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  • Anyone with a “no one was harmed” caption in their clip, was harmed AF

    @l26c64@l26c64 Жыл бұрын

    • True! especially the guy at 0:33.

      @burgerjointgame@burgerjointgame Жыл бұрын

    • I'm assuming that everyone in a clip that didn't have that warning, must have died.

      @trevordennis@trevordennis Жыл бұрын

    • Thinking the exact same thing!

      @InternetKev@InternetKev Жыл бұрын

    • "No one was harmed" is Failarmy shorthand for "Someone was absolutely harmed, but KZhead will demonetize us if they find out we're posting videos of people getting seriously injured".

      @jbwarner8626@jbwarner8626 Жыл бұрын

    • 😅😅

      @patmanpatmanson@patmanpatmanson Жыл бұрын

  • "Falls, snaps neck in half, loses arm in the process and gets shot" *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

    @c313zk6@c313zk6 Жыл бұрын

    • XD

      @donaldhersey3805@donaldhersey3805 Жыл бұрын

    • well, ye kno, if the caption says 'no one was harmed' they are dead💀😬😁🙋‍♂✌😎

      @sshza2143@sshza2143 Жыл бұрын

    • *Dies instantly, no harm felt*

      @Sc0rp83@Sc0rp83 Жыл бұрын

    • None of those peoples' names were "ONE". 🤣

      @Calamity_Jack@Calamity_Jack Жыл бұрын

    • @@Calamity_Jack Genius

      @higherup9862@higherup9862 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:35 "No one was harmed" my ass. Dude's ribcage caved in.

    @Kragatar@Kragatar Жыл бұрын

    • fr

      @ryancarmack6706@ryancarmack6706 Жыл бұрын

    • 0:40

      @futured.futuredify@futured.futuredify3 ай бұрын

  • someone: *literally gets sliced in half* failarmy: “no one was harmed”

    @snowflake09161@snowflake09161 Жыл бұрын

    • failarmy "nobody was hurt by this murder" "nobody was hurt in this fatal crash"

      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Жыл бұрын

    • @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ Do the bit where it says i can own you? BTW I NOW OWN YOU!

      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307@danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 Жыл бұрын

    • @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ He is coming soon! I am ready!

      @ryanbrumbaugh5724@ryanbrumbaugh5724 Жыл бұрын

  • At this point I'm just taking the "no one was harmed" as pure sarcasm.

    @Stukenny46@Stukenny46 Жыл бұрын

    • That is so true

      @itsmrmeow3400@itsmrmeow3400 Жыл бұрын

    • They overdo it and it's cringe

      @kevv95@kevv95 Жыл бұрын

  • "Why does this happen to me?" Probably stop putting plastic in the oven, and it will stop happening.

    @Machtyn@Machtyn Жыл бұрын

    • the whole world is conspiring against her LOL

      @drforjc@drforjc Жыл бұрын

    • "Because you can't think far ahead enough to what will happen if you keep doing the dumb stuff you do!"

      @rodneymartin6154@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын

    • Being dumb must be pretty rough

      @donaldp77785@donaldp77785 Жыл бұрын

    • All I could think is she's either drunk or stupid. I'm hoping for drunk.

      @geometric5103@geometric5103 Жыл бұрын

    • @@donaldp77785 says the guy who subscribes to video game channels.

      @headflat449@headflat449 Жыл бұрын

  • You gotta love how KZhead actually believes that “No one was harmed” in over half of the clips

    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Жыл бұрын

    • Dude could've had the Fat Man dropped on him and FailArmy would still put "No one was harmed".

      @Klabbity_Kloots@Klabbity_Kloots Жыл бұрын

  • Thank you Fail Army for blurring out the champagne bottle labels yet showing countless people receive life altering injuries. I was thinking about becoming an alcoholic but have since decided to throw myself down a flight of stairs.

    @closedcasketcustoms@closedcasketcustoms Жыл бұрын

    • Best comment was definitely not a fail

      @Gardner0871public@Gardner0871public Жыл бұрын

    • As long as *no one was harmed*

      @johnbravo1034@johnbravo1034 Жыл бұрын

    • like the dude knocked under his chin by the steel weight bar, or the other dude practically cut in half by the steel weight bar.

      @sudilos1172@sudilos1172 Жыл бұрын

    • Take that up with KZhead. They will demonitize a video with alcohol in it. But you clicked on the video as if you expected anything else.

