More high quality slapping here: kzhead.info/tools/nhMKVG1ETHp81-kltbC5Hw.html
@penguinz03 жыл бұрын
mucho thanks, slap connoisseur
@TheKing-kd9li3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@ling25533 жыл бұрын
Damm you almost got 8 mil subscribers, congrats
@xtr3m3113 жыл бұрын
Thx
@franciscoarias81873 жыл бұрын
congrats on 8mil
@Reflex1x3 жыл бұрын
Some one should translate this and show this to Vasilij, he will get a great confidence boost if he knows he’s sponsored by Jesus.
@alexandero99363 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes😄😄
@f.i.r.e.m.a.n39843 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@alatama65183 жыл бұрын
Any russians here?
@joshuasoule26123 жыл бұрын
@@joshuasoule2612 me
@Endercrystel3 жыл бұрын
@alexander Vasili saw the video and as a member of the PunchDown team I would like to say that we are preparing a crossover of the decade by organizing a meeting between Charlie and Vasily: D
@Burdajewiczek3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a slapping scientist"... Says the man who is about as close as it gets to a slapping scientist
@maxim60883 жыл бұрын
it's a nascent science
@pentelegomenon11753 жыл бұрын
same way supa hot fire is not a rapper
@dognabbit_yt3 жыл бұрын
@@dognabbit_yt is he still 193838399374 - 0 undefeated ?
@fractal_mind5623 жыл бұрын
@@fractal_mind562 no he lost didn’t he?
@Bobin101013 жыл бұрын
I mean the more knowledge you have in a subject the less you feel confident in the subject Also known as the dunning kruger Effect for the psycologists out there
@SirMisterMister3 жыл бұрын
If I was Vasilis kid growing up and mom said, "just wait till your dad gets home." I'm leaving the Solar system.
@mistercabbage3 жыл бұрын
Same bro, same
@jam61733 жыл бұрын
If he came back we’d prob be a pulp unless hes nice enough
The fact that they both have non intimidating names are the biggest fear I have. Imagine fighting a guy named "little flower" and then its some 6 foot 300lb mega man
@Whateverhappenshappens73 жыл бұрын
For real. Some slappers and UFC fighters have these intimidating names, then there you have "dumpling" and "little flower". You don't know who you're up against until your cheek gets relocated to the other side of your face.
@MaskedDeath_3 жыл бұрын
I always liked the name "tiny" for giants. Or "little jon" from robin hood men in tights
@supremehare98933 жыл бұрын
thetes one comming up called slipper. and another guy called tiny. yeah its pretty intimidating when tiny is like 6 foot 6
@Powmonki3 жыл бұрын
i want to like it but i have to keep it at 420 noooooo
@bigjon58883 жыл бұрын
@@bigjon5888 you know damn well what you just did 😒 lol
@supremehare98933 жыл бұрын
Wait until you see the rest! Stay tuned - It's coming BIG! Charlie Thank you brother 💪💪💪
@SlapFightingChampionship3 жыл бұрын
Fire!
@Burdajewiczek3 жыл бұрын
Ciekawi mnie reakcja Charliego gdy zobaczy w akcji Bonusa BGC 😅
@jacobunesco3 жыл бұрын
I watched and I have no regrets. I recommend it to anyone, great fun for 5 hours. Of course, I will also watch the next event. All those who have not decided to buy PPV, I advise you to buy it next time. The guys are doing a great job.
@michauuu03793 жыл бұрын
No to chyba od teraz komentarz angielski trzeba ogarniać :D
@awril21373 жыл бұрын
Lol
@evasmojang3 жыл бұрын
Internet:”How many slaps does it take to cook a chicken?” Vasily Kamotsky:”Only one.”
@Im_Jakon3 жыл бұрын
Vasily: how many chickens can I cook with one slap?
@davidlemos11363 жыл бұрын
The man probably doesn’t even need to slap it. The chicken just cooks itself out of fear.
@Dirt-E-Dan3 жыл бұрын
I'm glad others got randomly recommended that video too lol
@oftheHowl3 жыл бұрын
a half, his slap would wipe the chicken from existence
@fanto8603 жыл бұрын
@@Dirt-E-Dan intimidation 100
@sanjivinsmoke27193 жыл бұрын
“Kwiatek sounds like a Star Wars name” as a polish person this is incredibly funny
@propork3 жыл бұрын
+1
@Xdddx7233 жыл бұрын
POLAND MOUNTAIN
@chrupek9913 жыл бұрын
How is he not the official announcer for slap tournaments yet?
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache3 жыл бұрын
Maybe someday. Charlie's only gonna get more and more popular and once they recognize him hopefully they'll reach out.
@No-kn3li3 жыл бұрын
He's too ironic and meta about it, I think they're not sure they could trust him to say what he would be paid to
@bathtubbarracuda25813 жыл бұрын
i love you
@mekizuku44373 жыл бұрын
@@bathtubbarracuda2581 Chances are they might not even know about him. I'm guessing if he did do this he would at least try to change up his commentary on it, taking out cussing or anything too weird. Realistically though, they'd probably only hire him in the first place because he's popular.
@No-kn3li3 жыл бұрын
@@No-kn3li Would be funny though...first Vasily knocked out the second coming of Christ, then he gets declared winner by the third coming of Christ
@bathtubbarracuda25813 жыл бұрын
Vasili is the only man that could ACTUALLY cook a chicken with one slap.
@hobbit18173 жыл бұрын
Before the kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy the chicken is reduced to atoms
@buttapotato12333 жыл бұрын
why can i hear Jay (TGF) saying this as i read it
@shadowghost50003 жыл бұрын
We were all recomended the same video then
@andrewmurphy53103 жыл бұрын
Going with this line of thoughts and reasoning, he could probably slap half of all living creatures in universe out of existence.
@conscioussubconsciousness19763 жыл бұрын
No
@juhalight59213 жыл бұрын
I love these slap-recaps.
@TheMrSark3 жыл бұрын
re-slaps
@nickolasschweitzer72023 жыл бұрын
You are my general
@sonofnotch3 жыл бұрын
Slappy
@warfare11013 жыл бұрын
didnt expect you here, i knew you are a man of culture but now i have solid evidence
@kapioskapiopoylos73383 жыл бұрын
Slaptacular
@ryanvillalobos75733 жыл бұрын
When Vasili was just born and the doctor slapped his bottom, he slapped back instead of crying
@noredine3 жыл бұрын
Thats the day he killed his first man
@explodyz3 жыл бұрын
This should be a meme, make it happen. Lol
@metalpunk12343 жыл бұрын
The doctor was disintegrated upon impact
@inspectorjavert98683 жыл бұрын
Whys the doctor slapping his ass though?
@goseone4122 жыл бұрын
@@goseone412 it's something they used to/rarely do after birth to check the breathing, loud cry = good breathing
@noredine2 жыл бұрын
Vasili pulled a weed from his yard and the Earth still spins to this day.
@kyleb97193 жыл бұрын
an extremely underrated comment!
@MrCat-hu7ry3 жыл бұрын
He didnt need to pull it... He slapped the weed
@veryded72893 жыл бұрын
@@veryded7289 no thats how the moon was created. thats another story
@farveblyant48133 жыл бұрын
The other guy looks like he stuffed his shirt with more shirts
@TeenageBratwurst3 жыл бұрын
420 Likes
@user-ru1jo5rc3t3 жыл бұрын
Hmm thank you for pointing out the funny amount of likes it was so funny I forgot to laugh
@bungo25143 жыл бұрын
@@bungo2514 my laugh will return in a a few business days
@anapple12203 жыл бұрын
@@bungo2514 I think you are just disabled.
@user-ko4zp1wm2i3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ru1jo5rc3t LOL! so funny! mom said you need to eat dinner btw
@sixbroblizzard64853 жыл бұрын
The sound of a single slap from Vasily gives me more serotonin than a hug from my dad
@thebigshep3 жыл бұрын
Get a look at this guy over here. Boasting about having a dad...😢
@stevel1213 жыл бұрын
Facts don't have to flex
@Whyltrash3 жыл бұрын
@@stevel121 Get a look at this guy over here, boasting about not having a dad.
