Well, it finally happened. Batwoman Season 2 is upon us, and it's just as hilariously bad as you'd expect.
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@TheCriticalDrinker3 жыл бұрын
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@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
yes i do! ima click all these links!!
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
I'll pick up a copy later. Thanks for the links.
@Sultan-cf5wf3 жыл бұрын
The Queen's Gambit is worth a watch
@jf52973 жыл бұрын
*Salutes* Proving not all heroes wear capes!
@dudepool75303 жыл бұрын
Look, being black or a minority isn’t a character trait. And being homosexual or bisexual or whatever-sexual, certainly is not a personality point. How about writing a well fleshed out character and see what happens.
@anotherDnightmare3 жыл бұрын
Try telling that to most of the US right now. Especially university admissions offices.
@theoveranalyzingcinephile9833 жыл бұрын
Naah, it'll be fine :)))))
@psychotikgamer20103 жыл бұрын
SJW writers need to take notes from Robin on Stranger Things
@grantimusprimeofficial27323 жыл бұрын
But how would we know if they are into dick or pussy? See how your point TOTALLY unravels when you think about it for even a second????? how am i supposed to enjoy a TV show if i don't even know if the protagonist likes tiddies off screen or not?? And being a minority isn't a character trait. its a character arc, character development AND the entire storyline all in one!!
@syndrome53723 жыл бұрын
Its all about execution.
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
Batman is Batman because he trained his body and mind for decades. The most insulting thing about this show is that these people can simply put on the suit and have all his skills.
@blammers3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I had a replica Batman utility belt modeled after the one Adam West wore in everyone's favorite campy superhero show. If I had only known then, what I know now ...
@Tim_the_Enchanter3 жыл бұрын
Apparently the suit had magical powers that whole time that batman just rarely used or talked about. Reality is just that a stick on batman power which discraces the age old idea that any man can train and become a great defender of the weak. Who puts on a suit and says they are gay and gets to defend the weak? Hmm propaganda
@Hoffmanpack3 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk Not really no. The M/C of BB got his arse handed to him, a lot. It took time & the tutilage of Bruce himself to become Batman.
@jimtaylor2943 жыл бұрын
She was a martial arts teacher at a dojo so that's where her skills come from
@RD-uq4hg3 жыл бұрын
@@RD-uq4hg HAHA, 😂 funny
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
fun fact: this video got more views than the first episode of batwoman season 2
@gusfring28023 жыл бұрын
Than all of them, so far.
@mr.battle203 жыл бұрын
Lol, good spot haha!
@legendaryhamster20273 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@ConanObrien223 жыл бұрын
True , but to be fair it isn’t that hard to do!
@abehambino3 жыл бұрын
😂WTF 🤣 I just teared up😂
@MrTiny0073 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck is this suit made from...Superman?" rollin'
@danielluna76483 жыл бұрын
So now, Batman's only weakness is... kryptonite?!
@dariabusek35663 жыл бұрын
A dark skin kryptonian...that Bruce skinned
@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS3 жыл бұрын
This thread is pure gold 🤣
@Silver-Sliver3 жыл бұрын
I Batman definetly didnt skin and commit extreme bodily harm to superman. Hes just skinless because of uhm... reasons? 0_0'
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
@@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS Whos bruce?
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
“If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” To this day that still has changed my perspective on seeing heroes.
@thecoolersub3 жыл бұрын
Kinda reminds me of the start of the Arkham City game. Where you, as Bruce Wayne, get put into the city and then have to fight off Penguin and his goons. All without your suit, while handcuffed. Or in the comics where he was buried alive in his parents coffin. And then had to dig himself out before he died. He never needed the suit, it just helps him and also allows him to protect his identity.
@creeperslayer2413 жыл бұрын
I can remember a few episodes of the Animated Series where Bruce was caught without his Batsuit, so he has to use his skills to escape but also maintain his secret. He is fully capable of beating the villain but he holds back so he does not reveal his identity. His supersuit does not give him his power, it unleashes it.
@Seraph683 жыл бұрын
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you? Tony Stark: Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
@denisl27603 жыл бұрын
@@Seraph68 There was an episode called The Forgotten where Bruce was investigating homeless people going missing where he was knocked out by henchmen working for a fat gangster who kidnapped homeless people off the street and made them dig for gold ore down a mine. Bruce loses his memory for a bit an after befriending 2 of the homeless guys he regains his memory and as Batman he catches the gangster and frees all the homeless people.
@Xehanort103 жыл бұрын
@@creeperslayer241 God arkham city is one of all time favorite games. I forgot about that. Man I miss playing that.
@ErinJeanette3 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne trained for years to become Batman. Apparently, all you need is the suit.
@frankbalistreri4983 жыл бұрын
just like in Dragon Ball Super, all you have to do now to become a Super Saiyan is look for your back-tingle.
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
So this is a stealth sequel to _The Greatest American Hero_ ? Believe it or not...
@greatestscott65993 жыл бұрын
You guys do remember how Earthworm Jim got his super suit? Guess it’s quite common they come falling from the sky 😆
@Blechfuchs3 жыл бұрын
No. White males have to train for years. Women just need the suit.
@ringowunderlich22413 жыл бұрын
When a piece of fabric become the character instead of just a disguise.
@lonewolf0313 жыл бұрын
"Hey, let's choose a black woman to be Ruby Rose's replacement! This way we can pass a message against racism!" "Brilliant! And what's her backstory?" "Homeless former criminal."
@starkillersneed2 жыл бұрын
Holy Fuck!!! How did i never see this? Why the fuck doesn't this comment have more likes?🤣🤣
@mayanksharma3651 Жыл бұрын
I can perfectly see an argument on twitter under this. "OMG YOU (I don't use twitter, but assume there's a length CAPITALISED argument here. Oh did I say argument? I meant insults.) YOU'RE WRONG!!"
@nopenope1696 Жыл бұрын
That’s not necessarily wrong to portray a black person as bad or unsuccessful, they can have struggles just like white people can. But it is pretty fun how they use that to tell a message about rascism
@bonniedykstra6722 Жыл бұрын
dang.. Def not a stereotype
@johnclaudetaylor5224 Жыл бұрын
So were did she learn to fight anyway?
@alnu8355 Жыл бұрын
I wonder what the actors think. On one hand they're "officially Hollywood." On the other, they're less popular than some random drunk guy rambling about movies online.
@SevenRiderAirForce3 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show how worthless Hollywood is and how a random drunk is more insightful, pragmatic, and talented then any of them.
@Murtaugh3953 жыл бұрын
Listening to him fix characters, he has more talent than most of the clowns who refer to themselves as writers.. even when drunk on turpentine.
@samblack53133 жыл бұрын
He’s an author of his own collection of novels and I’m sure he’s wrote a couple of characters. He from not far from me lol
@iainfraser75882 жыл бұрын
@@Murtaugh395 Damn right
@ArcaniaSkyPirateDen95162 жыл бұрын
his criticism may sound cynical but is ultimately quite on-point and many times also constructive, as he even went out of his way several times to show how to do it better + hollywood is morally, cognitively and creatively bankrupt, so it isn't hard to bash their shit, but he does it in drunken style.
@v.e.l.pianist78482 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger disparity of review scores on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics score: 84% Audience score: 17%
@jackcolston84063 жыл бұрын
I think Run Hide Fight might beat that, but in the other way round lol
@rachael10903 жыл бұрын
The critics know they'd lose their job if they dared to write anything negative about the woke wave. And most of them don't have a backbone anyway.
@jean-baptistedupont59673 жыл бұрын
This proves that critics suck
@superawesome57803 жыл бұрын
I thought Warner Bros didn’t pay critics 😂.
@sakonan48833 жыл бұрын
Q: Can this series be criticized for the pile of shit it is? Critics: Nay. For we ourselves will be criticized and cancelled by the purple-haired one ton mob that managed to push the audience score into the low double digits it doesn't deserve in the first place.
@shakawhenthewallsfell85703 жыл бұрын
I swear, every "strong" "diverse" and "feisty" heroines these days are all made from the same, insultingly stereotypical, and unoriginal mold.
@MrsGiggles3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't mind some "strong heroin" myself after watching Batwoman.
@daralenoach3 жыл бұрын
@@daralenoach I will second that
@melvinplaysgaming40303 жыл бұрын
They actually really do come in grades of anti-male. Sometimes it is insulting, sometimes it is like getting kicked in the balls five times in a row.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@Cara Salusc "Loved unconditionally" May God help me, that farce they portray wounds me in laughter.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@Cara Salusc “Proven success” Have strong, diverse female ever been a successful formula?
@Imlaor253 жыл бұрын
"You need to upgrade the costume." "Um, no? It's literal perfection." "It will be... When it fits a black woman."
@Malganis853 жыл бұрын
They realy Say this?
@SubZero-hs9xc2 жыл бұрын
Black women have more curves. It will have to be altered again
@Geezer-yf8hv2 жыл бұрын
A black, lesbian, vegan, woke woman!
@mgabor69362 жыл бұрын
@@mgabor6936 don’t forgot the actor being fat, and having purple hair.
@bullymaguire63882 жыл бұрын
In a wheelchair...
@corb56542 жыл бұрын
Batwoman: gets shot and doesn’t even flinch Also, batwoman: gets punched and kicked by Alice and gets hurt
@factsdontcareaboutyourfeel77473 жыл бұрын
Remember the only thing that can pierce the suit is kryptonite. AND NO I DIDNT SKIN SUPERMAN I SWEAR
@colonistinternetgangster89603 жыл бұрын
Girlpower!
@thepericlesof84493 жыл бұрын
Well the gum does identify as male... so go with that.
@newtpondskipper2 жыл бұрын
"Lets make our female character even more diverse: lets make her black! Now, what should her back story be?" "She's a released convict on probation." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CynicalOldDwarf3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget about the part of her living in a van down by the river/bay, too.
@alrysin31543 жыл бұрын
Right how do they actually think that's any of this is remotely what viewers want to see. Some preachy crap and not even worth the crap.
@Hoffmanpack3 жыл бұрын
That's the most believable part of the show
@scottjohnstontheii92873 жыл бұрын
LOL good catch!
@metaljacket81283 жыл бұрын
@@alrysin3154 and a hacker
@devintariel37693 жыл бұрын
The Drinker bears our burdens so we don't have to.
@chriswoo56313 жыл бұрын
Well said
@user-ce5yh3zx4v3 жыл бұрын
He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need.
@michaelangelabreuburgos55013 жыл бұрын
Blessed be The Drinker.
@dougsmith62623 жыл бұрын
Glad he watched it because I never will. Thanks for taking one for the team drinker! I know it must have been painful 😂
@Davidsmith-go9oz3 жыл бұрын
Preach
@undefined71413 жыл бұрын
“So Fake Bruce goes after Diverse Batwoman with the Shitmobile” sounds like the setup to a joke..
@casedistorted3 жыл бұрын
Isn't it, though?
