Asians Are So Smart (comedian K-von)

2023 ж. 15 Нау.
194 501 Рет қаралды

We all know who does the best in school!
This is a quick clip from K-von's 1hr special Essential. Order on K-vonComedy.com/Shop
#KvonComedy #Essential #HalfPersian #TanxGod #Funny #Comedy #Persian #Standup

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  • Viet here. ❤ Your "go pho yuself" drive through! 🤣

    @kimchianthony@kimchianthony Жыл бұрын
  • Dude I’m Thai and I’m so happy to hear that you went to Thailand. When you first said it I was hoping for a good Ladyboy joke and I got it and it was funny AF bc it was 100% true😂

    @artemus80j.4@artemus80j.4 Жыл бұрын
    • I know some of them want to be trans but I feel bad for the ones that do that in order to make a decent living.

      @szee8588@szee85888 ай бұрын
    • Why are there so many ladyboys there and why are they more pretty than girls?

      @owlNolan@owlNolan7 ай бұрын
  • That LA salad analogy 😭😂

    @theshypersistence@theshypersistence Жыл бұрын
  • "It needed to be said!" L O L !!!!!

    @millenniumman75@millenniumman75 Жыл бұрын
  • Anything better than Bang-Kok. Funny. I never assoiated that with a joke.

    @maxkelter3561@maxkelter3561 Жыл бұрын
  • As a Thai lady, that's totally true when he said if the girl is very beautiful without flaws, she might be a ladyboy! 😂 I once got asked by immigration officer in South Africa if I were a ladyboy. When I told my friends about this incident, they all said " Wow! That means you are beautiful! I guess he must never seen a real ladyboy and realize how they are more beautiful than us. Haha". 😅

    @chayamoncanyuk5736@chayamoncanyuk573610 ай бұрын
    • Oh Sis, the South African incident is hilarious! To folks of the western world reading this, this is one of the things that makes Thailand special. Thai women and Thai ladyboys exist in harmony. We ladyboys respect that the ones with wombs are the real deal and in return, the beautiful women of Thailand graciously share their public restrooms with us.

      @user-qs5gt6ty6s@user-qs5gt6ty6s8 ай бұрын
  • It's very rare nowadays to see comics who are conservative, who have opinions and express themselves and remind people in a non-offensive way (speaking out of personal taste not forcing anyone) that it's everyone's right to have opinions and preferences. It's very tense and toxic to the point that no one is "allowed" to have mere opinions and preferences anymore. Everything offends people even others existing and saying they have different values and ways of life.

    @aishasobhy7097@aishasobhy7097 Жыл бұрын
    • you are the best

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
    • I would not call him conservative. Seems pretty liberal to me.

      @natedogyoung@natedogyoung Жыл бұрын
    • And he doesn’t need to cuss 😂😂😂

      @insulareshdxo9454@insulareshdxo9454 Жыл бұрын
    • True. I just meant that even the presence of ppl like him with some of the traditional views that he holds is now seen by the far libs as unacceptable, which is presumptuous like who do they think they are to "police" people's minds and opinions. That's why the promotion of the presence of more traditional comics can help balance it out and give youngsters better comedy that has got value. And at the end of the day no one is perfect. Thanks for the points you guys are raising

      @aishasobhy7097@aishasobhy7097 Жыл бұрын
    • ​@@insulareshdxo9454 I don't think he was cussing. He was told pho is pronounced "fu." I think he was saying "pho ing" which is pronounced "fu ing." When you're as talented and genuinely witty as he is, he doesn't need to cuss to be funny.

      @dennishalford5763@dennishalford5763 Жыл бұрын
  • You're pho kim funny 😁

    @SarahBee727@SarahBee727 Жыл бұрын
    • Hahaha! 🤣

      @KittyKat667@KittyKat667 Жыл бұрын
  • Kvon so pho'ing funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for awesome comedy as always!

    @tracyshaw1237@tracyshaw1237 Жыл бұрын
  • What's crazy is this Pho Kim Long restaurant is actually real in Vegas lmao

    @douglasbaek4656@douglasbaek4656 Жыл бұрын
    • Yummm 🍲

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
  • Good delivery. Sounds confident

    @itzyaboyizzy@itzyaboyizzy8 ай бұрын
  • Found this on my recommended, love it !! ❤😂😂

    @julescoco133@julescoco1338 ай бұрын
    • Yay! Thank you!

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy8 ай бұрын
  • for a while in Seattle there was a small chain of Pho restaurants named “Pho Q.” I’m pretty sure that wasn’t an accident.

    @howlinhobbit@howlinhobbit8 ай бұрын
  • KVons the Goat. Been to Thailand a few times and he's right on. 🤣 hilarity.

