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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
K (Tommy Lee Jones) and J (Will Smith) visit a tiny civilization inside a locker.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Otherworldly villains are on the loose again, and it's up to Earth's interstellar police force to bring them to justice in this sequel to the sci-fi comedy blockbuster Men in Black. Agent Jay (Will Smith) has become a high-ranking member of the Men in Black, the secret government task force designed to deal with unruly visitors from other worlds, while his former cohort, Agent Kay (Tommy Lee Jones), had his memory wiped clean and now lives a simple but contented life as a mailman. However, an especially nasty alien threat has reared its not-so-ugly head; Serleena (Lara Flynn Boyle) is a shape-shifting Kylothian alien who is in pursuit of another escaped visitor who holds the key to powers that would allow her to destroy the world. Making Serleena all the more dangerous is the fact she's taken on the appearance of a lingerie model, making her irresistible to most men. When the rampaging Serleena takes control of the MIB offices, Jay is forced to turn to the only man who can help him save the world -- the former Agent Kay. After restoring Kay's memory, the two remaining Men in Black set out to conquer Serleena with a motley band of friendly aliens, including a handful of worm creatures and a talking dog named Frank (voice of Tim Blaney). Jay, meanwhile, has his head turned by Laura (Rosario Dawson), an attractive waitress who was an unwitting witness to an alien attack. Men in Black 2 also features Rip Torn, Tony Shalhoub, David Cross, Patrick Warburton, and Johnny Knoxville.
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Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld
Producers: Marc Haimes, Stephanie Kemp, Walter F. Parkes, Steven Spielberg, Graham Place, Laurie MacDonald
Screenwriters: Lowell Cunningham, Barry Fanaro, Robert Gordon
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  • Little did they know, a week later there was a bloody schism between the Kay-tholics and the Jay-hovahs witnesses

    @Abdega@Abdega6 жыл бұрын

    • This comment deserves way more upvotes.

      @John_McDonnell@John_McDonnell6 жыл бұрын

    • This is comedy gold right here

      @vladstefan5216@vladstefan52166 жыл бұрын

    • This is pure gold.

      @gurglequeen433@gurglequeen4336 жыл бұрын

    • almost like the movie was written that way. potato, potato. brilliant

      @eastern3318@eastern33186 жыл бұрын

    • K's us! No..its J's us! LoL. they're both G men.

      @eastern3318@eastern33186 жыл бұрын

  • I love how hilariously creative these movies were. It's not enough for K to leave a business card and a watch in a train locker full of creatures to regurgitate his memory, but to also have them create a religion based on that card alone. It's genius.

    @oceanofoil@oceanofoil4 жыл бұрын

    • It truly is. And even outside of that the inferred message is pretty awesome too. Don’t forget to be kind and rewind :)

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NurseSnow2U you forgot about the large entertainment section in the back. That's the most important point.

      @adithyadanaj9768@adithyadanaj97682 жыл бұрын

    • Lies again? Allah Tuhan

      @NazriB@NazriB2 жыл бұрын

    • "religion based on a card alone" I recommend you to look information about the Cargo cult.

      @user-unos111@user-unos1112 жыл бұрын

    • There might have been a subliminal message in that locker scene because I see religions the same way as those creatures worshipping a card (Bible) and K (God/JC).

      @Turco949@Turco9492 жыл бұрын

  • The Three Commandments: I: Be kind, rewind. II: Two for one every Wednesday. III: Large adult entertainment section in the back.

    @purgatoryhorse1023@purgatoryhorse10236 жыл бұрын

    • I: Go back and reconcile your past, in order to move tranquilly into your future II: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days...every Wednesday III: Have adult entertainment in the back of where you live(???)

      @williamafton1812@williamafton18125 жыл бұрын

    • That's just nasty

      @jonblankenship5908@jonblankenship59085 жыл бұрын

    • William Afton the first one makes sense and is good advice.

      @owencole2406@owencole24065 жыл бұрын

    • @@owencole2406 The third one makes sense and is good advice.

      @Lorgar64@Lorgar644 жыл бұрын

    • @@williamafton1812 That's the real reason for their long-lasting peace and prosperity, they have ample porn supplies.

      @OttoVonGarfield@OttoVonGarfield4 жыл бұрын

  • I love how there’s INSTANT panic when K takes back his watch 😂

    @agarcia3986@agarcia39864 жыл бұрын

    • It illuminated their hearts dammit!!! 🤣🤣🤣

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • “Give it back!!”

      @KenWu-pl3or@KenWu-pl3or2 жыл бұрын

    • All merciful one the clock tower

      @venomwise@venomwise2 жыл бұрын

    • That's right!!! Omg the time giver!!!

      @sunnyrusling@sunnyrusling2 жыл бұрын

    • That was so hilarious!! Complete panic the second he took his watch. 😂😂😂

      @sunnyrusling@sunnyrusling2 жыл бұрын

  • There's something I just love about accidentally creating a religion in stories. This and the Bender scene from Futurama stand out.

