The right way to kill a fish
The most popular way to kill fish isn’t great for the fish - or our taste buds.
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Most fish die the same way - slow suffocation in the open air. It’s easy for fishers, but it causes fish tons of stress, and floods their bodies with chemicals like cortisol, adrenaline, and lactic acid. Those chemicals make the fish taste bad, smell “fishy,” and rot quickly.
But there's a better way: a four-step Japanese method called ikejime. It involves sharp knives. And a brain spike.
We adapted this video from Vox’s Future Perfect podcast, which goes much more in depth on ikejime: www.vox.com/future-perfect/20...
Cat Ferguson wrote a detailed article on the process at Topic: www.topic.com/how-to-kill-a-fish
This article about fish and pain from the Smithsonian informed reporting: www.smithsonianmag.com/scienc...
And here’s a link to the Ike Jime Federation, where Andrew is the president: www.ikejimefederation.com/
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I came here just to check if the fish is gonna say “auegh” before being killed.
No but :O
It needed a carrot! No fish says æügh by itself.
MY LEG
Lol
You mean ÆUGH
So I've been eating stressed fish my whole life
Yup
Its creepy knowing I had something in common with the fish I'm eating
You are what you eat, explains a lot doesn't it?
Krungx all good, nothing wrong.
yup, and you'll continue to do so up until you stop eating animal products
I'm an avid Melbourne FL shore fisherman who's caught more than 25 different Atlantic fish species. I can say for sure that this method results in a much tastier and fresher fish dinner. Especially with oily fish like bluefish and mackerel.
I live on the gulf side and I do see more anglers bleeding fish out. I will try this to see for myself. If grouper can taste even better why not!
Does ikejime have a similar effect with freshwater fish as wel?
experienced inshore Titusville fisher
@@bringit3164 did it work? also to everyone else Hi nice that fishermen are talking about this anyone tried on other seafood too?
@@taitaizozo i am no expert on fish, but I have no reason to believe why not. Things like adrenaline and lactic acid are likely released when freshwater fish suffocate to death as well.
As a fisherman who catches and cleans an prepares what he cooks, I really appreciate this method being shared. I always try to find the best way to prepare a fish even down to a scientific level like this video, knowledge and demonstration here.
Thank you I agree, this is awesome, every fisherman should do this
It’s 2023
Thats amazing sadly some fisherman arent as open minded as you
"THIS VIDEO CONTAINS FOOTAGES OF FISH BEING KILLED" *YOU DON’T SAY*
@ILoveAss your comment is scaring me
@ILoveAss no
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
I like how the moment anyone has even finished reading that and is about to turn off the video, they're instantly presented with a visceral brain-spike
ด.ช.คน มนุษย์ what
“When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising” *fitness isn’t a hobby. It’s a lifestyle.*
Swim SVEN, Swim SVEN!
more like a death style lol
Dying style* i insist
Nice!
Choke me daddy
"When its suffocating, its exercising" Guys with asthma 💪
as someone with asthmatic symptoms (does that count?) I can confirm this is in fact true
@@raptorzilla0710 it does when you think it does, always remember. "If you can't convince them, confuse them"-confusios
🥸
Great video, I was a meat processor for nearly 15 years. I can tell if a pig or cow was killed properly as well. Definitely interesting seeing how this is accomplished with fish. If I ever decide to go fishing I will follow this method.
I'm curious what your take on veganism is. I'm not trying to attack, I just want to learn new perspectives
im not gonna eat grass my whole life
@@Emanuel10348 neither am I. I had a delicious spicy burrito for lunch. You can have awesome food that doesn't come from killing and exploiting animals.
@@jacewright6428 people don't 'exploit' animals, we are omnivorous it's just part of our diet
@@jacewright6428 Eh, unless this animal is close to me on a personal level, it's potential food/threat.
Kid: Mom, why is that fish moving like that? Mom: *It's exercising*
Well at least she not lying
shes not lying
Love her or hate her. She spitting facts
**theyre groovin*
depsatico get out
she should've tasted the fish blindfolded to avoid a placebo effect
there was a large distinction between the two tho
Phylippe Zimmermann Paquin how do u know tho
@@marmoris72 Eating the two types of fishs?
