Erling Haaland is making me look $hit!

2022 ж. 12 Қаз.
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That Training Session Episode! Who knew that netball, table tennis, water polo and red ar$e would all play an integral part in a Premier League training session?! Peter Crouch details what motivates players, the sessions that footballers hate and how a manager like Rafael Benitez coached teams to play his tactics. Playing true to his selfish-striker mindset, Crouchy raises the issues he has with Erling Haaland and the impact the Norwegian is having on the Premier League and its historic football statistics....
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This episode... is Erling Haaland parched and how is the prolific Norwegian ruining things for ex-Premier League strikers like erm... Peter Crouch! A very surprise guest passes through briefly! We find out what 'prehab' is, how Rafael Benitez trained his players tactically, what happens if you play vs the youth team and they're decent? AND we hear about fun football training games like 'red ar$e' and what happened when Phil Bardsley played teq ball!
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  • That Training Session Episode! Welcome back everyone *GET YOUR CROUCHFEST TICKETS HERE: **gigst.rs/Crouchfest* *Send us your best training stories here: **thatpetercrouchpodcast.com*

    @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
    • They tried to make me go to Prehab I said No No No 😂😂😂

      @projectresonate5142@projectresonate5142 Жыл бұрын
  • Crazy the one episode with the blinds up and Freddy walks by! If the blinds were down we would have never got that interaction. Absolute gold!

    @TatSamChap@TatSamChap Жыл бұрын
  • One of the best Podcast on youtube, I could watch these three all day, Crouchy you are a gem. No other ex pro could do this, so entertaining

    @1Fuzzybee@1Fuzzybee Жыл бұрын
  • Red arse is 100% a staple game of any kid growing up in England, what a game 😂

    @nobby2783@nobby2783 Жыл бұрын
  • Cool to learn that physios respected Crouchy’s prehab routine given that he hadn’t had a ton of injuries. Really interesting.

    @peterspaulding5584@peterspaulding5584 Жыл бұрын
  • What an episode! They just keep coming back stronger!

    @lorinsmith9898@lorinsmith9898 Жыл бұрын
  • 4 hat- trick balls on display, and then Halland goes and does it in a week 😀 so funny and ridiculous at the same time

    @jirijanecek8126@jirijanecek8126 Жыл бұрын
  • Haaland might be able to score a hat trick every week, but can he make a great podcast every week?

    @carlhunter5581@carlhunter5581 Жыл бұрын
  • Red***e from the penalty spot, we did it from the 6 yard box….that was punishment 😂😂 great episode lads!

    @davec8617@davec8617 Жыл бұрын
  • Looking forward to watching this!

    @StatmanDave@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын
    • Btw, i enjoyed ur last video, good stuff, can you do a breackdown of the the city 433 but looking like a 235

      @aqgrekhopo@aqgrekhopo Жыл бұрын
    • There’s your mission Dave , are you willing to except !?

      @cheesybellend6842@cheesybellend6842 Жыл бұрын
    • But…you were in it?

      @tobyellis8987@tobyellis8987 Жыл бұрын
    • @Toby Ellis 😂

      @StatmanDave@StatmanDave Жыл бұрын
    • Yes Statman Dave love the show lads 😀💙⚽️🍻 As someone who suffers with depression these episodes really do cheer me up so thanks you. Pass on my best to Crouch what a guy & player!

      @SteelBonsai@SteelBonsai Жыл бұрын
  • i wonder where they searched to find that "Cows arse with a banjo" training picture? I couldn't.... Great pod again guys

    @dannyboomhead7739@dannyboomhead7739 Жыл бұрын
  • What Haaland does off the ball is what makes him so good, there's not many striker's with such a good football brain

    @Andy-we5og@Andy-we5og Жыл бұрын
  • Just watched your 48 goals for Liverpool Peter. Great goals

    @Tawadeb@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын
  • We used to play red arse start on the 18 yard line and if you hit the person u go closer so people used to trickle the ball until they got 4 yards out and then it was a volley

    @gannonmanu09@gannonmanu09 Жыл бұрын
  • Crouch never missed a training session even to go to a school reunion at drayton. I was a student there, we were gassed thinking crouchy was coming to the school then he "wasnt allowed" ok thenn thanks man cheers LOL

    @stevensalmon1318@stevensalmon1318 Жыл бұрын
  • This is brilliant. Excellent humour, gents. Love how self-deprecating Peter is. :)