@johnhouston15903 жыл бұрын
pespi wild cherry
@j_ford-ru9li3 жыл бұрын
You didnt even watch the vid
@sato84493 жыл бұрын
i like how vasily stands, he stands so innocently and it's halarious, he's standing all nice and innocent but behind his hands he's got like 30 confirmed kills
@biglickerj41503 жыл бұрын
In 2nd fight, commentator said that guy in white fights for his daughter. That would make a hell of an anime character arc 😂
@szczepanik3253 жыл бұрын
That makes it so much worse that he slapped like absolute crap
@swimmingdrop95573 жыл бұрын
@@swimmingdrop9557 Well, that's exactly how it works, maybe he's gonna train like crazy and make a comeback as a slapping titan in a year or so 😁
@szczepanik3253 жыл бұрын
@@szczepanik325 that would be some genius stuff there
@swimmingdrop95573 жыл бұрын
I felt genuinely terrible for Gru... poor guy knew he was fucked and was fucking up, but he stood his ground. Respect Gru guy... respect
@GlazednConfused3 жыл бұрын
Take my like! 🤣
@zizi07143 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus no
@josheboythespeedrunner84913 жыл бұрын
Plus he has puffy cheeks, they may as well draw a target sign on them.
@rubbishopinions64683 жыл бұрын
He should be stopped it, he's going to pay the damage consequences for years
@garorade3 жыл бұрын
One of the announcers said he is doing the tournament for his daughter, so yeah
@PanMarkus1233 жыл бұрын
“Im no slapping scientist” lol stay humble charlie boy
@sir_ladykiller18033 жыл бұрын
Right lol charlie is a certified Slapologist
@joecampos14233 жыл бұрын
The slap sermon
@ashmitketchum59363 жыл бұрын
Great grandson of old
@imsentinelprime92793 жыл бұрын
so modest
@Tw0Dots3 жыл бұрын
@@ashmitketchum5936 the wack warden
@sean84393 жыл бұрын
The fact that you are making this whole sport famous is actually wholesome
@zzsiga54273 жыл бұрын
The sport is older than this chick doing the video. She made a few more folks aware
@BuffaloBilliam3 жыл бұрын
@@BuffaloBilliam I mean ok it did exist but he is basically the biggest youtuber to make videos about it and basically make people go follow this sport and I really think that if he didnt make those vids, the sport would still be pretty unknown. BTW what is all that she, and chick thing?
@zzsiga54273 жыл бұрын
@@zzsiga5427 you're probably right. Those big venues with television coverage probably wouldn't exist without these you tube vids
@BuffaloBilliam3 жыл бұрын
@@BuffaloBilliam ok boomer
@queerlibtardhippie93573 жыл бұрын
@@zzsiga5427 The chick thing sounds to me like it's just Will O' Man projecting his own insecurities about balding or whatever midlife crisis issue he's probably going through.
@orlandocasillas98063 жыл бұрын
The virgin Western sports: throwing a ball, hitting a ball, kicking a ball... The chad Eastern European sports:
@NagikunX3 жыл бұрын
I can sense the CTE already forming.
@andrewk36943 жыл бұрын
But Poland is in centre of Europe...
@bartekkozarowicz37423 жыл бұрын
@@bartekkozarowicz3742 Poland was occupied by the USSR. Poland is Eastern European. Plus, didn't slap contests originate in Russia anyway?
@NagikunX3 жыл бұрын
@@NagikunX but from the geographical point of view, Poland is in the centre, even the geometric center of Europe is in Poland, so you know what I meant.
@bartekkozarowicz37423 жыл бұрын
@@bartekkozarowicz3742 Eastern europe is a culture landscape though, and poland is definetly culturally much more eastern then it is western.
@erikariehs61183 жыл бұрын
"I'm no slapping scientist" after he literally just described the slap as something so powerful it eclipses the sun as if it was his 6th grade science final test
@bloopeyboi18203 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo
@mrcapalotjosiah3 жыл бұрын
His vocabulary is too good for him to exist in this world lol
@soba45233 жыл бұрын
Because it's such a great slap anyone can come to such a true conclusion
@anzelormagic98673 жыл бұрын
@@anzelormagic9867 illumination at it's finest
@Tu-Li-Oh3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@claytong20693 жыл бұрын
His slap is so powerful that the first upload of this video got taken down because of a copyright strike
@ihavetowait90daystochangem673 жыл бұрын
Mtn Dewe
@MtnDew48283 жыл бұрын
Sus
@NoName-zx6rf3 жыл бұрын
pespi wild cherry
@j_ford-ru9li3 жыл бұрын
how many days left
@type3diabetes9213 жыл бұрын
@@MtnDew4828 pepsi
@j_ford-ru9li3 жыл бұрын
You have to be absolutely insane to think entering a slap match with a clean shaved face is the move.
@randomshortz173 жыл бұрын
"I'm no slapping scientist" Well not with that attitude, but if you go to slapping school for 8 years and apply yourself, someday...
@SomeCanine3 жыл бұрын
@BlackWatchAmbush SlappingU is good from what I hear
@SomeCanine3 жыл бұрын
@@SomeCanine true, I got my Slapping Phd there.
@blackout70953 жыл бұрын
The one guy was starting to cry before he even got hit. He was literally trying to hold in every fear in his entire life. What a champion.
@NostalgiaMan3 жыл бұрын
dead verified youtube channel < pepsi wild cherry
@j_ford-ru9li3 жыл бұрын
Why are u everywhere
@phaederdeconinck34663 жыл бұрын
I'd cry if I was faced with a man with that powerful of a slap.
@complimentbot70153 жыл бұрын
the fact that he was able to keep going
@cancer39433 жыл бұрын
No one cares that you're verified
@ks32233 жыл бұрын
the happiness on Charlies face when he talks about Russian men slapping each other makes me happy
@Jacob-ux8qr3 жыл бұрын
Russian and Polish to be precise
@kapkanboi67753 жыл бұрын
Slav squatting intensifies
@drunkenmmamaster4193 жыл бұрын
@@kapkanboi6775 yes thank you for making that clear
@res26493 жыл бұрын
Charlie is like the Louis Theroux of youtube. He introduces us to all these crazy subcultures, he must have documented thousands of online oddities during his time on the site... He has to be one of the greatest youtubers of all time, surely.
@signoguns85013 жыл бұрын
His enthusiasm and laugh is infectious af always brings a smile to my face
@davemeads8593 жыл бұрын
“Slap so powerful he can stop the universe from expanding if he wanted to” ah this guy is hilarious, you got yourself a sub & unlimited likes
@jonnysosa49713 жыл бұрын
Ya hes super funny. I thought I was funny but this man just can't stop
@thekidskushed3 жыл бұрын
Agree. His word choices and vocabulary is insanely funny
@anonymousstout47593 жыл бұрын
Another Vasily slap that shifted the tectonic plates and a weak wet fart slap from his opponent
@ohokcool3 жыл бұрын
U can like indefinately
@JacobafJelling3 жыл бұрын
It's just occurred to me, Vasily is not just a god of the slap He's freaking one slap man and we're always wanting to see him use his 'serious slap'
@Samswis3 жыл бұрын
I see you are Using a OnePunchMan Reference You are truly A Cultured person
@JustACapedBaldy62432 жыл бұрын
“I’m no slapping scientist” -a slapping scientist
@kkhagerty63153 жыл бұрын
Charlie is literally the most prominent competitive slapping analyst on this planet (among all the other things, ofc)
@matnovak3 жыл бұрын
Its like “Im no racist but” -A racist karen
@samstevens21083 жыл бұрын
I would like your comment but you at 69 likes
@cpxbro97993 жыл бұрын
That's what a slapping scientist would say
@thisguyisfuckinggay93123 жыл бұрын
Charlie acts like we didn't already know he has returned when we felt the aftermath boom of the slap
@darrinlaw28323 жыл бұрын
For real I was taking a shower when it happened and instantly knew the legend was back in action.
