Join me as I pick apart Series 12, Episode 3 of Doctor Who - Orphan 55.
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@TheCriticalDrinker4 жыл бұрын
The Drinker and Gary from Nerdrotic? Awesome!!!!!!!
@MrPitbull1174 жыл бұрын
Hey critical drinker, is there anyway to give you support in a donation besides patreon?
@ChrisWhalenCPA4 жыл бұрын
It is actually criminal that I am forced to pay for this nonsense when I don't ever even watch the BBC.
@charleswood70014 жыл бұрын
Fuck this show.
@nahtesalinas19174 жыл бұрын
That RT audience score went down to 7% pal.
@Sandwich134554 жыл бұрын
There was a time in the distant past when I watched Dr Who for entertainment and ignored the reviews.. Now I ignore Dr Who and get my entertainment from the reviews..
@stinkingfishguitars13624 жыл бұрын
This is the comment of the day sir! 👍
@icepicjoey4 жыл бұрын
Tis' a sad day isn't it?
@antonycharnock29934 жыл бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 Aye it sure is.. I'm an old bastard and have watched it from day one.. over the years there has been great Doctors and for me not so great Doctors but none have ever stopped me watching until now.. I've always wanted a really dark and gritty Dr but alas no.. John Hurt as the war Dr could have quite possibly have been the greatest Dr of all time, a great opportunity missed
@stinkingfishguitars13624 жыл бұрын
Same
@nottoday38174 жыл бұрын
Great point. Never thought about it but you made me realise that with shows or movies that i enjoy, i don't bother reading reviews.
@mackf72754 жыл бұрын
I love it when Dr. Her is running out of oxygen in the tunnels and there are two fires burning in the background.
@seeleyization4 жыл бұрын
B r u h
@thesneakymemedealer50714 жыл бұрын
Oh shit I didn't even think of that! You're brilliant, man.
@cyrus23954 жыл бұрын
Those fires were fueled by misogyny in the atmosphere....um....bigot?
@olliefoxx71654 жыл бұрын
*Dr. Sue.
@JadeEyes14 жыл бұрын
These comments killed me 🤣😭
@Tylerpierre994 жыл бұрын
When The Drinker said "Allow me to elaborate." I was desperately hoping he was going to explain his toilet duck shots experience, rather than explain the Dr Who episode :(
@kerfuffled69073 жыл бұрын
Same. His story would’ve been better than this episode.
@OctoberLotus3 жыл бұрын
Still a better love story then twilight
@Ghost70652 жыл бұрын
sadly same
@amberace2 жыл бұрын
At
@mcbyrdmn3282 жыл бұрын
Try it yourself
@Ballin4Vengeance2 жыл бұрын
When the doctor regenerates, there's always a period where he doesn't know who he is, where he is or what he's supposed to be doing, and he's kind of running around like a chicken with its head cut off. When jodie whittaker took over as the doctor, the beginning was like that, and I kept waiting for the moment where she remembers that she's the doctor and gets on with her business, but that moment never came.
@autumnsylver2 жыл бұрын
That's what I went through for two or three episodes before giving up.
@MichaelWerneburg2 жыл бұрын
There was a moment way too early where she said “I’m the doctor” and that was literally it
@Thompas2125 ай бұрын
"The worst Doctor Who Episode Ever" Spoke too soon buddy
@mrsupreme53164 жыл бұрын
Praxius and The Timeless Children!
@Daninapan4 жыл бұрын
@@Daninapan The Timeless Child was the worst in absolute. It just ruined, with no way back, the whole Doctor's backstory.
@speed657524 жыл бұрын
@@speed65752 Yes it was a bad move. I do not know how they can fix the show now because it has completely taken away what made doctor who so spectacular and mysterious. CC needs to go!
@Daninapan4 жыл бұрын
@@Daninapan it literally just destroys the Doctor's character altogether - why do anything? The Doctor can just Edge of Tomorrow through every situation now.
@DisasterEnby4 жыл бұрын
senegal 98 it ruined the entire concept of dr who, imagine the entire 70 year mystery of Dr who, its in the fucking name its a mystery thats the intrigue, but now its ruined, its the most idiotic explanation on who the doctor is with so many plot holes. Chris Chibnall has ruined Dr who for everyone
@bmogsy9673 жыл бұрын
I never thought Doctor Who would take the cliche "the real monster is man" so literally.
@oldoutlet69464 жыл бұрын
With a tagline as twatish as "Space for All" I think the real monster is man... the successful, white, male kind.
@wheeliebin184 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, "but we've seen earth in other episodes.... both in the near future and the far future. we know it lives on just fine. builds several empires in fact. were good" now of course this implies that someone else is messing around with time perhaps trying to fuck up the human race, or that the doctors own actions have messed earths future up. but i guarantee noone at the BBC is thinking that.
@kybercat74 жыл бұрын
Why not? They've done it so. Many. Times.
@JadeEyes14 жыл бұрын
I mean, the episode Midnight did it so well
@agentarachnid20094 жыл бұрын
says someone who hasn't seen much Doctor Who. They've done it blatantly and heavy-handedly over and over for the last 57.5 years!
@MrLtia12344 жыл бұрын
"A Greta Thunberg speech performed by Tommy Wiseau on acid." That sounds pretty good actually.
@failatlife12 жыл бұрын
certainly sounds more fun than a Greta Thunberg speech performed by Greta Thunberg
@ohill15662 жыл бұрын
That would actually sound awesome
@simonpetrikov3992 Жыл бұрын
"Global waaaaarming. Don't worry about it, hah?"
@JadeEyes1 Жыл бұрын
Id actually pay to watch or hear that for 30 minutes 😂😂😅
@supd00dz Жыл бұрын
The Drinker has had a lot of good lines in his videos, but this one is hands-down the best.
@StarchildMagic Жыл бұрын
Fear Her: I’m the worst Doctor Who episode ever made. Orphan 55: Hold my beer. Timeless Children: Ha! That’s nothing. Watch THIS!
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
Fear her was gash
@djscottdog12 жыл бұрын
You mean there were... good... Dr. Who episodes?
@peasantsarerevolting93432 жыл бұрын
@Billy O'sullivan I guess I shouldn't be that critical of the show. I liked the David Tenant and Billy Piper combo, and the big "Dalect" reveal. But it seemed like they just kept trying to reinvent the character(?) after that.
@peasantsarerevolting93432 жыл бұрын
Fear Her was fine it was just that that era was so strong as a whole. The better episodes of the later series are worse than the worst episodes of the 2005-2009 era.
@aleccino2 жыл бұрын
Clarkson was sat there, waiting for for the moment to shout "watch this"
@BenLMitchell2 жыл бұрын
" A reject from CATS" - The Critical Drinker. Quote of 2020.
@fahimalvi95214 жыл бұрын
Hang on a minute...ITS BARF's sister from Spaceballs!
@antonycharnock29934 жыл бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 😂😂😂
@fahimalvi95214 жыл бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993 You nailed it! The similarity is uncanny.
@ironeagle92854 жыл бұрын
@@ironeagle9285 you also watch The Critical Drinker? Nice to see a fellow Geeks and Gamers.👍
@fahimalvi95214 жыл бұрын
@@antonycharnock2993Thats what I was thinking!
@CrazyCrethon4 жыл бұрын
'I just wanted Dr Who, not Dr How Dare You' - brilliant KZhead commenter whos name I've forgotten.
@JB-ym4up4 жыл бұрын
I haven’t even got to that yet but Hahahaha
@rainbowslushy2234 жыл бұрын
Is that a reference to Gr*ta?
@SammyNeverEver4 жыл бұрын
Dr Gretarded Howdareyyou, the next Dr Woke
@olliefoxx71654 жыл бұрын
Remember when The Doctor was known by pretty much every person or machine in the multiverse as a legendary warrior whose mere name can spread panic throughout his enemies? Clearly, the BBC don't.
@monkeythrash56173 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t use the word “warrior” personally, but yeah Jodie really wasn’t given a scene which really showed the doctor’s confidence or reputation
@gooper36443 жыл бұрын
"White Men being Deadbeat-Dads." Yeah, tell that to Gon Freecss.
@slevinchannel75892 жыл бұрын
The speech Matt Smith gives the alien eyeballs right after regenerating gave me chills, he was so cool! Fast forward to "you've got to do better", and I'm wondering where his balls went.
@dedf152 жыл бұрын
Well, he WAS. The Eleventh Doctor deliberately faked his own death in order to let people forget the word "warrior" being associated with his name.
@JadeEyes12 жыл бұрын
Matt Smith and David Tennant arcs were freaking epic. The pros for both vastly outweighed the cons, plus the emotional payoffs were intense.
@Higgy_ZA2 жыл бұрын
I love how Chibnall had 57 years of possible canon material and talented British actors to work with to bring us this atrocious last few years of fan murder. Great work. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@mathewnavarro11523 жыл бұрын
shame is BBC allowed him to do it. they are all to blame.
@omega31188810 ай бұрын
*"Dr. Impersonator & The Yes Men"* Sounds like a rockin' band...
@markyocum82494 жыл бұрын
You mean "Fam"
@garycheung46584 жыл бұрын
sounds like something from fallout new vegas
@samuelbastable20284 жыл бұрын
A sucky band...
@owenslaughter94384 жыл бұрын
Their new album sucks.
@reharl49534 жыл бұрын
"White Men being Deadbeat-Dads." Yeah, tell that to Gon Freecss.
@slevinchannel75892 жыл бұрын
"Won't making a good sci-fi episode with a subtle social message be hard?" "Nah' it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@mattwho814 жыл бұрын
"Making a hard massage is tight!"
@spiderjeranimo49924 жыл бұрын
Wow! Wow wow wow!
@rudyvalle90224 жыл бұрын
@Lego_Mando "Alright, just let me get offa that thing!"
@lordclaret50754 жыл бұрын
@WTFViewer are you kidding? Let him loose on it; like Drinker, he'd be much better than the episode itself.
@troffle4 жыл бұрын
Matt Smith had that goofy kind-of ADHD side, but he could also do the moments when the Doctor's cheerful mask slips and he becomes bloody scary. Can you imagine Jody Whittaker trying to do Peter Capaldi's anti-war speech from The Zygon Inversion? Or Matt Smith's speech from The Rings of Akhaten? Or trying to even get CLOSE to David Tennant as the Timelord Victorious from The Waters of Mars (where the Doctor was vastly more scary than the evil water monsters)? Nope, me neither :/
@trevorday79232 жыл бұрын
From *other* roles Whitaker has done, I could see it. Not from her performance as the Doctor, though.
@reniefuwa2 жыл бұрын
Matt Smith, like Jodie Whitaker, had never seen an episode of Doctor Who, past or present, when he got the role. The difference is that upon landing the role, Matt Smith immediately binge watched 200 episodes of classic Doctor Who (where he discovered his love of Patrick Troughton's 2nd Doctor), the entire modern series, and did a fuck ton of research on the lore of the show, whereas Jodie Whitaker did nothing but think about how she can inject her political beliefs into the show.
@JadeRunner2 жыл бұрын
@@JadeRunner Seen Jay Exci do what C-Drinker here did but for 5 Hours?
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
There's a recording of Whittaker doing Hartnell's "One day I will be back" speech. Absolutely mortifying. Somehow, she made it sound like one of those teachers who likes to think of themselves as "inspiring," giving a moralistic pep talk to a graduating class. There's no tone of sorrow, or fondness, or... any depth or nuance at all. It's almost impressive how vapid it is.
@demaupin Жыл бұрын
@@JadeRunner and Matt started to write his own fanfiction to get into the doctors headspace.
@karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 Жыл бұрын
Jodie reminds me of my primary school teacher, always telling my class off for stuff we didn’t do.
@zebedeezach73423 жыл бұрын
My DAD spent 30 years doing that to me!
@henrykujawa44272 жыл бұрын
@@henrykujawa4427 Mine too.
@douglasfreeman3229 Жыл бұрын
The Indian episode was hilarious It was like a history lesson, but for people who know what the purple crayon tastes like.