@@davyddocarmocabral2989 Im curious is it only high end sushi restaurants that do this or others?
Also some fish market vendors in Japan will do it for you if they're kind enough, it really isn't some advanced technology or something, it's just a cleaner, faster way of killing a fish
Hey I took Andrew and his wife fishing when they visited Kauai in 2017! Taught him how to catch fish with seaweed! Awesome to see him again and doing well.
I searched up "king of new York killing a fish" and this was the second video that KZhead gave me 😳
Bro Same thing happened to me
Same
Same
same
“When it’s suffocating, it’s excersizing” *jumps into deep end of pool* i need *abs*
Results: Abs No Death Yes
its been a week and I think hes still exercising
I looked at the pool and saw no bubbles Eh, I think hes mutating
*exerciSing*
o k it’s been 4, he’s probably still exercising
Finding Nemo: The Final Chapter
God.
This is the best cursed comment I’ve see
Quick, post this on reddit
Finding Nemo: Vain Sacrifice
Ahhahahhaha
“Spinal cord distruction” That sounds like a wwe move
Honestly wish one of my uncles knew this. The way he killed the fish he caught was pretty awful. All life feels pain except maybe viruses and it's up to debate if viruses are even alive or just random strands of DNA floating around.
Having a brain and nervous system is the main. Way we feel pain. Animals feel far more pain than plants if plants do really feel it which is why we should eat the latter. Animal products use more plants than vegan food.
@@jacewright6428 I’ll stick with my meat, thanks
@@jacewright6428 animals feel pain for all of like a tenth of a second when you instantly destroy their brain
It's definitely random DNA in a shell. When it gets into your body, it's purely chance that it attaches or enters another cell.
Warning: This video contains footage of fish being killed Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Every minute in Afrika, 60 seconds pass
God I love that meme
I dont get it
2000 subs no video every 60 minutes a hour passes
Hmm it seems like the floor is made out of floor
"when its suffocating, its exercising" wow they're on the verge of death but still has the time to exercise. shame on me.
i m crying😂
It called desperate to survive.
MechaMicro it's called a joke💀
😂
myra961 hahahahaha!!!!!!
Anybody else just watched Joshua stomp on a fish?
yeah he made tuna salad
As a medical student, I found this video being super helpful, not only for academic but also for cooking as well lololol
I need to stop watching crime shows lol. I mean I thought you were going to write for personal reasons too. I mean this looks brutal but I understand that it is better.
@@Rinsuki vegan seafood is better. We don't have to act like villians
@@jacewright6428 you do know plants feel pain too, right?
@@bluefusionx9455 I find the scientific debate on that interesting but the fact is it that animal pain is much more obvious and that animal products require killing more plants than vegan food. It I had the choice to hit a dog in a car or swerve to hit a flower patch,
@@jacewright6428 how is it villainous?
1:09 “When it’s suffocating, it’s exercising.” I’m gonna be a personal trainer so I can help people *exercise*
r/cursed_comment
@@rikkowastaken Well, you messed that comment up. You want to try again?
@@__-yh7zl there
Narajiナラジ no
@@diegojose193 no
“I’m an attorney, but my real passion is killing fish.”
Psychopath by heart 😄
John Smith not just killing fish, teaching others how to do it, which is arguably weirder
Nice name
John Smith where can I buy that spike and wire?
Yeah a bit weird
4:20 I really like how she was honest with how she thought they tasted
"spinal cord destruction" I almost expected him to say "watch me do a fatality on this fish"
"real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish" That's a real specific passion, I wish I knew that much about myself.
ikr
You'll be eating a fish with lead residue.
Its definitely on a different level, its like someone that sets out to be a proctologist.
there’s one way to find out about yourself shrooms
@AlanXD A doctor thats an expert in b-holes
Waiting for it to say: "My leg!"
I see the Spongebob reference
I see what you did there
Nice
I almost choked on my water 😂
Only people with high IQ will get this right away
Joshua should take notes
Yea
it tastes better, rots slower, is less painful. people: *T I M E A N D M O N E Y*
Then just charge more.