    @Kajinking@Kajinking6 жыл бұрын

    • General Sherman and Lisa’s tooth in the Simpsons

      @KR-of5jz@KR-of5jz5 жыл бұрын

    • Rick's car battery in Rick and Morty

      @naterk9460@naterk94604 жыл бұрын

    • What about Rick and Morty? They have a episode with similarities

      @crazycutz8072@crazycutz80724 жыл бұрын

    • Is it possible that the "religion" is more so from the people of the species/race/colony and less so the words. We know the truth that it's just a video rental business card with a description of how they run their business, but it seems it was the aliens that interrupted the words as something spiritual and to live by.

      @BowenEros-gt8gn@BowenEros-gt8gn3 жыл бұрын

    • Peter's lost civilian's of his ecosystem hand. They did not make it.

      @o_n_a4641@o_n_a46413 жыл бұрын

  • This has to be the most random movie scene I've ever seen.

    @Amar7605@Amar76056 жыл бұрын

    • I thought the same thing, but it's so damn funny!

      @IronMan-tk8uc@IronMan-tk8uc6 жыл бұрын

    • Amar7605 Its not. A real message.

      @jasonbourne6365@jasonbourne63655 жыл бұрын

    • Must not have seen any Monty python movies then.

      @HereticDuo@HereticDuo5 жыл бұрын

    • The Big Lebowski probably wins there

      @kingolo97@kingolo975 жыл бұрын

    • @@HereticDuo Cause they are crap and unfunny

      @apjxult@apjxult5 жыл бұрын

  • "Reconcile your past to look to the future" "Give more than you ask for" "Have the big nutte" Honestly good life advice.

    @verxintRising@verxintRising4 жыл бұрын

    • Nutte spelled like that is hilarious

      @maddkrabbtv6121@maddkrabbtv61213 жыл бұрын

    • Simply, yet so very effective. This religion would help many.

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • Give twice as much as you received for

      @084ironman@084ironman2 жыл бұрын

    • @@084ironman every Wednesday

      @lyfe918@lyfe9182 жыл бұрын

    • @@lyfe918 large adult entertainment section in the back! “joy ensues”

      @GentlemanCockroach@GentlemanCockroach Жыл бұрын

  • Explanation: He left behind a watch and a video rental store Business card with them, and they were calling it or thought it is some kind of a religious tablet/book. The card reads, be kind and Rewind (vhs tapes back in the days has to be rewinded before you return) 2 for 1 on Wednesday, you rent one video tape you get one for free And if you want adult movies. it's in the back of the store. They literally took those words and turned it into religion. Crazy stuff but fun.

    @dallas5609@dallas56095 жыл бұрын

    • Well... stranger things have been considered commandments...

      @0x777@0x7774 жыл бұрын

    • yes.

      @camero220@camero2204 жыл бұрын

    • @@0x777 well given i live to see the day where the ineternet have its own relgion i can see it happening with this

      @zsewqthewolf1194@zsewqthewolf11944 жыл бұрын

    • You smart cookie, you... Did you figure that out all by yourself?

      @hittingyouoverthehead@hittingyouoverthehead4 жыл бұрын

    • i would like to give an upvote to your comment, but its on 222

      @user-rr9ng9bo9l@user-rr9ng9bo9l4 жыл бұрын

  • The clock disappears = Instant anarchy

    @tyrstark8673@tyrstark86737 жыл бұрын

    • Just imagine if they took the Porno theatre

      @Troop3r666@Troop3r6667 жыл бұрын

    • .

      @jezburdz489@jezburdz4896 жыл бұрын

    • Not anarchy tbh just a mass panic

      @vanillachungus9546@vanillachungus95466 жыл бұрын

    • Chaos not anarchy

      @revanruler6404@revanruler64046 жыл бұрын

    • I took that scene to mean a new order.

      @rileymilovich@rileymilovich6 жыл бұрын

  • Burst out laughing when they started singing their praise song to Jay

    @nicatibayan6528@nicatibayan65284 жыл бұрын

    • I love it so much, it took them like half a second of debate and they were like okay “Jay’s the new God” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • If you look at the watch at that scene it's kays

      @justsomecheesecake@justsomecheesecake2 жыл бұрын

    • Ending... Nasty.

      @theinquisitor7191@theinquisitor7191 Жыл бұрын

    • all hail JESUS ALL HAIL JESUS all hail jesus

      @whynonbelieversareidiots8543@whynonbelieversareidiots8543 Жыл бұрын

    • 😆

      @BallietBran@BallietBran11 ай бұрын

  • I love how at the end of the angry crowd screaming about the clock tower, you can hear one of them say "give it back!" 🤣

    @vanillachungus9546@vanillachungus95463 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaoooooooo I just heard it for the first time and I’ve been watching this for 20+ years 🤣🤣🤣

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NurseSnow2U ikr small details are sometimes the best :'D

      @vanillachungus9546@vanillachungus95463 жыл бұрын

  • The one alien at 0:59 shouting “give it back!” Once everyone else got quiet, always gets me 🤣🤣🤣 Update for the people who can't hear it: IDK how these audio shenanigans work but I can't hear it if only ONE earbud is connected to my phone. I can hear it when BOTH earbuds are connected to my phone or if I'm playing it on my phone speaker. I have not yet tested it out on computer speakers or portable Bluetooth speakers.