@theAEDan4 жыл бұрын
That was the last episode I watched before giving up entirely. I'm really not sure if this is serious, or just a long running joke with some kind of genius payoff that we aren't aware of yet.
@bowser5153 жыл бұрын
bowser515 there is a genius pay off mate. Division in society. Communities of whites, blacks, Asians all frothing at the bit because they’re either being “oppressed” or scapegoated. To busy being furious with one another to see that companies like the BBC, Amazon, Google etc are getting richer and richer, whilst their lives stay the same. I suppose it’s just a coincidence that studies have shown that the more culturally diverse a work force is, the less likely it is to unionise. Well they’re gonna widen those divides as much as possible, and they’re going to lobby the politicians for as much immigration as possible. Get those divisions nice and wide and watch them fight each other. Oh you meant for us? Yea, no pay off for us I’m afraid.
@theAEDan3 жыл бұрын
The hell does that even mean? 😆😆😆 That woke people are crayon-eating morons? That they're crazy? I'm sorry, but you've lost me.
@JadeEyes13 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Tessera Ah. No one ever told me "eating crayons will make you dumb" as a child. It was "eating crayons will make you sick and you'll end up in the hospital " or some nonsense.
@JadeEyes13 жыл бұрын
@Mr. Tessera You are misremembering that Simson's episode. Homer didn't eat the crayon. He stuck the crayon up his nose and it somehow ended up lodged in his brain. I also think he means that people who are stupid have to eat the purple crayons to figure out that they taste like paraffin wax and not grape whereas smarter people can gauge both that the taste is terrible just by examining the crayon and also by the fact that they know crayons aren't food. I would say the same about paste eaters.
@GeorgeMonet3 жыл бұрын
Looks like the BBC Special Effects Dept have got their hands on Homer's makeup-shotgun. Setting: Ridiculous.
@GaudiaCertaminisGaming4 жыл бұрын
Well, even Double Negative seems like didn't give shit about this episode, as they have plenty more interesting TV series to work on.
@qnebra4 жыл бұрын
The special effects on this show has always been far behind the times. That didnt stop the show from being great for 40 years. The effects literally have nothing to do with it being a horrendous piece of shit.
@chasejordan224 жыл бұрын
"Homer, you have it set to 'whore'"
@jahrta4 жыл бұрын
@carlos Rivas yeah, but it had the excuse of being made in the 60's. Watch any Sci Fi from that time, they're all cheesed up the whazoo, most fictional tv programs were. Most of it was in black and white, half of it today is still images, I can't comment on if it was back then, it's older than my mum. Point is, you're comparing apples to oranges, what you should be looking at is the 2005 reboot, a more grounded affair following a war veteran suffering through PTSD and hiding it behind layers of comedy and anger
@mobbs64264 жыл бұрын
The aliens of Dr Who have always been silly. Its most iconic alien is nothing more than a mobil trash can with a toilet plunger attached to it. 🤣🤣
@yuureihaiku4 жыл бұрын
"And then Star Fox gets eaten. What a tragedy I really loved that character!" That line made me howl with laughter.
@thedeadd.c.2073 жыл бұрын
Man, remember when the Tom Baker doctor explored the post apocalyptic earth and made some of the best episodes in the entire franchise?
@goazer22 жыл бұрын
Seen Jay Exci do what C-Drinker here did but for 5 Hours?
@loturzelrestaurant2 жыл бұрын
That "alien" looks like a parody of Barf from Spaceballs.
@arandompasserby79404 жыл бұрын
yes! lol
@metalpig17894 жыл бұрын
Barf's younger sister, Vomitte.
@Joisey114 жыл бұрын
@@Joisey11 Vomitia...
@perkarlsson49154 жыл бұрын
And the "rubber monsters" remind me of the Sleestak from "Land of the Lost" in the '70s.
@wesw21214 жыл бұрын
That was the first thing I thought too.
@pisceanx83824 жыл бұрын
"It was very cliched. It was very routine running up and down corridors and silly monsters. It’s very much what the audience was expecting. It’s not really very challenging for them to watch. It’s a very traditional sort of thing that people would expect Doctor Who to fall into. It would be nice to have something totally different from the norm, just for a change." - Wise words from Chris Chibnall in 1986
@thefonzkiss4 жыл бұрын
He has never had what it takes to run this show. Chibnall, breaking news, repetitive ranting doesn’t make you an expert!!
@twinkybirky12914 жыл бұрын
Of course repetitive ranting makes you an expert, I've seen tweets that capslock shout the same statement 5 times in a row get lots of retweets!
@jameswalker1994 жыл бұрын
He criticized the 80s series for having silly monsters but approved the Pting
@adamoconnor89644 жыл бұрын
Jodie always seemed to play her character more like a companion to the doctor trying to fool them selves that they are Doctor Who
@emperortrevornorton31193 жыл бұрын
The fact that holy grail stories like The Daleks’ Master Plan are probably lost forever yet this is all nice and archived is sad. 😂
@Guyincognito282823 жыл бұрын
"Stop portraying the Doctor as a goofy hyperactive child." I'd settle for her not dressing like one anymore.
@dlxmarks3 жыл бұрын
More like a Toddlers TV presenter
@peterward22753 жыл бұрын
@@xerobeta in matt Smith defence at least he did have his dark moments and seeing the childlike version of the doctor grow old was kinda cool
@willwh92283 жыл бұрын
@@xerobeta that fair i think 9 and 10 was the perfect balance inbetween being childness and mature.
@willwh92283 жыл бұрын
I knew the show was gonna be shit as soon as I saw her outfit
@riannarosep-d58943 жыл бұрын
@@xerobeta I respect your thoughts about that. Personally I've always felt that it was a thematically appropriate facade, even if they did go overboard at times with portraying him as a goofball especially in Series 7. This is considering with the Day of the Doctor introducing the War Doctor, that meant Eleven is actually supposed to be the final regeneration of the Doctor and no going back from there until the Time of the Doctor's events grants him more regenerations. That meant once he dies without those regenerations, it's over for him period, and instead of acting old and weary in thinking about all the losses he had, he decides to cope in his own way with a carefree at times childlike nature, plus the dialog of him being named by the Moment as "The man who forgets", it's clear on why he did so even how he ended up with Amy as his companion when she was a child herself and all. Not to mention when he comes to terms with who he is, like in Rings of Akhaten, his speech reflects on how he's been all this time, of having lived too long and seen too much, which reminded me of Ten when he also becomes reflective convincingly enough (to me anyway).
@AR191673 жыл бұрын
One of the longest lasting Science Fiction properties, reduced to this.
@Slitheringpeanut4 жыл бұрын
Been watching Dr. Who since 1977 and stop watching it when they made Dr. Who a woman. The series is dead to me. F**k Political correctness BS.
@Snake-ms7sj4 жыл бұрын
Sick huh
@colinfarren83264 жыл бұрын
It’s been downhill since Moffat took over
@justsomerandomguyonline11444 жыл бұрын
Reynholm Industries says "You Bastard !" 12:25
@rocketmunkey14 жыл бұрын
Yeah, there’s been a lot of that happening lately. These days finding a well known science fiction property that hasn’t been reduced to this level is a real challenge.
@whitworth5s2484 жыл бұрын
How to write dr who: Doctor going somewhere Troubles happen Doctor is in trouble and seems to be out of solution, ppl's life is at stake All hopes seems lost Doctor figure out the solution/knew it all along Doctor starts to take control of the situation Doctor is now with his/her commanding presence, banish the villain/got the hero moment (either with speech, intimidation, charisma, hard choice, sacrifice) Doctor is Victorious (at some point with great cost, including his/her life) Why cant they got this right?
@nabongobong91553 жыл бұрын
Because of Identity Politics
@rockytrance1144 Жыл бұрын
haha
@nzeusman82158 ай бұрын
"It's like watching a Greta Thunberg speech given by Tommy Wasaeu on acid." lol! This is why I keep coming back to you, Drinker!
@natee76832 жыл бұрын
The worst episode ever you say? Chris Chibnall "Challenge accepted!"
@lesigh17494 жыл бұрын
Oh dear God lol... don't tempt fate.
@Maulinator694 жыл бұрын
@@Maulinator69 Too late.
@SwordofLight0014 жыл бұрын
Oh fuck, just wait............
@wearetomorrowspast.56174 жыл бұрын
Orphan 55: The Worst Episode of Doctor Who Ever The Timeless Children: “Hold my beer.”
@Ravenankh4 жыл бұрын
Wait until you see the NEXT episode... it's sure to subvert your expectations.
@nyetzdyec33914 жыл бұрын
I liked the finale
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
the finale itself was good but the concept was absolutely garbage
@swoshethe35193 жыл бұрын
Love & Monsters..."Hold my beer" (Oh God, I hated that episode!)
@cindygreene33533 жыл бұрын
Swosheth E I actually like the idea of the Timeless Child itself but I hate that it was the Doctor!
@michaelv48713 жыл бұрын
Someone in my class watches Doctor Who, so having watched the series myself, asked him what his favourite doctor was. He replied with the 13th doctor... The amount of braincells lost went so high that not even numbers could count. Considering we are both in the eight grade it is slightly excusable (young and doesn't appreciate art or media), but seriously, of all the doctors to pick. You pick the worst one yet.
@theskiesahead7952 жыл бұрын
why aren’t you embarrassed to be in 8th grade
@jonathalon60222 жыл бұрын
@@jonathalon6022 What?
@theskiesahead7952 жыл бұрын
4th doctor is best
@The-Lone-Dalek Жыл бұрын
Kill him… kill him now
@samneil496 Жыл бұрын
"The Doctor Impersonator" It just cracks me up everytime!! haha
@paulfake3 жыл бұрын
Be funny if the REAL Doctor would show up and ask, "Who the hell are YOU?" Be even funnier if The Doctor was played by Sylvester McCoy. He'd still be good after all these years.
@henrykujawa44272 жыл бұрын
_"It's like watching a Greta Thunberg speech performed by Tommy Wiseau on acid"_ - outstanding, sir! 👍
@5amH45lam4 жыл бұрын
Nobel Prize worthy line indeed!
@MarcelNL4 жыл бұрын
I'd actually tune in to watch that, unlike Doctor Poo.. er, Who.
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
That is the line of the week.
@paulspence28154 жыл бұрын
"How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words." Perhaps Greta is talking about Chibs and Dr Who?
@octowuss18884 жыл бұрын
hey! i figured out how to stop imaginary climate change. just pay more global taxes to issreal and everybody will not die in 6 years. its simple. just gib gib more money.
@Killatomate854 жыл бұрын
Even when Dr who was still a kids show it had more intelligence than this.
@Jabber-ig3iw3 жыл бұрын
It was a kids show?
@stevenbartel50083 жыл бұрын
@@stevenbartel5008 back in the 60s it was supposed to be a kids show
@servantofaeie15693 жыл бұрын
@@stevenbartel5008 I watched it from when I was about 7 or 8 (Jon Pertwee) and as I recall it didn't really appeal to the adults around me.
@martinXY2 жыл бұрын
i watched Christopher Eccleston at 9 and found it entertaining then billie piper joined and the pipe was lit!
@user-yx7dp2pl8t2 жыл бұрын
I love that he calls them "rubber monsters." It always cracks me up since they sound more like those funky rubber chickens than monsters.
@okamiseele8614 Жыл бұрын
“Anyway so Starfox..” I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.
@saintB3123 жыл бұрын
Critical Drinker: "Orphan 55 possibly the worst Dr Who Episode ever" - Deleted Video Critical Drinker: "Orphan 55 is the worst Dr Who Episode ever"
@ABeardedDad4 жыл бұрын
_it has been decided_
@5udimax4 жыл бұрын
Profesionalism is a virtue Be better then your opponent
@timvanrijn82394 жыл бұрын
The whole series seemed bad. Look what they did to the Master. I liked all of the Doctos except this one and Matt Smith, who had a similar personality of being drugged up with speed, also his sidekick had more of a role and she was annoying. I tried to like her but it is to much of a chore. I rather have had a series based solely on the War Doctor. I loved the episodes with him. Back when they had better writing, directing and graphics. Dr Who used to be great.