      @notthefather3919@notthefather3919 Жыл бұрын

    • I think it mostly had to do with the brand name, not the fact that it was alcohol…

      @LazyLizzy706@LazyLizzy706 Жыл бұрын

  • Guy : *Gets folded in half.* Fail army : "No one was harmed."

    @oryon6502@oryon6502 Жыл бұрын

    • Thank you, I was looking for this comment ^^

      @jostv.2726@jostv.2726 Жыл бұрын

    • The way his body locked up when it dropped on him tells me he'll be feeling that for a while. With all that weight, I'd be getting a medical visit to make sure nothings damaged.

      @erikwilliam1254@erikwilliam1254 Жыл бұрын

    • @@erikwilliam1254 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he has some broken ribs

      @oryon6502@oryon6502 Жыл бұрын

    • I'm thinking Liver, Spleen, Pancreas, and Kidneys. All have a tendency to pop like a grape under pressure.

      @philseiden4879@philseiden4879 Жыл бұрын

    • @@philseiden4879 stop being mean to me dumb ass

      @Ultraman_ZL@Ultraman_ZL Жыл бұрын

  • 0:52 seconds....Seriously. She put a glass/pyrex bowl on the stove top and was shocked that it shattered. Genius level stuff.

    @mattrva8184@mattrva8184 Жыл бұрын

    • She also called a red onion garlic so there's that

      @dawa8151@dawa8151 Жыл бұрын

    • Honestly, I thought the lady trying to make a pizza at 5:43 had it worse. I mean, she used a PLASTIC TRAY inside a HOT OVEN! Who does that?! 🤣🤣🤣

      @PhoenixPrime@PhoenixPrime Жыл бұрын

    • @@PhoenixPrime Americans, apparently.

      @Aakarsh1068@Aakarsh1068 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Aakarsh1068 no, just dumb people.

      @RealMTBAddict@RealMTBAddict Жыл бұрын

    • That's why it's not called "Smartest People Army". 🤪

      @mohmoony3918@mohmoony3918 Жыл бұрын

  • "No one was harmed" Catchy phrase that ought be on everyone's tombstone.

    @sleepyhollow783@sleepyhollow783 Жыл бұрын

    • I love your idea lol! HAHA

      @kosherjew4223@kosherjew4223 Жыл бұрын

  • The look on that girl's face after she's shown how the corkscrew works is gold!

    @stevie-ray2020@stevie-ray2020 Жыл бұрын

    • seems like the only thing harmed in this vid was her dignity

      @moRULEZ18981@moRULEZ18981 Жыл бұрын

  • 3:16 If you can't open a bottle of wine, you're not allowed to drink alcohol cause you don't have any brain cells to destroy.

    @Imiface@Imiface Жыл бұрын

    • I guess alcoholic products can’t mess with your mind if you don’t have one…

      @isaacharvey451@isaacharvey451 Жыл бұрын

    • Dark haired blonde.

      @andersandersen6295@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын

    • She probably doesn’t drink. That’s why she doesn’t know how to open it

      @whelmanlandry@whelmanlandry Жыл бұрын

    • It was quite clear to her that that had not been her most intelligent five minutes. Liked the expression on her face.

      @achim8239@achim8239 Жыл бұрын

    • How could you tell it was alcohol, they blurred it?

      @MrYfrank14@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын

  • I would feel bad for the guy that dropped the bar on his chest but *no one was harmed* apparently 💀

    @allredcars@allredcars Жыл бұрын

    • With how his organs behaved?

      @AllCentaur@AllCentaur Жыл бұрын

    • The bar wasn’t harmed

      @bbsaid218@bbsaid218 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, that looked brutal - almost fatal. So weird as there were so many guys spotting him and still it dropped so violently. Ouch! Wonder why he didn't just use a power cage and set the safety bars to protect himself. So stupid. I mean, the guy at 1:56 had a cage, but still managed to screw up, but still better than nothing.

      @burgerjointgame@burgerjointgame Жыл бұрын

    • @@burgerjointgame Calling stupid to someone and not knowing the rules of the competition, that's stupid

      @joselumartin1279@joselumartin1279 Жыл бұрын

    • Shhhhhhh u are unaware of the ways of the jedi

      @triggerfoottrucking590@triggerfoottrucking590 Жыл бұрын

  • At the 1:22 mark, I love that the dog doesn't even flinch 🤣, how many times has that happened in that kitchen for him to be as nonchalant about it as he was, he's like "oh yeah that?, you're good, that happens atleast once a week" 🤣🤣🤣

    @elliesaint1984@elliesaint1984 Жыл бұрын

  • How could anyone who puts a plastic tray in an oven to bake a pizza say, "Why does this happen to me?"