    @BenDover-vs7ih@BenDover-vs7ih8 ай бұрын
  • Crazy I'm allergic to nuts too lol 😂

    @rockclementson2336@rockclementson2336 Жыл бұрын
  • You are out of control!! 😂😂😂

    @bonitajolie9341@bonitajolie9341 Жыл бұрын
  • Had Pho yesterday, the best soup on earth. So cool to hear my man Kvon loves it also.

    @3636lk@3636lk Жыл бұрын
  • I’m allergic to nuts too lol😂

    @tella117@tella117 Жыл бұрын
  • We Viets, we love you long time K-Von! 😂

    @TheresaElle@TheresaElle Жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for speaking up man

    @luvsachkash@luvsachkash Жыл бұрын
  • Love it! Your Vietnamese impersonation is spot on!

    @AimeeCVaj@AimeeCVaj Жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for advocating for people who still want to be allowed to have simple natural preferences 🎉

    @RollingFishball@RollingFishball7 ай бұрын
  • Love it, need to watch your essentials show! Thanks!

    @yepyep2921@yepyep2921 Жыл бұрын
  • The salad comparison was hilarious!

    @dng6121@dng612111 ай бұрын
  • The Bangkok joke is an oldie but Goldie, Kvon! Well done, I laughed out loud again! Thanks……

    @hansweissmann_xviii6754@hansweissmann_xviii675411 ай бұрын
  • That was great!! The audience wasn't laughing hard enough hahaha - I really liked the Bangkok joke btw and also the one at the end about dietary preferences haha

    @ghostsade3@ghostsade36 ай бұрын
  • K-von, I love you.......😅🤣❤ And I love your style....❤

    @KittyKat667@KittyKat667 Жыл бұрын
  • You’re too funny. 😆

    @minnietrout814@minnietrout814 Жыл бұрын
  • K, you are definitely one of the best comedians out there right now.. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go so that would make you a clean comic which is rare. And that was the darkest I've ever seen you go, so that would make you a clean comic which is rare.

    @yobabybubba@yobabybubba Жыл бұрын
  • I always love your humor! 💕

    @pj2.085@pj2.085 Жыл бұрын
  • Too funny!😂

    @debmcginnis2142@debmcginnis2142 Жыл бұрын
  • Aw! Thank you K-Von. You're awesome!

    @levierose484@levierose484 Жыл бұрын
  • This was perfect! The delivery, the content and tone - Kvon, you’re one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen. You had me in tears laughing! 😂 Love your comedy, brother!

    @jonfrost2152@jonfrost215211 ай бұрын
    • 👋

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy11 ай бұрын
  • You funny guy!

    @45seventeen77@45seventeen77 Жыл бұрын
  • Duck Curry soup is the best. 😂❤😂

    @Dragonmancer1@Dragonmancer1 Жыл бұрын
    • In fact it's pho Kim good

      @Dragonmancer1@Dragonmancer1 Жыл бұрын
  • Bro the "Fo Kim Long" joke legit had me dying I can't 😂😂😂

    @soulmatechan@soulmatechan7 ай бұрын
    • Pho if you don't mind.

      @addisalemayehu7546@addisalemayehu75466 ай бұрын
  • You're so funny K-VON❤ Thank you!

    @pavkat5574@pavkat5574 Жыл бұрын
  • Excellent, as always.

    @karlkascha1261@karlkascha1261 Жыл бұрын
  • That made me subscribe

    @bilalsid5914@bilalsid59149 ай бұрын
  • Just love it 💞

    @mariaraymond9490@mariaraymond94907 ай бұрын
  • Brilliant !!!👏

    @chanthana7694@chanthana76949 ай бұрын
  • The drive thru could also be called 'Pho Off.'

    @cogboy302@cogboy3028 ай бұрын
  • I swear that’s like my biggest hang up on going with Thai women haha

    @KageNoTenshi@KageNoTenshi9 ай бұрын
  • Deliriously funny!!! 😂❣️❣️❣️

    @darleneh7740@darleneh77408 ай бұрын
  • This dudes cadence and delivery are spot-on. Hard subscribe.

    @SunDevil31@SunDevil31 Жыл бұрын
    • U rock

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
    • @@kvoncomedy No you bro. You are 1 funny mfr. 😄

      @SunDevil31@SunDevil31 Жыл бұрын
  • KV, you make us laugh, long time.

    @rickparker679@rickparker6797 ай бұрын
  • Go fa yo self we open 💀😂

    @Superman_305@Superman_305 Жыл бұрын
  • That was brilliant!!!🤣👍🏻⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆

    @Notintimidated2013@Notintimidated2013 Жыл бұрын
    • He's ALWAYS brilliant......😂

      @KittyKat667@KittyKat667 Жыл бұрын
  • “No your preference is offensive. Only my preference is allowed!”

