Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and The Dial of Destiny

2023 ж. 11 Қыр.
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Honest Trailers | Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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  • I did love the fact that in the end, Indiana was literally begging to be left in the past. And he was straight up knocked out to deny his request. It really feels like even the writers knew how much the studio was abusing the franchise.

    @PipHalsey@PipHalsey8 ай бұрын
    • Not to mention the fact that it's every archaeologist's dream to go back in time and see what things were like. It would have been a wonderful send off to let him live that dream. But no, we had to have this out of nowhere god daughter punch him out, drag him onto a plane, go back across the Atlantic, put him in a vehicle, drive him to his apartment, drag him back into his bed, contact his estranged wife, wait for her arrival and then wait for him to wake up with probable severe brain damage after being unconscious for so long.

      @cjraymond8827@cjraymond88278 ай бұрын
    • of course they knew. If someone knows, then the writers. But we know they need the money from their job. But it's cool they can pull these.

      @lastgunman5270@lastgunman52708 ай бұрын
    • The Denial of Destiny

      @SwizzlesMum@SwizzlesMum8 ай бұрын
    • What if I told you, there was a possible ending where he would stay in the past and save Mutt and Mary?

      @danielwordsworth1843@danielwordsworth18438 ай бұрын
    • were* abusing

      @30noir@30noir8 ай бұрын
  • I feel like it’s a common sequel trope to turn our once beloved hero’s into depressed, broken, former shells of themselves.

    @johnny.V03@johnny.V038 ай бұрын
    • Just legacy sequels, since they're churned out by Wattpad contributors who want self insert characters who don't need a hero's journey.

      @droth1031@droth10318 ай бұрын
    • And I'm frankly sick of it.

      @SwordsmanMercenary@SwordsmanMercenary8 ай бұрын
    • But Indy’s not really a former shell of himself in this movie. He’s out of his element when he retires in the beginning, but gets right back into the adventure and hunt for the artifact anyway.

      @TheOnlyDiet11@TheOnlyDiet118 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, we’ve never seen Indy depressed before! *Cut to Indy drinking the day away after thinking Marion died or getting slapped by his father and moaning about getting the grail*

      @FG_Man@FG_Man8 ай бұрын
    • @@FG_Mansad and depressed are to very different things

      @thomasjeppesen3055@thomasjeppesen30558 ай бұрын
  • The 40-year old version joke was brilliant 😂😂

    @ZachPincince@ZachPincince8 ай бұрын
    • HT were savage ASF yet this was a good joke aside from his Harrison Ford impression. 😂

      @danavixen6274@danavixen62748 ай бұрын
    • No, bad Pitt was even better 😂

      @Structuredrelaxation@Structuredrelaxation8 ай бұрын
    • "And my SLACKS!" 😂😂😂😂 come on! That is the best! 😄

      @jasonjones7461@jasonjones74618 ай бұрын
    • @@danavixen6274 *AF

      @smurfyday@smurfyday7 ай бұрын
  • The Wolfenstein reference was absolutely spot on. Chef's kiss 💋🤌

    @EyeMixMusic@EyeMixMusic8 ай бұрын
    • A game that invokes nostalgia at every mention

      @Anshughild@Anshughild8 ай бұрын
  • This is an objective fact: they should have ended it with The Last Crusade. Also, "He belongs in a museum!" was just brilliant. I could barely breathe.

    @DanGamingFan2846@DanGamingFan28468 ай бұрын
    • I agree with both.

      @watershipup7101@watershipup71018 ай бұрын
    • Not really an objective fact since its an opinion that by definition is subjective. But I do agree with you

      @ethanharmer5151@ethanharmer51518 ай бұрын
    • ​@@ethanharmer5151I subjectively believe that it's a objective fact.

      @perceivedvelocity9914@perceivedvelocity99148 ай бұрын
    • @@perceivedvelocity9914that not what “Objective” means

      @metroidotherm6170@metroidotherm61708 ай бұрын
    • Nah. Crystal Skull was great

      @strikerbowls791@strikerbowls7918 ай бұрын
  • "Everyone hated Crystal Skull's happy ending"? I thought everyone just hated Mutt trying to take up the mantle. I never heard anyone get upset about the wedding before.

    @CaptHayfever@CaptHayfever8 ай бұрын
    • I thought everyone just hated Crystall Skull.

      @88porpoise@88porpoise8 ай бұрын
    • I thought it was sarcasm.

      @pixxelwizzard@pixxelwizzard8 ай бұрын
    • @@pixxelwizzardthat’s what I figured.

      @abehambino@abehambino8 ай бұрын
    • @@88porpoise: In general, yes, but most bad movies still have good _parts_ to them.

