“I Get a Little Midget Cricket Neuralyzer?” | Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones)

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Agent J (Will Smith) receives a small neuralyzer, while Agent K (Josh Brolin) chooses a larger version… | Buy or rent Men in Black here: amzo.in/movie/dn1/men-in-blac...
After a police chase with an otherworldly being, a New York City cop is recruited as an agent in a top-secret organization established to monitor and police alien activity on Earth: the Men in Black. Agent Kay and new recruit Agent Jay find themselves in the middle of a deadly plot by an intergalactic villain who has arrived on Earth to assassinate two ambassadors from opposing galaxies.
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  • I dont think Vincent D'Onofrio gets enough credit as Edgar. He plays it so well you actually believe there's a giant cockroach stuffed into a tiny human body.

    @Troop3r666@Troop3r66612 күн бұрын
    • 😂😂😂 right, great acting he was great in this movie

      @antionemcgriff3705@antionemcgriff37059 күн бұрын
    • I couldn't even recognize him, wow!

      @AlyssMa7rin@AlyssMa7rin9 күн бұрын
    • This is the same man that portrayed Kingpin

      @y2shuproblem@y2shuproblem8 күн бұрын
    • Thor

      @bswezea@bswezea3 күн бұрын
  • It's crazy accurate an Alien sees no point in Diamonds, because in the whole galaxy there is diamonds the size of planets.

    @AllenHanPR@AllenHanPR17 күн бұрын
    • Glad there’s an alien/space diamond expert on here to set us straight.

      @DJJ81@DJJ8117 күн бұрын
    • Diamonds aren’t even valuable _here._ The prices of them are totally artificial.

      @MisterPuck@MisterPuck17 күн бұрын
    • ​@@MisterPuck yup, controlled supply and demand to justify outrageous amounts. If they find more, they just keep it hidden till demand goes up enough to make rediculous profits

      @solidmoon8266@solidmoon826614 күн бұрын
    • How do you know aliens wouldn’t find diamonds valuable? They might use them to power their intergalactic Tesla’s.

      @Guitarplayer724@Guitarplayer72412 күн бұрын
    • ​@@Guitarplayer724diamonds aren't rare even on earth. They hoard them and release them in small quantities so people pay exuberant prices for them. They're not valuable to anyone lol

      @megaboner690@megaboner69012 күн бұрын
  • Do you want to know something funny MIB agents make bets on how far the rookie will fly when they use the noisy cricket

    @redt3788@redt378817 күн бұрын
    • Is that canon?

      @GipsyDangerfan@GipsyDangerfan5 күн бұрын
    • @@GipsyDangerfan I think so

      @redt3788@redt37885 күн бұрын
  • "it's a 37hr day, you'll get use to it or have a psychotic episode."

    @Oregoony@Oregoony10 күн бұрын
    • Sounds like being a flight mechanic. 37 hour days? Must be nice to work part time.

      @Swampyankeehomestead@Swampyankeehomestead6 күн бұрын
  • Vincent D'Onofrio was great in this movie, considering he is a 10 feet tall insect in a human suit he move and act exactly as you would if you where wearing clothes half your size

    @ilteschio8244@ilteschio824413 күн бұрын
    • I am surprised he could see where he was going considering he folded his body in half to fit in the suit

      @damiandavis612@damiandavis6125 күн бұрын
  • 7:45 Oh boy, the Worms are singing the national anthem of USA

    @Sahilprakash1999@Sahilprakash199917 күн бұрын
    • Lizard run this world

      @anishussain7093@anishussain709315 күн бұрын
    • I believe it's actually an ancient Betelgeuse Death Anthem, it means "after this, things can only get better" 👍

      @gusbaker4u@gusbaker4u11 күн бұрын
    • They are jamming?

      @AoKodo@AoKodo4 күн бұрын
  • 6:13 6:29 6:40 That's why it's called the Noisy Cricket. Big things come in small packages.

    @hmk5123@hmk512312 күн бұрын
    • That’s what she’s always saying to me. 😂

      @Guitarplayer724@Guitarplayer72411 күн бұрын
  • I swear this movie always makes you wonder if your mind has been erased in the past 😂

    @josephchristiansen1803@josephchristiansen180317 күн бұрын
    • Lmao 😂

      @t99155@t99155Күн бұрын
  • I mean with the noisy cricket, K freaking out’s appropriate. J did flag him, what, twice?

    @silversolitaire1519@silversolitaire151917 күн бұрын
    • True, though K also failed to warn J about the recoil or power of the noisy cricket. Obviously J should have known better than to flag him, but not telling someone about a firearm is pretty bad too.

      @patrickdix772@patrickdix7729 күн бұрын
  • Tommy Lee Jones is 77 years old as of 2024 when I’m writing this message and he looks the exact same today as he did in this movie.

    @markb3451@markb345114 күн бұрын
    • …no he doesn’t. His age has been showing for a while. He looked like a middle aged man in this movie. He looks like a senior citizen now.

      @uome20bukz@uome20bukz8 күн бұрын
  • OH MY GOD at 6:07 there's a picture of the cat that say's "Orion" how did j not see that

    @chasesmith5216@chasesmith521617 күн бұрын
    • (in a Ryan George voice) "Because then the movie would've been too short."

