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For a country with such a small population, Scotland has produced more than its share of gems. The accent, the critical mind, the balls of brass. Bravemouth
❤️❤️
Saor Alba.
Something about Scotland and critical thinkers.. Iain Banks is worth a look if you enjoy reading.
Billy for First Minister!
Best of all, he’s a Glaswegian!🏴
How anyone can dislike this guy is beyond me. He is, and always has been absolutely hilarious. There will never be another one like Billy!
Even the word legend is nowhere near big enough to describe Mr Connolly
His Accent with his delivery and story telling is freaking Awesome
Love Billy Connolly. I was an usher at the Sydney Opera House and worked on his shows there. He’s so funny and even though I heard the same stories over and over each night, I still laughed at them every night.
He will always be the Bigyin, a true legend of our time
My dad went to school with Billy and said he was always funny and a cracking lad to be around. I've grown up watching Billy and to this day still love him.
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How awesome!!
Just imagine how simple and wonderful life would be if we had minds like Billy in charge of our countries . . .
Totally agree
I’m afraid that would be a catastrophe lol , a fuckin window in a sub lol 😂
Put a cup of Connolly, Carlin & Will Rogers in your morning blender. Top it off w/ a good dose of John Prine and you'll have a healthy start for the day.
And how quickly war would break out
@@treehouse9713 I know Billy, never heard of those other guys!
An international treasure! This man is one of the greatest people ever!
Funnest man ever...❤🏴
Extraordinary talent and very deep thinker. A rarity of the rarest geniuses.
I have been a serious fan of Billy Connolly since I was 15 (an LP, Big Banana Feet). Almost 60 now!!! He is hysterical 😂😂😂😂
Me tae! Pavillion glesga
What a guy, what an absolute fking legend. There's not but one comedian on the planet these days fit to tie your shoe laces. Funny, intelligent, humble ❤️
Van you imagine being one of his grandchildren, and he starts to tell you stories , priceless.
I van not.
@@orphanoforbit7588 😂😂
Legend... renews my faith in humanity He can take the piss out of me any day with pleasure It’s a sign of acceptance Thanks billy for all the years of joy you’ve brought us, truly priceless
The man is, hands down, the funniest stand up ever to grace the boards. I only wish that he was able to comment on the world now. We desperately need someone to pick the woke world to pieces. Take care Billy, you are sorely missed.......
There's is set he did from around 2010 (can't remember where) but basically he demolishes them and calls them all beige f*ckers for taking all the fun away 😂
Hes alive.
Steady on mate , he's no deid yet...🤣
@@benmacdui9328 but he is retired
Hes not dead my dude, just retired in Florida lol he actually just did a special, it was great, it was more of a celebration of his life and career....when thats the way it should be, celebrate someone's life and career while theyre alive so they can see it and enjoy it.
Comedy is often a reflection of reality . Billy just delivers it with a better twist.
Same as the great George Carlin, yet as different as chalk from cheese.
agree billys twist is spot on so funny
@Johannes C As a , now, 95% homebound, mostly immobile, biped, I begin each morn w/ a shot of Connolly, a shot of Carlin topped off w/ a few shots of John Prine. Then, I can kick Ars , best as able, w/ a grin, a chuckle and knowledge that there were a few that 'got it'.
Billy Connolly, absolutely the brilliant best.
Billy Connolly is one of the funniest guys I’ve ever seen 🤣
I'm sp happy to say I was in the audience for this
People who say "the best way to start the day is with a pot of coffee " have never watched a 5 minute live video of Billy.
I have got to say.. It is the first time I have heard this.... So very good Billy
The cure for everything Mr Billy Connolly love ya.
Connelly at his best. Beautiful.
We love you Billy. Hang on in there. x
I can't watch any other comedian after Billy connelly ...... no one compares
" it's so easy to crash because the North Atlantic is so crowded"..LOL
My favorite performance is not stand up but an appearance as a guest of a show called celebrity survivor when he was alone on an Arctic island. One of the best memories that I have watching it with my mother( rip) we were simultaneously laughing so hard and genuinely concerned for Billy.😂😭💖
My favourite comedian ever. Legend that is BILLY CONNOLLY.
The greatest stand up comedian in the whole world and he still is even to this day I absolutely love Sir Billy Connolly the funniest man on earth ever
Brilliant... on form Billy was the funniest man in the world.
Still is.
Great as always, story telling at its finest.
Billy, Billy, we are oh so proud of you.
He’s just so good, couple minutes with Billy makes everything better!💋❤️👏👏👏👏👏
I love you Billy!!
i'm in stitches every time I watch him
I love and miss this guy. One of the last true heroes
He's no deed yet ffs
Ok,this has to stop,he's making my waterproof mascara run down my face from laughing way too hard,such a talent🌹
I love his impressions of the wee men. Big yin forever.
I so needed this today. Thanks to everyone for providing and changing my day.
May 2021: This aged well.
😂😂😂😂 omg I love Billy Connolly! Twill be a very sad day for me when he passes on. Wish I had a magic wand 😞
....PURE GENIUS!
The Big Yin, a total master of his craft
Facebook Sir Billy Connolly Deserves A Monument
Class as ever Billy🚒👍👍
Supreme . No-one else comes close.