      @CaptHayfever@CaptHayfever8 ай бұрын
    • This was better than Crystal skull I think

      @mearndt1@mearndt18 ай бұрын
  • 2:24 I'm in Honest Trailers :D! ''The Wolfenstein boss you have to take out to get the blue keycard'' lol. One of my lifegoals became true, many thanks Screen Junky

    @TheDutchGiant@TheDutchGiant8 ай бұрын
  • Indy rode off into the sunset with his dad and two best friends, Marcus and Sala. The Holy Grail is still safe, guys! There were no other Indy movies after that. I've been a devout admirer of Indiana Jones since elementary school. He is a timeless hero who is worthy of a hero's end, not "elder abuse." Once gain, Honest Trailers does a better job at the movies than the movies themselves.

    @SithCelia@SithCelia8 ай бұрын
    • Exactly ! The Last Crusade was named LAST for a reason !!! The other movies don't count, they never happened...

      @elanor2006@elanor20067 ай бұрын
    • Lemme guess, you never watched the TV show and don't like Crystal skull bc that's what you think the internet thinks.. If the creators of the Indy movies want to make more, who are we to say that's wrong?!

      @histguy101@histguy1014 ай бұрын
  • This movie should have been about Indy teaming up with Sallah and Short Round for one final adventure. It's amazing nobody came up with such a simple yet effective premise.

    @bangslamwham88@bangslamwham888 ай бұрын
    • If production on this had started like a year later I imagine the studio would have insisted on Short Round being in it, but Quan’s comeback happened too late.

      @ColonelGreen@ColonelGreen8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@ColonelGreending dong instead we got a messy script with plot holes and leap of lack of logic

      @jarrodedson5441@jarrodedson54418 ай бұрын
    • Hopefully all the garbage Hollywood writers get replaced from this whole strike thing. Not even sure how they have any leeway outside of politics, cuz writing is a job millions of ppl can and would jump in to do for min wage, or free with ai.

      @carsonhunt4642@carsonhunt46428 ай бұрын
    • @@terencem8795the characters are Asian

      @blastmedia3218@blastmedia32188 ай бұрын
    • And not kill off Mutt (unless they try to retcon that in a few years or so, maybe)

      @bradwhite5884@bradwhite58848 ай бұрын
  • "His students no longer want to sleep with him" hahahahahahaha OUCH

    @jadenthomas1169@jadenthomas11698 ай бұрын
    • Furthermore, they are BORED with him at this point. 😴

      @jakebate1533@jakebate15338 ай бұрын
  • "He's the only German alive with bad time management skills" had me rolling 😂😂

    @Attilakiralyart@Attilakiralyart5 ай бұрын
  • "He belongs in a museum!" killed me! 😂

    @JRiley187@JRiley1878 ай бұрын
    • One day you will too.

      @Lex-Rex@Lex-Rex8 ай бұрын
  • This movie is really good at making you nostalgic for older, better movies : the 80's Indy of course, but also the better time-travel ones (back to the future, T1&2) and even the better peplums/historical epics (Gladiator which is now 20+ years old)

    @armelior4610@armelior46108 ай бұрын
    • Gladiator ALMOST joined the time travel films. Gladiator 2 was originally going to be Crowe traveling through time fighting in wars throughout history. No joke. Not sure what the script their filming is about, but they nixed the time travel.

      @derkeheath5172@derkeheath51728 ай бұрын
    • so what you are saying> this movie is a great trailer for everything else xDDD

      @Starrider.@Starrider.8 ай бұрын
    • @@derkeheath5172woah, what? Time travel for Gladiator’s sequel and it would involves our dude travelling history to fight in wars? That actually wouldn’t make for a good sequel there

      @arjusarauis9901@arjusarauis99018 ай бұрын
    • very true, haha... it's bad on many movie levels

      @wesnike2@wesnike28 ай бұрын
    • @@derkeheath5172 South Park made the 'Russel Crowe Fighting 'Round the World' show, so close...

      @mikitz@mikitz7 ай бұрын
  • Despite Crystal Skull’s reception, it gave Indy a proper ending. It actually gave him a fitting end to his whole journey. But I guess Disney and modern Lucasfilm didn’t want our hero to have a beautiful future so that’s why this movie exists. 😤

    @JcgLounge@JcgLounge8 ай бұрын
    • Indy got a happy ending in Indy 5 too

      @Dave_C30@Dave_C308 ай бұрын
    • The unproduced Crystal Skull script actually gave Indy AND Marion an actual good ending. The finished movie did not.

      @Spectrue@Spectrue8 ай бұрын
    • From what I understand, it was Ford who really wanted this one to happen.

