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After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic villain who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
© Sony Pictures
"A person is smart, people are not" Thus is the blight of social media.
Ain't that the truth
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Its the blight of collectivism.
Not the quote
Group thinking vs Individual thinking
I’m a little worried J doesn’t know he can just use half of the pencil to write.
Yea, but you can't NOT look stupid in front of everybody doing it though right? Edit: No, it looks even stupider lol.
@@KaylansDrone 😂😂😂
What?? You mean, like a broken hologram?? Pencils are magic!!
Understand that he had to be funny in his transition from the Fresh Prince to a movie actor. He had it all. Then he slapped Chris Rock over his anger with his disgusting wife.
@@joshjohnson2600 pls stop being SUCH a reject like im not tryna read comments like this
“You sure you don’t want some coffee?” Love that bit. So subtle yet so effective. Kay didn’t need to prove anything. Jay just needed to see for himself that Kay was telling the truth.
“Your exactly what we have come to expect from government training” Oh I’m picking up some subtle messaging there.
Oh no the message was clear lmfao
i m so dumb bc an you like Tell me
Subtle? He's literally facing the camera when he says it 🤣 can't get much more on the nose than that.
USMC veteran: Same 🤨🤔 but accurate.
USMC veteran: Same 🤨🤔 but accurate...
I watch this scene a lot. I like how he critically thinks while everyone else sort of just reacts. K had already made his decision that he wanted J long before he even showed up for the tryout. This was more of a formality and the other guys were just there to sort of take up space while they analyzed J.
What if all those "military men" are just the same people they recycle over and over again for the purpose of this test?
@@Korvolio brain damage I’d assume lol
"Awww, you gave the tall man some flowers" got me rolling 😅🤣
I love that subtle dig Zed gives the other applicants when he says, "You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training". Unlike Jay, those guys are a bunch of unthinking yes men who will shoot first and ask questions later.
"Unthinking yes men", yet you form your opinions of others based on movies. You wouldn't last 5 days in the military without screwing something up or getting someone injured.
Hi yes man
@@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine ah yes a personal attack instead of refuting his point, thereby proving his point. bravo!
@derpsalot6853 I was stationed in At MCAS Iwakuni in Japan for 3 years while I was a Marine. (An "unthinking yes man" as OP put it. I was already into anime but while I was there I really started becoming a hard-core fan I love your playlist! Shelter is definitely one of my favorite music videos of all time. I'm sure you've seen Made in Abyss, Josee, The Tiger and the Fish, and I Want to Eat Your Pancreas?
@TheWorldsOkayestUSMarine leave it to a marine to take something too seriously, it's just a movie, plus everyone knows that the Army is better 🫡
That last part is so important. "Is it worth it?" "Oh yeah. If you are strong enough." Probably the best answer he could have got.
In the novelization of the film, Agent K confirmed that everything James Edwards said about the alien firing range was true.
Wait, there is a men in black novel??
@@Mikey-ym6ok novel style of the film, its just the film but a author need to add more texts bout few insight details or inner dialogue
This movie is just one of those gems... no matter how many times you see it, after a few years, that glimmer of brilliance shines still.
Wonder how much that front door agent gets paid.
Alot of money
I figured it was a newbies hazing... Why didn't will smith have to sit at the door for awhile? Would of added some funny value... just like in lethal weapon when theyhad to be street patrol and managed to find something crazy going on with action.
Yeah this dude g- ELEVATOR
@@cranbersnah probably the old timers job instead of retiring and getting zapped
I'd say he's secretly the most bad-ass agent. The first line of defence for an agency like that and he's just one guy? He's probably trained in 6 forms of alien kung-fu and has dual Noisy Crickets in spring loaded sleeve holsters.
That 1500, 500, 15 minutes ago line is fabulous screenwriting.
Yep, the best but being .. imagine what you will know tomorrow
Except the bit about us knowing the earth was flat 500 years ago is false. I think it was known it be false even when this movie was made. We knew the earth was round for thousands of years.
@@solaris9426 yeah but... you know... religion and the dark times
@@TONGA09 Not really. Even in the middle ages most people knew it was round. There was a ton of controversy about the nature of the universe itself, whether earth was the center of the Solar System and etc., but that was a different subject.
@@solaris9426 A clock is round and flat so is a pizza. Round does not mean globe.
