all costs, over!
you know its funny, some games get less fun at the end as the writers get lazy this one gets better
So you're basically fighting gnolls for most of the game.
Well when you put it that way... No! Gnolls don't have guns!
@@xotl2780 They can if you're not a coward! Also unrelated, but now gnolls have shotguns in my steampunk-ish dnd game. My players will love(hate) it!
The rain in this game is better than the rain in GTA Definitive Edition 😂
Death Stranding is looking pretty good.
19:13 THAT HELICOPTER IS BEING PILOTED BY A GHOST
A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR.
@@gamman1 nah, that would be the bomb panther.
This game was actually the first thing I thought of when I saw the new "destructible demons" feature in Doom Eternal.
I have watched close to 50% of Civvie 11's library. And I'm gonna call it early this is one of those rare GOATED videos. This is on the same level as mandaloregaming's video The Mystery of the Druids: A Bizarre Adventure Game.
More FPS games should take inspiration from classic Sci-Fi novels. Also, did they actually use the 2001 music for that ending, or did you add that in?
I checked some other footage. Civvie added it, more's the pity.
Eastern european eurojank = dated game design + lots of repetition + weirdly innovative ideas + philosophy
Eurojank is the best jank.
Huh that does describe STALKER very well.
@@horacegentleman3296 i sht you not thats stalker to the T
Pathologic in a nutshell
You Are Empty! 👉🏻
Blood Dragon if it took itself seriously.
look up far cry: instincts
19:30 omg, this is all just a venture bros episode turned into a 16+ hour FPS gane.
this game actually seems like a lot of fun. I wonder why I never heard of it.
probably because the devs didn't spend millions on marketing.
It's too good for this world, tripple A companies wanted to hide it from general public.
Because it was made by Slavs. Western distributors really don't like eastern European art and entertainment created after 1916.
Probably should've gone through the rest of the game constantly exploding, just to see what would happen during firefights and in cutscenes
"So what you're supposed to do is get right up in his crotch area and hurt him a little until he breaks out of his restraints." -Civvie11, 2018
Thats general has some pretty high quality neck folds.
genuinly agree with this^
It's Anne Robinson when the Botox wears off.
It's how you can tell he's a general.
This is actually a masterpiece holy shit
Did LGR do the Duke voice?
I asked myself the same question.
Sounds like Clint's voice at certain moments.
This reminds me of Chaser, a tragically under-appreciated quirky gem Civvie, if you read this, give it a shot!
Please don't make Civvie play Chaser it's terrible
@@TooMuchSascha I remember enjoying it... 🤔 but I havent touched it since it came out, like, what, 20 years ago or something. Fond memories at least. But maybe it hasnt aged well.
@@TooMuchSascha also, making civvie play bad games is kinda the point of the show, so... win-win if it's good or bad.
Years later, the Monkey's Paw curls a finger... He's played it and hated it more than most games on the channel. Man!
I honestly think this is Civvie's magnum opus - I really wish he'd supplement the retro shooters with gems like this. I'd love for him to take a crack at Vietcong - which is without a doubt the most historically authentic Vietnam shooter to date - besides the pure stress of just playing Red Orchestra. So much love went into that game - it taught me how to make a booby trap with a tin can, string, and a grenade with a smoke grenade fuse.
Atleast it didn't spawned 2000 Shikaris.
Shikaris would've been fucked here since the protag doesn't have a high chance to deal approx. 0.001 damage with a howitzer.
I remember seeing this game once in a gaming magazine more than a decade ago, nice to finally see the gameplay.
The V For Vendetta reference has immortalized Civvie's shining example of high class for me. Never change Civvie. I love this channel.
"Nature is full of controversy. We have been awarded an eternal life!"
The explosion one made me laugh uncontrollably. This is just beyond awesome!
2:15 Well, the meaning is lost in transaction. She probably meant "когда мы были на земле". Last word has two definitions - land (ground) and Earth(as in planet Earth... yeah, russian language have word земля both for pieces of soil and for darn planet). So she should have said: "When we were on the ground, I didn't have time for briefing".
But the game was created by a Ukrainian studio.
@@robinmattheussen2395 In russian language
@George Corbul idk about russian but it's very rare to say earth these days to mean that. but it can be done. If we wanted to talk about the soil specifically it doesn't have anything to do with walking on it.