      @jasonblalock4429@jasonblalock44298 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Dave_C30only the 1944 prologue was good

      @dboygamer8184@dboygamer81848 ай бұрын
    • ​@@Dave_C30except for the dead kid and all.. Yeah.. Happy-ish..

      @mcgilj1@mcgilj18 ай бұрын
  • 'He's more obsessed with WWII than your dad.' I thought I would need an ambulance.

    @davidcoleman757@davidcoleman7576 ай бұрын
  • The alternate title at the end really got me. Well done, Honest Trailers.

    @davidripplinger8904@davidripplinger89048 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, that was gold.

      @Pyrian@Pyrian8 ай бұрын
  • Ok, "He belongs in a museum" absolutely sent me.

    @AdamGoodtime247@AdamGoodtime2478 ай бұрын
    • Ouch 😣

      @danavixen6274@danavixen62748 ай бұрын
  • "Wrinkled In Time" That's cold AF! I love it.

    @2Hats74@2Hats748 ай бұрын
  • The fact that this was uploaded on a Tuesday makes Epic's Voice last statement even cooler

    @apexphoenix2097@apexphoenix20978 ай бұрын
  • Had a lot of laughs with this one (that Wolfenstein pun was epic), but what the heck, I enjoyed a lot this last ride with Indy, got nuts with the back in time thing in the last part of the movie and cheered and applauded at the end with the last shot of the hat :)

    @user-zs7eg5uw8x@user-zs7eg5uw8x8 ай бұрын
  • 2:31 I love how "Mads Mikkelsen's third magic Nazi," is sentence that now exists. 😆🔮

    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose8 ай бұрын
    • Technically 4th magic Nazi if you also count pretending to be one in Rogue One.

      @aygoaccount5251@aygoaccount52518 ай бұрын
    • Bad0

      @joshuabrody@joshuabrody8 ай бұрын
  • 0:08-From the studio that turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone. Classic.

    @samflood5631@samflood56318 ай бұрын
    • Pure accuracy.

      @jeuryrabassa4724@jeuryrabassa47248 ай бұрын
  • The literal Straw Hat Pirate reference made me so happy!

    @jessicathompson8365@jessicathompson83658 ай бұрын
  • If asked under torture how many Indiana Jones movies there are, my answer will always be: "There are THREE movies."

    @TomFynn@TomFynn7 ай бұрын
  • In memory of Steve Harwell, please say "Only shooting stars break the mold."

    @OctacleEdits@OctacleEdits8 ай бұрын
    • 😔🙏🏾❤️🕊️

      @danavixen6274@danavixen62748 ай бұрын
    • 💐

      @princessmarlena1359@princessmarlena13598 ай бұрын
    • Agreed

      @FlyingHeadbutt100@FlyingHeadbutt1008 ай бұрын
  • 1) I never understood why people complain about Indy doing nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark. One of the bad guys flat out declares "We are merely passing though history, this IS history" 2) My favorite grizzled old man not believing in magic was from Batman Beyond. Terry, new Batman, is shocked that Bruce doesn't believe in ghosts and Bruce is like "No, I totally believe in ghosts, but this is just way too high school."

    @wonderwhyiwonder3458@wonderwhyiwonder34588 ай бұрын
    • 1)Pretty sure it's just an observation and not a complaint. Classic Fridge Logic. And sometimes a counter to people who consider him a hero in that movie. The response of "but he didn't do anything, how is he a hero?" is meant to make one think.

      @yondie491@yondie4918 ай бұрын
    • Well, it does diminish the impact of the story if the main character has no impact on the story.

      @Edax_Royeaux@Edax_Royeaux8 ай бұрын
    • Every time I see someone else fondly remember _Batman Beyond_ it unfortunately reminds me of the low but constant dread that the DCEU will attempt to do something (stupid) with it.

      @MusicoftheDamned@MusicoftheDamned8 ай бұрын
    • Finally, someone who also mentions that Batman Beyond did the legacy formula better, despite being a cartoon series from 24 years ago. Still waiting for it and the rest of the DCAU to get the HT treatment, however.

      @michaelandreipalon359@michaelandreipalon3598 ай бұрын
    • @@MusicoftheDamned Get the team behind the Spiderverse films, I think they'd rock it

      @wonderwhyiwonder3458@wonderwhyiwonder34588 ай бұрын
  • The "He belongs in a museum" bit was certanly priceless and briliant. Had me dying. Such a nice call back to the original films, namely The Last Crusade.😀🤣🤣

    @nickhydier1201@nickhydier12016 ай бұрын
  • I love how Ford just looks be done with everything. Specifically this & star wars. Let the old man rest

    @brezzendorf@brezzendorf8 ай бұрын
  • I will say, this movie does a great job indulging the fantasy of being able to *fix* a sad old person.

