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Michael Stevens
PO Box 33168
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**CREDITS**
Hosted by
Michael Stevens
Edited by
Hannah Canetti
( / hannaynaycanaynay )
VFX by
Jack Merline
Music from AudioNetwork
(www.audionetwork.com)
**VSAUCE LINKS**
Vsauce1: / vsauce1
Vsauce2: / vsauce2
Vsauce3: / vsauce3
*DING* Do Inline with what's advertiser friendly Now Guys
lmaooooo this deserves pinning
Yep
Pin it! Pin it! Pin it!
Hehehehehhe
Leave it to KZhead to constantly a legacy name to be forced to change.
D!NG:- Demonetize !t Now Guys
Mere ko nahi samajh aaya naam kyun change kiya?
Do on the Internet Now Guys
@@MorbyLol No because that would be DOTING, not D!NG.
@@AidanRatnage I don't thing you understand the name of the channel that has never been TYCDONG
Was going to make the same joke but you beat me to it, lol.
As that beard grows something else grows within him
His dong
@@ethangoldsmith9332 his D!ng* fix'd
@@luanbravo4401 sa dog, thanks
His sentience.
Luan Bravo The rage.
4:49 - "because I'm lazy.... and impatient" - coming from a guy who spoke prime numbers from 3 hours XD
That is his natural state
And stared at a pot of water for 5 years
I'm pretty sure a printer is faster than the mail.
But his Mind Field episode where he was in solitary confinement really messed with him. This lead me to ponder "Are we driven by terminal goals or stimulation, and what would that say about current AI paradigms?"
4:46
Michael gave KZhead the only good KZhead Red show, and they STILL demonetize him...
People need to stop using youtube. They want to do it's uploaders over.
Why?
@@firekind1980 edit it to "their uploaders over" so it wont confuse other readers
the red show from slow mo guys is good to, and free.
666th like
Michael - "i'm impatient" also Michael - watches water boil for 50 minutes.
And says prime numbers for 3 hours
Patience goes somewhere. ;)
He used Up his patiance 🤔
Uh-uh! That water actually boiled from his impatient stare
@@thedoctor855 KZhead is recommending that as my watch next :)
Michael: This channel has always been D!NG . Also Michael: Did the past really happen?
Music intensifies
What's similar between the name DONG and events on 5 April 1976? *Nothing.*
this was so perfect and beautiful omg
its 1984 all over again
let me do the math ................... no
The channel name is d!ng and it has always been d!ng, we are at war with east asia, and we've always been at war with east asia. After all, war is peace.
Bishop Munoz I love that reference, thank you for sharing it here
ah yes 1984
*big brother joins the chat*
Doublethink
And freedom is slavery
Oh boy it's D!NG, my favorite not phallic youtube show I've always known as D!NG
Wait im? :< wait? Wait? D.O.0.o hmmmph? NOOOOOOOOO00000000000000ooooooooooo••••••••••••••••••? Oh yea i rem&$;$*ember D!ngaling
@@sadstonks9216 He's saying that he's really happy to see you
Welcome to D!NG: Things you can Do! Now, guys
Thing you can Do !nline now guys
Do it now guys!
Me: Wait, D!NG? I don't remember it being called- Michael: IT WAS ALWAYS D!NG
What was it called before
@@dentonledesma47 it has always been ding
You're crazy, it was always D!NG
@@mikebarnes7441 or does it kzhead.info/sun/h7JrZcugopidhHk/bejne.html
666 likes
Damn, homeboy never really came back after those 3 days in isolation. R. I. P.
On god
Facts
Could be the ayahuasca too
Both are contributing factors with his descent into madness. XD
True shame... Made for a great episode, though.
Oh hey look a new D.O- Michael: *eyes out on me* Me: ..... -I.N.G,
Ah, yes. DOING.
do an orgy in the next generation
"...something you can be D.O.I.N.G. online now guys"
Mossmyr My dumbass was thinking of it as “doe ing”
The ding is from the notification noise
This is turning into a horror channel I'm calling it.
That'll be great!
Oh wait, is this not?
