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Actual sign in Texas: “Get vaccinated, because you can’t count on our power grid to keep your ventilator going.”
Lmao
Schwarzenegger is absolutely right. Don't whine about having the freedom to not wear a mask. When you live in a society, you have rights AND obligations. And your freedom HAS limits, especially when one of those is that not wearing a simple mask might result in someone losing their greatest right, life.
Thats exactly the problem. Peoples living conditions are being literally raped as if they arent intitled to food and a privat space to live etc. How to have a society under those conditions in the first place nvm masks thats a smokeshow. Americans cheering "screw your freedom", man "this virus" really screwed us up.
@@mrernest7157 there's a line between "personal freedom has limits" and "you don't have the right to food and housing". Saying it's right for people to refuse to give you a service for not complying to medical recommendations that can save lives isn't the same as going "Oh, you can't pay? Then die". And by the way, that's a problem specific to Americans (mainly). In my country we have Healthcare for everyone, we give financial help to thoae that struggle to find a job. It's the USA who forgot about the "pursuit of happiness" part.
@@mrernest7157 Really the problem is anti-vaxxers and Republicans opposing health and safety measures, and disseminating misinformation. If we had united behind the science and taken the appropriate measures, we'd be in full recovery mode, with herd immunity.
Unfortunately they only care about themselves. It's always me,me,me, my rights!
@@montybrown5410 Absolutely right. Here in Britain we did have a 3rd spike that turned out to be more of a hump, fuelled mainly by the remaining people who are either doubtful or anti about vaccination getting CoVid. Despite them we have 75% double vaccinated giving us enough herd immunity and low case numbers to allow continued relaxation of rules. Quite incredible to us that at least 30% of you are lapping up obvious and dangerous lies, and that Republican lawmakers are inciting more treason, contrary to their oath of office. What is wrong with you ! ?
“Freedom comes with obligations”. Couldn’t have said it better! That’s real freedom
"Start reporting this and stop fact checking" is what is said during the orientation meeting to every new intern at Fox News.
Bull Shit. No one lies more then CNN.
And Fox fact-checks EVERYTHING…!🙄
@@traviskeith3802 I think by bullshit you're referring what's between your ears. I would suggest cotton swabs but the you'd have nothing at all.
@@gladiator-dh5cb CNN lies all the time Fake gladiator.
@@traviskeith3802 either provide evidence or shut up
"We were handed a turd...and the turd lost the election". No lies detected.
Yes she did.
@@miket7763 hahahaha I agree, the amount trump whines, cries and moans makes him a woman.
@@jamshedirani9187 Dude... Third world humor/mentality has no place in a thinking society. What else do you have? A comparison to a dog? Try 4 years of Clinton crying the election was illegitimate, if whining is actually an issue with you.
@@miket7763 cry harder 😉
Holy shit. People are still talking about Clinton? Lmao, he probably repeats the “living rent free” x]
When did Americans forget that with freedom comes responsibility?
When Fox and Rush took over the airwaves.
Something something, nationalism... something something attack on our education systems for decades...... something something history repeating itself......
"You guys need to start reporting and stop fact-checking this." Probably the lowest level of self-awareness in human history.
God help us
Idiocracy is here.
As a joke, it's hilarious. As a serious statement (which is what was intended), it's beyond lunacy.
The extremist right has become insanely annoying and stupid since Trump showed up. It’s insane. They’re still attacking CNN exclusively because Trump had such a personal vendetta against them after they reported that he’s a fool. It’s pitiful.
OMG 😂😂😱😂😂 God help these idiots,fools, that worship Trump... God help us all too🙏😇
When confronted about the aid given to Florida by the federal government, Ron DeSatan's reply was _"I didn't ask for it"_ By trying to salvage his dignity, he instead showed his stupidity. Basically admitting that he wasn't behind the attempt to make things better in his state. This the guy you want, Florida?
And somebody suggested this DeSantis knob is smart?