    @edslushie570@edslushie5708 ай бұрын
    • Ouch. This is brutally real

      @PlagueDoctor-rv9pd@PlagueDoctor-rv9pd8 ай бұрын
    • Or beat them until they do what you want.

      @ajh22895@ajh228958 ай бұрын
    • @@ajh22895 I mean that is what the old keep saying they should do to the young...

      @31animafan@31animafan8 ай бұрын
    • this made me laugh and feel sad at the same time bravo lol

      @Eternaldarkness3166@Eternaldarkness31668 ай бұрын
    • Who the hell has such fantasy? Why is it being old automatically means being ''sad'', when there are plenty happy older people and miserable young ones?

      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849@yevgeniyaleshchenko8497 ай бұрын
  • I really think the movie should have ended with him staying in the past. When they started to set it up I thought it was a fitting way to end his story. Indie dedicated his life to protecting history, but in the modern world all he got in return was forgotten, but here he had a chance to live amongst the history he loved so much. But in the end they played it safe and said he made it home safe. I feel like this describes most of the movie, they had they potential for something great, but ended up making something that was only good enough.

    @jasongonsalves2704@jasongonsalves27048 ай бұрын
    • The movie should have ended after a completely different movie.

      @protorhinocerator142@protorhinocerator1428 ай бұрын
    • "And Indiana Jones lived happily ever after. The end!" (TEN YEARS LATER....) *DISNEY:* **greenlights yet another Indiana Jones sequel with Harrison Ford**

      @jimb.7523@jimb.75238 ай бұрын
    • Indy staying with his loved ones is a much better choice

      @olivaresolivar4679@olivaresolivar46798 ай бұрын
    • Indy living in the past would’ve been a depressing way to go out. He would never reunite with his friends and family again, so no. It was great that he got back to where he needed to be.

      @FG_Man@FG_Man8 ай бұрын
    • The movie should have ended after the first 15 minutes.

      @depalma13@depalma138 ай бұрын
  • So glad my man Indy finally got to play Age of Empires in the end, at least for a couple of minutes.

    @matayolandas@matayolandas8 ай бұрын
  • Logan (the movie) is not like this one: it actually is based on a real comic storyline, and it never allowed Wolverine to be humiliated or embarrassed or owned in his own movie. On the contrary, it gave him the sendoff he actually deserved and everyone can remember fondly.

    @el_killorcure@el_killorcure8 ай бұрын
    • Honey have you never seen an Indiana Jones movie before? He's constantly failing forward and being "embarrassed" by the bad-guys being a step or two ahead of him until the end.

      @anothervagabond@anothervagabond7 ай бұрын
  • High time we get an honest trailer for Training Day.

    @CX462@CX4628 ай бұрын
  • "The Forty Year Old Version" Perfection.

    @NeverarGreat@NeverarGreat8 ай бұрын
  • Gotta admit: Harrison Ford looks incredible (shirtless scene) for an 80 year old not juiced up on HGH or something. He's always been in incredible shape, and you can tell that is really him. Pretty sure Putin would love to look like that in his shirtless pics riding dinosaurs/sharks, etc...

    @el_killorcure@el_killorcure8 ай бұрын
  • 1:12 "So do you!"

    @krisv8407@krisv84078 ай бұрын
  • “He belongs in a museum!” 😂

    @elenapd05@elenapd058 ай бұрын
  • Do an Honest Trailer of that movie that you were already planning on doing an Honest Trailer for!

    @The_Hagseed@The_Hagseed8 ай бұрын
    • I am already looking forward it!!

      @moyza_@moyza_8 ай бұрын
    • You're talking of course about Trial of the Incredible Hulk

      @JaQuicker@JaQuicker8 ай бұрын
  • That joke about maybe you’ll win an Oscar and Harrison Ford will be…oh never mind…that hit hard 💀😭

    @scottloessel6493@scottloessel64938 ай бұрын
  • “From the studio who turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone…” 😂

    @davisphillips993@davisphillips9938 ай бұрын
  • She’s so set up to be the next Indy they’ve put a map of Indiana on her forehead 😂😂😂 bravo

    @markholmes3692@markholmes36928 ай бұрын
    • bad form to make fun of a natural birthmark

      @dj2neo@dj2neo8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@dj2neowah. Please find more things to whine about.

      @carlrice1774@carlrice17748 ай бұрын
    • Not sure that will work out though.

      @manuelalbertoromero9528@manuelalbertoromero95288 ай бұрын
  • To be fair, I didn't know anything about the siege of Syracuse before. So it was eductional.