@aSpectreAppears4 жыл бұрын
@@aSpectreAppears Matt Smith at least made it feel natural. With Whitaker it's so obvious that she's acting that I can't take any of it seriously.
@cameroncaws85064 жыл бұрын
I started with Christopher Eccelston & Matt Smith, so I have some sort of nostalgia for them, though Nine is a bit bland & Eleven is a bit too fast to watch without having a migraine.
@auraguard02124 жыл бұрын
Doctor Who is literally trolling everyone
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache4 жыл бұрын
Nah, it'll be fine
@tomtommerson63204 жыл бұрын
because Fuck it, don't care
@kyotheman694 жыл бұрын
More like loading the bullets before blowing its fucking brains off... and then blame the fans for its suicide.
@renwulf16954 жыл бұрын
No it's being murdered by the hack fraud male apologist Chris chibnall. Terrible bumbling 'writer'. There is fan fiction better than this SJW crap.
@SuperTomsee4 жыл бұрын
Or it's just a badly written show now, produced by people with more ego than talent.
@houstonhelicoptertours10064 жыл бұрын
Just looking at the picture you chose for "strong female character" you can see that she had zero trigger discipline and zero muzzle control. You can tell she's never been around a real firearm in her entire life.
@donskiver3 жыл бұрын
Finally! Somebody else who sees and understands firearms incompetence in sh!t media like this. The BBC are full of these bozos who just think "Gunz R Badd" without ever even trying to learn and understand more about them. Maybe, if they (as well as loads of others) took the time to research things they are ignorant of, they wouldn't complain or whine as much. It reminds me of that failure Alec Baldwin: an anti-gun moron who, guess what, doesn't understand enough about properly handling firearms and ends up accidentally fatally shooting someone. (may his victim rest in peace)
@EGLEWRRR Жыл бұрын
I mean she's a British actress and we don't get guns at the supermarket in Europe... So duh
@IreneWY6 ай бұрын
@@IreneWY Apparently you also don't train your actors to know what they're supposed to know for their roles, even with fake weapons.
@HerculesBallsInc6 ай бұрын
@@HerculesBallsInc because neither the actors nor the audience cares.
@IreneWY6 ай бұрын
@@IreneWY soooo everyone's a feminist?
@Twiddle_things6 ай бұрын
In series 4 they had a “budget” episode (midnight) and it actually had a interesting storyand kept the monster hidden which made it 10x scarier. That episode probably cost less to make than this one like wtf
@theomiddleton76033 жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes of that season imo
@TheMiggleB7 ай бұрын
“Earth in the future” that twist is so stupid and done to death and I’m pretty it’s been used in other doctor who episodes
@someaccount6594 жыл бұрын
What ever happened to New Earth that he visited with Rose and later Martha? Feels like they've done away with so much of the original writings. 😔 Guess our world's looking a lot bleaker now, so Doctor Who must be also.
@amydutton96294 жыл бұрын
It's not a *bad* idea per se but at least draw out the mystery a bit not straight from "what's this planet?" to "Oh, it's Earth" without any transition. Have hints, subtlety. Not sure the writer understands either.
@tardiskeeper64 жыл бұрын
@@amydutton9629 isn't it a retcon?
@doopboop76564 жыл бұрын
@@doopboop7656 nope, she said that it was just "a possible future, one of many timelines" which also seems kinda bs but you know
@WickedBlondie4 жыл бұрын
Horse with No name David tennet went to the future earth like so much. Probably happened with him. He was more about time then space.
@sharkt98774 жыл бұрын
Remember when Matt Smith's Doctor teased saying something similar to 'Sup Fam' as his catchphrase, but then his companions shamed him out of it because it was terrible? Well now the Doctor is saying 'Fam' unironically.
@chikowashere4 жыл бұрын
Chiko was here He said “who da man”.
@thefonzkiss4 жыл бұрын
@@thefonzkiss And instantly recognized that that wouldn't work. How has this doctor not realized that "fam" ain't working?!!?
@DarthGeddy4 жыл бұрын
RDW Studios the only joke here is modern Dr. Who.
@thinkwithurdipstick4 жыл бұрын
Well first is was a direct recycling of the joke with “fam” being played off as a joke. But even then, they couldn’t risk offending anyone out there that unironically says “fam” so they made it so the companions actually LIKED it.
@MrMadshepherd4 жыл бұрын
RDW Studios Well, he's not wrong.
@Valdaur4 жыл бұрын
I have watched every episode, every season of Dr. Who for most of my adult life. I loved this show. It was the only must watch tv for me. 4 doctors at least . After 1 and 1/2 season of this dumpster fire…. I was gone and never looked back. It makes me sad to think about the end of a era.
@northernzeus7682 жыл бұрын
Same here. After Capaldi I checked out and glad I did. Let see how RTD saves this dumpster fire.
@Andres00826 ай бұрын
@@Andres0082Spoiler alert: he doesn't.
@Yuka543184 ай бұрын
I remember seeing the first half of the episode and then losing all interest....suddenly I feel a lot better about never knowing how it ended.
@RRTNZ3 жыл бұрын
I ain’t gonna lie I thought the thumbnail was John candy in spaceballs
@gryotharian4 жыл бұрын
Gryotharian even that makeup was more believable.
@teddrewflack4004 жыл бұрын
I know, it looks like a discount Barf.
@immikeurnot4 жыл бұрын
@@teddrewflack400 Barf's costume is a piece of art.
@chocoman454 жыл бұрын
Could be related to barf might be his ex wife
@georgeaitken27194 жыл бұрын
*Mog "I'm my own best friend"*
@AllegedlyElPresidente.4 жыл бұрын
The reject from cats looked like Barf. You know the John candy dog man from spaceballs lol.
@jimmyclimer5944 жыл бұрын
The cousin Barf never told anyone about
@samanthablack79903 жыл бұрын
Spicy Wolf. And it’s pretty obvious why
@countryboy16353 жыл бұрын
I like the current doctor, but it was sure an odd moment when she complemented Hyphen's tail. Wouldn't that be like her saying to a human female "Great breasts"?
@cindygreene33533 жыл бұрын
Thank you, that was bugging me.
@staley1013 жыл бұрын
Barf on a diet
@Aredel3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't be too hasty to mock the special effects. You have to concede that this show has a long history of canvas caves. everything else is spot on of course.
@realityquotient76992 жыл бұрын
I'm glad this guy does these reviews so I can see what's going on with doctor who without having to torture myself by actually watching it.
@joewell64353 жыл бұрын
Executives: "How do we write a good episode?" Screenwriter: "Oooh, I know! Global Warming and Capitalism Bad!" Executives: "Ahhh, we knew we could rely on your genius!"
@connorbaz59804 жыл бұрын
It can be done well, Doctor Who and several other sci fi series have done a good job of it , this is just so dull.
@brandonmartin-moore53023 жыл бұрын
Moffat was great at anti-war with Capaldi. This was just bad
@theredstonebuilder11203 жыл бұрын
Global warming and capitalism is indeed bad
@lilx4ukkvevo4613 жыл бұрын
@@lilx4ukkvevo461 I'm sure commies will decelerate climate change just like they've done in the past.
@oapeleftherotisaftistisepo95403 жыл бұрын
@@lilx4ukkvevo461 Only the cleanest coal factories and slave mines in the communist utopia, comrade!
@GiygasStarman3 жыл бұрын
Remember when Tenant and Smiths Drs could chase away villains like the Atraxi with just a swift talking to? Yea, I barely remember that too
@KelticTim3 жыл бұрын
yeah, right? like the eleventh hour, the "i'm the doctor... basically... RUN" and everyone is like OH, SHIT, WE NEED TO RUN... or the moment of the fury of a timelord... i miss those times...
@akodaah13-e322 жыл бұрын
@@akodaah13-e32 I just miss the Dr in general. The last season of Capaldis Dr was an absolute chore to get thru. Bill was just the worst. Every episode they had to shoehorn in her telling someone she was gay. There’s just no need for it. Let it be known like once or twice with a sly remark or something natural, we didn’t need reminders like a bat to the head every episode. We get it, y’all are woke. Great. The new “Dr” is just the worst. The Timeless Child bullshit retcons and ruins so many of the great past stories. The Dr dying on Trenzalore was a storyline that stretched from multiple seasons, it was a really big deal, and then Clara got the Time Lords to sacrifice their only way back to give him more regenerations, except the Child story line totally wiped out the impact of that. It also wipes out any real drama since he can always regenerate. They’ve just shat on 50yrs of story telling and canon so they can have a female and minority Dr and Master. So pathetic. There were so many easier ways to add a female or black time lord it’s not even funny. Hell, Jenny, The Drs Daughter, is still out there roaming the galaxy, why not just bring her back? I really tried to give this new “dr” a chance. I really did. I made it 10 min into her debut, and I just couldn’t do it. It’s not all her fault, altho admitting she did zero research into a character that’s been around for 50+ yrs was a massive mistake and it shows, the biggest problem is the writing. Chibnal is just the worst. He clearly cares way more about his politics, and bowing to the altar of Wokeness than he cares about good storytelling. I’d say the BBC is 40% at fault, Chibnal is 50% and what’s her name is 10%. She should be higher, but the BBC and Chibnal brought her in, and they control the stories, so they have to take most of the blame.
@KelticTim2 жыл бұрын
or the moment of the stonegenge speech when the doctor basically says fuck off at everyone
@akodaah13-e322 жыл бұрын
Atraxi speech is my favorite Doctor introduction speach.
@srilemobitelsrile88092 жыл бұрын
@@srilemobitelsrile8809 I just watched that one the other day. Love me some Amy Pond as a kiss a gram. I miss the music that used to play as his plan was nearing the end and he saves the day. Now that Whitaker and Chibby are out, I pray they do a “Dallas” it was a dream style reboot of their time running things. Start the dream after Capaldis first season. Just make Missy a daughter of the Master the same way Jenny was made from the Dr and all will be right with the world. Ratings can go back up, and us displaced Whovians can finally come home.
@KelticTim2 жыл бұрын
You know, for the first 8 minutes of this I honestly thought "Doctor Impersonator" meant that there was a sub-plot of another timelord impersonating the doctor.
@ajanis952 жыл бұрын
The “Go away now” at the end of this particular video was particularly aggressive….and heart breaking. My brother loves Doctor who, and I only took an interest in the later parts before this new garbage. There were some genuinely cool moments in Doctor Who, and I’m fucking pissed that there are people who think this kind of thing is your k to do to massive, sometimes very easily agitated fandoms, all to appeal to a whiny, insecure minority of people who need to be constantly stroked to make themselves feel good.
@zenormcclure9071 Жыл бұрын
The next incarnation of The Doctor should be written & portrayed by The Critical Drinker.
@lionofthemorning79974 жыл бұрын
or go completely the other direction of the current one and get Kevin Spacey.
@russellstewart74444 жыл бұрын
That actually would work.
@starsiegeplayer4 жыл бұрын
Season 12: Fuck Off Universe
@anarchitron83324 жыл бұрын
4:55 THAT is one of the WORST cosplays of Barf from Spaceballs I've ever seen.
@straker4544 жыл бұрын
We had better trick-or-treaters back in October.
@chaos.corner4 жыл бұрын
Those glowing rock things in the TARDIS look like the candles they made out of Father Jack's ear wax in Father Ted.
@zacmumblethunder74663 жыл бұрын
2:25 “Ah no, not Toilet Duck again! You’ll be seeing pink elephants!”
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
The worst part about this is that it's just The Time Machine by HG Wells. Just worse.
@nclanceman4 жыл бұрын
And I'm pretty sure that plot point has been used in Doctor Who before where creatures or machines were once people. Dum dum dum.....
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
THAT's what it is! It's been bugging me the whole time. Thanks
@alexanderg19354 жыл бұрын
@@Paulafan5 It's the finale of the third season of new who.
@Humr6664 жыл бұрын
A theory has formed in my mind: The current Dr. Who exists only so The Drinker can review it. They have invented a whole new type of entertainment, proxy pasta, and I love it.
