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LINKS AND SOURCES BELOW
When was I conceived? www.whenwasiconceived.com
Another conception calculator if the above link is down: www.paulsadowski.com/Birthday.asp
(you can also Google "conception calculator" and find a bunch)
Birthday star calculator: outreach.jach.hawaii.edu/birth...
6009: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_mil...
Zeitpyramide / Time Pyramid: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_pyr...
Time Pyramid today VIDEO: • Sebastians Cam 6 7 Di...
Chernobyl: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernob...
Awesome Kraftwerk preformance of "Radioactivity": • RADIOACTIVITY - KRAFTW...
Supernova viewed from Earth simulation VIDEO: • Video
Betelgeuse: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betelgeuse
Eta Carinae: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eta_Carinae
Andromeda and Milky Way collision:
www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/hub...
hubblesite.org/newscenter/arch...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andromed...
FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out):
www.nytimes.com/2011/04/10/bus...
psychcentral.com/blog/archives...
Fate of Niagara Falls, Mt. Rushmore, and total solar eclipses: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline...
Saturn's rings in the future: www.bobthealien.co.uk/satring.htm
a photon's path out of the sun: www.astro.cornell.edu/share/sh...
Troxler's Fading:
www.zmescience.com/other/offbe...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troxler'...
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4th block was placed today!
WoW
Watched it live, it was beautiful
Oh wow what a coincidence I stumbled upon this vid
i was thinking about it, watching it in 2023 that when, would it be placed
i know right, what a coincidence it came in my recommendations@@alphanumeric6582
*6009 comments be like* : "why is youtube recommending this after 3996 years"..
youtube : see for yourself
Joel Jose lol
@hshsbdbbx dbb mdnn pink man u better stay there in 6009 why did u come back to this cursed year:D
Lol
Zero Two Yeah we are being converted into Cybermen now
The Time Pyramid is now 3.3% complete.
Still faster than a Call of Duty update
ok lol@@Jojo-jp4ro
@@user-wf2xv1kl7q ok lol
What if future humans find the time pyramid to be a futile piece of art and stop its construction
I will update this in replies ten years later, remember me
4th block just got placed
i was looking for a friend on the town's stream
woohooo
See you guys in 6 billion years when this video gets recommended to everyone
See you in the Milkodromeda
Hi
Imagine if this happens.
this world will on be here for another 4.5billion years
DoNt WoRRY iN 6 BilLion People WoNT SeE tHe InTErNet bE mAde But they can see galaxy's collide and star explode..... You made me hope people get reincarnated when we die so the other us can see it
People in 5 billion years from now star seeing: “ay dawg that andromeda shit getting kinda close”
Im wheezing lmao
@Adam J. Harper I pictured it was blame, one of the character of Brandon Rogers
Ik it’s a joke but conditions to support life on Earth will only last 1.5 billion years
There is which chance due to global warming that we might be extinct
@@MifuneTakumi45 i thought it was that guy from san andreas Ah shit,here we go again
Fun fact: any video from 10 years ago that gets recommended to you means you are a legend
what if It’s 18 years ago?
Fun fact is this that earth will not be habitable for humans after a certain period of time
I watched this video when I was 9 years old when it came out. Now I'm 19. On the 25th of this month, I will present a show at my local planetarium that I'm calling "Are we alone". From the bottom of my heart, thank you. You are the reason I fell in love with science, and I hope one day I can bring this joy to as many people as you did.
How did it go?
How did it joe?
The people need to know man
How did it know?
How did it bro?
“We probably won’t be alive in 6009” That 10 year old in 6008: What?
lol
Humans will go extinct in approximate 1 billion years
Alicia Figueroa they’ll get extinguished today *snap*
Pepecapasappa Epic Gamer 😂 lol
NANI!!!
Queen Elizabeth: *casually adds event to google tasks*
Underrated comment
chanwoo
i m m o r t a l
c o p y
Reptoids live 500x longer than humans
It's videos like this that make me even more aware of the fact that we are all here just for a brief amount of time.
fr
Fr 😍
Fr 😍
I like to think of death as a gateway, we may never know whats behind that door so we have to enjoy our time here while being curious about it, Im hoping its like sleeping just without conscious just like one long sleep without dreams or thoughts, I guess we will find out though, im ready to die...
This does not feel like 10 years ago
Those dudes place the 4th block 😂
"If you lived in the milky way your childhood was awesome."
