New "Jeopardy!" Host Mired In Scandal Mere Days After Awarding Himself The Gig
Crude comments made by "Jeopardy!" executive producer Mike Richards about women, Jewish people and residents of Haiti resurfaced this week, putting his new hosting job in danger. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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Reminiscent of Dick Cheney heading up the search for Vice President, and choosing himself.
Right there with you on that one.
Omg yes
Exactly what I thought
Yes, I remember that too.
Michael Eisner did the same bullshit when choosing who will host ‘The Wonderful World of Disney’ in the 80’s.
Everyone in the audience got the “Jeopardy” punchline before Stephen even said it 😂
I think the penny dropped with the camera change 🤣
*And the crowd goes wild!!*
Probably it is the "Say it with me" moment.
Yup
Just give it to Levar and Rodgers. If anything you can legit split the two between football season and off-season. Everybody’s happy plus you get viewership ratings
As a Brit, I’d like to point out that even we don’t call him a journalist. We call him many things but journalist isn’t one of them
Yep, describing Piers Moron, only takes a word with one syllable…
"Looks like Richards job might be in..... Jeopardy." I f*ckin' love you Stephen LMAO!
Cutting edge humour, who could predict it?
It's alright, not even the UK thinks Piers Morgan is a journalist.
lol
Agreed. But nice of Stephen to speak to us!
The Jam wrote a song about his old employer, News Of The World.
I think it's all the tea they drink. Maybe he got some bad tea. LooooL
No, we think he’s a c**t.
Actually, the proper English term for Piers Morgan is "wanker".
Was looking for this, knew it would be in the comments somewhere 😂
That label went to George Michael, too. 😁
Nope. We refer to him as a "pisser."
Knob'ead
You guys are funny!
The person who started laughing at “It looks like Richards’ job might be in………” before Colbert could deliver the punchline is my favorite
Sower greps
That was a very David Caruso moment.
Matt Fahnestock - Please. What else could it be? No great intellectual feat.
@@shirleyrombough8173 Perhaps not, but I think what Matt is talking about is the atmosphere in the theatre. Normally, people will hold for a punchline, but those few people were giddy enough that they couldn't contain themselves.
It’s called audience pre-anticipation. They’re always tuned in…
Ah yes, James Bland. He'll have a cup of ice water, neither shaken nor stirred.
Room temp water.
@@mickylove76 Tepid water, still.
I swear even if you’re having a bad day it becomes better when you watch this dudes monologue. Thx for bringing us so much laughter and joy Stephen 👏🏽
Facts!!
@@mayacarter8914 💯✊🏽
My sentiments exactly
As someone going through a break-up, can confirm, this is accurate
@Jin Lee so this is perfectly appropriate for youtubes tos
"We'll call Piers Morgan a journalist!" That's one London Bridge too far...
@Jin Lee lol wut
It had to be said.
They don’t like him over there either.. 🌞✌️
@@16tangerines nnno
Not even us Brits call Piers Morgan a journalist, That's an insult to not only journalists, But British people too, he is and always will be an Arse hole, his egotistical shadow is just as over rated as his so called writing. But bless Colbert for trying, I still loved his attempt at a British accent, put a smile on my face every time Stephen....
I need John Oliver's reaction to that "Brit Cam" bit.
The Jeopardy Thing Fell Apart, Because They Should’ve Chosen Lavar Burton. #FACTS
We could all see the job in jeopardy joke coming from a mile away, but it was still awesome to watch Stephen stick the landing.
I thought the writers were gonna do a similar joke like: *Stephen:* Mike Richards’ job as new host after sexist remarks *Also Stephen:* What is “in Jeopardy?”
The audience didn't even let'em finish the punchline. Those poor writers are only allowed out of their cell for a few minutes of sunlight per week, let their work be heard.
Tbh I was hoping for them so take the less obvious route, like “looks like his job is in...... trouble.” Still funny, though.
@@Taijifufu i
LeVar Burton better get that gig in the end!!! I don’t think anyone could fill those shoes otherwise.
Yes please! It's the only way I'll watch it again!
I figured he'd definitely be the next host. LeVar Burton is what the people want!