    @John_Fugazzi@John_Fugazzi Жыл бұрын

    • If you don't cook often, or didn't have anyone to teach you how to cook, it's kinda understandable. Then again, these days, you have the internet, so you can learn almost anything by just searching for it. I guess common sense isn't all that common, sometimes.

      @laura121684@laura121684 Жыл бұрын

    • She probably just did something stupid for attention. And here we are watching it.

      @Earthneedsado-over177@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын

    • @@Earthneedsado-over177 You don't think that anyone could possibly do this genuinely?

      @laura121684@laura121684 Жыл бұрын

  • 5:44 "Why does this happen to me" Puts plastic in the oven...

    @user-tc8ru5qr8r@user-tc8ru5qr8r Жыл бұрын

    • Yep. People really are THIS STUPID.

      @flipflopping@flipflopping Жыл бұрын

  • "*no one was harmed*" thanks for taking the fun out of it FailArmy

    @JoeNathan42420@JoeNathan42420 Жыл бұрын

    • He puts it because his videos would get demotized

      @hugocalcoen5798@hugocalcoen5798 Жыл бұрын

    • @@hugocalcoen5798 yeah nah I understand. But it's the content that gets demonized a disclaimer won't change anything

      @JoeNathan42420@JoeNathan42420 Жыл бұрын

    • Don't worry, all the videos that *didn't* include that disclaimer actually featured multiple deaths, so there's the fun!

      @Twannnng@Twannnng Жыл бұрын

    • OK folks, the word is DEMONETIZED.

      @Ifyernotawakeyet@Ifyernotawakeyet Жыл бұрын

    • More like No one was wasted.

      @TheReligiousCrap@TheReligiousCrap Жыл бұрын

  • "Why does this happen to me?" Maybe because you tried to make pizza on a plastic tray... in the oven... yeah, that's it.

    @DaveC2729@DaveC2729 Жыл бұрын

  • 4:02 was my favorite. the way the lady just sits down and lays back as it rolls is so funny. She had definitely lifted that before but did something wrong when transferring it up and just accepted it

    @caseykleinhans4137@caseykleinhans4137 Жыл бұрын

    • You know that means *FISH*

      @ThatLostProtogenSam@ThatLostProtogenSam Жыл бұрын

  • Christ, that Parachute one is the scariest fail I've ever seen.

    @ladenses8245@ladenses8245 Жыл бұрын

    • Yea I wonder if they were ok, it looked like a relatively soft landing but idk and do any parachuting people know if the guy screaming to throw her reserve right away was correct? Or should she have waited for an opportune moment when it wouldn’t get tangled like it looks like it did after the brief cut/edit right when she tossed it

      @Anfimus@Anfimus Жыл бұрын

    • @@Anfimus video literally says ''no one was harmed'' 🤔

      @myselfallways@myselfallways Жыл бұрын

    • I've seen worse.

      @CanadianArchaeologist@CanadianArchaeologist Жыл бұрын

    • Peoples' chutes get twisted and they fall to the ground "No one was harmed" Next we'll see some guy diving face-first into a wood chipper, watch him get shredded alive and sprayed all over a wall in bloody gloppy chunks, then at the bottom of the screen "No one was harmed"

      @adamb89@adamb89 Жыл бұрын

    • @@myselfallways they put that over stuff where people very obviously got harmed.

      @nyotamwuaji6484@nyotamwuaji6484 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm still trying to wrap my head around why she was cooking with a glass bowl.

    @phyroe6913@phyroe6913 Жыл бұрын

    • My wife did that once. It was that Pyrex stuff so she thought it would be OK ... it was not.

      @hakrj12@hakrj12 Жыл бұрын

    • It was an oven safe baking dish. So people think if it can go in oven or microwave why can't it go on the stove.

      @ericwilliams1659@ericwilliams1659 Жыл бұрын

    • There are glass pots made for stove top cooking, but not all oven safe bowls are safe for stove top cooking. Similar to there are hot water glass and normal glass.

      @AaronShenghao@AaronShenghao Жыл бұрын

    • She told you why in the damn clip, She was trying to show off her "cute" garlic cubes🤔

      @andersandersen6295@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын

    • Next will be Plastic Fry Pans.... Just wait. You will see...

      @ravenlorans@ravenlorans Жыл бұрын

  • 0:40 As a medical doctor, I would say that it probably caused a lot of internal damage such as broken ribs, torn muscles, ligaments, tendons, crushed organs, and internal hemorrhaging.