    @behcherry9815@behcherry9815 Жыл бұрын
  • Phở Shizzle Moezzle!! 😂 Love you bro!

    @tutran8363@tutran83638 ай бұрын
  • Ever since I stumbled upon your comedy special on Dry Bar, I was hooked on your phenomenal comedic sense of humor. Great to know that you enjoy Vietnamese cuisine, especially Pho 🇻🇳 Have a pho-king wonderful day 😂

    @pawin2855@pawin28557 ай бұрын
  • You are one of the few young comedians that can make me laugh. Mike the Mime the Podcast.

    @ScottRossProductions@ScottRossProductions Жыл бұрын
    • hi

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
  • This is pho-king awesome

    @AS-yo4qv@AS-yo4qv Жыл бұрын
  • I jsut discovered kvon and i love how he can be funny without cussing and screaming.

    @toastinos4205@toastinos42059 ай бұрын
  • subbed cuz this man's keeps it real! pho k yeah!😂

    @dhil3571@dhil3571 Жыл бұрын
  • I think I’m gonna use your analogy of women and salad. Thank for the laughs Kvon

    @sevanjacob2285@sevanjacob2285 Жыл бұрын
  • One of the few stand ups that are actually funny. Respect.

    @fuglbird@fuglbird9 ай бұрын
  • This guy is hilarious. Audience why aren´t you laughing more and louder?

    @sofil9515@sofil95159 ай бұрын
  • Bangkok ! It just sounds funny the way he says it !!!!!

    @It_isGreatwith_mysoul@It_isGreatwith_mysoul10 ай бұрын
  • OMG! Real, based comedy, can it be? Nicely done young man. Appreciate the morning belly laugh.

    @susiesmith7997@susiesmith7997 Жыл бұрын
  • Cmon KVon hit out of the park.

    @donq2957@donq29578 ай бұрын
  • Oh man, thank you so much for a good laugh 😂❤

    @Maria_Serbina@Maria_Serbina Жыл бұрын
  • Lmao this made me laugh so hard

    @draklingscp@draklingscp9 ай бұрын
  • In Phoenix, there was a Pho place that was called "Pho King Eggroll" right across the street. They know what they're doing XD

    @kylekossack@kylekossack Жыл бұрын
  • i loved when he wanted to try Vietnamese food all around the world, and he went to Vegas🤣🤣🤣

    @RorschachZ777@RorschachZ77711 ай бұрын
    • Yes. Best in the world

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy11 ай бұрын
    • ​@@kvoncomedyThere is a Pho King in Austin TX. Yes, no pho king joke.

      @yellostallion@yellostallion8 ай бұрын
  • I’m Filipino. Do us! Do us! 😂

    @EpiCz_Izzy@EpiCz_Izzy Жыл бұрын
  • So Hilarious 😅😅 ... Anyway u hv such a strong stand....

    @odysseyohio5772@odysseyohio577210 ай бұрын
  • Pho you long time!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @edcagandahan2022@edcagandahan20227 ай бұрын
  • K-Von never disappoints!..🤣🤣🤣

    @iradukundafabrice3334@iradukundafabrice3334 Жыл бұрын
  • The phở places in California, for the most part, have intended restaurants names as puns. It's phở-king awesome.

    @TLe-nf9lo@TLe-nf9lo8 ай бұрын
  • In Brisbane, we have a Vietnamese restaurant called ‘Pho Queue’.

    @kathart5045@kathart50458 ай бұрын
  • You're too funny bro

    @mr_uden@mr_uden9 ай бұрын
  • He said I'm allergic to nuts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @keishaguilford2170@keishaguilford21708 ай бұрын
  • Geographically we Filipinos are asians, but our customs are hispanic. It's kind of hard to really pin point us. We do look more like mexican than asian.

    @mariz107@mariz107 Жыл бұрын
    • You only say it because Filipinos have unhealthy obsession with whitening their skin and paint their hair to a foreigner colours, which takes away from your real beauty. I have been living in the Philippines for many years and MOST of the men and women (+80%) look stricte asian (you can call it southern chinese, Burmese, Vietnamese). My wife is Filipina and everybody in my polish family sees her as asian and only asian + They have complimented her 100 times at the moment of this video. I literally have strangers in Poland walking up to me and saying "You have such a beatiful wife + 15 relatives saying the same thing, to the point that I give clear signals that enough is enough, but they still go forward with all the compliments. And my wife hears all of that having her 100% natural dark skin color, having 100% natural hair color.

