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@@Snarpeze fr
I was taught to snap the spine by hooking a finger into the roof of the mouth and then pressing your thumb down at the base of the head (from the top of the fish and basically between the gills) and then to snap the head upwards by pressing down with your thumb and up with the hooked finger to cleanly and quickly snap the spine. They immediately died and stopped moving upon doing so, but if you're not comfortable with the whole thing since it seems brutal to be doing so with your bare hands then I'd suggest humanly killing the fish with a knife too. 👍
@@littleshadow_ I usually tell the fish "oh, look over there" and when it's distracted, hit it in the noggin with the chainsaw.
@@skateboardingjesus4006 Lol I know you're joking when you say that. - But I assure you that I did not. I was taught to literally snap their spine and encouraged to do so. Though yeah it sounds pretty fu**ing brutal, I know. 😅😂
The fact that he isn’t allowed to say the word “kill” but can show the fish getting killed is mind blowing
Gotta love KZhead/TikTok guidelines lol
yes lol
It's because English-language audio parsing AIs exist but the sort you'd need to "see" a video and figure out what's happening is way more difficult and expensive to develop.
He didn’t kill the fish. He humanely reduced the lifespan of that particular fish.
@@IncredibleMet reduced the life expectancy to zero
Grew up fishing in Alaska. Found a big heavy stick and burned the name "Excali-bonk" onto it. It dispatched many a fish for years until it eventually broke. I'll always remember you, Excalibonk.
Ok that actually hilarious though
Excali-bonk will be remembered
Nobel.
Fish was killed by ledoytirebiter using “Excali-bonk”
Excalibonk, the true hero, may it rests in glory 🙏🏻
"knife goes in, guts go out"
Simpsons 😂
Bart simpson 😂
"Spare my life and I will grant you three--AUGH!"
Thats what osaka seafood concern is all about
@@haven_lady675”knife goes in, guts go out”
Bro imagine that fish in heaven being like, “yeah it sucks that I died, but at least the dude killed we with a fucking butterfly knife, I went out in style.”
“while also giving me a quick painless death, thankly you”
"I went out in style" 😂😂😂
"I'm afraid not" "I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen" "That fish- is a spy"
@@tuskedclover3308 "I never really was on your side!" "Oh dear, it seems I've made quite a mess."
@@BadJellyman100 "That spy is not one of ours!"
Fun fact the bloodline isn’t just a bloodline it’s actually the kidney of the fish Rip fish kidney transplants
No not necessarily, but just because the term bloodline is somewhat wonky. Usually itbrefers to the dark tissue along the sideline of the fish,, which is not kidney, but the gunk along the spine of the trout isbthe kidney, yes
It is the fish main bloodline bro:.
@@chevyfeltz8788 nope. Its a trouts kidney
@@theblobfish9614 thank you Check a body diagram before making assumptions
Over at the fish market I work at we call em mud veins
Bro's life got made into a tutorial 💀💀
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This made me laugh way to hard my humor is broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name
@@DirtL A STRANGER I REMAAAIN!
@@AmbyrRavyn red sun red sun over paradise
Most ethical way to kill a fish: 1: catch the fish 2: bring the fish home in a cooler full of water 3: tell my wife I couldn't do it and she's just gonna have to accept him as our new son
😂😂
Since I have aquariums if my husband brought me a fish I probably would just keep him alive in an aquarium and name him Bob😂
Who tf doesn't own a knife? Better yet, who owns a fishing rod but not a knife?
Fly fishermen. They have cut initiators.
I know wtf😂
"Who doesnt own aknife" far too many people "Who owns a fishing rod but not a knife?" also, far too many people, but thankfully proportionally less than all people ever.
People in Japan. You can get arrested in that country if you have a knife that's too big.
@@SecondadmendmentYep, gotta make unaliving each other hard to do like in Palestine.
“Humanely” “Bonk em in the head a few times” Lol
@@pandemicgrower4212 i was fishing at my friends grandpas house and he’s as old school as it gets. i was probably 10 and i caught a grouper off his dock and i was all excited and it wasn’t on the dock 5 seconds before he hit it with a brick 😂 shit caught me off guard
Humanely is one time, cleanly and quickly with a purpose made hardwood knocker. Beating a fish several times with a stick is heading towards psychopathy.
Punch them like bear from the Brown family lol
@@pakde8002 I took a red oak dowel and shaped it into a mini baseball bat. One swift bonk to the noggin and the fish swimming under the rainbow bridge.
As a vegetarian, I'd eat a fish that was sustainably caught and humanely dispatched. I used to fish a lot when I were younger, fish can continue breathing for 30 minutes to several hours depending on environment and species. Especially on ice their metabolism drops so they should be able to live on for a bit longer. Being suffocated for literal hours is a lot of /needless/ suffering compared to a swift bonk.
