“Two grown men smashing cheeks” and not even in a gay way
@ifbrocks4 жыл бұрын
I prefer the term "clapping cheeks" 😏
@spag52964 жыл бұрын
Spag Cheeck busters stand up!
@childishgennady43174 жыл бұрын
they both probably came.
@TerraHardcore4 жыл бұрын
"Slapping cheeks" is technically the correct one, but whatever ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
@alfianfahmi54304 жыл бұрын
Spag clapping cheecks is some pussy sissy stuff only SMASHING here
@user-cz9ss4yq4x4 жыл бұрын
Medic: *checks eye* Also Medic: “yup two eyes, this is why I went to medical school”
@diedforurwins4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, I bet it's an instant loss if your eye blood vessels burst anything abnormal like that happens
@thesicoplayer_26634 жыл бұрын
I'd go blind if even a fraction of their palm power colonized my face
@yadsewnde86994 жыл бұрын
*Wagner gets fucking decapitated* Medic: Anyway, that's how i lost my medical license...
@tastyfresh44824 жыл бұрын
LMFAOO
@PXNKRXY4 жыл бұрын
i read this in russian accent
@apinamiesallu33364 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy seeing these two absolute units send each other to heaven and back while still being mindful of the rules and making sure the other didn't prematurely die. No rage, just slappy vibes.
@AchyutRM3 жыл бұрын
Just slappy vibes lol I strive for slappy vibes in every day life
@joetaylorrealestate32512 жыл бұрын
1000th like 👍
@yorgmcsmorglehorfen2278 Жыл бұрын
Slappy vides had me 🤣🤣
@jaxonbyers8023 Жыл бұрын
They're both a couple of sweethearts and i love it
@schism9472 Жыл бұрын
they are just in a silly goofy quirked up slappy boy mood 🤪
@bingusenjoyer197 Жыл бұрын
This needs to be in the next Olympics, Someone start a petition.
@michaelgrzybkowski3 жыл бұрын
Yeah put slaping instead of judo or curling
@georgeg67162 жыл бұрын
Im on it
@pamelaevangelista4342 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
@SkyeeYee2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@myrnawashington90572 жыл бұрын
U idiot
@eric321459 ай бұрын
This whole thing started off as a joke, and now he's a true fan of Russian slapping.
@Gumbocinno4 жыл бұрын
Gummy The increase in popularity and scale may be partially due to Charlie. As this channel grew he did more and more so did professional slapping online.
@jirehjirehjirehjireh4 жыл бұрын
BevelBoyJack it is mainly bc of Charlie
@EyeamWill774 жыл бұрын
arent we all now
@rikkiii44834 жыл бұрын
If Charlie doesn’t get asked to commentate over these officially at some point i’ll be very sad
@TheBigJord4 жыл бұрын
*He?* i think you mean *our*
@ThatGuyCanmanNC4 жыл бұрын
"Two strong men blasting cheeks..." I'm afraid to watch.
@LaserGuidedLoogie4 жыл бұрын
For real💀
@gaburieru26154 жыл бұрын
LaserGuidedLoogie 💀
@xxkillemxx48624 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pizzatime74334 жыл бұрын
*_FEAR IS FOR THE WEAK_* *_THE STRONK, THEY BLAST THE CHEEK_*
@Hanzer-ns5bh4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@shallah7774 жыл бұрын
Charlie's narration makes these slapping contests more entertaining than it already is
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache2 жыл бұрын
im surprised this isnt a top comment yet, hmm first reply
@hanta84752 жыл бұрын
You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@godlygecko63022 жыл бұрын
why do we both seem to have the exact same interests in videos?
@askeladden4502 жыл бұрын
Jesus makes everything better, I’m not even religious.
@stonksagent90402 жыл бұрын
These replies are 5 iq
@mr.stealyourspaghetti80042 жыл бұрын
These guys literally slap each other and still show better sportsmanship than any Super Smash Bros competition could ever
@Dylontajanhair3 жыл бұрын
fr
@SatisfactionVIPАй бұрын
I even know this because some kid punched another guy at school because of smash bros
@SatisfactionVIPАй бұрын
American government: Dont touch your face Russia: TOUCH EACH OTHERS FACES AT 80 MPH
@nitebadger85064 жыл бұрын
They are vaporizing the virus with the sheer force of their slaps
@BlackSalamander4394 жыл бұрын
Pro tip : use metric system next time
@huubla4 жыл бұрын
@@huubla no
@crazymannxl4 жыл бұрын
@@huubla dumb and gay
@sgtchickenman95914 жыл бұрын
Only dumbasses use imperial measurements
@eins20014 жыл бұрын
Charlie would win every slapping match because everyone would miss him since hes 5'2"
@zonko4 жыл бұрын
He won't be able to reach them though
@V_ifhy4 жыл бұрын
god yes.
@jackalope_hunter4 жыл бұрын
You mean 0'2"
@gabagoobrotha4 жыл бұрын
@@V_ifhy He could slap them on the thigh and make them lose their balance
@virael38014 жыл бұрын
I think you mean, he will shrivel up in fear and fold like an acordian before the slap can even make contact. He would be invincible.
@mastuhyeet64224 жыл бұрын
Slap is one of the most disrespected thing ever yet in the tournaments of slap the opponents respect each other more than any sportsman in any kind of sport.
@Contemporarywise3 жыл бұрын
Because its not a sport
@venicec33102 жыл бұрын
@@venicec3310 bruh shit up
@mohadtalha16162 жыл бұрын
@@venicec3310 you salty cause you got knocked TF out your first slap
@christophercanty99492 жыл бұрын
Forged in fire?
@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent2 жыл бұрын
@@christophercanty9949 He got slapped by a waffle and got knocked out
@acidpoptart42702 жыл бұрын
"He has some blood in his neck because the slap nearly decapitated him" LOL That line made me laugh!
@RafaelToscano2 жыл бұрын
3:22..no matter the language barrier. *bruh* is always universally accepted.
Vasily's turn: Vasily choosed bazooka slap Critical hit Wagner -1 HP
@animandala88563 жыл бұрын
ANIMANDALA haha
@zzambles3 жыл бұрын
I would say it's the other way round
@muhammadhussain49523 жыл бұрын
@@animandala8856 I hated that in those old games
@bilalmalik50023 жыл бұрын
@@animandala8856 you ever crit for 0 in darkest dungeon?
@themizfit873 жыл бұрын
The mere fact that there’s an on scene medical team tells you how much raw world ending power is in their slaps
@Mr.Comedian420693 жыл бұрын
"One guy's hand was so big each one of his fingers looked like five big dicks" LMMFAO! Thats awsome! xD
@scott18213 жыл бұрын
Ok scooty your stuck in 2013
@soos05573 жыл бұрын
@@soos0557 shhh let him live his dreams
@HELPMEXXXX3 жыл бұрын
@@HELPMEXXXX I was joking :(
@soos05573 жыл бұрын
Women's dream husband I guess🤣😂
@malemsgm16243 жыл бұрын
That's 25 for each hand. Wonder who tanked that.....
@iogamer98443 жыл бұрын
It's even more hilarious when Vasily says shit like "I'm fine, just felt like closing my eyes for a moment" after taking a hit. Too bad it wasn't translated in subs.
@Victor-hk5fq4 жыл бұрын
Okay that's epic :d
@ygurmen71324 жыл бұрын
This is by far the only Russian sport I am proud of. The football team last World Cup did ok, but didn't win so they have to do better to make up for all the previous disappointments
@UncleRussian.4 жыл бұрын
Well, true.someone has to translate what they say
@dimitris_kleisiaris4 жыл бұрын
@@UncleRussian. bruh this is not sport, this is beating meat
@Scaramouche1224 жыл бұрын
@@Scaramouche122 chess are sport too. throwing old mobile phones is national finnish sport. like yea its sport, its competitive...
@Vanous19994 жыл бұрын
Why is it that a sport where people literally smack each other has the most sportsmanship.
@MonsieurGaslight3 жыл бұрын
Because Russian prison society is much more civil than it's western counterparts.
@pickelsvx3 жыл бұрын
because.
@tommyshelby22503 жыл бұрын
Because sometimes you just wanna smack your opponent and in no sport but this one can you😂
@Basstaco693 жыл бұрын
HenryThings agree
@jokertm68893 жыл бұрын
I'd say strongman has a similar amount of sportsmanship, they're all giant, nice grizzly bears.