ABSOLUTELY!
Geordi Jeopardy has a nice ring to it.
TRUTH!!!
I'd like to thank Stephen for managing to include almost every accent and dialect of England in his bit to us brits at the end. That must really have taken some rehearsal time to get so much diversity in in one go!...also, the parts where he completely made up a new accent, never before heard to the world, were good too! 🤣
I listened to this twice so I could say that you aren't British - His accent didn't change once.
I thought it was an excellent Australian accent.
@@woods436 haha...if only that were true.
@@RufusJacson Name some of the accents you heard here
@@woods436 wow, this really seems to mean something to you...? Sorry I don't have time for this (if it matters to you whether I'm British or not, a cursory glance at my channel would answer your question, but I'm struggling to understand why that would matter to you). Bye.
I love how the crowd all cheered when he mentioned LeVar’s name. It warms the heart ❤️
Me too!!!
Team LeVar all day... he would be the best host!!!!
The way he said, "Are those housewives even real?" sounded like Mulaney's signature exasperation.
Now, there's your Jeopardy host...
@@domb8448 Mulaney too good for that shit
@@storyoptics4964 Yeah, you're right... but just one show??!
@@storyoptics4964 I don't know, didn't he just get out of rehab?
I'm new in town...
I can’t look at LeVar Burton without getting the Reading Rainbow song stuck in my head. And for that I am grateful. 🌈 📚🧡💫
Same, but he’s also Geordie La Forge of the starship Enterprise 🚀
"OR" Kunta Kinte
Just give it to Levar and Rodgers. If anything you can legit split the two between football season and off-season. Everybody’s happy plus you get viewership ratings
@@erniejohnson677 maybe you could get star trek fans to go outside or even say go sports
Dude is a National treasure
"At least the virus is Bipartisan " love that Stephen!
“Scandal for $800, please.” “This host of Jeopardy stepped down after evidence of past inappropriate comments surfaced.” “Who is Mike Richards?”
I love how everyone got that jeopardy joke before he finished it
8:42 John's face when he realized the song was over by the time he got started on the piano ... LMAO :-D
Of course, the sexiest thing about Colbert (even ahead of his truly magnificent comic timing and delivery) is how crazy he is, even after more than two decades, about his wife Evie. :)
I agree! I enjoyed seeing her on his shows during lockdown. The way he looks at her though🥰
Couldn't agree more, they should just have memes of those two with RELATIONSHIP GOALS in big bold letters. And you can tell she is quite possibly his biggest fan.
Can you blame him. She's gorgeous!!
@@ardenfraser8948 Not at all. Obviously a beautiful woman, inside and out!
Mmm he is a sexy one isn't he. Ow.
4:30 that joke about theoretically censoring unflattering news coverage was dark. We need to see the news even if it makes us uncomfortable because how else are we to make informed decisions?
i got to agree, pulling out of Afghanistan was always going to be messy. could he have done better? sure but if it was so easy why didnt anyone else do it?
No, there could have been a smooth transition. It’s just that the us leadership never took the time to destroy taliban.
Biden took one for the team, an old man's got nothing to lose. Also what exactly is the GOP gonna say when they fake cry on the stand in '22 and' 24? ====".... 😭😭And that's when the evil Mr Biden took OLIVE OUR troops out of Afghanistan safely and there was a video of people at the airport and falling from the sky and the troops helped the rest get out it was awwwwwfulll boo-hoo😭😭"
@@yj9032 neither did the Soviet's
And is there a soul that believes it would've be better under trump? Its just a bunch of arm chair military minds. Never mind the fact he had no choice over the deadline, trump and pompeo gave them fighters back months ago and stopped processing any visas in as many months... I aint mad at him. War is ugly, always going to be...
It was always going to go end up this way. This is why Bush didn't pull out. Then Obama. Then Trump. They just talked about being done with it but just kept extending the war, costing lives and money, just to not technically be the ones on whose watch it happened. Bush-Obama-Trump-[]. I guess it's as the man once said... "ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, BIDEN!"
I laughed all the way through his British Bit, because of Judi Dench with her "I'm having none of this." look.