You forgot one important step: always remark to the creature you just caught, "You sir, are a fish."
Good to see another cowpoke around here. Also I confirm it's essential to say that after capture.
If you don't do this step you end up with another random animal of roughly the same size
Uh uh muh lumbago!
I didn't get that
@@metelomaniac There is a fishing mini-game in Red Dead Redemption 2. When you manage to catch one, your playable character says that line.
“thank you for your sacrifice” and “bonk ‘em in the head a few times” fucking killed me 😂
Sorry lil guy. Thank you for the sustenance
femboy fishing?
@@videogamesarecool9280 crazy idea for a youtube channel
@@dinglemccrinkleberry2463its a real youtube channel that exist. You learn very real things about pond and creek fishing
@@dinglemccrinkleberry2463you’re not gonna believe this
"Unalive" Gotta love modern youtube where everyone has to talk like children to avoid the gulag
while they're completely ignoring the channels like "Cio Zone", who posting p*rn openly without any censorship with animals and l0lis, typical youtube
i mean it means the same thing?
@@slicclmao8366 its newspeak
@@slicclmao8366 YT is really sensitive nowdays, so content creators have to avoid saying insults and "strong" words or they will get demonetized
@@jonathansibrian695 hyperbole much
I don't fish anymore, but my family owned a fish farm. If you're going to kill a fish and you choose to bonk them, use a large heavy stick or bat or other long object with a heavy end. It's hard to get the speed and momentum with a rock, and it's hard to get the force required with a little stick. Do a test swing on the ground before you try so you don't end up just making the fish suffer with a bad blow. Also, props for appreciating and thanking the life taken. 👍
Put it in a hard surface like a rock first, that way you can kill it very easily with a surprisingly small amount of force, as a safe bet it’s a good option but there’s always the risk of basically exploding the head and getting brains everywhere on you
a fisher I knew had a weird VERY thick needle-rod that's 2~ cm long, on a sorta stapler type device for it, according to him, the papers for it said it's pretty much the same force as a .22 and instantly destroys the brain.
So... Something like a hammer?
@@adamibnousman647 hugely important, thank you for mentioning that. is it alright if i add that to my original comment so more people see that? surface is a big thing.
@@adamibnousman647 Getting a little dirty, at least for me, is a sacrifice I can make in exchange for being able to help make a little buddy's journey out a little easier. I can see why some folks might not like it, though.
Gollum already showed us how to kill a fish.
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It's with any animal you wanna process. You don't want cortisol running through the meat, it'll ruin it. So quick, painless and low stress is the best way to process it. Thank it for giving its life to nourish us and that is the cycle.
there is no way to catch a fish without stressing it lol
@jakestar4718...Probably why they said "low stress" and not "no stress" huh?
“Knife goes in guts come out”
There's your answer fish-bulb
I was imagining that exact scene when he did it
@@baddthecameraman5935(stabs magic fish)
"Spare my life and I will grant you three wis- AAA"
@@walterhartwellwhite3319 Knife goes in guts come out
How to humanly kill a fish... *Reloads shotgun*
Those Shot pellets gonna taste horrible though
But a fine red mist.
Reloads?
lol there won't be anything left to feel pain so I guess that works?
@@averageforzaplayer1048 Use a slug
Giant squid: "lemme just slowly eat this fish starting from the tail over the next 2 hrs"......
I think a better way to kill the fish is to crack its neck by putting your finger in its mouth and just press upwards untill the top of the head reaches its back. It dies almost instantly and shouldn't feel any pain at all
there are multiple methods, and both work nicely
I usually do that for small fishes that are easy to neck-break, and for larger ones I use a knife (or a baton or something to knock)
Snapping the spine is one of the most painful things to go through and has a tendency to keep the being alive… it’s just paralyzed. Why not just chop the head off completely? And quickly?
@@pazsion yeah snapping the spine will hurt but "my" technique snaps the neck so, like all animals with necks, it dies pretty much instantly.
That's what I was looking for. A video of thst method. My first time fishing was with my friend and his grandpa and he showed us this method. I couldn't bring myself to do it. That was a long time ago, though. I was pretty young, so I was trying to see how humane it is for future fishing trips plus just how to do it because I chickened out, so he had to kill all my fish for me, lol
“Thank you for your sacrifice” “-my what now?”
@@Cavachonc777no
@@Cavachonc777😂
😭😭😭 lil dude was just trying to get a bite to eat
@@Cavachonc777bot
@@axy_czfnaf fan detected, opinion rejected
Too many people think fish can't feel pain. This is good to promote.
Recent studies show they do but in a different way
Pain is advantageous to have you newt
You can blame Kurt Cobain.
@@draconian_dragons6588 its still pain. An unpleasent, uncomfortable feeling which causes a great deal of stress.