@wereallgonnamakeitbrah4023 жыл бұрын
Vasili might no longer be the top ranked slapper, but he’s certainly my favorite and will forever be the most entertaining slap meister around. Also warren was super fun and wholesome not to mention the man caters meatballs every slap, I’d love to see more of him.
@michaelmcqueeferton69112 жыл бұрын
Vasili isn’t top ranked anymore? Damn. Dudes a fucking legend. I thought he was the best of the best
@wolfiemuse2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfiemuse he's not the best in slapping now but he's for sure my personal favourite
@youwantmyname92082 жыл бұрын
@Laughingman 13 Really? When did that happen? I thought Vasily won last time I heard.
@starman39232 жыл бұрын
@@starman3923 Vasily didn't train and people came out of the woodwork who surpassed him, I think he's on his way back up tho
@xyianderson635 Жыл бұрын
_"Vasili is no man..... He's a damn near, Deity!"_ Always get a good laugh out of Charlie's commentary. The only big KZheadr I can stand.
@lonestar67092 жыл бұрын
Try birdman
@Vijay-zt6ws2 жыл бұрын
When the black dude smiled after he got slapped I can't lie, I thought he was gonna eat him
@CW2K224 жыл бұрын
The blood runs cold seeing that reaction. You either steel your resolve or run.
@udonsei52164 жыл бұрын
That smile would have knocked me out before the slap.
@mikewazowski13144 жыл бұрын
That was creepy
@badtoxxin79094 жыл бұрын
Shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttttt
@rooster2604 жыл бұрын
@Dossier lmao
@mashedpotatoes53234 жыл бұрын
I’m just surprised their slaps didn’t do splash damage to the crowd
@RedsByrd3 жыл бұрын
Nice ace attorney pfp
@paravalent79743 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment lmao
@kunns1233 жыл бұрын
How does this have only 100 like I laugh so hard I dam near shit myself
@sloukeeper75583 жыл бұрын
Their strong to the point that they can control the power to only the opponent
@davidremilio74493 жыл бұрын
No, he had life steal
@Master_Of_The_Universe3 жыл бұрын
How could he not have hit his ear, man could literally palm a trash can lid.
@bland24673 жыл бұрын
I can't wait until the Rona is gone and we could start high-fiving each other with this much velocity and sportsmanship again.
@dal85863 жыл бұрын
same
@connorkalscheur3 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately i think they stopped this show, they went to USA doing something similar.
@VinsUplifting3 жыл бұрын
We’re all just side characters in this mans tournament arc of slapping.
@ooferdoofer70914 жыл бұрын
And we wouldn't have it any other way
@FaithLuvUnbroken4 жыл бұрын
if the story says he becomes a famous slapper, it needs a few million characters to function as fans. It's the only purpose of our existance
@asura84954 жыл бұрын
Asura thank you for helping me realize my true purpose
@KYRUTI4 жыл бұрын
And also characters in my tournament arc of fapping
@xancypillosi4 жыл бұрын
We're minor characters. You're giving us too high of a pedestal.
@xephyre69554 жыл бұрын
In the anime version of this, the weather would change with every slap.
@user-op2bh7rc9z4 жыл бұрын
Or turn it to night time, or a week in the future.
@WorldWidePatriots4 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume they don't already do it in real life
@gannongarfin16344 жыл бұрын
We can't know, they're inside.
@cosmiceggs23854 жыл бұрын
It would be like saitama and destroy everything in the path of the wind
@maaaxxd3724 жыл бұрын
I would like to watch it please make it a reality.
@Gemikoni4 жыл бұрын
I honestly love how much respect these guys have for each other. There is so rarely bad blood or salt after the fights, it's all for that cash money and respect the shit out of that
@catlife3313 жыл бұрын
"Two Russian men blasting cheeks " That sounds wrong af
@kaushkodithuwakku77323 жыл бұрын
But so right all at once
@ablockofcheese35623 жыл бұрын
Thats why i clicked this
@aleksi7893 жыл бұрын
Zuluzinho is actually Brazilian. When he yells after getting slapped he yells “Brasília!”
@ktothec243 жыл бұрын
*good
@jak33583 жыл бұрын
I'm assuming you're new to the channel because most things cr1tikal says sound wrong af
@lol-mz5mr2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is becoming a professional Russian slapping commentator.
@nategraham14874 жыл бұрын
Nate Graham they need to reach out to Charlie and legit have him as an English commentator.
@ShahbazBokhari4 жыл бұрын
_"that smile right there will haunt your boners."_
@jonasong11304 жыл бұрын
@@ShahbazBokhari Any Russians reading this, Пожалуйста, обращайтесь к спонсорам этого мероприятия. Они должны нанять Чарли в качестве переводчика. Please reach out to the sponsors of this event. They should hire Charlie as a translator.
@DancingDruidStudio4 жыл бұрын
Согласен. Даже без знания русского языка он способен выдать очень хороший комментарий в любой ситуации.
@cripplinganimedepression99024 жыл бұрын
“Aka The Bitch Slapping God”
@pacificislander9764 жыл бұрын
Can we talk about how that guy went into a slapping competition against the best in the sport with no beard? That man is confidence personified
@yarielrobles90034 жыл бұрын
That's right, forgot the beards are canonically armor, very impressive indeed
@graphite78984 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it, Viscilly now has a team of researchers running simulations on a super computer in order to find which way to trim his beard and whether or not they can engineer special braiding techniques, optimizing for kinetic energy dispersal.
@nuckm4 жыл бұрын
@@nuckm He actually found it, he has to go 30° into a hard 180 turn, then smack a right at the upper lip and another 180. The perfect combo
@chiken64254 жыл бұрын
@@nuckm bruh if you braided your beard thats like chin kevlar
@smoothred94534 жыл бұрын
Beards are like wearing a pillow on your face. I bet he would get KO'd a lot more without it
@SlimeBlueMS4 жыл бұрын
That’s how my wife used to wake me up each morning .
@Elpoetadelcentavo3 жыл бұрын
Used to. Divorce or murder?
@alang49023 жыл бұрын
I get those slaps often. It even made my cheek bleed cuz he's wearing a ring. But I will revenge when I get older and make them suffer. He even broke my mom's hand when I was very young. He even beat up my dad while my dad was drunk ( when my dad is drunk he just stays quite and sleeps causing no trouble or quarrel , he only drinks occasionaly) and his head bleeds. Now he wants our share of land plots all for himself, which will soon be a war in the family, even if we get our share we would have to build a new house which is impossible right now cuz we have no money to even build a mud house. And my dad passed away when I was in grade 3. Sorry I just wanted to share this. I have no one to share and talk to.
@malemsgm16243 жыл бұрын
@Electric Car I'm okay, Thank you.
@malemsgm16243 жыл бұрын
@@malemsgm1624 Hey, are you okay?
@coaxed_in_loath46113 жыл бұрын
@@coaxed_in_loath4611 I'm okay rn. Thank you :) How r u?
@malemsgm16243 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely proud of both these men. They just keep taking punishment, it's honestly so amazing
@noahsan923 жыл бұрын
I just sat here for 7 minutes listening to John wick talk about slapping
@sebastianserengheu34274 жыл бұрын
I mean he *did* mention Baba Yaga
@DanYami4 жыл бұрын
Ha
@Chris-eu2ls4 жыл бұрын
Ha ha charlie look like keanu reeves xDDDDD
@mustacheman44764 жыл бұрын
He looks like a older leafy in my opinion
@tristanalmeida87154 жыл бұрын
wooddog furniture John wack
@sebastianserengheu34274 жыл бұрын
If they had children Those kids better not make a SINGLE mistake
@thedollfin1123 жыл бұрын
Haha z wado go brbbrbrbr
@chariotrequiem54653 жыл бұрын
Kids should do mistake, so they can learn, but can't slap them
@pavelbelov99573 жыл бұрын
They don’t need the belt, they are the switch
@natsudragneel22583 жыл бұрын
@@pavelbelov9957 it was a joke u dumbfk
@trasmundoplaylist55433 жыл бұрын
@@trasmundoplaylist5543 oh, I thought it's very serious conversation here. Thanks, smart ass ROFL
@pavelbelov99573 жыл бұрын
The way Wagner said "o k a y" after having his brains slapped out was so cute lmao
@maxschwandtner14632 жыл бұрын
"That was a slap that could sink a battleship". Best line so far.
@apostleintriumph17583 жыл бұрын
If anyone ever hit me that hard I'd probably die, come back to life, die again, and then cry for a year.
