Trash Joke & Trial Show Snippets | Ghatia Comedy by Abhishek Upmanyu
2019 ж. 25 Мау.
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This is a video from a Trial show, matlab isme jokes nahi hain. Maine yeh video yeh dikhaane ke liye daal raha hoon ki trial show mein kaisi vibe hoti hai. You will see me trying to make jokes and fail quite a bit in this video, but hopefully it's enjoyable enough. Cheers !
Video shot and edited by: Karan Asnani (Myoho Films)
Sound Mixing: Sreejith Menon
You guys are too nice. Video se acche tum log ho. Thank you 🍻
Choot mat bholna Dhandh me keede ho jayega
Bhai...You are only Takkar to Zakir Khan...
Ap bhot mast ho.. Apki timing outstanding...
Tho yahaan na bohot acha moment ban gaya.
Yehi to yaade bnegi Baad me.
Abhishek upmanyu: Is video me joke nhi hai. Me: *laughing for the whole 6 minutes*
Same here
Yeah same pinch.....
Exactly 🤣
Nd what about those 16 seconds, pad pehen rhe the kya???!!!!😂😂😂
Same here 😆😆
Today i came to know that 'stayfree' is of jhonsons and Johnsons
Me too even though i am a girl😂😂
I came to knw this today even though I'm a girl😂
Same mee too.
😂
Me yoo
These "trash" jokes are better than the whole Netflix's Comedy Premium League show.
Pls bro. Jada ho gya thoda.
Anything is better than that garbage on Netflix.
Literally came after watching that to learn how to laugh again... Cheers to casual existential crisis. 👍
Absolutely trash comedy league, dont know what netflix guys were thinking before airing it
ye zyada ho gaya...
When you realise that his trash jokes are better than other comedians regular jokes😂
To tum kya chahate ho bhai ki doosre log apni job chod de🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely his trash jokes are also more funnier than others standup
Especially kunal kamra's
@@samarthmehra6842 Bhai Mai b yo he likhan Aya tha😂
@@samarthmehra6842 I was going to write that
Most informative thing in this video was that "stayfree Johnson and Johnson ka hai" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂Maene toh Google karliyah bhai
Likh le kahin UPSC ke exam me na aa jaye
Muje abhi pata chala ye 😂 But saala MBA ka scope hie nahi he, IIM se he bhai to bhi napkins supply karta he. Me to sochatatha ki IIM se MBA karlo fir direct CEO ban jaoo 😂😂😂👶
@@Saurabh____ 😂😂😂😂
Also 2 murder ke baad hi faansi hoti hai
That sanitary napkin jokes 😂🔫
Pehna karo tum😂🤣👍
@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tumahri behen bhi pehenti hai
@@hindurashtrabharat3591 tum bhi, apne dimaag pe.
@@PMcse dimaag par toh diaper pehen-na padega usko. Pads aur diapers alag alag use ke liye hai na😂
His trash jokes are better than some of so called comedian's whole career 😂❤️
"Stayfree unka hain??" I asked the exact same question at the exact same time. 😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂 mujhe bhi aaj pta chla Chlo acha hai GK improve hui video dekh kr...
@@vineetsinghmalik5385 😂😂
Who else clicked quickly after seeing notification😍 I laughed out loud when he said, "Jab Hum Log Kuch Kr Rahe Thai Maine Usse Poucha Tera Pad Kidar Hai🤭", in his own expressions which we love.
ME!
Bro.abhi htaa.amezing..
bhai vdo se jyada tumhare comment me like he
Bhai instant click kratga
I did
5:16 "ek din hm kuch kr rhe the"😂😂
oh no I didn't paid attention to that line lmao 😂 😂
4:44 😂😂 Iam died laughing😂😂🤣🤣
your English died me
I have nothing to write but I'm still writing because YAHI BATEIN TO BAAD ME YAAD AYENGI!
