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Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

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Pt. I: • Andy Richter's Greates...
Pt. III: • Andy Richter Coming Up...
Pt. IV: • Andy Richter: The Side...
11 more clips of Andy stealing the show.
00:00 Olivia Munn's Tiger Mom Didn't Spare The Rod
00:40 Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women
01:06 David Cross On The Perils Of Being An Older Dad
01:36 Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith Makes Summer Cocktails
03:30 Leslie Bibb On Burning Man
04:43 Timothy Olyphant Loves Stealing Room Service Silverware
05:27 Steve Schirripa Puts Up With A Lot Of Annoying Skinny People
05:57 Conan Goes Make-Up Free
07:34 CONAN Monologue 12/18/12
08:00 Jennifer Love Hewitt Teaches Conan About "Vajazzling"
11:41 Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her "Married With Children" Miniskirt
12:13 Nick Kroll Interview Pt. 1 06/23/11

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  • Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

    @keithhendrickson8522@keithhendrickson85225 ай бұрын

    • That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

      @mysoreakshay@mysoreakshay5 ай бұрын

    • this comment needs a lot more likes!

      @VoiceKulaka@VoiceKulaka4 ай бұрын

    • Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

      @turolretar@turolretar4 ай бұрын

    • Lol that's perfect way to put it

      @terrylyn@terrylyn3 ай бұрын

    • Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

      @westerling8436@westerling84363 ай бұрын

  • I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

    @Dan-1031@Dan-10315 ай бұрын

    • How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

      @jkap34@jkap3422 күн бұрын

    • I love Andy because I have the same comedic style... stay quiet and listen most of the time, but pounce on a joke when the timing is just right

      @delong71487@delong71487Күн бұрын

  • “I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

    @kane4013@kane40135 ай бұрын

  • Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

    @kmduarte2005@kmduarte20055 ай бұрын

    • He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

      @DrClawizdead@DrClawizdead4 ай бұрын

    • The wallmart one was good

      @ohh2752@ohh27522 ай бұрын

  • "I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

    @OYME13@OYME137 ай бұрын

    • That shit killed me

      @sugardashdumpling@sugardashdumpling11 күн бұрын

  • I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

    @danielwilliams7562@danielwilliams75628 ай бұрын

    • kzhead.info/sun/hMttZLCLiaNoqa8/bejne.htmlsi=49N9wldY4HGWUZmk

      @ud3592@ud35925 ай бұрын

    • Why is it saying something?

      @QnA22@QnA225 ай бұрын

    • 😂​@@QnA22

      @brianmarshall3921@brianmarshall39215 ай бұрын

    • Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

      @fatsuperfly@fatsuperfly4 ай бұрын

    • Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

      @Imzack1@Imzack14 ай бұрын

  • "because its my goddamn job" broke me

    @ryd421@ryd4214 ай бұрын

    • lmao

      @terrylyn@terrylyn3 ай бұрын

  • "I just experienced it just now!" Legend lol.

    @ephraimalbertbelnap@ephraimalbertbelnap2 ай бұрын

  • My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan. Conan pointed out a .99¢ store. Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

    @redfive5856@redfive58565 ай бұрын

    • LOL

      @clarkkent3730@clarkkent37304 ай бұрын

  • Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

    @lydian84@lydian847 ай бұрын

  • These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

    @tomconnors8165@tomconnors81658 ай бұрын

    • va-gazzled gems

      @LastRookie@LastRookie8 ай бұрын

    • ​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

      @AmazingFrenchman@AmazingFrenchman4 ай бұрын

  • Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

    @MMaRsu@MMaRsu8 ай бұрын

    • That was my favourite 😂😂😂 I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ138 ай бұрын