Imagine Rotting This post was made by Ikejime gang
Chrome Arome lmao
Lmaoooooo
Chrome Arome lmao, in my head I was just like sponsored by the ikejime gang
Chrome Arome I remember that meme sadly it completely died
lmao i loved those memes
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Beautiful
😭 bravo!!! 👏👏
nice
666th like
Funny! 😄
RDR2: Suffocation: -1 Honor Ikejime: +10 Honor +15 Health +69 Dead Eye +21 Energy
When I went deep sea fishing the boat captain just smacked the tuna on the top of the head with a big stick, and it made a funny noise then stopped moving. Is that Iwo Jima?
same here did it to a tope then caught a Ling and cut its head off both very quick cant see Iwo Jima CATCHING on that quick
Fish : *Suffocating* Also Fish : "Oh yeah let me just get one last workout in"
@karanmalhotra seee
But consider the g a i n s
I'm drunk and cannot stop laughing at this omfg whyyyyy did you write this 😂😂😂
Mood
*the grind never stops*
I’m not inviting you to my birthday party
But why not
I have a pet goldfish is that you Jimmy
Goldfish sorry I didn’t mean to flush you down the toilet
I have some fish food :(
Now are you making threats?
"at least i died professionally"
Japanese people eat tons of fish, but they don't eat it RAW if it is not killed with ikejime. In Japanese supermarket, raw fish is separated from broiling fish corner.
From my observation as a neighbouring Korean national, Japanese people seem to eat curry more often than sashimi (=raw fish) unless one lives in remote islands such as Ogasawara and Hachijo Jima. I was so relieved to find that during my visits to Tokyo for business and pleasure since I am a meat-loving person who has never been grandly fond of raw fish unlike the vast majority of my fellow Koreans. lol
"The fish smells fishy" "Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes" -Jamal.
gg man ha, wrong. Here in Africa, we work on African time. A 1 second in Africa is about 10 seconds where you are from.
Make my brain tingling
When it starts smelling fishy it’s no good. It’s not supposed to smell fishy when caught
It's supposed to smell like the sea, not a fishy, rotten smell. There is a difference. Compare a freshly bought fish to a fish left outside the fridge, on heat, for 3 hrs. You'll notice the difference of "fishy"
Lan Dewell ok I know your just trying to help but the person is joking
it does makes sense i rather have my brain crushed to remove self awareness than drowning for 30 minutes edit i meant suffocating
*steb*
Mohamed Zahidin *drowning*
Exercising
but u will not experience the Ultimate lucid dream meant to be produced from your brain before the final shutdown
Fish don’t feel pain though, you would feel pain from drowning
Thanks a lot for this video. I understand the benefits for meat and poultry, though never had seen this. Thanks for explaining Ike Jime in detail through science.
Japanese do every simple thing with utmost respect and absolute perfection. They master of perfection. Love from India🇮🇳.
Especially their war crimes
@@cvilla1944 absolutely correct Hiroshima and Nagasaki nuclear bombings.
@@nahidnegar8814 200k people died in hiroshima and nagasaki. Japan murderes 6 milllion Chinese, Indonesians, Koreans and Filipinos.
@@jakonhentschel7476 and Indians also. Japanese army killed Indian and cannibalise also. We defeated Japanese in Battle of Imphal which was major turning point in WW2. My point is nuclear bomb ended war for good. But detonating on civilian population is an act of terrorism. They could have detonated on military facilities. Discussion going in wrong direction starting from praise of workmanship to war crimes and blame game.
Especially when they fillet live fish for very expensive dishes. Very humane.
“The fish has a fishy smell” *I was born at a very young age*
When a blind man goes to the fish market, he thinks he’s surrounded by ladies
The floor appears to be made of floor
When I breathe, I live.
My iPad is made out of a screen and more
Food is made of food
Public Disclaimer: No fish were harmed during the making of this video. The one shown in this video is indeed a paid actor.
of this video
That is so fishy.
@@SlothLolo that is puntastic
No fish were harmer just killed swiftly and harmlessly by the ikejima method.
True man
Unless a fish has a larger brain than what I was told, how can you pinpoint the right place especially across different types of fish?
Memorize each fish’s biology. Or look it up based on what you’re processing
King of New York, take notes
You did it wrong... 1. Catch fish 2. Bite off head 3. Set head on pike and leave on shoreline.