True I’m from andromeda
@@llounfox9290 I'm from Jupiter
@@a.t.p.engineer7154 still in the milky way
@@llounfox9290 eyy bro mee too
I am from a6789
6009: McDonald’s still hasn’t fixed there ice cream machine
their*
Jay gay*
2209494: we have fused with robots, the average iq is 81943. and yet somehow, people still cant tell their, there and they're apart
@@berryv2 blame the English language for being confusing
6009 PennDOT will still working on I-95 in Philly
For those wondering, the fourth block in the Zietpyramide will be placed on September 9th this year (2023)
For those watching today the fourth block of the Time Pyramid will be placed tomorrow September 9th 2023.
Me: I won’t make it to 6009 Queen Elizabeth: Amateurs
First reply with the comment having 128 likes (now 129 cuz of me hehe)
😂 hahahahaha
keanu reeves probably prepared for the year 6009 😂
Elizabeth will make it to the heat death
Roku your gay the U.S. is better
Dear people in 6009, isn’t it crazy that you’re reading a comment from a dead person?
Heres a reply from now
I want them to read my comment
hah :O
Dear ppl from 6009, please reply to this comment.
Hello, I am also dead. And not a robot.
4th block of the Zeitpyramide being placed today! See you guys in 10 years
One of the greatest videos to ever grace this platform.
"we wont be here to see these" Queen Elizabeth: *haha i shall thou cometh before you noobs*
Innit mate
Queen Elizabeth: I am 4 Parralel universes ahead of u noobs
Dude
What ah focc?
Look a da washte a wahter
Damn we really do live in a society..
lol we’re probs not gonna get past 3000
@@con4170 Fr tho they say oh were killing ourselves and people dont believe it..like no there are seriously people killing themselves so why wouldnt other people try to kill earth? 😬😬😬
@@broken_bitches4907 People : *starts stabbing the ground*
Same
Kalku 😕😕
For people who are intrested, the 4th block of Time Pyramid will be placed on 9th September. After more research Betelguice will probably explode in our life time, which means it is already gone but the light from the explosion hasn't reached us because of how time and light and relativity and other things.
I’m 14 years old so I (hopefully) have a lot of time left so hopefully some exciting stuff happens in my life 😂
@@calebpaez-98 Wow, someone replied on a comment uploaded 10 years after the video. And we're even the same age so the chances of this happening are apsurd. And we will see a lot of things in our futures, may or may not including WW3😆😂🤣
@@calebpaez-9816 year old here. Whatever it is, I'm sure it will be interesting.
@@Mr.MR2111 I can only hope we don't have to see WWIII, if I were to be honest.
@@piyushmenon4987 Well, it depends on Russo-Ukranian War.
Imagine future guys seeing a video saying "7.5 million years ago"
Him: all of you guys won’t be alive to see all of this Queen Elizabeth II: Are you challenging me?
Keanu reeves : shut the f*&%ck up !
She have Resistance V and her inventory is full of totem of undying
Queen Elizabeth the third u mean
Nope I mean queen elizabeth the second
LMAO
Dude watching his galaxy collide with another: Man I really wish I got to see a waterfall
Lol
Underrated
@@tooswaggy3866 UwU
@@tooswaggy3866 ? UwU is my sign that I'm hoping to be friends, sorry you don't like it but I'll still say i, Not around you if you don't like it though
@@tooswaggy3866 it's fine XD, I'm an asshole at times too XD
0:02 bro really went to new heights just for a cool intro
The Guitar solo in the back is called lost boys by Lincoln grounds and bob bradley
our future grandsons and grandaughters wont be missing out on this slow wifi im sure
Ali Abdul heehheeh
Ali Abdul If you're living in the U.S, yeah.
+Dankus Memus I have a Gig per sec fiber optics what u talkin about? Lol
#firstworldproblems
Sepehr Voshmgir sounds terrible
Queen Elizabeth : **laughs** damn.
Lol
What
oh
7:30
8:40
I'm so glad I'm able to view Total Solar Eclipses. I've seen two so far, and I'm planning on viewing more, in Spain, Gíbraltar, Australia, Alaska, and the future...
Betelgeuse actually might supernova this December
DAMN WHAT
@@al9xanew estimates predict it may go supernova in our lifetime, I hope it does
it already did now its now dead@@al9xa
it died😢😢😢
rip betelgeuse 🕊️
Everyone says life is short, yet it’s the longest thing we experience
Niklas Grundmann lmao
Niklas Grundmann fuck i was tryna Comment that...