I love how every aspect of this test is to gauge how aware you are of suspicious things that are uncanny and don't seem quite right yet have many excuses to be explained as normal or just something no one really thought through. Likewise the only reasonable options that present themselves to you are things that make you seem unusual, awkward, or dumb. You're taught from the very beginning to see things for what they really are and take the most obvious route that leads to a solution even if it makes you look strange.
I think this was all a formality. I think they knew from the beginning they were gonna make James an agent.
Things looking strange is why Neuralizers exist.
I’ve always loved this scene, will smiths character doesn’t see past the aliens , they were just sneezing etc, showing no prejudice, but brings up the white girl.
Tommy Lee Jones looks so young-old here.
"Yold"?
This was his prime. When he was young,he was a scroungy looking little fck
He was retiring almost 40 years ago.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="499">8:19</a> - One of the most profound lines of all time in one of the silliest movies ever made.
Yep, i wish people would take this in to consideration when they use word "never" : )
🎶 "Here come the Men in Black. Galaxy defenders!"🎶
I'd either be the one who writes on my knee, pulls the table closer, or goes and sits on the floor next to the table. 🤣
Little by little you discover K's backstory. He was some youngster going to give flowers to his date (the woman he spies on thru satellite). By dumb luck he discovers the alien and MiB and makes the decision to drop his whole life and join.
Wonder if the flowers he gave the alien was originally for his chick.
It's not until you see the ending of MIB 3, do you really understand why he was choose..
Indeed. But he proved in these tests that he had an inquisitive mind, ingenuity, resourcefulness, and the persecution of the alien guy proved he had the persistence required for the job. MIB are not soldiers who just obey orders without making questions. Also, when Zed says that those uniformed young men are the expected product of government's training - it's not a praise.
To be fair in the timeline where K died and wasnt there to recruit him he still ended up in MIB
Chosen
@@gabejonsson3354A possible plot hole really. But all they had to do was drop a line or too like “When [insert letter of the alphabet other than K] saw potential in you and brought you into MIB….]
@@gabejonsson3354nepotism 😂
I just realized - I used to think it was smart to use the big table for the writing test. But there was a tiny table right next to him the whole time that was a bit higher - probably would’ve been the best to put the paper on.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="505">08:25</a>. Mistake. 500 years ago, people knew the Earth is spherical. Columbus didn't take the opposite way on a whim nor to prove anything. He just believed the distance to India was shorter - and had no idea there was a pole-to-pole continent in his way.
Been known for thousands of years that the earth was spherical. Not sure where flat earth theory came from.
@@brandonmckittrick2822 Morons wanting to go against the grain for no good reason, and idiots who genuinely buy into it because they think it makes them special.
Religions mostly. Also everyone didn't know it everywhere.@@brandonmckittrick2822
Wrong. Columbus had maps over a thousand years old. People were coming (Scottish knights Malta) since 1000 ad.
The guy who wrote sleepy hollow looked at the history of Christopher Columbus and decided that it wasn’t good enough for writing. So he made a ton of changes, removing his foolishness, the cultural and population destroying genocide of the Taino people he caused, and lied about how people thought the world was flat back then.
I could never tell if he got it right because of all his observations of the aliens? When he explained it the guy in charge looked impressed. But then it seemed like Will smith was like eh, or did that all bs and I owe her an apology?
He got it right because K vouched for him. His observations of the aliens are obviously excellent considering their job, but he also gets pretty mouthy with Zed.
@@RainAngel111 He was mouthy with Zed, but if you look at Zed's face you can see the hint of a smile because J was right the whole time and he most definitely saw J making observations before acting. Also funny thing is knowing how K used to be decades prior, odds are he made that face because J reminded him so much of K in his youth lol
I forgot how great this movie is. Just figured out what I’m doing with my Sunday.
"You're everything we've to come expect from years of government training" : the burn is real ah ah
Will smith becomes multiple people dressed in black? This I gotta see to believe 😮
Will Smith Becomes a Singular Plural in Black
"Will Smith Becomes a Men in Black" the sentence is wrong: will smith become a men in black? is the real question (at least its what i read first)
I love this movie cuz it feels like one of the last films where Jones seemed to legit enjoy his time making a movie
500 years ago everybody knew the earth was flat... and 15 minutes ago you knew that people were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll learn tomorrow...