Ay hay hay😂
Tom Tywin sahi kahe bhai 🤣🤣🤣
Bsdk
Zeher katai zeher
Mundi lekar bahar ghumoge to murder to hoga hi
1:30 abhishek: aap lawyer hai? Random women: ni murder Karke Aya hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
abhishek give her credit , much better joke he wrote in subtitle
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Yeh acha haiii 😂
This trial show was better than most well known comedy shows 🤣
Every time I see him I can not help myself but giggle ,he has a natural comedian face :)
Bhai chahe trash jokes hi daal, but please regularly upload kar👏
Arey bhai ticket kon khareedega fir 😂😂🤦
Hahahah jamin pe aagaye kya😁😁😁😂🤣🤣😂😂
Sahi hai.... youtube channel fir apni g..d me dalne ke liye banaya kya 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Ticket
Comedy hai tatti nahi jo roj roj aaye 😂😂
Trial show? We don't care. We see notification, we click. Next thing we know: Maza hi agaya.. Oye hoye hoye..
Yaar bus 4-6 launde nach rahe hote na waha to sahi me or Mazza hi aa jata oye hoye
Yehi tu yaad aain gy bad mai
@@sanarashid8581 jo bat hai🤣🤣
@@vishadharode 😂😂😂Aur 2-3 ladkiyan dant dikha ke has rae hote, tab na hum bolte "oye hoye kya masude hai yar" 😆😆
2:47 - Sir kya naam hai aapka? - Ramraj. - kiske saath aaye ho. - Modiji!
Underrated 😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😎
Abhishek sir no words for you..I randomly watched your video last year and believe me now I just search your videos to laugh my heart out.. Seriously I admire you. You are more than awesome as a person with amazing content presented in neat and tidy way and most humorous is the way you tell your jokes..
I usually don't comment Phir socha "Yahi to yaad ayenge baad me
🤣🤣🤣
Aur mere ekta kapoor. Emotional kr de bharpoor
I got ya'!😂😂
Yahi comment har video me😂
Lol 😂
I thought worse about pads thought they were supposed to be in shoes for exta padding under feet ....i even asked my dad if he could buy them for me still remember that look
Lol😂
Are u a guy????? Cause that would make the situation hellla worse
@@zainabtanweer2910 even guy dont bleed
Aur mujhe lagta tha..ye chappal hai...coz wo ad me pads chlte huye dikhate the
Even I thought that😂😂😂
All these years and Today I came to know that Stayfree is of 'Johnson and Johnson'. Thank you RamRaj!
I live for this humour Abhishek it wasn't trash . I immensly enjoyed each joke you said here ❤️
I love it how at 3:33 and 3:44 he with subtle eye movements observes how many people are laughing so that he can verify that it was a good joke, extreme observation, and pure talent!
Good observation
was about to type this.
Bro your observation is as good as him gotta say 😂
Yaah right bro
His 'trash jokes' videos is better than most of the stand up comedies on youtube Bhai ki awaz sun ke hasi aa jati hai😂😂
It's all delivery bhai, kuch log kuch normal baat bhi is andaaz mein kartein hain ki haasi aa jati ha. He has an awesome way of presenting things
sahi bola bhai awaz sun k hasi aa jati hai
Ohhh bro your sense of humour is just out of the world🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 love and support❤❤
yrr ap apni audience se kitne respect se baat krte ho Abhishek bhaiya luv u yrr... bhagwan apko saari khushiya den or apki saari ichae poori kre ❤️❤️
TBH, this was funnier than most scripted stand ups out there :P
Exactly
That trash was better than most of the judges at comicstaan
YES this is funnier than the TEA WAS FANTASTIC
Bhai kya Aadmi hai yaar bc Khade Khade jokes Bana raha hai Bina script ke.
@@KhanVlogsShowTime Nothing funnier than 95,000 Pussistanis Surrender with Pants Down. Bangladesh is the najayaz aulaad of India and Randi Pakistan.
This was funnier than some full stand-up specials..... The convo with mba guy was hilarious...😂😂
not a waste at of time at all!! ive been filling up the space left by someone with your jokes and that keeps me going. thank you!!
Amidst my boring remote working life, you never fail to cheer me up . Thanks for the awesome content!