@@draconian_dragons6588 Guy: *tortures you* "Pain is advantageous. Deal with it"
The reason why the fish taste better this way, is the adrenaline coursing through it. Its actually thought that this is the basis for the vampire myths. That cannibals got addicted to the adrenaline in thier victims blood at the time of the ki..... un-aliving session.
One of those people
In my home country in almost every supermarket there are aquariums with fish. You can choose them yourself and the staff will kill it for you and even clean it if you want. In most supermarkets they use the "head bonking" technique and I remember how once few foreigners were literally screaming and saying that it was animal cruelty..
Well, it actually is animal cruelty
@@sventheg9061 "WeLL AcKsHuLlY..."
@@sventheg9061 I guess you were one of these foreigners huh
@@user-ff7is9zr8b probably not one of these explicit foreigners, but yes, I'm from Europe. But my origin isn't relevant for the question, if it's animal cruelty or not
@@sventheg9061 How is stunning them before quickly dispatching them inhumane? They don't feel a thing while stunned.
"Be humane and stab it in the brain" kind of a catchy tagline
This will be the motto for the resistance when the aliens inevitably come down to deep fry our booty holes.
Bonk a it’s head a few times with a rock 🪨 💀
"Treat others how you'd like to be treated "
"Judge, you misunderstand... like I keep saying, I stabbed him in THE BRAIN. 🙄
@@nomnom112 if someone’s going to kill me, I would want a quick death too.
'Thank you for your sacrifice." Fish: "I didn't agree to this."
This will definitely effect the trout population
the fish listening to you call him a sacrifice and dying for a tutorial:👁️👄👁️
Lol
At least it was a fast and mostly painless death.
Right, because he obviously just threw it in the trash instead of eating it
@@ryasiscool bro the dude was just making a joke
it tastes good tho so worth it :)
“If you don’t have a knife, just bonk the fish to death”
The oldest methods are sometimes best lmao
Lol poor fishy
My grandpa used to give it a solid smack on the back of the head with his blade to hill them with blunt trauma
@jackhazardous4008 Exactly! It's like using a stunner on livestock.
I've always gotten a good grip with one hand, and using my thumb in the top of their mouth with the other quickly jerk back their head which essentially decapitates them internally, they die instantly.
Thank you for this guide. I caught a wonderful bass that I think was over a foot-long and I’m glad that I was able to humanly dispatch it using this guide. After all, making sure your prey doesn’t suffer is one of the most sportsmanlike things you can do.
Now make a video of the most inhuman way to kill a fish, I dare you
“Just get a rock and bonk him in the head a few times” 💀
Fr bro that’s what lots of people do, including me. You can also buy these planting club things to just smack em over the head and knock them out, then you just slice their head off pretty much
@@EcoNBeBop Planting club? Like, for plants?
@@EcoNBeBop it rarely works for catfish. Those fishes are really stubborn. How can you kill a catfish in seconds?
@@randomdudr cut the tail off
I laughed harder than I should've hearing that
bro imagine an alien just abducting you to unalive for a video on an interdimensional web of information
not if the humans are "humans are space orc" humans
Question: if the video goes viral, are you famous or only the content creator?
Yea and They're like "just inject nanomites into any part of the body but closer to the head the better. Use your handheld device to connect to your nanomites, select melt brain, select human and yea that's your new nano bots, they're good at meticulous tasks, stick em inside yourself! Select glowing tattoos and watch them turn into moving glowing tattoos under your skin, it's fun"
If he's cooking it's cool
As long as they do it quickly and humanely I’m ok with that
As a Czech that has to slaughter carps each Christmas - I Thank you for reminding me How to do it properly.
The people in the comment section against what this guy is doing don’t know the difference between hunting and poaching. Poaching is the over-killing of animals and is what leads to extinction. That’s not what this guy is doing here. He’s simply hunting for food and only taking what he needs to survive;which is just the life cycle. It’s okay to go fishing if you’re just doing it to feed yourself of your family. Just don’t overdo it.
It’s useless brother. You can’t win against morons
I seriously doubt this guy needs to kill fish to survive. He fishes because he enjoys fishing for and killing these creatures.
@@theshadowfax239if he's eating them, it's done to eat. Be it through choice or necessity, it is still survival.
"Thank you for your sacrifice" I appreciate your take on killing for food.
It didn’t sacrifice you murdered it you’re not welcome!!!
@@ferise1 unfortunately that's the way of the world. To eat fruit is to sacrifice the unborn plants, to eat meat or anything else is to kill it. One should at least be thankful for consumption of their food. It's a bad thing that people are so far removed from the source of their own diet that catching food in the wild is considered murder while a cheese burger is considered humane.
@@ferise1 it was gonna get eaten anyway though... 🥲
@@ferise1 you're vegan. Aren't you?