      @kacperzimowski4626@kacperzimowski46269 ай бұрын
    • @@kacperzimowski4626 I don't know which part of the Philippines you've been, but not all of us are Asian looking. There are Filipinos that look more Asian; the ones with more squinted eyes, we call them chinitos/chinitas. For the most part we look more like Mexicans. We are brown and not yellow. You can easily tell the ones that bleach their skin. They look funny. They look like Casper the ghost.

      @mariz107@mariz1079 ай бұрын
    • Phillipines is an interesting mixed. I believe the Mongoloid descent were already there (after the Nigritos) before Spain settle in which explain why some Pilipino looks Asian and some looks Spanish.

      @chanthana7694@chanthana76949 ай бұрын
    • @@chanthana7694 We also have ancestry From Malaysians and Indonesians.

      @mariz107@mariz1079 ай бұрын
  • This is so good...😃😃😃

    @michaelabogdan2039@michaelabogdan203910 ай бұрын
  • There's a Good Pho You in Granada Hills. I wonder if that's the one you visited. This skit was great! Keep it up my man

    @crankerson@crankerson10 ай бұрын
  • Hilarious 🤣

    @SanjayaLimbu1@SanjayaLimbu19 ай бұрын
  • This guy is so funny.

    @joycepino5346@joycepino534610 ай бұрын
  • YAYYY MY FAVOURITE KVON!!!!. "i like my women like an LA girl likes her salad- "HORMONE FREE" LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

    @swatir.567@swatir.567 Жыл бұрын
  • Im allergic to nuts, i dont want it in my throat🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

    @theglamspot24@theglamspot247 ай бұрын
  • Lmfao the ending wass funniest

    @L3eKing91@L3eKing917 ай бұрын
  • 😂❤🎉 Bravo bravo!!!

    @reynaramos5204@reynaramos5204 Жыл бұрын
  • There’s a joint called Pho King also hahahaha

    @NamCaHat@NamCaHat8 ай бұрын
  • He”s good 👏👏👏👏👏

    @CarmenRodriguez-gc9jn@CarmenRodriguez-gc9jn10 ай бұрын
  • Good one😂

    @captainmerca341@captainmerca341 Жыл бұрын
  • PHO KIM LONG !!!!!!!!!!! Shoutout to that family nice folks!

    @richardhsuh@richardhsuh10 ай бұрын
    • Yesss

      @kvoncomedy@kvoncomedy10 ай бұрын
  • I'm Vietnamese and i think Kvon is funny hahahah

    @hannahnguyen3454@hannahnguyen34548 ай бұрын
  • Try Pho King…it’s Pho King good

    @moneymikz@moneymikz Жыл бұрын
  • A young Richard armitage!

    @jkalb1744@jkalb17448 ай бұрын
  • I’m glad someone is still Laing real jokes these days. No mainstream comedian can get away with any of this. It’s so sad. I just want to laugh, even if it’s at my expense. Plenty of white girl jokes out there 😂😂😂

    @Emzzz78@Emzzz78 Жыл бұрын
  • good stuff bud

    @pooljunki1@pooljunki1 Жыл бұрын
  • 3:35 Mann... You are hilarious! And here I'm not allergic to nuts rather I'm attracted 😂❤

    @incognito__00@incognito__0010 ай бұрын
  • I too have a nut allergy.

    @gstcomputing65@gstcomputing65 Жыл бұрын
  • "Fuh Kim Long" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @eugenewolf7493@eugenewolf74939 ай бұрын
    • Hahahha

      @hannahnguyen3454@hannahnguyen34548 ай бұрын
  • Eeer... Allergic to nuts... 😂😅😂

    @romylaudy6911@romylaudy69118 ай бұрын
  • Pho King in Austin!!! No joke!

    @David_Watts@David_Watts7 ай бұрын
  • Haha 😁 that Bangkok joke was hilarious. I gotta tell you man it's not as bad as it sounds though, and I am half persian half iranian who just came back.

    @owjanshahmiri7038@owjanshahmiri70388 ай бұрын
    • You mean you are 💯 Iranian. Right?

      @mytravls@mytravls8 ай бұрын
    • @@mytravlsI was so confused by his comment lol

      @mar25947@mar259478 ай бұрын
    • @@mar25947 😂😂

      @mytravls@mytravls8 ай бұрын
  • Not trying to Bangkok....well played, sir, well played

    @cmcd1008@cmcd10084 ай бұрын
  • Thanks for having guts enough to tell funny jokes!

    @stephk5255@stephk5255 Жыл бұрын
  • Liberals: The only preference you should have is our preferences.

    @Jubeidono2012@Jubeidono2012 Жыл бұрын
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