And the Monty Python foot
@@chloekey8043 thank you I knew that looked familiar LOL
That's Dame Judi Dench for you, you peasant. /s
@@baktru Too true!!!!! Please forgive me.
I love that the crowd went wild for LeVar Burton! Fans of Star Trek TNG and Reading Rainbow?
LoL
What about Ken Jennings?
Both! ❤️
I just read that Sony Pictures TV confirmed that Richards has agreed to step aside as host because of the shit storm.
But... he will actually remain as executive producer. Really? Not honoring Trebeck memory.😔
For some reason the Stephen Colbert Joe Biden impression is my all time fave impression... When I did a KZhead search I found a compilation video of all of his Joe Biden impressions. They are both funny and are pure gold!
His impersonations of Eric are also priceless!
@@lizbmusic11 yes!!🤣🤣
Julez...I'm gonna watch those!🤣🤣💯
Come on, Jack!
I still miss the ***** impressions, one of the very few negatives of ***** losing the election.
George W. Bush to Dick Cheney: "Will you head the committee to choose my vice presidential candidate?" Cheney: "Yes. And I choose myself." The way Jeopardy chose its new host.
@Regulatory Affairs Ever been to a wedding? I'm sure something was burning and people were murdered elsewhere while you danced, you horrible person you!
Lol...truth.
Hey Shirley, Geo W.Bush to Paul Wolfowitz, " Hey Paul , what:s our latest casualty figures " " Well I guess 2 or 3 thousand " ... As if he cared....SHEEESH!
@Regulatory Affairs I wonder, had Trump been reelected and stuck with his May withdrawl would you still be a singing the same tune?
That British segment was hilarious! Thank you Stephen!
Absolute Banger this one ☝️
Levar Burton is a legend, he also comes across as a genuinely kind and passionate man. And he obviously loves knowledge and education. Mr reading rainbow himself
Did you saw him guest hosting?, he was terrible, slow, boring, not engaging, gosh even Robin Roberts was 200% better than him; the narrative of Levar hosting don’t sustain when you see him hosting, he may be a legend for another show
and, superficial though it is, I also have him on my list of "Star Trek actors who get even finer with age"... along with John de Lancie!
Levar Burton is a natural. I believe that he had first day jitters because this was all new to him. He had never hosted the show before. Who wouldn't be a little nervous on the first day and especially if it's your first time at bat? However, within an incredible amount of short time, Mr. Burton caught on very quickly and was completely at ease. He performed a fine job as guest host.
he never was a at ease, he was a failure as a host (it was a new experience for all the other guests hosts and Levar was probably the worst, don’t sugarcoat the truth) and the public agreed, he had the lowest ratings of all. There’s a narrative from a loud minority to push someone to a place where he underperforms
@@JKReAl you don’t have to like the guy or how he did in his 5 episode stint, but you can’t say he’s not a skilled orator. Burton was on record stating he was very nervous. It’s hard to judge his performance from a single day of work (all episodes were filmed in one day). Take a listen to his podcast to hear how he performs when in his element. Like him or not, dogging on his likely ability to host is just silly.
I liked his disastrous transition about disastrous transitions between talking about different disastrous transitions.
Yes! Those transitions are terrific! Stephen and his team, production, animation, and especially music, are the best on late night. Keep up the good work TLSSC! You're the bomb.
🤣🤣🤣
Joe Biden made a valid point when he asked how well it could have gone.
LeVar Burton wouldn't have had any scandals. He's the only choice for the part
That British segment was fucking beautiful.
Nobody calls Piers Morgan a journalist, not even his mother.
Wait really?! Aha, where'd you see that xD
Sorry for the awkward emojis, I'm on my laptop!
after he walked off his last show, does anyone even call him at all? And funny coincidence that he did so basically because he was salty about a certain Duchess not calling him at all...
Calling Piers Morgan a journalist is an insult to other actual journalists.
Damn! VodkaHindJelly
Let's be honest.. The 'Redneck Riviera' was a viral hotspot looooong before COVID.
and if you wanted to see "cans" you only needed plastic beads on a string.
Maybe not viral so much but definitely bacterial.