Nonono your supossed to start eating the fish whole
Thank you god
@Clout Sukker ha, cant stop laughing
Okay. So I gathered all the information from all the replies, so basically. 1. Catch it 2. Bite off its head 3. Put head on pike 4. Crucify it on a cross until it bleeds out 5. Eat it whole This must be done in public among plenty of people to increase the experience of fear.
TheOneTheOnly W You barbarian
“The fish get that fishy aroma” Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
TGRGDv2 Most fish shouldn’t smell “fishy”. If they do, you shouldn’t eat them.
Clinical Depression Well of course the guts will. But yeah, I don’t really get that concept. If it wasn’t killed correctly and cooked rather quickly, it isn’t fresh. If it’s been in an ice box at all, it isn’t fresh. A fresh fish is one that’s been killed and cooked.
Brianna Gordy its for comedic purposes, of course fish shouldn’t smell fishy
together we can stop this!
@@aniketmore8236 Please spread the word
I LOOKED UP “King of New York” AND THIS CAME UP
Joshua needs to watch this video 😕
Bruh ”spinal cord destruction” sounds like a move an anime villian would use
I think Bane did that to Batman
*FINISH HIM!*
@@mafic3351 *FATALITY*
Spinoal cordo disturuction...
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
"The right way to kill a fish" "Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed" Yeah I sure hope it does
Vegan's would file a lawsuit if it didn't have the warning
you never know when the american dumbness can strike, better make the obvious even more obvious
@@borgresearcher damn😂😂
@@Karthik-kt24 sadly but true
@@raykeller8097 'other nationalities' they only mentioned one country lmao
2:01 My brain: HAMILTON
Serial killer be like : this video is education
Me : I’m going to have an early night. Also me at 3am : *The right way to kill a fish*
Same lol
Sleep.. You will have fishy nightmares
4am: The right way to kill a human
666th like :v/
This is me rn wtf
"when it's suffocating it's exercising" wow i feel like I'm suffocating when i exercise, who knew i was a fish
You should try exercising with the ikejimi method next time.
😂😂😂😂😂
@@anonmouse6337 lmao
LOL Did you know that sleeping burns 100 calories, so guys I’m going to do my fav exercise 😂
Lmao!! 😂😂💀
Joshua takin notes rn
Suffocating a fish is not “the most common” way in my experience. Most people either knife them or give ‘em a good whack on the head.
yep, suffocation is allot more uncommon now I use a priest over its head and in about 4 blows its out cold
"an attorney and former commercial fisherman... who's real passion is teaching people to kill fish" Me: wait what?
Rando Bassie that was my first reaction 😂😂
Breaking bad
He's the president of the ike-jime federation of America, makes sense
SORE WA CHIGAU YO!
"Huh? Oh, you mean teaching them to do it humanely?" "Umm... okay."
At 4A.M. in the morning this is *EXACTLY* what I wanted to learn
Lol it’s 3:53 am right now, I’m not even joking! 😂
11:11pm lmao
4:14 lol
So you're saying it can be 4AM in the evening as well?
@@hilmy2633 I just wanted to see if anyone would notice or not
Spinal cord destruction Scorpion: "Hey, that could be my finishing move"
Disclaimer: “no fish were harmed in the making of this film”
Everyone: talked about exercise Me: S P I N A L C O R D D E S T R U C T I O N
Yoki TH is that an elbow destruction reference
BETCH 36 wOoOoOo spooky
Mortal kombat 11: Fish Edition
SCD FROM WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
Discombobulate
Title : best way to kill a fish Video: warning will show a fish getting killed Lmao
They don't want the their Liberal viewers to feel a like their safe place was violated.
0:03 This is the part where he kills the fish.
@@joshuaosullivan2761 nice grammar
Instantly starts showing killing the fish before some people can even read the warning.
That's vox for ya
I actually prefer my fish stressed. If they could waterboard them and tell them their parents didnt love them id eat that one first.
The video: *contains fish being killed.* Me: That's why I'm here...
"the fish has a fishy smell" *100% of stair accidents happen on stairs*
@@sageivu then thats a floor accident that happened on the stairs not a stair accident that happened on the stairs
@@creepersbeware oop-
vibe? hmm, yes, the floor accident happened on the stair
@@sageivu *Its a JOKE*
The leading cause of death is dying studies say..