    @rohinmalhotra@rohinmalhotra Жыл бұрын
  • AHH the old red arse pens. We called it roseys usually for the loser of heads and volleys, ball wall or a 2v2v2v2v2v2 tournament

    @frazzlepops12@frazzlepops1211 ай бұрын
  • Anyone got a link to the article

    @mcfcjack@mcfcjack Жыл бұрын
  • Loving these podcasts 🙌

    @calum5899@calum5899 Жыл бұрын
    • Nice one Calum

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • Nice one lads! 🤖💙

    @erlinghaaland6029@erlinghaaland6029 Жыл бұрын
  • The new scientific research topic on football and sport in general is that warm downs increase chance of injury. I’m sure many players will love to get rid of that. (Static stretches are also proven to increase ROI, Risk of Injury)

    @jaysmith2652@jaysmith2652 Жыл бұрын
  • Hiya Peter crouch I was wondering if u remember going to my dads wedding in west London I think it was in as he always go on about it it would be class if u remembered and I showed him that you remembered it ❤

    @liyex-fn4156@liyex-fn4156 Жыл бұрын
  • Anyone know where Chris' shirt is from? 👀

    @tomknight5149@tomknight5149 Жыл бұрын
  • Episode title should have mentioned Flintoff as a special guest for the clickbait

    @xrystiang8923@xrystiang8923 Жыл бұрын
  • One negative is they've not shared Alfie's lasagna recipe yet.

    @oledevo@oledevo Жыл бұрын
  • The difference is professionalism, coaching and sports science.

    @TheVanpablo79@TheVanpablo79 Жыл бұрын
  • Sorry what does parch mean in this context?

    @cheddar1554@cheddar1554 Жыл бұрын
  • Freddie ... Just stuck in traffic, came in for a pish, gonna buy a bag of nuts on the way out. That is Freddie, one of England's best ever Cricketers, summed up in one sentence. What a bloke.

    @twambamman@twambamman Жыл бұрын
  • Statman dave with those tumbleweed moments

    @jonnyshadbolt899@jonnyshadbolt899 Жыл бұрын
  • 23:41 one reason why youth shouldn't have their own pitch and area away from the first team at another site. Invaluable experience just to be pulled over from the pitch along to train with the first team

    @stevensalmon1318@stevensalmon1318 Жыл бұрын
  • What's Crouchie's mins per goal record for England? That must be one of the best

    @chrisburton4128@chrisburton4128 Жыл бұрын
  • This is starting to feel a bit strained.

    @roryobrien3884@roryobrien3884 Жыл бұрын
  • Freddie walking in lol.

    @andrewmartin2103@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын
  • Red arse is from the 6 yard box!!!!

    @adamginger32@adamginger32 Жыл бұрын
  • We used to call it raw arse doing headers&volleys

    @ZJS0113@ZJS0113 Жыл бұрын
  • You guys are smashing it. I don't comment often but I just want to show you my support :)

    @straightouttacornwall@straightouttacornwall Жыл бұрын
    • Nice one 👊

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • American here. Listen to crouchy on occasion. Wtf does parchy mean?

    @bigdmiles@bigdmiles Жыл бұрын
    • Thirsty?

      @Tawadeb@Tawadeb Жыл бұрын
  • need to get Tom Foreskin back- the chemistry and overall chat is just not the same. Critial but Chris Starke is kinda mundane and Statman Dave is lowkey just boring innit

    @danlim5863@danlim5863 Жыл бұрын
    • Naa love Tom but but statman Dave adds an interesting element in my opinion

      @joshcook6951@joshcook6951 Жыл бұрын
    • Totally agree. Statman Dave just doesn’t have the banter or the ability to lead to conversation like Tom

      @AyoGallieo@AyoGallieo Жыл бұрын
    • Using the word ‘low-key’ and ‘innit’ shows what a fucking lemon you are.

      @AManCalledDutch@AManCalledDutch Жыл бұрын
  • People will need to understand that Haaland not participating in City's build-up is NOT a problem. That Haaland touching 10 times the ball in a game is NOT a problem. Stop judging players on the number of times they touch the ball. Haaland couldn't care less. He said it, his dream would be the have 5 touches in a game and score 5 times. People need to stop judging performances by possession or touches. Those are stupid ways to judge a performance. Very stupid.

    @romanoonamor7690@romanoonamor7690 Жыл бұрын
    • That’s the problem with some of these stats ‘masters’.

      @MjolnirMarks@MjolnirMarks Жыл бұрын
  • My life ended when Bardo went through the table 💀

    @Benerdelyi@Benerdelyi Жыл бұрын
  • Nothing will ever beat crouchey's perfect hatrick against arsenal.