@@ferise1 vegan fagen
as a fish hobbyist who loves my fish I appreciate this. Predation is natural and not inherently cruel, but as humans we have the ability to make it as painless as possible for them.
Based take
But as far as I’m aware, fish don’t have a conscious experience of pain in any real sense. Isn’t the “humane” killing of a fish as nonsensical a concept as the “humane” killing of a tree? What cruelty is there if there’s no experience of cruelty on the receiving end?
@@kita9868 Ultimately concepts like honor and dignity are entirely human and don't really exist in nature, but since they do exist for humans, they will be valued by people, and for some people it is worth preserving these values for animals who have no concept of them. It is humane because humans are empathetic, and would like their own deaths to maintain some semblance of honor and dignity. It's a Golden Rule kinda deal. It's what being human is about, even if it doesn't always make sense on first glance.
@@kita9868 That's the kicker. A lot of our understanding in science is ever changing. It took years for us to acknowledge that animals had any sense of pain at all. We need to keep an open mind that just because they might not feel it like we do, doesn't mean they don't feel something similar, etc. Also, fish have stress responses, we can observe that enough to say that it's probably better not to take chances. Hell, there are even fledgling studies now that show that plants might have some alternative stimuli reaction equivalent to pain. Need to not fall into human centrist viewpoints because we will never experience what another being goes through anyway. There's always possibilities and shouldn't that be enough to warrant the consideration of doing things humanely rather than find out oh, we've been doing this cruel shit for years when we didn't need to do it that way.
@@kita9868 recent studies have shown fish absolutely do experience pain and distress, which makes the way they're usually treated by the fishing industry (allowed to suffocate) horrific. It makes sense, a lot of fish have the same functional parts mammals do (spinal chord, brain, nerves) so there's no reason they wouldn't. Having kept fish myself it's pretty obvious that they experience some level of discomfort, I've had fish with dropsy where their bodies fill up with fluid and it's clear from the way they move that they're experiencing something negative.
I made a tiny electric chair I bring with me on all my fishing trips.
Mean while In the fish universe: How fishly unalive a man
That's on the shark channel
"most ethical way" "Bonk that mf on the head"
Haha animal abuse is so funny. Why are you laughing at an animals pain and suffering?
@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem its not dumbass thats how you kill fish it kills them instantly
The bonk method works through. I’ve used it on mullet before.
@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem Bro they’re stocked trout, they are literally bred for the purpose of being caught and eaten. Do you think the fish are going to thank you for your heroism?
@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem he ate the animal, it’s survival buddy, even animals kill each other. It’s the ecosystem operates, you aren’t above anyone because you feel it’s wrong.
1984 by George Orwell: *exists* KZhead in 2023: forcing people to say "unalive" instead of "kill"
Deeply concerning
@@Cinema4PeopleWithNoTime there are other things you should be worrying about like getting a job
"good and bad, instead of bad, why not have ungood, it is just as effective"-1984
Today I saw a video where the word "unethical" was written as "un3thical". ( source: kzhead.infoRW9Lj2rOiJo ) like... what the fuck? I await the time where we have to censor everyday words, like "bread" as "br3ad"
This is a certified Literally 1984 moment
You sir, are a fish.
I've gone cod fishing a few times, buddy normally just slashes the fishes throat open
Yeah, when I stayed at Grandma's in Alaska, she took me accross the channel in the morning to go fish. She had a club she used, pop them right on the head. One of them, it sent the eyeball through its skull and into its mouth. I was upset and she did a very good job of explaining the value of life and death, and the moral implications, etc. I had trout for breakfast that day, then combed the beach and ruins for stuff from the past. I miss it there
Damn this sounds like an amazing memory with your grandmother that taught you a lot about life and how to understand and respect other lives in the world.
No one cares
@@christiandoney6198 Wowie, what valuable input and totally not just an attempt to make someone else feel bad for absolutely no reason.
It's good to understand fish don't feel pain they lack the neurological capacity to so that's also another important thing it's like eating larvea or beetles or somthing all they know is Instinct and won't hate your or feel it when you kill them although I'd focus more on the care in there meat when killing them due to people going brutal and tainting white fish with exploded gallbladder
@@fancyincubus Fish DO feel pain, at least the more neurologically complex ones like sharks do. They sense pain in a different way than humans do, though, so their form of pain would be alien to us. Fish have far more complex nervous systems than most people think, ESPECIALLY sharks.
I remember having a roommate who bred angelfish and german rams, he was damn good at it too, but also ruthless about removing those with birth defects and sickness so they didn't breed and spread their defects. Man eventually mastered exactly how much force to thump a ram's face with to kill it but not make it's face squish and make a mess. He was the fish assassin.