    @rascalonthemoon1114@rascalonthemoon11142 жыл бұрын

    • I never heard that XD

      @ironicanimations@ironicanimations2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol didn't notice that before that's hilarious

      @benj7911@benj79112 жыл бұрын

    • I don't hear it stop bullshitting

      @shadowreaper5413@shadowreaper54132 жыл бұрын

    • @@shadowreaper5413 it’s a thing, turn up your volume . It’s very funny

      @brentonmatheny9585@brentonmatheny95852 жыл бұрын

    • @@brentonmatheny9585 ok thanks

      @shadowreaper5413@shadowreaper54132 жыл бұрын

  • "that's just nasty..."😂😂😂

    @HUNTER-rb9lc@HUNTER-rb9lc7 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, we all watched it... smh

      @thephilosophersjourney2595@thephilosophersjourney25956 жыл бұрын

    • yeah, we all watched it... smh

      @thephilosophersjourney2595@thephilosophersjourney25956 жыл бұрын

    • No

      @davidhatcher7016@davidhatcher70165 жыл бұрын

    • It's a tradition to comment a year later

      @madebybroovy@madebybroovy3 жыл бұрын

    • @@madebybroovy indeed

      @HUNTER-rb9lc@HUNTER-rb9lc3 жыл бұрын

  • *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET* *THE TABLET*

    @urafaget5202@urafaget52027 жыл бұрын

    • urafaget takes on a whole new meaning now a days doesn't itm

      @TheKorfish@TheKorfish5 жыл бұрын

    • The fu*king tablet

      @Dota_2_Gameplay@Dota_2_Gameplay5 жыл бұрын

    • My Son 9mont, always laught when hear that word

      @iwayystory8653@iwayystory86534 жыл бұрын

    • They predicted the tablet now we finaly have tablets lol

      @ScottyMaster-hv9fd@ScottyMaster-hv9fd4 жыл бұрын

    • I literally think of this scene when I need to grab my tablet. Where's my tablet? THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET THE TABLET

      @chillmolder@chillmolder4 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh Merciful One, the clock tower!" I love how they all say that perfectly in sync, like they've been waiting for this moment their whole lives.

    @Felamine@Felamine2 жыл бұрын

    • can we talk about how J puts an analogue watch in place and then in the next frame its a digital watch?

      @mattw4k266@mattw4k2666 ай бұрын

  • 1:46 "ooooowwwhhh mamaaaa" Lmao got me everytime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

    @bettaboi@bettaboi4 жыл бұрын

    • I didn’t even notice that lmaooooo

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NurseSnow2U same 😂😂

      @mgway4661@mgway46613 жыл бұрын

    • "Thats Just Nasty"

      @Alpha-0014@Alpha-00142 жыл бұрын

    • @@Alpha-0014 at what j said 😂

      @TheSuigin1@TheSuigin12 жыл бұрын

    • Ohhhh my god

      @INDONESIABUBAR2030BYSPIZYDORI@INDONESIABUBAR2030BYSPIZYDORI Жыл бұрын

  • I wouldn't mind having a colony of these things in a locker or room

    @TopHatHat@TopHatHat7 жыл бұрын

    • Hell ya these little guys are hilarious.

      @StevieJayGamez@StevieJayGamez7 жыл бұрын

    • All hail Top Hat all hail Top Hat' all hail Top Hat can you see by the dawns early light....

      @moatguy@moatguy7 жыл бұрын

    • That felt good...

      @TopHatHat@TopHatHat7 жыл бұрын

    • If you only knew they are all around light.

      @spartan97351@spartan973514 жыл бұрын

    • Those days you need a pick me up you can just open a locker and feel like a God.

      @xcaluhbration@xcaluhbration4 жыл бұрын

  • I love how you can see K's old watch at 1:06 right after J just gave his watch as replacement.

    @SWAGGBOYONLY@SWAGGBOYONLY2 жыл бұрын

    • yerp, was just looking to see if anyone noticed that

      @dalechristopher3917@dalechristopher3917 Жыл бұрын

    • Continuity error / a f up on the editor's part

      @tonymata8070@tonymata8070 Жыл бұрын

    • Noticed it

      @hereLiesThisTroper@hereLiesThisTroper Жыл бұрын

    • @benjaminfitzgerald2037 The watch is not animated, it's a prop.

      @tonymata8070@tonymata80705 ай бұрын

    • Proof that J is a false god. Praise K!

      @theshlauf@theshlauf2 ай бұрын

  • This scene is absolutely brilliant! The only mistake they made, is that they left K's clock at 1:08, when there should have been J's clock already.