@@fuzzy6006 I don't think intelligence factors very highly for Americans when it comes to choosing their elective officials.
Yes. This is the guy they want in Florida. They're getting what they voted for and I have no sympathy.
To think he is a likely candidate for prez....should be a sequel to dumb and dumber...who gets the lead...desantis or trump?
How did that disease ever get elected?
On vacation at my Trumper antivax aunt and I just love playing your show out loud in her living room and laughing my azz off. Thank u sir for helping me help them question what they should already know are all a bunch of lies
"Seen here, not buying crack." 😂😂😂😂😂
That was hilarious
So good. Also the staring contest with a bowl of soup. 😂😂😂
"Screw your freedom, you're a schmuck." --The Terminator
The irony of the Terminator being the one trying to save lives.
The Terminator: "Put on a mask and get vaccinated if you want to live."
Crom laughs at your frredom!
From Germany: I love watching Colbert's show, because it saves me money for political cabaret shows here, because I can practice my English in a fun way, plus raising my cultural awareness. Plus Stephen is so well-read and intelligent . Refreshing every time - and also makes me glad that I live in Europe😃
"Speaking of California, Florida." Still laughing over here. 😁😁😁🤣🤣
I swear even if you’re having a bad day it becomes better when you watch this dudes monologue. Thx for bringing us so much laughter and joy Stephen 👏🏽
Absolutely he got me through 4 years of trump and 2020 God Bless Steve Colbert 🙏🏿❤🥳👑
That is so true, I'm having a really bad day and this made me realize my life ain't so bad.
I agree David. Stephen Colberts' monologue gives me life. I get my news from him. I know I should read and pray before bed, but Colbert's mono is right on that list before I rest my eyes at night. Let's not even discuss how I feel when him, Meyers, Fallon, Noah, Kimmel, and Cordon go off the air for 2 weeks at the same time.
And that's why I think Steven takes too much time off. Ya sure he deserves paid vacations and time off, holidays and what have you, but couldn't he do some kind of time fillers to keep giving the nation something to enjoy?
I don't watch at night just so I can start my morning with his monologues lol
Every time I hear Arnold speak on something, It makes me respect him even more.
I think he'd gain ground for the next president, as Biden won't be repeated however the thought of a GOP in charge...also thought of Dem's in charge puke! DemsOnly
If that happens Simpsons predicted it
"Governor who?" is possibly the best quote of the week, and I think I'll remind my state's smoke bomb in chief's twitter account.
6:27 and here we see desantis expertly pull off the most pathetic move in the trump playbook; feigning ignorance about something his government is actively doing. Now the key to this move is to simultaneously show you are clearly lying, while showing off your ineptitude at governance. 10/10 perfect score
Oh I don't think DeSantis is feigning ignorance. I think he IS ignorant. 😁👍
Nothing about DenialSantis is "expert"
"What is this thing you're .... the Cordoba Violence? The Pomona Silence? How dare you try this "gotcha" journalism on me!!! FAKE NEWS!!" "No, Mr. Governor... the Coronavirus. It's been a thing for over a year now. You've spoken on it several times ---" "NO I HAVEN'T. HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH THE SMEAR CAMPAIGN AND THE LIBZ CHARACTER ASSASSINATION." "Sir, your own office has now pledged to create a task force to see what it can do about the Delta Variant...." "Deltoid Marian? Now you're just making up names -- is that supposed to be some sort of joke? I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I've never even HEARD of that before in reference to the Covid hoax!" "Wait -- did you just call Covid a hoax?" "Coat in the spokes? Moe gets the jokes? This is fake news, and I won't stand for it..." And there were enough spastics in Florida to elect this floundering fool as their governor. Well, if you can't find a way to ACTUALLY join the Nazi party, do the next best thing, I guess.
Ron White says “ You can’t fix stupid “ ! Delta says “ Hold my Corona “ !
Good one!
nicely done.
You can't fix stupid, but you can kill it.
Ah, natural selection! If only they didn't take innocent people with them.