"Abhishek Upmanyu". Even if you just stand there and smile, saying absolutely nothing in the video, and the description reads "trash, literally", I'd still watch it.
Hiii komal
@@amirnazrullah3226 rehende lol
Lively performance... Charming performer
Same here 🙋♀️
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He actually grew up to be cute😂
Merko to tum jada lge
@@BrainDady simp
@@happy-if2oz ohh ye khha se aa gya 😂😂
@@BrainDady simp
Simp
0:36 "14 saal life time imprisonment" the man is too stunned to speak
Abhisek bhai love u bro u r my fevrete comedian bhai plz aur video bnao jaldi jaldi
Jokes ho ya na ho.. Abhishek bhai ki har video dekhni hoti hai yaar Kyun? Kyunki yahi pal toh baadmein yaad aate Hain Love u Abhishek sir Plzz next video jaldi lao
Sahi hai *(Mutual funds tune)* Oh there is no tune after sahi hai in mutual funds ad Koi nai, chutia banaya....
Moments bna rahe ho lagta hai🤣
Abhishek Upmanyu :- Its only a trial show Me :- I dont care
I have seen your videos so many times, still laugh at every joke😂😂
You’re too good 😂😂😂 really enjoy your videos xx
This wasn't trash! This was hilarious sacchi 🤣😂 specially the talk with audience members 😂😂😂
Exactly..more of such stuff will be appreciated
Exactly bro 😂😂😂🤣😂
My electricy literally died 30 seconds before he made the joke
Lololololol
Died or gone 😂
@@pristiq. woh usfka style hai alag😒😂
Didn't you try to give it CPR!...
Wtf! Same here 😳
I just love your personality and humor brother wish everyone would be like you.
This guy is so honest and polite he had autocorrected masterpiece to trash. Good job brother you are always awesome 😎
I literally used to think of sanitary napkin as "diapers" for women until i came to know about the reality.
I'm still confused
Same here
U really all Google nd disconfuse it
That's the problem indian parents never tell their children about this but my parents told me about this when I was in class 3rd and I spread that awareness in my friend circle in 5th and some of them were laughing there were girls who were laughing can u imagine that😂😂😂 but then they came to know that I wasn't joking that was true so I have decided I'll make my children aware about this so that they don't laugh at it
Mujhe bhi thi lgta tha fir mujhe istemaal krne pde tb pta chlaa
Bhai, u don't need content ..ur accent is much funnier.
Accent nahi delivery bolte hain use bhai
Jaldeep Senjaliya bhai mazak udaa Raha h ya tareef krra h
@@mohammadhamza2901 both
Exactly!!!
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This Was hilarious, and muchhh better than many of the main-stage acts 👌👌👌👌
I never feel wasting my time when I watch your videos😂❤...Lol..love u so much big ban sir❤
My favorite comedian. An absolute Legend. Hard to change a recognized look in comedy and start fresh and still be super funny.
Padh le chacha kaam aayega
Till now i wasn't aware that stayfree is Johnson's product... 😂😂😂😂.... lots of luv#abhishek upmanyu👌💗
I didn't know as well 😂
Till now I also didn't know women's pads isiliye pehenti hogi kyun ki wo kahi bhi toilet nhi jaa sakti😜😜😜
Me too 😂😂😂😂
Behen itna bada package h ,Kabhi padh bhi liya karo...just for knowledge. Kitni rehti h ,kitne Ka h,Kahan manufacture hota wagera wagera
Preeti I like the way you comment ! 😂😂😂
Actually when he says trash jokes, my expectations are reduced and therefore they sound much funnier😅😅😅
i have watched all his videos and he doesn't have one weak joke. literally brilliant
*"Oye pad kaha hai tera?!"* And I laughed out so hard..🤦
Me bohot use karta hu tab nhi🙄
@@himanshuchoudhary3884 not as much because it was implied that he must be getting it for his sister or gf.
Kahan hai bolo?