    @dioda02@dioda02 Жыл бұрын

    • fr fr

      @NIMations42069lmaoyeet@NIMations42069lmaoyeet Жыл бұрын

    • I only just noticed that. Lol

      @Knight-Bishop@Knight-Bishop Жыл бұрын

    • Probably just reused the prior footage.

      @SpecialSupportSection@SpecialSupportSection Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, I noticed that, I was like "Wut ? 🤨". LOL

      @shizukagozen777@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын

    • I was about to post the same comment, lol

      @MKVNiX04@MKVNiX04 Жыл бұрын

  • I think everyone needs a locker like this for when we are feeling down... A bit of worship, reverence and cheerful positivity...

    @Crease36@Crease36 Жыл бұрын

    • Mein Arbeitskollege, setzt sich in der Mittagspause in die Umkleide, setzt sich vor seinem Spinnt und starrt hinein. Da sind die bestimmt auch drin.🤣

      @udokrause832@udokrause832 Жыл бұрын

    • Oh yeah ! I approve ! 😂👍

      @shizukagozen777@shizukagozen777 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:08 K's watch again in their clock tower

    @MrCrespo583@MrCrespo5837 жыл бұрын

    • Back when movies had continuity errors.

      @Conchobhar@Conchobhar7 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah i noticed that too.

      @jimmyshousevideos@jimmyshousevideos7 жыл бұрын

    • Conchobhar makes me wonder if George Lucas was right to edit em years later

      @PJxBuchwild@PJxBuchwild7 жыл бұрын

    • MrCrespo583 o

      @xXClozureXx@xXClozureXx7 жыл бұрын

    • Sanjay Bisht though Jay placed his watch at the tower, at 1:08 we see kay's watch again

      @V-for-Vendetta01@V-for-Vendetta016 жыл бұрын

  • J: “Oh merciful J the keeper of-“ K: “come on!”

    @carolineastudillo4490@carolineastudillo44903 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @jarvasedundy1@jarvasedundy13 жыл бұрын

    • 1:08-1:15

      @sergiotorresaragon7673@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын

    • I love how J instantly goes along with the fact he just became their new God. lol

      @TheWriteFiction@TheWriteFiction Жыл бұрын

    • @Brandon Taylor 1:19 *We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world! Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened!*

      @sergiotorresaragon7673@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын

    • @Brandon Taylor 1:29 *Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly into your future!*

      @sergiotorresaragon7673@sergiotorresaragon7673 Жыл бұрын

  • "Large adult entertainment section in the back" 😂😂😂😂😂

    @chaysejordan1544@chaysejordan15443 жыл бұрын

    • lmfao 🤣 do u see k face comment remake at more funny

      @TheSuigin1@TheSuigin12 жыл бұрын

  • This is one of the greatest parodies of religion ever. I love how they're already gathered in the square when Kay opens the door. Probably their hourly krayer meeting.

    @ReinEngel@ReinEngel2 жыл бұрын

    • This is A||ah

      @angryyoungman4389@angryyoungman4389 Жыл бұрын

    • Or maybe it's the Kay of Rest.

      @TylerCharlesFisher@TylerCharlesFisher Жыл бұрын

    • Flying Spaghetti Monster is above faith, for it is F.A.C.T.

      @robertavila1863@robertavila186311 ай бұрын

  • i have lost exactly seven watches in my entore lifetime...so I might have accidentally created seven different pantheons.

    @proverbialking3452@proverbialking34527 жыл бұрын

    • Lockers C18 thru C24 at the Grand Central Station

      @xaraxen@xaraxen6 жыл бұрын

    • Think of how many wars have been started in your name, you monster?!

      @Crescentknight8189@Crescentknight81896 жыл бұрын

    • The first time I read this I thought it said seventy and I was wondering how one person loses seventy watches.

      @gurglequeen433@gurglequeen4336 жыл бұрын

    • Ambiso Tawsik no you didn’t

      @PHATB0Y20@PHATB0Y205 жыл бұрын

    • All hail Ambiso, all hail Ambiso...

      @0x777@0x7774 жыл бұрын

  • Like how Jay basks in the admiration of the town folk

    @greenleader4517@greenleader45176 жыл бұрын

    • Yep

      @davidhatcher7016@davidhatcher70165 жыл бұрын

  • 0:59 "Give it back!" 😂

    @Talan274@Talan2743 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m still laughing. I keep randomly saying it to ppl just to realize most of them won’t get the reference 🤦🏽‍♀️

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • @@NurseSnow2U How old are you if you don't mind me asking? I can't hear a damn thing there. I'm 34.

      @MilkyWhite1@MilkyWhite111 ай бұрын

    • ​@@MilkyWhite1literally thinking the same thing wtf am I'm not hearing 😂😂 and I'm 29.

      @orlandowilliamson691@orlandowilliamson6912 ай бұрын

  • I love that they interpreted the first two parts of the business card in a wholesome way and then went full degenerate at the end.

    @MrHalohunter24@MrHalohunter248 ай бұрын

    • Only your generation would call that degenerate

      @tristanband4003@tristanband40032 ай бұрын

  • Wow, dude became a ruler just by putting a watch on a tiny tower in an old smelly subway locker. Awesome.

