Where to put your willy during lunch!
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Billy Connolly Is The Greatest Stand Up Comedian Of All Time. 🏴
And “6” is the greatest number of all time:)
@@jimshorts5970 - I prefer 4. 😂🤣
He's a life enhancer... he's all the funnier because it always appears that he's hearing it for the first time too. Keep well, Big Yin.
Billy is nothing less than a worldwide treasure. So glad I was able to see him perform live onstage. What a treat. 👍🏽
Did he offer you a Willy salad ? 😀
@@Shadow6taka How did you know?!
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I am immensely jealous. I never got to see him perform.
Oh, I'm jealous. My 80-something parents saw him twice in LA, but I never did. Wishing Billy good health...
"lurking in the undergrowth"🤣 I've not this for ages! Awww, undergrowth 🤣
"And then you mingle...." It gets me every time, man. What a genius
Billy is a genius. I have loved him for many years. Saw him at Hammersmith Apollo nearly 20 years ago. I wish I hadn't bothered with mascara! I started crying with laughter 5 minutes in.
The Best Comedian that’s ever lived. Seen Billy when he came home on tour. I remember laughing the whole show with my Dad and after the show couldn’t remember some of the stories we where laughing at. Amazing
How lucky we are to have been around at the same time as Billy Connolly. Without doubt the Best of the Best. EVER!!! God bless him for making us all laugh until we cried, usually at ourselves. I can't really find the superlatives which would begin to do the man justice. The Last King of Scotland
I knew someone who used to get naked if conversation flagged. But the gold medal goes to a friend of my sister. I was visiting her for the first time after she moved from the family home and she brought me to her local pub. She introduced me to her new friends "This is Michelle, she works behind the bar. Tony, he works at the post office.... "etc. I'm kinda like Prince Phillip at a tour of the fig rolls factory nodding and half heartedly saying pleasantries until she gets to one fella "... and this is Phil, he's got a cube shaped testicle..." I'm going through the motions when it dawns on me what my sister has just said and I stop dead and just ask "Whaaaaat?". At this point Phil whips out his ballbag. And despite my best efforts and my inner voice screaming 'Don't fucking look' I fucking glanced down... and there it was, the cuboid nut. Not slightly cuboid, it really was distinctly cuboid. So there I am, standing in a pub with a group of strangers, gazing in awe at this one guys who's proudly displaying his freakishly geometrically shaped bollock like a prizewinning vegetable in the village fete and all I could think of saying was 'Does that thing actually fucking work?' Apparently the answer is 'yes' as he has 6 kids.
I love that he brings back the Old black shirt . It's magical in the sense of bringing more of his youth into him . Like a old country song about your Wife said I thought I through that out. His favorite old Army shirt . Like a favorite shirt you only go fishing in. Because you caught a big one in it once. 😁
How does he come up with this stuff??! The first time I saw him, I laughed till I cried. My late husband did too (and we never agreed on ANYthing) When I think of comedians Billy Connolly is at the top of the list, and has been since the early 80s
he doesnt come up with them, he just repeats the stories he has experienced through life... its why he's so great, just great at telling stories ..
Oh my god my friggin sides hurt and my jaw is locked from laughing so hard tears are runnin down my cheeks!!! holy shit he’s funny. He’s a friggin riot!!!
Billy is a legend!!! He has always cheered me up when I feel down. Have a great Christmas Billy & family
Billy I am reading your book which i got for christmas. Saw you many years ago and my ribs ached for days after. Thank you for the laughs and the memories
I don't know what I expected to hear about a salad bar but it certainly wasn't THAT! Absolutely hysterical. And it wouldn't surprise me at all if one of his pals doing that also was Steve Buscemi.😁
Thank you Billie. I love your books ❤ I relate from a different life
He did this set on the Craig Ferguson show, like 15 years ago and I was in tears and pain from laughing so hard. The clip was around for a bit but eventually CBS decided to delete it 🙄 Craig was laughing his ass off, so proud of his idol, but he knew the network was gonna hate it and he seemed defeated that there was no way they'd get the joke. I've been looking for it for soooo long, thanks for uploading!
I just love the KZhead channel Billy has started, but my greatest wish is for the World Tours he did to come to digital format on iTunes. We simply need more of Billy everywhere.
Thank you very much Billy you nearly killed me. Never watch Billy while eating 😂
2:40 “Make yersel’ a mangina” 😂😂😂😂
God bless Billy!