The high numbers of Hiv in kids comes outta Floriduh...Matt Gaetz and the pedo gang had better ask for papers...lol
@@briangarrow448 only covid-19 is a virus.
Might as well just call it Herpes central 😁😁😁
"What is Afghanistan?" Geez Stephen, you didn't need to make a long walk for that bit, just take the -segue- Segway!
You should take your silly puns along with that Segway for a ride along the top of some tall cliffs.
Why are we so much harsher and more selective when it comes to Jeopardy hosts than we are presidents?
What a shame the guy who produces jeopardy chose himself to be the star. Rip trebek
Just give it to Levar and Rodgers. If anything you can legit split the two between football season and off-season. Everybody’s happy plus you get viewership ratings
Reminded me of the time I was working for a large S&L and the CEO announced his impending retirement. A nationwide search was launched for his successor. Hundreds of resumes were reviewed. Scores of interviews were conducted. The successful candidate? His son.
@@erniejohnson677 thats a good idea, they should go for something like that
Very bad idea 👎
@@burberryclaretred6676 so what you want then dummy
The idea was to hire someone who could competently handle the job WITHOUT too much (or Any) baggage. Really dumb for Jeopardy producers to hire this guy.
He is the producer. He hired himself. And of course is giving himself a break, for committing his faux pas.
It.. it was? Then why in the heck did they give Dr. Oz a chance!?
@@danielgehring7437 I did say they gave people a chance. Did you really think that Oz was going to get the gig?? 🤣🤣🤣
@@Shasha-yg1mm That's too bad. Jeopardy at one time was a great game show. I won't be watching this catastrophe.
I thought they were doing the guest hosts just for funzies while they were looking for a permanent replacement, and I heard that Ken Jennings was going to be the permanent host. Apparently I was completely misinformed. I was so excited for Ken. I don't want this producer man taking Alex's spot, it's not the right fit at all.
This is why I love Stephen Colbert the most! He’s so funny!
He’s not only funny, he’s bright, insightful, topical, and has a superb bright, insightful, topical staff. When he wrote for “The Daily Show,” he didn’t get enough credit. Do his writers?
“The show us your cans festival” 🤣🤣🤣
Man, even with dark news Colbert manages to inject that positive energy.
yeah by just avoiding it
@@vanmurphy26 really? Because he's been talking about the Delta variant / coronavirus & Afghanistan all week... Feels like the opposite of avoiding.
Yes making fun of war and death. Hilarious
@@jeremysmith9694 Weird, I didn't hear him mocking death... I did hear efforts to find comedy in a dark place, but as the old saying goes - one laughs so as not to weep. Also, kind of hilarious that this is the second reply trying to mock Colbert - the first when Alex insisted Colbert ignored/avoided tragedy, and the second when you insisted he laughed at it.
@@ocdstories3854 Making fun of war and death is a way of avoiding it. There's nothing funny about the tragedy happening in Afghanistan. They're not taking it seriously because they're too worried about their beloved Biden.
I wish Britain would take us back. Then we would all have national health care.
Yep, you would get to wait 6-12 months for a joint replacement, up to 6 -8 months for open heart surgery, 30-60 day wait to be admitted to a psychiatric facility. Sounds great. I simply do not understand people like you who romanticize : a national healthcare system. Also, in England, there is a private healthcare system that is excellent but one has to be able to afford it. This is the system i use when I am there.
@@CJ-gw9ci Nice for you. Go swim in your gold coins dude. Because for most Americans even with health insurance the wait for something "elective" like a joint replacement is FOREVER!
@@CJ-gw9ci Honestly, those wait times sound great, considering the cost here is so far out of most people's reach that the wait time might as well be "forever."
@@goldentreefrog18 oh please, joint replacements can be done within 4-5 weeks in most areas in the US. Often they can be done sooner.
@@CJ-gw9ci Well none of us can get in the U.S. hospitals now anyway because they are crammed full of anti-vaxxers and Covid-deniers on ventilators. The hospitals we’re surrounded by are literally turning away stroke and heart attack victims, and people who need cancer procedures as they have been informing people on their website. But that’s ok, I have the best insurance in my state (literally the state employee plan) and just went into debt after my first diagnostic imaging test. U.S. healthcare is a total scam and everyone knows it.