    @mateovazquez5658@mateovazquez56586 жыл бұрын

    • its a realistically iconic idea how 21st century works :D

      @grimmshredsanguinus2915@grimmshredsanguinus29156 жыл бұрын

    • How about The Creator became a ruler just by putting Jesus on a tiny cross in a small planet. Awesome, isn't it?

      @TUHANbukanorangARAB@TUHANbukanorangARAB5 жыл бұрын

  • "That's just nasty"

    @g.b569@g.b5696 жыл бұрын

    • Yes

      @davidhatcher7016@davidhatcher70165 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, we know, We all watched it

      @Miiu7@Miiu75 жыл бұрын

    • @@Miiu7 xD

      @davidhatcher7016@davidhatcher70165 жыл бұрын

    • I love K's subtle head shake.

      @hardcoreking52@hardcoreking523 жыл бұрын

    • lmfao 🤣

      @TheSuigin1@TheSuigin12 жыл бұрын

  • “You are The Man Who Would Be King of the train locker” gets me every time. One of those rare happy cases were the sequel is as good as, if not better than, the first.

    @suspirodelmoro1430@suspirodelmoro14308 ай бұрын

  • Looks so much better than most modern blockbusters despite being 20 years old. Goes to show just how important mixing practical/tangible effects with CGI is for a film's believably.

    @Kagemusha08@Kagemusha084 жыл бұрын

    • When CGI is done right, you don't even notice it's there. Only bad CGI can be seen, which skews the perception of CGI as a whole.

      @Vengir@Vengir2 жыл бұрын

  • All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay, All Hail Jay can you see by dawn early light 😂😂

    @nbayoung24x17@nbayoung24x177 жыл бұрын

    • NBA JWesley right lol

      @hoopyuninja6444@hoopyuninja64445 жыл бұрын

    • That part had me dying!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @crazybutcool729@crazybutcool7295 жыл бұрын

    • 0:29

      @crazybutcool729@crazybutcool7295 жыл бұрын

    • J: Oh, merciful J, the keeper of... K: Come on!

      @joemadden4200@joemadden42005 жыл бұрын

    • @@joemadden4200 *WAIT THE COMMANDMENTS*

      @isaiahcatano6667@isaiahcatano66675 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly not a bad religious doctrine to live by.

    @dorkmax7073@dorkmax70737 жыл бұрын

    • Not totally. Even Jay agrees, judging by the slight nods he gives as they explain their code.

      @daniellemusella1594@daniellemusella15947 жыл бұрын

    • Be kind, be generous and always have porn Sounds like a step forward from what we got now.

      @0x777@0x7774 жыл бұрын

    • Just in case you don't know : this movie is a subtle attack against God and Bible. Hollywood is full of satanists having their agenda.

      @discrelaxingsound5778@discrelaxingsound57782 жыл бұрын

    • @@discrelaxingsound5778 cry more

      @arthurskok5899@arthurskok58992 жыл бұрын

    • ​@@discrelaxingsound5778 a list of movies I need you to explain: Passon of the christ God is not dead every single tyler perry movie vegetales the movie God's not dead 2 Narnia The prince of eygpt the Ten Commandents the greatest story ever told One knight with the king Apocalypse Apocalypse II: Revelation the other two apocalypse series movies the left behind movies preacher's kid Deliver us from evil faith like potatoes Bruce almighty Evan almighty constantine

      @IAMLH@IAMLH2 жыл бұрын

  • Such a classic. Who would’ve thought Tommy Lee & Will would’ve had such amazing chemistry before these movies?

    @J_GoTTi@J_GoTTi2 жыл бұрын

  • Saw this in theaters. My dad, sister, and I were on vacation in Canada when we saw this (we're American). We were the only ones laughing when they started singing the national anthem. Bet everyone looked at us like we were nuts lol. I miss my dad, he loved this movie

    @derpaderh9269@derpaderh9269 Жыл бұрын

  • I want to have a locker like that. XD

    @randomrock4707@randomrock47077 жыл бұрын

    • Random Rock who doesn't? I want that more than anything!

      @berniethecat8839@berniethecat88396 жыл бұрын

    • I feel like a God

      @ericdouglas1359@ericdouglas13596 жыл бұрын

    • walmart sells em next to the tires

      @Forgan_Mreeman@Forgan_Mreeman6 жыл бұрын

    • Random Rock you must have low self-esteem

      @elonmusk2138@elonmusk21386 жыл бұрын

    • +xplosvemiseryc4 you must lack sense of humor.

      @FindingsOfAnArmouredMind@FindingsOfAnArmouredMind5 жыл бұрын

  • " You are the Man Who Would be King of the Train Locker"😂😂😂😂

    @clydehawthorne482@clydehawthorne4826 жыл бұрын

  • This may just be the most brilliant piece of sarcasm on religion I've ever seen

    @monkeseeaction21987@monkeseeaction219872 жыл бұрын

  • The one dude that says give it back when everyone gets quiet always cracks me up.