    @GirlSmotheredToDeath@GirlSmotheredToDeath Жыл бұрын

  • I feel like "No one was harmed" has become a meme in and of itself and now I can't help but say it out loud at the end of every clip and laugh like an idiot. lol

    @MarquisDeSacks@MarquisDeSacks Жыл бұрын

  • 5:55 And THAT, kids, is how WE played 'Snake' before Nokia, back in the days 😉

    @fusseltyger@fusseltyger Жыл бұрын

  • No words for the Pizza Lady 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    @raybobjonson9302@raybobjonson9302 Жыл бұрын

    • Well she sounded fat, but how anyone is so hungry, that tries to cook anything on a plastic tray

      @felixchaus@felixchaus Жыл бұрын

    • A plastic tray in the oven 😂

      @ModernLove100@ModernLove100 Жыл бұрын

  • "No one was harmed" repeated a *thousand* freakin' times, but I guarantee you someone was hurt in one of these!!!

    @danielleking262@danielleking262 Жыл бұрын

    • Well,they did say,"No 'one' was hurt",and with the parachutes....there were at least 2 people hurting.They were right.

      @bryduhbikeguy@bryduhbikeguy Жыл бұрын

    • @@bryduhbikeguy 😐

      @danielleking262@danielleking262 Жыл бұрын

    • I want to know how many accident reports etc are actually checked prior to claiming that no one was harmed 🙂

      @RS250Squid@RS250Squid Жыл бұрын

    • I actually think the guy that was bench pressing died a few hours later the event. It happened like one or two years ago.

      @oviliviu4184@oviliviu4184 Жыл бұрын

  • The cameraman is a true legend. I wonder how he's present in every failure moment. Let's all appreciate him.

    @FailArmyCentral@FailArmyCentral3 ай бұрын

  • 2:48 Where did she think she was going in the first place?! There was barely enough room in that yard to WALK around the clutter, much less ride a motorcycle 😂😂

    @MrHuds88@MrHuds88 Жыл бұрын

    • Imagine having a baby, raising it for 18 years or so, having dreams and hopes, and then you get something like this.

      @vomm@vomm Жыл бұрын

    • I think they did that because they knew she couldn't get very fast or damage the bike too much if she dropped it. I don't think they realized she was planning to hit everything in the yard lmao

      @JustMamba@JustMamba Жыл бұрын

    • That is the whiskey throttle

      @DickNutButt@DickNutButt Жыл бұрын

  • 1:17 That is the chillest dog in existence

    @woahblackbetty7691@woahblackbetty7691 Жыл бұрын

    • I assume he is deaf. Or she does this every night and he is used to it.

      @MrYfrank14@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын

    • He definitely was prepared.

      @maxmeier532@maxmeier532 Жыл бұрын

    • Until someone says "squirrel !"

      @Earthneedsado-over177@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын

  • My 6’3” 150 kilo Jamaicaan bf got his massive fingers stuck in a bowling ball he was throwing. The ball left his hand semi vertically, but the momentum threw him into a sort of breakdance spin on his back as the ball narrowly missed his head on the way down. Then he appeared to impersonate a dying fly which did stop the spinning, but not immediately. It was hilarious. No one in the place dared laugh except us who couldn’t stand up for laughing. GOD I wish someone had filmed it.

    @Threemore650@Threemore650 Жыл бұрын

  • Have you tried Mighty Travels Premium yet?

    @Kral-wl5uh@Kral-wl5uh Жыл бұрын

    • No

      @bruhpie6622@bruhpie6622 Жыл бұрын

    • Now I dont want to

      @l30hzs@l30hzs Жыл бұрын

  • 5:52 I really thought that the giant snake was a person. I even said, "Is he okay?" 💀

    @TheTrainmobile@TheTrainmobile Жыл бұрын

    • but was the snake ok?

      @marinaida2835@marinaida2835 Жыл бұрын

    • I thought it was a person too at first!

      @GraceKi92@GraceKi92 Жыл бұрын

    • More like a Python

      @Real_Bane@Real_Bane Жыл бұрын

    • "No one was Harmed"

      @jasonarmstrong9522@jasonarmstrong9522 Жыл бұрын

  • My hanggliding husband was run into midair by a paraglider. They both kept their wits about themselves and were able to disentangle and land safely, but a scary day for sure! Props to all those who mantain a level head when faced with imminent death.

    @mbrow@mbrow Жыл бұрын

  • 6:12 Snake: "Hold on, I gotta take this..."