@deaj84503 жыл бұрын
I was drinking a glass of water and it shattered in my hand
@TiredEyePilot3 жыл бұрын
@@TiredEyePilot no shit my windows broke, that's when I knew
@danielramirezg20003 жыл бұрын
People think thanos snapping his fingers caused half the universe to disapear..... I heard it was the result of vasily slapping him....
@oddpoppetesq.34673 жыл бұрын
I love how he talks about defense but the defense is just standing and allowing someone to slap you in the face as hard as possible
@andrewfudala72703 жыл бұрын
a rookie slap enthusiast, i see. but worry not, you will learn the secrets of the slap dojo soon enough
@henrijs17332 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and arm wrestlers just push each others arms down
@Someguy8822 Жыл бұрын
When Vicili slaps some one, it looks like a real slap but when he gets slapped, it looks and sounds about like someone just trying to slap a tree with full force.
@MotionlessKnight3 жыл бұрын
Charlie should honestly give himself more credit for starting this slap tournament trend
@smokecardboards3 жыл бұрын
@Matt Simpson Charlie definitely brought it to a wider, more international audience
@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie3 жыл бұрын
@Matt Simpson on russia yes, but he no doubt made it popular in the west. Logan Paul literally set up a fight with himself and Vasily, in which he pussied out lmao
@smokecardboards3 жыл бұрын
@@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie lol
@Frost115113 жыл бұрын
@@smokecardboards Not only in Russia in spain too and since i was following both the slap chanel and charlie i was surprised when he started comentating this tournaments but still i think the slap thing would bomb with him or without him
@cronimo653 жыл бұрын
@@smokecardboards It wasnt a slap fight with Vasily he was going to join a tournament but he never said anything about going against Vasilit
@maltheri98333 жыл бұрын
That second one was brutal. The bald guy was a testament to not giving up in the face of impossible odds.
@CouchMan883 жыл бұрын
He's got the courage to get slapped in the face by a God damn mountain of a man.
@Chadronius3 жыл бұрын
Yep. If Saberwolf gave me the _"are you sure?"_ look I'd be out of there and thank god every day that I didn't get my head slapped off.
@THEFRISKIESTDINGO3 жыл бұрын
the bald guy looks like the chef from ratatouille that's obsessed with the blow torch
@goldfishclancy29913 жыл бұрын
He looked like he was about to cry. Can't blame him.
@PoisonInc3 жыл бұрын
@@PoisonInc After a slap like that he probably suffered brain damage. He never had a choice, his body was just trying to warn him to stop before dying.
@CouchMan883 жыл бұрын
The fact that buddy stayed strong in the second match was amazing. He was about to cry and he realized that his greatest fear had come true. He was terrified.
@tyleradams89253 жыл бұрын
I feel like the table is to wide. Vas can barely slap him with his short arms
@vfgoditachyyy84463 жыл бұрын
Agree, first thing I noticed is how far he's having to reach. Even at a disadvantage he murked
@davincarboni73653 жыл бұрын
They did that because the slap kos were drawing some negative attention from pussies
@billycole8523 жыл бұрын
was thinking the same
@yungstarr5979 Жыл бұрын
Charlie doesn't play into april fools, he's just here to spread vasilii's gospel
@leopold67583 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus no
@saya-fr1vj3 жыл бұрын
@@saya-fr1vj just report him
@GallicNine3 жыл бұрын
@@GallicNine i did already did but ok
@saya-fr1vj3 жыл бұрын
@@alinapaasz1841 once again, no
@saya-fr1vj3 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus wait what
@Albert_73 жыл бұрын
Dude I feel terrible for uncle fester he was completely outmatched and he knew it. He looked like an innocent puppy getting mistreated and not understanding why. Somebody hug him and treat his open wounds please
@Jake-vr3tn3 жыл бұрын
The dude was regreting life after the first slap😂
@gabemercado52103 жыл бұрын
I really wamma hug him
@johnhansen60093 жыл бұрын
Dude, all this time I was like, he reminds of someone, and then you called him uncle fester and I lost it
@MegaSupernowa3 жыл бұрын
Uncle Fester. I'm fkn dead.
@Great_Lake_Surfer_3 жыл бұрын
he's a physical worker and he said in his pre-game interview that he's fighting for his daughter my eyes are sweating Leśniak on the other hand is an ex-amateur boxer
@pond43013 жыл бұрын
Our guys opponent in the the first clip had fucking unreal arms. They were so freakishly long that he looked like Zeke when he’s Möñkë.
@tommyjackson17453 жыл бұрын
"kwiatek " means flower. It comes from his second name. Kwiatkowski. And btw im Polish. And here where i live mine earthquakes are pretty common. I felt one when this event was having place. Now i wonder...
@lolomecior3 жыл бұрын
Flower and the dumpling. What a great match
@cumcumcum148Ай бұрын
I never knew that I’d love slapping tournaments so much, but Charlie works wonders
@KingseekerFrampt3 жыл бұрын
@Tim Lockwood Tim vs Larry
@MtnDew48283 жыл бұрын
pespi wild cherry
@j_ford-ru9li3 жыл бұрын
I love that quote!
@joetheastrosfan34603 жыл бұрын
Charlie >>>>>>>>> Ethan Klein
@user-pc9oj9ci1r3 жыл бұрын
@Tim Lockwood which vid?
@KingseekerFrampt3 жыл бұрын
The big dude in the second round was legitimately looking at his opponent like, "Are you okay man? You know you can quit. I'm scared, I do not want you to die."
@MrAlwaysRight3 жыл бұрын
Why did i read the quote with a russian accent lmao
@carb0rg3 жыл бұрын
@@carb0rg same here 😂
@knowntoache3 жыл бұрын
@@carb0rg it didn't go that way for me until the "do not" then it went russian
@liambergstrom81833 жыл бұрын
"I do not want to kill my opponent, _not again._ "
@GabrielShitposting3 жыл бұрын
While the white shirted guy looks like a balded Elon Musk
@greenman7843 жыл бұрын
"Imagine that any hand that you land is a disadvantage" "You swing on me and it landed, you panic cause I'm still standing" - DPS
@Shadic41013 жыл бұрын
that moment charlie says "he eats it like a bowl of cereal" and im actually eating a bowl of cereal myself lol
@ajjabajja91553 жыл бұрын
I like how the Charlie-verse is so large that this title could literally mean anything
@beegboy21373 жыл бұрын
The official name is COU, The Charlie Online Universe, It is bigger than anything you've seen.
@Gorpy3 жыл бұрын
The title can be interpreted in one way only.
@LS-cb7lg3 жыл бұрын
Vasiilii disagrees.
@SadButTrue2733 жыл бұрын
D.B Cooper returned
@shooterDisease3 жыл бұрын
That’s the best comment ever
@imparanoiiid3 жыл бұрын
A fight between Vasily Komotsky and Wolverine would have more combined might than a battle between greek gods.
@_rodi3 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus I don't like ur name
@noonecares61653 жыл бұрын
Crazy Hawaiian vs Vasily would go stupid
@souluchiha47783 жыл бұрын
Valisy and Wolverine are greek gods
@RobticRobyn3 жыл бұрын
Crazy Hawaiian Vs Vasily would be the match of the century
@chloec25153 жыл бұрын
@@alinapaasz1841 oh thanks i always wanted to see an unedited version of the vid
@mmaaoorr3 жыл бұрын
Vacilli leans into the slap instead of away from it, what a legend.
@Replicant26003 жыл бұрын
Your slap videos are the greatest art ever. I've been watching since your second one and I'm so glad I could be there to get in on this sport so early!
@doodleydoo1693 жыл бұрын
Charlie looks unironically like a kid who got what he wanted for Christmas. Nothing but pure joy.
@arsdwalos68403 жыл бұрын
I would be happy too if i made 100 grand a month acting a fool
@raimondainsar45193 жыл бұрын
@@raimondainsar4519 bruh
@thisguyisfuckinggay93123 жыл бұрын
@@raimondainsar4519 must have been rough days huh
@theobserver2003 жыл бұрын
@@theobserver200 nope not particularly. But lets be honest charlie is the courtyard jester.