Hahahaha‼️🤣😂🤣😂
I don't know who Stefen's writers are, but he DEFINITELY needs to keep those guys. I'd give'em a raise, too. He's killing it:)
One of his best shows yet imho, writing staff is really in the know and continue to blow my mind!
Ariel Dumas is one of 2 co-head writers. She's brilliant - check her out.
Said one of stephens writers
@@alexkh8774 LOL, don't think they really need to toot there own horn! Seriously; sometimes I swear they are psychic, truly have the pulse of the people
@@neilsoulman it’s normal to toot your own horn. Nothing to be ashamed of. I toot my own horn like once a day, sometimes twice.
Florida: Come for the beaches.....stay because you're on a ventilator.
That Mississippi counting joke was absolutely savage. Classic Colbert Report type material 😂😂😂
Lee weasel see gnu R
The one at 2:50? How was it savage?
@@unvergebeneid explaining jokes makes them not funny, and makes you look foolish lol
@@WalterDelph you writing a new Minions movie?
@@cheeseonyomama I just wasn't sure if I missed some hidden meaning.
"Screw your freedumb" 👍
The terminator made my day, and that's a sentence I've never said before
This show's clever writing is a medicinal balm to my soul.
But how will I know it's the real Rudy Giuliani and not Rudy Giuliani Total Landscaping? 😂
The real one IS a " dildo shop"-- the fake one is just next to one
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So good!
Colbert and Seth Myers should not be allowed to holiday at the same time. Without these guys the news is just depressing and horrifying, not depressing and horrifying but funny!!
Absofukinkootly
Stephen Colbert doesn't want to distract from the Olympic athletes' time in the spotlight. Seth Myers was preempted by the overnight coverage of the Olympics.
Agreed!!!
They should both go on holiday, permanently. They're both incorrigible hacks.
@@seriouslyjk.7183 you need a healthier hobby
It's weirdly cosmopolitan when an Austrian immigrant throws out a Yiddish insult while speaking English to a Ukrainian-born retired US Army officer.
God Bless the USA.
I was a little surprised by Gov. Schwarzenegger's use of schmuck, too, but he has lived in the Los Angeles area for over 50 years.
mrow9999 It's also a normal German word. In Germany "Schmock" is used in Daily life. So not very surprising.
@@johannesfischbach4222 Das stimmt: heute in unserer Schmuckabteilung gibt es preisgünstige Schmuck! My German is a little rusty but I think that's okay
“One is from the Jersey shore, and the other looks like he washed up on the Jersey shore” - priceless!
Was ON the Jersey Shore, as in the show
Ventilators wouldn't be needed if basic prevention measures were implemented.
Shhhh. Ron DeathSentence doesn't want to hear a blip about truth or facts!
Masks and ventilators can be made from weed, and the US legalized weed to make equipment for the military during World War II, so watch *Hemp For Victory* and legalize weed.
Which would you rather have on your face? Surgical mask or ventilator?
@@thisbushnell4824 more like a ventilator or a bed sheet!
@@Marijuanifornia I've already opened a hemp company so I won't mind
Love him or hate him, the one thing Schwarzenegger is always refreshing, he has no compunction driving a tank over foolishness.
Yep…and right now, I’m kinda loving him.
🎯 #yep
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It was such a great clip, I had to go back and watch it again.
the only republican who managed to remain human since Lincoln
Stephen Colbert is such a delight! His delivery is so perfect, just laugh all the way! Thank you!
Imagine a bodybuilder who turned into an action movie star with sometimes just a few lines in a 2 hour movie is now an intellectual in the US, compared especially to the bigger part of his own party. Well said, Arnie!
Don't forget he was also a governor. Fun fact, the original predator movie has two governors.
He was always a very smart and savvy guy though. Watch his TV interviews going back to the early '80s.
You seem to oversee a lot that this man has accomplished. But I suppose it's just a try to make a whitty commitment gone terribly wrong 🤔😑🧐
@Danny's Serdynskis Are... Are you trying to make a joke? Because that made no sense at all. Try again...?