I can't wait for actual D*ng lore compilation videos and theories
Michael is becoming more and more weirder
Nah, he is just *_L A Z Y_*
KZhead demonotizes friendly educational channel because of a word 5 year old's say Nice one
That's because 5 year olds run youtube.
Ding d!ng
zztop3000 Listen, dumbfuck, he/she is referring to the fact that in the younger stages of your life, Dong is a synonym for the male appendix. I’m not typing it like this because I’m smart, just imagine this paragraph being said in a sarcastic tone.
@@ulyssesstidham7104 What paragraph? At what point did your few sentences make you seem smart? I think you're lost.
no fun allowed
Michael: I am Lazy, and IMPATIENT Also Michael: Watches water boil without moving or saying any thing for 40+ minutes
When everyone thinks that it was DONG, Mandella Effect in full power
Do Online Now Guys/DONG. -Vsauce, Michael
@@remikvalheim3431 No, that's the Mandella effect. As you can see, you can check his channel name and logo, it never happened.
@@aIkaIi I am 33 years of knowledge. Trolls dont have an effect on me, neither does mandela. Good try tho
@@remikvalheim3431 r/whoosh
Remi Kvalheim nelson mandela is obviously tricking you into thinking the past actually happened
This video should be titled: "Coping mechanisms for being demonetized"
cry
@@robblequoffle8456 ok some us aren't privileged and can't afford that. That is why we need Michael.
That's the next video
That intro had me dying of laughter. Then it soured on me, and now i'm feeling 1984'd.
Wazzup I'm definitely a chicken
You have always been a chicken. Never anything else
Hi I am a chicken
Probably Not A Chicken well I wouldn't go as far as calling it Orwellian, but keeping in mind how "political correctness" language as gotten, I can see ourself getting there safe and sound
Contact the thought police!
**Clicks on video** VSauce: Wazzaaaaaaaaaap **Likes video**
Hey, VSauce, Michael here! And welcome to DING! The name this channel has always gone by. It has never been called anything that might not be considered brand-friendly, or might possibly lead to demonetization. There is no war in Ba-Sing-Se.
Brilliant
People: "Why ding?" Michael: "It's the notifcation sound whenever my video gets demonetized"
Same
200th like XD
Lol
DING! Demonetization Is Not Good
nothing happened in 1989 at dong square.
Oh man I sure am excited for nothing to happen on June 3rd, 1989 in D!nganmen Square
Why not "D!NGsauce"? Oh wait... now I know why.
DongSauce
I don't know if I'm missing anything but: DingSauce actually appears in the url below the picture at 0:05
What do you think Vsauce really is?
I thought this channel was called [REDACTED]
You were actually demonitized for using comic sans
There is nothing wrong with it,he even made a video about it
@@lvbboi9 yes this was in reference to that
@@medicalmishap1452 gud
LVB animations and stuff where’s the video
@@zaidayoubi8708 It's on Vsauce1, it shouldn't be too hard to find. It's called "A Defense of Comic Sans"
This is by al means a D!NG, something you can "do factorial now guys"
I mean, we should all play more Factorio. It's a great game.
@@PTNLemay Please tell me you're joking because my autistic mind can't figure it out.
@@lichtishlogistics I'm aware they are different things, if that's what you mean. They sound the same when you say them quickly. I was just playing on that.
@Moon Light House If you have an autistic mind then you will love factorio
I had to watch "I'm lazy and impatient" multiple times. Crying laughing.
I love how much Micheal embraced meme culture. God he’s amazing.
He started in the meme culture
D.I.N.G. Demonetize Indiscriminately Now Guys
Dang.
@@firefish111 D.a.n.g D.dang a. n. g.
@@firefish111 D: Damn A: The N: Video G: Got Demonised Again
Thank you I needed my daily dose of oxygen. That long inhale after that hard chuckle has aligned my chakras
@@blazekush996 Glad I helped :) Have a nice day.
D!ng ! This episode were talking about the "Mandela Effect".