    @paultapner2769@paultapner27698 ай бұрын
    • You've never heard of where ARCO got the idea for the solar generator tower w/ all the mirrors around it out in the Mojave before? Seriously? Geez, what're they teaching in school these days?..

      @nunyabidniz2868@nunyabidniz28688 ай бұрын
  • If they could get Ford to do some warmups his voice probably wouldn't need de-aging

    @KaiCrafted@KaiCrafted8 ай бұрын
  • I mean, I loved crystal skull. It reminded me of a good time in my life. When my father was still alive and we were able to see it together. I miss that era of my life so much. Crystal skull will always have a place in my heart.

    @wtbwrites1806@wtbwrites18068 ай бұрын
    • Same, I used to watch Indy with my mom over and over, she was so happy when Indy 4 came out, one of the last movies I saw in theaters with her ❤

      @seragx99@seragx998 ай бұрын
    • @@seragx99 I felt this comment. I'm so sorry you're without her. The world is a sadder place now

      @wtbwrites1806@wtbwrites18068 ай бұрын
  • Please do both Percy Jackson movies for the new Disney+ series in December!!!

    @patrickspencer6550@patrickspencer65508 ай бұрын
  • Hey now, Boyd Holbrook makes up for everything by being one of THE best characters on The Sandman.

    @blueeyesredlipstick4228@blueeyesredlipstick42288 ай бұрын
    • I put him in the boat of often being underutilized instead of outright forgettable. I personally quite remembered and liked him in "Logan" and really liked his word in "Vengeance" from last year too.

      @motherplayer@motherplayer8 ай бұрын
    • Please say he was chasing a guy with a hat on the Sandman, its his main thing

      @dancingmonkey08@dancingmonkey088 ай бұрын
    • @@dancingmonkey08 He was chasing a guy with a very fancy helmet, does that count?

      @blueeyesredlipstick4228@blueeyesredlipstick42288 ай бұрын
    • He's also amazing in Nacho's

      @filmreviewer117@filmreviewer1178 ай бұрын
    • He's always a solid villain. Was great in the recent Justified sequel, reboot, thingy.

      @TurinAlexander@TurinAlexander8 ай бұрын
  • "From the shallow end of the Deep State"--excellent line! See, studios, you need writers to get content!

    @RabbiJoeInJerusalem@RabbiJoeInJerusalem8 ай бұрын
  • Probably one of the best!

    @ortizma13@ortizma138 ай бұрын
  • Please do Oppenheimer next week. It deserves it!

    @WadeWarner711@WadeWarner7118 ай бұрын
    • @WadeWarner-ui5mp It looks like it will be Oppenheimer next.

      @josh72456@josh724568 ай бұрын
    • I want a double feature with Barbie!

      @benabramowitz18@benabramowitz188 ай бұрын
    • They need the footage first.

      @NeoConnor1@NeoConnor18 ай бұрын
    • *Barbenheimer

      @jimb.7523@jimb.75238 ай бұрын
    • It hasn't come out on digital or Blu ray yet. I think it's on October.

      @realidadficcion9378@realidadficcion93788 ай бұрын
  • I hope there's a commentary! My Tuesday last week wasn't complete without it. 😟

    @daijishinomori9161@daijishinomori91618 ай бұрын
  • I REALLY want to see a final Batman film with Michael Keaton, but I strongly suspect it would include a scene of Vicki Vale's British niece telling Bruce he's a fascist (even though BLUE BEETLE already beat them to it).

    @SeasideDetective2@SeasideDetective28 ай бұрын
  • That last quote was M.BISON from the "STREET FIGHTER" movie. Thank you, Raoul Julia!

    @Boncomics@Boncomics8 ай бұрын
  • Do a trailer for the first Ninja Turtles movie! Either that or Mutant Mayhem.

    @OctacleEdits@OctacleEdits8 ай бұрын
  • What a great birthday treat!! Nice timing

    @mreeping@mreeping8 ай бұрын
    • Happy Birthday! 🎂

      @lls3676@lls36768 ай бұрын
    • @@lls3676 thanks!

      @mreeping@mreeping8 ай бұрын
    • happy bd!

      @Kokorocodon@Kokorocodon8 ай бұрын
  • What happened to archimedes with the dial of destiny is called Bootstrap Paradox. Dark does this a lot

    @lichtbringerphosphoros8078@lichtbringerphosphoros80788 ай бұрын
  • 0:29 The (sadly) official lyrics to the Indiana Jones theme song🤣.

    @patrickblanchette4337@patrickblanchette43378 ай бұрын
  • Indiana Jones is a treasured franchise with a strong-willed lead, grounded stakes, and jaw-dropping special effects that generations will adore. So, another unnecessary installment shouldn't change that.