@raimondainsar45193 жыл бұрын
@@raimondainsar4519 it's gonna be okay friend.
@theobserver2003 жыл бұрын
Vasili is the one who moved that container ship in the Suez canal with a massive slap
@alexitocr19893 жыл бұрын
No you're wrong, he was rowing with the force that enables time travel, Titanic got in the way and he slapped a hole in its hull
@Permuh3 жыл бұрын
Seriously, we need a slapping anime. One filled with cameo's of real life slappers like in Kengan or Baki and with Charlie as a commentator.
@xlr96623 жыл бұрын
YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ma-cr2to3 жыл бұрын
No
@shaplnf79713 жыл бұрын
Most slaps that are weaker were from the slappers that have arm disadvantage. Their arm reach were short, causing them to have a hard time hitting their shots. They should lessen it to give them room for their comfort zone.
@remveel24433 жыл бұрын
I honestly respect the BALLS out of the white shirt guy. Albeit his slaps weren't birthing a new universe, he took those slaps like a champ, not quitting or giving up. Truly earned my respect.
@erebsargames96843 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza ok
@ZrVll3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza ok
@khs89953 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza hopefully you'll grow out of your communism funny phase soon
@lukedoherty38753 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Hammer and Sickle pfp: Check Unsolicited Atheism: Check Damn it’s like I never left r/MiddleSchool
@Silentguy_3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Hey yo uh... are you implying atheists don't believe the universe was created? Out of, say, a very powerful explosion, almost analogous of an incredibly powerful slap?
@undertiltedfavor88333 жыл бұрын
The second guy was holding his tears, so I cried for him
@randomretard60163 жыл бұрын
Literally you're not kidding.
@BoqPrecision3 жыл бұрын
...Of laughter
@hassanhamieh1443 жыл бұрын
Boi got the taste slapped out his mouth
@jondough33393 жыл бұрын
XDDDD
@boyfriend45293 жыл бұрын
respect
@ausargibbs85453 жыл бұрын
This commentary is infinitely more entertaining than the actual slap fight
@ercmadden3 жыл бұрын
they need to run these slaps replays in hyper slowmo for the audience
@iambored53 жыл бұрын
They could not have come up with a more intimidating name other than "The Dumpling"
@jedongggg3 жыл бұрын
Lol I mean the guy he goes against in the first one is ‘Kwiatek’ which means flower
@dom89673 жыл бұрын
That's like when you get a senior gang member called something like "Mom". You do NOT fuck with Mom.
@PoisonInc3 жыл бұрын
@@PoisonInc you made me laugh hard
@Tkokat3 жыл бұрын
@@Tkokat you mean Mama's Boy
@williampineda4593 жыл бұрын
Leave it to Russians to make dangerous things cute... Kinda like how they treat bears there
@cactophone45523 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate Vasili has rented his slapping arm to an advertiser. That's a power move right there
@You-Neek3 жыл бұрын
That's a thing in Poland. All the boxers have their bodies full of advertising "tattoos" as well. Capitalism at it's finest :D
@janeisklar39233 жыл бұрын
@@intergvl Haha that's amazing man :D
@janeisklar39233 жыл бұрын
@@intergvl are the gingerbreads tasty?
@assassin_rk423 жыл бұрын
Imagine owning the company that bought out Vasili's slapping arm. You practically own a nuclear weapon.
@FutureNaught3 жыл бұрын
@@assassin_rk42 russian gingerbread is probably comprised of cardboard, the blood scraped off the walls in gulags, and finished off by cracking a 7.62 open like a glowstick and dumping the powder in 😂 that's just the prep, the cooking process is to fircefeed it to a bear, shoot the bear with a tank, scoop up the remains, cremate them, then throw the ashes in with a normal gingerbread recipe. Still sounds like a pretty fun Christmas time family activity imo
@mitchellmontgomery45343 жыл бұрын
The guy that got opened up has heart. Takes balls to go up there and get slapped on by a couple of meaty monsters.
@rayboi55623 жыл бұрын
Dude, I love your commenting skills. Just my type of comedy: brutally honest, sarcastic, witty, accurate and perfect ratio of polite vs. savage.
@jazz1tup3 жыл бұрын
Charlie explains slapping techniques better than my highschool Physics teacher.
@achungtagru4993 жыл бұрын
Why is your physics teacher explaining slapping techniques?
@apollo15733 жыл бұрын
@@apollo1573 Why isn't your physics teacher explaining slapping techniques huh?
@pablopereyra71263 жыл бұрын
@@pablopereyra7126 probably not qualified to teach slapping science, it is very prestigious after all
@apollo15733 жыл бұрын
@@apollo1573 most people die trying learn how to understand and translate the techniques
@typicaltrash51633 жыл бұрын
Yours explained when he wooped you?
@umapessoaqualquer36883 жыл бұрын
Vasili is like the most humble champion on earth. No attentionseeking social media photos and posts, no (personal) sponsorships, no political interventions and opinions. Just pure slapping.
@mjl113 жыл бұрын
He could recreate Yugoslavia and rule it just using the mere intimidation of his slaps
@viklifts-zk8bl3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about, he has his own channel and takes sponsorships all the time
@user-zv2jh5fx2g3 жыл бұрын
Look at his shirt its plastered with sponsors
@sambo91743 жыл бұрын
A true athlete
@mango_sheikh7863 жыл бұрын
@@sambo9174 Not personal sponsors tho, the division sponsors. Everyone in the Slapping championship wears those shirts.
@michiel11623 жыл бұрын
10 years ago this video would be a great help for me to build my defense strategies against my mother’s slap.
@fatinfuad72893 жыл бұрын
These are the videos I love the most from you Charlie!
@shredder96433 жыл бұрын
People just want to be beaten by this man at this point. They know they aren’t going to win, they just want the pleasure of being beaten by a god.
@KiraX2lol3 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/i5V8gNiFn5iJrHA/bejne.html
@MemePulse3 жыл бұрын
I mean Id let Bruce Lee punch or kick me if he was still around
@oo31603 жыл бұрын
Talk about getting a blessing
@talicadk3 жыл бұрын
They probably think that that's the only way to go to valhalla
@hamzahossain79433 жыл бұрын
"It's an honour to be killed by the fist of a god"
@Lukas-yt1mn3 жыл бұрын
I hope vacilli watches this in auto translate as you try and describe his slapping.
@bigdm93493 жыл бұрын
It’s sad to know that he has no idea who Charlie is.
@Trlll3 жыл бұрын
But because of how lyrically and poetically Charlie describes the slaps, it'd probably be something along the lines of "The slap shakes the Earth and your mother equally as much, which is more alluding to the size of the aforementioned mother. These slaps scare off vegetarians because of how meaty they are" or smth
@simeondermaats3 жыл бұрын
the CEO of slapping that killed me :-D
@jendysklement76323 жыл бұрын
I hope he finds out about his biggest fan
@technounionrepresentative42743 жыл бұрын
I will never know how Charlie got this fkn good at commentary. Love you man!
@Elderscrolls3333 жыл бұрын
Really love how passionate Charlie is for the sport. It's infectious
@thenathanbyrne73332 жыл бұрын
Heavenly Father: "how many times do I have to slap a chicken to cook it" God of slapping: "one"
@ki-adi-mundi6353 жыл бұрын
My brother
@pluma33583 жыл бұрын
@@pluma3358 what about the droid attack on the wookies?
@ki-adi-mundi6353 жыл бұрын
@@pluma3358 hey its me ur brother
@Taima3 жыл бұрын
One slap from Vasily will probably burn the chicken
@muraanique4163 жыл бұрын
@@muraanique416 it would at least overcook it and make it dry.