@lukekopesz96353 жыл бұрын
pussy
@miljenko42093 жыл бұрын
Cat
@knightmare66193 жыл бұрын
But you didn't even come back to life the second time you died...
@sooooowhat3 жыл бұрын
@@sooooowhat cries in afterlife
@knightmare66193 жыл бұрын
@@knightmare6619 oh right..*tsk
@sooooowhat3 жыл бұрын
I like this guy. Wagner is an antagonist, but I wouldn’t necessarily call him a villain. He’s an esteemed rival, one who will push Vasily to his limits so that they may both become stronger. But when push comes to shove, they will stand together as one.
@gavo79114 жыл бұрын
So basically jiren and goku?
@somethingsomethingjavi73414 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@swanky40794 жыл бұрын
This suddenly turned into a description for some sort of Netflix show episode
@crobarwtf4 жыл бұрын
The saga has only begun
@geckgoes67194 жыл бұрын
nothing to see here you mean vegeta
@ernestopena67774 жыл бұрын
It may have been a tie, but wagner's little laugh at the start was terrifying
@champiggyfrm_pig52712 жыл бұрын
Vasily's hand sweeps through the universe with unimaginable force, slapping planets into orbit
@marcmatassa30082 жыл бұрын
i feel like charlie's white shirt is genetically bound to him
@philip30764 жыл бұрын
The pizza grease hardens and now his shirt stick to him like ashis body suit
@hambro03574 жыл бұрын
It isn't a shirt . It's his skin
@buddimalliyanapathirana17674 жыл бұрын
It's his foreskin
@despacitoman4254 жыл бұрын
Shade wore a black shirt
@kynareth36054 жыл бұрын
Some say it's another form of venom from the amazing Spider-Man
@b-rentperry27364 жыл бұрын
Charlie needs to be a live American commentator for this sport
@Drockthehouse954 жыл бұрын
He should. HE was the one who popularized it, he introduced it to everyone, brought new fans... He should just be the President of Slapping
@beetleplex58004 жыл бұрын
Im so confused, is this Zuluzinho the same who faught Fedor Emelianenko back in the pride days?
@vipr11424 жыл бұрын
@Sassy The Sasquatch He's more talking about here in the US. It being Russian, I doubt almost any Americans knew about this until Moisty Charlie came along. The Americans coming along did help it's popularity by making it more universally known.
@graphite78984 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@dollors14 жыл бұрын
For real!
@axelmont4 жыл бұрын
whenever I go onto Charlie's channel I always thought the slap videos were gonna be boring so i skipped them, but now that I actually watched one i realized how entertaining they actually are.
@sixcap56722 жыл бұрын
Charlie, I must congratulate you on literally manifesting your involvement in this sport. Also, you brought this to the attention of more people than anyone else on the planet. Well, done.
@briantneary22482 жыл бұрын
IT'S THE ANGLE STRENGTH GOT DISPERSED HE HIT HIGHER TANKED EASIER IMPACTED THE WHOLE FIGHT AND HE'S HELPED W GRAVITY
@Monkey-D-Luffy2 жыл бұрын
Penguin can become a paid promoting commentator for this sport. He’s connecting audiences to this sport.
@CG-ck7rc4 жыл бұрын
First comment I have seen calling him penguin
@esongiba4 жыл бұрын
@@esongiba same. I not saying it's bad but I've never seen it before.
@soggy58544 жыл бұрын
WizardJJ joe rogan 2.0
@theresasnakeinmyboot30064 жыл бұрын
Penguin hahahahahhahahaha
@aznarul4 жыл бұрын
@@esongiba well he does kind of look like a penguin now
@13_faces4 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for Charlie to be the Joe Rogan of this sport
@kennythekid1304 жыл бұрын
Facts
@aorusaki4 жыл бұрын
Fr tho he needs a 5 year contract asap!
@AlexR-ib8sd4 жыл бұрын
We just start seeing footage of Charlie slapping the shit out of a punching bag
@kingofnothing94964 жыл бұрын
Well, first of all: HE NEEDS TO _CUT THAT _*_FUCKING HAIR._*
@John-X4 жыл бұрын
That is a billion dollar idea. Sitting casually in a youtube comment section.
@hunnitman92474 жыл бұрын
Dude I love how much sportsmanship there is, at one point he hits him on the neck but they’re back to shaking hands like old pals. Brings tears to my eyes.
@fatjonrexhepi35993 жыл бұрын
These two men have incredible slapping power! Cool to watch, but terrifying to think what a slap like that would do to us mere mortals.
@MrJRW12 жыл бұрын
If they weren't chalking their hands someone would surely be decapitated.
@duhGOATman4 жыл бұрын
Barr3LtoURdome gone reduced to atoms
@Toomuchsaucelmk4 жыл бұрын
Barr3LtoURdome Unironically, at this level, even the friction of a bare hand would rip off some face skin without the chalk. Completely honestly.
@midshipman86544 жыл бұрын
@@midshipman8654 No. I don't think they are hitting that hard. If they were hittig that hard you'd of read some different stories in books of hand-to-hand combat
@mclovin91514 жыл бұрын
......i truly believe these hands could slap the virus out of people..
@jerryb47054 жыл бұрын
@@jerryb4705 lmfao facts
@duhGOATman4 жыл бұрын
5:32 the guy’s expression behind Wagner’s right shoulder was like “DAMN”
@ISeenmyDreams9993 жыл бұрын
"That was a slap that could sink a battleship." 😂😅😅
@scuzzbucket8485 Жыл бұрын
You know how every once in a while there comes a human that is just genetically made to excel at his/her sport/gig and just steamrolls every other pathetic excuse of competition in such a crushing manner to the point of looking like cheating? Michael Phelps with his massive arm lenght and flat, aquadynamic torso, Devon Laratt with his incredible height and freak arm muscles, Usain Bolt with his cheetah-like slender frame and gigantic strides, Kimbo Slice with his incredible stamina and silverback physique, hafthor (the mountain) with his titanic frame and godly explosive strenght, Mike Tyson with his unchained rage/aggression and lighting quick strikes, etc. etc: Vasily was made to be slapped. He's small and stout, which gives him incredible stability, a thick bushy beard that cushions even the most earth splitting slaps and virtually no neck, which allows him to dissipate any kinetic force from the slap down his body. It's like slapping a tree. Vasily is fucking Gimli.
@Tirfing884 жыл бұрын
Henry Chavez ur comment is extremely underrated
@RoSeni4 жыл бұрын
I hope you're joking about about Kimbo's stamina lmao, his fight with Dada 5000 was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen haha
@maxeque78024 жыл бұрын
‘Length’
@xroyal21794 жыл бұрын
@MFGEK .C408 It doesn't matter. No one can become a competitive level strongman without some freak genetics. No matter the amount of steroids you take, you will never deadlift 500 kg, or carry a 650 kg log. Your skeleton is just not built to support that. Theirs is. And that's not even mentioning the insane amount of dedication and work that these people put into their training to become what they are. Steroids merely raise the bar of what you can squeeze out of your body, they aren't an automatic boost that requires zero effort.
@lred13834 жыл бұрын
@@lred1383 calm your titties, no one said they didnt work hard, its just an expression of disagreement with steroid use which its fair to say in some context. Dont skip a brain day dude
@rafaelmaleakhilumbanbatu98734 жыл бұрын
That's how presidential elections should be decided this year.
@ctcrow23443 жыл бұрын
That's how all wars should be settled
@jamesagwe29813 жыл бұрын
This is how everything should be settled.
@randomrandumbness84373 жыл бұрын
7 years and this is the only thing you say its amazing
@mooseussr92973 жыл бұрын
It'd be like Yugioh except instead of every dispute being solved with a card game, instead it's a slapping contest
@sinistralhydra3 жыл бұрын
This is a great idea
@Dubquester3 жыл бұрын
"I would have sportsmanship too. If it was me I'd be exchanging farts from our buttholes". I'm a very mature individual, but the comment slayed me because it was such a curveball comment lmao.
@Altvi3 жыл бұрын
I love how the most powerful slapper is called "The Dumpling" its nice
@brodyratliff74418 ай бұрын
"How'd you make this Chicken?" "I slapped it" "You what.."
@calebpantas97183 жыл бұрын
slapping a chicken at 400 miles per hour will perfectly cook it
@nonstoppugly3 жыл бұрын
Nonstoppugly Im pretty sure it will also incinerate it.