    @1048Kane@1048Kane Жыл бұрын

  • oh merciful jay

    @peaceistheanswer275@peaceistheanswer2757 жыл бұрын

    • Peaceistheanswer27 ha ha ha ha that part kills me

      @BlackHandMACK@BlackHandMACK6 жыл бұрын

    • @@BlackHandMACK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

  • 0:12 that might be one of the most caring things Kay’s ever said to jay

    @KananiAlvara@KananiAlvara4 жыл бұрын

    • Nah. In 3. “He wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal.” And “You’re daddy is a hero.”

      @animathehallowed1380@animathehallowed13802 жыл бұрын

  • I love how Jay comforts them and immediately gives them his watch, showing he’s a better deity than Kay

    @mikeodonnell3756@mikeodonnell37568 ай бұрын

  • This is, undoubtedly, the best scene in this movie 😂

    @skunkrat01@skunkrat015 жыл бұрын

    • *me, thinking about Serleena's introduction* Y-yeah.... it sure is.....

      @ZigealFaust@ZigealFaust2 жыл бұрын

    • I'm more on the chase scene.

      @danyleon4870@danyleon4870 Жыл бұрын

    • @@ZigealFaust 🤢🤮 isn't that the one where she's pregnant

      @brandontorres4499@brandontorres4499 Жыл бұрын

    • @@brandontorres4499 Was more talking about tentacles turning into a hot chick.

      @ZigealFaust@ZigealFaust Жыл бұрын

  • The first “commandment” is actually some...decent advice.

    @KingCasual1986@KingCasual19863 жыл бұрын

    • I’m ready to convert me and my loved ones to this simplistic, yet effective religion.

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

  • "Oh merciful one! The clock tower!!!"

    @raptorious7090@raptorious70906 жыл бұрын

  • This scene flew right over my head as a kid. Now it’s one of the funniest scenes of the movie!

    @xenophonsshadow8067@xenophonsshadow80673 жыл бұрын

  • The alien looking like ancient Moses and yet having a modern day New York Jewish accent... Jesus this scene is odd.

    @JustSomeCanadianGuy@JustSomeCanadianGuy4 жыл бұрын

    • May have heard some people walking by

      @firepuppies4086@firepuppies40863 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't that supposed to be a Mel Brooks reference? The history of the world, where he portrays a comedic version of Moses.

      @galwitprifor001@galwitprifor0013 жыл бұрын

    • @@galwitprifor001 That would be my guess....

      @Fitzwalrus06@Fitzwalrus063 жыл бұрын

    • sounded a lil like mel brooks

      @anon1239000@anon12390003 жыл бұрын

    • @@anon1239000 What it really reminded me of was Yogurt (played by Mel Brooks, of course).

      @magosmarechferracioli1128@magosmarechferracioli11283 жыл бұрын

  • Does anyone else notice them guy camera bombing the scene to the right of Kay? Hes literally just standing there looking at the scene lmao

    @strivetoglory1988@strivetoglory19886 жыл бұрын

    • strivetoglory1988 oh lol found him

      @pabloluisalcala-velasco4727@pabloluisalcala-velasco47276 жыл бұрын

    • Haha

      @CactusInsane@CactusInsane3 жыл бұрын

  • It’s crazy how I can remember every word in this movie line-by-line even though I haven’t watched it in like 10 years.

    @ghastlyghandi4301@ghastlyghandi43012 жыл бұрын

    • Movies back then were just better (and this MIB was way lower than the original).

      @IronMan-tk8uc@IronMan-tk8uc Жыл бұрын

  • Those things are adorable. But imagine having a colony of them for pets who will literally worship you as a god.

    @Superintendent_ChaImers@Superintendent_ChaImers3 жыл бұрын

    • George R.R. Martin - Sandkings

      @cspresimir@cspresimir3 жыл бұрын

    • Theres a twilight zone episode about that

      @nubreed13@nubreed133 жыл бұрын

    • Genesis: Preface

      @w.s.soapcompany94@w.s.soapcompany943 жыл бұрын

    • simpsons did it

      @fightttttt@fightttttt3 жыл бұрын

    • It is called trumpanzee

      @eavyeavy2864@eavyeavy28642 жыл бұрын

  • Be kind, rewind: Go back and reconcile your past in order to move tranquilly in to your future. Two for one ever Wednesday: Give twice as much as ye receive on the most sacred of days, every Wednesday. Large adult entertainment section in the back: ;)

    @wompastompa3692@wompastompa36925 жыл бұрын

  • I dunno why, every damn time I see this movie, I always laugh at the "Ooh Kay can you see" and "Ooh Jay can you see" part xDDDDD

    @Valz_niK@Valz_niK3 жыл бұрын

  • "You are the man who would be king of the train Locker"😂

    @redt3788@redt37882 жыл бұрын

  • How did the creative geniuses come up with that mind-blowing plot? Legendry.

    @jamescarney6894@jamescarney68942 жыл бұрын

  • Who else wishes that these people were in their locker in Middle School.