@Eukatae4 жыл бұрын
Proxy pasta. Genius. You're probably right.
@derekdrake87064 жыл бұрын
Yup at this point watching Dr Who on BBC would be considered a spoiler
@Mitchcraft.4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@mistyroller34704 жыл бұрын
I was just exactly thinking this as I scrolled to find this comment. I actually hope the show gets worse, so the Drinker can make me laugh!
@victorelstad19914 жыл бұрын
Why is no one talking about how in the first five episodes 4 old people were gruesomely murdered...
@ciizar69413 жыл бұрын
Watching that cube-thing being assembled I couldn't avoid thinking of the Lament Configuration, and that they had been teleported to Cenobite Hell. But I was wrong. We are the ones that were teleported to Cenobite Hell, and the people in Dr. Who are the Cenobites.
@gildardorivasvalles63682 жыл бұрын
Wow, I wish I was a fly on the wall when the writer pitched the scene where two people sucking on a thumb is supposed to be a dignified gesture of awesomeness.
@wjzav19713 жыл бұрын
Er....I thought jon pertwee was dr. who?
@kevinharkness21082 жыл бұрын
They're in a machine that can travel to any place in space and time so let's get excited about going to a cheap looking space holiday inn!!?
@paulaburrows86604 жыл бұрын
Excuse me! Holiday Inn would be luxury. This is more like Motel 6 in the middle of the badlands.
@cmonkey634 жыл бұрын
@@cmonkey63 my bad meant to say Premier Inn.
@paulaburrows86604 жыл бұрын
@@paulaburrows8660 No worries, as long as the best surprise is no surprise. ;)
@cmonkey634 жыл бұрын
@RDW Studios Go to New Zealand in the 1200s. A practical paradise, untouched by man.
@trygveplaustrum46344 жыл бұрын
They couldn't afford the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Milliway's?
@justin1885414 жыл бұрын
“You absolute spam sandwich” might just be the greatest insult my ears have ever been blessed to hear.
@Gfan-yi7tm3 жыл бұрын
Wow so anyone in the whole of time and space can time travel and teleport if they just have a gift voucher... Suddenly the Tardis is entirely obsolete!!
@CollaborativeVODS3 жыл бұрын
There's only one positive I can see with the new Doctor. It's the fact that the 6th doctor is no longer the general consensus of the worst doctor.
@luapslev58264 жыл бұрын
And the tragedy is that Colin Baker wasn't actually bad... the writing was at a nadir and through a confluence of backroom issues, he never got a proper chance to really grow into the role. But he did do some good work in some awful episodes.
@mikeb86743 жыл бұрын
@@mikeb8674 Absolutely. Colin Baker is a great actor and I would have loved to see him in better stories.
@blackenedwritings3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeb8674 .. I liked Colin Baker. I wish they didn't fire him (Although I loved Sylvester McCoy. The only Doctor I ever met in real life!)
@cindygreene33533 жыл бұрын
I think she's a good Doctor stuck with some bland scripts. Every episode feels like an episode 7.
@brandonmartin-moore53023 жыл бұрын
Why you all so keen on hating her? I think she's excellent. Her take on the doctor is rather complex. Maybe you have to suffer trauma to see it i don't know.
@Leylaashley3 жыл бұрын
When Ryan gets hit the doctor says they aren't looking for trouble. When Bill faces racism the doctor right hooks the guy. Sheer contrast in how much more basic and boring doctor who has become.
@drschnitzel29594 жыл бұрын
Okay? She's female and she is also smaller than the guy
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris sounds like a you problem
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris you call me a snowflake yet you're the one getting all pissed lmao If you don't like the series 11 and 12 then that's on you A lot of us actually like it Go take your whining to someone who cares
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris where exactly did I get pissed off? All you've done so far is attack like a cornered animal You're all bark and no bite Have a terrible day ;)
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
@ryan norris who said I'm in love with the stories? Just because I like them doesn't mean I think they're perfect and no I'm not calling it art, I know it's far from it, but still doesn't mean I can't enjoy watching it You call me a little shit yet you're first instinct when I responded was to go full stupid and insult me Get a life you troll
@NightShinerStudio3 жыл бұрын
I do appreciate how every comparison to the doctor at his best shows a scene of Tennant.
@avi48753 жыл бұрын
“It’s not about the story, it’s about the political agenda” -BBC Pass me the whiskey please
@vader971003 жыл бұрын
So I guess the "End of the solar system" episode with the 9th Doctor never happened. He said that Earth would thrive and prosper...but this just gives it a middle finger
@CuppaTeaExe4 жыл бұрын
Just imagine that this crap takes place in a different universe and 12 is still in his TARDIS about to regenerate
@theredstonebuilder11203 жыл бұрын
@@theredstonebuilder1120 Or better yet...10 is still in his TARDIS :)
@specialunit04283 жыл бұрын
specialunit 042 I take it you don’t like 11 or 12
@theredstonebuilder11203 жыл бұрын
@@theredstonebuilder1120 I despise 12, and 11 could have been good, but Amy and Rory ruined it in my opinion. It ended with 10 :)
@specialunit04283 жыл бұрын
specialunit 042 I do agree that 11 could’ve been better but I don’t understand why you don’t like 12 because yes it could’ve been better but many amazing episodes were written during 12’s tenure.
@theanarchistocelot16203 жыл бұрын
How to Sum Up The "Chibnall Era" of Doctor Who: The only era in all of Doctor Who where people were actively rooting for the Dalek to save the universe and kill the main cast. But not even the Daleks could save this show now.
@danielkearns76654 жыл бұрын
They need the Autons, Silurians, and Cybermen to join the Daleks.
@silentpoet754 жыл бұрын
@@silentpoet75 Could do, but the Daleks' obsession with purity and supremacy would forbid them from that. Then again, hearing the Daleks exchange insults with other races like in Doomsday would be cool.
@danielkearns76654 жыл бұрын
@@danielkearns7665 They all teamed up during 11th run to imprison him in Pandora Box.
@RunyaEithelNar4 жыл бұрын
@@RunyaEithelNar They did that out of fear of the Doctor. In any other situation, they'd be trying to kill each other.
@danielkearns76654 жыл бұрын
@@danielkearns7665 The bitch fight of canary wharf will always be one of my favorites.
@ArlanKels4 жыл бұрын
Thanks' drinker, you're commentary is way more interesting and amusing than actually wasting minutes of my life watching this shite. Saved time and got a chuckle... winning!
@clintonrobinson8070 Жыл бұрын
I have to say, that the beer foam analogy with the imposters "eccentric" personality, may be the best analogy I've ever heard, at least off hand.
@johnhodgdon24343 жыл бұрын
It's really saddening that it's come to this. Not to sound sappy, but the Doctor's speech at the end of the Van Gogh episode helped me a lot, during a dark time in my life...
@SpookyNero3 жыл бұрын
it would have been better if that speech had come from maybe Ryan or Yaz though, the doctor is a character that although does present a lot of speeches, those sappy speeches aren't something the doctor usually comes up with. Even if their personalities changed, I think Jodie changed this doctor too much, although characters like David Tennant and Matt Smith were very different doctors, they held the same essence that the writers for Jodie failed to uphold.
@yourlocaltherapistfriend50912 жыл бұрын
Same here that “life is a pile of good things and bad things” speech really has got me through the toughest times. Feel like Chibnall has completely forgotten about the emotion/darkness in doctor who
@bizarrebunny55792 жыл бұрын
No, no; I felt the same way. A friend of mine committed suicide a few years after the episode aired; that speech helped me immensely while I was trying to cope.
@JadeEyes12 жыл бұрын
I’ve rewatched series 1 through 10 countless times and I still can’t watch that episode without tears.
@jordanwilliams32242 жыл бұрын
@@bizarrebunny5579 and considering he was involved with Torchwood you’d think he would know how to make Who dark
@StopLookingAtMyAcc2 жыл бұрын
And of course they had to randomly shoehorn adults role playing as babies, green haired weirdos and furries into an episode.
@heroesytumbas4 жыл бұрын
They are all liberals of the future. Except for the owner of the facility as she is the ire of righteous indignation.
@daelonprime85664 жыл бұрын
Why not just take them from an insane asylum or the humanities department of a local college?
@JChang01144 жыл бұрын
Its a weird mix of characters tbh.
@greenergrass40604 жыл бұрын
Furries will like to officially distance ourselves from this particular episode and especially hyphen with a fuck you
@camerontrivett17724 жыл бұрын
Best line on new Who Oh I'm real handy me...at least that's what me boyfriend says... And yes, that was of course a male security guard talking about his boyfriend. Cadburys creme egg anyone?
@barnabybot3 жыл бұрын
When season 13 ends I picture the following scene: Whittaker wakes up after regeneration. She re-regenerates as Whittaker... She starts out as a typical doctor, finding herself but wondering, because it seems all to familiar... Then she looks into a mirror, realizes, that she just stayed the same with visible disappointment (if there has ever been any good use of deepfake, that would be it, because I doubt that Whittaker will play this). She realizes, that she has just started as this doctor again, looks into the camera (4th wall break) and says: "Oh no... not that shit again!" and wills herself into another regeneration. Or even better: They get Capaldi for another shot... He wakes up from what has seemed to be regeneration-indicated lost of consciousness... He realizes that he just had the worst fever dream ever. "Damn, this regeneration feels like it takes an eternity!" and then he regenerates and the REAL season 11 starts. (that's my favourite)
@ciizar69413 жыл бұрын
i would not complain i couldnt even get past the first episode of this doctor...
@simedinson9842 жыл бұрын
@@simedinson984 same.
@holyrolypoly2 жыл бұрын
I had that same idea! (Only mine involved Sylvester.)
@henrykujawa44272 жыл бұрын
If just for 2 or 3 months I would ask... _" Doctor... Who? "_ Yeah I discovered the franchise only a few months ago. The older episodes are masterclass.
@FreedomAndPeaceOnly4 жыл бұрын
Try big finish so far they are the only ones still producing good Doctor Who episodes.. even though its only in audio form.
@Erikjust4 жыл бұрын
watch blink
@nicolenazle64174 жыл бұрын
Jellybean anyone?
@Sandwich134554 жыл бұрын
@@Sandwich13455 nah, I prefer jelly babies.
@Anonymous-cb5uw4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, "Timelash" is such a masterpiece.
@DeanStrickson4 жыл бұрын
At this point, I think they actually refer to the characters in the script as "Strong Female Character", "Evil White Guy", "Diverse Female Character", etc., and the episodes as "Global Warming Plot", "Gender Equality Plot", "Imperialism Plot" ... and afterwards they give them names and titles and so on.
@Xack034 жыл бұрын
"Uhhhh so we need Ryan to be offscreen for a bit while we write the other parts, what can we do about that?" "I dunno, just have him sit in the corner sucking his thumb."
@FaeChangeling3 жыл бұрын
At least no-one said "chewing the scenery".
@martinXY2 жыл бұрын
"Allow me to elaborate." For a second, I thought you were gonna talk about how you wound up at the hospital from drinking toilet cleaner.
@henrykujawa44272 жыл бұрын
If you fashion a Hellraiser cube out of Tesco vouchers you get teleported
@Barbaryotaku4 жыл бұрын
Tesco Value Luxury Resort.
@chaos.corner4 жыл бұрын
_"Oh, no tears please, Doctor.....it's a waste of good suffering!"_
@hmartinspliff4 жыл бұрын
Plot holes and stupidity: - No oxygen outside, but two fires burning in the tunnel. Fires need oxygen. - Monsters breathe out oxygen. Doc refills her entire oxygen tank from just two breaths from a monster. - They all go down the tunnel, but don’t close the hatch behind them, allowing the monsters to follow.
@johndough86994 жыл бұрын
I have something to ask. Why did her oxygen tank run out of oxygen so quick ? Do they ever explain that because I don't remember. Plus it's hard to understand anything without subtitles.
@MustafaTurgutDenizer4 жыл бұрын
The planet destroyed through War and a toxic atmosphere. Yet they have trees...