"the fish assassin" 😭😭😭😭
Bruh wtf lmaoo
Sounds like a German
Experience is often the greatest teacher & the only way to become the infamous "Fish Assassin" 🐟🗡️ 😶🌫️
German master fish race
Also if you catch a salt water fish wash it in salt water or it makes that smelly "fish smell" and goes off faster cause the salt is what preserves it
I don’t know why but seeing you lobotomize that trout made me really feel my own mortality and the fragility of our physical bodies. Mortality is an awesome concept
This is why humans are stupid. Always overthinking everything. Just eat the fish, have lots of babies, die. Thats life. Welcome.
I already knew of the fragility, flesh is weak. Stop thinking you’re invincible in life, you’re always at the mercy of nature
@@Shvetsario Damn okay, thanks for the insight Einstein. They just made a comment on the video, get that pole out of your ass.
Mortality is an awesome concept? You are a strange individual
I know! I’m glad they added mortality in this new update😁
There is a Japanese Method called Ikejime (活き締め) that is very similar to the one shown in the video. Instead of a just the head Bonking, a spike gets inserted quickly and directly into the hindbrain, usually located slightly behind and above the eye. the spike is then spun around which causes immediate brain death, and prevents the fish from reflexing its muscles due to the nerve connections being broken, making the fish retain it’s flavor for weeks
Yep it is the best method. Fishes for sushi
Sounds easier to just use a knife like here tbh Insert nail then twist? Bound to mess it up
That requires some asian discipline and patience to master it sounds:D
@@1CE. honestly, the precision is probably pretty darn good with some basic anatomical knowledge. In many cases the body marks itself for spots like that, that’s how people do vaccines, using an anatomical bone-marker at your shoulder, cus stabbing right into the deltoid is inaffective and damaging.
@@Techyenaumm injectioms/vaccines are put into the deepest part of the deltoid... Landmarking ensures you miss blood vessels and ensure its in the deepest part of the deltoid. 2 finger rule below the acromium process (shoulder bone).
Alternate universe: "How to fishanely kill a human" Omg 43 LIKES?!
Such is life
Underrated comment
@@niggymonkey "It's kill or be killed!" - Anonymous
@@AWSMcube tsym
why are you excited over 43 likes? Are you being ironic?
That is actually pretty nice tutorial
Deserves more attention this.
I appreciate that!
@@Tackle2thePeople he means your video is too short and relatively vague
@@hunzilla3122 that’s not what he means lol
how every fisherman does this
@@hunzilla3122 he definitely meant it needed more views not “clearer” instructions. you’d have to be a caveman to not understand these ridiculously simple steps.
We got a jumper is the most fisherman words you can get 😂
@Alebrad no it’s actually OH NO OH GOD AHHH HELP ME (sounds of being eaten in the background)
Or border patrol
"We got an egger!"
or the store clerk at kohls when showing their selection of dresses
Now show us the inhumane way 🗿
Supermarkets already did, they just leave them on ice, they just suffocate
Just leave it on the dry ground to suffocate. That’s inhumane
@@uwu-chan not inhumane enough.
crabs are usually boiled alive
throw it in a gas chamber🗿
Step one: catch a fish Me: fu- Gone fishing a lot this year not a single sizeable fish
It's only March!
I'm glad that you were concerned more with the fish not feeling pain or suffering than you were about the quality of the meat, while also explaining how to make good quality fillets WITHOUT making the fish suffer needlessly. Sticking a blade through the brain would definitely make it stop feeling pain instantly if the blade severed the brain stem. I'm sure that fish would've thanked you for getting it done quick and painlessly, if it was able to.
Conveniently, killing the fish faster and more humanely improves the quality of the meat. Fear and pain trigger the body to release cortisol, which makes the meat tougher and worse tasting. It’s the same from invertebrates to large mammals.
It's a fish 🤡
@@gucknichtso2864 why were people mad when Hitler killed the Jews? They’re just humans 🤡
@@gucknichtso2864 You don’t wanna fall down a path of needlessly causing pain to animals, if you know that you’re killing something humanely it doesn’t effect you (that much) but if you kill something knowing full well that it’s suffering or slowly builds up an insensitivity to killing and you can start to develop symptoms of psychopathy. But that’s just science, clown emojis carry more weight to them don’t they.
@Cloudykook no they don't. You really think those things even think?
Mad respect when you said "thank you for your sacrifice", even though humans are meant to eat meat that doesn't mean that we shouldn't respect the lives that are given to us to survive.
Exactly. There is nothing wrong with eating animals. But, torture is and blatant disrespect and not caring or even thinking about what's in your food/what your food is, is.
Mhm exactly! The importance is respect, and honestly in my opinion there is nothing more respectful than killing and cleaning the animal yourself. You have to understand the fact that you are killing it and cleaning the meat takes time to master so naturally there is a reverence for the animal that is feeding you. Plus also if it was a wild animal such as with this fish, then there was as little human impact on the animal’s stress and suffering as possible
Yes! Thank your food, and don’t let it go to waste!