Merry Christmas Billy, you are a true legend mate
Billy... you are amazing. I love your outlook on life. You are just the best
To unbeige is now my favourite verb.
Merry Christmas Billy.
His story telling is a work of art. Have just finished work for Chrimbo Hols and what a treat to start the holidays with, a bit of Billy Connolly. Merry xmas Billy and Pamela and family. Thank you for the sacrifices you made in the name of comedy.
Don't thank them, thank the Aztecs who invented the sport :D
@@thephoenixsystem6765 Aztecs invented pouring balsamic vinegar on their dicks? Man, no wonder they couldn't stand up to Cortez; they must've all been writhing on the floor in agony.
I love the way he went "So" as if he hadn't just referenced Silence Of The Lambs and putting balsamic vinegar on your important bits, only Billy, only Billy Fuckin' Connolly
God that's funny!! That's my kinda party.
I love it so good bro
I got Sir John Guilegood in the neck with a plastic fork 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying!!
Love him he made quartine easier
Absolute genius , thank goodness I've been lucky to have seen him live on 4 occasions 😂😂😂😂 taking over a week for my body to stop aching from so much laughter 😂🥰😂🥰😂🥰😂🥰
He is pure natural gold! I think he has a rough idea how he will start the show, but then he wanders off as other memories come to him. He laughs hysterically at his own mishaps, and the mishaps of others, and although he describes in detail some of his experiences, for some reason he never comes across as being vulgar. Only he can get away with this! Two of my favourites are about the husband who buried his wife in the shed with her bottom sticking out. The explanation was, that the husband needed somewhere to park his bicycle. The other one was his account of the wildebeests being stalked by two lions. Hysterically funny! I wonder how he is doing now in 2024.
Being a half Italian half Scottish American born in the south and raised in the suburban Midwest, I find this man to be one of the funniest men in history.
None of your heritage has a fucking thing to do with anything 😂
How can you not love this?!,might try it at the next work do
The great thing about this is, that now we can all go ask A-listers: "have you ever seen any of Billy Connolly's bits?" The ones who start blushing, you'll know they've been to an Edinburgh festival buffet.
Ah man. What a joy.
He's been my favourite comedian for years, such a shame that age and illness has caught up with him.
Tooooo funny. Thanks Billy for being exactly who you were and still are.
The way he advises against balsamic vinegar makes me believe he may actually have tried this.
I wonder if he actually meant Tobasco. Can't imagine vinegar having any adverse effect
Vegetables in Scotland, this man lives on another planet LOL
😂 The salad vegetables were imported especially for the beige folk at the Edinburgh Festival
Legend 😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome a true legend
Billy, I'm not one to interject into people's lives but do you remember being at Newcastle Central Station with Maggie and a couple of snotty nosed kids. You asked if this train went to Berwick and the guy said yes. But he failed to mention it didn't actually stop there. We ended up in Edinburgh. Funny childhood memories.
Genius level 10, a storyteller that is just the exception to anyone else on planet earth, unique / windswept and interesting
Great take on life.
"shhhh boys.... Daddy's working"
Classic billy love him
Id totally get found out with two cherry tomatoes on my plate ,That's not you Geno 🤦♂️ffs i could watch Billy 24 /7
Watched Billy's Great American trail last night and dreamt of Billy all night. The dreams were so vivid (he ran a B&B, lol) that I felt I knew him. I cannae tell you how disappointed I was when I woke up and realized it was all dreams. I loved being in Billy's world. 🏴
Write it all down while it's still fresh in your mind, you can live the dream all over again.
I've forgotten some of the details, but I remember the joy. Thankfully there's YT for some of it, and I'll wear out my copies of Mrs. Brown and Unfortunate Events. ❤️
The funniest man on earth .. EVER....
❤Billy❤
Jaymack I first saw Billy live in a Portmahomack saloon bar in the North East of Scotland, this was about 1972 before he was well known; he was about 3ft from our table and had made at least one LP record. I don't remember much about his act though. I often wonder if he remembers playing there; no booking needed. Now I think he relied too much on swearing as part of his act.
Love You Big Yin and Take Care and Keep Safe, XXXX
Great toilet talk!!! It’s also the accent that makes it funny!