@greatestscott65993 жыл бұрын
There is no punchline. That is the joke.
@oneandonlysound34533 жыл бұрын
@@oneandonlysound3453 the joke is the show.
@calumzmemez50753 жыл бұрын
"All I have are negative thots" - Joker
@khaeugriefshade64563 жыл бұрын
*CW
@m359263 жыл бұрын
THOUGHTS
@MrCraigbry3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry he didnt stutter
@viletoxxie3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry normie
@Wade_Fucking_Wilson3 жыл бұрын
@@MrCraigbry no sh*t, how did you know?
@choklibhai18573 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful" Is just about the worst line I've ever heard.
@sp_freely70553 жыл бұрын
"The suit is literal perfection." "It will be, when it fits a woman."
@Stanos_13 жыл бұрын
It's remarkably awful.
@cousinzeke48883 жыл бұрын
H4xwell Edison everything in that one line goes against literally everything that batman stood for.
@ayeyefookinw0tm8593 жыл бұрын
Indeed. That line must be referring to her flatulence.
@silvernova3543 жыл бұрын
That line would be cringe in a womens leg razor commercial
@jiggycalzone85853 жыл бұрын
“A show so relentlessly, comically woke that it was guaranteed to repel anyone who don’t dye their hair purple and weigh less than a metric ton.” This needs to be the show’s tag line.
@Ars-Nova2583 жыл бұрын
"Woke" just means antiwhite.
@concernedpatriot70563 жыл бұрын
@@concernedpatriot7056 Plus antistraight and antimen.
@JoakimOtamaa3 жыл бұрын
No. You're all incorrect. It simply means "anti". With all their circular and contradictory logic, they have no other function than to hate everything.
@vinculaomega52833 жыл бұрын
I've always thought "woke" meant "being needlessly arrogant about accepting people different from yourself, while still reducing them to caricatures of human beings".
@louisduarte87633 жыл бұрын
I can't blame Ruby Rose for abandoning ship after the first season. If you were nearly paralyzed for a role, and this was the result, you'd run away as fast as your thankfully still functioning legs could carry you.
@mariokarter133 жыл бұрын
I love how they made the show about the suit and not the character. Apparently the suit has more stage presence than any of the people involved 😂
@lonewolf0313 жыл бұрын
You know what's really fitting? Just a day or two after the Drinker posted this review, it had more views than the actual episode itself did (The season 2 premiere episode's ratings were approximately 660, 000 viewers, whereas the Drinker's review of it got over 700, 000 views in a day or two)!
@Adamguy20033 жыл бұрын
that’s awesome
@bramlackman-mincoff66163 жыл бұрын
yo, just checking in at 1.3 mil.
@bbbmarko12 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful." Sounds like something a 4 year girl would say while wearing a cheap Wonder Woman Halloween costume
@brainrich13583 жыл бұрын
She would still be a more believable hero than what we got...
@johannderjager41463 жыл бұрын
That's what I say to myself everytime I'm in bed with a new chick then going off like Krakatoa two minutes later saying "oops.. sorry.. zzzzzzz...."
@Roflcrabs3 жыл бұрын
Actually I would mind a show like that.. about a little girl who finds a cheap superhero custom there makes her feel powerful in a world of distrust.. it’s would be better then this idiotic circus..
@bacht47993 жыл бұрын
I mean that's probably the average age of the people in the writers room
@gmualum083 жыл бұрын
That sounds cute actually. Unlike this shit show.
@asch79063 жыл бұрын
Batman skinning Superman and turning him into an invincible Batsuit sounds like an awesome angle for an evil Batman.
@IamBlackToast3 жыл бұрын
Or a VERY DARK TIMELINE Batman: That’s MADNESS. I .... won’t Supes: There’s no... other way... Bruce Batman:....
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
Wow you're right, if the show had focused on that season 2 would have been great
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
Uummm.....
@timefallfarmer39123 жыл бұрын
Slow down there satan...
@jackdeespadas3 жыл бұрын
And far more entertaining then this crock of shit
@blastoiseboi84723 жыл бұрын
Remember when persons in the bat-family actually trained, to be able to fight properly. Good times.
@toanaboogegefrancis72213 жыл бұрын
It is quite fitting that the characters of this show make such a big deal about the bat suit. The real Batman didn't place that much importance in the suit because he *made* it and to him it was simply one of the many tools in his arsenal. It was Bruce Wayne that made the bat suit special. But these clowns can't ever hope to do the same, so they hope that using Batman's suit will make them special.
@reoden75462 жыл бұрын
"So fake Bruce goes after diverse Batwoman in the shitmobile...." Somehow that line seems like a fitting epitaph for the entirety of the CW network.
@jasontorrens6263 жыл бұрын
It's funny because shows and movies are often referred to as "vehicles" for a particular actor's career path, and the CW shows themselves end up being shitmobiles that drive someone's career into ruins.
@coupdeforce3 жыл бұрын
Minivan outruns $hitmobile. 👌😎 As legit as my country's last election. 🇺🇸
@gabrielboorom61963 жыл бұрын
The new shows are lacking, but series like supernatural were bad ass! Problem is CW doesn’t have a good budget to make anything really great. We have to give them credit for bringing in the DC crisis of the multiverse. Problem is they don’t know where to go from there and now WB want to take it from here..... probably for the best.
@adrastoso97273 жыл бұрын
Jeez boi, now that i see it written down its even more comic. Im crying :DDD
@jasicjan3 жыл бұрын
That line is fucking hilarious
@thebatman42792 жыл бұрын
The Critical Drinker, he's watching all of Batwoman episodes, so we don't have to. He's _the hero we deserved and needed right now_
@-Raylight3 жыл бұрын
He's the real MVP
@TSPH19923 жыл бұрын
His super power is an indestructible liver. His only weakness is rehab
@dyerseve453 жыл бұрын
For the good of the city
@durkadurka50443 жыл бұрын
A drunk Knight. A not so silent Protector..
@lucki47803 жыл бұрын
Still without this worthless crap the studios are putting out there would be no material for the comedic gold the Drinker puts out. Every hero needs a villain.
@jeffk4643 жыл бұрын
Apparently, just putting on the Batsuit infuses you with Batman's skills and decades worth of training.
@09spidy3 жыл бұрын
Before the show existed, I saw the poster for Batwoman on a bus that was passing by and told my sister it was gonna to be trash. She didn't believe me and look what happened.
@mollybrown34353 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was so obvious it was going to be trash. The show had no chance
@emmanzi_3 жыл бұрын
They act like the bat suit is just an invincibility costume, when in reality Batman was a clever intelligent guy who made all his own gadgets and was a great detective, AND worked out, trained hard, got buff, and the suit was in most instances just a costume, not armor let alone invincibility. He took a beating, he got injured, and he was badass. This shit is cheap and lame and does no service to anyone. It just looks silly!
@Elidrys3 жыл бұрын
But muh easy empowerment! I do't 'HATE' when the batsuit has armour woven into it like kevlar plating. It makes Batman's survival rate vs a hail of gunfire a little easier to accept. But the CW is clearly trying to turn it into Ironman armour in order to elevate complete nobodies who haven't put the work into being Batman. Also... Kryptonite bullet? Wtf? Kryptonite isn't particularly dense or sharp.... Is the Batsuit woven out of Superman's body hair...? (Which isn't a terrible idea tbh... I don't hate that xD The idea of Superman keeping all his hair and beard clippings and regularly shaving his pecs for his best friend to sew into a suit is the kind of adorable levity and friendship Supes and Batman are supposed to have)
@mrbibb39483 жыл бұрын
It was always a armour post seventies
@jagtech4903 жыл бұрын
But it was never what ever the hell batowman thinks it is
@jagtech4903 жыл бұрын
you know what? im rew-atching batman: the animated series, and despite the rushed tramas is a reallly amazing show that knows how to put bruce in a pickle in a credible manner, it feels (rushed, YET) organic how trouble appears to him and hes forced to analyze and overcome the situation: from mind controlling villains bullying him trough his personal demons to the jocker wacky yet elaborated plans. indeed, this looks like the W.O.R.S.T of an 80's PC show... but with lesbians... HOW THE FUCK U MANAGE TO MAKE LESBIANS MAKING OUT UNNAPEALING IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING, but here we areeeee, here we areeeee
@theALTF43 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched the series.....and I won't, tbh I haven't watched a series since Gotham. But do they at least flesh out Barbara as girl trying to meet the high expectations and standards of the hero she emulates (batman) and have her figure out who she is and what kind of hero she will be now that she's solo?
@josiahlutchman49133 жыл бұрын
“Time to be powerful” (Ratings collapse) (Sad trombone sound)
@SheldonAdama173 жыл бұрын
Supervillains are less obsessed with power than SJW "heroes".
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
Dr Strange: "I seriously don't know how you fit that head into your cowl"
@jakubrejak11143 жыл бұрын
That t'weren't no twombone. That was the long, drawn-out death-rattle of a political philosophy suffering from terminal flatulence.
@theradgegadgie63523 жыл бұрын
You Got The Price... WROOONG (I cannot write the tune XD)
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
It’s time to be powerful!!
@boyswhoweargirlspanties38613 жыл бұрын
It’s somewhat funny that the batsuit is treated like Iron Man’s suit where it is where all the power is in.
@Predator203572 жыл бұрын
"What is the suit made of, superman?" I like that. That was hilarious.
@GR3GORY903 жыл бұрын
They're treating the suit like it's a green lantern ring, that the suit gives them powers. If anything the suit makes it harder to fight, it just protects you. It's bulky armour. Maybe they thought they were writing for a lesbian version of the Power Rangers?
@xipheonj3 жыл бұрын
Yeha well sjws are all obsessed with what on the outside, not the inside. So its not a quantum leap for them to write a show where power comes from some stupid outter layer rather than true inner strength and character.
@raphk95993 жыл бұрын
The writers are confusing batman with iron-man
@zillaquazar3 жыл бұрын
@@raphk9599 Truly the most underrated comment I've read all week. The perfect explanation
@Iron-Blurr3 жыл бұрын
@@Iron-Blurr I also love the Drinker's "Excalibur" analogy in which the suit just seems to drift around from actress to actress until it finds someone who's "worthy".
@HerrEllsworth3 жыл бұрын
it's not the toys that makes the bat, it's the will to win even under the worst circumstances
@nightgodd78653 жыл бұрын
I can’t stop laughing at “Discount Morgan Freeman”
@donstarlancer3 жыл бұрын
me either....like you find him in The Reject Store
@scottallison22963 жыл бұрын
*cue maniacally laughing Jack Torrance*
@gokaury3 жыл бұрын
That's one huge discount then ... unlike regular Black Fridays.
@piotrd.48503 жыл бұрын
Smart joke, funny n spot on
@MR.MR.883 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
@MrHawger3 жыл бұрын
So let me get this *straight* ... A random girl who committed crimes ( i assume looting or some other *trendy* stuff in the n'hood ) and is under a probation ( or whatever you call it in the US ) claims ( finders keepers like a true hobo ) the batsuit out of the wreckage and just starts using it. Next thing we know she will be using *someone* else's resuorces to keep up her operation. Gonna put some 25 inch rims on that batmobile aren't you...