@nolongerinuse15114 жыл бұрын
@@nolongerinuse1511 I noticed that too and it was soo bad.
@MustafaTurgutDenizer4 жыл бұрын
@@KillMePete These idiots don't know the show they're working on. Of course the character isn't going to be consistent when they don't give a damn.
@PaceBreaker4 жыл бұрын
@@MustafaTurgutDenizer actually I'd guess that it could be that she has two hearts so her metabolism / oxygen use might be higher?
@darrenbridgewater35204 жыл бұрын
Adult actor sucking thumb while staring at each other is the fucking comedy of the years for me
@GrizzlyBear_22 жыл бұрын
Laughed where he said, "they do a thing where they suck their thumbs". I just saw it and I though, "what are these assholes doing".
@jasonenns50763 жыл бұрын
Why is their vacation teleporter the Tesseract?
@berserkshirtbear12714 жыл бұрын
Berserk Shirt Bear My thoughts exactly.
@jonathancooper49143 жыл бұрын
I sense L'Engle books were read. Preferably not only "A Wrinkle in Time."
@tautau1a3 жыл бұрын
because blue cube of power means good, like giant space beam from the sky means bad. 🤣🤣🤣
@gafrers3 жыл бұрын
Like the rest of the show, the writers are brain dead fuckwits who couldn’t think of anything themselves...
@marksapollo3 жыл бұрын
You just made me imagine Loki using the Tesseract and ending up on the vacation planet like 😒🙄🤦♀️
@paisleesheppard56292 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who saw this "Starfox" thing and heard "I'm a MOG! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
@davidinvenio30944 жыл бұрын
Heh, and i thought i was the only one.
@grimwaltzman3 жыл бұрын
why not, but it looks like the unholy brood of a cat reject, and a fox reject. Then, why not a COX ? xD
@herheartbeats57273 жыл бұрын
Same. I think it looks like a mix of amy schumer and that thing.
@SamBrickell3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@elgatochurro3 жыл бұрын
Personally I thought it looked like Barf from Spaceballs. But that’s mainly because it also gave my stomach that involuntarily response.
@spitkwad27463 жыл бұрын
Starfox didn’t get a makeup team, she got a partially-blind man who worked a facepainting booth at a fairground three summers ago.
@finalfroggitapproaches64183 жыл бұрын
Bruh I've never even watched doctor who and just hearing a quick review enraged me.
@daveTHEdirty3 жыл бұрын
That thing wasn't a reject from Cats, it's Barf from Space Balls.
@mcblaggart85654 жыл бұрын
It's barf from space balls if he was made by the Cats crew.
@dragonfire73544 жыл бұрын
That sir would be an insult to Barf and Spaceballs.
@nomadih22524 жыл бұрын
That was my thought, too!
@joleeneRnaylor4 жыл бұрын
Wokeballs, sir. Shit, there goes the planet.
@starsiegeplayer2 жыл бұрын
When you showed a clip of the creatures, at first I thought you were humorously showing a clip from some cheesy 1950s scifi flick. lol
@marychocolatefairy2 жыл бұрын
*”Heaven Sent” was nearly 6 years ago.* *Oh, how the mighty hath fallen.*
@youvebeengreeked2 жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight. A resort, working in the far ruined future sends magical transporting invitations BACK in time. People use these invitations in the past to send themselves and the people around them unwittingly into the FUTURE to this "vacation spot." The resort needs money (from time travelers? Is modern money still valuable in the future? Can I take my roman empire currency and use it in today's best resorts?) so it can fund terraforming Earth back to being habitable. Because for some reason, the resort has the ability to pay a likely alien species to help save the planet. (How does this resort make/provide food to its clients?) They couldn't just send a warning back through time, with information on how to build their technology to counter global warming? Here's the technology you need capable of mass producing food, space level protection, time travel and more. Oh, and just make this climate mcguffin so the world doesn't get ruined and have humans evolve into monsters of what must have been millions of years. The whole "Dystopia is NOW" shtick that people are pushing is getting so old...
@UltraKardas4 жыл бұрын
A seven-year kid wrote this script !
@timi_ro4 жыл бұрын
Last I checked, such an arrangement was called 'abduction.'
@PhilJonesIII4 жыл бұрын
@@timi_ro Thats insulting to 7 yr olds!!
@andrewwright8484 жыл бұрын
They sent it back in time but that meany Trump burned all the knowledge about how to make cars that run on water.
@LTPottenger4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I don’t think they send the invites back in time. The Doctor must’ve gotten them the last time he/she was in that time period. That doesn’t make it any better mind you, how the hell do the things manage to transport them to the resort through time if they’re not built for it. At best they’re not connected to the teleporters on the resort but then it would just send them based on coordinates and they’d end up on regular earth in Siberia at whatever time they’re in right now. They’d have to be just at the right time by complete chance for it to work. And well if they work that way then the plot crumbles the second that old guy dies and they could’ve just teleported back to the resort if they had packed cubes with them.
@charlietownsend28264 жыл бұрын
Actress:"I was in doctor who." Friend:"Oh... jeez, are you ok?"
@dennismoore27524 жыл бұрын
I am imagining a struggling young actress who almost quit and finally a part on the BBC and told everyone about it. Then she had to tell them which episode... ouch.
@Dominian14 жыл бұрын
Affirmative action and identity based casting doesn't make the best media. Can you imagine it? Who would have thunk?
@RichardEnglander2 жыл бұрын
At this point, I'd rather watch a Doctor Who that shows David Tennant's adventures while he's running from death
@BrandonSchleifer3 жыл бұрын
Don't even get me started on the laziness of just giving a guy who is cast as an alien a green wig and an orange jumpsuit and nothing more.
@SoulStealer20124 жыл бұрын
@Xharlotte Pepperidge farm remembers.
@lordvecna88374 жыл бұрын
We literally had a huge spider queen with lots of good practical makeup, rhino aliens, dalek squids, the Silence, yet they can only manage to give the “alien” a 5 dollar wig from Party City and a jumpsuit. Actually fucking sad
@uhoh67064 жыл бұрын
i don't think he's meant to be an alien, just a future human, they have had blue skinned humans before, its just the idea that new genetic conditions can occur
@Zakimals4 жыл бұрын
are we completely forgetting that in the end of the world, oxygen, and world enough and time, "aliens" were just people painted blue?
@gimmeurcrisps4 жыл бұрын
@@gimmeurcrisps in "oxygen" i thought he was meant to be a human
@Zakimals4 жыл бұрын
The makeup and costume design on the cat nurses from "New Earth" & "Gridlock" in Series 2/3 was infinitely more sophisticated and life-like than the shit used in this episode. 14 YEARS LATER.
@cailancook97204 жыл бұрын
Oh, dear Lord, you’re right! Wow, this is simultaneously hilarious and _appalling...._
@AhsokaJackson4 жыл бұрын
It's worse than you think. Warriors Gate had better alien-cat-people than this and it was made in 1981 with a budget that they found in the cracks of a sofa.
@ryjinannon4 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing once in TV episode about spiders. At first I was like ,,wait, Doctor is a woman?" And at the end I was like ,,why you are angry at him?! He shot that big spider, and you said that because of it's size it can't properly life, so he showed it mercy!" That was a stupid episode
@piotrwisniewski702 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the wonderful reviews of Doctor Who. I laugh myself to death, there is no other way to endure this series. I have already watched this review three times and am still completely fascinated. The best medicine against lockdown madness. Maybe i'm in love with Starfox?
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It is actually criminal that I am forced to pay for this nonsense when I don't ever even watch the BBC.
Fuck this show.
That RT audience score went down to 7% pal.
There was a time in the distant past when I watched Dr Who for entertainment and ignored the reviews.. Now I ignore Dr Who and get my entertainment from the reviews..
This is the comment of the day sir! 👍
Tis' a sad day isn't it?
@@antonycharnock2993 Aye it sure is.. I'm an old bastard and have watched it from day one.. over the years there has been great Doctors and for me not so great Doctors but none have ever stopped me watching until now.. I've always wanted a really dark and gritty Dr but alas no.. John Hurt as the war Dr could have quite possibly have been the greatest Dr of all time, a great opportunity missed
Same
Great point. Never thought about it but you made me realise that with shows or movies that i enjoy, i don't bother reading reviews.
I love it when Dr. Her is running out of oxygen in the tunnels and there are two fires burning in the background.
B r u h
Oh shit I didn't even think of that! You're brilliant, man.
Those fires were fueled by misogyny in the atmosphere....um....bigot?
*Dr. Sue.
These comments killed me 🤣😭
When The Drinker said "Allow me to elaborate." I was desperately hoping he was going to explain his toilet duck shots experience, rather than explain the Dr Who episode :(
Same. His story would’ve been better than this episode.
Still a better love story then twilight
sadly same
At
Try it yourself
When the doctor regenerates, there's always a period where he doesn't know who he is, where he is or what he's supposed to be doing, and he's kind of running around like a chicken with its head cut off. When jodie whittaker took over as the doctor, the beginning was like that, and I kept waiting for the moment where she remembers that she's the doctor and gets on with her business, but that moment never came.
That's what I went through for two or three episodes before giving up.
There was a moment way too early where she said “I’m the doctor” and that was literally it
"The worst Doctor Who Episode Ever" Spoke too soon buddy
Praxius and The Timeless Children!
@@Daninapan The Timeless Child was the worst in absolute. It just ruined, with no way back, the whole Doctor's backstory.
@@speed65752 Yes it was a bad move. I do not know how they can fix the show now because it has completely taken away what made doctor who so spectacular and mysterious. CC needs to go!
@@Daninapan it literally just destroys the Doctor's character altogether - why do anything? The Doctor can just Edge of Tomorrow through every situation now.
senegal 98 it ruined the entire concept of dr who, imagine the entire 70 year mystery of Dr who, its in the fucking name its a mystery thats the intrigue, but now its ruined, its the most idiotic explanation on who the doctor is with so many plot holes. Chris Chibnall has ruined Dr who for everyone
I never thought Doctor Who would take the cliche "the real monster is man" so literally.
With a tagline as twatish as "Space for All" I think the real monster is man... the successful, white, male kind.
I was thinking, "but we've seen earth in other episodes.... both in the near future and the far future. we know it lives on just fine. builds several empires in fact. were good" now of course this implies that someone else is messing around with time perhaps trying to fuck up the human race, or that the doctors own actions have messed earths future up. but i guarantee noone at the BBC is thinking that.
Why not? They've done it so. Many. Times.
I mean, the episode Midnight did it so well
says someone who hasn't seen much Doctor Who. They've done it blatantly and heavy-handedly over and over for the last 57.5 years!
"A Greta Thunberg speech performed by Tommy Wiseau on acid." That sounds pretty good actually.
certainly sounds more fun than a Greta Thunberg speech performed by Greta Thunberg
That would actually sound awesome
"Global waaaaarming. Don't worry about it, hah?"
Id actually pay to watch or hear that for 30 minutes 😂😂😅
The Drinker has had a lot of good lines in his videos, but this one is hands-down the best.
Fear Her: I’m the worst Doctor Who episode ever made. Orphan 55: Hold my beer. Timeless Children: Ha! That’s nothing. Watch THIS!
Fear her was gash
You mean there were... good... Dr. Who episodes?
@Billy O'sullivan I guess I shouldn't be that critical of the show. I liked the David Tenant and Billy Piper combo, and the big "Dalect" reveal. But it seemed like they just kept trying to reinvent the character(?) after that.
Fear Her was fine it was just that that era was so strong as a whole. The better episodes of the later series are worse than the worst episodes of the 2005-2009 era.
Clarkson was sat there, waiting for for the moment to shout "watch this"
" A reject from CATS" - The Critical Drinker. Quote of 2020.
Hang on a minute...ITS BARF's sister from Spaceballs!
@@antonycharnock2993 😂😂😂
@@antonycharnock2993 You nailed it! The similarity is uncanny.
@@ironeagle9285 you also watch The Critical Drinker? Nice to see a fellow Geeks and Gamers.👍
@@antonycharnock2993Thats what I was thinking!