      @pbdye1607@pbdye160717 күн бұрын
  • gotta love as the movie goes on, "Edgar" rots away, nice detail

    @BaseballRoscoe25@BaseballRoscoe255 күн бұрын
  • 3:02 lmao always loved the way K smirked like "yeah you got me" 😂

    @t99155@t99155Күн бұрын
  • It's weird K is still in love with that gal after bangin' an alien queen and flirting nonstop with O.

    @610Hobbies@610Hobbies11 күн бұрын
    • He wiped his own memory after the alien queen died.

      @crimsoncrusader4829@crimsoncrusader48298 күн бұрын
  • Posted 5 hours ago??? I just looked this up for the memories.

    @LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings@LukeyBoyAndTheCatlings17 күн бұрын
  • Back then as a kid i always thought the roach man was just acting like that with his body movement cause he was trying to hold in a giant poop.

    @user-ue3xb8tz1u@user-ue3xb8tz1u7 күн бұрын
  • "Make it a happy memory" shows K was having a somewhat positive contribution to J's output 😅

    @chriswilson3126@chriswilson312611 күн бұрын
  • 0:21 if that van’s a rockin’ don’t go a knockin’ 😂

    @skwisgarskwigelf7191@skwisgarskwigelf71912 күн бұрын
  • Why is Neuralyzer in the quote in the title?

    @animathehallowed1380@animathehallowed138017 күн бұрын
    • Algorithm

      @Eg0n97@Eg0n9711 күн бұрын
    • @@Eg0n97 KZhead Algorithm makes people misspell a title when they upload?

      @animathehallowed1380@animathehallowed138011 күн бұрын
  • I always thought Edgar overturned that table of merchandise just because he was frustrated and petty but I'm only now recognizing that it was a table stacked tall with bug killer. Legitimately seen this movie more than a dozen times over the past twenty years and have only just now, in the year of our Lord 2024, realized this.

    @brendanpeltier4414@brendanpeltier4414Күн бұрын
  • If you're gonna put a quote in the video title, at least make sure it's accurate.

    @MonsterHunter267@MonsterHunter26717 күн бұрын
  • 6:14 This scene killed me as a child🤣🤣

    @lt.reubenrozeyt5716@lt.reubenrozeyt57166 күн бұрын
  • Im sorry why am i just realizing now K was a founding member of MIB 😂

    @Tilted_Krow@Tilted_Krow6 күн бұрын
  • Those computers are laughable 😂

    @BillyMcMorran@BillyMcMorran13 күн бұрын
  • Funniest part was he didnt realize its 1 of the most powerful weapons in the MiB arsenal

    @justinthebeau2590@justinthebeau25905 күн бұрын
  • You give the new guy a powerful weapon, you better brief him on it. Common sense.

    @stevenparrish3494@stevenparrish34945 күн бұрын
  • I think what he meant to say was "little person cricket neuralyzer."

    @SunnyEntity@SunnyEntity3 күн бұрын
  • who are you quoting?

    @BestSuper@BestSuper10 күн бұрын
  • 3:18 Spider-Man No Way Home, MJ gives Peter that very same coffee cup in the end.

    @ActiveNative13@ActiveNative1311 күн бұрын
    • Good eye. I think that shop just exists in New York in real life somehow.

      @aabevincent0@aabevincent011 күн бұрын
  • True what they say about the freaks in Manhattan, eh? That dude with the tow truck and .44, maaaaaaaan…

    @tommyt1971@tommyt19716 күн бұрын
  • Why does the title say neuralyzer? It’s a weapon not a memory eraser lol.

    @acerune8378@acerune8378Күн бұрын
  • 5:46 It’s on! 5:48 Please. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @deandreyoung109@deandreyoung1094 күн бұрын
  • Instead of the clip homie just uploaded one reel of the movie

    @shamusbob7969@shamusbob79693 күн бұрын
  • I keep telling my wife size doesn’t matter.

    @robertbouley7697@robertbouley76978 күн бұрын
  • i need sugar water

    @kennford@kennford2 күн бұрын
  • 5:45 Pleeeease 🙄 Average American moment 😂

    @amauriherrera6022@amauriherrera60225 күн бұрын
  • Back when will Smith was a likeable person

    @shadeofshattered3@shadeofshattered3Күн бұрын
  • Listening to will come up with that bogus explanation reminds me of what we hear when we see unexplained things from the government

    @aliholmes4977@aliholmes497717 күн бұрын
  • omg no way man

    @arielg7000@arielg700017 күн бұрын
  • will smith is a jerk

    @moonmullen9992@moonmullen99923 күн бұрын
  • Just fyi, orions belt is NOT made of three stars. The middle "star" is a nebula...

    @kylewarren5268@kylewarren526817 күн бұрын
    • I'm pretty sure these men in suits know what they're talking about.

      @user-yv7nr4kx7v@user-yv7nr4kx7v17 күн бұрын
    • No, Alnilam (ε Ori) IS a star.

      @Komoparisose@Komoparisose17 күн бұрын
    • 🤓☝️um acktuwlly

      @gavinboubal3018@gavinboubal301817 күн бұрын
    • Typical human-like small scale thinking. Stars, nebulas, it doesn't matter. Especially if you look at it from a universal scale. Please try to focus on the forest, not just one tree... sigh

      @starwind3651@starwind365117 күн бұрын
    • Many nebulas have stars in them or what is left , white dwarf etc, thats what illuminates the whole nebula.

      @ApostlePatrikWiedemann@ApostlePatrikWiedemann17 күн бұрын
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