We don't know😂
Unfortunately not for me. I don't do a thing :3 i stay at home, i go to no events. Im 10 now next thing i know it, im 16, im 18, im moving out my parents house, im starting my own family, time passes and i dont even know it. I look in the mirror, im 87 years old. Im glad i survived this far, but i realize that i have little time left. With my lack of abilities i cant do much. I missed my opportunities to do stuff. Get out, go places. Now i pass away, peacefully by old age and my generation passes on. When you said that it kinda triggered me because life IS short. Edit: September 26, 2019 7:11pm I'm getting much criticism on what my previous comment said so I what to make some adjustments. Unfortunately, not for me. I don't get to do many things because I don't have much money, so I only stay at home for the majority of the time. I don't go to any events mainly for money purposes. I'm 10, now 11 next thing i know it, im 16, im 18, im moving out my parents house, im starting my own family, time passes and i dont even know it. I look in the mirror, im 87 years old. Im glad i survived this far, but i realize that i have little time left. With my lack of abilities i cant do much. I missed my opportunities to do stuff. Get out, go places. Now i pass away, peacefully by old age and my generation passes on. When you said that I disagreed because in my opinion, life is kinda short for me.
whip cream Ur problem is that u spend ur whole shit life playing gacha and u seem like an introvert who doesn’t try to socialize. Sorry if this was “toxic” but still,stop being a fatass and go outside,you’re missing too much from a one time experience.
"If you lived on earth you had the best childhood."
im from andromina
Aww I'm from zouyoingouses and I have a flouting computer for childhood So we zouyoingousings had the best childhood
@@michealafton1385 we humans have various universes in our pocket as money
@@michealafton1385 im from the neighbour galaxy.
@@ok1025 did’t even try on that one ngl
I wish I could like this video 100x I’ve watched this vid so many times it’s so easy to not get bored unlike most videos nowadays
10 years ago and it's still a masterpiece.
People in the year 6009 will be like: Who is watching in the year 6009?
If Jotaro lost, we could've lived until the year 6009.
Dio Brando time traveller here, can confirm, and it’s annoying
History repeats itself, think about it, if KZhead and people exist in 3019 they will say the exact same! "Whos watching in 3019???" And they wont know who the grandfathers were
@@build2270 If there's even KZhead in the year 3019.
Dio stay written off
"Only OG's remember the milky way."
Yea
OG
Only OG
OG
Only OG's
Damn, the transitions in vsauce between 2 subjects are always fundamentally some of the neatest I've ever heard
This is probably one of the best science video on yt of all time
Give the queen a camera so she can record the collision of andromeda and Milky Way...
No camera men never die
Underrated
Lmfao XD
I get it because the queen is prehistoric
Basically a dinosaur
In the future we will have a petition called “give saturn its ring back”
Do you know the song at 4:45
people finna be chillin on saturn and mars.
KimonoD saturns impossible to habitat, its rings might of been habitatable and some of its moons are habitable just you cant live on a gas cloud
@@byr_n what does that mean? what the fuck is a gas cloud?
@@kimonod4848 you didn't go to school????
I remember watching this video as a teenager in awe. I was so fascinated and intrigued that it inspired and changed me, becoming the person I am today. After 10 years I came back watching this video in complete awe once again. What a great channel!
THE 4TH BLOCK IS BEING PLACED IN 4 DAYS!!! SPREAD THE WORD
2020: we get an eclipse 😍 4,657,861,739: that’s cute.
8 Quadrillion years later: we see planets explode
Wait we had an eclipse-
Yas Yasss oof
The next Luke is 500
Hey CJ!
I will miss my own death because i will be dead when it happens.
um.
R/cursedcomments
Nu your soul will see it
@@wegs1756 tru
After death your brain remains alive for 7minutes so you will now that you are dead
This video is a truly special one that keeps me coming back to it 10 years on. “Is your red the same as my red” is a close second
I come back to this video once in a while to reminisce. I love Vsause, my childhood!
Imagine a kid from 6009 hops on here and finds comments from 4,000 years ago 💀
Copied idiot
Very Rare Forever no
Very Rare Forever That would be soo cool if KZhead is still around
100,000,000 subscribers without any videos yes
H a h a You wisd
Born too late to explore the earth Born too early to explore the universe Born just in time to witness Michael's sanity degrade
🗿
Reply for my clouts sake you don’t have to but clout is clout🤷🏽♂️
You here too !
sorry bruh cant like the comment ur on 69 likes
@@acs5998 lol
remember watching this in 2013 thinking about how the next block will be in 2023
I come back to this video yearly. I still love it
Imagine future teachers having our comments as a history lesson.