"A Republican, a Democratic, and an Independent all walk into a bar. And come out with Covid. Good job guys." I'm available for writing jobs, you won't be sorry!
A democratic? It's ok to use democrat as a noun. A republicon, a Democrat and an independent walk into a bar...
Fun fact: "senatus" in Latin literally means council of elders.
Yes, but the "e" implies experience. Older: Been around a long time. Elder: Learned from that time. Doesn't always work out that way, but that's the hope.
@@VoltisArt The difference between "older" and "elder" might be true in English, but not in Latin. In Latin, they're the same thing.
Neat fun fact - I love tidbits of info like that. :)
Stephen's Commonwealth accent: roaming the length & breadth of the British Isles, all former colonies and dependencies, including the Falkland Islands and Gibraltar. All in 30 seconds. Bravo SIr!
That's good. I'll use that... next time I'm criticized by them limmeys'..."I have a Commonwealth accent".
Yeah, nah! No Kiwi accent in there.
Kind of when someone attempts a New York accent and gets every burrough, and includes a Boston rip.
@@leannemunro7361 Didn’t hear any of the various Scottish or Welsh or Irish Accents. (I know-Irish don’t wanna be considered as part of the mix, but over here we do)
Haha Stephen’s British accent has a medley of cockney, Aussie and American accents 😂. Blimey!
I think that's a common thing we Americans do (we're a medley of a country)...and it pisses them Brits off.
@@craigsmith4105 idk, i think it's pretty funny. what's more irritating imo is americans who leave america, insist on shouting wherever they go & claiming they have 'no accent' :p sure, shout as much as you want when you're alone... but when in public: speak quietly out of respect for others. we do NOT want to hear your every fucking thought.
It’s defo funny and always welcome.
No Australian accent there.
I think with that accent, the proper British exclamation would be somewhere between "Oy vey!" and "Ay caramba!".
This man is probably a one of the funnest dads on the planet.
Always has been!!!! I’m glad he got this gig. It’s perfect for Stephen.
If he was the omega man.
Aside from Stephen’s humor, the thing I love about these videos is that, when they end, I don’t have to rush to turn off ads about menopausal belly fat, dog food, or butt crack soap! 👍
😂😂😂
Oh I love it too!!! I hate being sold stupid shit I don’t need.
Y'all know the ads are based on your search history...
I'll take "Jeopardy hosts who hoofed themselves in the nards with their own words" for $100.
@New Message: I see your comments all over KZhead.
HOST NARD HOOFIN
Small nitpick, but $100 is not an option in jeopardy
@@dwally4198 Don't call out your elders for revealing their age.
@@dwally4198 What do you think this is, correctshuns?
Would've loved to Stephen host Jeopardy! for a week. Shame he didn't give it a whirl.
Nah; I want Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel show to be the new host.
@Van Bus Stop spamming that link to your video.
I think Will Farrell should've had a week too
Other fun candidates: Stephen Fry, John Oliver, Morgan Freeman, Patrick Stewart, and Robert Downey Jr. And for some odd reason I'm imagining Mark Hamill hosting while using his Joker voice the whole time.
Wow one of the best monologues I've ever seen!!! Bravo👏👏👏
“What is Afghanistan?” Lmao too soon 🤣 and I’m not even that patriotic.
The "who is Afghanistan" joke wins at joke effeciency. A continuing gag, a transition, comedic irony. Congrats Steven. You win some rando KZhead commentor's fake award
He said “what is” but “who is” is WAY funnier😂🤣😂
@@jeffmartin9212 that was my hang up about integrating his analysis also
@@jeffmartin9212 Lol I just noticed. Sometimes thinks just work out.
Stephen, your delivery is just simply amazing! I love laughing with you every night you are there! No more vacations for you! It's just too painful for us when you are gone! I really needed to laugh and giggle with you tonight. Thank you!!❤
The only thing wrong with Afghanistan was going in there in the first place.
always a pleasure to watch Colbert!