As a fisherman I actually appreciate this.
yeah this is actually a huge tip!
😊
I'm not a fisherman but I really appreciate it too
Andy Kubash Yup! I grew up fishing in Hawai’i.
And i, as a commoner...wont mind spending a little more for fish like this
"the fish smells fishy" "That man was about as tall as a 6'4" tree"
josh moment
"... an attorney and former commercial fisherman." What, how did that happen? The hands say "fisherman", but the Rolex says "$500/hr for your divorce paperwork."
On the Vox podcast I think he said he worked as a commercial fisherman in college. He's actually a healthcare lawyer, and until recently worked for HHS. Pretty nice CV.
He is a fish lawyer they pay him in sunken gold
@@bakingsoda1145 Aye he did the lad. Got me guppies out of the locker he did.
If someone charges 500/hr, I'm sorry for your "Karen took the kids" narrative but you definitely won that case.
@@bakingsoda1145 "fish lawyer" Hello harvey alibastor
"This is Andrew Tsui, an attorney and former commercial fisherman whose real passion is teaching people how to properly kill fish" Fish : (chuckles) I'm in danger
me like, good
Sounded like he said Choi and not Tsui
Andpoo Modo Because it’s the traditional way to pronounce it.
Andpoo Modo yeah, looks like the subtitle is wrong
Joshua didn’t see this video obviously
I really wanna go fishing but I don’t like killing fish and seeing them suffer
Can't wait for this to become a series! "The right way to kill a ______"
sal14rocks human
Baby.
Meme
@@nootchan4855 👏👏
All hopes and happiness.
*Fish:* Give me a quick death...please *Humans:* _throws fish in an ice bucket_ *Fish:* Let me out! _LET ME OOUUUUUTTTT!!_
Yep its always like that
It's like eric andre but instead he wants to get out this time
Sorry fishy, you are the control group...
If it's still alive, it's gonna see itself cut to pieces of sashimi.
Isn’t it strange how we’re able to take it all as a joke even when we know that if it happened to us it would hurt so much, not throwing shade, just strange Anyways humanity succs
Bruh spinal cord destruction sounds like some weird anime superpower
king of new york is taking notes rn
Now do a human edition, my nephew is being a little annoying.
get ready for total spine destruction
@@yellowsubmachine5848 OML WHY DO I LAUGH AT THIS😭😭😭
Alright get the brain spike
Easy step 1 anastesia the less stress the more tender 2. A quick easy snap 3. Break the spinalcord 4. Chop off the head or insert a Spike through the soft spot
@@Ivan-uq8cc 4. Dont forget for the total spine destruction
"this video contains footage of fish being killed" Wow, really?
Ikr
You would be surprised at how many people wouldn't expect it.
Your user pic is hilariously appropriate for this comment. :-P
People could think the title was a joke or something
I know! Overprotective...
I love that this came through during striper season, and he’s cleaning strippers. Beautiful tasting fish. Always dispatch your fish quickly if keeping it, and be gentle and support it when you release it to make sure it’s strong enough to support itself
I first thought you were not talking about fish...
@@michaelio2306 Stripers or Strippers, same applies… as long as you wrap it
Why is he drowning the fish at 2:56😰
"Where's my fu¢king money, $h!t head?"
was gonna like the video until he drowned it
Fish breath in water-
Just to note, I am japanese and not all the fish in Japan are killed this way. It is quite rare to see Ikejimed fish in markets. One more note, the knife the guy in the video is using is one of the best knive makers in the world called Masamoto. its expensive but its worth it :)
I don't remember them saying all/most fish are killed that way in Japan, but rather it's something that high end restaurant tend to do more
@@Mr-R.R. He's just saying that so people don't get the idea that that is how it is always done in Japan, because people might assume that.