    @BulletProofSoul1029@BulletProofSoul1029 Жыл бұрын

  • I do not believe for a second that the powerlifter was totally unharmed after dropping what appears to have been at least 600 pounds on his torso.

    @lilyblueharsh@lilyblueharsh Жыл бұрын

  • 3:10- thank god they blurred that bottle. Noone will ever guess what it is.

    @MrYfrank14@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын

    • Summer's Eve

      @Earthneedsado-over177@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын

    • Pepsi?

      @JerryAss@JerryAss Жыл бұрын

    • @@JerryAss piss?

      @gzx_3aaa537@gzx_3aaa537 Жыл бұрын

    • @@gzx_3aaa537 lol

      @JerryAss@JerryAss Жыл бұрын

  • They should sell a "no one was harmed" shirt

    @GrimscytheUnderwood@GrimscytheUnderwood Жыл бұрын

  • The lady with the PLASTIC TRAY cooking a pizza 😂😂😂😂😂.She gets the Darwin Award 🥇

    @feather1950@feather1950 Жыл бұрын

  • HELPING others is the secret sauce to a HAPPY LIFE...❣️

    @laughforever8969@laughforever8969 Жыл бұрын

  • The random honk at 2:50 as she runs over mom was great 🤣

    @beachrunner428@beachrunner428 Жыл бұрын

    • I was going to say exactly that 😂

      @titcho87@titcho87 Жыл бұрын

    • So Damn funny😂😂😂

      @Eminemdani98@Eminemdani98 Жыл бұрын

    • She fell back slowly lmao 😂

      @bozoinc4628@bozoinc4628 Жыл бұрын

    • very polite!

      @blackburn1111@blackburn1111 Жыл бұрын

    • 👌🤣

      @eusebiusamselschlag1904@eusebiusamselschlag1904 Жыл бұрын

  • Cooking in a glass container. What a genius

    @martienpost2234@martienpost2234 Жыл бұрын

  • This is what I love in this channel No canned laughter, no pop up videos in the end.

    @Dragon2OOOO@Dragon2OOOO Жыл бұрын

    • and best of it, NO ONE WAS HARMED

      @xjr1618x@xjr1618x Жыл бұрын

  • 2:43 She just mows em down! It kills me everytime. 🤣

    @xorrior4438@xorrior443811 ай бұрын

  • @ 5:43 "i just wanted to make a pizza" on a freaking plastic board? Seriously? 🤣

    @elmiz@elmiz Жыл бұрын

    • And it happened TO her, she didn't do anything wrong apparently

      @drforjc@drforjc Жыл бұрын

    • @@drforjc yep, classic victim mentality. Everything bad in her life, even by her own actions are someone else's or the object's fault.

      @rodneymartin6154@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын

  • The 400 ft snake In the ceiling is gonna haunt me like forever

    @georgejetson1025@georgejetson1025 Жыл бұрын

  • There’s no way that weightlifter wasn’t seriously harmed. 😱

    @sm3296@sm3296 Жыл бұрын

    • No kidding, go frame by frame and that bar literally smashed his entire midsection all the way to his spine. Dude had to have serious internal injuries after that.

      @JimmyFoxhound@JimmyFoxhound Жыл бұрын

    • @@JimmyFoxhound hes fine xD

      @nobot4078@nobot4078 Жыл бұрын

    • @@JimmyFoxhound yeah he had to have went straight to the er!

      @trianglechokeU@trianglechokeU Жыл бұрын

    • Just a fractured rib. But nothing serious

      @gdc6153@gdc6153 Жыл бұрын

    • @@gdc6153 how tf is that not serious tho

      @unknownuser8454@unknownuser8454 Жыл бұрын

  • Soon as those parachuters hit the ground , I wonder if they started throwing hands.😂

    @relax_youre_fine3112@relax_youre_fine3112 Жыл бұрын

    • Maybe literally.

      @urosmarjanovic663@urosmarjanovic663 Жыл бұрын

    • They started looking for toilet paper.

      @heru-deshet359@heru-deshet359 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:35 is training his neck to withstand being hung hahaha

    @LilDrummaDude@LilDrummaDude Жыл бұрын

    • My thoughts exactly lol. He's expecting that to happen any time soon 🤣

      @ciccio150@ciccio150 Жыл бұрын

    • And that’s dangerous so “Don’t try this at home”.

      @user-km5xu8om7r@user-km5xu8om7r Жыл бұрын

  • 1:17 that doggo must be deaf, right 🙉😂

    @nikki.s.r.@nikki.s.r. Жыл бұрын

  • lie of the week: NO ONE WAS HARMED 😂😂

    @escanor7648@escanor7648 Жыл бұрын

  • Love how he asked the cat was it alright.