Deezor AHAHAHAHA
lol it would b great
Wack
how to get free robux wait this isnt google
imagine
Future people: I have a supernova Present people: We have a waterfall
More like we have water at all Stupid supernovas
Village people: Go west
IamJorho id rather a supernova
You mean cold weather?
IamJorho I’ve got a jar of dirt
I watched this video years ago and now the Zeitpyramide is getting another block in a few months. We're really living in the future
It poopy
"you don't have a childhood if you didn't saw the beauty of milky way"
What if a future human sees this, and thinks "wait, Saturn had rings?!"
Was that a spongebob reference? 😂😂
Lol
They’re gonna show this video in a science or history class
Only if KZhead exists in the future
Let’s keep it at 666 likes
"What Will We Miss?" Not 2020 that's for sure.
true
For sure.
was funny xd
Ppl born on 1/1/2021 or later will miss 2020.
I got that in an hour XD
This man did not just jump outta nowhere in front of the camera to start the video XD I miss these types of videos. They were epic you owe us 4 a year after giving us a taste of greatness, Michael.
Simply add 3 months to your birthday to know approximately when you've been conceived. This said, I can't imagine what my present day would have been without this ten years old video. Michael, you always been ahead of us!
In 6009 they’ll find this video and be like: “What the heck is tweetsauce.”
HYOUKA
Lol
NO / IT VILL BE VŠĀÛŠÊ
Upload date, “4000 years ago”
HELLO FUTURE PEOPLE I'M FROM 2019
Born too late to see dinosaurs. Born to early to see space. Born just in time to watch Michael talk about them.
I love this life and this time more than you can imagine
born too early to go to school to learn the correct to.
@@toms.4382 That's why your the grinch
Sceptic YT You used the wrong you’re. You should have used you’re not your.
@@toms.4382 k
This video made me cry. I was suffering from FOMO so much and this video really helped me. Thanks...
I will also miss a day where the scale of the universe doesn't blow my mind. How something can move so fast and still take so long to come together and "crash" for so long is just beyond insane.
**somehow lives until December 31st 6008** **clock strikes midnight and it’s officially January 1st 6009** Me: Nice. **dies**
More cooler would be 6.9.6969
Best comment ever
dank brownies supa nice cuz you died in that exact moment
But are you alive since 1961?
Nocie
I'm just here for my daily existential crisis.
Chase Johnson same
Chase Johnson you're not very hardened if this gives you existential crisis......
Yup
Me too
same
The video that got me hooked on vsauce 10 years ago
By the Way the 4'th block will be added in September this year!
Dear future generations you missed out on the September 20th massacre
simbathat1neko b the Area 51 meme
omg you're from the future
dear future generations you missed out the storming f area 51
@@sophiab3288 that's the same thing..
n0ne - CSGO Gaming & More it is XD
Imagine looking up vsause and seeing this vedio "posted 3.5 billion years ago"
Video* little child, it’s spelled video.
@@FliffFloofNormansimp Little child, youre a kid as well.
@@MurtssZ they're
@@MurtssZ You rlly are a child if you like to correct people when obvi they dont care.
@@MurtssZ Well thats unfortunate.
This has been in my recommends for like the past 7 yrs and I’m just watching it for the first time 😭
glad were gonna miss these!
Who else ships Milkdromeda?
me. "Andromeda... I need you..." Milky way panted lol
+super saiyan blue This is the only smut I need in life
LOOOOL
ship it.
Jajaj #TeamMilkdromeda forever
Queen Elizabeth: hold my tea
No Name lmao
Thea*
Hold my tea you mean
@@seppedaniels8020 Its tea not thea
gamer 552233 im sorry
There’s 4 blocks now!
Crazy that I clicked on this video the exact day the 4th block was added to that pyramid.
forget Milkdromeda. Future humans are gonna miss out on Vsauce.
The Brony Notion I didn't even think of that... Now I'm sad that I won't have Vsauce forever...
The Brony Notion a fate worse than death lol
or will they? *vsauce music kicks in*
matic51 vsoce 😂😂😂
Exactly
If we get the time machines from Area 51 we’ll see all of this happen...