DeSantis is an insult to all the hard-working Florida Man's out there trying to make it.
Work to vote him out. He wants to be President. Send him to the swamp.
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Send him to the closest cemetery
Terminator comes for Desantis... Arnold is rare republican - He have brains and he DARE use them!!!
Ronnie imitating Donnie - Just you wait and see Ronnie's gonna declare bankruptcy any minute now.
Damn Schwarzenegger fricking rocks his PSA. Governor who needs to jump into his TARDIS and leave.
I love when he slays with a savage as joke and Jon plays a little diddy to accentuate the burn
"Sometimes you start out practising law and end up as a video birthday clown!" Brilliant!
The Terminator has spoken. Good for Arnold.
Go with him if you want to live.
Yes, a man who came here for freedom, became extremely wealthy enjoying that freedom, still doesn't leave because he loves the freedom we have and says screw you're freedom if something might affect him.
@@franklin9400 he's thinking of everyone, you're only thinking of yourself
After 600K dead, he finally decided to use his celebrity status to make a KZhead video to encourage people to do the very least that they can possibly do. He's so strong and brave, like Caitlyn Jenner.
@@franklin9400 You're a selfish fool. Arnold went to the U.S. for freedom?? Since when was Austria not a free country? And regarding freedom, there are certain limits to it no matter where you go, it's called living in a modern society and takes the general well-being of the population into consideration. For example, you don't have the freedom to shoot someone that pisses you off. That said, we're in the middle of a pandemic where the United States is the world leader in the number of deaths. Pretty sad considering third world countries, including India with four times the population, are doing better and thanks to ignorant narcissists like yourself, that won't be changing soon.
Governor who? 🔥 Love my President!
I recall the good ol' days when "Delta" used to be just eroded buildup where a river meets the sea. :-(
Or an airline.
@@christopherjohns1566 or an Australian pop singer
Ron DeSantis is seriously like Lord Farquaad from Shrek but without the charisma. He’s perfectly happy to have his people die as long as he gets the attention and political points he craves and doesn’t have to risk himself in the process.
cuomo killed more with his nursing home fiasco, which they then covered up. you see, when you don't send in covid positive elderly people into nursing homes, fewer people die!
@@bacardibum DeSantis also limited the numbers of COVID-19 deaths reported within the nursing homes in the initial infection rates, which is why a whistle blower in the state's health administration was fired. She was only trying to get the truth out there.
"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
@@bacardibum You fools don't think the virus is real meaning, everything about COVID-19 should automatically be fake news.
@@murk4552 i never said it wasn't real. but i'll take my chances with a 99.5% possibility of survival
Florida. Fighting the mask mandates, while demanding more ventilators.
Can we just build a wall around Florida?
@@gamepapa1211 good idea. Well, technically first we should get all the sane Floridians out. Then build an entire barricade!
@@queerbotanicalqueen The guv'ner is a big proponent of "securing the border". That would be right up his alley.
@@gamepapa1211 , Yes and extend it straight west, not literally but to include completely all the states, until you reach New Mexico!
@@mawavoy the South will DEFINITELY rise again...to get on the ladder.
maybe those who refuse a vaccine should be willing to sign a waiver refusing a ventilator if they come down with covid?
Last thing nurses need who don't get paid well and ambulance workers who don't get hazard pay should be to exposed to more danger.
Absolutely 💯
Why do we spend tax money on these goons
Unless they have a legitimate reason which can be proven - for instance, a history of allergic reactions or certain medical conditions
But I thought y'all guys were lefties. This would be a policy that overwhelming affects black and brown people if we are going by population % which is the stat you guys constantly use. Wouldn't that make you a racist?
". . . Start reporting and stop fact checking!" Yeah, ok bud, we will get riiiiight on that.
this coming from a guy who has his hat on backwards. ugh.
"We were handed a turd..." and then Stephen articulates the very thought I'm having!