    @tigerhorn2954@tigerhorn2954 Жыл бұрын

  • That giant puffy thing at the end! I need that kind of food in my life. :)

    @Praxxus55712@Praxxus55712 Жыл бұрын

    • you want her diabetes

      @poolpffs4985@poolpffs4985 Жыл бұрын

    • What was it?

      @whittney8955@whittney8955 Жыл бұрын

    • @@poolpffs4985 Yes....yes I do

      @Praxxus55712@Praxxus55712 Жыл бұрын

    • It is {Чебурек} its comes beef meat or lamb meat or combo beef whit chese

      @Krasawceg@Krasawceg Жыл бұрын

    • @@Krasawceg Where in the world is this? Is it a meat pie or like an odd pizza?

      @jodyhaverkorn7850@jodyhaverkorn7850 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:55 was deserved who the hell puts glass on immense heat lol😂😂

    @SKTT9Killer@SKTT9Killer Жыл бұрын

    • 5:43 too, who tf doesn't know that plastic melts 😂 i can't imagine how these people go though life

      @OGbluetooth_@OGbluetooth_ Жыл бұрын

    • @@OGbluetooth_ a ex of my sister doesnt he tried to make fries in a plastic bowl in the oven

      @SKTT9Killer@SKTT9Killer Жыл бұрын

  • I like how that dude at 4:28 points like nobody noticed the fun bouncy house having liftoff!🤣

    @michaelfretz6782@michaelfretz6782 Жыл бұрын

  • The snake in the ceiling is terrifying

    @thekrayers@thekrayers Жыл бұрын

  • Welcome to the new FailArmy, where no one is ever harmed.

    @JLWide@JLWide Жыл бұрын

  • “No one was harmed”… yea, what about that weight lifter who failed at a bench press 🤨🧐

    @ShmooyShmoo@ShmooyShmoo Жыл бұрын

  • That Ole man hates scotters wit the passion, we need the story behind that 💯

    @707ridah@707ridah Жыл бұрын

    • Who doesn't?

      @seytanuakbar3022@seytanuakbar3022 Жыл бұрын

  • "Breaks both legs then body get ripped in half" NO ONE WAS HARMED

    @gokuU1tra@gokuU1tra Жыл бұрын

  • Imagine being snapped with other parachuters in the air with no chance and impact on the 150mph fast wind.. must be terrifying..

    @poll3x336@poll3x336 Жыл бұрын

    • Snagged.

      @DxBlack@DxBlack Жыл бұрын

    • "no one was harmed"

      @gabrigmr5808@gabrigmr5808 Жыл бұрын

    • They deserve it for doing such a stupid thing, they willingly decided to jump out a plane.

      @_J4CK4L_@_J4CK4L_ Жыл бұрын

    • These are paragliders, totally different sport

      @rolandmdill@rolandmdill Жыл бұрын

    • @@rolandmdill these nuts

      @whatyousaidbud@whatyousaidbud Жыл бұрын

  • Me: Sees horrible accident involving many people, lots of screaming and panic. FailArmy: *NO ONE WAS HARMED* Me: Whew!

    @Eros4tw@Eros4tw Жыл бұрын

  • 1:29 bro tryna pray with maximum efficiency

    @xoticartz6793@xoticartz6793 Жыл бұрын

  • Riding the motorized scooter into the picnic table was pure gold.

    @notthatronjohnson1186@notthatronjohnson1186 Жыл бұрын

    • Loved it

      @gdc6153@gdc6153 Жыл бұрын

  • Dude almost gets his guts pushed out like a pushpop from dropping that weight on his chest/stomach. *NO ONE WAS HARMED*

    @boglimwrangler18@boglimwrangler18 Жыл бұрын

    • 😆😂😄

      @mickblock@mickblock Жыл бұрын

    • oh my god, i can't fucking breathe because of this comment lmao 🤣🤣🤣

      @AlmostMiddleAgedASMR@AlmostMiddleAgedASMR Жыл бұрын

  • That had to be so scary to have any kind of malfunction in parachute. I was scared and it wasn't me. That cat was lucky he didn't fall. Was fun to watch. Great video

    @storytimewithunclebill1998@storytimewithunclebill1998 Жыл бұрын

    • No worries. We always land on our feet ! 😂 ❤🇨🇦❤

      @thekatt...@thekatt... Жыл бұрын

    • By the end the guy was face stomping who ever it was.