@Nope-en9bo3 жыл бұрын
Today on unus annus:
@abl96433 жыл бұрын
3725.95mph is required to cook a chicken in 1 slap. Car Salesman: *EZZZ*
@seminark3 жыл бұрын
I'm vegan soooooo I'm gonna leave
@Misterbeaets3 жыл бұрын
One day Vasily is gonna be like, "I know something you don't know, I am not right handed." Then break the sound barrier with a left handed slap.
@studmcmuffin88444 жыл бұрын
@@Alba-rc4ou I see you are an intellectual as well.
@halosam29634 жыл бұрын
dude don't spoil season 2 of the anime wtf
@TheItalianFun4 жыл бұрын
Best comment I’ve seen
@jacksonmorgan43474 жыл бұрын
what fucking anime
@ottere4 жыл бұрын
@Maria Kirillov that's probably a virus dont click it bois
@wasme5274 жыл бұрын
I’m bing watching slap fighting. This is epic. I know this is old, but thanks for all the slap content. It’s some of the best on KZhead.
@rbrookstx3 жыл бұрын
Charlie’s genuine passion for the sport is awesome
@spicypuphboi22282 жыл бұрын
If they played till KO These men would literally be there when the universe ends
@healingtemple97434 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse they would because all that slapping would be the end of the universe
@mk_rexx4 жыл бұрын
it would send massive shockwaves which would rip the fabric of space and time itself, marking the end of the universe as we know it
@sunsetman224 жыл бұрын
It’s like the rock pepper scissors episode from regular show
@nathant50674 жыл бұрын
@@sunsetman22 Are you suggesting they would slap the entire universe apart?
@maxortiz87954 жыл бұрын
@@sunsetman22 the Gravitational waves produced by this will separate two merging black holes!
@breastmilkgaming4 жыл бұрын
Vicily has a very short face and that guys hand is so big it’s almost impossible to not hit his ear
@marcosdiaz50684 жыл бұрын
He's genetically optimised for offence and defence. He's at the level cap with no skill points left to allocate.
@snoopdogg29124 жыл бұрын
Snoop Dogg he used the character creator to its fullest strategic ability to create a perfect meat vessel for his slapping conquest.
@ronkledonkanusmoncher5644 жыл бұрын
He is also a huge cheat, which he seemed not to in this one maybe because the chalk and slomo checking. I've seen him use half way down his forearm before.
@several.4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that was incredible. Any one of them smacks from either one knocks just about every dude out. Awesome power and sound. Great commentary and video
@storytimewithunclebill19983 жыл бұрын
This was an excellent match, and as you say the sportsmanship in the slapping circuit warms the heart.
@dormantlime2152 жыл бұрын
Both their slaps could send people into an infinite loop of deaths.
@possiblycreativecomment30214 жыл бұрын
Giorno Giovanna requiem level slaps
@lredskis26704 жыл бұрын
Return to S L A P
@slumpt16474 жыл бұрын
Re: Zero
@christianmorrow8074 жыл бұрын
GER Act 4: Slapping Those Cheeks
@bintavi70344 жыл бұрын
Wha-
@smokey83594 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting a haircut and one of these guys says "I like your cut g"
@icantthinkausername11363 жыл бұрын
So no head?
@manintheshadowz3 жыл бұрын
Oubena Managua IDK WHATS BETTER THE REPLY OR COMMENT
@user-uo1db3dc2u3 жыл бұрын
dont get it. I like your cut...what does that have to do with slapping or strength? what? Hes gonna copy your hairstyle by slapping it off you? or your gonna send him to your barber and he wont be able to cut his hair because the blade wont cut through it because its so tough? or, hes gonna slap you, or...what?
It's so nice to watch them interact in between slaps, they're so friendly with each other.
@disposable_income_andy Жыл бұрын
I know this video is old but I’ve just started watching you and the slap videos are my fav. Thanks for the content
@ChrissyThrifts3 жыл бұрын
Critical is so straight forward with how we feels. And I quote- “ if that was me and he did that I would have shit my pants and fainted in front of everyone.”
@lennondone62724 жыл бұрын
Honestly, it's super refreshing
@izanagi51364 жыл бұрын
It's a rational act.
@Kiko-fc1gd4 жыл бұрын
Weeb Destroyer his name is penguin
@troginator4 жыл бұрын
Delay penguin is only his KZhead name, his twitch name is critical
@gortalla54744 жыл бұрын
Haygen Riley-Gleason that’s wack but to me he’s penguin
@troginator4 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that Vasily most likely has no idea there is an American man on the internet that voices over his matches and hypees Vasily up and pulls in millions of views for it
@redgrubba4 жыл бұрын
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen which cheeks o.o
@charbelalam26484 жыл бұрын
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen are we talking about ass cheeks or what.
@charbelalam26484 жыл бұрын
lVlaple Story nostalgic name 😂
@smoker41884 жыл бұрын
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen I blast cheeks. Grindr is the best
@uriah96384 жыл бұрын
Bro, your commentary is the best part of all your videos. I really dig the content! Subscribing for sure!
@scottkyle84903 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is hilarious 😂 i was cracking up the entire time
@HeavyWeightHank2 жыл бұрын
The unstoppable force and the immovable object in a slapping match.
@neckbread18294 жыл бұрын
Gimme some of those nobtops
@TakenTooSeriously4 жыл бұрын
PusiBaus The twist is that both are both
@Khkh-bv5gf4 жыл бұрын
PusiBaus these two would kill as teammates against others.
@ShadowDarkHeart904 жыл бұрын
So Morgz fan base versus bedrock.
@yesno12754 жыл бұрын
Juggernaut vs hulk
@Slawsers4 жыл бұрын
He's the only black guy to make it this far, we're going places in life
@poptro52294 жыл бұрын
about time
@austinn2x8024 жыл бұрын
@t rr no
@worthless_punk4 жыл бұрын
@@ih-1509 yeah, why do you think he wasnt being shot?
@SomeGuy-xd5fn4 жыл бұрын
That was a man?
@markamoe78174 жыл бұрын
@@SomeGuy-xd5fn 🤣😂🤣😂
@David-mu8pg4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing sportsmanship and anytime I wanna see some amazing athletes go against each other, I go to this video because these giants show each other respect.
@somedude23848 ай бұрын
This is the true champion tournament. This is like Angel vs Devil. It's impressive to see how they did it very well and have some nice sportsmanship to look after each other.
@helpmeget1ksubs681 Жыл бұрын
They still haven't shown their true form, they are judging each others power level and hiding their own. untill the other reveals theirs.
@krxlcifer4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@vodkawhisperer39234 жыл бұрын
cut that anime shit
@sadanbarakovic73184 жыл бұрын
@@sadanbarakovic7318 how is that "anime shit"?
@darks1d3rz164 жыл бұрын
@@sadanbarakovic7318 You can't go your entire life ignoring anime.
@PowerSpirit504 жыл бұрын
@@sadanbarakovic7318 pls don't ban me Mr. Reddit mod sama!! >.
@Contiingency4 жыл бұрын
Vasily is a great protagonist, he's powerful but not all powerful, as he's been defeated before. Yet everytime he gets defeated he comes back stronger than ever to win the day and inspire us all
@killlog-kb3kd4 жыл бұрын
Brock J sounds like a Yu Gi Oh episode
@M3TE_69014 жыл бұрын
Vasily is overrated
@Mrwallyish4 жыл бұрын
@@Mrwallyish wtf have you said?
@javierrojascamacho70574 жыл бұрын
Visitatore you will find him under your bed if you don’t keep quiet
@untamedanml97854 жыл бұрын
Untamed Anml slapping my checks and shit
@Mrwallyish4 жыл бұрын
There would never be a winner,they would just slap each other to infinity
@OriasX3 жыл бұрын
A better display of sportsmanship with two brutes slapping each other than in most televised professional sports
@johns55863 жыл бұрын
If they‘d do a high five it would be like Thor’s hammer and caps shield smashing together lmfao
@hrzg66913 жыл бұрын
Underrated XDD
@guney_k173 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@suffokation3 жыл бұрын
Everyone within 3 meters would be vaporised while all others would have died from the shock waves produced alone. It would be heard from some 50 miles away with only those beyond the 40 mile mark retaining some bit of hearing. All in all it would truly be a grand sight to behold.