    @Redneck322@Redneck3223 жыл бұрын

    • I did, but sad in my country we didn't put any locker in almost every school.

      @rizalalbar@rizalalbar3 жыл бұрын

    • I guess i wouldn't have told those little guys that watch is banging 😂.

      @asahmosskmf4639@asahmosskmf46393 жыл бұрын

    • Same but we didn't have lockers.

      @romarssieverything9667@romarssieverything96673 жыл бұрын

    • ✋ Right here.

      @1krani@1krani3 жыл бұрын

    • Nope. Better off to have their own sanctuary. It provide biology protection for the species and us..

      @danyleon4870@danyleon4870 Жыл бұрын

  • Always liked this scene .. especially the slight screw up where K removes his watch the light giver, J puts in his totally looking different, and then next scene as they hail J .. the other watch is back LOL. Simple error but adds to the comedy of the moment in my mind. And how they interpreted the card into a religion .. oh wow.

    @walterengler5709@walterengler57092 жыл бұрын

  • 1:48 When you find out about DeviantArt.

    @pauldickinson3961@pauldickinson39615 жыл бұрын

    • *clears throat Spread em

      @73THUNDERDOME73@73THUNDERDOME735 жыл бұрын

    • *ONE OF US*

      @AangDknight@AangDknight4 жыл бұрын

    • *ONE* *OF* *US*

      @LordThomasPassion@LordThomasPassion4 жыл бұрын

    • How about . . . *Rule 34*

      @yoshidasaki17703@yoshidasaki177034 жыл бұрын

    • @@yoshidasaki17703 ain't NO ONE ready to talk about rule 34! 🤣🤣🤣

      @vanillachungus9546@vanillachungus95463 жыл бұрын

  • 1:08 The original watch is back on the building. Little film error.

    @HexRellGaming@HexRellGaming3 жыл бұрын

  • K takes digital watch out 0:48 J gives alien's his watch 0:55 Aliens sing to J but digital watch is back 1:07

    @novaprime7915@novaprime79153 жыл бұрын

    • Nope, at 1:07 it’s still the distinctive triangle shape of Jay’s Hamilton Ventura.

      @lieutenantkettch@lieutenantkettch3 жыл бұрын

    • @@lieutenantkettch nah half a second later it is back to the digital one

      @lewisandjessrock@lewisandjessrock3 жыл бұрын

    • Wow is this really in the movie? What a mess up.

      @pastimepursuit7212@pastimepursuit72123 жыл бұрын

    • I saw it, commented it. Then scrolled down and saw you commented the same thing 11 months earlier. Respect 👀

      @davidcox9709@davidcox97092 жыл бұрын

    • I guess you could say.....that was the neighborhood watch.

      @scrapperpun5553@scrapperpun55532 жыл бұрын

  • i never understood this scene as a kid. 2 decades later and now i finally get it

    @MrSkinnyTeen@MrSkinnyTeen3 жыл бұрын

  • That one "give it back!" At .0:59 hahahah priceless

    @pepercat17@pepercat176 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @NurseSnow2U@NurseSnow2U3 жыл бұрын

    • This whole scene is legendary

      @mentlinc@mentlinc Жыл бұрын

  • This the only part of the movie that I remember and continualy come back to rewatch

    @isaywhateveriwantandyougot7421@isaywhateveriwantandyougot74213 жыл бұрын

  • That's a slap in the face

    @Mardoxx7@Mardoxx72 жыл бұрын

  • Man, l love this part of this movie.

    @williamchico8518@williamchico85186 жыл бұрын

  • 1:07 Jay's watch turns into agent k's watch

    @wingonn5153@wingonn51537 жыл бұрын

    • You have a keen eye for detail :D !

      @DaCoolCrushIceKillah@DaCoolCrushIceKillah7 жыл бұрын

    • Wing Onn J probably has the same watch with a newer titanium case. Remember at MIB they all dress alike for a reason. So the watch should be tge same too just newer. They look exactly the same as how J looked in mib 3 back in the 50's or 60's.

      @mrdiamonde@mrdiamonde6 жыл бұрын

  • Haven’t seen this movie in a long time, such a good film franchise

    @BOT_MAXIMUS@BOT_MAXIMUS4 ай бұрын

  • The watch goes back to K's watch after J puts his

    @joshamous5144@joshamous51442 жыл бұрын

  • "Sure thing, how do you take it, black?" ... Wait.

    @firelord699@firelord6997 жыл бұрын

    • "...Couple cubes of *kiss my ass*."

      @djrobotnik299@djrobotnik2997 жыл бұрын

  • 1:48 I'm convinced that Jones and Smith are legit here. Their faces after reading the script or the director included that.

    @GuardianKyle@GuardianKyle2 жыл бұрын

    • lmfao 🤣

      @TheSuigin1@TheSuigin12 жыл бұрын

  • “K, he’s back, the Light Giver! All hail K, all hail K!” If you know, you know.