      @michaelross1452@michaelross1452 Жыл бұрын

  • I've stopped watching these because I'm tired of seeing NO ONE WAS HARMED all the time :-)

    @poly_hexamethyl@poly_hexamethyl Жыл бұрын

  • Beware the clips that do not say "no one was harmed". Those are the clips where everyone died in.

    @Rbum4@Rbum4 Жыл бұрын

  • I can believe no one was SERIOUSLY harmed, but many of these really look painful.

    @hawaiianshirts4715@hawaiianshirts4715 Жыл бұрын

  • 1:19: The dog doesnt seem one bit surprised.

    @maxmeier532@maxmeier532 Жыл бұрын

    • "THIS again"

      @RideAcrossTheRiver@RideAcrossTheRiver Жыл бұрын

  • remember kids, if the clip DOESNT say "no one was harmed", everyone involved went to the hospital 😀

    @Schnelle_Leckere_Rezepte@Schnelle_Leckere_Rezepte Жыл бұрын

  • I guess they put on "no one was harmed" so you can laugh without guilt.

    @rodjak1000@rodjak1000 Жыл бұрын

  • I’d like to see a caption that reads “someone was so definitely harmed”

    @chadcolton528@chadcolton528 Жыл бұрын

  • "no one died" would be more accurate

    @Sinnesvidgande@Sinnesvidgande Жыл бұрын

  • Fail Army should have Merch that says "No one was harmed"

    @DarkSalarian@DarkSalarian Жыл бұрын

  • I am going to be looking at the ceiling in the middle of the night waiting for it, thanx...that dough bomb was hilarious and the honk from the scooter after she hit the table had me dying!

    @jasonarmstrong9522@jasonarmstrong9522 Жыл бұрын

  • When we getting 8 mins straight of stair slips? LFG!

    @commentguy4711@commentguy4711 Жыл бұрын

  • *No one was harmed.* 0:40 Na bro, man went from 400 pounds to 3 pounds in 1 second 1:07 *never let them know your next move*

    @potato7640@potato7640 Жыл бұрын

  • I like how in the clips where people were harmed, they don't write "no one was harmed".

    @nuitNo.6@nuitNo.6 Жыл бұрын

  • *_RUMOR HAS IT THAT EVERYONE WAS INJURED 💯_*

    @Wutzmename@Wutzmename Жыл бұрын

  • Who the hell would be stupid enough to let their cat go out at heights like that?! 😲

    @LHyoutube@LHyoutube Жыл бұрын

    • they do whatever the heck they want, eff them rules!

      @rodneymartin6154@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын

    • Cats are insane

      @whittney8955@whittney8955 Жыл бұрын

    • Cats have better spacial awareness than we give them credit for. And that high isn't so bad. It's when you get to 10+ storeys that things get worrisome.

      @anonymousskunk@anonymousskunk Жыл бұрын

    • @@anonymousskunk An average cat's spatial awareness is probably at least 10,000 times better than that of most of the others in this video.

      @user2C47@user2C47 Жыл бұрын

    • First, you cant stop a cat. They all have an attitude problem. Second, cats are designed for heights and small spaces. They hunt in trees and escape predators in trees. They balance on very narrow areas. They stop thier fall with claws. They can survive a fall from high places by spreading themselves out to act like a parachute.

      @MrYfrank14@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын

  • I mean you can say it all you want, but the dude that dropped the bar was most definitely hurt

    @JohnDoe-lx3dt@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын

    • Sure, but was he harmed?

      @andreasnordon4484@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын

    • @@andreasnordon4484 pretty sure they’re interchangeable

      @JohnDoe-lx3dt@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын

    • @@JohnDoe-lx3dt To some extent in that there's overlap, but harm implies a more serious injury even to the point of lifelong consequence, whereas hurt does not. Essentially, if you're over it within days, you were hurt, if you still feel the effects after a week, you were harmed.

      @andreasnordon4484@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын

    • @@andreasnordon4484 I’d disagree harmed would just be the more formal of the two, which is why you find it written that way in law. Though when describing actual harm in law that can mean as little as pushing someone

      @JohnDoe-lx3dt@JohnDoe-lx3dt Жыл бұрын

    • @@JohnDoe-lx3dt Are you sure? Which would you consider worse, if you hurt someone or if you harmed someone? I'd say that in everyday use the distinction is rather blurry like you said but in context the use of 'harmed' is deliberate. People were hurt in these accidents but didn't suffer harm, as per my given definition.