@cantseewhatcantbeseen44853 жыл бұрын
Cant see what cant be seen WELL DAMN
@rick52193 жыл бұрын
me unliking the comment to make the likes say 420: im sorry, little one
@Mario-fm1lz3 жыл бұрын
I hope Wagner sticks around, I wanna see him become the Vegeta to Vasily's Goku
@redgunnit4 жыл бұрын
More like jiren
@lightningbolt5814 жыл бұрын
@@lightningbolt581 only more interesting
@redgunnit4 жыл бұрын
Wagner is a slap god among men, he left brazil just to put his name on the map and vanished
@williandossantos77404 жыл бұрын
@@williandossantos7740 Yeah he can create portals by slapping the air at intense speeds.
@mikewazowski13144 жыл бұрын
this was goku vs jiren in another multiverse
@retsu42624 жыл бұрын
I accidentally found this channel, but dude your commentry is hilarious 😂 definitely subscribing 👍
@valentinr37783 жыл бұрын
I nearly choked on my cereal and died when you said “that slap almost decapitated him”
@MW3MANxDPRO2 жыл бұрын
"Two strong men blasting cheeks" is a sentence i thought i would never hear.
@d4rius_vald3z763 жыл бұрын
Darius Valdez I did
@woofytop60783 жыл бұрын
That's hot lol
@katomomento38353 жыл бұрын
Rifty fish
@karlgenes3 жыл бұрын
Just some guy with a straw hat I’ve found you
@billyjoe81853 жыл бұрын
OG RUGA. I meant the sentence 2 strong men blasting cheeks was hot not the ex body building man boobs were hot both sound fd up but. It's a joke bro if any one is into that there into some real sick shit lol
@katomomento38353 жыл бұрын
im hoping one day when this gets bigger, Charlie becomes an actual host for this legendary sport.
@swollengoods4 жыл бұрын
He's already a host imo
@anchorbubba4 жыл бұрын
C_minus I want a full suit, with him and other announcers like ufc
@swollengoods4 жыл бұрын
Yo I've never seen Charlie referred to as 'Moist' before aha.
@deadline94 жыл бұрын
Z Z my bad bud
@swollengoods4 жыл бұрын
Yea, Charlie in a cheesy pinstripe suit that doesn't fit him, standing somewhere in a warehouse shakily holding a microphone hoping no one slaps him while announcing for these tournaments would make this a major league sports event in no time. I'd never stop watching.
@OkieDokieSmokie4 жыл бұрын
Fuc*ing beautiful. This was my favorite match I've seen so far. Power, respect, admiration and the stuff men are made of haha priceless
@calebcrouchccblue24422 жыл бұрын
We need more videos like this. Your narration makes these videos hilarious as f*ck.
@krayzieridah2 жыл бұрын
Can we get an actual anime based entirely around the profession of Russian slapping lol
@Jasonixel3 жыл бұрын
Honestly😭😭
@tberry4123 жыл бұрын
I will pay big bucks for that
@overridingriot66213 жыл бұрын
Gamer XVI lets be real it would suck
@brokeman51413 жыл бұрын
imagine the long dramatic pauses after our hero gets mentally broken by his greatest rival lol
@CrashBandicot19953 жыл бұрын
Tbh there probably is
@cadet95763 жыл бұрын
Just to show how scary russians are they call this lad "dumpling"
@slav88934 жыл бұрын
Godhand As a russian i am to hear that
@slav88934 жыл бұрын
Dude, the black guy is called "Zuluzinho" here in Brazil It means "little Zulu" in reference to his father who was a fighter too "King Zulu" was his nickname, look at the size of that man being called "little" Edit: spelled "im Brazil" instead of "in Brazil"
@nananakeson4 жыл бұрын
Of Slaps and Dumplings
@guigilbert22404 жыл бұрын
Wait, do they literally call him 'dumpling'? Or is that just the English translation?
@Bafftubz104 жыл бұрын
carlosjnma yes its just dumpling and no in russia not a lot of people see him as this beast which is very unsettling
@slav88934 жыл бұрын
Had a massive chuckle with this video again today, so good!
@Esta-Beed3 жыл бұрын
Your commentary in your slapping videos is 🔥 so funny keep it up I laughed so hard when I heard you say this is going to be an ass greaser
@benlapointe66203 жыл бұрын
When the black guy slapped the other guy The screen protector of my phone cracked
@NimaiNirmal4 жыл бұрын
Call me Nimai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@De.Figueroa4 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@crazywaffles58664 жыл бұрын
Literally almost pissed myself when I read this
@SkorpzOfficial4 жыл бұрын
I felt an earthquake
@kr4zyy4 жыл бұрын
Mine was pre-cracked in preparation for this video, that shit transcended space and time cracking my phone to it's set origin
@juliusmoe-nstar89424 жыл бұрын
Visily is just a saiyan. Every time he has a lethal injury his power level increases drastically
@jakfroot35524 жыл бұрын
JakFroot 35 zenkai boost 💯
@furiousxf4 жыл бұрын
Fax
@christianmorrow8074 жыл бұрын
It's nice seeing people who watch dragon ball on a video that's not related to it make references of the anime. Well that's probably just me.
@GoGetAjob_44 жыл бұрын
te gud stuth I love the anime but also love some of the fan mangas they are 🔥 dragon ball is godly
@furiousxf4 жыл бұрын
@@GoGetAjob_4 I just started the original dragonball so it feels good to be apart of the club.
@ChickenButt394 жыл бұрын
This has to be the funniest KZhead commentator I've listened to
@TEFOld_Guard3 жыл бұрын
Bruh Russians are built different lmao they make me wanna believe that Thor was real and is still alive in disguise
@bigcheesey1013 жыл бұрын
@@mareksicinski3726 I needed a strong example and I couldn’t think of anyone else lol
@bigcheesey1012 жыл бұрын
Thor is scandinavian though?
@darukan2 жыл бұрын
@@darukan give me a break dude
@bigcheesey1012 жыл бұрын
@@bigcheesey101 ?????
@darukan2 жыл бұрын
@@darukan The earliest Russian kings (Rus) were of viking decent. Their cultures mingled a great deal in the very early formation of Western Russia. Also, there were pagan Russian gods of thunder with a lot of shared traits to Thor
@matthewjohnson16332 жыл бұрын
Give Wagner some recognition, he’s a Brazilian legend and came out to support the sport and in the end he said he’d definitely want to do it again but he was having a fight in Moskow soon
@johndeoliveira7434 жыл бұрын
He did.
@kry0stat1s744 жыл бұрын
@John DeOliveira He have a stint in Pride? I didn’t think he was in the UFC but I vaguely remember Zulu in MMA
@Jax-bw2lg4 жыл бұрын
@@Jax-bw2lg Yeah he fought Fedor a long time ago in Pride
@AzeemKhan-qg7kk4 жыл бұрын
@@AzeemKhan-qg7kk He fought Nogueira too
@CaveTater4 жыл бұрын
@@AzeemKhan-qg7kk Fedor slapped the shit out of him. It was a mauling.
@joshf90744 жыл бұрын
The sportsmanship in this is better then most other sports, they're just there to slap eachother a few times, nothing more
@chingezkhagan44003 жыл бұрын
Prefer the underground sport better...
@christopherdsuza75313 жыл бұрын
If you think that its obvious you don't watch any real sports.
@Dennis-hu8sw3 жыл бұрын
true, however these are no men, so rage doesn't apply to them, so there is no need for bad sportsmanship
@maxim60883 жыл бұрын
Like #777
@Mario-fm1lz3 жыл бұрын
@@Dennis-hu8sw most athletes have unnecessary beef
@ALilMayhemMayhaps3 жыл бұрын
Will Smith needs to get in on this
@bruh-wf3yj2 жыл бұрын
When the guys are such good sportmen you don't want to see either one get hurt
@andybeans57903 жыл бұрын
“ this guy is gonna have ptsd everytime he hears meat hit the floor “ lol
“Two grown men smashing cheeks” and not even in a gay way
I prefer the term "clapping cheeks" 😏
Spag Cheeck busters stand up!
they both probably came.
"Slapping cheeks" is technically the correct one, but whatever ¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯
Spag clapping cheecks is some pussy sissy stuff only SMASHING here
Medic: *checks eye* Also Medic: “yup two eyes, this is why I went to medical school”
Lmao, I bet it's an instant loss if your eye blood vessels burst anything abnormal like that happens
I'd go blind if even a fraction of their palm power colonized my face
*Wagner gets fucking decapitated* Medic: Anyway, that's how i lost my medical license...
LMFAOO
i read this in russian accent
Makes me feel warm and fuzzy seeing these two absolute units send each other to heaven and back while still being mindful of the rules and making sure the other didn't prematurely die. No rage, just slappy vibes.