    @spartanwolf@spartanwolf9 ай бұрын

  • We’re like those little creatures because we’re in a damn alien locker in the end.

    @westnilesnipes@westnilesnipes4 жыл бұрын

  • This is more funny than it has any right to be. Never gets tired from watching.

    @rpersen@rpersen2 жыл бұрын

  • "That's just nasty." :)

    @LorenHelgeson@LorenHelgeson5 жыл бұрын

  • It’s hard to watch this scene without laughing

    @Will-yg9nt@Will-yg9nt4 жыл бұрын

  • The ultimate anti-depressant. "Guys, I've had a rough day, I got fired. I'm going to spend some time with my locker, I don't want to be disturbed..."

    @lawrencebolt3540@lawrencebolt35402 жыл бұрын

  • 1:41 - explains how they procreated so fast...

    @2Scribble@2Scribble4 жыл бұрын

    • It's for what the table wants

      @Mr.idioticman@Mr.idioticman15 күн бұрын

  • Even after J gives them his watch, they show the old watch that belongs to K at 1:08. Lazy/poor editing. Great movie though.

    @kentatakao6863@kentatakao68637 жыл бұрын

    • I saw that, lol.

      @TheCaptainSplatter@TheCaptainSplatter5 жыл бұрын

    • Yeah although it's called continuity error.

      @SSJvegito501@SSJvegito5014 жыл бұрын

    • Lmao

      @madebybroovy@madebybroovy3 жыл бұрын

  • I love that stairs leading to the top of the hill is just a series of buttons 😂 BTW: the CGI furries, button stairs, trees, a hill & housing projects all in one locker... That scene must've been one of the hardest to make in tht movie

    @gregorbaby4269@gregorbaby42693 жыл бұрын

  • Will says "That's just nasty" the exact same way in Bad Boys 2 when there's a corpse on the hood of the car.

    @sunshineholmes3487@sunshineholmes34872 жыл бұрын

  • This is the advantage of having a world filled with aliens you can have them in many shapes and sizes this whole scene is hilarious from using the coupon for adult movies as their Ten Commandments and a watch as the clock tower , it has to be my favourite scene in the entire movie

    @halothere6995@halothere6995 Жыл бұрын

  • One of the funniest men in Black scenes ever😂

    @annamae6021@annamae60215 жыл бұрын

  • This movie slap man

    @reighaillness@reighaillness2 жыл бұрын

  • This is my favorite scene of this movie.

    @tureytayno3154@tureytayno31542 жыл бұрын

    • Same here!

      @pierreproudhon9008@pierreproudhon90082 жыл бұрын

  • This is freaking weird and adorable at the same time

    @dragonempress8367@dragonempress8367 Жыл бұрын

  • That is the fancy backup system I've ever seen

    @GoEvenHarder@GoEvenHarder3 жыл бұрын

  • Ever notice that when they start singing “jay can you sing” that the quick cut shows K’s watch there instead of j’s?

    @rallanson4683@rallanson46832 жыл бұрын

  • Who ever came up with that was genius!

    @darnellejones2129@darnellejones21292 жыл бұрын

  • The way they said hmm and then remixed the song to All Hail Jay 😂😂

    @mrbossman6811@mrbossman68113 жыл бұрын

  • THE TABLET ! THE TABLET ! THE TABLET ! THE TABLET !

    @kanachan9193@kanachan91935 жыл бұрын

  • i have been religiously saying "The TABLET! THE TABLET! THE TABLET!" Everytime i take any sort of tablet based medicine for years now

    @juanmiguelfernandez7993@juanmiguelfernandez79933 жыл бұрын

  • Am i the only one who wants a tiny civilization to idol me if i give them a watch?

    @MerchantIvoryfilms@MerchantIvoryfilms Жыл бұрын

  • This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

    @ryanpeters1353@ryanpeters13533 жыл бұрын

  • THE TABLET, THE TABLET, LMAOO

    @Hidden_Limit@Hidden_Limit Жыл бұрын

    • My fav part 🤣😭

      @mentlinc@mentlinc Жыл бұрын

    • 01:16

      @mohammadhafizul7697@mohammadhafizul7697 Жыл бұрын

  • Awwwww these little creatures are soooooo cuuuutttteee!!!! 😍😍😍 I'd want to take them out and carry them with me everywhere I go and make a nice cozy cute little home and village for them!!😍😍😍

    @alexismcdavid8104@alexismcdavid81043 жыл бұрын

  • 1:03 why am I laughing at this so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @swishersweet9774@swishersweet97742 жыл бұрын

  • I watch this over and over. so funny.

    @spudthegreaterusa8386@spudthegreaterusa83863 жыл бұрын

  • There is so much going on in this scene that the average person bypasses...

    @yr9119@yr91193 жыл бұрын

  • I can’t stop laughing. What’s with them and singing the national anthem hahahahah

    @Bluri38@Bluri382 жыл бұрын

  • Now these is the type of religion that i want to embrace! 😌😌😌

    @hyouzanren1846@hyouzanren18464 жыл бұрын
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