@ki-adi-mundi6353 жыл бұрын
the greatest comeback story of the year
@looking2fuqq3 жыл бұрын
Mtn Dew comeback
@MtnDew48283 жыл бұрын
Mtn dew comeback
@boohi58563 жыл бұрын
This is evolved anime
@SC_FaiL3 жыл бұрын
Sus
@NoName-zx6rf3 жыл бұрын
nah the greatest comeback story was Alex Smith after his devastating leg injury
@user-pc9oj9ci1r3 жыл бұрын
that poor man. dearest condolences to that guy. im sure he didn't know how bad it was going to be for him.
@iCarlysmom3 жыл бұрын
Cracks me up how much you enjoy these slapping contests. I must say I’m getting into it myself
@davidpowell97132 жыл бұрын
Okay but you didn’t even mention the god slapper clearly lost a shit ton of fat and turned it into diamond.
@jimkellt53583 жыл бұрын
What about when he mentioned carbon fiber?
@apollo15733 жыл бұрын
@@apollo1573 the carbon fiber in cereal?
@ghostryda7893 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/q9ONqLyla4irqnA/bejne.html
@maxclan66963 жыл бұрын
Dude YES! I was like ‘jesus he’s a couple pounds away from his jawline killing men’
@shooterDisease3 жыл бұрын
charlie: "I'm no slapping scientist" You could have fooled me
@saschacharles53453 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Cryinglaughing.jpeg
@choccymilk88453 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus hey. hey. hey guess what
@carlwheezerofsouls32733 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus hey hey
@carlwheezerofsouls32733 жыл бұрын
@Maximilianmus hey dude guess what
@carlwheezerofsouls32733 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza when the imposter is sus 🗿
@thegodofbeingshort18083 жыл бұрын
When Vasilys slap connected, the sonic boom was so loud, chuck norris rose an eyebrow.
@pandamonium92553 жыл бұрын
😆
@ronin36353 жыл бұрын
"I'm no slap scientist" lol we need a slaptoligist in here
@scrappycoco15373 жыл бұрын
I got slapped by the king 28 years later and my skull has only now reformed but my neck is still at a 130 degree angle
@matpainter21643 жыл бұрын
If you are still alive, then Vasili was obviously holding back, and probably got mentally scarred from accidentally crippling another man.
@wowalamoiz94893 жыл бұрын
did your spine get fuckin pushed and reformed
@mrsmoothbrain95893 жыл бұрын
"these men didnt have blood in their bodies, they only have beer and adrenaline." Alpha male defined.
@wandatherranova42583 жыл бұрын
If Russia is vodka and Germany is beer then Poland is both
@risenq13 жыл бұрын
@@risenq1 that's why they got fucked by both
@sajibsjb3 жыл бұрын
love it very witty and just making slapping look like the best thing since soccer on crack, chuckles for days, thanks mate
@gertfourie32833 жыл бұрын
The slapping videos are cool but you’re explanations are through the roof hilarious... thanks for the comedy!
@jackofalltrades83533 жыл бұрын
Being Polish and understanding the commentary makes it a lot funnier. Double commentary for the win
@mateuszstawowski59313 жыл бұрын
downside: ur polish
@nelinearni3 жыл бұрын
Zajebał mu gonga
@Gnomek3 жыл бұрын
@@nelinearni ayyyyyy lmao, rekt!
@SirMcAwesome3 жыл бұрын
@@nelinearni True tho
@PrivComp3 жыл бұрын
@@nelinearni at least he's not black or arab
@Rauser1423 жыл бұрын
I slapped the like button
@Nubbz3YT3 жыл бұрын
Pog it’s nubbz
@ninjachris23443 жыл бұрын
The only time this phrase is applicable
@sawyerbuss6373 жыл бұрын
Hi verified youtuber 👋
@andromeda85133 жыл бұрын
Davie504:*happiness noises*
@18feverYT3 жыл бұрын
I liked the slap button
@CouchMan883 жыл бұрын
Second guy looks like he was about to cry 😭. Not a waaa waaa cry but a tears coming out no matter how hard you are.
@chrisleach42453 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man: I see a Russian slap video hosted by Penguin, I step into the backyard and light a fine cigar to watch it.
@thomaspappalardo75893 жыл бұрын
Polish ^
@Aman-vy1my3 жыл бұрын
Polish ^
@Aurophobia_3 жыл бұрын
its not ... russian though
@nate-ws5uz3 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s excitement while doing the video is immeasurable
@kylejohnson30503 жыл бұрын
And my day is not ruined 😄
@RTrellx3 жыл бұрын
And his day is better
@Mycroch3 жыл бұрын
The polish guys nickname is literally "flower"
@ebithrilebithril3 жыл бұрын
It’s a shortened version of his real surname of a background that involves flowers, same as “potter” or “smith”
@adamszlachta9643 жыл бұрын
Love the slapping breakdowns.
@mattstah93193 жыл бұрын
Vasilii is like the protagonist and the guy that looks like Logan's brother is like the final boss. I want to see them in a match against each other (assuming it didn't already happen)
@Perkula13 жыл бұрын
Props to the guy who went up against wolverine’s brother. He hung in there where many others would have given up
@saggypotatoes72713 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza I bet you’re fun at parties
@flamingmonkey63413 жыл бұрын
@@flamingmonkey6341 he’s never been to one I assume
@meshell64663 жыл бұрын
Four slappers of the apocalypse. War: "Papa" Famine: "Wolverine" Pestilence: Wagner Zuluzhino Death: "The Dumpling"
@YourBoyTrue3 жыл бұрын
“It doesn’t even sound like he’s getting slapped, it just sounds like dropping a sack of potato’s on a hoodie” lmfao what 😂
@theneification3 жыл бұрын
This is the kinda content I never realised I needed in my life!
@heroicsly96913 жыл бұрын
The little smile on Charlie's face when he announces that the slapping god is back, is probably the most happiness I've seen on this man's face in a long time.
@rangamsarmah20613 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Ok 🤡
@combatbenyamin3 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza lmao
@aa01blue383 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Ok little Jimmy, playtime is over. Now go to bed
@exeterra48253 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza It’s time to get off KZhead and pay attention in clas lil bud
@joushoutrumpetintensifies29073 жыл бұрын
@The Spatza Who.The Hell. Asked...
@keitotaniguchi17273 жыл бұрын
Lesniak's slap is straight up solid steel, the sound of the slap is godly. Vasily could slap the mountains flat but Lesniak could cause fear from all around the globe as his slap reverberates.
@3sty2163 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for their match if they do have one.
@darudesandstormincorporate33543 жыл бұрын
Why did cHose that name and pfp I’m confused they don’t even match
@HaydensYtHr3 жыл бұрын
@@HaydensYtHr Yes.
@3sty2163 жыл бұрын
Freakin raining joy gems over hear. This is the best video and commentary of the month and possibly this miserable year. A real shot of steroids for my smiling muscles. I want that 2nd match antique wall framed and playing on loop in front of my toilet 24/7.
@desmar79453 жыл бұрын
I have a PhD in Slapping (been to Slapvard), and everything you say is scientifically accurate.
@Groskaykay2 жыл бұрын
the first guy that vasili went against was waging his finger and shaking his head even though every slap he threw at vasili just got devoured and every hit he took was hard asf
@alec81573 жыл бұрын
First guy's nickname was Kwiatek which means flower in Polish.
@Malaa23143 жыл бұрын
5:03 THE FINGER WAG LMFAO
@morcoroni3 жыл бұрын
Your the man. 8 mil subscribers. Your the man. That has nothing to do with the video, but it’s good to see someone doing so well.
More high quality slapping here: kzhead.info/tools/nhMKVG1ETHp81-kltbC5Hw.html
mucho thanks, slap connoisseur
Thank you
Damm you almost got 8 mil subscribers, congrats
Thx
congrats on 8mil
Some one should translate this and show this to Vasilij, he will get a great confidence boost if he knows he’s sponsored by Jesus.
This needs more likes😄😄
Agreed.
Any russians here?