'I just wanted Dr Who, not Dr How Dare You' - brilliant KZhead commenter whos name I've forgotten.
I haven’t even got to that yet but Hahahaha
Is that a reference to Gr*ta?
Dr Gretarded Howdareyyou, the next Dr Woke
Remember when The Doctor was known by pretty much every person or machine in the multiverse as a legendary warrior whose mere name can spread panic throughout his enemies? Clearly, the BBC don't.
I wouldn’t use the word “warrior” personally, but yeah Jodie really wasn’t given a scene which really showed the doctor’s confidence or reputation
"White Men being Deadbeat-Dads." Yeah, tell that to Gon Freecss.
The speech Matt Smith gives the alien eyeballs right after regenerating gave me chills, he was so cool! Fast forward to "you've got to do better", and I'm wondering where his balls went.
Well, he WAS. The Eleventh Doctor deliberately faked his own death in order to let people forget the word "warrior" being associated with his name.
Matt Smith and David Tennant arcs were freaking epic. The pros for both vastly outweighed the cons, plus the emotional payoffs were intense.
I love how Chibnall had 57 years of possible canon material and talented British actors to work with to bring us this atrocious last few years of fan murder. Great work. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
shame is BBC allowed him to do it. they are all to blame.
*"Dr. Impersonator & The Yes Men"* Sounds like a rockin' band...
You mean "Fam"
sounds like something from fallout new vegas
A sucky band...
Their new album sucks.
"White Men being Deadbeat-Dads." Yeah, tell that to Gon Freecss.
"Won't making a good sci-fi episode with a subtle social message be hard?" "Nah' it'll be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Making a hard massage is tight!"
Wow! Wow wow wow!
@Lego_Mando "Alright, just let me get offa that thing!"
@WTFViewer are you kidding? Let him loose on it; like Drinker, he'd be much better than the episode itself.
Matt Smith had that goofy kind-of ADHD side, but he could also do the moments when the Doctor's cheerful mask slips and he becomes bloody scary. Can you imagine Jody Whittaker trying to do Peter Capaldi's anti-war speech from The Zygon Inversion? Or Matt Smith's speech from The Rings of Akhaten? Or trying to even get CLOSE to David Tennant as the Timelord Victorious from The Waters of Mars (where the Doctor was vastly more scary than the evil water monsters)? Nope, me neither :/
From *other* roles Whitaker has done, I could see it. Not from her performance as the Doctor, though.
Matt Smith, like Jodie Whitaker, had never seen an episode of Doctor Who, past or present, when he got the role. The difference is that upon landing the role, Matt Smith immediately binge watched 200 episodes of classic Doctor Who (where he discovered his love of Patrick Troughton's 2nd Doctor), the entire modern series, and did a fuck ton of research on the lore of the show, whereas Jodie Whitaker did nothing but think about how she can inject her political beliefs into the show.
@@JadeRunner Seen Jay Exci do what C-Drinker here did but for 5 Hours?
There's a recording of Whittaker doing Hartnell's "One day I will be back" speech. Absolutely mortifying. Somehow, she made it sound like one of those teachers who likes to think of themselves as "inspiring," giving a moralistic pep talk to a graduating class. There's no tone of sorrow, or fondness, or... any depth or nuance at all. It's almost impressive how vapid it is.
@@JadeRunner and Matt started to write his own fanfiction to get into the doctors headspace.
Jodie reminds me of my primary school teacher, always telling my class off for stuff we didn’t do.
My DAD spent 30 years doing that to me!
@@henrykujawa4427 Mine too.
The Indian episode was hilarious It was like a history lesson, but for people who know what the purple crayon tastes like.
That was the last episode I watched before giving up entirely. I'm really not sure if this is serious, or just a long running joke with some kind of genius payoff that we aren't aware of yet.
bowser515 there is a genius pay off mate. Division in society. Communities of whites, blacks, Asians all frothing at the bit because they’re either being “oppressed” or scapegoated. To busy being furious with one another to see that companies like the BBC, Amazon, Google etc are getting richer and richer, whilst their lives stay the same. I suppose it’s just a coincidence that studies have shown that the more culturally diverse a work force is, the less likely it is to unionise. Well they’re gonna widen those divides as much as possible, and they’re going to lobby the politicians for as much immigration as possible. Get those divisions nice and wide and watch them fight each other. Oh you meant for us? Yea, no pay off for us I’m afraid.
The hell does that even mean? 😆😆😆 That woke people are crayon-eating morons? That they're crazy? I'm sorry, but you've lost me.
@Mr. Tessera Ah. No one ever told me "eating crayons will make you dumb" as a child. It was "eating crayons will make you sick and you'll end up in the hospital " or some nonsense.
@Mr. Tessera You are misremembering that Simson's episode. Homer didn't eat the crayon. He stuck the crayon up his nose and it somehow ended up lodged in his brain. I also think he means that people who are stupid have to eat the purple crayons to figure out that they taste like paraffin wax and not grape whereas smarter people can gauge both that the taste is terrible just by examining the crayon and also by the fact that they know crayons aren't food. I would say the same about paste eaters.
Looks like the BBC Special Effects Dept have got their hands on Homer's makeup-shotgun. Setting: Ridiculous.
Well, even Double Negative seems like didn't give shit about this episode, as they have plenty more interesting TV series to work on.
The special effects on this show has always been far behind the times. That didnt stop the show from being great for 40 years. The effects literally have nothing to do with it being a horrendous piece of shit.
"Homer, you have it set to 'whore'"
@carlos Rivas yeah, but it had the excuse of being made in the 60's. Watch any Sci Fi from that time, they're all cheesed up the whazoo, most fictional tv programs were. Most of it was in black and white, half of it today is still images, I can't comment on if it was back then, it's older than my mum. Point is, you're comparing apples to oranges, what you should be looking at is the 2005 reboot, a more grounded affair following a war veteran suffering through PTSD and hiding it behind layers of comedy and anger
The aliens of Dr Who have always been silly. Its most iconic alien is nothing more than a mobil trash can with a toilet plunger attached to it. 🤣🤣
"And then Star Fox gets eaten. What a tragedy I really loved that character!" That line made me howl with laughter.
Man, remember when the Tom Baker doctor explored the post apocalyptic earth and made some of the best episodes in the entire franchise?
Seen Jay Exci do what C-Drinker here did but for 5 Hours?
That "alien" looks like a parody of Barf from Spaceballs.
yes! lol
Barf's younger sister, Vomitte.
@@Joisey11 Vomitia...
And the "rubber monsters" remind me of the Sleestak from "Land of the Lost" in the '70s.
That was the first thing I thought too.
"It was very cliched. It was very routine running up and down corridors and silly monsters. It’s very much what the audience was expecting. It’s not really very challenging for them to watch. It’s a very traditional sort of thing that people would expect Doctor Who to fall into. It would be nice to have something totally different from the norm, just for a change." - Wise words from Chris Chibnall in 1986
He has never had what it takes to run this show. Chibnall, breaking news, repetitive ranting doesn’t make you an expert!!
Of course repetitive ranting makes you an expert, I've seen tweets that capslock shout the same statement 5 times in a row get lots of retweets!
He criticized the 80s series for having silly monsters but approved the Pting
Jodie always seemed to play her character more like a companion to the doctor trying to fool them selves that they are Doctor Who
The fact that holy grail stories like The Daleks’ Master Plan are probably lost forever yet this is all nice and archived is sad. 😂
"Stop portraying the Doctor as a goofy hyperactive child." I'd settle for her not dressing like one anymore.
More like a Toddlers TV presenter
@@xerobeta in matt Smith defence at least he did have his dark moments and seeing the childlike version of the doctor grow old was kinda cool
@@xerobeta that fair i think 9 and 10 was the perfect balance inbetween being childness and mature.
I knew the show was gonna be shit as soon as I saw her outfit
@@xerobeta I respect your thoughts about that. Personally I've always felt that it was a thematically appropriate facade, even if they did go overboard at times with portraying him as a goofball especially in Series 7. This is considering with the Day of the Doctor introducing the War Doctor, that meant Eleven is actually supposed to be the final regeneration of the Doctor and no going back from there until the Time of the Doctor's events grants him more regenerations. That meant once he dies without those regenerations, it's over for him period, and instead of acting old and weary in thinking about all the losses he had, he decides to cope in his own way with a carefree at times childlike nature, plus the dialog of him being named by the Moment as "The man who forgets", it's clear on why he did so even how he ended up with Amy as his companion when she was a child herself and all. Not to mention when he comes to terms with who he is, like in Rings of Akhaten, his speech reflects on how he's been all this time, of having lived too long and seen too much, which reminded me of Ten when he also becomes reflective convincingly enough (to me anyway).
One of the longest lasting Science Fiction properties, reduced to this.
Been watching Dr. Who since 1977 and stop watching it when they made Dr. Who a woman. The series is dead to me. F**k Political correctness BS.
Sick huh
It’s been downhill since Moffat took over
Reynholm Industries says "You Bastard !" 12:25
Yeah, there’s been a lot of that happening lately. These days finding a well known science fiction property that hasn’t been reduced to this level is a real challenge.
How to write dr who: Doctor going somewhere Troubles happen Doctor is in trouble and seems to be out of solution, ppl's life is at stake All hopes seems lost Doctor figure out the solution/knew it all along Doctor starts to take control of the situation Doctor is now with his/her commanding presence, banish the villain/got the hero moment (either with speech, intimidation, charisma, hard choice, sacrifice) Doctor is Victorious (at some point with great cost, including his/her life) Why cant they got this right?
Because of Identity Politics
haha
"It's like watching a Greta Thunberg speech given by Tommy Wasaeu on acid." lol! This is why I keep coming back to you, Drinker!
The worst episode ever you say? Chris Chibnall "Challenge accepted!"
Oh dear God lol... don't tempt fate.
@@Maulinator69 Too late.
Oh fuck, just wait............
Orphan 55: The Worst Episode of Doctor Who Ever The Timeless Children: “Hold my beer.”
Wait until you see the NEXT episode... it's sure to subvert your expectations.
I liked the finale
the finale itself was good but the concept was absolutely garbage
Love & Monsters..."Hold my beer" (Oh God, I hated that episode!)
Swosheth E I actually like the idea of the Timeless Child itself but I hate that it was the Doctor!
Someone in my class watches Doctor Who, so having watched the series myself, asked him what his favourite doctor was. He replied with the 13th doctor... The amount of braincells lost went so high that not even numbers could count. Considering we are both in the eight grade it is slightly excusable (young and doesn't appreciate art or media), but seriously, of all the doctors to pick. You pick the worst one yet.
why aren’t you embarrassed to be in 8th grade
@@jonathalon6022 What?
4th doctor is best
Kill him… kill him now
"The Doctor Impersonator" It just cracks me up everytime!! haha
Be funny if the REAL Doctor would show up and ask, "Who the hell are YOU?" Be even funnier if The Doctor was played by Sylvester McCoy. He'd still be good after all these years.
_"It's like watching a Greta Thunberg speech performed by Tommy Wiseau on acid"_ - outstanding, sir! 👍
Nobel Prize worthy line indeed!
I'd actually tune in to watch that, unlike Doctor Poo.. er, Who.
That is the line of the week.
"How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words." Perhaps Greta is talking about Chibs and Dr Who?
hey! i figured out how to stop imaginary climate change. just pay more global taxes to issreal and everybody will not die in 6 years. its simple. just gib gib more money.
Even when Dr who was still a kids show it had more intelligence than this.
It was a kids show?
@@stevenbartel5008 back in the 60s it was supposed to be a kids show
@@stevenbartel5008 I watched it from when I was about 7 or 8 (Jon Pertwee) and as I recall it didn't really appeal to the adults around me.
i watched Christopher Eccleston at 9 and found it entertaining then billie piper joined and the pipe was lit!
I love that he calls them "rubber monsters." It always cracks me up since they sound more like those funky rubber chickens than monsters.
“Anyway so Starfox..” I damn near fell out of my chair laughing.