Just slappy vibes lol I strive for slappy vibes in every day life
1000th like 👍
Slappy vides had me 🤣🤣
They're both a couple of sweethearts and i love it
they are just in a silly goofy quirked up slappy boy mood 🤪
This needs to be in the next Olympics, Someone start a petition.
Yeah put slaping instead of judo or curling
Im on it
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
😂😂😂😂😂
U idiot
This whole thing started off as a joke, and now he's a true fan of Russian slapping.
Gummy The increase in popularity and scale may be partially due to Charlie. As this channel grew he did more and more so did professional slapping online.
BevelBoyJack it is mainly bc of Charlie
arent we all now
If Charlie doesn’t get asked to commentate over these officially at some point i’ll be very sad
*He?* i think you mean *our*
"Two strong men blasting cheeks..." I'm afraid to watch.
For real💀
LaserGuidedLoogie 💀
Me too
*_FEAR IS FOR THE WEAK_* *_THE STRONK, THEY BLAST THE CHEEK_*
😂😂😂😂😂
Charlie's narration makes these slapping contests more entertaining than it already is
im surprised this isnt a top comment yet, hmm first reply
You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why do we both seem to have the exact same interests in videos?
Jesus makes everything better, I’m not even religious.
These replies are 5 iq
These guys literally slap each other and still show better sportsmanship than any Super Smash Bros competition could ever
fr
I even know this because some kid punched another guy at school because of smash bros
American government: Dont touch your face Russia: TOUCH EACH OTHERS FACES AT 80 MPH
They are vaporizing the virus with the sheer force of their slaps
Pro tip : use metric system next time
@@huubla no
@@huubla dumb and gay
Only dumbasses use imperial measurements
Charlie would win every slapping match because everyone would miss him since hes 5'2"
He won't be able to reach them though
god yes.
You mean 0'2"
@@V_ifhy He could slap them on the thigh and make them lose their balance
I think you mean, he will shrivel up in fear and fold like an acordian before the slap can even make contact. He would be invincible.
Slap is one of the most disrespected thing ever yet in the tournaments of slap the opponents respect each other more than any sportsman in any kind of sport.
Because its not a sport
@@venicec3310 bruh shit up
@@venicec3310 you salty cause you got knocked TF out your first slap
Forged in fire?
@@christophercanty9949 He got slapped by a waffle and got knocked out
"He has some blood in his neck because the slap nearly decapitated him" LOL That line made me laugh!
3:22..no matter the language barrier. *bruh* is always universally accepted.
i think it was a half blyat
it was even in the replay
Bruh
bruh bruh bruh
bromo mento
Vasily: *Max damage stats* Wagner: *Max defense stats*
Vasily's turn: Vasily choosed bazooka slap Critical hit Wagner -1 HP
ANIMANDALA haha
I would say it's the other way round
@@animandala8856 I hated that in those old games
@@animandala8856 you ever crit for 0 in darkest dungeon?
The mere fact that there’s an on scene medical team tells you how much raw world ending power is in their slaps
"One guy's hand was so big each one of his fingers looked like five big dicks" LMMFAO! Thats awsome! xD
Ok scooty your stuck in 2013
@@soos0557 shhh let him live his dreams
@@HELPMEXXXX I was joking :(
Women's dream husband I guess🤣😂
That's 25 for each hand. Wonder who tanked that.....
It's even more hilarious when Vasily says shit like "I'm fine, just felt like closing my eyes for a moment" after taking a hit. Too bad it wasn't translated in subs.
Okay that's epic :d
This is by far the only Russian sport I am proud of. The football team last World Cup did ok, but didn't win so they have to do better to make up for all the previous disappointments
Well, true.someone has to translate what they say
@@UncleRussian. bruh this is not sport, this is beating meat
@@Scaramouche122 chess are sport too. throwing old mobile phones is national finnish sport. like yea its sport, its competitive...
Why is it that a sport where people literally smack each other has the most sportsmanship.
Because Russian prison society is much more civil than it's western counterparts.
because.
Because sometimes you just wanna smack your opponent and in no sport but this one can you😂
HenryThings agree
I'd say strongman has a similar amount of sportsmanship, they're all giant, nice grizzly bears.
Vasili might no longer be the top ranked slapper, but he’s certainly my favorite and will forever be the most entertaining slap meister around. Also warren was super fun and wholesome not to mention the man caters meatballs every slap, I’d love to see more of him.
Vasili isn’t top ranked anymore? Damn. Dudes a fucking legend. I thought he was the best of the best
@@wolfiemuse he's not the best in slapping now but he's for sure my personal favourite
@Laughingman 13 Really? When did that happen? I thought Vasily won last time I heard.
@@starman3923 Vasily didn't train and people came out of the woodwork who surpassed him, I think he's on his way back up tho
_"Vasili is no man..... He's a damn near, Deity!"_ Always get a good laugh out of Charlie's commentary. The only big KZheadr I can stand.
Try birdman
When the black dude smiled after he got slapped I can't lie, I thought he was gonna eat him
The blood runs cold seeing that reaction. You either steel your resolve or run.
That smile would have knocked me out before the slap.
That was creepy
Shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeetttttttt
@Dossier lmao
I’m just surprised their slaps didn’t do splash damage to the crowd
Nice ace attorney pfp
Underrated comment lmao
How does this have only 100 like I laugh so hard I dam near shit myself
Their strong to the point that they can control the power to only the opponent
No, he had life steal
How could he not have hit his ear, man could literally palm a trash can lid.
I can't wait until the Rona is gone and we could start high-fiving each other with this much velocity and sportsmanship again.
same
Unfortunately i think they stopped this show, they went to USA doing something similar.
We’re all just side characters in this mans tournament arc of slapping.
And we wouldn't have it any other way
if the story says he becomes a famous slapper, it needs a few million characters to function as fans. It's the only purpose of our existance
Asura thank you for helping me realize my true purpose
And also characters in my tournament arc of fapping
We're minor characters. You're giving us too high of a pedestal.
In the anime version of this, the weather would change with every slap.
Or turn it to night time, or a week in the future.
Bold of you to assume they don't already do it in real life
We can't know, they're inside.
It would be like saitama and destroy everything in the path of the wind
I would like to watch it please make it a reality.
I honestly love how much respect these guys have for each other. There is so rarely bad blood or salt after the fights, it's all for that cash money and respect the shit out of that
"Two Russian men blasting cheeks " That sounds wrong af
But so right all at once
Thats why i clicked this
Zuluzinho is actually Brazilian. When he yells after getting slapped he yells “Brasília!”
*good
I'm assuming you're new to the channel because most things cr1tikal says sound wrong af
Charlie is becoming a professional Russian slapping commentator.
Nate Graham they need to reach out to Charlie and legit have him as an English commentator.
_"that smile right there will haunt your boners."_
@@ShahbazBokhari Any Russians reading this, Пожалуйста, обращайтесь к спонсорам этого мероприятия. Они должны нанять Чарли в качестве переводчика. Please reach out to the sponsors of this event. They should hire Charlie as a translator.
Согласен. Даже без знания русского языка он способен выдать очень хороший комментарий в любой ситуации.
“Aka The Bitch Slapping God”
Can we talk about how that guy went into a slapping competition against the best in the sport with no beard? That man is confidence personified
That's right, forgot the beards are canonically armor, very impressive indeed
Rumor has it, Viscilly now has a team of researchers running simulations on a super computer in order to find which way to trim his beard and whether or not they can engineer special braiding techniques, optimizing for kinetic energy dispersal.
@@nuckm He actually found it, he has to go 30° into a hard 180 turn, then smack a right at the upper lip and another 180. The perfect combo
@@nuckm bruh if you braided your beard thats like chin kevlar
Beards are like wearing a pillow on your face. I bet he would get KO'd a lot more without it
That’s how my wife used to wake me up each morning .
Used to. Divorce or murder?
I get those slaps often. It even made my cheek bleed cuz he's wearing a ring. But I will revenge when I get older and make them suffer. He even broke my mom's hand when I was very young. He even beat up my dad while my dad was drunk ( when my dad is drunk he just stays quite and sleeps causing no trouble or quarrel , he only drinks occasionaly) and his head bleeds. Now he wants our share of land plots all for himself, which will soon be a war in the family, even if we get our share we would have to build a new house which is impossible right now cuz we have no money to even build a mud house. And my dad passed away when I was in grade 3. Sorry I just wanted to share this. I have no one to share and talk to.