@milanmocik35913 жыл бұрын
They should just went by Wallis Day replacing Rose as Kate early and continue how last season ended.
@uncannydcmarvelous57323 жыл бұрын
That wouldn't suprise me
@xminusone1 Жыл бұрын
The difference between this show, and a three year old's finger painting, is a three year old's finger painting is actual art, and has some integrity.
@evanblake52523 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even ironically funny anymore, just a waste of time and money that could be used on much better shows. Smallville done it 100 times better almost 2 decades ago...
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
thats the difference, it was made 2 decades ago
@loonylunaticmaxhammer34013 жыл бұрын
@@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 ahhh the early 2000s before woke bullshit took over our lives, a simpler time.🤤
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
That was back in the day when studios actually cared about what stories they told.
@popmonika3 жыл бұрын
@@popmonika before diversity, sex, race and political views were on the top of these companies agendas. I miss the days of actual character development and plot, I guess It really is go woke go broke...
@DMM96193 жыл бұрын
Damn now you guys got me feeling nostalgic for Smallville.
@augustday94833 жыл бұрын
Batman: Highly trained, highly skilled, highly intelligent. Spent years honing his abilities. Batwoman: Puts on a suit and can automatically fight guys 2-3 times her size. Knowledgeable Viewer: Whut Critics: Go gUrL!
@Thundarius3 жыл бұрын
Wamyns of color power!
@goodcitizen45873 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk Wrong. I don't feel like writing a paragraph about it so I'll wait for the Comic Boom fans to rush in
@OneFascistBoi3 жыл бұрын
@Gentleman Murk that’s true.. I think there are comics where you see her training but not here.. for be honest I not always fan of Catwoman .. she is a great character and interesting but sometimes she is annoying in my opinion.. not saying she is annoying just my personal opinion..
@bacht47993 жыл бұрын
Well this batwoman anyway, Kate kane has training
@EM-vw7im3 жыл бұрын
Shotgun: *Cocks*
@ImpetuouslyInsane3 жыл бұрын
My takeaway? Moral of the story is - SJW's could literally have something important fall out of the sky into their lap as if by magic, and they still manage to completely mess it up.
@thatguy90883 жыл бұрын
I love how the second they put on the Batsuit they are able to use it's gadgets & technology without proper training, & we aren't allowed to question it.
@underworld56462 жыл бұрын
Notice that she says "It's time to be powerful" and not "It's time to help people." She's focused on her own ego, not the safety and wellbeing of the citizens. This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hero is. In case that wasn't telling enough, they have her lecture about how she deserves the hero role because of her hard life, and not because she's the best for the job.
@rossthebesiegebuilder35633 жыл бұрын
Did you expect something else from Leftists? It's a revealing Freudian slip. It's the power itself, not what you can do with it.
@docsavage86403 жыл бұрын
Not to defend the show, but you realize that her using the suit for herself was something they displayed as being wrong? She realized that the suit isn't only for her at the end.
@JohnDoe976373 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe97637 Yeah, well, they did this with Spider-man a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago and did it far fucking better.
@heyyou94723 жыл бұрын
@@heyyou9472 It's done with almost everyone to be honest, but this complaint about CW not understanding what a hero is is just wrong. Feels like they're looking for reasons.
@JohnDoe976373 жыл бұрын
@@JohnDoe97637 Well, it’s an opinion, atleast. Either that, or it’s so painfully “progressive” and shoves shit into the viewer’s face.
@heyyou94723 жыл бұрын
I think the CW is confused, here let me help. The Batsuit is armor not Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.
@TheArchangel9113 жыл бұрын
They turned a utility suit into a hi-tech exoskeleton
@dv92393 жыл бұрын
Even then, there were villains who stole his suit but were beaten in the end.
@UserLb-ep1yt3 жыл бұрын
Even the Iron Man suit took time to learn to control. Was built up over time. This whole "I'm good and everything because vagina" is ridiculous. I pointed this out to my wife back when the new "Star Wars" came out, now she can't unsee it from everything lol.
@asleeperj3 жыл бұрын
@@UserLb-ep1yt people forget batman has had to fight and outmanuever enemies literally with nothing not even his suit on so many occasions and still managed to win
@nightgodd78653 жыл бұрын
@@nightgodd7865 I watched the first couple of episodes of season 1 then never watched again because it was so bad....looks like I haven't missed anything since then?
@MrManfly3 жыл бұрын
I love that we just speed past the main character not thinking another person is worthy of care until she finds out she’s gay. It’s such a repulsive and vicious mindset to have, yet it’s just the way shit is today.
@slipperysloper3721 Жыл бұрын
I really appreciate the pain you are going through for making this videos
@constantinreisky67593 жыл бұрын
"Why the f*ck are you throwing up?" "Ah maybe she read the script for this episode" that was gold
@boejidenthepotato89303 жыл бұрын
😂 I literally burst out lmao
@ajjohnson073 жыл бұрын
"BATWOMAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS A LESBIAN" bruh they really need to stop with this woke shit
@calamitycruz46143 жыл бұрын
But how else will they prove that they don’t need to be canceled by Twitter?
@taygray64243 жыл бұрын
@@taygray6424 haha good point
@calamitycruz46143 жыл бұрын
Get woke ,go broke , its simple math bruh
@Jack-lb9wv3 жыл бұрын
ah yes, how dare they have a lesbian
@DANIELGORMANN3 жыл бұрын
@@DANIELGORMANN The problem is that they make such a big deal about it, as if to say “look at me, I’m woke for having a gay character.” Batwoman was a lesbian in the comics, and in the show, in both cases removed from the military because of that fact. It matters for her character. But the show keeps needing to show off how woke it is even beyond that, despite the fact that they’re just adapting someone else’s work.
@willieearles31513 жыл бұрын
“Jesus wept” best quote of the year
@energydrinksandcigarettes923 жыл бұрын
"What is this suit made of?" "Superman"😂😂😂
@shronsharma97973 жыл бұрын
Yeah, nothing says "oppressed homeless person with no income or job options" like freshly-styled hair, jewelry on the ears, and pro makeup.🤣
@alexpayne59143 жыл бұрын
And living in a nice van down by the river.
@SilvrSavior3 жыл бұрын
Homeless people have smart phones ... they’re just ZTE / Huawei etc.
@hunterericson67823 жыл бұрын
A van with a nightlight that magically doesn't run down the battery.
@cormoran23033 жыл бұрын
@@hunterericson6782 Maybe in LA but not in the rest of the world haha
@halowerder33563 жыл бұрын
She’s pretty impoverished in the USA. By US standards, poverty often means having all that plus an apartment with all the basic appliances, a car, smartphone, one or more movie streaming accounts, a laptop, and at least one dog.
@kolbywilliams72343 жыл бұрын
"I'm allowed to steal stuff because im oppressed" Why is this show so REALISTIC
@blacktaco11443 жыл бұрын
LMAO I laughed way too hard at that 😂
@Shipwreck151513 жыл бұрын
wait for the next episode: I gave back the stuff that didnt belong to me after i got bored with it, so now give me a new toy.
@Luckma13 жыл бұрын
Is that right? Gee, then I wonder why we have the biggest incarcerated population per capita in the history of the world with the overwhelming majority being poor people and minorities. Our incarcerated population is greater than the next 11 countries COMBINED...but sure, run with your self-delusion that "oppressed people get to steal stuff cuz they're oppressed." Ridiculous.
@Israel-nb7ip3 жыл бұрын
@@Shipwreck15151 I have no idea why cuz it's so obviously false...and not funny at all. I guess jingling a set of keys in your face .makes you laugh, huh?
@Israel-nb7ip3 жыл бұрын
@@Israel-nb7ip welp looks like we found Mr. Oppressed here. Oh boo hoo criminals are put in jail. Cry me a fucking river.
@Shipwreck151513 жыл бұрын
The Drinker has added time to my life. I’ve never watched even one episode of this, and now I know I do not need to.
@TheInnerParty3 жыл бұрын
I love how just anyone knows exactly how to fight and do super hero stuff without going through the years of training that batman does.
@mdwwarren4851 Жыл бұрын
Batwoman was why Joker was laughing at the end of the movie.
@MirandaSinistra3 жыл бұрын
Head canon accepted.
@dudepool75303 жыл бұрын
That is brilliant! And I will completely accept it as fact.
@bridgetsilver73323 жыл бұрын
"You wouldn't get it"
@gabrielcomim43453 жыл бұрын
Dont tempt them, theyll make it cannon
@joey64373 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielcomim4345 now I get it.
@TooTsaka3 жыл бұрын
When will these “writers” finally understand that sexual orientation, race and gender are NOT character traits? A shit character is not redeemed by the fact that they check some diversity boxes.
@Garrus19953 жыл бұрын
Garrus1995 I personally feel sorry for the representation of the LGBT community, as I know tons of gay people who’s least interesting trait is being gay, yet that is the only thing most people get in movies. The characteristic of being gay.
@ayeyefookinw0tm8593 жыл бұрын
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 can confirm: we want better representation
@mayamendez92503 жыл бұрын
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 Thats me. Hello. Seriously, its tragic.
@m00nrac00n3 жыл бұрын
The stupid thing is they gave explanation as to how Batwoman is so physically able, but this new girl doesn’t have any backstory as to how she’s able to move around so well. Not every criminal is capable of great physician feat, the shitty comic at least made her a veteran, AMD Batman went through training before being able to fight well.
@lc92453 жыл бұрын
They do it because there's plenty of DUMB people who say crap like "rEpReSenTaTioN MatTeRs.. ItS NoT So bAD.. StOp NiTPiCkinG"
@thelink67563 жыл бұрын
Any show or movie that tries to focus on being "politically correct" or "diverse" just to please the sjw's instead of focusing on just creating a good quality show is already trash in my book. Don't even need to watch it to find out
@SGT_DOVAL3 жыл бұрын
Ruby Rose has as much muscle mass as a skeleton and the looks to boot. Hilarious that she would be able to hit anything bigger than a fly.
@ididyermom32732 жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful." Holy cringe, Batman!
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord3 жыл бұрын
i love your avatar!! be well. 👽
@sebastianrutkowski73163 жыл бұрын
"That's right old chum. Fortunately I always carry around a can of memory reversal spray, for occasions just like this."
@DarkNova503 жыл бұрын
We Batlieve.
@emiliomarbanjr3 жыл бұрын
We always Batlieve.
@boyswhoweargirlspanties38613 жыл бұрын
Guess she’s only powerful when she’s wearing a man made suit of armor that can not be harmed. 🤷🏽♂️
@elcid90543 жыл бұрын
This show is the equivalent to throwing money into a fire. The ratings for this first episode were even lower than the lowest expectations
@hereontatooine46233 жыл бұрын
Their only two options are to cancel the show which will hurt their ego or continue to lose money over and over.