    @BatAmerica@BatAmerica8 ай бұрын
    • Yeah, and those stakes form a nice even tripod, the extra legs should be cut off.😂

      @DeAthWaGer@DeAthWaGer8 ай бұрын
    • @@DeAthWaGer Or we can accept that good franchises can have bad endings.

      @raid4deforce259@raid4deforce2598 ай бұрын
    • “Grounded stakes” and it’s just hearts being ripped out of bodies and ghosts melting faces, yeah stfu 😂😂

      @Dave_C30@Dave_C308 ай бұрын
  • 3:38 Ok if Harrison is still that solid at 80... which is insane... he might just make it another 30 years.

    @AbbreviatedReviews@AbbreviatedReviews8 ай бұрын
    • Honestly wondering if that was CGI...

      @nahor88@nahor888 ай бұрын
    • @@TheCoolCucumber he was literally doing lots of miles of bike before or after the filming of the movie lmao he's in better shape than me and im 25

      @Ds9Defiant1701B@Ds9Defiant1701B7 ай бұрын
  • The Wolfenstein reference brought back some memories. Loved that game

    @newton2105@newton21058 ай бұрын
  • This franchise belongs in a museum!

    @wilberwhateley7569@wilberwhateley75698 ай бұрын
  • Now we wait for the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles.

    @pkmntrainermark8881@pkmntrainermark88818 ай бұрын
  • 4:21 2023: Well, our new movie heroes are an Italian plumber, a plastic doll and a guy who invented the atomic bomb.

    @klimmr@klimmr8 ай бұрын
  • "Staaaawp he's in his 80's!" 😂

    @lordpneumael@lordpneumael8 ай бұрын
  • Casual mention of Straw Hat pirate? Thanks for announcing next week's episode 💪

    @scottthong9274@scottthong92748 ай бұрын
  • Did anyone else notice that the movie kept getting the timing for the theme song swell wrong? It has always been used to punctuate the moment of excitement when Indy does something spectacular, or escapes from a situation in a highly improbable way, but this movie kept throwing it in at seemingly random times. It's almost like they knew the music made the audience feel something, but didn't understand that it was supposed to work in combination with the action, not independent of it.

    @ilshaguides@ilshaguides8 ай бұрын
    • The end credits ought to be a crime against humanity...

      @maximusprime3459@maximusprime34598 ай бұрын
    • That's something people have noted about the use (or abuse) of legacy John Williams music in Star Wars lately--it's not used to support the action on-screen, it's used to give you nostalgia.

      @turtek12@turtek128 ай бұрын
    • Interesting observation. Is that John Williams’ choice though? Or is it disney that is forcing the familiar theme to be tacked onto those scenes ?

      @PhantoMace2012@PhantoMace20128 ай бұрын
    • Agreed, although John Williams is in his 90s at this point, so it's not that surprising. He's quite a bit removed from that incredible run of Star Wars-Superman-Empire-Raiders over just four years. I'm guessing they brought him back for a last hurrah in the same way they did Ford, but honestly they should have gone with somebody more current (read: younger), and just interweaving the Raiders fanfare in key moments.

      @lonelocustoftheapocalypse3700@lonelocustoftheapocalypse37008 ай бұрын
    • wdym? It plays when he escapes onto the train, when sallah gives him his hat and whip, when he saves the day with the tuk tuks etc

      @theblackandwhitedagger9064@theblackandwhitedagger90648 ай бұрын
  • Can we get an Honest Trailer for Meg 2: The Trench?

    @benabramowitz18@benabramowitz188 ай бұрын
    • By all means

      @seanpatrickcain2@seanpatrickcain28 ай бұрын
  • The way I see it -Young Indiana Jones adventures -The '80s Trilogy -Old Indiana Jones adventures (KotCS and DoD) three different blocks

    @jjrj8568@jjrj85688 ай бұрын
  • Lmao I needed that. Thank you. "You believe in magic!" 😂

    @AnthonyRodriguez-uw7yi@AnthonyRodriguez-uw7yi8 ай бұрын
  • 5:02 Ok yeah, that man is dead.

    @Rhomega@Rhomega8 ай бұрын
  • 4:35 Are we sure that’s not Monkey D. Luffy?!

    @benabramowitz18@benabramowitz188 ай бұрын
    • Nah, people watched the show he was in.

      @Dynaman21@Dynaman218 ай бұрын
  • Oh, Screen Junkies. You missed your opportunity at 5:12 to call this stinker "Plaque to the Future."

    @cainster@cainster8 ай бұрын
  • I watched the movie. The thing I am most impressed with is the parade scene. I don't know how they do it! So stunning and brings back a lot of memories.