99% of people say it was called -dong-
What a wasted opportunity :(
That would have been beautiful
900th Like
Lmao
4:55 I thought he was gonna say "Or am I"
0:38: “I have been following him for a long time now” *still has the follow button available*
He doesn't mean online ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@smearfo5612 he said on instagram lol
@@smearfo5612 ...instagram is online
you misspelled D!NG in your channel about page. you should get that fixed!
Yo it's been a while since I've seen you in a comment section rawb pfp man
Hello again rawbs alt account
he shold change his channel to music channel the melody here is good, (music channel are add whitelisted)
Omg dont u know that thats INTENTIONAL. some people are SOOOOOOO DUMDUM. LIKE WOW UR SUCH A DUMMY
Art- -kay r/wooooooosh
Facts: 1) Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. 2) D!NG has always been my favourite channel. 3) I love -Big Brother- KZhead algorithm.
*Michael is watching you.*
Rohan Sonkusare Micheal is slavery
I've never read 1984 but it's referenced so much as "hue hue 1984 make my iq big" that I can just take a wild guess at this point
@@Jamie-tx7pn Its just the way Michael said it, it fits the theme of the book very well.
I just started reading 1984 like a couple days ago
0:28 *Michael slowly sticking his tounge out and then cutting*
Beginning: Welcome to D!NG, the name this channel has always gone by. 2:00 minutes into video: *Shows link to DONG KZhead channel in Vsauce description*
Mandela effect evidence
I love how quickly and efficiently Michael handled the name change confusion
ERBOCH what was the reason he changed it anyways?
FirstName LastName because dong sounds bad to KZhead
What name change? This channel has always been called D!NG, for stuff you can Do ! Now Guys
What name change?
@@starfiring I love doing stuff you can Do ! Now Guys!
Michael-changes channel name to something more family friendly Also Michael-“welcome back to Michael’s toys”
Ryanstoyreview: *Shivering*
I dont know how to respond to this yet i did
I feel like this channel will continue making adult jokes whenever they can!
Exactly!
The "family friendliness" is not the main reason at all.
4:50 Give me back my soul Michael.
Demonetisation for the name being the sound a bell makes, the currency of Vietnam or another way for saying u hit someone. Rip D!NG
Did y’all get demonetized? Edit: yep
There’s an ad in this video. At the end.
Why
What video?
Obviously he's got it sorted because he's changed the name of the channel as the KZhead dictators demanded.
RIP dong puns
That intro made me double check to make sure my doors were locked.
AuroraXD this comment made me double check if my doors were locked
these doors made me double check if my comment was locked
Top top lock checked locked check if top was me were sure make top
These doubles checked if comment was my door
He never recovered from those 3 days in isolation.
He’s accepted that he’s a meme and I love it
1:56 KZhead: *_[Hey D!NG, we found a copyrighted scene from one of the videos of the youtuber: (Vsauce)]_*
D E M O N E T I S E D
Name of character in ur profile pic please
@@Obscure_Nightvision_Reviews why
@@Obscure_Nightvision_Reviews She's from kancolle but i don't remember her name
Mine is kula diamond
Michael : this channel has always been advertiser friendly Also Michael: Hello my fellow ding dongers
Also Michael: Michael's Toys!
Continues to talk about michaels toys Also also michael (but in a different video) TOUCH MY ORB.
*You ready too ding dong with my toys?*
HELLO MY FELLOW DONG DIGGITY DONGA DONGERS!
The ending puzzle is one of my favorites. I have one made of wood pieces and I've messed with it since I was quite young. This video was fun Michael! Keep up the great work.
"Oh hey, is that a new channel by VSauce? Wait 4 years ago, there's no way." Then I proceeded to have the weirdest reality check.
I sure love watching videos from my favourite channel -DONG- D!NG They took my family send help
What's that word you wrote before D!NG? It doesn't even look like a word.
@@Gandalf_the_Black_ there's nothing written
@@Gandalf_the_Black_ It's in an unknown language. Mortals can't decipher it.
*instructions unclear. Sent rubber bludgeons to they, not help. British apologies*
Do !nline Now Guys
I almost didn't click on this video because I thought this was an impostor channel.