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
It's not about money, it's about sending a message
@alidaraie3 жыл бұрын
and yet they continue with this abomination!
@shadywaitamin24093 жыл бұрын
@@shadywaitamin2409 the only good thing about the show is seeing people roast it.
@rascoehunter36083 жыл бұрын
Most of the viewership is KZhead reactors trying to make a buck. 😉
@Stevarooni3 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious and saved me an hour of my life. Thank you!
@miss.toonslover3 жыл бұрын
As a wise superhero once said, “If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
@colewoods7535 Жыл бұрын
She survived the bullet with her oppression force field, shes black and a woman, so all she needs is to be trans or gay and her force field would be greater then iron man armor
@MrOrcshaman3 жыл бұрын
All that is left for her is to get a free current Gen console just for her race and gender while she complains that she should get free videogames too.
@spark1543 жыл бұрын
When in that case her fierce field is greater than iron man's armor.. because they made it clear early on that she is gay. Need to check as many boxes as possible, you know!
@robskalas3 жыл бұрын
much better explanation than i could ever have, cus i mean, Kryptonite works against Sups not because it's just a random powerful element in the periodic table but because it messes up with Superman's metabolism, and it only levels him to normie levels of being at that but because of the quick decompensation, he staggers to the point of stunning him. The fucking bullet could have been made out of tampons and it could have worked the same.
@D0NU753 жыл бұрын
no wonder fake-bruce couldnt hurt her, he is straight, white and male. he is lacking several diversity points in order to be stronger than her.
@obiwankenobi6613 жыл бұрын
She is gay don't you worry.
@TheBuilderize3 жыл бұрын
Batwoman writers: Ryan is an ex-convict trying to make a positive change in her life Also batwoman writers: Nah she's black we can't have her going to prison. We'll say she was wrongly accused
@elvibora62183 жыл бұрын
I dont necessarily like batwoman, but The flash went to prison but wrongly convicted. Dont see people complaining about that. Im just saying, this isnt a valid argument
@mseandimitriusk76363 жыл бұрын
@@mseandimitriusk7636 The issue is that _every_ "good" character cannot have flaws at all. A former criminal working towards redemption is infinitely more interesting than what we got. Just like with Ruby Rose, they sanded down any interesting flaws for virtue points.
@patchmoulton54383 жыл бұрын
@@mseandimitriusk7636 yeah, but in flash's case He hadnt done anything wrong and just was wrongfully accused, meanings it was just a case of injustice, not a whole redemption ark How ever, in batwomans case they want to make it both about redemption and injustice( Which is contradicting) like why would you seek redemption if you havent done anything fundamentally wrong.
@mohammedalubaid87783 жыл бұрын
The most unbelievable part of that setup? A woman going to prison in the first place....
@thundercricket46343 жыл бұрын
@@thundercricket4634 What's next, the ex-husband getting custody of the children?
@EverettBurger3 жыл бұрын
They could of at least hired some female MMA Fighter for this role
@imnackeredsirnackered9483 жыл бұрын
@Munnawar Khan if MMA women look like men, call me gay-
@hunterofthebigfootwithinte56093 жыл бұрын
@Munnawar KhanI believe in muscular women supremacy
Fun fact... According to wikipedia this video has more viewers than the 1st episode of season 2. Almost double!
@boogaboogaboogaable3 жыл бұрын
I'm a poor homeless criminal but all my clothes are brand new.
@tRav2853 жыл бұрын
And designer
@matrix26uk3 жыл бұрын
not to mention make-up is on point. i guess social security goes to all the best brands.
@Gouhllit3 жыл бұрын
To play against expectations, it looks like they made her a petty thief as well.
@jeffreystayman3753 жыл бұрын
I guess she took part in few BLM riots and visited few shops with the crowd ;)
@MrDeothor3 жыл бұрын
Sticky fingers.
@midgetydeath3 жыл бұрын
I love how she struggles to get her self dressed like she's never dressed herself before, then manages to just be better and stronger than everyone. Did the writers know the suit doesn't have its own power?
@bluesifer82383 жыл бұрын
You got it wrong, pal. The suit IS the Batman. It is sentient and gives super powers to the host, kind like Venom. How else do you think a tiny woman like Ruby Rose can lift a guy twice her weight?
@Noperare3 жыл бұрын
Dude your not woke enough, you got to believe in girl power ..... Hahahah😂😂🤣😅
@sethzimmerman63463 жыл бұрын
@@Noperare The 2020 Batwoman suit may work like that, but the original Batman and batwoman suit's have no real power, apart form they were well designed and strong af. The original Batwoman and Batman also has never had superpowers they were both strong and smart through training and education respectively, (although he managed to bankrupt his own company so his business skills need some work.) and aided along by gadgets and helpers.
@bluesifer82383 жыл бұрын
@@Noperare Not sure if serious...
@mrgabest3 жыл бұрын
@@mrgabest he was clearly joking lol
@denisl27603 жыл бұрын
Bruh I've been trying to find you channel! My brother showed me a video of yours last year and I haven't been able to find it until now. Love you videos and spot on as I remember.
@danieljeffery29053 жыл бұрын
7:08 I used to answer, 'she's the protagonist,' but in this case 'she's the most diverse' It's almost like they're using eugenics to determine who lives and who dies in movies now.
@nopenope1696 Жыл бұрын
"Time to be powerful." *sound of a lighter being flicked*
@viscountrainbows64523 жыл бұрын
Smoking crack? They are very good at that
@redwojak51823 жыл бұрын
The Dude from Postal approves
@matts47503 жыл бұрын
“Lil Wayne? Is that you?”
@MasterPodi3 жыл бұрын
That sounds about right considering she magically learns martial arts after wearing the suit.
@aminthemar3 жыл бұрын
Bobbi Draper in power armor:
@Johnny-rx4hs3 жыл бұрын
Batwoman writers: "How are we going to get the batsuit into Ryan's hands? It can't just fall out of the sky...."
@magnusblick67673 жыл бұрын
Shortly after. Writers: Never mind. It can.
@Xehanort103 жыл бұрын
Warner Brothers should've extended their "no Bat family" rule to more than just Batman, the robins, Batgirl, and added Batwoman. it would've save so much money and it would've saved Ruby Rose's rep
@Howlabunga9 ай бұрын
The "yass queen slay" has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@MrJose5393 жыл бұрын
"....but she's gay, so that makes everything OK." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@karlepaul66323 жыл бұрын
Yes, when you're trying to "indoctrinate" your audience. That's why this shit is still on the airwaves.
@HerrEllsworth3 жыл бұрын
Kate used the same logic to let a person off for nearly killing a train-ful of people as well as blackmailing the mayor of gotham!!
@popmonika3 жыл бұрын
It's woke stuff like this that is going to make people accept gay people less and less
@jankoleon37853 жыл бұрын
Bruce Wayne spent years and years training with master martial artists and ninjas. Studied technology, chemistry, psychology and tactics. Worked out to become the peak of human physical condition. Became the greatest detective in the world. All to prepare himself to become Batman. Some girl finds a batsuit and automatically becomes "Batwoman" throwing batarangs and jumping on buildings and knocking out guys twice her size... The audacity of CW
@reddjustaguy15983 жыл бұрын
Well we all know they miss the point of the source material, that's what makes it hilarious. Batman, and the whole bat family, are detectives. The whole point is that they solve crimes, kicking asses is just comes with that territory. They can attribute physical prowess to "it's the suit" all they want, but there's no way to just gift this character with those Sherlock Holmes-level observational and investigative skills, which is the core of what the Bat franchise is all about.
@alexpayne59143 жыл бұрын
Man think about what a wasted oppertunity that was, she could have been weak to start with and completly reliant on the gadgets and then slowly over the season start becoming more poficient, it would have provided good character advancment as well as showing how diffrent the new Batwoman is from the old one (could have also had some more intresting choreography).
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
When you put it like that... my eyes are open now
@glenmcl3 жыл бұрын
@@VampireNewl It never stops amazing me how much more brilliant KZhead commenters can be than professional screenwriters. Because this actually would have been interesting to watch.
@MichaelCravith3 жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere she's got background in martial arts or some bullshit excuse like that (like she was a sensei in a dojo or whatever)... just to be fair, I'm not defending this hilariously bad dumpster fire train wreck
@ArinJager13 жыл бұрын
“JESUS WEPT!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
@Pattern51lover3 жыл бұрын
😂😂 "Jesus wept" and the way you said it with my full knowledge of the suffering you endured to make this video is gold and I'm 💀💀
@crisrustaad36692 жыл бұрын
Man, they're not even hiding the fact that these diversity hire characters don't actually have to work for anything. The bat-suit literally just fell out of the sky for her!
@ianjohnston52053 жыл бұрын
Kind of like Kamala becoming VP. You know, because she's entitled.
@rnettles62413 жыл бұрын
Someone brought up an interesting point: if the show writers wanted to make this character so strong and diverse, why did they write her as an ex convict living out of an RV by a river and not as a successful career woman or multi millionaire?
@muglymae74083 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the Biden Presidency. He had like six people show up at the Iowa caucus and then magically became the single most elected president in the history of the United States. This guy doesn’t even know if he’s wearing pants right now, but he’s the bestest ever! Way to go liberals!!! No fraud here at all! Just like it 👍
@crypthulu79003 жыл бұрын
@@crypthulu7900 Oh please, Hollywood is mostly made of crazy fucks already, we don't need the other side of the "special" spectrum to try to blend in with the reasonable ones trapped in the middle. Go raid one of your official buildings idk, be entertaining for a day to us not in the US instead of crying about losing.
@scorpixel18663 жыл бұрын
It's because they want everything for free. That's what entitled means.
@cs25283 жыл бұрын
The reason they wouldn't say that Kate was dead is because there's now a rule in Hollywood that says you can't kill off any gay characters. I think it's called the "Bury your gays" trope.
@ForcePF3 жыл бұрын
“Bury Your Gays” Moratorium Put into closet until further notice XD
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
I believe the bury your gays trope refers to the belief that gay/lesbian characters are killed off more often than straight characters in tv and movies.
@readysetnogo3 жыл бұрын
@@readysetnogo I think he means that they do it because of the "Bury your gays" accusations of that past. Now it's as the person above you said "Put your gays into the closet"
@LevattWolfheart3 жыл бұрын
Thank god for MBC censorship
@hwgwrestling92033 жыл бұрын
@@wolfscar5557 Naw, see it's just like DB Cooper. Never found. Therefore, as far as the writer(s) and CW personnel, still MIA! Genius!
@TheMaleRei3 жыл бұрын
Made of superman. Is there a batman who killed superman, skinned him, and turned him into an invincible bat-suit?
@tnr22179 ай бұрын
What i Love the most of this clip....is the truth that people hate to hear and try to Hide..thank God for you buddy...ya just won another sub
@eddyismai80033 жыл бұрын
"Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to say that you are, then you aren't." Margaret Thatcher
@Agooo134313 жыл бұрын
I like this quote.