I’m sure that fish really appreciated that after it already died painfully
@@TumblinWeeds the entire point of the knife directly to brain is to server the nerves and to make sure it dies painlessly Good attempt at a joke, but you’re just wrong
So it's somewhat similar to halal technique as you throwout all the blood which can cause microbial growth and also blood clot hardens the meat
Me an intellectual: 💀👍🏻
“Just bonk him in da head a few times” has me dead
I thought of the flinstones
Same for the fish 🐟
More like has the fish dead
That would probably have anybody dead tbh
poor fishy 🥺
"Or just find a rock and bonk him in the head a few times" seems humane 😂😂
Hit/smash/crater/bludgeon = inhumane Bonk = comical and cute
Humane = quick Inhumane = slow
Poor Glenn and Joel 😢
Yes, it’s instant. Letting the fish suffocate over the course of many minutes will put is torture and a good way to guarantee you do not go to heaven when you pass away.
Just like that nomadic tribe that clubs the people that get too old 😊
So hypothetically u could just punch it reaaaalllly hard 😂
"and sure enough"
I’m seeing lots of comments ofpeople being mad about “unaliving” a fish but just remember that mankind has been “unaliving” animals ever since we were a species in order to survive, and as a fellow fisherman I am grateful for every fish that has fed me in my life, tight lines to all fishermen including Tackle2thePeople and I love your content,
People get angry at the idea of killing an animal even if it's humanely while they proceed to gobble down all the cafo chicken they can get their hands on like the cookie monster. People have their hearts in the wrong place imo
Not to mention people have been killing and eating each other for thousands of years for the stupidest reasons
Fuck all you I’m a true animal lover so I actually give a fuck!
@@tylerbenjamin3842well to be fair its already dead
@@ItzCapy5879yeah, but it had to be killed to be dead lol If people have a problem with killing, then they should be vegan No more ethical quandaries
Modified ikejime - I’ve been doing this for years and more anglers who keep and eat their catch should as well. Fastest, most humane way to get there, and best flavor for your meal. Thanks for spreading the word!
You got it, Adam! Nothing beats Ike Jime
Where can I find more detailed info on that ?
Interestingly enough, hitting the fish on the head with a rock or stick or specifically made tool (tiny baseball bat) and the either cutting the vessel behind the gills or puncturing the heart is required by law in Germany.
@Andreas Kist is puncturing the brain an acceptable alternative to hitting the fish on the head in Germany?
@@samsadowitz1724 Strangely not, only paralyzing and bleeding out. Only exception are eel and flatfish. Eel are killed by severing their spine right next to the head, there's even a special tool for it. Flatfish don't need to be paralyzed by hitting them on the head.
So you grab a comically large anvil
"that fosh is dead, it just doesnt know it yet" "ho ho money🦀🎅"
Brooo 😭 💀
If you could make are a follow up vid on locating a fish’s brain it would be helpful as well, many different types of fish. This is something I’ll give a like to-
Most animals are pretty similar, behind the eyes in the middle. Find where the skull plate ends. Once you find Thst hard ridge go to the middle between the eyes and stab. You can twist and jerk the knife around to make sure you mulch the brain. The fish will spasm and it’s eyes will roll once you’ve hit brain. Going from behind the skull plate is often flatter and much thinner than the front of the skull making it easier to punch through. It’s also the location of the hindbrain or a fishes’ equivalent connecting to the brain stem. For animals the living focused important brain bits are in the rear located close to the spinal cord.
99.9% of fish brains are located in the head
Brains are in the head mate?
just bash the head with a hammer or club or something. far easier.
@@mra8162" shoot someone in the heart. " "where is the heart" "in the chest duhhhh" This is an exact replication of what you said
"Cut his brain so they don't feel pain" My respect for you is growing faster and faster
without the brain we're practically just carbon based mushes of meat
Fun fact, fish dont feel pain
@@mindofbeastsfalse.
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Too bad he's killing the population instead of waiting to catch a decent size fish
"If you dont have a knife, just bonk the fish with a rock or a stick" Time to channel my inner caveman
the most ethircal way to kill a fish: "If you don't have a knife just grab some nearby rock and bludgeon it do death"
I love this! I try to humanely cook the clams I catch by letting them chill a day in the fridge, boiling the water, and then moving them over without waking them up. If you tilt them or shake them they start to become aware of their surroundings. My dad taught me this, as well as how to clam without damaging the environment, and it makes me feel good to put the extra effort in.
Sorry my english is not my first lenguage, how do you evitate to wake them up?
Jesus is watching
@@harshchaudhary2459tell him to get his own clams
Wtf
@@harshchaudhary2459 Jesus was literally a fisherman and was buds with fishermen in the books.