When one says the sky is blue and another says it's not, it's not the reporter's job to just say those two things. Their job is to look out the fucking window for themselves.
cant wait for u libs to turn on Biden ,the way u turned on Coumo .red wave is coming 2022
@@christhompson2565 what?
I love how reply comments from RW trolls never have anything to do with the original comment. They just shoehorn anything into the conversation. It's hilarious.
@@kit2770 Good for you if you find this funny, it was also hilarious in 2016. /s
@@christhompson2565 Presidential elections won't be until 2024, Ivan. Get your US facts straight.
This show gives me so much serotonin 👌👌
How the ‘F’ did Ron DeSantis ever get elected?
" We were handed a turd.." HAHAHA can't beat this!!
😘 Arnold, the only one with the balls to freakin say it!!! 😁💋
Arnold should have said you'll get covid, and you won't be back
Good one!!!
Hahahaha….good one‼️
I'm getting to love Arnie and Joe Biden more and more 😂
ME TOO !
“SMOKEBOMB !” Is my new favorite go to!!!
Once again, Thanks Stephen!!! "Sometimes you start your life practicing law and then end up a video clown" great line!!!
Logic and facts won't stop people who believes windmills gives them cancer.
@@gamepapa1211 The **sound** of windmills.
@@telectronix1368 I suddenly felt an overwhelming sense to shake your hand or take you down on the credenza, and I don't know why.
Wth? The OP completely changed their comment.
How much does an airplane cost
I'm only 5 minutes in and goddamn is this fire! They're really firing on all cylinders tonight! 😂
It sounds like his in-person audience missed all the good jokes Stephen was throwing at them.
Yeah, they've just been getting better!
@@TheBrianna1431 they can’t handle the heat 😂
Stephen, you never fail to bring a belly laugh to this old girl! Thanks so much for keeping it real!🥰🥰🥰🥰
Re-watching in Aug. 2023 - this is even funnier than the first time. Oh Colbert be back on TV /KZhead soon! Win the strike and come back on with a vengeance. Desantis, Rudy, Pillow guy.... and the donald of course. Thank you Stephen Colbert.
"the turd lost the election" It's worth repeating again!
Awww... If ever there was call for a "Coooooold blooded!", it was after that "Governor who?", Jon!
Just popping in to say that I think you have the best KZhead handle and avatar that I've ever seen. Good Job
there’s no doubt about Joe’s mental abilities, if he can deliver burns like that… just look at that smirk after he said it…
@@tomasvdb I’m sure fux news has a different version.
@@sunshine3914 Yeah they do, it's the times when he actually forgets where he is at or which state he is in. This has happened multiple times on the campaign trail, and since. It happens everytime he goes off script. "Lying dog face pony soldier". He barely got through the CNN Town Hall he did last week or 2 weeks ago, he rambled and didn't make sense multiple times. Couldn't awnser the question he was even asked. His mental state isn't judgeable by one remark in a back and forth thing they had going on. That was a scripted response. He knew it was coming, they were trading remarks.
BAM!
Colbert was rockin' today!! Best 12 minutes spent on Internet.
Enjoying watching Jon Batiste's outfits, hair, and reactions turn more and more into Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element.
“Screw your freedom” 😂 amen!!! “Your freedom comes with responsibilities” yessss!!!! Finally someone saying EXACTLY what is needed. I’ve never been more in love with Arnold Schwarzenegger 🖤🖤🖤
My freedom comes with no responsibility to protect others. You can trip over my foot tomorrow and hurt yourself. Does that mean we shouldn't be allowed to walk, because we put our neighbors at risk doing so? Should we ban all cars, because there is a risk I could hit my neighbor by accident and kill them? We have a responsibly to protect everyone right? Or do we just live with inherent risks to us, that we just have to deal with on a daily basis. Screw you're feelings, you're safety isnt more important than my freedom. We choose freedom and democracy over Authoratism and goverment decrees and mandates that aren't law.