@narev65693 жыл бұрын
@@narev6569 same
@bluebandit97153 жыл бұрын
I agree with that.
@astherielleloella-ximena4023 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's even more relevant today with the non-binary crap.
@xipheonj3 жыл бұрын
So George Arr Arr Martin pulled a Batwoman suit when he wrote "Any man who must say, 'I am the King', is no true king."?!
@EvilDoresh3 жыл бұрын
New Batwoman: Time to be powerful! The Ratings: No.
@NySnake783 жыл бұрын
69 likes I will not ruin it
@castergilgamesh17783 жыл бұрын
Let's get these likes to 420
@amanibob14163 жыл бұрын
I was 304
@TSPH19923 жыл бұрын
" Time to go powerfully broke ! "
@roseveluofficial4013 жыл бұрын
" Oh no Ruby left the production, what are we gonna do now? " " ... Hmm... have you seen Spiderverse? i mean that was a big hit "
@luijo6332 жыл бұрын
I do admire you for this review, Drinker. I'm not sure how you achieved it, as on my computer screen nearly every scene was blacked out. Was there a lighting technician on this show, or did they just run out of globes?
@pp3122 жыл бұрын
Dear Entertainment Media: 1. Your job is to entertain, not to affirm people for thinking like you do. 2. Try writing stories, rather than lectures. 3. If 1 and 2 are beneath you (or above you), you are quite literally in the wrong business. We already *have* social media.
@sterling73 жыл бұрын
They're taking orders from the ones who really control the media. Even though it loses money they have no choice.
@scifiwriter983 жыл бұрын
The entertainment industry is full of progressive activists. They dont care about entertainment, they only care about spreading their opinions
@roshambo41373 жыл бұрын
The stupidity of the kryptonite bullet and the invincible batsuit can't be overstated.
@shiravalen3 жыл бұрын
I feel they couldn't be bothered to film scenes of Batwoman taking down armed thugs using stealth and psychological warfare.
@EvilDoresh3 жыл бұрын
@@EvilDoresh right? How is an untrained petite woman going to magically beat the shit out of two men
@peterortiz11603 жыл бұрын
@@peterortiz1160 I can't and I am 1.76m dude.
@GreyDeathVaccine3 жыл бұрын
The brain brakes in thought.
@realhxq3 жыл бұрын
@@realhxq breaks*
@peterortiz11603 жыл бұрын
Man, definitely you have to do one of these videos about the new "The Equalizer" tv show, it seems its going to be unintentionally funny
@JairHernandezCastillo3 жыл бұрын
There’s plenty of time to be Batwoman when you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
@jmace24242 жыл бұрын
My name is Oliver Queen and for 3 years I've been claimed to be dead. In order to stop the anti-monitor I had to sacrifice my own life and therefore creating a new universe. But my fucking GOD I did not die for this shit!!!
@CS_GOD643 жыл бұрын
Not even Stephen Amell liked how Oliver died. He really wanted a better ending for him
@0x00Fyou3 жыл бұрын
What a fucking shame
@Drawnartist2 жыл бұрын
Arrow was awesome to begin with. Then it got shit when they started to bring in new heroes and made it way more cringey teeny.
@EarlyMist2 жыл бұрын
Writer # 1: Okay, how do we get the Bat suit to the new character?” Writer #2: “I’ve got it, we have it fall out of the sky on an airplane onto her!” Writer #1: “That is.......the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard! That has to go into our story.”
@NASkeywest3 жыл бұрын
What a shocking comment! are you actually saying that they planned out the season in advance?
@VampireNewl3 жыл бұрын
@@VampireNewl you might be giving them too much credit there mate
@kevinaustin513 жыл бұрын
They get a point for creativity in delivery system. They lose a point for why did it fall.
@halempyrion44063 жыл бұрын
No, Drinker, you must be wrong. Rottentomatoes critics give this masterpiece 83%
@giacomotognoni98657 ай бұрын
This shit got a season 2? We live in bizarro planet
@Mister_Clean3 жыл бұрын
And Daredevil got cancelled. We live in a society.
@Dxntoo3 жыл бұрын
Nah, we live in America. Well I’m assuming everyone here lives in America lol.
@sakonan48833 жыл бұрын
It's getting a season 3
@CToast2 жыл бұрын
We live in za worldo
@badassproductions47342 жыл бұрын
"and she'll do what batman never could" What? Menstruate?
@blaqstar3 жыл бұрын
Say the N- word
@CS_GOD643 жыл бұрын
her worst enemy is the Red Scare.. you mean Russians? No..
@Eternaldarkness31663 жыл бұрын
Probably have scissors and make Batman's fans gay
@itowickedcrack16533 жыл бұрын
Lactate maybe?
@nillynush48993 жыл бұрын
You all just hate this show because she’s a black woman. Sexism and racism in 2021...
@layla237943 жыл бұрын
I never understood the whole “Forcing a minority into a main “powerful” role, just to represent a minority” thing. I mean, if I were a minority, that would actually offend me and make me feel patronised.
@BlightBreedOfficial3 жыл бұрын
Many of us do feel patronized and speak on it often but we aren't the one's that get praised and heard. It's almost as if they want us to feel like victims.
@DmanDice3 жыл бұрын
@@DmanDice My theory is that putting minorities into lead roles is more about the white people feeling good about themselves than the minorities feeling good about themselves. Personally, the reason I kinda hate the representation thing is because it makes the minorities being represented seem, well, kinda bad. After so many disappointments whenever I see a show with a gay woman as a lead I groan and assume it will be bad, which is unfair. Before 2015 I would have been screaming "Take my money! I need this!" to a show about gay Batwoman. Now, honestly, I assumed it would suck before it was even released. That's how bad things have gotten.
@qty13153 жыл бұрын
TenTonKoala That's called paternalism, which is left-wing racism in disguise.
@mathi90843 жыл бұрын
@@DmanDice Yep, they want to keep you on that mental plantation for your vote at election time. Thats all it is, its sick
@MrFryhead9573 жыл бұрын
You are a minority. Whites represent less than 10% of the global population. Your mileage may vary based on whether or not you think that's a good thing, but it doesn't change the underlying facts. Soon all will be shrubbery.
@rogertheshrubber80873 жыл бұрын
I remember, when I saw the first season of Arrow a long time ago, thinking that it was the closest thing I'd get to a live action batman tv show. And my opinion has not changed.
@-hasamastersdegreeinwumbol85653 жыл бұрын
"...until she finds out shes geeeei, which appearantly makes everything okey". This is my new favourite channel.
@hangman90012 жыл бұрын
“jesus wept” you know your show is bad when the entire year of 2020 happened and the final thing to make Jesus break down into tears was your show...
@agent_w.3 жыл бұрын
Lazarus didn't kill himself. This show did.
@haillobster71543 жыл бұрын
He wept, sobbed, tuned up Linkin Park, and slit his wrists my guy
@ltcmdrtobyfox39693 жыл бұрын
“All I have are negative thoughts” Pretty much expresses everything I feel towards the CW.
@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r3 жыл бұрын
Outside of Supernatural of course.
@davidwouldntyouliketoknow21663 жыл бұрын
I miss the days when Arrow and The Flash were pretty good shows.
@icecsm163 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this got 2 seasons and swamp thing was canceled after 1 episode
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The Queen's Gambit is worth a watch
*Salutes* Proving not all heroes wear capes!
Look, being black or a minority isn’t a character trait. And being homosexual or bisexual or whatever-sexual, certainly is not a personality point. How about writing a well fleshed out character and see what happens.
Try telling that to most of the US right now. Especially university admissions offices.
Naah, it'll be fine :)))))
SJW writers need to take notes from Robin on Stranger Things
But how would we know if they are into dick or pussy? See how your point TOTALLY unravels when you think about it for even a second????? how am i supposed to enjoy a TV show if i don't even know if the protagonist likes tiddies off screen or not?? And being a minority isn't a character trait. its a character arc, character development AND the entire storyline all in one!!
Its all about execution.
Batman is Batman because he trained his body and mind for decades. The most insulting thing about this show is that these people can simply put on the suit and have all his skills.
When I was a kid I had a replica Batman utility belt modeled after the one Adam West wore in everyone's favorite campy superhero show. If I had only known then, what I know now ...
Apparently the suit had magical powers that whole time that batman just rarely used or talked about. Reality is just that a stick on batman power which discraces the age old idea that any man can train and become a great defender of the weak. Who puts on a suit and says they are gay and gets to defend the weak? Hmm propaganda
@Gentleman Murk Not really no. The M/C of BB got his arse handed to him, a lot. It took time & the tutilage of Bruce himself to become Batman.
She was a martial arts teacher at a dojo so that's where her skills come from
@@RD-uq4hg HAHA, 😂 funny
fun fact: this video got more views than the first episode of batwoman season 2
Than all of them, so far.
Lol, good spot haha!
Lmao fr
True , but to be fair it isn’t that hard to do!
😂WTF 🤣 I just teared up😂
"What the fuck is this suit made from...Superman?" rollin'
So now, Batman's only weakness is... kryptonite?!
A dark skin kryptonian...that Bruce skinned
This thread is pure gold 🤣
I Batman definetly didnt skin and commit extreme bodily harm to superman. Hes just skinless because of uhm... reasons? 0_0'
@@RAINBOWNIGTHMAREPRODUCTIONS Whos bruce?
“If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.” To this day that still has changed my perspective on seeing heroes.
Kinda reminds me of the start of the Arkham City game. Where you, as Bruce Wayne, get put into the city and then have to fight off Penguin and his goons. All without your suit, while handcuffed. Or in the comics where he was buried alive in his parents coffin. And then had to dig himself out before he died. He never needed the suit, it just helps him and also allows him to protect his identity.
I can remember a few episodes of the Animated Series where Bruce was caught without his Batsuit, so he has to use his skills to escape but also maintain his secret. He is fully capable of beating the villain but he holds back so he does not reveal his identity. His supersuit does not give him his power, it unleashes it.
Steve Rogers: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you? Tony Stark: Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.
@@Seraph68 There was an episode called The Forgotten where Bruce was investigating homeless people going missing where he was knocked out by henchmen working for a fat gangster who kidnapped homeless people off the street and made them dig for gold ore down a mine. Bruce loses his memory for a bit an after befriending 2 of the homeless guys he regains his memory and as Batman he catches the gangster and frees all the homeless people.
@@creeperslayer241 God arkham city is one of all time favorite games. I forgot about that. Man I miss playing that.
Bruce Wayne trained for years to become Batman. Apparently, all you need is the suit.
just like in Dragon Ball Super, all you have to do now to become a Super Saiyan is look for your back-tingle.
So this is a stealth sequel to _The Greatest American Hero_ ? Believe it or not...
You guys do remember how Earthworm Jim got his super suit? Guess it’s quite common they come falling from the sky 😆
No. White males have to train for years. Women just need the suit.