And wen she replied "tu pagal toh nahi hai" 😂😂
If this is a trash joke video then we want one more 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Stayfree unka h ?!?" This line is the best 🤣🤣🤣🤣
awesome tha bhai bohot maza aya me har mahine wapis dekhta hu apki sari videos phir bhi wahi maza ata hai
You are too rocking man, thanks to enterten us.
Thank you for speaking so casually about sanitary napkins n not making some stupid joke about not talking about 'women problems' or getting embarrassed by it.
venus14 thnk uhh usi baat par gaur Karwaane k liye.....🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@Santanu Maity I don't know if that comment was requires but your reply to it was really required
@Santanu Maity agreed.
When i was a young boy i really thought the same thing
4:38 Stayfree pads me b use krta hu😂😂 And that trash joke.!!🤣 Btw yahi baatein toh baad me yaad Aayengi.!!😂
Ucu
Lmao
nice... click... #soulmoodmusic share and subscribe...
@@sahib_39 😂😂
Even I laughed while reading the disclaimer imagining it's said by avishek ji himself 🤭🤭
1:40 the technicality was wrong. People are executed in India only for extraordinary crimes that are deemed unworthy of life as per the natual laws. (Heinous crimes, genocides, etc... )
Title - trash jokes And 447K views in 2 hrs.. That's abhishek upmanyu for you! Lit af 🔥
Content - 0 percent And 100 likes in one hr.. When their is a girl in comment section ! Lit af 🔥
By the way r u the same phsyotherapist😂😂👐
@@rishab9372 That was mean af ! 😂
@@yashasvinisingh3367 yahi bate to baad me yaad ati hai
@@rishab9372 😂😂😂😂 cool
I didn't wanted to comment but then I thought, " Yahi baate to baadme yaad aati hai"😂😂
Ikr😂😂
rahul purohit LoL. I get this reference
I was about to comment this 😂😂😂
Ye insan present mein nostalgia kar rha 😂😂
I'm trying so hard to control the grammar nazi in me
Even your snippets are so hilarious. Love you abhishek..
this was better then all the jokes combined of all the comedians around the freaking world
06:18 Time waste nhin hua, Abhishek bhai. Bhot acha tha. More videos like this, PLZ!!!
Your "trash" makes me LAUGH so hard😂😂
Same hereeeee😂😂😂😂😂
Same here 😂😂
yeah, this 'TRASH' is better than many comedy videos
This is not at all the wastage of time😂😂😂❤️ "Party chall re hai Mera Ghar OOOOOO"
The way he insults audiance..... 😂😂😂
Haha... This is what happens when you come with no expectations... But he still as funny as always... Dude.. Its abhishek upmanyu. 😂😂😂
He was still funny when making khichdi
Stayfree is owned by Johnson and Johnson ? Ek min zara likh lun, kahin UPSC ke exam me na aajaye ! 😂
@THE JOKER "kahi UPSC k exam me na aajae" kaunse standup comedian ka line hai?
Can you please name the Standup video which has that punch line?
@@iam.vineet Zakir khan
@@iam.vineet Zakir at AIB
bhai lu likh lu, 'n' ko hata de piche se, bada galt pad raha tha main.. 🤣 🤣
Okay...so let me tell you that earlier I used to hate ur video...but ryt now am liking,sharing and subscribing...it's great to see you grow...keep enhancing...nd ofcrse love ur work now❤️💫✨
About bhaii you are genius..buss ye atta he yaad itna haste ho what a humor brush..
You made it awkward for the "friends" for a couple of seconds 😂😂😂😂
They saw it coming anyway...)
Exactly
“IIM lucknow?” “Badi mehngi padi fir to show ki ticket apko 150 ki” Lol That was the best punch 😂😂😂😂😂
He said this because the show was in Mumbai.
I didn't get it please explain
ShowTech Guides That was actually a satire on IIm lucknow, an mba college famous for providing high placed jobs for its grads, but not anymore, so in that context he said to that guy that buying a ticket costing about a dollar and half must have been hard on him lol
@@nishantintouch I think that it is contradicted with the high fees of IIM
@@skepticaldoe6575 aare nahi, IIM waalo ki salary kaafi Zyaada hoti hai na isliye 150 kaafi mahengi padi 😂😆😆
Simply versatile talent filled in you....