@Electric Car I'm okay, Thank you.
@@malemsgm1624 Hey, are you okay?
@@coaxed_in_loath4611 I'm okay rn. Thank you :) How r u?
I'm genuinely proud of both these men. They just keep taking punishment, it's honestly so amazing
I just sat here for 7 minutes listening to John wick talk about slapping
I mean he *did* mention Baba Yaga
Ha
Ha ha charlie look like keanu reeves xDDDDD
He looks like a older leafy in my opinion
wooddog furniture John wack
If they had children Those kids better not make a SINGLE mistake
Haha z wado go brbbrbrbr
Kids should do mistake, so they can learn, but can't slap them
They don’t need the belt, they are the switch
@@pavelbelov9957 it was a joke u dumbfk
@@trasmundoplaylist5543 oh, I thought it's very serious conversation here. Thanks, smart ass ROFL
The way Wagner said "o k a y" after having his brains slapped out was so cute lmao
"That was a slap that could sink a battleship". Best line so far.
If anyone ever hit me that hard I'd probably die, come back to life, die again, and then cry for a year.
pussy
Cat
But you didn't even come back to life the second time you died...
@@sooooowhat cries in afterlife
@@knightmare6619 oh right..*tsk
I like this guy. Wagner is an antagonist, but I wouldn’t necessarily call him a villain. He’s an esteemed rival, one who will push Vasily to his limits so that they may both become stronger. But when push comes to shove, they will stand together as one.
So basically jiren and goku?
Lmaoooo
This suddenly turned into a description for some sort of Netflix show episode
The saga has only begun
nothing to see here you mean vegeta
It may have been a tie, but wagner's little laugh at the start was terrifying
Vasily's hand sweeps through the universe with unimaginable force, slapping planets into orbit
i feel like charlie's white shirt is genetically bound to him
The pizza grease hardens and now his shirt stick to him like ashis body suit
It isn't a shirt . It's his skin
It's his foreskin
Shade wore a black shirt
Some say it's another form of venom from the amazing Spider-Man
Charlie needs to be a live American commentator for this sport
He should. HE was the one who popularized it, he introduced it to everyone, brought new fans... He should just be the President of Slapping
Im so confused, is this Zuluzinho the same who faught Fedor Emelianenko back in the pride days?
@Sassy The Sasquatch He's more talking about here in the US. It being Russian, I doubt almost any Americans knew about this until Moisty Charlie came along. The Americans coming along did help it's popularity by making it more universally known.
Agreed.
For real!
whenever I go onto Charlie's channel I always thought the slap videos were gonna be boring so i skipped them, but now that I actually watched one i realized how entertaining they actually are.
Charlie, I must congratulate you on literally manifesting your involvement in this sport. Also, you brought this to the attention of more people than anyone else on the planet. Well, done.
IT'S THE ANGLE STRENGTH GOT DISPERSED HE HIT HIGHER TANKED EASIER IMPACTED THE WHOLE FIGHT AND HE'S HELPED W GRAVITY
Penguin can become a paid promoting commentator for this sport. He’s connecting audiences to this sport.
First comment I have seen calling him penguin
@@esongiba same. I not saying it's bad but I've never seen it before.
WizardJJ joe rogan 2.0
Penguin hahahahahhahahaha
@@esongiba well he does kind of look like a penguin now
I can't wait for Charlie to be the Joe Rogan of this sport
Facts
Fr tho he needs a 5 year contract asap!
We just start seeing footage of Charlie slapping the shit out of a punching bag
Well, first of all: HE NEEDS TO _CUT THAT _*_FUCKING HAIR._*
That is a billion dollar idea. Sitting casually in a youtube comment section.
Dude I love how much sportsmanship there is, at one point he hits him on the neck but they’re back to shaking hands like old pals. Brings tears to my eyes.
These two men have incredible slapping power! Cool to watch, but terrifying to think what a slap like that would do to us mere mortals.
If they weren't chalking their hands someone would surely be decapitated.
Barr3LtoURdome gone reduced to atoms
Barr3LtoURdome Unironically, at this level, even the friction of a bare hand would rip off some face skin without the chalk. Completely honestly.
@@midshipman8654 No. I don't think they are hitting that hard. If they were hittig that hard you'd of read some different stories in books of hand-to-hand combat
......i truly believe these hands could slap the virus out of people..
@@jerryb4705 lmfao facts
5:32 the guy’s expression behind Wagner’s right shoulder was like “DAMN”
"That was a slap that could sink a battleship." 😂😅😅
You know how every once in a while there comes a human that is just genetically made to excel at his/her sport/gig and just steamrolls every other pathetic excuse of competition in such a crushing manner to the point of looking like cheating? Michael Phelps with his massive arm lenght and flat, aquadynamic torso, Devon Laratt with his incredible height and freak arm muscles, Usain Bolt with his cheetah-like slender frame and gigantic strides, Kimbo Slice with his incredible stamina and silverback physique, hafthor (the mountain) with his titanic frame and godly explosive strenght, Mike Tyson with his unchained rage/aggression and lighting quick strikes, etc. etc: Vasily was made to be slapped. He's small and stout, which gives him incredible stability, a thick bushy beard that cushions even the most earth splitting slaps and virtually no neck, which allows him to dissipate any kinetic force from the slap down his body. It's like slapping a tree. Vasily is fucking Gimli.
Henry Chavez ur comment is extremely underrated
I hope you're joking about about Kimbo's stamina lmao, his fight with Dada 5000 was the most pathetic thing I've ever seen haha
‘Length’
@MFGEK .C408 It doesn't matter. No one can become a competitive level strongman without some freak genetics. No matter the amount of steroids you take, you will never deadlift 500 kg, or carry a 650 kg log. Your skeleton is just not built to support that. Theirs is. And that's not even mentioning the insane amount of dedication and work that these people put into their training to become what they are. Steroids merely raise the bar of what you can squeeze out of your body, they aren't an automatic boost that requires zero effort.
@@lred1383 calm your titties, no one said they didnt work hard, its just an expression of disagreement with steroid use which its fair to say in some context. Dont skip a brain day dude
That's how presidential elections should be decided this year.
That's how all wars should be settled
This is how everything should be settled.
7 years and this is the only thing you say its amazing
It'd be like Yugioh except instead of every dispute being solved with a card game, instead it's a slapping contest
This is a great idea
"I would have sportsmanship too. If it was me I'd be exchanging farts from our buttholes". I'm a very mature individual, but the comment slayed me because it was such a curveball comment lmao.
I love how the most powerful slapper is called "The Dumpling" its nice
"How'd you make this Chicken?" "I slapped it" "You what.."
slapping a chicken at 400 miles per hour will perfectly cook it
Nonstoppugly Im pretty sure it will also incinerate it.
Today on unus annus:
3725.95mph is required to cook a chicken in 1 slap. Car Salesman: *EZZZ*
I'm vegan soooooo I'm gonna leave
One day Vasily is gonna be like, "I know something you don't know, I am not right handed." Then break the sound barrier with a left handed slap.
@@Alba-rc4ou I see you are an intellectual as well.
dude don't spoil season 2 of the anime wtf
Best comment I’ve seen
what fucking anime
@Maria Kirillov that's probably a virus dont click it bois
I’m bing watching slap fighting. This is epic. I know this is old, but thanks for all the slap content. It’s some of the best on KZhead.
Charlie’s genuine passion for the sport is awesome
If they played till KO These men would literally be there when the universe ends
Ofcourse they would because all that slapping would be the end of the universe
it would send massive shockwaves which would rip the fabric of space and time itself, marking the end of the universe as we know it
It’s like the rock pepper scissors episode from regular show
@@sunsetman22 Are you suggesting they would slap the entire universe apart?
@@sunsetman22 the Gravitational waves produced by this will separate two merging black holes!
Vicily has a very short face and that guys hand is so big it’s almost impossible to not hit his ear
He's genetically optimised for offence and defence. He's at the level cap with no skill points left to allocate.
Snoop Dogg he used the character creator to its fullest strategic ability to create a perfect meat vessel for his slapping conquest.
He is also a huge cheat, which he seemed not to in this one maybe because the chalk and slomo checking. I've seen him use half way down his forearm before.
Wow, that was incredible. Any one of them smacks from either one knocks just about every dude out. Awesome power and sound. Great commentary and video
This was an excellent match, and as you say the sportsmanship in the slapping circuit warms the heart.
Both their slaps could send people into an infinite loop of deaths.