Looks like there were planning to set Duke Nukem up against mech morphix again and all his mutated animals like in Manhatten project.
That bomb panther explosion is the same way Goldeneye 64 handles the explosions in the Silo level when you fail it. The constant explosions happening directly inside the player, with a never-ending stream enemies spawning just around every corner, was a delight to my child self.
2:50 Suddenly I feel a VERY strong connection with this hero; it's like he's really me, doing exactly what I would be doing in this situation.
I like how over the course of the game, it slowly starts to turn into Halo
So, Heart of Darkness meets Dr. Moreau's Island?
Weapon models are great and Morhead's voiceacting is surprisingly good.
i want whatever that doctor is taking because that is some powerful drugs to say something so philosophical and yet so batshit crazy in the same sentence.
20:50 "This game is so much better in smaller spaces: corridors, bases. Where your movement is less restricted" I know he's talking about how uneven terrain slows you down but it's still funny hearing someone say that movement is less restrictive in a corridor rather than an open field
If you can climb ladders at light speed, does that mean if you strafe run into them, you climb at ludicrous speed?
Definitely a hidden diamond in the rough worth checking out.
Any hope of covering the old red factions? Thanks for the new vid
Oh, man... Red Faction 1? Wonderful classic. That thing people call Red Faction 2? Yeah, that’s ripe for Civvie to rip apart.
TheLocalTechPriest, fukken love the first one, I remember the wonderment of a child when I was casually blowing up walls - and found underground water reservoir, on Mars! I like the visual design of the second one, like the weapons, but the game itself is the pinnacle of uncreative mediocre. But sometimes you want to play something like that. That’s why I finished RF2 like twice and still return to play it for a relaxed hour in the evening. Ye, I would watch Civvie take on them gladly.
LOL, I love how " ... XY is the pinnacle of … " has become something of a meme in the comment sections of Civvie's videos. :)
that's gotta be the most ending of all time
Friendly reminder that if this guy reaches 100k subscribers he will play Duke Nukem Forever
Done and done. watch?v=rSv8J6mpKLw
16:14 "You get a machine pistol" Wait, no, that's a PPSH from WW2, a Russian submachine gun. Why the fuck is it...did these developers by any chance also cancel a WW2 game, because that thing doesn't belong in the M60 Safari Adventure.
This is some Resident Evil level voice acting
I'm asking you to please consider renaming this upload "Vivisector: Beast within - Gorilla warfare"
How about Beast Wars
Chris la vaca lolaKatko
I've been subscribed to your channel for a while now, and I love your content, but I'd never commented on any video... until now. This video right here is pure gold. Keep up the awesome work!
I legit teared up at the end, this is beyond amazing.
Review 10/10 Game wtf/10 Cutscenes lmao/10
Man,This channel is gold,I've been binge these videos and CV-11,You are really amusing Thank you.
I love that line "Animals aren't people they don't care"
Wow, that Duke edit was brilliant, it made the game instantly feel more badass.
This was actually supposed to be a Duke Nukem game at one point, in fact an unreleased prototype of that game leaked not too long ago (known as Duke Nukem Endangered Species)
@@jasonmartinez5116he talked about it at the beginning of the video bruh
Man. I loved those Carnivores games. I played the first one with my friends as a kid all the time. Comparing our trophy rooms. SO GUD
I love this channel so much.
Man, this is great. Gonna have to play this eventually.
Wow. Just wow. I have no idea how I missed this episode. I'm so glad the algorithm populated my feed with it. Thank you Civvie, you really are a great KZheadr.
Yeah, new Civvie video,nice. Up: laughed my ass of with odyssey references , great job)
That explosion script takes me back to goldeneye
jeez, chills at the end. great vid man
I just found this channel... All I can say, is the editing, is on point!
I miss when there were Deagles, m60s and 50.cals in video games
hey hey wai' a minute!! The ending ... that baby... is it Death Stranding - Prequel???
... it's Kubricks 2001...
By far my favorite Civvie episode.
This Civvie episode is so good that I've watched it again since its release
Sir Dukes big game hunt
That Bomb Panther is some bullshit. Unlike the Minotaur who seems alright.
One of your best civvie
this channel is the absolute best subbed