When a piece of fabric become the character instead of just a disguise.
"Hey, let's choose a black woman to be Ruby Rose's replacement! This way we can pass a message against racism!" "Brilliant! And what's her backstory?" "Homeless former criminal."
Holy Fuck!!! How did i never see this? Why the fuck doesn't this comment have more likes?🤣🤣
I can perfectly see an argument on twitter under this. "OMG YOU (I don't use twitter, but assume there's a length CAPITALISED argument here. Oh did I say argument? I meant insults.) YOU'RE WRONG!!"
That’s not necessarily wrong to portray a black person as bad or unsuccessful, they can have struggles just like white people can. But it is pretty fun how they use that to tell a message about rascism
dang.. Def not a stereotype
So were did she learn to fight anyway?
I wonder what the actors think. On one hand they're "officially Hollywood." On the other, they're less popular than some random drunk guy rambling about movies online.
Just goes to show how worthless Hollywood is and how a random drunk is more insightful, pragmatic, and talented then any of them.
Listening to him fix characters, he has more talent than most of the clowns who refer to themselves as writers.. even when drunk on turpentine.
He’s an author of his own collection of novels and I’m sure he’s wrote a couple of characters. He from not far from me lol
@@Murtaugh395 Damn right
his criticism may sound cynical but is ultimately quite on-point and many times also constructive, as he even went out of his way several times to show how to do it better + hollywood is morally, cognitively and creatively bankrupt, so it isn't hard to bash their shit, but he does it in drunken style.
I don't think I've ever seen a bigger disparity of review scores on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics score: 84% Audience score: 17%
I think Run Hide Fight might beat that, but in the other way round lol
The critics know they'd lose their job if they dared to write anything negative about the woke wave. And most of them don't have a backbone anyway.
This proves that critics suck
I thought Warner Bros didn’t pay critics 😂.
Q: Can this series be criticized for the pile of shit it is? Critics: Nay. For we ourselves will be criticized and cancelled by the purple-haired one ton mob that managed to push the audience score into the low double digits it doesn't deserve in the first place.
I swear, every "strong" "diverse" and "feisty" heroines these days are all made from the same, insultingly stereotypical, and unoriginal mold.
Wouldn't mind some "strong heroin" myself after watching Batwoman.
@@daralenoach I will second that
They actually really do come in grades of anti-male. Sometimes it is insulting, sometimes it is like getting kicked in the balls five times in a row.
@Cara Salusc "Loved unconditionally" May God help me, that farce they portray wounds me in laughter.
@Cara Salusc “Proven success” Have strong, diverse female ever been a successful formula?
"You need to upgrade the costume." "Um, no? It's literal perfection." "It will be... When it fits a black woman."
They realy Say this?
Black women have more curves. It will have to be altered again
A black, lesbian, vegan, woke woman!
@@mgabor6936 don’t forgot the actor being fat, and having purple hair.
In a wheelchair...
Batwoman: gets shot and doesn’t even flinch Also, batwoman: gets punched and kicked by Alice and gets hurt
Remember the only thing that can pierce the suit is kryptonite. AND NO I DIDNT SKIN SUPERMAN I SWEAR
Girlpower!
Well the gum does identify as male... so go with that.
"Lets make our female character even more diverse: lets make her black! Now, what should her back story be?" "She's a released convict on probation." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't forget about the part of her living in a van down by the river/bay, too.
Right how do they actually think that's any of this is remotely what viewers want to see. Some preachy crap and not even worth the crap.
That's the most believable part of the show
LOL good catch!
@@alrysin3154 and a hacker
The Drinker bears our burdens so we don't have to.
Well said
He's not the hero we deserve, he's the hero we need.
Blessed be The Drinker.
Glad he watched it because I never will. Thanks for taking one for the team drinker! I know it must have been painful 😂
Preach
“So Fake Bruce goes after Diverse Batwoman with the Shitmobile” sounds like the setup to a joke..
Isn't it, though?
There is no punchline. That is the joke.
@@oneandonlysound3453 the joke is the show.
"All I have are negative thots" - Joker
*CW
THOUGHTS
@@MrCraigbry he didnt stutter
@@MrCraigbry normie
@@MrCraigbry no sh*t, how did you know?
"Time to be powerful" Is just about the worst line I've ever heard.
"The suit is literal perfection." "It will be, when it fits a woman."
It's remarkably awful.
H4xwell Edison everything in that one line goes against literally everything that batman stood for.
Indeed. That line must be referring to her flatulence.
That line would be cringe in a womens leg razor commercial
“A show so relentlessly, comically woke that it was guaranteed to repel anyone who don’t dye their hair purple and weigh less than a metric ton.” This needs to be the show’s tag line.
"Woke" just means antiwhite.
@@concernedpatriot7056 Plus antistraight and antimen.
No. You're all incorrect. It simply means "anti". With all their circular and contradictory logic, they have no other function than to hate everything.
I've always thought "woke" meant "being needlessly arrogant about accepting people different from yourself, while still reducing them to caricatures of human beings".
I can't blame Ruby Rose for abandoning ship after the first season. If you were nearly paralyzed for a role, and this was the result, you'd run away as fast as your thankfully still functioning legs could carry you.
I love how they made the show about the suit and not the character. Apparently the suit has more stage presence than any of the people involved 😂
You know what's really fitting? Just a day or two after the Drinker posted this review, it had more views than the actual episode itself did (The season 2 premiere episode's ratings were approximately 660, 000 viewers, whereas the Drinker's review of it got over 700, 000 views in a day or two)!
that’s awesome
yo, just checking in at 1.3 mil.
"Time to be powerful." Sounds like something a 4 year girl would say while wearing a cheap Wonder Woman Halloween costume
She would still be a more believable hero than what we got...
That's what I say to myself everytime I'm in bed with a new chick then going off like Krakatoa two minutes later saying "oops.. sorry.. zzzzzzz...."
Actually I would mind a show like that.. about a little girl who finds a cheap superhero custom there makes her feel powerful in a world of distrust.. it’s would be better then this idiotic circus..
I mean that's probably the average age of the people in the writers room
That sounds cute actually. Unlike this shit show.
Batman skinning Superman and turning him into an invincible Batsuit sounds like an awesome angle for an evil Batman.
Or a VERY DARK TIMELINE Batman: That’s MADNESS. I .... won’t Supes: There’s no... other way... Bruce Batman:....
Wow you're right, if the show had focused on that season 2 would have been great
Uummm.....
Slow down there satan...
And far more entertaining then this crock of shit
Remember when persons in the bat-family actually trained, to be able to fight properly. Good times.
It is quite fitting that the characters of this show make such a big deal about the bat suit. The real Batman didn't place that much importance in the suit because he *made* it and to him it was simply one of the many tools in his arsenal. It was Bruce Wayne that made the bat suit special. But these clowns can't ever hope to do the same, so they hope that using Batman's suit will make them special.
"So fake Bruce goes after diverse Batwoman in the shitmobile...." Somehow that line seems like a fitting epitaph for the entirety of the CW network.
It's funny because shows and movies are often referred to as "vehicles" for a particular actor's career path, and the CW shows themselves end up being shitmobiles that drive someone's career into ruins.
Minivan outruns $hitmobile. 👌😎 As legit as my country's last election. 🇺🇸
The new shows are lacking, but series like supernatural were bad ass! Problem is CW doesn’t have a good budget to make anything really great. We have to give them credit for bringing in the DC crisis of the multiverse. Problem is they don’t know where to go from there and now WB want to take it from here..... probably for the best.
Jeez boi, now that i see it written down its even more comic. Im crying :DDD
That line is fucking hilarious
The Critical Drinker, he's watching all of Batwoman episodes, so we don't have to. He's _the hero we deserved and needed right now_
He's the real MVP
His super power is an indestructible liver. His only weakness is rehab
For the good of the city
A drunk Knight. A not so silent Protector..
Still without this worthless crap the studios are putting out there would be no material for the comedic gold the Drinker puts out. Every hero needs a villain.
Apparently, just putting on the Batsuit infuses you with Batman's skills and decades worth of training.
Before the show existed, I saw the poster for Batwoman on a bus that was passing by and told my sister it was gonna to be trash. She didn't believe me and look what happened.
Yeah, it was so obvious it was going to be trash. The show had no chance
They act like the bat suit is just an invincibility costume, when in reality Batman was a clever intelligent guy who made all his own gadgets and was a great detective, AND worked out, trained hard, got buff, and the suit was in most instances just a costume, not armor let alone invincibility. He took a beating, he got injured, and he was badass. This shit is cheap and lame and does no service to anyone. It just looks silly!
But muh easy empowerment! I do't 'HATE' when the batsuit has armour woven into it like kevlar plating. It makes Batman's survival rate vs a hail of gunfire a little easier to accept. But the CW is clearly trying to turn it into Ironman armour in order to elevate complete nobodies who haven't put the work into being Batman. Also... Kryptonite bullet? Wtf? Kryptonite isn't particularly dense or sharp.... Is the Batsuit woven out of Superman's body hair...? (Which isn't a terrible idea tbh... I don't hate that xD The idea of Superman keeping all his hair and beard clippings and regularly shaving his pecs for his best friend to sew into a suit is the kind of adorable levity and friendship Supes and Batman are supposed to have)
It was always a armour post seventies
But it was never what ever the hell batowman thinks it is
you know what? im rew-atching batman: the animated series, and despite the rushed tramas is a reallly amazing show that knows how to put bruce in a pickle in a credible manner, it feels (rushed, YET) organic how trouble appears to him and hes forced to analyze and overcome the situation: from mind controlling villains bullying him trough his personal demons to the jocker wacky yet elaborated plans. indeed, this looks like the W.O.R.S.T of an 80's PC show... but with lesbians... HOW THE FUCK U MANAGE TO MAKE LESBIANS MAKING OUT UNNAPEALING IS BEYOND MY UNDERSTANDING, but here we areeeee, here we areeeee
I haven't watched the series.....and I won't, tbh I haven't watched a series since Gotham. But do they at least flesh out Barbara as girl trying to meet the high expectations and standards of the hero she emulates (batman) and have her figure out who she is and what kind of hero she will be now that she's solo?
“Time to be powerful” (Ratings collapse) (Sad trombone sound)
Supervillains are less obsessed with power than SJW "heroes".
Dr Strange: "I seriously don't know how you fit that head into your cowl"
That t'weren't no twombone. That was the long, drawn-out death-rattle of a political philosophy suffering from terminal flatulence.
You Got The Price... WROOONG (I cannot write the tune XD)
It’s time to be powerful!!
It’s somewhat funny that the batsuit is treated like Iron Man’s suit where it is where all the power is in.
"What is the suit made of, superman?" I like that. That was hilarious.
They're treating the suit like it's a green lantern ring, that the suit gives them powers. If anything the suit makes it harder to fight, it just protects you. It's bulky armour. Maybe they thought they were writing for a lesbian version of the Power Rangers?