It is fake. Check the stick n beard and cgi
Same Here, I clicked only to leave a downvote for fakery, but noticed it was Michael
Wdym it's always been D!NG
@@mookooy lmao
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
This is for some reason my favorite of his uploads. the jokes. the despair. the way he says thanks for watching. I'll remember this one a lot when he's dead what a guy
I feel like he’s getting crazy lmao 😂🤣
*DONG* Sep 2015 - May 2019 Rest in spaghetti
?
Never forgetti
What's dong?
You mean D!NG And it's still alive
Tf is DONG?
There are 2 very important things happening at the same time: 1. Michael is slowly drifting into insanity 2. How to basic is making “normal” videos Coincidence? I THINK NOT
This D!NG video is perfectly normal though... ...or is it?
A
Hotel? Trivago.
This little rat is guilty!
I think Michael lost his mind back in the Isolation Chamber
I’ve had that sort of little puzzle at the end in my house for years
"Ding dongers" that sounds very wrong, and sexually inappropriate.
sexually inappropriate? sounds very appropriate for sex to me.
What wrong with doorbells?
I KNEW IT! But now how long before 'Michael's toys' gets demonitized for the same reasons
I was wondering that
Toy channels are a big thong on youtube so probably never
@@RyanKennelly03 "big thong"
Michael's Dong
@@RyanKennelly03 Tiy chanels are a bog thong in yiutube si pribably never oh wait this isnt reddit
Changes names to D!NG *Undemonetized* “...Michaels ToYs” *Demonetized*
Wouldn't undemonetized be just monetized?
jo_kil Exactly. He got spared for changing the name
Undemonetzed- The undoing of demonetization. This is different from minimization for undoing demonetization doesn’t mean monetization came before it. -Ur mums dictionary
I already have that starburst-esque puzzle from the end - very good exercise trying to figure out how to put it together, and it absolutely is a dexterity thing; took me quite a while to figure out how to.
0:05 when you first encounter the scary part of a horror game
Remember DONG? Me neither this channel has always been D!NG
I remember DONG. This channel has always been DONG
@@Tailikku1 I swear you're either a moron or a troll that actually tries to do this Edit: fatfingeres
Who is a DONG? Is it a faster way to say Donkey Kong?
Mandela effect??!?!?
mandela effect mate
Therapist: Vsauce Michael isnt real, he cant hurt you. Vsauce Michael: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAP
Therapist: D!ING isnt real, it cant hurt you. D!ING: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAP
@Meizar Farizky F
"Terapist"
@@yugal.prakash fixed.
@@mirvox all right
This desk was custom made to restrain him.
When I first started watching Vsauce, I never thought Micheal could make me laugh so hard. But hey I guess I learned something new from him yet again
Michael: I'm impatient Also Michael: will a watched pot boil?
lol
Will I watched pot boil?
@@IOLEVIOI yep
Letting a beyblade rip has never been more advanced than this
We have truly reached peak beyblade ripping
@@luketerry3635 That would be when it rips the fabric of time and space.
But Topsy Turvy doesn't have yugioh monsters come out of it.
@@AidanRatnage But it can
The ultimate beyblade
You can't gaslight me. The channel was DONG.
I have that second star puzzle thing, and I got really good at it. I figured out that if you just pair up 3 pieces and make 2 halves, the two halves slide together without having to force anything.
Remember Dong? This is it now Feel old yet?
No Idea what you're talking about, I only know DING
Stop talking nonsense, there is no such thing as DONG
Who allowed this lunatic out of the asylum?
What's this "DONG" nonsense people are talking about? There must be some sort of widespread illness or something
NO IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN DING KZhead PLS DONT DEMONETIZE NO DONGS HERE haha *angry stare*
Me: **Sees Vsauce outro** Also me: **Wipes tear from eye**
Vsauce? What is Vsauce?
@@TaKevinT You don't know Vsauce? Man your missing out
This guy's main channel
@@myeyesaredrymylove whoosh
I swear, I just got done cutting onions.
michael is making me feel just as insane with every new video because i just kinda GET IT
I love the way Michael's gone with this so much 😂
Is youtube going to demonetize videos talking about vietnam's currency, too?