@@joshuasoule2612 me
@alexander Vasili saw the video and as a member of the PunchDown team I would like to say that we are preparing a crossover of the decade by organizing a meeting between Charlie and Vasily: D
"I'm not a slapping scientist"... Says the man who is about as close as it gets to a slapping scientist
it's a nascent science
same way supa hot fire is not a rapper
@@dognabbit_yt is he still 193838399374 - 0 undefeated ?
@@fractal_mind562 no he lost didn’t he?
I mean the more knowledge you have in a subject the less you feel confident in the subject Also known as the dunning kruger Effect for the psycologists out there
If I was Vasilis kid growing up and mom said, "just wait till your dad gets home." I'm leaving the Solar system.
Same bro, same
If he came back we’d prob be a pulp unless hes nice enough
He'd just slap Mars to your trajectory
@@viscountrainbows6452 LMAOOOOOOO
ً_𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪__𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪_ 𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪𒐪
The fact that they both have non intimidating names are the biggest fear I have. Imagine fighting a guy named "little flower" and then its some 6 foot 300lb mega man
For real. Some slappers and UFC fighters have these intimidating names, then there you have "dumpling" and "little flower". You don't know who you're up against until your cheek gets relocated to the other side of your face.
I always liked the name "tiny" for giants. Or "little jon" from robin hood men in tights
thetes one comming up called slipper. and another guy called tiny. yeah its pretty intimidating when tiny is like 6 foot 6
i want to like it but i have to keep it at 420 noooooo
@@bigjon5888 you know damn well what you just did 😒 lol
Wait until you see the rest! Stay tuned - It's coming BIG! Charlie Thank you brother 💪💪💪
Fire!
Ciekawi mnie reakcja Charliego gdy zobaczy w akcji Bonusa BGC 😅
I watched and I have no regrets. I recommend it to anyone, great fun for 5 hours. Of course, I will also watch the next event. All those who have not decided to buy PPV, I advise you to buy it next time. The guys are doing a great job.
No to chyba od teraz komentarz angielski trzeba ogarniać :D
Lol
Internet:”How many slaps does it take to cook a chicken?” Vasily Kamotsky:”Only one.”
Vasily: how many chickens can I cook with one slap?
The man probably doesn’t even need to slap it. The chicken just cooks itself out of fear.
I'm glad others got randomly recommended that video too lol
a half, his slap would wipe the chicken from existence
@@Dirt-E-Dan intimidation 100
“Kwiatek sounds like a Star Wars name” as a polish person this is incredibly funny
+1
POLAND MOUNTAIN
How is he not the official announcer for slap tournaments yet?
Maybe someday. Charlie's only gonna get more and more popular and once they recognize him hopefully they'll reach out.
He's too ironic and meta about it, I think they're not sure they could trust him to say what he would be paid to
i love you
@@bathtubbarracuda2581 Chances are they might not even know about him. I'm guessing if he did do this he would at least try to change up his commentary on it, taking out cussing or anything too weird. Realistically though, they'd probably only hire him in the first place because he's popular.
@@No-kn3li Would be funny though...first Vasily knocked out the second coming of Christ, then he gets declared winner by the third coming of Christ
Vasili is the only man that could ACTUALLY cook a chicken with one slap.
Before the kinetic energy is converted into thermal energy the chicken is reduced to atoms
why can i hear Jay (TGF) saying this as i read it
We were all recomended the same video then
Going with this line of thoughts and reasoning, he could probably slap half of all living creatures in universe out of existence.
No
I love these slap-recaps.
re-slaps
You are my general
Slappy
didnt expect you here, i knew you are a man of culture but now i have solid evidence
Slaptacular
When Vasili was just born and the doctor slapped his bottom, he slapped back instead of crying
Thats the day he killed his first man
This should be a meme, make it happen. Lol
The doctor was disintegrated upon impact
Whys the doctor slapping his ass though?
@@goseone412 it's something they used to/rarely do after birth to check the breathing, loud cry = good breathing
Vasili pulled a weed from his yard and the Earth still spins to this day.
an extremely underrated comment!
He didnt need to pull it... He slapped the weed
@@veryded7289 no thats how the moon was created. thats another story
The other guy looks like he stuffed his shirt with more shirts
420 Likes
Hmm thank you for pointing out the funny amount of likes it was so funny I forgot to laugh
@@bungo2514 my laugh will return in a a few business days
@@bungo2514 I think you are just disabled.
@@user-ru1jo5rc3t LOL! so funny! mom said you need to eat dinner btw
The sound of a single slap from Vasily gives me more serotonin than a hug from my dad
Get a look at this guy over here. Boasting about having a dad...😢
Facts don't have to flex
@@stevel121 Get a look at this guy over here, boasting about not having a dad.
pespi wild cherry
You didnt even watch the vid
i like how vasily stands, he stands so innocently and it's halarious, he's standing all nice and innocent but behind his hands he's got like 30 confirmed kills
In 2nd fight, commentator said that guy in white fights for his daughter. That would make a hell of an anime character arc 😂
That makes it so much worse that he slapped like absolute crap
@@swimmingdrop9557 Well, that's exactly how it works, maybe he's gonna train like crazy and make a comeback as a slapping titan in a year or so 😁
@@szczepanik325 that would be some genius stuff there
I felt genuinely terrible for Gru... poor guy knew he was fucked and was fucking up, but he stood his ground. Respect Gru guy... respect
Take my like! 🤣
@Maximilianmus no
Plus he has puffy cheeks, they may as well draw a target sign on them.
He should be stopped it, he's going to pay the damage consequences for years
One of the announcers said he is doing the tournament for his daughter, so yeah
“Im no slapping scientist” lol stay humble charlie boy
Right lol charlie is a certified Slapologist
The slap sermon
Great grandson of old
so modest
@@ashmitketchum5936 the wack warden
The fact that you are making this whole sport famous is actually wholesome
The sport is older than this chick doing the video. She made a few more folks aware
@@BuffaloBilliam I mean ok it did exist but he is basically the biggest youtuber to make videos about it and basically make people go follow this sport and I really think that if he didnt make those vids, the sport would still be pretty unknown. BTW what is all that she, and chick thing?
@@zzsiga5427 you're probably right. Those big venues with television coverage probably wouldn't exist without these you tube vids
@@BuffaloBilliam ok boomer
@@zzsiga5427 The chick thing sounds to me like it's just Will O' Man projecting his own insecurities about balding or whatever midlife crisis issue he's probably going through.
The virgin Western sports: throwing a ball, hitting a ball, kicking a ball... The chad Eastern European sports:
I can sense the CTE already forming.
But Poland is in centre of Europe...
@@bartekkozarowicz3742 Poland was occupied by the USSR. Poland is Eastern European. Plus, didn't slap contests originate in Russia anyway?
@@NagikunX but from the geographical point of view, Poland is in the centre, even the geometric center of Europe is in Poland, so you know what I meant.
@@bartekkozarowicz3742 Eastern europe is a culture landscape though, and poland is definetly culturally much more eastern then it is western.
"I'm no slapping scientist" after he literally just described the slap as something so powerful it eclipses the sun as if it was his 6th grade science final test
lmaooooo
His vocabulary is too good for him to exist in this world lol
Because it's such a great slap anyone can come to such a true conclusion
@@anzelormagic9867 illumination at it's finest
Ok
His slap is so powerful that the first upload of this video got taken down because of a copyright strike
Mtn Dewe
Sus
pespi wild cherry
how many days left
@@MtnDew4828 pepsi
You have to be absolutely insane to think entering a slap match with a clean shaved face is the move.
"I'm no slapping scientist" Well not with that attitude, but if you go to slapping school for 8 years and apply yourself, someday...
@BlackWatchAmbush SlappingU is good from what I hear
@@SomeCanine true, I got my Slapping Phd there.
The one guy was starting to cry before he even got hit. He was literally trying to hold in every fear in his entire life. What a champion.
dead verified youtube channel < pepsi wild cherry
Why are u everywhere
I'd cry if I was faced with a man with that powerful of a slap.
the fact that he was able to keep going
No one cares that you're verified
the happiness on Charlies face when he talks about Russian men slapping each other makes me happy
Russian and Polish to be precise
Slav squatting intensifies
@@kapkanboi6775 yes thank you for making that clear
Charlie is like the Louis Theroux of youtube. He introduces us to all these crazy subcultures, he must have documented thousands of online oddities during his time on the site... He has to be one of the greatest youtubers of all time, surely.