As a cold-blooded assassin, I cover the fishes mouth and stab it in the back, whilst whispering "Shh shh ssshhh."
Lol
Lol 🐐
Up
"sleep now, my sweet prince. just let it happen." 🐟🔪
"Excellent work, 47. Now, onto the bass on the other side of the lake."
Who thinks Fish actually said Welcome in response to thank you
The fact that this is allowed but Dead Meat isn't allowed to show fake gore is crazy 😂
You could have the fish file a medical claim in the Canadian health care system. The government will offer the fish assisted suicide.
Brutal
If the fish was a combat veteran, they will be pleased, even excited to assist the fish in its suicide.
Good on them. It's about time the law caught up to good medical ethics standards on that
Best comment!
I didn't know they offered that. That's cool.
Also, that connective tissue at the bottom between the gills (throat area) is actually an artery. If you stick the knife in one gill and out the other (not in the gill rackers) and cut it it'll bleed them quick too
Yup put them in the water they just slip away peacefully, like slitting your wrists in a bathtub lmao
This.
This is ideal, they can't stress out if you cut there. They don't feel pain, but they do release a lot of hormones and chemicals when they take damage so you want to kill them quickly.
This comment section is infected by Vegans. I get you feel empathy and responsibility for the care of the planet or whatever, but humans are omnivores. We evolved our increasing intelligence because of the nutrients in meat specifically. There's mostly humane ways of dispatching animals for food. And guess what? They're working towards making lab growing meats more efficient and cost effective, so your arguments about the environment and "murder" are going to fade anyway. I respect your culinary creativity, and I've eaten several Vegan side dishes. Also to clarify, my personal moral philosophy is, It's not my business what you are doing as long as you aren't harming any others, And that others doesn't generally include animals to be clear.
You get a much cleaner spine bloodline removal if you use your thumb and go from the tail to the head in a scraping motion... hard to explain but I'll try: Put the tip of your thumb in the bloodline, then angle the thumb forward roughly 45 degrees and drag so the nail tip is riding the vertebrae.
How to unalive a fish humanely: *flips a lawn mower upside-down*
Funnily enough, that is more or less what they do to male broiler chicks. Known as maceration.
How to kill*
Garbage disposal comes to mind.
As a Fish in my past life, I can confirm that we don't feel any pain as soon as our brain is butchered.
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Wtf
As a shark in my past life i can confirm that before i kill and eat a fish i would commit the bite of 87 on its head so it feels no pain before getting torn and shredded apart by me
Goofy
Uhh, well, fishes don't feel pain at all, they do reactto the pain but they're not able to feel it
I’ve been tryna kill this fish by drowning it, it wasn’t working that way thank you alot
I had one swim up to me as best it could. It was an injured bluegill. It’s fins and tail were flaking off and it was bleeding. I picked it up out of the water and it didn’t even fight. It got that glazed over look in its eyes as if to say “please end my suffering” so I did. I took my pocket knife and stabbed it right through the top of the head into its brain. I didn’t waste the fish. It was too small to cook so I used it as catfish bait instead. It was a very humbling and eye-opening experience
murderer
I think it wanted help as opposed to annihilation, but you did the right thing
it's probably not a good idea to eat something with severe health problems, anyway. hopefully the catfish was healthy.
@@EatAllDaHumans unaliver*
@@EatAllDaHumans as opposed to letting it slowly die and suffer?
In Soviet Russia, you don’t catch fish, fish catch you
Soviet union or Russia. It is like saying Confederated States of American. Also isn't this meme more accurate to Australia?
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Instructions unclear, I know have a rock and some fish paste 😔😔
No, no, no, you have an organic wild caught fish spread. Sell it for $30 an ounce. It's all in the marketing 😂
In switzerland the following steps are mandatory: Edit: Step 0: make sure that the fish has the minimal lenght required in the water you fish 1. As soon as possible wack the fish over the head with a heavy blunt object. (if it moves again/the eyes move, hit again) (This is to stun the fish and make him not feel pain) 2. Bleed out by cutting throught the gills (or a stab directly into the hearth, but that one is risky to puncture the gallbladder) In restaurants/farms they use an electroshock bath
Exakt! Gruess us lozärn :)
@thaz fff Then please refer to the "will taste better and last longer" part of the video. I don't care much either, but I like good tasting food.
In Germany the same procedure 👍🏼
I rather eat it alive
@@lonewolf2150 gollum?
This is the way fishing is supposed to be, having fun and getting food but also having care and respect for the fish you're eating
so much respect! yanking them out of their home and murdering them! so respectful. get over yourself
@@someloudthunder3578 🤣 I triggered a vegan
@@Wizardlybat ignore the vegan lol. They don’t know correctly about life, I think the reason vegans were invented is because of the diet you want but those people took it too far
@@someloudthunder3578 lmao
@@someloudthunder3578 its either me or the birds and i figure i could use the fish more.