This is way much better than the actual standup of some other comics
Who else smiled when you saw Abhishek's video in notification 😍🙌
Yo the legendary comedian is back! Abhishek Upmanyu, or as I call him , Abhi-manyu rocks.
Tere phoopa hai Abhimanyu?
@@HealthyBhatoora nahi bhai. Ese legends ke relative hone ki aukat nahi hain meri.
@@tpagaming6151 😂😂😂 achha sikh rahe ho abhimanu se
@@adityajoshi9207 ekdam😎
Abhimanyu kaun bhai?
It was actually a good video yaar...aapki saari videos achhi hoti h
You are champ man ❤️ u made my day 😁
I really never noticed Stayfree was from Johnsons & Johnsons company.
vartika nice name ☺️
@@snehald414 nahi degi !
@@prahladgurjar9700 Bhaav😉
Vartika Kaithal wo to aj pta chala mujhe b
Vaibhav vartika from kota factory is love 😍
Chali gyi bhai chali gyi itna pyar kiya fir bhi chali gyi😂😂😂 . . . Fan from this period of time😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Yehi sab to yad aega bad me
Me too bro
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❤We just love your appearance 😍.Love you Abhishek bhaiya
Abhishek Brother - i ve seen so many stand-ups, but your style, presence, presentation, everything is so awesome, even with trash jokes, you are way ahead of the pack barring Vipul Goyal, difficult to choose between you both, rather it's a battle of equals ! Keep going 👍👌🏻
Bhai sab thik h naa.. 1.5 mahine m hi new video upload kr diya 😂 His trial jokes are funnier than seasoned comedians 🤘
What a coincidence.. quora wale bhi yaha dikhte h😂😂
I have seen you somewhere, same profile 😊 i think quora
Akshay Pratap yeah, i was shocked 😲
@@monikamittal2405 yes he is quite active on quora.. have read his few answers!
Subhash Jha agreee
To be honest it was one of the best videos. I like when you're very casual and comfortable with the audience cause there's no pressure to perforn.
You are seriously the BEST!
Aree it's not a wasting of time bro... I truly enjoyed it... Really ur videos boosts my mood at another level...❤
I too didn't know stayfree us from Johnson & Johnson's.... His video is not only humorous but also informative 😂
People want weird information... Fir to Whisper P&G bnati he. 😂😂😂
Now go give IAS paper
Why the real fuck you people now this😓
Guy finally remembered his KZhead password
True😂😂
Dinosaurs used to laugh at this joke..
@@lovishgautam5363 *Slow claps*
50 people are dinosaurs then
What password I didn't understand
this was actually too good ❤️
Tu best hai bhai...dimag ka dahe ho rakha tha tere video dekh ke mza aa gya... All the best keep doing whatever you are doing...
Abhishek : enjoy if you can Me : yes I can
😂😂😂
The most funniest part was at the starting information, when he said that Jyada paise Nahi die toh ache jokes rakh lie Maine🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where? Time stamp?
You are my favorite stand up comedian abhishek❤❤❤💖💖💖 You frequently post videos but the ones which you post are amazing.
This video is far better than so called high quality content of many comedians. Nice bhai
God!!! These are such hilarious jokes and he is calling it trash!! Best stand up comedian legit!!!! PS: Mujhe nahi pata Zakir Khan kaun hai.
Haan yaar "trash" toh koi bhi nahi laga mujhe.
Zakir khan ka naam suna hai?
I love Abishek more than zakir
Me too
Zakir khan and abhishek both are best in their style. Love abhishek ❤️ , Love zakir ❤️
Mai socha bina like kiye chala jaun fir yaad aaya "daant me keede pad jayenge"
Hahaa yahi baatien toh baadme yaad ayegi
Yhii baate to baad me yaad aayengi 😂😂😂
This was Insane Better than many normal comedians' videos
This guy is insanely hilarious❤
Muje kyu like nhi dia..simp hote ja rahe ho aap😢😢😢