His enthusiasm and laugh is infectious af always brings a smile to my face
“Slap so powerful he can stop the universe from expanding if he wanted to” ah this guy is hilarious, you got yourself a sub & unlimited likes
Ya hes super funny. I thought I was funny but this man just can't stop
Agree. His word choices and vocabulary is insanely funny
Another Vasily slap that shifted the tectonic plates and a weak wet fart slap from his opponent
U can like indefinately
It's just occurred to me, Vasily is not just a god of the slap He's freaking one slap man and we're always wanting to see him use his 'serious slap'
I see you are Using a OnePunchMan Reference You are truly A Cultured person
“I’m no slapping scientist” -a slapping scientist
Charlie is literally the most prominent competitive slapping analyst on this planet (among all the other things, ofc)
Its like “Im no racist but” -A racist karen
I would like your comment but you at 69 likes
That's what a slapping scientist would say
Charlie acts like we didn't already know he has returned when we felt the aftermath boom of the slap
For real I was taking a shower when it happened and instantly knew the legend was back in action.
I was drinking a glass of water and it shattered in my hand
@@TiredEyePilot no shit my windows broke, that's when I knew
People think thanos snapping his fingers caused half the universe to disapear..... I heard it was the result of vasily slapping him....
I love how he talks about defense but the defense is just standing and allowing someone to slap you in the face as hard as possible
a rookie slap enthusiast, i see. but worry not, you will learn the secrets of the slap dojo soon enough
Yeah, and arm wrestlers just push each others arms down
When Vicili slaps some one, it looks like a real slap but when he gets slapped, it looks and sounds about like someone just trying to slap a tree with full force.
Charlie should honestly give himself more credit for starting this slap tournament trend
@Matt Simpson Charlie definitely brought it to a wider, more international audience
@Matt Simpson on russia yes, but he no doubt made it popular in the west. Logan Paul literally set up a fight with himself and Vasily, in which he pussied out lmao
@@ChrisWhoPlaysLizzie lol
@@smokecardboards Not only in Russia in spain too and since i was following both the slap chanel and charlie i was surprised when he started comentating this tournaments but still i think the slap thing would bomb with him or without him
@@smokecardboards It wasnt a slap fight with Vasily he was going to join a tournament but he never said anything about going against Vasilit
That second one was brutal. The bald guy was a testament to not giving up in the face of impossible odds.
He's got the courage to get slapped in the face by a God damn mountain of a man.
Yep. If Saberwolf gave me the _"are you sure?"_ look I'd be out of there and thank god every day that I didn't get my head slapped off.
the bald guy looks like the chef from ratatouille that's obsessed with the blow torch
He looked like he was about to cry. Can't blame him.
@@PoisonInc After a slap like that he probably suffered brain damage. He never had a choice, his body was just trying to warn him to stop before dying.
The fact that buddy stayed strong in the second match was amazing. He was about to cry and he realized that his greatest fear had come true. He was terrified.
I feel like the table is to wide. Vas can barely slap him with his short arms
Agree, first thing I noticed is how far he's having to reach. Even at a disadvantage he murked
They did that because the slap kos were drawing some negative attention from pussies
was thinking the same
Charlie doesn't play into april fools, he's just here to spread vasilii's gospel
@Maximilianmus no
@@saya-fr1vj just report him
@@GallicNine i did already did but ok
@@alinapaasz1841 once again, no
@Maximilianmus wait what
Dude I feel terrible for uncle fester he was completely outmatched and he knew it. He looked like an innocent puppy getting mistreated and not understanding why. Somebody hug him and treat his open wounds please
The dude was regreting life after the first slap😂
I really wamma hug him
Dude, all this time I was like, he reminds of someone, and then you called him uncle fester and I lost it
Uncle Fester. I'm fkn dead.
he's a physical worker and he said in his pre-game interview that he's fighting for his daughter my eyes are sweating Leśniak on the other hand is an ex-amateur boxer
Our guys opponent in the the first clip had fucking unreal arms. They were so freakishly long that he looked like Zeke when he’s Möñkë.
"kwiatek " means flower. It comes from his second name. Kwiatkowski. And btw im Polish. And here where i live mine earthquakes are pretty common. I felt one when this event was having place. Now i wonder...
Flower and the dumpling. What a great match
I never knew that I’d love slapping tournaments so much, but Charlie works wonders
@Tim Lockwood Tim vs Larry
pespi wild cherry
I love that quote!
Charlie >>>>>>>>> Ethan Klein
@Tim Lockwood which vid?
The big dude in the second round was legitimately looking at his opponent like, "Are you okay man? You know you can quit. I'm scared, I do not want you to die."
Why did i read the quote with a russian accent lmao
@@carb0rg same here 😂
@@carb0rg it didn't go that way for me until the "do not" then it went russian
"I do not want to kill my opponent, _not again._ "
While the white shirted guy looks like a balded Elon Musk
"Imagine that any hand that you land is a disadvantage" "You swing on me and it landed, you panic cause I'm still standing" - DPS
that moment charlie says "he eats it like a bowl of cereal" and im actually eating a bowl of cereal myself lol
I like how the Charlie-verse is so large that this title could literally mean anything
The official name is COU, The Charlie Online Universe, It is bigger than anything you've seen.
The title can be interpreted in one way only.
Vasiilii disagrees.
D.B Cooper returned
That’s the best comment ever
A fight between Vasily Komotsky and Wolverine would have more combined might than a battle between greek gods.
@Maximilianmus I don't like ur name
Crazy Hawaiian vs Vasily would go stupid
Valisy and Wolverine are greek gods
Crazy Hawaiian Vs Vasily would be the match of the century
@@alinapaasz1841 oh thanks i always wanted to see an unedited version of the vid
Vacilli leans into the slap instead of away from it, what a legend.
Your slap videos are the greatest art ever. I've been watching since your second one and I'm so glad I could be there to get in on this sport so early!
Charlie looks unironically like a kid who got what he wanted for Christmas. Nothing but pure joy.
I would be happy too if i made 100 grand a month acting a fool
@@raimondainsar4519 bruh
@@raimondainsar4519 must have been rough days huh
@@theobserver200 nope not particularly. But lets be honest charlie is the courtyard jester.
@@raimondainsar4519 it's gonna be okay friend.
Vasili is the one who moved that container ship in the Suez canal with a massive slap
No you're wrong, he was rowing with the force that enables time travel, Titanic got in the way and he slapped a hole in its hull
Seriously, we need a slapping anime. One filled with cameo's of real life slappers like in Kengan or Baki and with Charlie as a commentator.
YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No
Most slaps that are weaker were from the slappers that have arm disadvantage. Their arm reach were short, causing them to have a hard time hitting their shots. They should lessen it to give them room for their comfort zone.
I honestly respect the BALLS out of the white shirt guy. Albeit his slaps weren't birthing a new universe, he took those slaps like a champ, not quitting or giving up. Truly earned my respect.
@The Spatza ok
@The Spatza ok
@The Spatza hopefully you'll grow out of your communism funny phase soon
@The Spatza Hammer and Sickle pfp: Check Unsolicited Atheism: Check Damn it’s like I never left r/MiddleSchool
@The Spatza Hey yo uh... are you implying atheists don't believe the universe was created? Out of, say, a very powerful explosion, almost analogous of an incredibly powerful slap?
The second guy was holding his tears, so I cried for him
Literally you're not kidding.
...Of laughter
Boi got the taste slapped out his mouth
XDDDD
respect
This commentary is infinitely more entertaining than the actual slap fight
they need to run these slaps replays in hyper slowmo for the audience
They could not have come up with a more intimidating name other than "The Dumpling"
Lol I mean the guy he goes against in the first one is ‘Kwiatek’ which means flower
That's like when you get a senior gang member called something like "Mom". You do NOT fuck with Mom.