    @PCBmanufacturer1@PCBmanufacturer18 ай бұрын
    • Interesting, for me all the New York stuff around the parade and the Morocco part were atrocious. It only started to get a proper Indiana Jones film after they left Morocco for Greece.

      @Tokru86@Tokru868 ай бұрын
  • If they wanted to actually continue Indie with a different character, they should have brought the actor for Short Round back, he's been a stunt coordinator in Hollywood for a while... and have HIM be the snarky type he was in the old film. He's even got face/name recognition atm due to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.

    @zephodb@zephodb8 ай бұрын
    • Right?!

      @CrazyKungfuGirl@CrazyKungfuGirl8 ай бұрын
    • He was probably busy filming American Born Chinese and Loki season 2.

      @marcb8964@marcb89648 ай бұрын
    • Been saying that forever. Glad to see the good sense in this discussion!

      @thomasd4738@thomasd47388 ай бұрын
  • Say what you will, but I thought that the first 15 minutes of this movie was incredible. The scenes of him walking through the Nazi train were great, culminating in him showing that his uniform has bullet hole in the front and back. I cracked up so hard at that part.

    @bird3713@bird37138 ай бұрын
    • right but then the rest of the movie fails so hard u forget about it and we are still left unhappy overall

      @TheFroneyZone@TheFroneyZone8 ай бұрын
    • True. I despise this movie, but the WW2 scene was great, pure fun action / adventure. Made me wish Lucasfilm just recast Indy with a younger actor and made an Indy adventure in the WW2 era. In KotCS they hinted that Indy had a ton of adventure n WW2, so they could have made bunch of movies in that time period.

      @sapr76@sapr768 ай бұрын
  • I loved Indy 5, but I also definitely LOLed at this.

    @vampricramen@vampricramen8 ай бұрын
  • This trailer slaps harder than your dad’s belt @3:41

    @mrjdavidt@mrjdavidt8 ай бұрын
  • This is one of your all time best! You guys still got it! Fandom Games with Honest Game Trailers though… ugh…

    @j.a.weishaupt1748@j.a.weishaupt17488 ай бұрын
  • Something tells me this was supposed to be Mutt’s adventure, but Hollywood just needed to embarrass Harrison Ford one last time.

    @geardog24@geardog248 ай бұрын
  • "Forty year old version" was brilliant

    @jaggedtoothgrin@jaggedtoothgrin8 ай бұрын
  • "An agent from the shallow end of the deep state" pure class 😂

    @7rich79@7rich798 ай бұрын
  • I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Paramount are probably wishing that they didn't sell their rights to Disney, this movie (not to mention being the final Indy) is a good example, after all Paramount was the sole reason Indiana Jones was able to get off the ground back in 1981

    @ShadowOfANightmare-X23@ShadowOfANightmare-X238 ай бұрын
    • Paramount didn't sell the rights they just had distribution. Disney got the character rights with Lucus Film.

      @jurassicroom7673@jurassicroom76738 ай бұрын
    • @@jurassicroom7673 that's what I was talking about

      @ShadowOfANightmare-X23@ShadowOfANightmare-X238 ай бұрын
    • @@ShadowOfANightmare-X23 Paramount had no say in the deal. Disney bought Lucasfilm so the Indy IP for any future films/shows/games were always going to go with them. Paramount retains the rights to the four films it produced, but not the franchise going forward.

      @gregclark6445@gregclark64458 ай бұрын
    • WTF are you talking about? Lucas and Spielberg are the reason the franchise worked not Paramount

      @travisbickle4360@travisbickle43608 ай бұрын
    • what Disney havent taken over the world. I can out of my bunker soon then? let me know when it's safe.....

      @seabubble5896@seabubble58968 ай бұрын
  • I agree with you about Boyd Holbrook, he was just in the return of Justified and was the most forgettable part of the show, especially with how the season ended.

    @MatthewSmith-nc3vg@MatthewSmith-nc3vg8 ай бұрын
    • He was great in justified I thought but forgettable in this movie even though I did think this movie was good

      @mearndt1@mearndt18 ай бұрын
    • he was great in the sandman though

      @themindofceline@themindofceline8 ай бұрын
    • damn, i loved him in the sandman

      @ferallavendersoap@ferallavendersoap8 ай бұрын
  • Thank you for pointing out the "I don't believe in magic" line. If anyone has cause to 100% believe in magic it's Indiana frikkin' Jones.

    @travisjfranks@travisjfranks8 ай бұрын
    • Three of the examples were religion, not magic. Ark, Grail, Sankara Stones. So Indy should definitely believe in a God.