Yeha well sjws are all obsessed with what on the outside, not the inside. So its not a quantum leap for them to write a show where power comes from some stupid outter layer rather than true inner strength and character.
The writers are confusing batman with iron-man
@@raphk9599 Truly the most underrated comment I've read all week. The perfect explanation
@@Iron-Blurr I also love the Drinker's "Excalibur" analogy in which the suit just seems to drift around from actress to actress until it finds someone who's "worthy".
it's not the toys that makes the bat, it's the will to win even under the worst circumstances
I can’t stop laughing at “Discount Morgan Freeman”
me either....like you find him in The Reject Store
*cue maniacally laughing Jack Torrance*
That's one huge discount then ... unlike regular Black Fridays.
Smart joke, funny n spot on
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
So let me get this *straight* ... A random girl who committed crimes ( i assume looting or some other *trendy* stuff in the n'hood ) and is under a probation ( or whatever you call it in the US ) claims ( finders keepers like a true hobo ) the batsuit out of the wreckage and just starts using it. Next thing we know she will be using *someone* else's resuorces to keep up her operation. Gonna put some 25 inch rims on that batmobile aren't you...
They should just went by Wallis Day replacing Rose as Kate early and continue how last season ended.
That wouldn't suprise me
The difference between this show, and a three year old's finger painting, is a three year old's finger painting is actual art, and has some integrity.
This isn’t even ironically funny anymore, just a waste of time and money that could be used on much better shows. Smallville done it 100 times better almost 2 decades ago...
thats the difference, it was made 2 decades ago
@@loonylunaticmaxhammer3401 ahhh the early 2000s before woke bullshit took over our lives, a simpler time.🤤
That was back in the day when studios actually cared about what stories they told.
@@popmonika before diversity, sex, race and political views were on the top of these companies agendas. I miss the days of actual character development and plot, I guess It really is go woke go broke...
Damn now you guys got me feeling nostalgic for Smallville.
Batman: Highly trained, highly skilled, highly intelligent. Spent years honing his abilities. Batwoman: Puts on a suit and can automatically fight guys 2-3 times her size. Knowledgeable Viewer: Whut Critics: Go gUrL!
Wamyns of color power!
@Gentleman Murk Wrong. I don't feel like writing a paragraph about it so I'll wait for the Comic Boom fans to rush in
@Gentleman Murk that’s true.. I think there are comics where you see her training but not here.. for be honest I not always fan of Catwoman .. she is a great character and interesting but sometimes she is annoying in my opinion.. not saying she is annoying just my personal opinion..
Well this batwoman anyway, Kate kane has training
Shotgun: *Cocks*
My takeaway? Moral of the story is - SJW's could literally have something important fall out of the sky into their lap as if by magic, and they still manage to completely mess it up.
I love how the second they put on the Batsuit they are able to use it's gadgets & technology without proper training, & we aren't allowed to question it.
Notice that she says "It's time to be powerful" and not "It's time to help people." She's focused on her own ego, not the safety and wellbeing of the citizens. This is a gross misunderstanding of what a hero is. In case that wasn't telling enough, they have her lecture about how she deserves the hero role because of her hard life, and not because she's the best for the job.
Did you expect something else from Leftists? It's a revealing Freudian slip. It's the power itself, not what you can do with it.
Not to defend the show, but you realize that her using the suit for herself was something they displayed as being wrong? She realized that the suit isn't only for her at the end.
@@JohnDoe97637 Yeah, well, they did this with Spider-man a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago and did it far fucking better.
@@heyyou9472 It's done with almost everyone to be honest, but this complaint about CW not understanding what a hero is is just wrong. Feels like they're looking for reasons.
@@JohnDoe97637 Well, it’s an opinion, atleast. Either that, or it’s so painfully “progressive” and shoves shit into the viewer’s face.
I think the CW is confused, here let me help. The Batsuit is armor not Tony Stark's Iron Man suit.
They turned a utility suit into a hi-tech exoskeleton
Even then, there were villains who stole his suit but were beaten in the end.
Even the Iron Man suit took time to learn to control. Was built up over time. This whole "I'm good and everything because vagina" is ridiculous. I pointed this out to my wife back when the new "Star Wars" came out, now she can't unsee it from everything lol.
@@UserLb-ep1yt people forget batman has had to fight and outmanuever enemies literally with nothing not even his suit on so many occasions and still managed to win
@@nightgodd7865 I watched the first couple of episodes of season 1 then never watched again because it was so bad....looks like I haven't missed anything since then?
I love that we just speed past the main character not thinking another person is worthy of care until she finds out she’s gay. It’s such a repulsive and vicious mindset to have, yet it’s just the way shit is today.
I really appreciate the pain you are going through for making this videos
"Why the f*ck are you throwing up?" "Ah maybe she read the script for this episode" that was gold
😂 I literally burst out lmao
"BATWOMAN REVEALS HIMSELF AS A LESBIAN" bruh they really need to stop with this woke shit
But how else will they prove that they don’t need to be canceled by Twitter?
@@taygray6424 haha good point
Get woke ,go broke , its simple math bruh
ah yes, how dare they have a lesbian
@@DANIELGORMANN The problem is that they make such a big deal about it, as if to say “look at me, I’m woke for having a gay character.” Batwoman was a lesbian in the comics, and in the show, in both cases removed from the military because of that fact. It matters for her character. But the show keeps needing to show off how woke it is even beyond that, despite the fact that they’re just adapting someone else’s work.
“Jesus wept” best quote of the year
"What is this suit made of?" "Superman"😂😂😂
Yeah, nothing says "oppressed homeless person with no income or job options" like freshly-styled hair, jewelry on the ears, and pro makeup.🤣
And living in a nice van down by the river.
Homeless people have smart phones ... they’re just ZTE / Huawei etc.
A van with a nightlight that magically doesn't run down the battery.
@@hunterericson6782 Maybe in LA but not in the rest of the world haha
She’s pretty impoverished in the USA. By US standards, poverty often means having all that plus an apartment with all the basic appliances, a car, smartphone, one or more movie streaming accounts, a laptop, and at least one dog.
"I'm allowed to steal stuff because im oppressed" Why is this show so REALISTIC
LMAO I laughed way too hard at that 😂
wait for the next episode: I gave back the stuff that didnt belong to me after i got bored with it, so now give me a new toy.
Is that right? Gee, then I wonder why we have the biggest incarcerated population per capita in the history of the world with the overwhelming majority being poor people and minorities. Our incarcerated population is greater than the next 11 countries COMBINED...but sure, run with your self-delusion that "oppressed people get to steal stuff cuz they're oppressed." Ridiculous.
@@Shipwreck15151 I have no idea why cuz it's so obviously false...and not funny at all. I guess jingling a set of keys in your face .makes you laugh, huh?
@@Israel-nb7ip welp looks like we found Mr. Oppressed here. Oh boo hoo criminals are put in jail. Cry me a fucking river.
The Drinker has added time to my life. I’ve never watched even one episode of this, and now I know I do not need to.
I love how just anyone knows exactly how to fight and do super hero stuff without going through the years of training that batman does.
Batwoman was why Joker was laughing at the end of the movie.
Head canon accepted.
That is brilliant! And I will completely accept it as fact.
"You wouldn't get it"
Dont tempt them, theyll make it cannon
@@gabrielcomim4345 now I get it.
When will these “writers” finally understand that sexual orientation, race and gender are NOT character traits? A shit character is not redeemed by the fact that they check some diversity boxes.
Garrus1995 I personally feel sorry for the representation of the LGBT community, as I know tons of gay people who’s least interesting trait is being gay, yet that is the only thing most people get in movies. The characteristic of being gay.
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 can confirm: we want better representation
@@ayeyefookinw0tm859 Thats me. Hello. Seriously, its tragic.
The stupid thing is they gave explanation as to how Batwoman is so physically able, but this new girl doesn’t have any backstory as to how she’s able to move around so well. Not every criminal is capable of great physician feat, the shitty comic at least made her a veteran, AMD Batman went through training before being able to fight well.
They do it because there's plenty of DUMB people who say crap like "rEpReSenTaTioN MatTeRs.. ItS NoT So bAD.. StOp NiTPiCkinG"
Any show or movie that tries to focus on being "politically correct" or "diverse" just to please the sjw's instead of focusing on just creating a good quality show is already trash in my book. Don't even need to watch it to find out
Ruby Rose has as much muscle mass as a skeleton and the looks to boot. Hilarious that she would be able to hit anything bigger than a fly.
"Time to be powerful." Holy cringe, Batman!
i love your avatar!! be well. 👽
"That's right old chum. Fortunately I always carry around a can of memory reversal spray, for occasions just like this."
We Batlieve.
We always Batlieve.
Guess she’s only powerful when she’s wearing a man made suit of armor that can not be harmed. 🤷🏽♂️
This show is the equivalent to throwing money into a fire. The ratings for this first episode were even lower than the lowest expectations
Their only two options are to cancel the show which will hurt their ego or continue to lose money over and over.
It's not about money, it's about sending a message
and yet they continue with this abomination!
@@shadywaitamin2409 the only good thing about the show is seeing people roast it.
Most of the viewership is KZhead reactors trying to make a buck. 😉
This was hilarious and saved me an hour of my life. Thank you!
As a wise superhero once said, “If you’re nothing without the suit, then you shouldn’t have it.”
She survived the bullet with her oppression force field, shes black and a woman, so all she needs is to be trans or gay and her force field would be greater then iron man armor
All that is left for her is to get a free current Gen console just for her race and gender while she complains that she should get free videogames too.
When in that case her fierce field is greater than iron man's armor.. because they made it clear early on that she is gay. Need to check as many boxes as possible, you know!
much better explanation than i could ever have, cus i mean, Kryptonite works against Sups not because it's just a random powerful element in the periodic table but because it messes up with Superman's metabolism, and it only levels him to normie levels of being at that but because of the quick decompensation, he staggers to the point of stunning him. The fucking bullet could have been made out of tampons and it could have worked the same.
no wonder fake-bruce couldnt hurt her, he is straight, white and male. he is lacking several diversity points in order to be stronger than her.
She is gay don't you worry.
Batwoman writers: Ryan is an ex-convict trying to make a positive change in her life Also batwoman writers: Nah she's black we can't have her going to prison. We'll say she was wrongly accused
I dont necessarily like batwoman, but The flash went to prison but wrongly convicted. Dont see people complaining about that. Im just saying, this isnt a valid argument
@@mseandimitriusk7636 The issue is that _every_ "good" character cannot have flaws at all. A former criminal working towards redemption is infinitely more interesting than what we got. Just like with Ruby Rose, they sanded down any interesting flaws for virtue points.
@@mseandimitriusk7636 yeah, but in flash's case He hadnt done anything wrong and just was wrongfully accused, meanings it was just a case of injustice, not a whole redemption ark How ever, in batwomans case they want to make it both about redemption and injustice( Which is contradicting) like why would you seek redemption if you havent done anything fundamentally wrong.