    • It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

      @donnywilliamson5807@donnywilliamson58075 ай бұрын

  • They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

    @fartmachine5000@fartmachine50007 ай бұрын

    • Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

      @jkap34@jkap345 ай бұрын

  • “Is that a compliment?” “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

    @RyanAustinDean@RyanAustinDean4 ай бұрын

  • i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

    @NusianceValue@NusianceValue5 ай бұрын

  • I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

    @lindsayw7204@lindsayw72042 ай бұрын

  • “This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

    @ryanhalien8468@ryanhalien84685 ай бұрын

    • OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

      @richarddoaks3880@richarddoaks3880Ай бұрын

    • @@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

      @ryanhalien8468@ryanhalien8468Ай бұрын

  • Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

    @nsostephanenyenti1755@nsostephanenyenti17558 ай бұрын

    • To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

      @GrinningAries@GrinningAries7 ай бұрын

    • It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

      @babygravy7@babygravy73 ай бұрын

    • ​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

      @jkap34@jkap343 ай бұрын

  • Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

    @Arnuuld@Arnuuld4 ай бұрын

  • I vote for 100 more of these

    @NahNahNahNoWay@NahNahNahNoWay8 ай бұрын

  • God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

    @tyengineer0@tyengineer03 ай бұрын

  • How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

    @applesoranges559@applesoranges5598 ай бұрын

  • "There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

    @Mopark25@Mopark258 ай бұрын

  • Andy really is underrated

    @OccuBot2011@OccuBot20117 ай бұрын

  • Andy is like a comedy sniper

    @spageen@spageen5 ай бұрын

    • Well put

      @ohh2752@ohh27522 ай бұрын

  • 12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

    @AIKnowYou@AIKnowYouАй бұрын

  • Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

    @shadypelican@shadypelican3 ай бұрын

    • I thought he was American.

      @DeathBeforeComicSans@DeathBeforeComicSansАй бұрын

    • @@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

      @jimmyjakes1823@jimmyjakes182324 күн бұрын

    • @@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

      @DeathBeforeComicSans@DeathBeforeComicSans24 күн бұрын

  • Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

    @patricktilton5377@patricktilton53775 ай бұрын

  • googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

    @thegasman189@thegasman1897 ай бұрын

  • Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

    @Bururaian@Bururaian23 күн бұрын

  • "The product of alot of....." I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

    @adamfrbs9259@adamfrbs92595 ай бұрын

  • The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

    @johnnyeaton@johnnyeaton5 ай бұрын

  • Please put more of these on.

    @pienjopienjo7697@pienjopienjo76977 ай бұрын

  • Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

    @jaimebarba2814@jaimebarba28145 ай бұрын

  • I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

    @jasonite@jasonite8 ай бұрын

  • His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

    @ryanhalien8468@ryanhalien84685 ай бұрын

  • Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

    @richardsimon4135@richardsimon413525 күн бұрын

  • More please 🙏

    @memoryboy@memoryboy8 ай бұрын

  • "That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

    @seamusriley4503@seamusriley450319 күн бұрын

  • Porky pigging it, too good

    @GDog-xl6kr@GDog-xl6kr7 ай бұрын

  • This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

    @mattmays9063@mattmays90635 ай бұрын

  • THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

    @Dorukyy@Dorukyy6 ай бұрын

  • I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

    @KenRobert@KenRobert5 ай бұрын

    • 6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

      @jkap34@jkap345 ай бұрын

  • That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

    @nancycrandall4545@nancycrandall45455 ай бұрын

  • andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

    @MandingoV2@MandingoV23 ай бұрын

  • Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

    @FlipDahlenburg@FlipDahlenburg5 ай бұрын

  • Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41 Andy: "There's one." 🍆 🤣😂

    @trueno8663@trueno8663Ай бұрын

  • i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

    @rafaelmoura2103@rafaelmoura2103Ай бұрын

  • Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

    @moniemaker27@moniemaker278 ай бұрын

  • 11:49. I like how the audience have a pause in laughter 😂😂😂😂

    @nathanchong7731@nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

  • There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

    @ferdiyansurya@ferdiyansurya8 ай бұрын

  • Applegate reaching for Any's arm

    @echopathy@echopathyАй бұрын

  • It's awesome

    @waltergregoireshling@waltergregoireshling8 ай бұрын

  • A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

    @andrewmacdonald6513@andrewmacdonald65137 ай бұрын

  • 2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

    @gr6e@gr6e4 ай бұрын

  • Andy is literally the most underrated comedian of all time

    @Unretrofied98@Unretrofied9826 күн бұрын

  • I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

    @johnmcnulty2705@johnmcnulty27055 ай бұрын

  • I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

    @YardworkWithJohn@YardworkWithJohn3 ай бұрын

  • 4:29 First time you see Conan laughed out loud 😂😂😂

    @nathanchong7731@nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

  • Andy has a great part when he and conan dance in germany

    @ikedewinter1213@ikedewinter12138 ай бұрын

  • 0:25. Andy is cracking head on what to say 😂😂😂

    @nathanchong7731@nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

  • I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

    @CIRIL03@CIRIL033 ай бұрын

  • Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?

    @MomentsGap@MomentsGap8 ай бұрын

    • Adam Levine of Maroon 5.