@@PoisonInc you made me laugh hard
@@Tkokat you mean Mama's Boy
Leave it to Russians to make dangerous things cute... Kinda like how they treat bears there
Can we just appreciate Vasili has rented his slapping arm to an advertiser. That's a power move right there
That's a thing in Poland. All the boxers have their bodies full of advertising "tattoos" as well. Capitalism at it's finest :D
@@intergvl Haha that's amazing man :D
@@intergvl are the gingerbreads tasty?
Imagine owning the company that bought out Vasili's slapping arm. You practically own a nuclear weapon.
@@assassin_rk42 russian gingerbread is probably comprised of cardboard, the blood scraped off the walls in gulags, and finished off by cracking a 7.62 open like a glowstick and dumping the powder in 😂 that's just the prep, the cooking process is to fircefeed it to a bear, shoot the bear with a tank, scoop up the remains, cremate them, then throw the ashes in with a normal gingerbread recipe. Still sounds like a pretty fun Christmas time family activity imo
The guy that got opened up has heart. Takes balls to go up there and get slapped on by a couple of meaty monsters.
Dude, I love your commenting skills. Just my type of comedy: brutally honest, sarcastic, witty, accurate and perfect ratio of polite vs. savage.
Charlie explains slapping techniques better than my highschool Physics teacher.
Why is your physics teacher explaining slapping techniques?
@@apollo1573 Why isn't your physics teacher explaining slapping techniques huh?
@@pablopereyra7126 probably not qualified to teach slapping science, it is very prestigious after all
@@apollo1573 most people die trying learn how to understand and translate the techniques
Yours explained when he wooped you?
Vasili is like the most humble champion on earth. No attentionseeking social media photos and posts, no (personal) sponsorships, no political interventions and opinions. Just pure slapping.
He could recreate Yugoslavia and rule it just using the mere intimidation of his slaps
What are you talking about, he has his own channel and takes sponsorships all the time
Look at his shirt its plastered with sponsors
A true athlete
@@sambo9174 Not personal sponsors tho, the division sponsors. Everyone in the Slapping championship wears those shirts.
10 years ago this video would be a great help for me to build my defense strategies against my mother’s slap.
These are the videos I love the most from you Charlie!
People just want to be beaten by this man at this point. They know they aren’t going to win, they just want the pleasure of being beaten by a god.
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I mean Id let Bruce Lee punch or kick me if he was still around
Talk about getting a blessing
They probably think that that's the only way to go to valhalla
"It's an honour to be killed by the fist of a god"
I hope vacilli watches this in auto translate as you try and describe his slapping.
It’s sad to know that he has no idea who Charlie is.
But because of how lyrically and poetically Charlie describes the slaps, it'd probably be something along the lines of "The slap shakes the Earth and your mother equally as much, which is more alluding to the size of the aforementioned mother. These slaps scare off vegetarians because of how meaty they are" or smth
the CEO of slapping that killed me :-D
I hope he finds out about his biggest fan
I will never know how Charlie got this fkn good at commentary. Love you man!
Really love how passionate Charlie is for the sport. It's infectious
Heavenly Father: "how many times do I have to slap a chicken to cook it" God of slapping: "one"
My brother
@@pluma3358 what about the droid attack on the wookies?
@@pluma3358 hey its me ur brother
One slap from Vasily will probably burn the chicken
@@muraanique416 it would at least overcook it and make it dry.
the greatest comeback story of the year
Mtn Dew comeback
Mtn dew comeback
This is evolved anime
Sus
nah the greatest comeback story was Alex Smith after his devastating leg injury
that poor man. dearest condolences to that guy. im sure he didn't know how bad it was going to be for him.
Cracks me up how much you enjoy these slapping contests. I must say I’m getting into it myself
Okay but you didn’t even mention the god slapper clearly lost a shit ton of fat and turned it into diamond.
What about when he mentioned carbon fiber?
@@apollo1573 the carbon fiber in cereal?
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Dude YES! I was like ‘jesus he’s a couple pounds away from his jawline killing men’
charlie: "I'm no slapping scientist" You could have fooled me
@The Spatza Cryinglaughing.jpeg
@Maximilianmus hey. hey. hey guess what
@Maximilianmus hey hey
@Maximilianmus hey dude guess what
@The Spatza when the imposter is sus 🗿
When Vasilys slap connected, the sonic boom was so loud, chuck norris rose an eyebrow.
😆
"I'm no slap scientist" lol we need a slaptoligist in here
I got slapped by the king 28 years later and my skull has only now reformed but my neck is still at a 130 degree angle
If you are still alive, then Vasili was obviously holding back, and probably got mentally scarred from accidentally crippling another man.
did your spine get fuckin pushed and reformed
"these men didnt have blood in their bodies, they only have beer and adrenaline." Alpha male defined.
If Russia is vodka and Germany is beer then Poland is both
@@risenq1 that's why they got fucked by both
love it very witty and just making slapping look like the best thing since soccer on crack, chuckles for days, thanks mate
The slapping videos are cool but you’re explanations are through the roof hilarious... thanks for the comedy!
Being Polish and understanding the commentary makes it a lot funnier. Double commentary for the win
downside: ur polish
Zajebał mu gonga
@@nelinearni ayyyyyy lmao, rekt!
@@nelinearni True tho
@@nelinearni at least he's not black or arab
I slapped the like button
Pog it’s nubbz
The only time this phrase is applicable
Hi verified youtuber 👋
Davie504:*happiness noises*
I liked the slap button
Second guy looks like he was about to cry 😭. Not a waaa waaa cry but a tears coming out no matter how hard you are.
I’m a simple man: I see a Russian slap video hosted by Penguin, I step into the backyard and light a fine cigar to watch it.
Polish ^
Polish ^
its not ... russian though
Charlie’s excitement while doing the video is immeasurable
And my day is not ruined 😄
And his day is better
The polish guys nickname is literally "flower"
It’s a shortened version of his real surname of a background that involves flowers, same as “potter” or “smith”
Love the slapping breakdowns.
Vasilii is like the protagonist and the guy that looks like Logan's brother is like the final boss. I want to see them in a match against each other (assuming it didn't already happen)
Props to the guy who went up against wolverine’s brother. He hung in there where many others would have given up
@The Spatza I bet you’re fun at parties
@@flamingmonkey6341 he’s never been to one I assume
Four slappers of the apocalypse. War: "Papa" Famine: "Wolverine" Pestilence: Wagner Zuluzhino Death: "The Dumpling"
“It doesn’t even sound like he’s getting slapped, it just sounds like dropping a sack of potato’s on a hoodie” lmfao what 😂
This is the kinda content I never realised I needed in my life!
The little smile on Charlie's face when he announces that the slapping god is back, is probably the most happiness I've seen on this man's face in a long time.
@The Spatza Ok 🤡
@The Spatza lmao
@The Spatza Ok little Jimmy, playtime is over. Now go to bed
@The Spatza It’s time to get off KZhead and pay attention in clas lil bud
@The Spatza Who.The Hell. Asked...
Lesniak's slap is straight up solid steel, the sound of the slap is godly. Vasily could slap the mountains flat but Lesniak could cause fear from all around the globe as his slap reverberates.
Can't wait for their match if they do have one.
Why did cHose that name and pfp I’m confused they don’t even match
@@HaydensYtHr Yes.
Freakin raining joy gems over hear. This is the best video and commentary of the month and possibly this miserable year. A real shot of steroids for my smiling muscles. I want that 2nd match antique wall framed and playing on loop in front of my toilet 24/7.
I have a PhD in Slapping (been to Slapvard), and everything you say is scientifically accurate.
the first guy that vasili went against was waging his finger and shaking his head even though every slap he threw at vasili just got devoured and every hit he took was hard asf
First guy's nickname was Kwiatek which means flower in Polish.
5:03 THE FINGER WAG LMFAO
Your the man. 8 mil subscribers. Your the man. That has nothing to do with the video, but it’s good to see someone doing so well.