Critical Drinker: "Orphan 55 possibly the worst Dr Who Episode ever" - Deleted Video Critical Drinker: "Orphan 55 is the worst Dr Who Episode ever"
_it has been decided_
Profesionalism is a virtue Be better then your opponent
The whole series seemed bad. Look what they did to the Master. I liked all of the Doctos except this one and Matt Smith, who had a similar personality of being drugged up with speed, also his sidekick had more of a role and she was annoying. I tried to like her but it is to much of a chore. I rather have had a series based solely on the War Doctor. I loved the episodes with him. Back when they had better writing, directing and graphics. Dr Who used to be great.
@@aSpectreAppears Matt Smith at least made it feel natural. With Whitaker it's so obvious that she's acting that I can't take any of it seriously.
I started with Christopher Eccelston & Matt Smith, so I have some sort of nostalgia for them, though Nine is a bit bland & Eleven is a bit too fast to watch without having a migraine.
Doctor Who is literally trolling everyone
Nah, it'll be fine
because Fuck it, don't care
More like loading the bullets before blowing its fucking brains off... and then blame the fans for its suicide.
No it's being murdered by the hack fraud male apologist Chris chibnall. Terrible bumbling 'writer'. There is fan fiction better than this SJW crap.
Or it's just a badly written show now, produced by people with more ego than talent.
Just looking at the picture you chose for "strong female character" you can see that she had zero trigger discipline and zero muzzle control. You can tell she's never been around a real firearm in her entire life.
Finally! Somebody else who sees and understands firearms incompetence in sh!t media like this. The BBC are full of these bozos who just think "Gunz R Badd" without ever even trying to learn and understand more about them. Maybe, if they (as well as loads of others) took the time to research things they are ignorant of, they wouldn't complain or whine as much. It reminds me of that failure Alec Baldwin: an anti-gun moron who, guess what, doesn't understand enough about properly handling firearms and ends up accidentally fatally shooting someone. (may his victim rest in peace)
I mean she's a British actress and we don't get guns at the supermarket in Europe... So duh
@@IreneWY Apparently you also don't train your actors to know what they're supposed to know for their roles, even with fake weapons.
@@HerculesBallsInc because neither the actors nor the audience cares.
@@IreneWY soooo everyone's a feminist?
In series 4 they had a “budget” episode (midnight) and it actually had a interesting storyand kept the monster hidden which made it 10x scarier. That episode probably cost less to make than this one like wtf
One of the best episodes of that season imo
“Earth in the future” that twist is so stupid and done to death and I’m pretty it’s been used in other doctor who episodes
What ever happened to New Earth that he visited with Rose and later Martha? Feels like they've done away with so much of the original writings. 😔 Guess our world's looking a lot bleaker now, so Doctor Who must be also.
It's not a *bad* idea per se but at least draw out the mystery a bit not straight from "what's this planet?" to "Oh, it's Earth" without any transition. Have hints, subtlety. Not sure the writer understands either.
@@amydutton9629 isn't it a retcon?
@@doopboop7656 nope, she said that it was just "a possible future, one of many timelines" which also seems kinda bs but you know
Horse with No name David tennet went to the future earth like so much. Probably happened with him. He was more about time then space.
Remember when Matt Smith's Doctor teased saying something similar to 'Sup Fam' as his catchphrase, but then his companions shamed him out of it because it was terrible? Well now the Doctor is saying 'Fam' unironically.
Chiko was here He said “who da man”.
@@thefonzkiss And instantly recognized that that wouldn't work. How has this doctor not realized that "fam" ain't working?!!?
RDW Studios the only joke here is modern Dr. Who.
Well first is was a direct recycling of the joke with “fam” being played off as a joke. But even then, they couldn’t risk offending anyone out there that unironically says “fam” so they made it so the companions actually LIKED it.
RDW Studios Well, he's not wrong.
I have watched every episode, every season of Dr. Who for most of my adult life. I loved this show. It was the only must watch tv for me. 4 doctors at least . After 1 and 1/2 season of this dumpster fire…. I was gone and never looked back. It makes me sad to think about the end of a era.
Same here. After Capaldi I checked out and glad I did. Let see how RTD saves this dumpster fire.
@@Andres0082Spoiler alert: he doesn't.
I remember seeing the first half of the episode and then losing all interest....suddenly I feel a lot better about never knowing how it ended.
I ain’t gonna lie I thought the thumbnail was John candy in spaceballs
Gryotharian even that makeup was more believable.
I know, it looks like a discount Barf.
@@teddrewflack400 Barf's costume is a piece of art.
Could be related to barf might be his ex wife
*Mog "I'm my own best friend"*
The reject from cats looked like Barf. You know the John candy dog man from spaceballs lol.
The cousin Barf never told anyone about
Spicy Wolf. And it’s pretty obvious why
I like the current doctor, but it was sure an odd moment when she complemented Hyphen's tail. Wouldn't that be like her saying to a human female "Great breasts"?
Thank you, that was bugging me.
Barf on a diet
I wouldn't be too hasty to mock the special effects. You have to concede that this show has a long history of canvas caves. everything else is spot on of course.
I'm glad this guy does these reviews so I can see what's going on with doctor who without having to torture myself by actually watching it.
Executives: "How do we write a good episode?" Screenwriter: "Oooh, I know! Global Warming and Capitalism Bad!" Executives: "Ahhh, we knew we could rely on your genius!"
It can be done well, Doctor Who and several other sci fi series have done a good job of it , this is just so dull.
Moffat was great at anti-war with Capaldi. This was just bad
Global warming and capitalism is indeed bad
@@lilx4ukkvevo461 I'm sure commies will decelerate climate change just like they've done in the past.
@@lilx4ukkvevo461 Only the cleanest coal factories and slave mines in the communist utopia, comrade!
Remember when Tenant and Smiths Drs could chase away villains like the Atraxi with just a swift talking to? Yea, I barely remember that too
yeah, right? like the eleventh hour, the "i'm the doctor... basically... RUN" and everyone is like OH, SHIT, WE NEED TO RUN... or the moment of the fury of a timelord... i miss those times...
@@akodaah13-e32 I just miss the Dr in general. The last season of Capaldis Dr was an absolute chore to get thru. Bill was just the worst. Every episode they had to shoehorn in her telling someone she was gay. There’s just no need for it. Let it be known like once or twice with a sly remark or something natural, we didn’t need reminders like a bat to the head every episode. We get it, y’all are woke. Great. The new “Dr” is just the worst. The Timeless Child bullshit retcons and ruins so many of the great past stories. The Dr dying on Trenzalore was a storyline that stretched from multiple seasons, it was a really big deal, and then Clara got the Time Lords to sacrifice their only way back to give him more regenerations, except the Child story line totally wiped out the impact of that. It also wipes out any real drama since he can always regenerate. They’ve just shat on 50yrs of story telling and canon so they can have a female and minority Dr and Master. So pathetic. There were so many easier ways to add a female or black time lord it’s not even funny. Hell, Jenny, The Drs Daughter, is still out there roaming the galaxy, why not just bring her back? I really tried to give this new “dr” a chance. I really did. I made it 10 min into her debut, and I just couldn’t do it. It’s not all her fault, altho admitting she did zero research into a character that’s been around for 50+ yrs was a massive mistake and it shows, the biggest problem is the writing. Chibnal is just the worst. He clearly cares way more about his politics, and bowing to the altar of Wokeness than he cares about good storytelling. I’d say the BBC is 40% at fault, Chibnal is 50% and what’s her name is 10%. She should be higher, but the BBC and Chibnal brought her in, and they control the stories, so they have to take most of the blame.
or the moment of the stonegenge speech when the doctor basically says fuck off at everyone
Atraxi speech is my favorite Doctor introduction speach.
@@srilemobitelsrile8809 I just watched that one the other day. Love me some Amy Pond as a kiss a gram. I miss the music that used to play as his plan was nearing the end and he saves the day. Now that Whitaker and Chibby are out, I pray they do a “Dallas” it was a dream style reboot of their time running things. Start the dream after Capaldis first season. Just make Missy a daughter of the Master the same way Jenny was made from the Dr and all will be right with the world. Ratings can go back up, and us displaced Whovians can finally come home.
You know, for the first 8 minutes of this I honestly thought "Doctor Impersonator" meant that there was a sub-plot of another timelord impersonating the doctor.
The “Go away now” at the end of this particular video was particularly aggressive….and heart breaking. My brother loves Doctor who, and I only took an interest in the later parts before this new garbage. There were some genuinely cool moments in Doctor Who, and I’m fucking pissed that there are people who think this kind of thing is your k to do to massive, sometimes very easily agitated fandoms, all to appeal to a whiny, insecure minority of people who need to be constantly stroked to make themselves feel good.
The next incarnation of The Doctor should be written & portrayed by The Critical Drinker.
or go completely the other direction of the current one and get Kevin Spacey.
That actually would work.
Season 12: Fuck Off Universe
4:55 THAT is one of the WORST cosplays of Barf from Spaceballs I've ever seen.
We had better trick-or-treaters back in October.
Those glowing rock things in the TARDIS look like the candles they made out of Father Jack's ear wax in Father Ted.
2:25 “Ah no, not Toilet Duck again! You’ll be seeing pink elephants!”
The worst part about this is that it's just The Time Machine by HG Wells. Just worse.
And I'm pretty sure that plot point has been used in Doctor Who before where creatures or machines were once people. Dum dum dum.....
THAT's what it is! It's been bugging me the whole time. Thanks
@@Paulafan5 It's the finale of the third season of new who.
A theory has formed in my mind: The current Dr. Who exists only so The Drinker can review it. They have invented a whole new type of entertainment, proxy pasta, and I love it.
Proxy pasta. Genius. You're probably right.
Yup at this point watching Dr Who on BBC would be considered a spoiler
Yes!
I was just exactly thinking this as I scrolled to find this comment. I actually hope the show gets worse, so the Drinker can make me laugh!
Why is no one talking about how in the first five episodes 4 old people were gruesomely murdered...
Watching that cube-thing being assembled I couldn't avoid thinking of the Lament Configuration, and that they had been teleported to Cenobite Hell. But I was wrong. We are the ones that were teleported to Cenobite Hell, and the people in Dr. Who are the Cenobites.
Wow, I wish I was a fly on the wall when the writer pitched the scene where two people sucking on a thumb is supposed to be a dignified gesture of awesomeness.
Er....I thought jon pertwee was dr. who?
They're in a machine that can travel to any place in space and time so let's get excited about going to a cheap looking space holiday inn!!?
Excuse me! Holiday Inn would be luxury. This is more like Motel 6 in the middle of the badlands.
@@cmonkey63 my bad meant to say Premier Inn.
@@paulaburrows8660 No worries, as long as the best surprise is no surprise. ;)
@RDW Studios Go to New Zealand in the 1200s. A practical paradise, untouched by man.
They couldn't afford the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Milliway's?
“You absolute spam sandwich” might just be the greatest insult my ears have ever been blessed to hear.
Wow so anyone in the whole of time and space can time travel and teleport if they just have a gift voucher... Suddenly the Tardis is entirely obsolete!!
There's only one positive I can see with the new Doctor. It's the fact that the 6th doctor is no longer the general consensus of the worst doctor.
And the tragedy is that Colin Baker wasn't actually bad... the writing was at a nadir and through a confluence of backroom issues, he never got a proper chance to really grow into the role. But he did do some good work in some awful episodes.
@@mikeb8674 Absolutely. Colin Baker is a great actor and I would have loved to see him in better stories.
@@mikeb8674 .. I liked Colin Baker. I wish they didn't fire him (Although I loved Sylvester McCoy. The only Doctor I ever met in real life!)
I think she's a good Doctor stuck with some bland scripts. Every episode feels like an episode 7.
Why you all so keen on hating her? I think she's excellent. Her take on the doctor is rather complex. Maybe you have to suffer trauma to see it i don't know.
When Ryan gets hit the doctor says they aren't looking for trouble. When Bill faces racism the doctor right hooks the guy. Sheer contrast in how much more basic and boring doctor who has become.