Me who’s never gone fishing before “mhm interesting”🤔
every fish i’ve ever caught was a “jumper”
Whaking them on the head usually just stuns them. Whilst they're unconcious you cut the gills which bleeds them out and they do pass away without any pain.
That's interesting, did you have your gills cut since you're saying "without any pain"?
@@Totyen kind of hard to feel and register pain when your fragile brain has been banged against some object equivalent to hitting the cement from standing height. The fish is fine. (well not really but it doesn't know that)
@@Totyen You dont feel pain when youre unconscious. Thats how anesthesia works.
@@OneAngryVelociraptor Ah yes, cause wacking them on the head is considered anesthesia. And also, there have been cases where anesthesia didn't work properly.
@@Totyen Hitting a fush with a club is the equivalent of hitting a human in the head with a baseball bat. You ain't feeling anything after that.
I’m a vegetarian and you don’t even understand how happy this makes me. I believe animals we eat should be treated like this, respectfully and done as painlessly as possible. because the way we mass raise/kill animals is literally so disgusting
Yup
As someone who isn’t a vegetarian but loves finding food that is tasty, I completely agree. If it tastes better, do it that way
@@milesperhour2286 yeah! there are many ways that we could meet in the middle. eating meet shouldnt be out of the picture obviously. but the way McDonalds and Chick-fil-A get their meet is not only cruel, but terrible for the environment.
@@sophiayoung1095 agreed.
@@sophiayoung1095 I’m at called “stressed meet”, and yes it taste worse. But that also bc mass production usually means epidemics and therefore there meat is also full of antibiotics (to prevent epidemics) and hormones ( for fast growing ). All this impacts the quality of the meet. That’s why I always buy my chicken or fish from local sustainable farms, that have happy animals.
In preparing freshly caught fish you need to avoid popping the bladder.
Most people don’t know where a fishes brain exactly is.
Nice video, anyways, Here's a chocolate chip cookie recipe: There are a few secrets to the best classic, chewy chocolate chip cookies. Number one: Don’t use chips; instead, opt for a mix of milk or semisweet and dark chocolate chunks. The second is to let the dough rest overnight or longer for a more complex, toffee-like flavor. Lastly, use an ice cream scooper to get even-sized cookies every time. And that’s it! With these little tweaks, the result is a cookie that’s textured on the outside, and soft and gooey on the inside. Absolutely perfect. Ingredients for 12 cookies ½ cup granulated sugar(100 g) ¾ cup brown sugar(165 g), packed 1 teaspoon salt ½ cup unsalted butter(115 g), melted 1 large egg 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 ¼ cups all-purpose flour(155 g) ½ teaspoon baking soda 4 oz milk or semi-sweet chocolate chunks(110 g) 4 oz dark chocolate chunk(110 g), or your preference Preparation In a large bowl, whisk together the sugars, salt, and butter until a paste forms with no lumps. Whisk in the egg and vanilla, beating until light ribbons fall off the whisk and remain for a short while before falling back into the mixture. Sift in the flour and baking soda, then fold the mixture with a spatula (Be careful not to overmix, which would cause the gluten in the flour to toughen resulting in cakier cookies). Fold in the chocolate chunks, then chill the dough for at least 30 minutes. For a more intense toffee-like flavor and deeper color, chill the dough overnight. The longer the dough rests, the more complex its flavor will be. Preheat oven to 350°F (180°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper. Scoop the dough with an ice-cream scoop onto a parchment paper-lined baking sheet, leaving at least 4 inches (10 cm) of space between cookies and 2 inches (5 cm) of space from the edges of the pan so that the cookies can spread evenly. Bake for 12-15 minutes, or until the edges have started to barely brown. Cool completely before serving. Enjoy
As a great man once said: “You’re a fish!”
"You, sir, are a fish!"
Dude killed that trout the way Varg killed Euronymous.
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VERY niche reference. "Satan"
You know, I was on my way to kill that trout myself.
I came here for this comment
That fish had a plan to 💀 him, so catching and dispatching it that way was totally just self defense.
As a vegetarian, thank you for showing a humane way to kill what you’ve caught ❤
Getting killed for a tutorial is crazy
“Un-Live” is the goofiest way to avoid YT’s PC algorithm 😂
I like how you're not allowed to say kill, but you are allowed to film yourself ending a life. Lmao
i think the terms "yeet", "obliterate", "live'nt", and "fucking destroy" are superior terms, personally
AFAIK this technique was pioneered in Roblox, of all places
Un-alive
this shows how fucked up and ridiculous this all censorship thing is
My family use to have this little snow shovel that lost the head, and was just a wooden pole with a handle. We called it the wooden breathtaker.