I enjoy the part about the catch, I would embrace that. Sever all contact and cease to exist
I do too, but god that's a such a hard choice.. Never being able to see your family or friends ever again or ever make new friends outside of work... That's quite the price to pay.
@@LazyDeltaKicksI mean, on the plus side you’re guaranteed to get a decent retirement. Hell I wouldn’t mind working as a mailman
I wouldn’t call working as a mailman a good retirement.
I think that’s what I need to do…….
Bad muzzle discipline during the gun range scene with Zed. Otherwise, too funny of a scene. 😂
creative writers are needed . Then so is this fella to brighten my life.
What is missed about the egg seats was the table was the test. Also none of them safed their weapons.
*Will Smith Becomes a Men in Bleck*
Back in the day will still had hope in his voice and life.
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="99">1:39</a> xD
man im slow i just now realized that K was the "dumb kid who got lost on the wrong back road"
God this movie is so fucking well thought out and executed.
I dont care i would have used that table but definitely not drag it 😂😂
The other book is general relativity, the opposite to quantum physics. One is small-scale, the other is big-scale, and both are the most basic branches of science.
I don’t think it’s basic for an 8 year old tho
Can't believe this was shown in 90s.
Wanga!
I read this and heard the worms' voice 😆
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="467">7:47</a> dang forgot the age of this movie
You are what we expected from government training…yup sums your problems very succinctly
What happened to J and M in the new movie?
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="468">7:48</a> TWC 🇺🇸❤🙏🏼
Also, with excellent medical and dental, it's most certainly worth it
As much as I love MIB serie, that job is not worth it.
You end up learning more about the universe than anyone will ever know though I think it's totally worth it but I respect your opinion
@@brandonloaiza8595 I just think that missing out about starting a family and having kids is a big deal.
@@karimh9958 I totally agree
@@karimh9958 *snort* a big deal for who?
@@TONGA09 For those who appreciate it.
Hollywood films used to be immersive and sincere
🤔 🤣😂 Will not wrong.
He was disqualified and let go by MIB though, after slapping a civilian person.
Youll watch entire movies for several years Ill watch a clip.every now and then...and you still feel.like youre in a position to talk shit to me
Idk why these aliens never took off similar to the Minions
he on purpose breaks the pencil then fools around try write with it makes you wonder. But the movie was great he was a great fit.
The coffee room guys telling k zed got them mocha and milk lol k says ok
I did not read the title correctly
Let’s go babe lol 😂
Anyone own the CD to this movie? MIB soundtrack was as good as the film
I actually do.. I bought it for like $1 at goodwill because I liked the movie. It has some jams but nothing to write about
Edward what the hell happened?
He did it, didn’t he? Bet ur ass he did
Slap Master Smith in the Channel!!!!
Will Smith becomes a 'MAN' (singular, not plural) in black
lol 😂
Anyone else notice the twin trade towers at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="467">7:47</a>
Mandela effect, there are twin towers in this scene.
Can't even enjoy the classics anymore. I keep waiting for him to slap TLJ 😂
An Agent for the Men in Black, which I suppose would make him a Man in Black... not a Men in Black.
That slap made Will *redundant*
Nobody cares! Edit Will Smith out of every movie he has ever been in!!!!!
Where you going? Back in the mid 1950s The government started a little underfunded agency with a simple and laughable purpose of establishing contact with a race not of this planet. 😂
Its like looking through a looking glass back into age when movies were fun and without any political, woke or any other bs of that. Where all that vanished?
I eated them all
My guy, this film is about protecting refugees, that's as political as it gets
SJW happened
@@sniperjettps4626 True, but this is how to do it properly and not treat the audience like children or braindead idiots like they do today
If this movie came out today it would be considered "woke and political"😂😂😂
Earth is flat
A video of Will Smith not slapping anyone?????
will smith is a jerk
<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="505">8:25</a> naw we Muslims knew it was round and that it went around the sun 1400 years ago
Greeks calculated the circumference of the earth 2300 years ago. Muslims stole everything from the Indians and Eastern roman empire.
Will smith becomes black
Can I help you? Yeah this dude gave me this ca- ELEVATOR. MIB security is amazing. Not surprised the aliens took over so easily lol.