There is no way to get out of Afghanistan without this happening.
Biden totally fucked it up lol
@@KH-ks7si You know nothing, Jon Snow. lol
This could have all been avoided if he would have put Levar Burton in as host, which Alex Trebec would have loved. Also all of America wanted Levar. 😣
I was thinking how great he'd be as host. He's got the experience and charm! Reading Rainbow, anyone??
Actually, Trebek named 2 other people as good candidates, and Burton was horrendous at the job. You obviously didn't watch.
God you’re good Stephen! Loved everything especially the bit about Piers Morgan 🤣
Oh my goodness! That part on asking Britain to take us back was one of the funniest segments I have seen lately...thanks Colbert writers for giving me a much needed laugh after reflecting on all of the stories earlier in the monologue. So much of the news is a total turnoff today... sigh... so glad your show makes us see the whacky side of it all.
They should have just given it to Levar Burton fair & square. He did a great job. But you don't just have to take my word for it....!!
WOW. *Levar Burton would be the perfect host!* He's so friendly & warm, a comforting presence. Beloved by young and old. I would start watching Jeopardy!
Oh I’ll never get rid of Jeopardy but I do hope Levar will become the host.
Bro. “Speaking of disastrous transitions… What is Afghanistan?” That killed me. I know you didn’t write that but the delivery was superb. Keep it up my man.
Yep, probably killing a lot of other people, too.
You know there are 15.000 Americans behind Talib lines? Thanks to Biden. whats gonna happen to them. Maybe Colbert can make a joke about that.
@@Esico6 TRAITOR trump made the deal which included releasing 5000 terrorists.
Everyone wanted it to be Levar Burton! A lot of those guest hosts were also good. And the producer chose someone no one wanted, the producer. 🤦♀️
Definately, everyone wants Levar Burton as the Jepardy host!
Only if he wears the visor from Star Trek!!! 🙄 jk jk 🤣
No, we don't, as much of a fan of Star Trek I am, he was not good at hosting Jeopardy...in fact, he was kinda awful at it...
@@branon6565 Oh, darn!
@@DedicatedSlaya I was hoping he would!!!
@@chrisnoyd2058 🤣🤣🤣
The Brit Cam was hilarious "We're chuffed blimey!" Haha Stephen Colbert is such a talented entertainer 😃
many bonus points for the python foot :) a nice nod to the only american member of the python team, too ^^
@@sjs9698 Terry Gilliam - the mad genius and the most underrated director in cinema! I love Monty Python! ❤️👍
"We'll call Piers Morgan a journalist!" As a Englishman I beg you not to...
As an Englishman, I second that motion!
There’s no need to be so drastic.
@Jin Lee And you should know, since you and your politics are a funny joke.
Excuse my language but Stephen Colbert is a F'n genius I wish I started watching him! You're brilliant Mr.Colbert keep it up!!!
Bland... James Bland! Perfection!
The good thing camera crew still laughing 😂 just like the converted storage room I still hearing it
My theory is they liked their laughter so much, they attached mikes to the cameras.
I miss hearing Evie’s laugh.
@@NicoSerene same as me and also I wish they can go back the storage room
@@edwardphilibin3151 so true
Joe's right, what happened in Afghanistan, would have happened no matter when we left. Whether it had been Bush, Obama, Trump, or someone in the future this exact thing would have happened. We couldn't very well stay there forever, and it was long past time we left.
Given how quickly the house of cards that was the Afghani government crumbled, there was no alternative and thank god we're finally out of this pointless war that should have never happened. Fuck the cheap political points, the Bush administration should be in prison.
ye but maybe make sure all your citizens are out first and don't leave behind all your trucks, tanks, choppers, bombs and guns
@@PJ-vh6jr Easier said than done when the press is alerting the world to all of your plans, often before they're even finalized. I challenge anyone to successfully pull off an operation of this size and scope when their adversaries are getting real-time updates of the team's strategies and vulnerabilities.
@@therevisionist5838 EXACTLY!! They shouldn't have said, Anything about the Withdrawal... until it was DONE.
Got to give Old Joe credit for taking the hit on losing an unwinnable war.