Imagine if that actually happened. That would be hilarious.
www.ccn.com/u-s-treasury-to-name-shame-vietnam-for-manipulating-its-dong Relevant news article
There are some other weird name in Vietnam, too. "Phuc Dat Bich" is a totally normal name in Vietnam but not so normal for those who speaks English. A facebook account with that name literally got banned a few years before.
@@CubeBag I think you meant cnn. As in www.cnn.com/u-s-treasury-to-name-shame-vietnam-for-manipulating-its-dong it's not an existing article, but ccn gives me bad website vibes
Lol
1994: we'll have flying cars in the future 2019: Waazaaaaaaaaaap
*2019
@@chris_outh thanks.
@@LuzzBightyear no problem
I've got one of those second puzzles. Once you figure it out, it's just a test of your dexterity to reassemble it. Also it's incredibly frustrating if you build it wrong and have both hands full of parts that won't actually fit together.
Wow. The Mandela effect is crazy. For the longest time i thought this channel was called DONG lol
woahh dud
I know same, so weird
Um actually it was called DANG before
Kane The Unsettled yeah dude I was convinced it was called Vsauce.
What no it's always been called D!NG
Everytime I see him his beard becomes bigger and he becomes more insane.
Vsause has gone mad and DONG is a video log of him going into the downward spiral of insanity He also loves science So you can say he is a... *MAD SCIENTIST*
Insanity may be effect of the isolation experiment ;D (Mind Field s01e01)
*D!NG
@@anduro7448 you mean D!NG right? There isn't a channel called DONG, that would be silly
@@anduro7448 DONG? Who would name their channel that? That's sounds sexual af.
Hmm.. "Stay curious" reminds me of 'It's Okay To Be Smart'
And as always, thanks for making videos.
Now you have to redo EVERY video on this channel
I think he'll just leave that up to the Ministry of Truth
This is why we can’t have nice things. First Vsauce, and now DONG. . . I mean D!NG.
What happened to vsauce?
What's with DONG? That's not a thing I've ever heard about.
Such a cool desk!
I love it when he just stops, sits there and looks at you
Quick! someone get Michael out of that desk! He's trapped!
WHAT SHOULD WE DO
He's trap*!
quick, remove curvature of space time
"Ding-ding" - - Michael Reeves
They should do a collab
KZhead Buddies
yes
they should meet each other !
Michael: *IM LAZY AND IMPATIENT* Also Michael: *Watches water boil for 50 minutes*
the end of an era
Michael not only lost the password to Vsause, but also forgot the channel name of D.O.N.G.
What ist D.O.N.G.?
What is D.O.N.G?
@@anselmschueler things to Do Online Now Guys
@@Tailikku1 did you just come up with that? Sounds like a cool idea
@@Tailikku1 r/wooooosh
DING, somethinh you can DO Inline Now Guys
I love the table he is using
I was just asking myself if this was a new channel and then time stopped and Michael looked right at me and spoke directly to my soul
Things you can Do Internet Now Guys
DING- Do Irl(In real life) Now Guys
When one acronym is not enough, so you use acronym inside acronym
I like it how in the first 10 seconds we get threaded by Michal basically saying you know nothing about the last name😂
0:06 Michael goes full 1984 here.
Too late, you said “top”! [DEMONITIZED]
@strontiumXnitrate LOL
5:00 Michael's "I don't even know the name of" sounds like R2:D2
very underrated comment😂😂
lol
WHAT THE HELL!!!
Wow I would have never noticed that lol
Ahahahahahaha!!! 😂 😂
And as always.. thanks for knowledge 👍🏻
Man I love Vsauce
Welcome to D!NG *_Do Internet Now Guys_*
Or *DO !* *NOW GUYS*
@@GodhandPlusOne what
My brain parts also gave me _Internet_ there to substitute for _Online_ ... It was like half of a thought that vanished like a thin morning mist in the light of the sunrise...