@@franklin9400 Ladies and gentlemen, the STAR of Franklin's show....... FALSE EQUIVALENCY!!!!!!! Look it up, Gomer Pyle.
@@franklin9400 should we give up seatbelts? Troll
@@franklin9400 hahaha. False equivalency. You really need to spend some time studying how to avoid logical fallacies in your arguments. What’s next? Slippery slope? Ad hominem? Red herring? False dilemma? Appeal to ignorance?
@@franklin9400 hard to argue with someone who doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re... it almost feels unfair. I’d like to nominate you for a Darwin Award if you don’t mind. Or maybe that’s just me being hopeful 😂
Love your attitude Stephen. Never change.
Love “The Sidewinder”! 🎶🎶🎶🎹
Wasn't Rudy charging $20,000 an hour to defend the president? Rudy should be fine; I'm sure President Turd paid in full and on time.
Oh the irony... That was great :)
Loved ❤️ the Terminators message. Cant wait to share it everywhere 👍👍👍
I haven't heard Arnold say "Schmuck" since Terminator. "I'll be back, schmuck." I think that's what he said.
Arnold did good... I loved his Terminator words🤭🤗
Actually, I think that's what COVID said some months ago when we started ditching masks like ignorant children. 😨
Notice how Schwarzenegger and Vindman (two men who spent the early parts of their lives behind the Iron Curtain) know the difference between freedom with responsibility and ACTUAL tyranny (not imaginary, whiney ass, look at me, I'm entitled, I'm a victim bullshit).
@@jarrysciligo5395 Arnold was born on the western side of the Iron Curtain… so your comment is invalid.
@A C yeah, and I live in Vancouver, WA but I know all about what goes on across the river in Portland, OR. Your comment is invalid! If can't add an opinion about the subject being discussed don't bother posting unless you're 12 year old smartass and that being the case you shouldn't be on here anyway.
I LOVE STEPHEN‼️ He makes living here in the US bearable. Thank you for the laughter, sir. 😂
DeSantis: "I did, I didn- I .. I didnt know, I didna- didnt know abt that, I d- abda -abda... That's all Folks!"
I thought Giuliani was just a bad lawyer. Turns out he’s a bad everything! 😂
Well, the guy married his third cousin, so...
What a terrific monologue! Mr. Colbert is on a roll tonight. Thank you, thank you!
The funniest monologue he's done in a year! 😂🤣🤣😂 He really works better in front of an audience. Course the latest news is pretty ridiculous. Keep on making us laugh, Stephen, makes dealing with the world's nightmares more bearable.
I'd love to see one of those male Karen's run up on Arnold talkin bout take your mask off🤣🤣🤣
"We were handed a turd." Yeah, no shit.
We spent too long pretending we could hold it by the clean end
@@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing future Colbert writer😅
The funny thing is that they need ventilators, but the governor can't even say thank you! Do you want these Republicans in office for you?🤨🤔 Actually he sounds like Daffy Duck in his response!!🤨🤔
It's wabbit season !!!
That certainly was one helluva a stutter 😏. Th-the-tha-that’s all f-f-folks !
What's even worse is that DeathSantis says he never requested them. I wouldn't be surprised if he fired whoever did.
He stammered so much, because he was caught off-guard, and KNOWS how irrational and inhumane he is being. Ronnie KNOWS he's abetting the deaths of people - his constituents - and he just doesn't care. But deep-down, he's horribly ashamed and embarrassed.
That's right wing politics in a nutshell for you: refuse to acknowledge the benefits of socialism, claim said benefits are really the result of capitalism Or put another way, claim you built yourself with your own two hands, refuse to thank you neighbor for his help
Finally...more people need to be direct like our favorite terminator
Quick, somebody, make GIFs outta Jon's hilarious reactions!!
Biden's response was honestly pretty great 😂
I'm sure fox is using this as proof he's got dementia
@@whatleft123 right yo 😂😂😂
I loved the ironic self-deprecation. He knew exactly what he was saying!