      @andreasnordon4484@andreasnordon4484 Жыл бұрын

  • THE DOG WALKING AROUND IN THE KITCHEN WAS VERY COOL, CALM AND COLLECTIVE LIKE THAT EXPLOSION DON'T BOTHER ME

    @SS-hd7kn@SS-hd7kn Жыл бұрын

  • Guys, seriously chill with the "no one was harmed" criticisms. FailArmy is trying to bring us good content. Please don't complain, he probably says no one is harmed because the people that sent him the clips said so. Keep it up, failarmy, good content!

    @aura_playz4505@aura_playz4505 Жыл бұрын

    • Lies. The weight guy broke his thumbs and several ribs

      @GeraltofRivia22@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын

    • KZhead gets pissy about stuff like this, I imagine that's the reason

      @PoloWolf47@PoloWolf47 Жыл бұрын

  • Ah yes, destroyer of mankind, the unstoppable force itself: Gravity.

    @darkkitty2830@darkkitty2830 Жыл бұрын

    • Gravity? Seriously?

      @declamatory@declamatory Жыл бұрын

  • Not even a minute in and I'm saying "NO ONE WAS HARMED" after each clip

    @musikteer@musikteer Жыл бұрын

    • I can't help doing the exact same thing! lol 🤣

      @MarquisDeSacks@MarquisDeSacks Жыл бұрын

  • We could see a literal decapitation and it would say "no one was harmed" lol

    @Ashened0@Ashened0 Жыл бұрын

  • 00:34 The Bench press one 😆 "No one was harmed"

    @emailaccount4483@emailaccount4483 Жыл бұрын

  • 6:41 After not being able to get it up for a decade, Alfred has grown disdain for all erect objects.

    @ptrinch@ptrinch Жыл бұрын

    • You win!!!

      @rodneymartin6154@rodneymartin6154 Жыл бұрын

    • Indeed, you win hahaha

      @TheOnlySypher@TheOnlySypher Жыл бұрын

  • that bodybuilder who dropped the bar on himself is so lucky

    @calnus610@calnus610 Жыл бұрын

    • No, no he isn't. And fuck Failarmy's "Nobody was hurt" disclaimer

      @mikeduncan3953@mikeduncan3953 Жыл бұрын

  • Funny and fails are my fav series, thx for another great vid.

    @ftvidiots@ftvidiotsКүн бұрын

  • I love how you post videos where the person is obviously hurt but you put “no one was harmed”.🤣🤣

    @dg5028@dg5028 Жыл бұрын

  • 3:27 no one was harmed

    @jostv.2726@jostv.2726 Жыл бұрын

  • "no one was harmed" except for the people who clearly died.

    @CookingWithCows@CookingWithCows Жыл бұрын

  • Am I alone in finding these people's misfortunes hysterical?

    @biff5856@biff5856 Жыл бұрын

  • “No one was harmed “ = No one died.

    @compunurse@compunurse Жыл бұрын

  • @2:55 - She actually says "No! Don't get back on that again!" NOT "Don't give that again".

    @Seamonkey292@Seamonkey292 Жыл бұрын

    • Good advice too.

      @andersandersen6295@andersandersen6295 Жыл бұрын

    • Fail army uses spanish speakers for the English sub titles and English speakers for the Spanish sub titles. That is why what she said doesnt match what they wrote.

      @MrYfrank14@MrYfrank14 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:35 “No one was hurt” Seriously? That looked bone crushing 😫😣😳

    @Seabacon346@Seabacon346 Жыл бұрын

    • 🤫

      @Chris-lq8zk@Chris-lq8zk Жыл бұрын

    • From what I remember he broke both his thumbs and cracked some ribs. "No one was hurt"

      @mindgame112@mindgame112 Жыл бұрын

    • @@mindgame112 that sounds hurt to me 😂😣😣😢

      @Seabacon346@Seabacon346 Жыл бұрын

    • Why is everyone always interested in whether someone has been hurt? Can't you just enjoy a video and laugh?

      @vomm@vomm Жыл бұрын

    • @@vomm Because they F-ing Lie! It's not F-ing funny if the person really got hurt!

      @bobsmith6544@bobsmith6544 Жыл бұрын

  • What was she eating in that last clip!?? Inflated tortilla?!

    @thestarcatcher4420@thestarcatcher4420 Жыл бұрын

    • A giant cheburek, I guess

      @AndreiBerezin@AndreiBerezin Жыл бұрын

  • someone: Sets off a bomb Failarmy: no one was harmed

    @immatouchyhu@immatouchyhu Жыл бұрын
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