The more I see and hear about the “South’s mentality”. I don’t really care if I ever visit this part of the country again.
Well thanks governor, that's the first time in 5 years I've understood what you were saying! Well kinda, I'm Scottish ya ken?! 🖖
DeJaundice of Florida is being sued? By Parents of children! Go figure
That's what happens when you don't choose Lavar Burton.
The brilliant, spotless, highly intellectual genius of Stephen Colbert. He is on the highest pedestal of anyone alive. Pat yourself on the back a few times, Colbert. You earned it.
"Coincidently that's also Florida's state motto." Thing about living in Florida, you're embarrassed to be living in Florida.
🤣🤣🤣 My brother in law moving there as we speak, literally does not have a clue what he is letting himself in for. This ought to be interesting. I wish him the best of luck....he is gonna need it.
This is what happens for not giving Levar Burton the Jeopardy hosting role. MWAHAHAHAHAHA
Correct
Stephen always makes me laugh.
"Jeopardy": clearly America's most critically important entity.
And tacos
jealous?
Jeopardy blew one question a couple of years ago about the Olympics. The contestants had to answer a final written question: Name the two non-capital cities staring with M that hosted the modern Olympics in the 20th Century. Two contestants were credited with the "right" answer: Montreal and Munich. Unfortunately for Jeopardy, there are actually three such cities; they forgot about Melbourne!
As a Brit, let me assure you that a lot of us don't consider Piers Morgan a Journalist! ... I believe many of us refer to him as a Twat.
"Jaw's of deathsantis"
"We'll call Piers Morgan a journalist." Speak for yourself!
Wha'?
Oh please 😂... Don't even try to compare Stephen with that Pierce guy...... It's all apples vs oranges again
You do realize that Stephen is a comedian and not a journalist…🤦🏻♂️
lol Stephen is a comedian bro. This is all satire
British Stephen Colbert needs to be a regular character going forward.
Joe's gonna take the blame for this, but let's not forget who started the withdrawal process.
Or Who started the 20 year war under false pretenses.!!.
Watch a couple of Lawrence O'Donnell commentaries on this subject. The Best & the Brightest AND Left Behind.
Plenty of blame to be shared, maybe starting with Bush-Cheney? Maybe the problem is our attitudes toward War. (What is it Good For)? Other than making a ton of money for some people, every war seems to have immediate and LONG lasting tragedies. Does America really know enough about war --how to win one or how to lose one AND how to end one? Recent history suggests we don't, because if we do, why aren't we? Can we change our viewpoint? Sure we need to know all that, but what if we shift our focus to NOT getting into wars. Is that possible?
Trumper republicans party few and trumper supporters both are all crazy those crazy people
@@shadowlouise See, that's the thing: The US DOES know how to win wars. Unfortunately we seldom have the intestinal fortitude OR financial motivation to do so. Take Vietnam for instance. We could have actually won that war, "EASILY". It would have been a slog, and a meat grinder, but that war was winnable militarily. Problem is that Congress was scared of ruffling too many pearl clutchers' feathers so they kept placing ridiculous restrictions on the military, thus ensuring the war COILD not be won. Not to mention the number of politicians who were financially connected to the Military Industrial Complex. Factor that in along with things like the CIA basically running amuck with all manner of ridiculous and illegal fuckery, and you have a 'behind the scenes' apparatus that had no interest in ending the war, only continuing it for profit. Vietnam is just......SO much. So much to pick through, so much to unravel, so much to bang your head against a wall shouting "WHY" over and over and over about. There's just too goddamned much to cover here, but I would VERY MUCH recommend a deep-diving, multifaceted, long-form dissection of that war, and everything leading up to and surrounding it. However I must warn you, so much of the actual truths of that war are pretty harrowing, infuriating, heartbreaking, mind-boggling, and can be triggering as all hell. Please don't take this the wrong way, but if you don't have a strong stomach and a resilient mind than I very much fear for your mental health. I personally have s ratchet beyond the surface, far more than anyone NOT majoring in a higher education setting really should. And it...changed me, probably not for the better. I'm really not trying to place myself on any intellectual pedestal, or belittle anyone's intelligence or experience. I can comfortably make the claim that I've learned, remember, and forgotten more about that war than most ordinary, average US citizens, obviously excluding the Servicemen who fought, gave, and died there. I'm very sorry for this long-winded barrage of blab, I info-dumped. I doubt you'll pay much attention to this, but whether or not you do I hope you stay well and stay safe.