Okay? She's female and she is also smaller than the guy
@ryan norris sounds like a you problem
@ryan norris you call me a snowflake yet you're the one getting all pissed lmao If you don't like the series 11 and 12 then that's on you A lot of us actually like it Go take your whining to someone who cares
@ryan norris where exactly did I get pissed off? All you've done so far is attack like a cornered animal You're all bark and no bite Have a terrible day ;)
@ryan norris who said I'm in love with the stories? Just because I like them doesn't mean I think they're perfect and no I'm not calling it art, I know it's far from it, but still doesn't mean I can't enjoy watching it You call me a little shit yet you're first instinct when I responded was to go full stupid and insult me Get a life you troll
I do appreciate how every comparison to the doctor at his best shows a scene of Tennant.
“It’s not about the story, it’s about the political agenda” -BBC Pass me the whiskey please
So I guess the "End of the solar system" episode with the 9th Doctor never happened. He said that Earth would thrive and prosper...but this just gives it a middle finger
Just imagine that this crap takes place in a different universe and 12 is still in his TARDIS about to regenerate
@@theredstonebuilder1120 Or better yet...10 is still in his TARDIS :)
specialunit 042 I take it you don’t like 11 or 12
@@theredstonebuilder1120 I despise 12, and 11 could have been good, but Amy and Rory ruined it in my opinion. It ended with 10 :)
specialunit 042 I do agree that 11 could’ve been better but I don’t understand why you don’t like 12 because yes it could’ve been better but many amazing episodes were written during 12’s tenure.
How to Sum Up The "Chibnall Era" of Doctor Who: The only era in all of Doctor Who where people were actively rooting for the Dalek to save the universe and kill the main cast. But not even the Daleks could save this show now.
They need the Autons, Silurians, and Cybermen to join the Daleks.
@@silentpoet75 Could do, but the Daleks' obsession with purity and supremacy would forbid them from that. Then again, hearing the Daleks exchange insults with other races like in Doomsday would be cool.
@@danielkearns7665 They all teamed up during 11th run to imprison him in Pandora Box.
@@RunyaEithelNar They did that out of fear of the Doctor. In any other situation, they'd be trying to kill each other.
@@danielkearns7665 The bitch fight of canary wharf will always be one of my favorites.
Thanks' drinker, you're commentary is way more interesting and amusing than actually wasting minutes of my life watching this shite. Saved time and got a chuckle... winning!
I have to say, that the beer foam analogy with the imposters "eccentric" personality, may be the best analogy I've ever heard, at least off hand.
It's really saddening that it's come to this. Not to sound sappy, but the Doctor's speech at the end of the Van Gogh episode helped me a lot, during a dark time in my life...
it would have been better if that speech had come from maybe Ryan or Yaz though, the doctor is a character that although does present a lot of speeches, those sappy speeches aren't something the doctor usually comes up with. Even if their personalities changed, I think Jodie changed this doctor too much, although characters like David Tennant and Matt Smith were very different doctors, they held the same essence that the writers for Jodie failed to uphold.
Same here that “life is a pile of good things and bad things” speech really has got me through the toughest times. Feel like Chibnall has completely forgotten about the emotion/darkness in doctor who
No, no; I felt the same way. A friend of mine committed suicide a few years after the episode aired; that speech helped me immensely while I was trying to cope.
I’ve rewatched series 1 through 10 countless times and I still can’t watch that episode without tears.
@@bizarrebunny5579 and considering he was involved with Torchwood you’d think he would know how to make Who dark
And of course they had to randomly shoehorn adults role playing as babies, green haired weirdos and furries into an episode.
They are all liberals of the future. Except for the owner of the facility as she is the ire of righteous indignation.
Why not just take them from an insane asylum or the humanities department of a local college?
Its a weird mix of characters tbh.
Furries will like to officially distance ourselves from this particular episode and especially hyphen with a fuck you
Best line on new Who Oh I'm real handy me...at least that's what me boyfriend says... And yes, that was of course a male security guard talking about his boyfriend. Cadburys creme egg anyone?
When season 13 ends I picture the following scene: Whittaker wakes up after regeneration. She re-regenerates as Whittaker... She starts out as a typical doctor, finding herself but wondering, because it seems all to familiar... Then she looks into a mirror, realizes, that she just stayed the same with visible disappointment (if there has ever been any good use of deepfake, that would be it, because I doubt that Whittaker will play this). She realizes, that she has just started as this doctor again, looks into the camera (4th wall break) and says: "Oh no... not that shit again!" and wills herself into another regeneration. Or even better: They get Capaldi for another shot... He wakes up from what has seemed to be regeneration-indicated lost of consciousness... He realizes that he just had the worst fever dream ever. "Damn, this regeneration feels like it takes an eternity!" and then he regenerates and the REAL season 11 starts. (that's my favourite)
i would not complain i couldnt even get past the first episode of this doctor...
@@simedinson984 same.
I had that same idea! (Only mine involved Sylvester.)
If just for 2 or 3 months I would ask... _" Doctor... Who? "_ Yeah I discovered the franchise only a few months ago. The older episodes are masterclass.
Try big finish so far they are the only ones still producing good Doctor Who episodes.. even though its only in audio form.
watch blink
Jellybean anyone?
@@Sandwich13455 nah, I prefer jelly babies.
Yeah, "Timelash" is such a masterpiece.
At this point, I think they actually refer to the characters in the script as "Strong Female Character", "Evil White Guy", "Diverse Female Character", etc., and the episodes as "Global Warming Plot", "Gender Equality Plot", "Imperialism Plot" ... and afterwards they give them names and titles and so on.
"Uhhhh so we need Ryan to be offscreen for a bit while we write the other parts, what can we do about that?" "I dunno, just have him sit in the corner sucking his thumb."
At least no-one said "chewing the scenery".
"Allow me to elaborate." For a second, I thought you were gonna talk about how you wound up at the hospital from drinking toilet cleaner.
If you fashion a Hellraiser cube out of Tesco vouchers you get teleported
Tesco Value Luxury Resort.
_"Oh, no tears please, Doctor.....it's a waste of good suffering!"_
Plot holes and stupidity: - No oxygen outside, but two fires burning in the tunnel. Fires need oxygen. - Monsters breathe out oxygen. Doc refills her entire oxygen tank from just two breaths from a monster. - They all go down the tunnel, but don’t close the hatch behind them, allowing the monsters to follow.
I have something to ask. Why did her oxygen tank run out of oxygen so quick ? Do they ever explain that because I don't remember. Plus it's hard to understand anything without subtitles.
The planet destroyed through War and a toxic atmosphere. Yet they have trees...
@@nolongerinuse1511 I noticed that too and it was soo bad.
@@KillMePete These idiots don't know the show they're working on. Of course the character isn't going to be consistent when they don't give a damn.
@@MustafaTurgutDenizer actually I'd guess that it could be that she has two hearts so her metabolism / oxygen use might be higher?
Adult actor sucking thumb while staring at each other is the fucking comedy of the years for me
Laughed where he said, "they do a thing where they suck their thumbs". I just saw it and I though, "what are these assholes doing".
Why is their vacation teleporter the Tesseract?
Berserk Shirt Bear My thoughts exactly.
I sense L'Engle books were read. Preferably not only "A Wrinkle in Time."
because blue cube of power means good, like giant space beam from the sky means bad. 🤣🤣🤣
Like the rest of the show, the writers are brain dead fuckwits who couldn’t think of anything themselves...
You just made me imagine Loki using the Tesseract and ending up on the vacation planet like 😒🙄🤦♀️
Am I the only one who saw this "Starfox" thing and heard "I'm a MOG! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!"
Heh, and i thought i was the only one.
why not, but it looks like the unholy brood of a cat reject, and a fox reject. Then, why not a COX ? xD
Same. I think it looks like a mix of amy schumer and that thing.
My thoughts exactly
Personally I thought it looked like Barf from Spaceballs. But that’s mainly because it also gave my stomach that involuntarily response.
Starfox didn’t get a makeup team, she got a partially-blind man who worked a facepainting booth at a fairground three summers ago.
Bruh I've never even watched doctor who and just hearing a quick review enraged me.
That thing wasn't a reject from Cats, it's Barf from Space Balls.
It's barf from space balls if he was made by the Cats crew.
That sir would be an insult to Barf and Spaceballs.
That was my thought, too!
Wokeballs, sir. Shit, there goes the planet.
When you showed a clip of the creatures, at first I thought you were humorously showing a clip from some cheesy 1950s scifi flick. lol
*”Heaven Sent” was nearly 6 years ago.* *Oh, how the mighty hath fallen.*
So let me get this straight. A resort, working in the far ruined future sends magical transporting invitations BACK in time. People use these invitations in the past to send themselves and the people around them unwittingly into the FUTURE to this "vacation spot." The resort needs money (from time travelers? Is modern money still valuable in the future? Can I take my roman empire currency and use it in today's best resorts?) so it can fund terraforming Earth back to being habitable. Because for some reason, the resort has the ability to pay a likely alien species to help save the planet. (How does this resort make/provide food to its clients?) They couldn't just send a warning back through time, with information on how to build their technology to counter global warming? Here's the technology you need capable of mass producing food, space level protection, time travel and more. Oh, and just make this climate mcguffin so the world doesn't get ruined and have humans evolve into monsters of what must have been millions of years. The whole "Dystopia is NOW" shtick that people are pushing is getting so old...
A seven-year kid wrote this script !
Last I checked, such an arrangement was called 'abduction.'
@@timi_ro Thats insulting to 7 yr olds!!
They sent it back in time but that meany Trump burned all the knowledge about how to make cars that run on water.
To be fair, I don’t think they send the invites back in time. The Doctor must’ve gotten them the last time he/she was in that time period. That doesn’t make it any better mind you, how the hell do the things manage to transport them to the resort through time if they’re not built for it. At best they’re not connected to the teleporters on the resort but then it would just send them based on coordinates and they’d end up on regular earth in Siberia at whatever time they’re in right now. They’d have to be just at the right time by complete chance for it to work. And well if they work that way then the plot crumbles the second that old guy dies and they could’ve just teleported back to the resort if they had packed cubes with them.
Actress:"I was in doctor who." Friend:"Oh... jeez, are you ok?"
I am imagining a struggling young actress who almost quit and finally a part on the BBC and told everyone about it. Then she had to tell them which episode... ouch.
Affirmative action and identity based casting doesn't make the best media. Can you imagine it? Who would have thunk?
At this point, I'd rather watch a Doctor Who that shows David Tennant's adventures while he's running from death
Don't even get me started on the laziness of just giving a guy who is cast as an alien a green wig and an orange jumpsuit and nothing more.
@Xharlotte Pepperidge farm remembers.
We literally had a huge spider queen with lots of good practical makeup, rhino aliens, dalek squids, the Silence, yet they can only manage to give the “alien” a 5 dollar wig from Party City and a jumpsuit. Actually fucking sad
i don't think he's meant to be an alien, just a future human, they have had blue skinned humans before, its just the idea that new genetic conditions can occur
are we completely forgetting that in the end of the world, oxygen, and world enough and time, "aliens" were just people painted blue?
@@gimmeurcrisps in "oxygen" i thought he was meant to be a human
The makeup and costume design on the cat nurses from "New Earth" & "Gridlock" in Series 2/3 was infinitely more sophisticated and life-like than the shit used in this episode. 14 YEARS LATER.
Oh, dear Lord, you’re right! Wow, this is simultaneously hilarious and _appalling...._
It's worse than you think. Warriors Gate had better alien-cat-people than this and it was made in 1981 with a budget that they found in the cracks of a sofa.
I remember seeing once in TV episode about spiders. At first I was like ,,wait, Doctor is a woman?" And at the end I was like ,,why you are angry at him?! He shot that big spider, and you said that because of it's size it can't properly life, so he showed it mercy!" That was a stupid episode
Thank you for the wonderful reviews of Doctor Who. I laugh myself to death, there is no other way to endure this series. I have already watched this review three times and am still completely fascinated. The best medicine against lockdown madness. Maybe i'm in love with Starfox?