      @Norvik_-ug3ge@Norvik_-ug3ge7 ай бұрын
    • Quite how aliens are evidence of 'magic' I do not know.

      @Norvik_-ug3ge@Norvik_-ug3ge7 ай бұрын
  • The Tuesday thing at the end really sells this

    @whelp5142@whelp51428 ай бұрын
  • All I can ask for is that the studios learned something from this. That being said, moviegoers' standards are at an all time low, even this movie has its vociferous defenders

    @TheJerbol@TheJerbol8 ай бұрын
  • Please make an Honest Trailer for the 1990s 'Donkey Kong Country' cartoon series.

    @dougdooling5632@dougdooling56328 ай бұрын
  • God bless the man in that test screening that stood up and shouted "Doomcock was right! Fleabag DOES replace Indy!" which caused the producers to reshoot their moronic ending.

    @ConstantineFurman@ConstantineFurman8 ай бұрын
  • Need an honest trailer for Jawan!!!

    @LisaNuyen-sx2hj@LisaNuyen-sx2hj8 ай бұрын
  • ... I don't think the problem people had with Crystal Skull was the ending. That was probably the least objectionable part of the movie.

    @ravenshrike@ravenshrike8 ай бұрын
  • Hey team, I'm missing your honest trailer commentaries! Are you pausing them? Are they gone forever? I really like them! :)

    @IcarusTyler@IcarusTyler8 ай бұрын
  • 0:36-Yup, I hear you Indi!!!

    @ryankyle2467@ryankyle24678 ай бұрын
  • Map of Indiana on her forehead is where I actually died.

    @guypuglia3375@guypuglia33758 ай бұрын
  • I kept waiting to see what the black agent's story was only for them to kill her off a third of the way through the movie so...was there any point to her to begin with? 😮

    @metaloverlord7465@metaloverlord74658 ай бұрын
    • diversity

      @semajracubolk@semajracubolk8 ай бұрын
    • @@semajracubolkGotta keep things balanced for today’s audience, if you’re gonna kill nazis you have to kill at least one black person

      @thagrammarnazi@thagrammarnazi8 ай бұрын
    • ​@@semajracubolkHighly improbable diversity at that.

      @Norvik_-ug3ge@Norvik_-ug3ge7 ай бұрын
  • Finally!!! We're back to the scathing & hilarious reviews. You'd been on a nice streak (despite loads of horrible movies) for a couple years now.

    @tucobenedicto1780@tucobenedicto17808 ай бұрын
    • yeah, they totally spaced out on the hate that was well deserved for rings of power

      @samcochran8203@samcochran82037 ай бұрын
    • Scathing? More like mildly critical and careful not to offend the woke 'community' 🙄

      @Norvik_-ug3ge@Norvik_-ug3ge7 ай бұрын
    • Disney stopped pumping money it seems (they had partnership with Fandom)

      @nemou4985@nemou49857 ай бұрын
  • I don't know why the Shia LaBeouf joke at 0:50 made me laugh so goddamn loud LOL

    @Culleme@Culleme8 ай бұрын
  • That’s two people who miss Shia LaBeouf. The boy had it, and still does.

    @StoryLoreStudio@StoryLoreStudio8 ай бұрын
  • At this point, given how every other legacy franchise and nostalgic film has been drawn out, I’ll take a decent but unremarkable installment here since at least it didn’t make me feel angry. I know that says alot about the state of the industry, but I’ll take what I can get and be content that I enjoy all the Indy movies since this franchise is special to me.

    @Spiderman-wt8hb@Spiderman-wt8hb8 ай бұрын
    • Indy 5 was pretty good IMO

      @Dave_C30@Dave_C308 ай бұрын
    • I liked the ending when he grabs his hat. There are always more adventures ahead for Dr. Jones.

      @commenthismofo@commenthismofo8 ай бұрын
    • @@commenthismofo Please no. I actually really liked the movie, but let the man rest. We can continue the pulp action movies without having to drag a man quickly approaching his 90's through hell and back.

      @anothervagabond@anothervagabond7 ай бұрын
    • ​@@anothervagabondOh, I agree with you. I don't want them to make more movies with HF, but I liked how the ending left the audience with the feeling that Indy did not retire. Nice ending to a franchise.

      @commenthismofo@commenthismofo7 ай бұрын
  • Nice Bison quote at the end… 😆

    @caryjacobs8878@caryjacobs88788 ай бұрын
  • Fantastic puns this round!

    @SparkIeMotion@SparkIeMotion8 ай бұрын
  • Now remember, when both movies will be available for streaming, you must do a Barbenheimer double-feature Honest trailer.

    @eleven2614@eleven26148 ай бұрын
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