@@whatleft123 He has.
@@johnbrowne3950 She has. It has. Did you have a point, or just practicing English?
This monologue is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The man is so enjoyment,humble good and so kind.😍😍
"SMOKE BOMB" lol that part was so funny!
With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility-T-800 talking to John Connor in Terminator: Vaccination Day
my god, guiliani is having such a shameful and sad end
Well his entire path has been sad and shameful, even that part 20 years ago.
He went from Hero to Zero in less than a New York minute!
Or he's just setting up his 'mentally incompetent' alibi.
Such a disgrace to Italians.
.. that's an appropriate end for someone who became a legal shill for a narcissistic sociopath!
"end up as a video birthday clown" OMG I'm crying lol
Just hearing George Costanza saying 'YOU KNOW WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!'
I’d love to have someone like Jon be nearby throughout my day to play a few random notes on the piano every time I mime putting something down
How about every time you picked up an instrument and sang a song?
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What is this nonsense? Piano playing? Those are the sounds that invisible props make.
I hope Colbert recognises that his accompanist won an Oscar for his music.
@@faithlesshound5621 It has been mentioned, yes.
"Titanic goes down if you know what I mean." *Cue Uncle Roger* "sorry children" 😂😂😂
OMG, that is so true!! Uncle Roger 👍😁😘
Fuiyoh!! An Uncle Roger reference in the comments will make him feel so special 🤩 🎵💃🏻💃💃🏼💃🏽💃🏼💃🏽💃💃🏻💃🏻🎶
@@WinnieDPue love Uncle Roger!
Haaaya 😂😂
"So true. One time you're practicing law and then you end up as a birthday video clown" 😂
OMG, absolutely lost it at that last burn to Rudi. 😂🤣😂
Terminator Governator Innoculator... He can do it all.
So good!
Hell yea Arnold!!!!!
You mean one can pay Rudolph to say whatever they want? ...only now he's on Cameo?
"You will pass the school where I obtained my law degree, which I have now wasted forever..."
Colbert & his writers are genuis.
Absolutely, they're on Fire, So grateful to them for my relative sanity
Oh yeah. Second that!
@perrigrine1 If that’s truly how you feel, it’s not healthy. This show has reached a fever-pitch of bias, and the things it makes you worry about or hate are often fabricated completely. Please don’t find comfort in this show, because you’re just giving into what you want to hear
@@bushmg1061 it's called a show, like the shitshow of fanatical propaganda for Christian White majority elites at Fox.
@Murk Looks like you’re brainwashed too
I was gonna go to bed, but I got this notification. Sleep is overrated anyway.
Same
At least we can sleep knowing our president isn't a sociopathic manchild with a fake tan.
Go slay the dragons 🐉 with your cleverness and humour. Thank you 😂😂😂 for balancing the stupidity and shooing the scary horrors away.
I love all the fiest, damn this show is so good, and these writers 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Florida schools are asking feds to help pay teacher salaries since DeSantis is refusing to fund them. They should do it then take it out of the money that Florida gets from the federal government.
"To Kill a Mockingbird by Giving It Medical Advice From Facebook". Turns out the reason Boo Radley never left his house was because he was quarantined.
"Just listen to the science and medical doctors you anti-science bigots". Ugh you do realize 70% of the country is obese and obesity linked health conditions are the top causes of death in the united states each year. I don't think people care about the "Science or advise of medical profession at any other time" why are people stupid if they don't listen now when you're scared of being affected?
Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!
@@franklin9400 your point being? That’s a nice straw man you are tying to build. Have you thought about using actual logic in your arguments?
@@franklin9400 Wait, obesity is a contagion that can be spread to others through aerosol and skin contact? No wonder I'm fat!!!! I thought it was all the junk food I ate.
Was that Vindman keeping a straight face during Arnold’s rant? I choked on my lunch!
I think we should just call him "Mike Pillow". If it's good enough for "Tim Apple", why not? 😏