Yes, we can go to the future. But, the fear is we will not come back, I'm sure.
yessss bro thats the real future, WE'LL SEE IT ALL
me and the boys: *raiding area 51* me and the boys: we got a time traval gem thing time to go to the future...nah
Sorry to ruin everyone’s fun WE ARE GONNA GET SHOT HOMIES
Pretty sure you can only travel forward through time. Not backwards. Thats not how time works. Nor physics
I subbed purely because this man has been around for so long now. He deserves that 20 million
the next block will be placed on the 9th of September
Ok if you are reading this in 6009.. Remember that we created the best memes.
And the best meme decade is ending ;(
If they call us boomers ima be mad
@@beanboi3178 Yep
Hi 6009 sub yo me even tho I'm *D E A D*
Panos Leousis true
I feel like someone from the future will watch this video, and, to at least one event, say "This didn't age well"
ok dababy
They will be really sus😳
@@certifiedchickennuggets4145 this meme didn't age well
@@muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430 shutup
@@muhammaddimasfachriakbar7430 shutup
Love how in this video he says that we will “probably” be dead at certain times in the video, just shows that there could be a chance of us surviving much lonfer
last year i was doing a road trip around Switzerland, north Italy and Austria ( i live in australia), and on my way back i stopped at the time pyramid because of this video, it was a fair way out of my way to get there, and ill be honest it was somewhat underwhelming lol, its just next to this tiny town. There were 3 blocks but if i go there in the next 9 years there will be 4.
So crazy that we all going to miss out on the death of Queen Elisabeth Edit 08.09.2022: Well this didnt age well, did it
LOLL
Bruh no one will ever be able to see that, she immortal
AHAHSHAHAHAHA
God save the queen
This aged well
To the people of 6009: Did y'all find the Aliens?
yup we find those they teach us flying
No baby 😘
@@sakibmullick 😂😂
@@sakibmullick we already know how to fly
Yeah but I had to sell it to area 51
I'll miss you most of all, Michael Stevens.
How am I just seeing this 10 years later? I love vsauce
Born too late to explore the world. Born too early to explore the universe. Born just in time to browse dank memes.
These will be my last words.
Michael Manning wow very dank
too bad ironic memes got to the normies they just love stealing our secret club stuff
AnamanaguchiWAT You're calling me a normie? Fuck off, I bet you have a GF
i wish m8 and normies in general, they even took pepe
IDK why but vsauce makes space less scary and makes me more curious
Cornes WM hhhhaahahhahaaahahha
LiL Savage IDK why but kurzgesagt makes space more scary and makes me more lonely.
John Apawan ikr
Then I watch SciShow and space is scary again.
breezy I think you hit the nail on the head there
dang this gets me in the feels great job Michael!
Idk about anything in the video but I missed this video 10years ago and getting it in my recommended page now.
"we will miss the future, but the future will miss the past."
True. Very very true. The past could have been better than the future. we may never know.
@@truckmaniacyt Of course the past will be better. In the future, the Earth is gonna be pretty much destroyed from climate change.
True, like people in 2020 missing 2019
-Isaiah case, 2021
Well no one knows if the future will be better (except for god)
We might miss all of this stuff, but at least we'll miss it together...
😭
no hard feelings?
Damn that’s deep
Well said.. Amen
If im going down im bringing the world with me
Its my like 15th Old vsauce videos binge, see you soon
This video is already 10 years old, nice.
I’m coming back in 10 years Someone look after my comment while I’m gone - 1 year down 9 more to go - 2 years. Jeez I forgot about this for ages welp see you at 3 years - 3 years gone. Looking forward to 4 see y'all - 4 years damn 32K likes someone make a tiktok about this
Ok i will tell you 10 years later
Cya in 10 years
@@shaylam9151 i gotchu fam
Same
AlexDaBeast1811 how ya doin
Born too late to see dinosaurs, Born too early to see Andromeda collide with the Milky-way, Born just right to play Red Dead Redemption 2 on release.
never playing that game because the developers have down syndrome and give “bullied people” god mode and shit
CoolCreeper39 fr breh
Bryce Ramiro yeah
Ya like jazz?
CoolCreeper39 savage bruh hey wanna buy some deth sTix? 🥺😪🤩
It’s sad knowing that everything I did no one will remember and I’m not even gonna be a spec of a thought
same applies to every human that ever exist. its not something we should care about
@@Andre-hi2tuwait even mia khalifa noooo
crazy to think this video was 10 years ago.