The most unbelievable part of that setup? A woman going to prison in the first place....
@@thundercricket4634 What's next, the ex-husband getting custody of the children?
They could of at least hired some female MMA Fighter for this role
@Munnawar Khan if MMA women look like men, call me gay-
@Munnawar KhanI believe in muscular women supremacy
Tomboy gf
What's that gonna achieve?
@@Luna-xr3dk idk maybe they’d look moe intimidating ☠️
Fun fact... According to wikipedia this video has more viewers than the 1st episode of season 2. Almost double!
I'm a poor homeless criminal but all my clothes are brand new.
And designer
not to mention make-up is on point. i guess social security goes to all the best brands.
To play against expectations, it looks like they made her a petty thief as well.
I guess she took part in few BLM riots and visited few shops with the crowd ;)
Sticky fingers.
I love how she struggles to get her self dressed like she's never dressed herself before, then manages to just be better and stronger than everyone. Did the writers know the suit doesn't have its own power?
You got it wrong, pal. The suit IS the Batman. It is sentient and gives super powers to the host, kind like Venom. How else do you think a tiny woman like Ruby Rose can lift a guy twice her weight?
Dude your not woke enough, you got to believe in girl power ..... Hahahah😂😂🤣😅
@@Noperare The 2020 Batwoman suit may work like that, but the original Batman and batwoman suit's have no real power, apart form they were well designed and strong af. The original Batwoman and Batman also has never had superpowers they were both strong and smart through training and education respectively, (although he managed to bankrupt his own company so his business skills need some work.) and aided along by gadgets and helpers.
@@Noperare Not sure if serious...
@@mrgabest he was clearly joking lol
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7:08 I used to answer, 'she's the protagonist,' but in this case 'she's the most diverse' It's almost like they're using eugenics to determine who lives and who dies in movies now.
"Time to be powerful." *sound of a lighter being flicked*
Smoking crack? They are very good at that
The Dude from Postal approves
“Lil Wayne? Is that you?”
That sounds about right considering she magically learns martial arts after wearing the suit.
Bobbi Draper in power armor:
Batwoman writers: "How are we going to get the batsuit into Ryan's hands? It can't just fall out of the sky...."
Shortly after. Writers: Never mind. It can.
Warner Brothers should've extended their "no Bat family" rule to more than just Batman, the robins, Batgirl, and added Batwoman. it would've save so much money and it would've saved Ruby Rose's rep
The "yass queen slay" has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
"....but she's gay, so that makes everything OK." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes, when you're trying to "indoctrinate" your audience. That's why this shit is still on the airwaves.
Kate used the same logic to let a person off for nearly killing a train-ful of people as well as blackmailing the mayor of gotham!!
It's woke stuff like this that is going to make people accept gay people less and less
Bruce Wayne spent years and years training with master martial artists and ninjas. Studied technology, chemistry, psychology and tactics. Worked out to become the peak of human physical condition. Became the greatest detective in the world. All to prepare himself to become Batman. Some girl finds a batsuit and automatically becomes "Batwoman" throwing batarangs and jumping on buildings and knocking out guys twice her size... The audacity of CW
Well we all know they miss the point of the source material, that's what makes it hilarious. Batman, and the whole bat family, are detectives. The whole point is that they solve crimes, kicking asses is just comes with that territory. They can attribute physical prowess to "it's the suit" all they want, but there's no way to just gift this character with those Sherlock Holmes-level observational and investigative skills, which is the core of what the Bat franchise is all about.
Man think about what a wasted oppertunity that was, she could have been weak to start with and completly reliant on the gadgets and then slowly over the season start becoming more poficient, it would have provided good character advancment as well as showing how diffrent the new Batwoman is from the old one (could have also had some more intresting choreography).
When you put it like that... my eyes are open now
@@VampireNewl It never stops amazing me how much more brilliant KZhead commenters can be than professional screenwriters. Because this actually would have been interesting to watch.
I heard somewhere she's got background in martial arts or some bullshit excuse like that (like she was a sensei in a dojo or whatever)... just to be fair, I'm not defending this hilariously bad dumpster fire train wreck
“JESUS WEPT!” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
😂😂 "Jesus wept" and the way you said it with my full knowledge of the suffering you endured to make this video is gold and I'm 💀💀
Man, they're not even hiding the fact that these diversity hire characters don't actually have to work for anything. The bat-suit literally just fell out of the sky for her!
Kind of like Kamala becoming VP. You know, because she's entitled.
Someone brought up an interesting point: if the show writers wanted to make this character so strong and diverse, why did they write her as an ex convict living out of an RV by a river and not as a successful career woman or multi millionaire?
Sounds like the Biden Presidency. He had like six people show up at the Iowa caucus and then magically became the single most elected president in the history of the United States. This guy doesn’t even know if he’s wearing pants right now, but he’s the bestest ever! Way to go liberals!!! No fraud here at all! Just like it 👍
@@crypthulu7900 Oh please, Hollywood is mostly made of crazy fucks already, we don't need the other side of the "special" spectrum to try to blend in with the reasonable ones trapped in the middle. Go raid one of your official buildings idk, be entertaining for a day to us not in the US instead of crying about losing.
It's because they want everything for free. That's what entitled means.
The reason they wouldn't say that Kate was dead is because there's now a rule in Hollywood that says you can't kill off any gay characters. I think it's called the "Bury your gays" trope.
“Bury Your Gays” Moratorium Put into closet until further notice XD
I believe the bury your gays trope refers to the belief that gay/lesbian characters are killed off more often than straight characters in tv and movies.
@@readysetnogo I think he means that they do it because of the "Bury your gays" accusations of that past. Now it's as the person above you said "Put your gays into the closet"
Thank god for MBC censorship
@@wolfscar5557 Naw, see it's just like DB Cooper. Never found. Therefore, as far as the writer(s) and CW personnel, still MIA! Genius!
Made of superman. Is there a batman who killed superman, skinned him, and turned him into an invincible bat-suit?
What i Love the most of this clip....is the truth that people hate to hear and try to Hide..thank God for you buddy...ya just won another sub
"Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to say that you are, then you aren't." Margaret Thatcher
I like this quote.
@@narev6569 same
I agree with that.
Wow, that's even more relevant today with the non-binary crap.
So George Arr Arr Martin pulled a Batwoman suit when he wrote "Any man who must say, 'I am the King', is no true king."?!
New Batwoman: Time to be powerful! The Ratings: No.
69 likes I will not ruin it
Let's get these likes to 420
I was 304
" Time to go powerfully broke ! "
" Oh no Ruby left the production, what are we gonna do now? " " ... Hmm... have you seen Spiderverse? i mean that was a big hit "
I do admire you for this review, Drinker. I'm not sure how you achieved it, as on my computer screen nearly every scene was blacked out. Was there a lighting technician on this show, or did they just run out of globes?
Dear Entertainment Media: 1. Your job is to entertain, not to affirm people for thinking like you do. 2. Try writing stories, rather than lectures. 3. If 1 and 2 are beneath you (or above you), you are quite literally in the wrong business. We already *have* social media.
They're taking orders from the ones who really control the media. Even though it loses money they have no choice.
The entertainment industry is full of progressive activists. They dont care about entertainment, they only care about spreading their opinions
The stupidity of the kryptonite bullet and the invincible batsuit can't be overstated.
I feel they couldn't be bothered to film scenes of Batwoman taking down armed thugs using stealth and psychological warfare.
@@EvilDoresh right? How is an untrained petite woman going to magically beat the shit out of two men
@@peterortiz1160 I can't and I am 1.76m dude.
The brain brakes in thought.
@@realhxq breaks*
Man, definitely you have to do one of these videos about the new "The Equalizer" tv show, it seems its going to be unintentionally funny
There’s plenty of time to be Batwoman when you’re LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!
My name is Oliver Queen and for 3 years I've been claimed to be dead. In order to stop the anti-monitor I had to sacrifice my own life and therefore creating a new universe. But my fucking GOD I did not die for this shit!!!
Not even Stephen Amell liked how Oliver died. He really wanted a better ending for him
What a fucking shame
Arrow was awesome to begin with. Then it got shit when they started to bring in new heroes and made it way more cringey teeny.
Writer # 1: Okay, how do we get the Bat suit to the new character?” Writer #2: “I’ve got it, we have it fall out of the sky on an airplane onto her!” Writer #1: “That is.......the most brilliant thing I’ve ever heard! That has to go into our story.”
What a shocking comment! are you actually saying that they planned out the season in advance?
@@VampireNewl you might be giving them too much credit there mate
They get a point for creativity in delivery system. They lose a point for why did it fall.
No, Drinker, you must be wrong. Rottentomatoes critics give this masterpiece 83%
This shit got a season 2? We live in bizarro planet
And Daredevil got cancelled. We live in a society.
Nah, we live in America. Well I’m assuming everyone here lives in America lol.
It's getting a season 3
We live in za worldo
"and she'll do what batman never could" What? Menstruate?
Say the N- word
her worst enemy is the Red Scare.. you mean Russians? No..
Probably have scissors and make Batman's fans gay
Lactate maybe?
You all just hate this show because she’s a black woman. Sexism and racism in 2021...
I never understood the whole “Forcing a minority into a main “powerful” role, just to represent a minority” thing. I mean, if I were a minority, that would actually offend me and make me feel patronised.
Many of us do feel patronized and speak on it often but we aren't the one's that get praised and heard. It's almost as if they want us to feel like victims.
@@DmanDice My theory is that putting minorities into lead roles is more about the white people feeling good about themselves than the minorities feeling good about themselves. Personally, the reason I kinda hate the representation thing is because it makes the minorities being represented seem, well, kinda bad. After so many disappointments whenever I see a show with a gay woman as a lead I groan and assume it will be bad, which is unfair. Before 2015 I would have been screaming "Take my money! I need this!" to a show about gay Batwoman. Now, honestly, I assumed it would suck before it was even released. That's how bad things have gotten.
TenTonKoala That's called paternalism, which is left-wing racism in disguise.
@@DmanDice Yep, they want to keep you on that mental plantation for your vote at election time. Thats all it is, its sick
You are a minority. Whites represent less than 10% of the global population. Your mileage may vary based on whether or not you think that's a good thing, but it doesn't change the underlying facts. Soon all will be shrubbery.
I remember, when I saw the first season of Arrow a long time ago, thinking that it was the closest thing I'd get to a live action batman tv show. And my opinion has not changed.
"...until she finds out shes geeeei, which appearantly makes everything okey". This is my new favourite channel.
“jesus wept” you know your show is bad when the entire year of 2020 happened and the final thing to make Jesus break down into tears was your show...
Lazarus didn't kill himself. This show did.
He wept, sobbed, tuned up Linkin Park, and slit his wrists my guy
“All I have are negative thoughts” Pretty much expresses everything I feel towards the CW.
Outside of Supernatural of course.
I miss the days when Arrow and The Flash were pretty good shows.
I can’t believe this got 2 seasons and swamp thing was canceled after 1 episode