I doubt that knife is worth more than a regular one
garmon bozia check the prices boo
Ryuichiro Suzuki ya my baba has that knife and she constantly talks about it 😂
You missed the standard Chinese market method of "whack it on the head with a sawed-off baseball bat". Edit: Thanks for all the likes everyone!
i mean that's the only humane way that matter
When I catch small fish that I use for bait, I just slam them on a rock. It’s quick, painless, and since I won’t be eating them, anything else doesn’t matter.
that's the way i mostly see in the market in our country
Dab I’m going to be that one 8 year old YOUR ABUSING IT, YOU SHOULDNT HAVE KILLED IT but tho that is terrifying
then use a over extended box cutter to slice it up.
king of new york is typing....
When you fall asleep first at the sleepover:
is that guy wearing a rolex to cut up a fish?! damnnn
QQJason i can’t even bring myself to wear a $50 shirt for fishing
And he’s also using a $700 knife
He is an attorney
The rolex is made to go into the water
They said he was a lawyer, so this probably just a side hobby he's passionate about.
If the answer isnt with a shotgun im afraid you are mistaken
Aww man
what about a principle making you mad. do you shoot up the school
It isn’t called a Hunting Rifle for no reason.
Is a .50 bmg good enough?
I dont want lead in my food.
"The fish smells fishy" People were born on their birthday.
Lol
Thanks for the information. I will definitely try this technique this coming season
Death by suffocation or lobotomized, bled out and pick through the spine? Fish: Shark plz..
Lmao
Being eaten alive is much better than instant brain death?
glowjar Depends on how kinky the fish is. Some people like to be eaten out.
@@deltronzero9 heard of vore? wierd stuff bro
@サイレントボイス ACCEPT YOUR FATE!!!!
Vegan: You can't eat fish because they feel pain when you kill them. Ikejime practitioners: Hold my salad.
Hold my sushi
Fish don’t feel pain fellers.
IG wait, I thought that shoving the spike into the brain prevents it from feeling pain and the point of messing up the spinal cord is done to prevent the lactic acid buildup.
@@arisafari1855 it feels the initial pain and any pain after that if the brain isnt cut completely/broken instantly. i've experienced this with cows mostly, but cutting of the brain still has it feel the initial plunge of the spike to the brain. After that its just muscle spasms. I don't know how much my knowledge translates to ikejime though
IG They literally point out in the video they don’t feel pain you might want to go and rewatch the video
Vox: fish killing footage Also Vox: fish killed in the background
That one fish at 1:23 : I’m alive but I’m dead
Hasn't been filleted yet
“The fish have a fishy smell” *100% of deaths are caused by dying.*
NJ Studios oil is fatty
Salt is salty
And... you completely missed the point... or I completely missed the joke. If the former... then there is no joke to be had. If the latter... then it went over my own head.
Billie Eilish was born at a very young age.
🤦♂️
“The fish smells fishy” *100% of gun incidents happen with a gun*
Omg
Im proud
Wow I didn’t know!
She’s saying that it has strong fish smell, and the other one didn’t. Fish is not supposed to smell super fishy, it’s just what we are used to.
Every sixty seconds a minute passes in Africa.
“Warning: this video contains footage of fish being killed” Me: what made you think I click this video to begin with?
I find very awesome techniques of a long time ago and why still make sense use them, but tech is catching up. In Japan they're using water supersatured with oxygen to preserve fish. This is a low cost feature if adopted massively and could provide freshiness flavour for days. Basically a simple piece of equip can introduce so much oxygen through micro an nano bubles that bacteria that rotten the fish could not thrive while immerse.
Imagine hanging out with the boys then getting removed from the water then having a spike go through your head.
Fush:Demn that escalated
Better then suffocating
Imagine if you were one of the boys still in the water
Lobotomy at mental hospitals in the 60
lol
"This fish smells _fishy_ " *Dying* is the number one cause of death.
All type of poison death are caused by poison.
Good one, I'm going to laugh now
100% of people were once babies
@@SubcribeMinecraftNOW Good sir, How was the laugh?
Symptom not cause but you get a like cos you funny
"The fish smells fishy" There are more airplanes in the oceans than submarines in the sky.
I had a job taking the heads off chickens. There I am, I rip the head off the chicken, and then the chicken starts flyin' all over. Then he comes back at me, and I wonder is he flyin' back at me 'cause he's mad 'cause I ripped his head off. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause I'm holdin' his head in my hand. Or is he flyin' at me 'cause he can't see where he's goin'?"