LeVar Burton was ALWAYS the ONLY choice to be the next host of Jeopardy and rightfully take the place of Alex Trebek.
He'd be great.
Not Ken Jennings?
I could see that happening.
It's telling that they only gave him a week to host and put him up against the Olympics. And probably sent the worst clips of his performance to focus groups.
@Jin Lee wait he's not? I thought he was. he sure comments politically
Let's not forget that Trump set the stage for this. Before leaving office, he'd cut US forces in the country to 2,500. Trump actually made the deal with the Taliban that US troops would leave. And remember Trump had a softie for Taliban leadership, wanting to invite them to Camp David for talks. Inviting the Taliban leaders to the US!!
And Trump had the Taliban ruler and 5,000 Taliban fighters released from prison.
Tell the whole story, demitard
@james haaglund: Cry more... I smell MAGA.
@@buckyheon6313 Oh, look, it's a no-content troll. What a f***ing surprise...🙄🤖🖕
No one cares. Trump would be dead or in prison already if anyone really cared.
"I don't know how you get out" without a disaster. Ask anthropologists. They know. Start consulting the right specialists and you'll get better results. Also, if LeVar Burton doesn't get everything, there is no justice in this world. He's the best human and best candidate for Jeopardy!
They need to have LeVar Burton to host the show. He is very smart and distinguished and easy on the eye. Since Ken Jennings is not gonna host being that he is one of the Producers of the show. Of course that's who I wanted to be the permanent host. Since it looks like he will not be the permanent host... LeVar would be Best as permanent host of Jeopardy. I will definitely not watch Jeopardy if that Blossom chick host Jeopardy. Yuck!!! Without LeVar Burton hosting or Ken Jennings hosting Jeopardy... I am done with Jeopardy!!!
Yeah, unlike the twenty years of smooth operations in Afghanistan. Inevitable. The generals didn't learn anything from Vietnam. They can seem to plan the logistics down to a gnat's ass hair for the invasion at the beginning, but are always caught off guard when it's time to leave...... PAST time to leave.
‘Gnat’s ass hair’ is my new favorite saying and I’m going to work it into every conversation possible.
KIM, ikr? Like, the first thing they should do, if they ever go into someplace, is create and maintain a current plan of withdrawal, assuming it will one day be necessary. They don't know how to do that. Of course not. Endless wars of aggression pay the bills for the billion dollar conglomerate military hardware producers who pay off our "elected" representatives. Why should they plan for and care about the last month of a nearly twenty year war?
"America's leading game show journalists..." that says a lot about a culture right there.
I love when Stephen does the Biden impression lmao!
@@Rebecca-xt2ql You should learn to separate jokes from reality. I'm a "liberal" and it's just plain hilarious. And let's be honest both Trump and Biden space out every once in a while. They're both way too old to be president. The fact that either one of them are could become our commander in chief is the real joke here.
"Are those housewives even real?" Well, they are housewives, that do exist but the percentage of them that are real and not artificial has never been disclosed.
Lololollllllll
You make a good couple of points there…
I think it's the percentage that's disclosed that is artificial.
As a UK viewer, I have to correct you on that "Brit-Cam" segment... We don't call Piers Morgan a journalist either. Everythig else checks out though, no further notes.
Steve got the funnies tonight 🤣🤣🤣
Joe's right and not even the UK thinks Piers Morgan is a journalist Greetings from California
Golf clap for that transition! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Joe's right and not even the UK thinks Piers Morgan is a journalist Greetings from California
Dude, Laforge is the obvious choice. Dude has aged well and he has staying power. Reading rainbow forever!!!
Accurate
Agreed, I would love to see him on the show permanently.
I love those Reading rainbow trap music remixes
Reading Rainbow, killed off by No Child Left Behind, they couldn't make it conform.