Giorno Giovanna requiem level slaps
Return to S L A P
Re: Zero
GER Act 4: Slapping Those Cheeks
Wha-
Imagine getting a haircut and one of these guys says "I like your cut g"
So no head?
Oubena Managua IDK WHATS BETTER THE REPLY OR COMMENT
dont get it. I like your cut...what does that have to do with slapping or strength? what? Hes gonna copy your hairstyle by slapping it off you? or your gonna send him to your barber and he wont be able to cut his hair because the blade wont cut through it because its so tough? or, hes gonna slap you, or...what?
tentimetex kzhead.info/sun/lNqjlcyne3x7iKs/bejne.html
tentimetex it’s a harmless joke
It's so nice to watch them interact in between slaps, they're so friendly with each other.
I know this video is old but I’ve just started watching you and the slap videos are my fav. Thanks for the content
Critical is so straight forward with how we feels. And I quote- “ if that was me and he did that I would have shit my pants and fainted in front of everyone.”
Honestly, it's super refreshing
It's a rational act.
Weeb Destroyer his name is penguin
Delay penguin is only his KZhead name, his twitch name is critical
Haygen Riley-Gleason that’s wack but to me he’s penguin
I love the fact that Vasily most likely has no idea there is an American man on the internet that voices over his matches and hypees Vasily up and pulls in millions of views for it
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen which cheeks o.o
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen are we talking about ass cheeks or what.
lVlaple Story nostalgic name 😂
@You take a sip from your Trusty Vault 13 canteen I blast cheeks. Grindr is the best
Bro, your commentary is the best part of all your videos. I really dig the content! Subscribing for sure!
Your commentary is hilarious 😂 i was cracking up the entire time
The unstoppable force and the immovable object in a slapping match.
Gimme some of those nobtops
PusiBaus The twist is that both are both
PusiBaus these two would kill as teammates against others.
So Morgz fan base versus bedrock.
Juggernaut vs hulk
He's the only black guy to make it this far, we're going places in life
about time
@t rr no
@@ih-1509 yeah, why do you think he wasnt being shot?
That was a man?
@@SomeGuy-xd5fn 🤣😂🤣😂
I love seeing sportsmanship and anytime I wanna see some amazing athletes go against each other, I go to this video because these giants show each other respect.
This is the true champion tournament. This is like Angel vs Devil. It's impressive to see how they did it very well and have some nice sportsmanship to look after each other.
They still haven't shown their true form, they are judging each others power level and hiding their own. untill the other reveals theirs.
Exactly
cut that anime shit
@@sadanbarakovic7318 how is that "anime shit"?
@@sadanbarakovic7318 You can't go your entire life ignoring anime.
@@sadanbarakovic7318 pls don't ban me Mr. Reddit mod sama!! >.
Vasily is a great protagonist, he's powerful but not all powerful, as he's been defeated before. Yet everytime he gets defeated he comes back stronger than ever to win the day and inspire us all
Brock J sounds like a Yu Gi Oh episode
Vasily is overrated
@@Mrwallyish wtf have you said?
Visitatore you will find him under your bed if you don’t keep quiet
Untamed Anml slapping my checks and shit
There would never be a winner,they would just slap each other to infinity
A better display of sportsmanship with two brutes slapping each other than in most televised professional sports
If they‘d do a high five it would be like Thor’s hammer and caps shield smashing together lmfao
Underrated XDD
Lmao
Everyone within 3 meters would be vaporised while all others would have died from the shock waves produced alone. It would be heard from some 50 miles away with only those beyond the 40 mile mark retaining some bit of hearing. All in all it would truly be a grand sight to behold.
Cant see what cant be seen WELL DAMN
me unliking the comment to make the likes say 420: im sorry, little one
I hope Wagner sticks around, I wanna see him become the Vegeta to Vasily's Goku
More like jiren
@@lightningbolt581 only more interesting
Wagner is a slap god among men, he left brazil just to put his name on the map and vanished
@@williandossantos7740 Yeah he can create portals by slapping the air at intense speeds.
this was goku vs jiren in another multiverse
I accidentally found this channel, but dude your commentry is hilarious 😂 definitely subscribing 👍
I nearly choked on my cereal and died when you said “that slap almost decapitated him”
"Two strong men blasting cheeks" is a sentence i thought i would never hear.
Darius Valdez I did
That's hot lol
Rifty fish
Just some guy with a straw hat I’ve found you
OG RUGA. I meant the sentence 2 strong men blasting cheeks was hot not the ex body building man boobs were hot both sound fd up but. It's a joke bro if any one is into that there into some real sick shit lol
im hoping one day when this gets bigger, Charlie becomes an actual host for this legendary sport.
He's already a host imo
C_minus I want a full suit, with him and other announcers like ufc
Yo I've never seen Charlie referred to as 'Moist' before aha.
Z Z my bad bud
Yea, Charlie in a cheesy pinstripe suit that doesn't fit him, standing somewhere in a warehouse shakily holding a microphone hoping no one slaps him while announcing for these tournaments would make this a major league sports event in no time. I'd never stop watching.
Fuc*ing beautiful. This was my favorite match I've seen so far. Power, respect, admiration and the stuff men are made of haha priceless
We need more videos like this. Your narration makes these videos hilarious as f*ck.
Can we get an actual anime based entirely around the profession of Russian slapping lol
Honestly😭😭
I will pay big bucks for that
Gamer XVI lets be real it would suck
imagine the long dramatic pauses after our hero gets mentally broken by his greatest rival lol
Tbh there probably is
Just to show how scary russians are they call this lad "dumpling"
Godhand As a russian i am to hear that
Dude, the black guy is called "Zuluzinho" here in Brazil It means "little Zulu" in reference to his father who was a fighter too "King Zulu" was his nickname, look at the size of that man being called "little" Edit: spelled "im Brazil" instead of "in Brazil"
Of Slaps and Dumplings
Wait, do they literally call him 'dumpling'? Or is that just the English translation?
carlosjnma yes its just dumpling and no in russia not a lot of people see him as this beast which is very unsettling
Had a massive chuckle with this video again today, so good!
Your commentary in your slapping videos is 🔥 so funny keep it up I laughed so hard when I heard you say this is going to be an ass greaser
When the black guy slapped the other guy The screen protector of my phone cracked
Call me Nimai 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I felt that
Literally almost pissed myself when I read this
I felt an earthquake
Mine was pre-cracked in preparation for this video, that shit transcended space and time cracking my phone to it's set origin
Visily is just a saiyan. Every time he has a lethal injury his power level increases drastically
JakFroot 35 zenkai boost 💯
Fax
It's nice seeing people who watch dragon ball on a video that's not related to it make references of the anime. Well that's probably just me.
te gud stuth I love the anime but also love some of the fan mangas they are 🔥 dragon ball is godly
@@GoGetAjob_4 I just started the original dragonball so it feels good to be apart of the club.
This has to be the funniest KZhead commentator I've listened to
Bruh Russians are built different lmao they make me wanna believe that Thor was real and is still alive in disguise
@@mareksicinski3726 I needed a strong example and I couldn’t think of anyone else lol
Thor is scandinavian though?
@@darukan give me a break dude
@@bigcheesey101 ?????
@@darukan The earliest Russian kings (Rus) were of viking decent. Their cultures mingled a great deal in the very early formation of Western Russia. Also, there were pagan Russian gods of thunder with a lot of shared traits to Thor
Give Wagner some recognition, he’s a Brazilian legend and came out to support the sport and in the end he said he’d definitely want to do it again but he was having a fight in Moskow soon
He did.
@John DeOliveira He have a stint in Pride? I didn’t think he was in the UFC but I vaguely remember Zulu in MMA
@@Jax-bw2lg Yeah he fought Fedor a long time ago in Pride
@@AzeemKhan-qg7kk He fought Nogueira too
@@AzeemKhan-qg7kk Fedor slapped the shit out of him. It was a mauling.
The sportsmanship in this is better then most other sports, they're just there to slap eachother a few times, nothing more
Prefer the underground sport better...
If you think that its obvious you don't watch any real sports.
true, however these are no men, so rage doesn't apply to them, so there is no need for bad sportsmanship
Like #777
@@Dennis-hu8sw most athletes have unnecessary beef
Will Smith needs to get in on this
When the guys are such good sportmen you don't want to see either one get hurt
“ this guy is gonna have ptsd everytime he hears meat hit the floor “ lol
BoldEagle22 “that slap could sink a battleship”
"Two strong men blasting cheeks."