I can see why my dad is a big fan he’s bloody brilliant 🤣
A living legend !!!!
Billy at his best ,god bless him
I adore this Man!!!
As an American Submariner wife, i absolutely cackled at this 🤣🤣🤣
Are you related to Kamala Harris? You too can be a Vice President IF your cackle rate meets the standard. (sorry, couldn't resist.) Cheers, Bob
I'll always treasure the fact I got to see this man live...May not have been in his prime but I still left there with pain in my stomach and my face aching from howling laughter. The greatest to ever do it in my humble opinion
You are a legend big yin, love you... Proud to be Scottish 😊🏴🏴
Really? Why??
Irene Hunter: Take no notice of Mark Fux, you've every right to be proud!
@@markfox1545 because- if it’s not Scottish, it’s crap!!!
He is funniest. Man. In the. World. Love you billy. Xx
BILLY CONNOLLY IS BRILLIANT
He is just the best standup comedian ever .
Thank you, i am glad i discovered you. Sending a big smile from Norway. :)
It's French, you can smell the garlic. Brilliant!
subtle but true..................well done Big Yin.........................
i so love this man...he's my antidepressant!!!
I dunno why I find the phrase "Ey you, gee sit at the windae!" so funny, but alas, I do.
Awesome as always! Thanks for sharing, Billy.
Gotta love this guy!
Billy your a legend
Love you Billy
Billy is the best 😄😄
Billy is a great man, always has time for you. A very unique human being ❤❤
Somebody bumped into us Sir 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Love this man.
Im crying. ❤️
Excellent !
"so crowded in the North Atlantic." 😂
Haha New Zealand, we are so small and hidden away, when we are even mentioned everyone cheers 😆🤣
Legend
So very good 👍
Soldier: "There's a submarine there, it's French" Officer: "How can you tell?" Soldier: "The soldier at the windae is eatin a baguette"
Prob his funniest modern day stuff. I was rolling about when I 1st heard this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏
I needed oxygen and double strength knickers watching that. There should be a written warning lolol.
Probably the best comedian in the world. He visited us on Stewart Island (South of New Zealand) in (about) 2003. Packed out the local hall and enjoyed fish and chips at the Kai Kart afterwards. Never forget that performance!
Greatest Scottish person. Lord Kelvin. Hrs from Belfast , Billy Thompson , true story
"It's fuckin' Dads Army underwater!!"....
I Was at this gig and very nearly shouted out they were reversing, thought better of it ✌️
I can’t help but think that that shouldn’t make any difference
Did they not have that thing that goes beep beep beep.
I am sure he would have shut you up with a witty remark if you had interjected! He was the best comedian. This had me laughing out loud and I just what is required to avoid depression.. Thanks Billy. Have you heard about the Vaseline salesman?…..
@@Pumpherstonsmith Submarines very rarely use active sonar as it gives away their position. Subs mostly use passive sonar and if both subs were running silent, then either one would be hard to hear. Heh, heh...a window on a submarine? What next ? Screen doors? I think cameras mounted externally would not be a bad idea, but you probably wouldn't see far enough to avoid a collision, especially if the sub is at depth and/or it is night time. Light falls off rapidly underwater. Yeah they could use lights...but an ASW airplane or satellite might spot it.
It is one of my biggest regrets that I did not get Billy live. However thanks to these videos I get a taste of what it would have been like. I knew KZhead was invented for a reason other then just videos of pets doing silly things!!!!
Billy isn't an act or a character. He's just Billy.
@@RodFleming-World couldn't be put any better.
Same regrets here.. 🙄
Saw him in a bar once during the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, chatting with friends. An awesome presence, and constantly centre of attention in the room. Little wonder that he escaped to North America to get himself some breathing space and privacy.
Oh wow I laughed till I cried.. Such a funny man.
Brilliant
Brilliant Brilliant Brilliant.
As a Scot, i can tell you, you need a sense of humour to live there. That's why everyone is a comedian.
Let him run Scotland rather then Islamic Fruitcake and we be in a far better place
Billy is an epitome of funny.
“A phone call would’ve done it…….” ..”…..put a window in it….”. Your a genius, big yin
You are = YOU'RE.
hey, I can't believe so many english speakers don't distinguish Your, you're, yaw & they're, their, there. amongst a few. how ridiculous 😐🤪.
Yeah but what if the other pricks decided to throw pebbles at ya window lol 😂
@@jimmyohara2601 because they failed basic grade 5 grammar.
@@jimmyohara2601 too much time learning about the darker times of our history and finding out which witch is wich.
The truth is this. ( This is really top secret, so keep it to yersel') ...The fact is, we drive on the left.. you know the rest.
Oki, this is actually one of the very best jokes he’s ever made. The man is pure gold treasure in every way
only to be superseded with the joke about parking his bike.....
Awesome
He is brilliant ❤it kiwi fan
This is even more funny for my family as my dad did radar for the Navy. 🤣
Ye canny replace this man.....ever..The illogical events of lifes' stupidity in funny stories...."I can smell the garlic"..Magic, Big Yin.
Priceless. 🤣😅😂
Bill is a pure genius 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Billy's own unique view of common sense! Did that Really happen!
Aye, none are as brutally honest and hilarious as Sir Connolly. Wishing only the best for you.
Ah, the great man...