      @samanthamaynard4447@samanthamaynard44478 ай бұрын

  • 7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

    @power21100@power211004 ай бұрын

  • Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

    @A-small-amount-of-peas@A-small-amount-of-peasАй бұрын

  • I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

    @vam2317@vam23178 ай бұрын

  • Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

    @micglou@micglou5 ай бұрын

  • 7:53. What is the episode here ?

    @nathanchong7731@nathanchong7731Ай бұрын

  • 7:42-8:00 lmao,best part of the clip

    @bloodsling@bloodsling4 ай бұрын

  • Who remembers the Andy richter show.

    @brandonearly2963@brandonearly29635 ай бұрын

  • Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

    @clarkkent3730@clarkkent37304 ай бұрын

  • Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

    @gregb8565@gregb85654 ай бұрын

  • For the algorithm. More andy please.

    @006bloody@006bloody8 ай бұрын

  • I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

    @brianbird3756@brianbird37565 ай бұрын

  • 03:14 who was the woman in the alcohol refreshment section? Was she doing some kind of "10 ways to creatively get drunk on a public beach" for a magazine and ran out of good ideas after 5 ways?

    @Kahsimiah@Kahsimiah6 күн бұрын

  • I've been thinking about getting Andy a Christmas gift this year... but I just can't think of what to get him. Any ideas out there?

    @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13@C.Fecteau-AU-MJ138 ай бұрын

    • a good ol lube, the swedish german would absolutely appreciate it

      @mtrps_@mtrps_7 ай бұрын

    • How are you gonna like, give it to him?

      @rodomolina7995@rodomolina79957 ай бұрын

  • Miss Conan and Andy

    @krs5115@krs51155 ай бұрын

  • Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

    @MaineOffGrid.@MaineOffGrid.Ай бұрын

  • The height disparity between Elijah wood and conan was crazy

    @Bigredkarl@Bigredkarl18 күн бұрын

  • Jennifer is just too damn wholesome

    @wickedfuctup@wickedfuctup5 ай бұрын

    • ❤️

      @kevinobrien9271@kevinobrien92715 ай бұрын

  • Andy saved Jeff's meh joke there. 😂

    @CMKarm@CMKarm4 ай бұрын

  • 10:22 lol "that's good TV"

    @drearydeary563@drearydeary5635 ай бұрын

  • Best sidekick ever.

    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods5 ай бұрын

  • She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

    @spidrawebster@spidrawebster5 ай бұрын

  • Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

    @agalgonzalez@agalgonzalez4 ай бұрын

  • Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

    @racebiketuner@racebiketuner4 ай бұрын

  • Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

    @Rheubie@Rheubie5 ай бұрын

  • I thought it was "Donald Ducking" it.

    @TheDovehill@TheDovehill5 ай бұрын

  • Andy doing improv is awesome

    @sera2775@sera27755 ай бұрын

  • Elijah woods is a tiny human being. Holy hell lol

    @ralphyboy6996@ralphyboy69965 ай бұрын

    • He's 5'5". And he's standing next to giants.

      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods5 ай бұрын

  • That Swedish German Andy Richter sure is a funny fella!

    @akashinvictus@akashinvictus5 ай бұрын

  • Poor Elijah Wood. Put him on the other side of the shorter guest! He looks so tiny in between Conan and Andy.😅

    @annabonanno5200@annabonanno52004 күн бұрын

  • Andy is a brilliant comedian 😀

    @neilsingh4659@neilsingh46595 ай бұрын

  • Tiny Stage!! WHAT?? 😂

    @questof1able@questof1able5 ай бұрын

  • Look how tiny Elijah Wood looks compared to them. I mean, he's a short guy anyway, but standing between Conan and Andy, he looks like a hobbit. :D

    @PrmtvStudio@PrmtvStudio8 күн бұрын

  • "it's my god-damn job!!"

    @techenthusiast964@techenthusiast9643 ай бұрын

  • Oh... my lord. I see Elijah Wood next to conan and i think: dear god, is that what i look like?!?

    @vlaskarountzos5803@vlaskarountzos58035 ай бұрын

    • In fairness, Conan is a full one foot taller than Elijah.

      @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods@TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods5 ай бұрын

  • 8:38 the eyes 👀

    @BrianFederman@BrianFederman4 күн бұрын

  • I hadn't realized Elijah Wood is actually a hobbit.

    @danielwesterlund1905@danielwesterlund19053 ай бұрын

  • Elijah wood rly looks like a hobbit next to conan lol

    @BCc249@BCc2494 ай бұрын
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