    @SHRWM@SHRWM Жыл бұрын
  • I’d still rather Crouchy at the back post 🤝

    @papihuge6702@papihuge6702 Жыл бұрын
  • Come on mate, its professional football. Just because Crouchy is talking, doesnt mean every single thing is a messaround. Im sure he took training seriously....most times.

    @j12dn@j12dn Жыл бұрын
  • As a Liverpool fan, it’s soooo interesting to hear Crouchy talk about Rapha. I can see that he wasn’t the manager for him, but it hurts knowing what Rapha did for Liverpool.

    @peterspaulding5584@peterspaulding5584 Жыл бұрын
  • freddy 😂😂😂😂😂

    @CameraNostalgiaClub@CameraNostalgiaClub Жыл бұрын
  • Peter Croouch absolute quailty and shit funny.....

    @TheSixthSense1972@TheSixthSense1972 Жыл бұрын
  • But now you have a more dynamic midfield and there's often just 1 striker with one more midfielder to help the defence.

    @taffelost6221@taffelost6221 Жыл бұрын
  • What the f%&k does 'parch' mean when used to describe someone?

    @garethgazz9332@garethgazz9332 Жыл бұрын
    • Parched - check out the Crouchfest episode there’s an explanation in there

      @thatpetercrouchpodcast@thatpetercrouchpodcast Жыл бұрын
  • In red arse we kick it from the goal kick line in France, if you miss from there you're shit

    @XxXMornoMXxX@XxXMornoMXxX Жыл бұрын
  • Ten out of ten gentlemen. Thank you

    @chris_hegg@chris_hegg Жыл бұрын
  • Are keepers worse now ??

    @andrewmartin2103@andrewmartin2103 Жыл бұрын
  • Freddie........😁😁😁

    @greggsmith6327@greggsmith6327 Жыл бұрын
  • I seen Glen Johnson in the local Spar buying vodka, a multi pack of chewing gum and he said he hates Crouch.

    @tq6892@tq6892 Жыл бұрын
    • What vodka was it?

      @nc2933@nc2933 Жыл бұрын
    • @@nc2933 Glen's.

      @tq6892@tq6892 Жыл бұрын
    • @@tq6892 it must be weak

      @nc2933@nc2933 Жыл бұрын
  • Bit like pre drinks lol

    @alpromotions@alpromotions Жыл бұрын
  • Crouch and his two square friends.

    @Dermo-Dermo@Dermo-Dermo Жыл бұрын
  • The guy on the left needs to go never takes anything serious when crouchy tryna talk football he just takes the micky

    @jacobtennant954@jacobtennant954 Жыл бұрын
    • To be fair the past episodes have seen some gold. If it were too serious you wouldnt get that. This isnt a mega serious football anorak podcast its comedy based

      @stevensalmon1318@stevensalmon1318 Жыл бұрын
  • What the fuck is "parched"?

    @dellerbeller@dellerbeller Жыл бұрын
    • I thought it meant to be thirsty. I guess in this case it's a negative slang meaning 'too perfect'? Anyone?

      @munchyman3@munchyman3 Жыл бұрын
    • It's a footballers term for teachers pet. Always cosying up to the manager, carrying the cones for him never getting in trouble that sort of thing

      @stevensalmon1318@stevensalmon1318 Жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for the replies. It seems an odd thing for a 40 year old to be using such a term.

      @dellerbeller@dellerbeller Жыл бұрын
    • @@dellerbeller It's from an earlier podcast series - you really need to listen to them all, including the ones on the BBC, to get all the in-jokes. This phrase refers specifically to Charlie Adam, who in the breaks in training sessions at Stoke used to go talk to all the coaches instead of getting a drink with the lads. Hence, behind his back, he was referred to as 'parched'. But they now use it to describe anyone who sucks up to the manager/coaches, etc/

      @jtaylor8606@jtaylor8606 Жыл бұрын
  • Funny man

    @pauljmcmillan@pauljmcmillan Жыл бұрын
  • nah haaland won't last or have the longevity of Ronaldo and Messi, City also will be a phase

    @jinz0@jinz0 Жыл бұрын
  • 36:16 you didn’t have to go n on Pete like that

    @Filzzy@Filzzy Жыл бұрын
  • Well done crouchy your theory is right modern defences are shite

    @Ticklebiscuit@Ticklebiscuit Жыл бұрын
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