Merry Christmas 🌟🎄🌟
Legend 💜
Just watched Shrink Wrap with Billy being interviewed by his wife Pam, TOTALLY RECOMMEND IT!🇬🇧
What channel please (in the uk)
@@Mortthemoose KZhead x
Never had the privelege....Social insight... Amazing
Respect xx
Billy your so funny 😄
Love the idea that some people think he's just joking.
This wouldn't be my first time uttering the words "my willy" and "Sophia Loren" in the same sentence.
Funny man!
He’s not a comedian, he’s just a story teller as most Scots are… but some do it better than others…
totally agree..... life stories
@@jumbo7165 My favourite stories are the drunken family singing!
And you are nothing. Absolutely nothing
Ya Tats wots it all about😂
Ah yes, the salad bit. Idk which came first, the one here or when he was with his padawan Craig Ferguson. Vinaigrette in your trousers. Good ol days ay...
Hahaha 😂😂😂 good ol Billy 🤣😂
Lovely funny man😅😄😂🤣👏👏👏
He looks tired here guys 😔 amazing Bill...the legend
This the 21st Century version of 'The address to a Haggis'
Comic genius...
It must be so difficult being Billy Connolly purely because people just EXPECT him to be incredibly funny all the time, and the only chance he'll get to just relax and be himself is when he's with his own close friends and family.
Fucking mad, loved it.
More strength to the big Yin....LMAO .
You think balsamic is bad, 😂😂😂😂 My mate worked the restaurant biz many years, one day a colleague was on a busy night they had & his main task that night was chopping peppers 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🔪 But for some unknown reason he forgot to don gloves! Then he took a long awaited break to pee!!! Screams, could be heard for miles 😂😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😱
I’m peeing myself right now 😂😂😂🤣🤣
4:45..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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I'm doing portable art. I got Bubbles. Woohoo. 😊
Stirring a drink with your willy? Wasn't that Graham Chapman of Python fame?
I love it when he makes fun of his wife.
Lol 😆
I wonder what he'd say about 'PENacoladas' (think about that one folks 🤣). 🍒
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I´m here again? This is not the sushi bar!
Hahaha fuckinhell
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Still laughing
Homer Simpson once sang a song called "you don't win friends with salad" but I imagine it would be a very different song if it was cock salad he was singing about.
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2020?
@@Tiochfaidh an untouchable man! A sainted maaan!
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What's the word he used a the start? Beige? Bourgeoisie?
BEIGE
@@stevefowler3398 thanks
Billy if this might somehow get to you I hope your well and the family but I think its a belter. ( please forgive the long story but I'm not you and it's a bit long .). One day this poor women turned up to this priests house who has a water fall man made with a big cross of Jesus going across it . The reason I was told this priest was a good old boy know issues if you know what I mean . This place became famous around the hold count for people who said that they swear that issues that they had are now gone after going in to swim a little as its not a big area and pray under the cross . Billy this woman had a big problem she was in a very bad way she went everywhere to get help but nothing . She went after hearing this place was there that this place was there and it might help her. Ok now she had to meet the priest and tell him why she's hear and when she told him and showed him he nearly died there and then. This poor women had a smelly vangina it was rank nothing this woman did helped so he in a panic said go up take your clothes off and go in its quiet don't worry I will not let anyone up there go in swim a little and pray to the Jesus on the cross. The woman had know choice its last help or she's done very nervous she did it . Being in after 5 mins something popped into the water and she shouted who's there the priest said know one don't worry . Then 5 mins go by something dropped and she was real worried she shouted father something is not right here the water is bubbling and getting warmer. But he says listen it may be working keep going OK father I will she did . Now the third time this hit her on the head it was a nail and she jumped out and looked up at the cross . And there was Jesus on the cross telling to get the fuck out he can't breathe.
Get some barrettes dude, or put it in a ponytail
He's worth watching just to see what hes wearing. Lol. I love the Beetlejuice pants. And if course having your willy in a Gin and Tonic is taking it too far Billy.... Because it wasn't a "Fruit and Salad Bar" or an "Open Bar". 😁
Couldn’t do that now with metoo
That's taking it a bit far!!! 😅😅😅
What happens if you get a stiffy ?
Then it's a hot dog.
Him pointing out the absurdity of our daily modern world is just what we all need. Hell, if I fail at my future anthropology career I should give this style of dismayed by the dumb $#!T style of stand up comedy a try.
And why not!